00:06This place has the best pizza, if you'd like to try.
00:10I don't like eating with my hands, you know? It's...
00:27Mom! Yes, I'm here.
00:32Is he really talking to his mom on a date?
00:35She's here as well.
00:37Oh, just don't talk to your mom on a date, please.
00:42Yes, Mom, she is pretty.
00:44Just hang up the phone, it's not too late.
00:48Mom, I don't like chicken.
00:52Mom, okay, I'll have chicken.
00:55Nope, it's too late now.
00:59Sorry.
01:01So Sabrina, what a beautiful name.
01:15Imagine if we had beaks.
01:18There wouldn't be any foreplay.
01:20I mean, can you imagine foreplay with beaks?
01:24Awful.
01:26What is he talking about?
01:29I think foreplay is overrated anyway.
01:33I mean, it only lasts one and a half minutes, so why bother?
01:37What?
01:40Imagine your beak was longer.
01:46Thank God women don't have beaks.
01:52Why?
01:53They would swallow like this.
02:02Is there anything you wish for?
02:04Not yet.
02:11Well, I'm here if you need anything.
02:20There are 32 different types of beaks.
02:24The parrot beak could work because it's curvy.
02:28You know?
02:31Do you know who's the master of rough sex amongst birds?
02:36Who?
02:37Pigeons?
02:38No, chickens.
02:41Really?
02:43Huh.
02:46I guess they only have one option when it comes to positions.
02:50You know?
02:53That's right, bird man.
02:56I can't believe I'm on a date with a man who thinks he's an actual bird tonight.
03:12My grandfather's favorite birds were pigeons, right?
03:16And then this went on down to my father.
03:19And my father, he then's at one point, the eagle is a lot bigger.
03:24Ugh, just stop talking.
03:26What a beautiful creature.
03:28I mean, have you ever seen one before?
03:31He then's at one point, the stardust.
03:34And my grandfather's favorite birds were pigeons.
03:40I can try his beak.
03:49I can't stand this any longer.
03:52I just loved all of them.
03:54Every single bird.
03:56Any bird I started to see, I was like in the middle of them.
03:58Well, I played the transfer hand and put me on hook to me in front of them.
04:03Every single bird, it was simply a timp or the almost..
04:09No?
04:15No.
04:24No, 귀 Correct.
04:28What are so important to people?
04:28Thank God you don't have a beak.
04:30What?
04:31Just keep going.
04:43Gotta go.
04:50Were you talking to your mom again?
04:53What? No.
04:56Yeah, sure.
04:58I think we should get the billy num really full.
05:02We haven't had dessert yet.
05:07I've got this.
05:11This is for the dessert.
05:17We didn't have dessert.
05:20Oh honey, you didn't.
05:26Are you leaving?
05:29Yeah.
05:31This is torture.
05:34I told my mom to get out of the house.
05:37Just for you.
05:41Shall we go?
05:43No, I won't.
05:48But...
05:51I mean, the worst you can get out of a bad date is bad sex.
05:56Which is better than no sex, right?
06:00Or I thought it was.
06:02I guess there are worse things than bad sex.
06:06Not everyone deserves a chance after all.
06:08I got to do that.
06:08Oh, abaeh.
06:10The other just asked you more to get out of your mother.
06:11Okay, guys.
06:11You okay?
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