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Bait - Season 1 - Episode 05: Lure, Part of a Trap

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00:30I'm not afraid to die today I could have chose somebody else to love

00:41Give me the gun, I'll take the blame And cover up your darker shade of blood

00:53I'll feel the rain And turn the pain into cold

01:10Hello?

01:19Mommy Baba?

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01:36Baba Baba Baba

02:14Oh, fuck.

02:24you can tell me if he's here or not you can't keep him you can't keep him unless you charge

02:30him have you charged him like i said to you i need to know if he's here i've been sat

02:34there

02:34for over an hour now listen someone is going to come and talk to you in a minute so you

02:38need to

02:38go take a seat okay i'll give you 10 minutes and then i'm taking your name and number

02:45hi i'd like to

02:53yeah i'd like to report a missing family whole family's gone missing have they yes i think

02:59they've been kidnapped by terrorists but domestic ones the white ones

03:11q u r r um a t hyphen u l hyphen a i n two hyphens okay yeah that's that's

03:20what it goes by q

03:22okay i want to go back to the um the bust up that you said you had with your family

03:27well that's not really that relevant what um because what i'm saying is if you just hack into

03:32this this was set up in the living room so whatever's taken place will definitely

03:35have been recorded on this yeah so so if we can just get into that so that's a very different

03:40kind of investigation much longer process cybercrime really and this falls under missing persons

03:45so all we're trying to do is just help you find why didn't you report the pig's head when you

03:50first

03:50got it sorry what's just details yeah yeah of course i mean what that that was that's that's different

03:57i'm reporting this crime now alleged crime i'm sorry maybe me a bit paranoid am i am i am i

04:04like a

04:04suspect or something like that in this case well easy now you know no one said anything about

04:08a suspect we just need to ask questions sir in order to conduct a proper investigation

04:13so that's why i'm asking why didn't you report the pig's head i thought i could handle it myself

04:19with my private security consultant you got a security consultant because i'm an actor and i'm in the

04:25news sorry you're in the you're in the news yeah i might be the next james bond

04:31wait wait wait wait so you're saying that you're actually like a famous actor i didn't say famous

04:37no i just said well actually yes my bond callback is later on this afternoon but i can't be there

04:42if

04:42i'm here and i'm here because my right so so i'm just making sure we've got private security detail

04:47auditioning to be the next james james bond james bond and got sent the severed pig's head by

04:54by racist trolls i did because they don't want me to be the next james bond right which is why

04:59these

04:59people have also abducted your family that's my current working theory yeah you sound completely

05:06fucking mental

05:12okay mate um give us a few minutes and we'll be right back

05:22you've got to be kidding me

05:26what in the shitting hell are you doing man if you keep your mouth shut then maybe i can focus

05:33focus on this you sentient ballbag you should be at home preparing for the audition

05:38shut out and you most certainly should not be here

05:42you're not the hero of this story to them you're the villain trust me they're gonna google me

05:48and when they do they're gonna see all the bond chat and they're gonna see that i'm telling the truth

05:52and then they can tell the papers how you showed up here with a severed pig's head

05:57think you turgid gimp think

06:03fuck

06:06completely

06:06thanks

06:08no

06:10christian do you have a case

06:12please watch this

06:13yeah

06:14please watch this

06:15please watch this

06:18yeah

06:19oh sorry

06:20what the

06:21be cool man

06:22police are gonna be watching

06:24i'm not i'm just looking for my family that's not a crime is it

06:27hey calm the fuck down i saved you back there

06:30all right okay i'm sorry

06:31and thank you

06:32that's more like it

06:34all you've got to do is walk normally

06:38very weird walk man

06:39be normal

06:42this is normal

06:56oh whoopsie daisy

06:58gently

06:59cock fingers

07:00okay

07:01lock the doors

07:02close the curtains

07:03let's run lines

07:05auditions in eight hours

07:06wait

07:08where are you going

07:09i need to find the right usb

07:11the only camera that matters is at the screen test

07:16sha

07:17time's running out

07:18say the words with me

07:22do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work

07:26fighting everyone and being no one

07:31i don't live with myself

07:33oh come on

07:34hello

07:36i'm giving you gold here

07:39fucking yes

07:40that's right motherfucker

07:43this is all the distraction

07:46classic self-sabotage

07:48shit

07:49come on

07:54fuck

07:55you're not afraid for your family

07:57you're afraid of success

08:01even if they have been kidnapped

08:03you're no superhero spy

08:06becoming one should be our focus

08:10why don't you try helping for a change

08:12i am helping

08:13the only version of you that has any value

08:16to your family or anyone else

08:19is bond

08:20shut the fuck up

08:22oh god

08:24self is as basic as they come

08:26try his birthday

08:28obviously

08:29oh

08:36you don't even know his birthday

08:38some brother you are

08:40okay we don't know

08:42can we get back to work

08:47the security consultant

08:49oh yeah

08:50if you were this obsessive about your craft

08:53you'd have a career

09:06this is a security investigation

09:08if you see something that doesn't look right

09:11speak to star

09:12or text

09:27this is a waste of time

09:28oh shit

09:30what

09:31we've got a problem

09:32we've got dogs

09:33oh dear

09:34i'm dry aged

09:35you realize

09:36turn around now

09:37i can't turn around

09:38they've spotted us

09:39it'll be suspicious

09:40you're a sweaty brown man

09:42with a bloodstained duffel bag

09:43you're already fucking suspicious

09:46let's just shut out okay

09:47just have some faith

09:49you want to act on i

09:50oh god

09:54excuse me sir

09:56i'm not doing anything

09:58i'm not even here to catch a train

10:01oh god

10:03no no

10:04get back

10:05do you mind if it's a couple of the bug

10:06dumb boy

10:08what's in the bug

10:09stop you fucker

10:11sir

10:12that won't be necessary

10:18yep

10:22you say something

10:23good night

10:23have a good day

10:28how did you say that

10:29well i've still got a few tricks

10:30up my sleeve

10:31when it comes to law enforcement

10:33must be nice to be

10:34tall and white

10:35huh

10:37membership has its privileges

10:38shall we

10:40thanks a complete fucking mess

10:42i tried to go to the police

10:43well there's your first mistake there

10:44come on man

10:45we're gonna find your family

10:46all right

10:48okay

10:48how come it feels good

10:49to hear you say that

10:50because nobody believes me

10:52i like him

10:52he makes me feel safe

10:54i'm gonna put a call out

10:55of something called

10:56the kilner system

10:56all right

10:57now luckily wembley is cctv to the hilt

11:00so if your family have been on any street actually

11:02in london in the last eight hours

11:04i will be able to track their exact location down to the inch

11:07and as soon as i get a ping

11:08you will be the first to know

11:10really

11:10yeah man

11:11all good

11:13that's fucking amazing

11:14thank you

11:14i didn't realize your um

11:16your company had that kind of reach

11:18my company has the biggest reach there is

11:20all right

11:21don't worry

11:21look listen

11:21here's the thing right

11:22your family

11:23that's today's problem

11:24yeah

11:24and what about tomorrow's problem

11:26now do you want to be reactive

11:28or do you want to be proactive

11:29i want to be proactive

11:31of course you fucking do

11:32you are on the precipice of something massive

11:34and all that backlash that you've been experiencing recently

11:37it will only get worse

11:39trust me i know

11:40i've fucked the audition

11:41and my prospects have gone down the toilet

11:44so

11:44listen i wouldn't be here talking to you now

11:47if that was the case

11:49would i

11:51so you've got your recall later

11:53correct

11:55yeah

11:56yeah

11:56so you're gonna go in there

11:58you're gonna do your audition

11:59and when you do

12:00those decision makers will be primed

12:04in your favor

12:09well i'm

12:10you understand

12:10well how

12:11how

12:13how

12:13how you can do that

12:19are you at my five

12:23it's okay

12:24oh fuck

12:25okay

12:26it's not a big deal

12:27it's not a big deal

12:28okay listen to me

12:30i'm the only call you'll ever need to make

12:34we've got your bag

12:38what

12:39it's a catch isn't it

12:41no

12:42i mean look

12:43i mean every relationship's a two-way street isn't it

12:47so

12:49basically what we're trying to do

12:50is we just want to build bridges

12:52uh to your community

12:54and in order to do that

12:55we rely on individuals such as yourself

12:58just to help us with um

12:59messaging you know

13:00as a prominent muslim

13:01and soon to be more so

13:03your voice it carries a lot of weight sharp

13:06so let's use it

13:07yeah

13:09right

13:10char let's sidebar

13:13now

13:14just remember we're the good guys

13:15yeah

13:16don't forget that

13:17char

13:18well listen

13:20just need the toilet

13:22don't go anywhere

13:23thank you

13:24i'll be here

13:25i mean that sounds shady as shit

13:32no

13:33char i was wrong

13:34going to nigel was a masterstroke

13:37albeit an accidental one

13:39what are you talking about

13:40he wants me to be a snitch

13:42snitch

13:43he's not asking you to honey trap an ayatollah is he

13:46he's offering you the role of a lifetime

13:48in exchange for some light pr work

13:51i'm not a sellout fed sorry

13:53sellout

13:54well pardon me nelson pissing mandela

13:57you want to star in a franchise that brazenly sells watchers cars and the british secret service

14:04this is the only way you will land this role

14:09i guess i just always thought i was someone who represents

14:13us to them

14:14you know not them to us

14:17you're not representing them or us

14:20this is about you char

14:22and who you want to be

14:24and put simply

14:25do you want to be talking to a pig's head in a toilet

14:28panicking about your career and your family

14:30or do you want to be the hero of this story

14:34the ultimate shitting hero

14:36because that my friend is what is on the table

14:54shah

14:57shah what the hell are you doing man

15:01hello

15:02i'm improvising

15:04oh god

15:05access

15:09shhh

15:12shhh

15:15shhh

15:25shhh

15:26shhh

15:28shhh

15:29shhh

15:30shhh

15:31shhh

15:37Move!

15:39Move!

15:45Watch out!

16:02Move!

16:07Okay, okay. What in Satan's gossip did you just do? We were this close?

16:15Answer me!

16:17Hello?

16:17Oh, God, more imprompt. No one's watching you, malodorous pissflap.

16:23What's your problem, man?

16:24My problem is that I care about you, Shah. I want to make you better.

16:29No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me. All you're doing is shit on you.

16:32It's tough, love, and it's the only voice you understand.

16:35If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the bigger humiliation of remaining as you are!

16:42You want to chill out? I'm in control now. And I know where we're going.

16:50No, no, no! Please, don't fake hang up on me! You need me!

17:00No, no, no!

17:02No, no, no!

17:09No, no, no!

17:22We're going to be here, man!

17:26No, no!

17:27No, no, no!

17:29No, no!

17:29These savage little Ewoks only hold us back.

17:35Don't leave me out here!

17:36Don't leave me out!

17:57Congratulations to your Lord, inshaAllah.

18:01Excuse me.

18:02Sorry.

18:03Excuse me.

18:04As-salamu alaykum. Uncle, can I have a word please?

18:07Why are you calling me uncle of the same age?

18:09Oh, I mean, no.

18:11Sorry, I'm actually here to look for someone,

18:13someone who's gone missing, my brother.

18:16Zofi, I think you know him.

18:17He's the big guy who does the cabs.

18:19Have you seen him?

18:20Well, inshaAllah, we're just about to start a prayer.

18:22Come and join us and then after we can talk.

18:24Okay, it's just a bit of an emergency.

18:26Excuse me. As-salamu alaykum, everyone.

18:29My family's gone missing.

18:30Um, uh, my parents, Parviz, Latif, and my mother, Tyra Latif.

18:34My siblings, Zofi, and Q, Quratul Ain.

18:39I think some of you know them.

18:40I was just wondering if, uh, if you might have heard anything.

18:44I was just hoping someone might be able to help.

18:46Pig!

18:48Pig's head!

18:49Pig!

18:50Pig's head!

18:52Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.

18:57You're probably best to leave that alone.

18:59It's...

19:04It's...

19:05He's with me.

19:07It's...

19:07It's with me.

19:08It's mine.

19:09It's mine.

19:18Go the other way!

19:22Quick, down here.

19:29...

19:43Oy!

19:45Game!

19:47Get packing!

19:49Shit!

19:50Look what you've done, Sha.

19:58you owe me an apology mate and a 90 seconds for the algorithm yeah i told you your failures

20:06would catch up to you idf bastard who recruited you mossad idf hundred percent mustard i told you

20:15he's not deep but ill he's much too short you can't handle them alone i told you that you need

20:24to be

20:29him

20:53uh

21:16Oh

21:17Ahh!!

21:19Okay!!

21:36Yes. Yes. The strong must replace the weak.

21:48Your turn now, Sha.

22:14This is the only way. Can't you see? Surrender. Surrender.

22:43Surrender. Surrender.

22:54Oh, my God, are you okay?

23:05No.

23:07No.

23:12No.

23:13No.

23:14No.

23:15No.

23:19How bad is this?

23:21No, no, no, it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not too bad.

23:23I feel like it's pretty bad.

23:25It feels like I'm missing an eye.

23:27Am I missing an eye?

23:29You're going to be okay.

23:30All right? You're going to be okay.

23:31Oh, it's cold.

23:33It's so cold.

23:35I don't want to die.

23:37Stay. I can't do this without you.

23:40I know you really can't.

23:42That other guy, though, the one chasing you, he had potential.

23:49Why? Why did you resist?

23:53You tell me. You're the only one who gets it.

23:56You're the only one who gets me.

23:58That's why I need you.

24:01But I don't even know who you were.

24:05I was who you needed me to be.

24:09Hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart.

24:12Which is weird.

24:15You might want to unpack that.

24:20No, no, no. Don't go.

24:22No, we're a team, okay?

24:25Good luck without me.

24:31Dickhead.

24:33Hey.

24:35Hey.

24:38Hey.

24:40Hey.

24:51Hey.

24:53Hey.

25:02Hey.

25:04Hey.

25:07Hey.

25:08Hey.

25:15It's written on these walls

25:18Through the rise and fall

25:21I know I can't pretend

25:24That this will never end

25:27If in the end we die

25:30Then our thoughts

25:32Won't last just the price of the year

25:57I know I can't pretend

26:29I know I can't pretend

26:51You

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