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Babies 2026 - Season 1 Episode 2
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00:01Where are we going?
00:04Oh, I'm not running.
00:06I'm not running.
00:08Oh, yeah, thanks.
00:10Thanks, guys. Good here.
00:12I'm not running unless you tell me where we're going.
00:19Wait!
00:20Just tell me.
00:24Just tell me where we're going.
00:26No.
00:26Oh, no.
00:29That's disgusting.
00:31It's not funny.
00:33Of course not.
00:34It might be something of piss.
00:36Yeah, there's nothing funny about that.
00:40Oh, no.
00:45We did it six years ago.
00:47Don't drink it.
00:48Jesus.
00:51We did it six years ago.
00:53We do it now.
00:56Are you also going to kiss me and touch my tits?
00:58Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:00I'm going to try.
01:04Oh, fucking hell.
01:08Oh, my God.
01:12Is that the same bloke?
01:14Do you look miserable?
01:16Yep.
01:17It's the same bloke.
01:20Yeah, that's the wall, were we?
01:22We sat on the bench.
01:24We sat on the bench.
01:26You had your legs spread on either side of the wall.
01:29Orton.
01:29I couldn't stop thinking about your vagina.
01:32You kept thinking about my vagina.
01:35Yeah, of course.
01:36Not my fantastic personality.
01:39A little bit of your personality.
01:42Like...
01:435%.
01:44Right.
01:44Like, 5 out of 10%.
01:46Oh, my God.
01:46What is that?
01:48Is it a fiver for a scotch head?
01:51Sure.
01:51About the bar.
01:54Ah, they ruined us.
02:00It was a fucking microbreery.
02:03Who gives a fuck?
02:13It's important for us to do stuff like this.
02:18Like that on the TV, the trolley.
02:20I literally just said it.
02:24Can't push on the TV, sorry.
02:28I know, you're right, I know.
02:30It's positives.
02:34You just have to lie out.
02:36Yeah, I know.
02:37I know, you're right.
02:40Get out the flas.
02:42Have a drink.
02:44Get covered in kebab juice.
02:47See a Vella Bush in a trolley with a deli in it.
02:56I just thought it was important for us to, like, relive.
03:02Yeah.
03:04Best night of definitely my life.
03:08Yours?
03:11It's up there.
03:13Yeah.
03:17Well, this is...
03:19Yeah.
03:22You're right.
03:24You're right.
03:25I just need to get my head around it.
03:31Yeah.
03:33We say, pozdrav.
03:35Stop the day with a little syllable.
03:39Shhh.
03:41Shhh.
03:43Shhh.
03:46Shhh.
03:49Shhh.
03:51Okay.
03:52I've missed my life.
03:55Now each world bursts like a volcano, cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:09I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone, cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:17A grabbed a keyboard and a microphone, cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:17Can we go home now?
04:21I'm freezing and I need a poo
04:26That's why I'm married
04:42Hey Jim
04:45I'm just getting in a cab
04:47I think you're on mute Amanda
04:49Oh sorry
04:55Sorry
04:56I'm in a cab
04:57But I can
04:58I just wanted to say
05:00Before Priya long time
05:02Yeah
05:03Last week
05:06Obviously I was thinking a lot about you and Harry
05:09Yeah
05:11And I just wanted to say
05:13I was thinking of you and Harry
05:14And everything with Harry
05:16And I hope you are
05:18Thank you
05:24That's really kind of you
05:32Yeah
05:35Thank you
05:39Hey Priya
05:40Hey
05:41Oh no don't apologise
05:45Are you okay with us
05:47Yeah
05:53You alright
05:55Yep
05:56Ah
05:58I need a bigger key room
06:02Yep
06:10Sorry
06:11Sorry
06:15It's just a bit
06:31Snow
06:32OK, it's better.
06:41Er...
06:42Sorry.
06:43Snow.
06:46That's got a frog in my eye.
06:52Excuse me.
06:54You all good?
06:56Yeah.
07:14Do you want to come to Daniel's birthday party?
07:19OK.
07:22I don't know if it's, like, too much or too soon.
07:26That would...
07:27Yeah, thank you.
07:29Yeah.
07:30You meet my family, I'll meet yours.
07:39Don't know if that's, like, something you've done before
07:43with any of your exes.
07:48Been to their kids' birthday parties.
07:52If you had any particularly important ex-boyfriend.
08:23A menhanese?
08:24I don't know.
08:37So, what's the Amanda news?
08:38Oh, she's asked if she can go to Daniel's birthday party.
08:44Told you she was weird.
08:48You actually asked to go to a kid's birthday party.
08:51Oh, you want something to look after her?
08:53I'm quite looking forward to it.
08:55Nice chat with people.
08:56Stay positive.
08:57See Daniel and his little mates.
09:02Have you told him we're going?
09:07Have you told him we're going?
09:14Well, we've had two miscarriages.
09:16The first was spontaneous.
09:18That was at seven weeks.
09:21Thereabouts.
09:22And, yeah, then the second one was more recent.
09:24And that was a missed miscarriage.
09:27The baby measured eight weeks five,
09:30and we were expecting it to be 12, three.
09:32So, I had an ERPC.
09:37How old are you?
09:37I'm 34.
09:39I was 33 when this happened.
09:42So, yeah, we want to try again.
09:46It said online we could be referred to a recurrent miscarriage specialist.
09:51Yeah.
09:52That's after three.
10:01Okay.
10:03So, two miscarriages at your age is...
10:07We don't get in a flurry when a 34-year-old has a couple of miscarriages.
10:11When you get to three miscarriages, then yes, we can explore it a little further.
10:15But usually it's just...
10:19You might have another miscarriage.
10:21And then another one, then another one, then another one.
10:24The only thing to do is stay positive.
10:27Get some sleep.
10:29Breathing.
10:30Got a sheet here somewhere about breathing.
10:44A mess.
10:52Breathing.
10:57Breathing?
10:58Yeah.
11:01I'm sitting there like...
11:02Are you kidding me?
11:03Yep.
11:08I don't know.
11:08Oh, my God.
11:19I want to hold back here.
11:23I'm not going to be running within the room.
11:23I'm from the room.
11:25I got an old man who works at home.
11:25You're from the room.
11:29The room is already running.
11:31I'm going to be running in the room.
11:33I'm going to be running in the room.
12:00So, let's go.
12:15We don't get in a...
12:17Flurry.
12:18Oh, my God.
12:20Well, do you not get in a flurry when a 34-year-old has a couple of miscarriages?
12:23Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just brush that off. Easy.
12:26I can't get my head out of this flurry.
12:29So, have you not been breathing?
12:30Someone gave me a sheet about it.
12:35He doesn't get in a flurry about a couple of miscarriages.
12:37Just a couple, so...
12:39But he will get in a flurry about some messy paperwork.
12:43Oh, my God. His face...
12:45Yeah, he just needs to breathe through it.
12:48Do you see a bit from his lunch?
12:49Oh, I could smell the satsuma when I walked in.
12:57And the shrug.
13:04Do you see the shrug?
13:04Yeah, he's a fucking shrug.
13:12He just needs to stay positive.
13:16Honestly, he's got no idea what you've been through.
13:26What we've been through.
13:34Hmm?
13:43You got money?
13:44Go on.
13:44OK, I'll get a crunchies and a fancy.
13:46You go great.
13:48First left?
13:49First left, second right, other side of the road.
13:52And it's the caramel custard doughnut, yeah?
13:55Yeah.
13:55And if they don't have that, get a yum-yum.
13:57And if they don't have a yum-yum, call me.
14:07Hey, there, big guy.
14:09So, tomorrow afternoon, OK?
14:10And then you get to go straight to Josh's party.
14:13All right.
14:13I'll see you later, darling.
14:15Come on.
14:18Inhaler's in his bag.
14:19Did a bit of a weird tea this morning, so keep an eye on that.
14:22Three o'clock, OK for tomorrow?
14:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:24Um, sorry.
14:26Can I just, um...
14:28I'm going to introduce him to my new partner.
14:29Uh, Amanda.
14:31She's, uh, she's really great with kids.
14:33Are you fucking stupid?
14:36What the fuck?
14:37What do you mean, what the fuck?
14:40She'll fucking dump you.
14:42Like they all do, and then he'll...
14:43Why the foul language, Bella?
14:45Why the foul language?
14:46You're such a fucking moron.
14:47Who's the moron, hmm?
14:49Who's the moron, huh?
14:51How you doing, mate?
14:52You good?
14:53Yeah.
14:54Excellent.
14:55Uh, crunchies are in the fridge.
14:57Fanta?
14:59Yes.
15:00I know, my son.
15:01Heh.
15:02Uh, I thought we'd try something different for your lunch today,
15:05so I got you a yum-yum.
15:09BUZZER
15:10BUZZER
15:14BUZZER
15:21All good?
15:22Yeah.
15:23He's playing.
15:36Do you want to say hello?
15:41Well, I don't want to get in the way of your bonding.
15:45Hmm.
15:46Hmm.
15:46Um.
15:47Hmm.
15:47What so?
15:51Ooh.
15:57Bye.
16:00Ely.
16:04Ooh.
16:08Bye.
16:17You all right, mate? Okay to pause that?
16:20One minute.
16:21Yeah, okay, cool, mate, cool.
16:25This is Amanda.
16:32Thank you for letting me be with you both on your special day together.
16:38I hear someone's got a birthday coming up. That's very cool.
17:01He loves that game. Yeah.
17:03I'll be on it all day.
17:09What is it, eh?
17:10He can use it as a tablecloth.
17:14Cool.
17:16No, he'll love that.
17:24Just tell me if you and him need some alone time.
17:27Mm.
17:48Can I get a decaf latte, please?
17:50And to eat, I'll just have plain poached eggs on sourdough.
17:54But can I get them cooked through?
17:57Yep.
17:59And I do mean cooked through, because sometimes you say cooked through and they still leave them a little bit
18:04soft.
18:06Sorry.
18:06Not a problem.
18:09And I'll get a cup of tea, please.
18:11Oh, sorry.
18:14And I'll get the eggs.
18:17Benedict.
18:18Thanks.
18:19And how would you like your eggs?
18:22Runny.
18:26You're getting all set.
18:28Exactly, right?
18:29Thanks.
18:31Nothing wrong with that.
18:32Absolutely.
18:33They.
18:33Yeah.
18:34We're all good.
18:35Keeping positive.
18:37Trying again.
18:38Doing our lives while we still can.
18:44You know, Stephen.
18:45He always sees the bright side.
18:47So, he's keeping us positive and optimistic, which is just what we need.
18:55Sorry.
18:56No.
18:58They're not hard, are they?
19:02No.
19:03No one would say they were hard.
19:06They're kind of squidgy.
19:08They are.
19:09They're like...
19:10Yeah.
19:11They're squidgy.
19:12Yeah.
19:21Sorry.
19:22No, you can't.
19:26No.
19:28No.
19:35No.
19:36No.
19:37No, no, no.
19:42No.
19:44Thanks.
19:45So this might be, like, a crazy Lisa idea, but remember ages ago we made that little business
19:51plan PA plus or whatever we want to call it that was such a good idea right at
19:59first we could fit it around other work and other commitments if you still
20:04wanted to give it a go might be good for fitting around a baby thanks
20:17a bit better
20:34how's lunch it's great yeah
20:39you didn't reply to my whatsapps
20:50I need more soap in the toilet
20:52one in the cupboard
20:54there is
20:55how long do you live
21:01ages
21:04ages yeah
21:05absolutely ages
21:06it was unbelievably thorough
21:11it was so painful
21:25how can you not see that
21:28there's no one in there
21:29you had to move like three things
21:48how's Nicola
21:51good
21:55did she say this that and the other
21:57she never said that
21:59she made us go to a wine bar
22:01which is basically a pub for pricks
22:03you know
22:04she said this that and the other five times one night
22:07is it five times
22:09yeah
22:10yeah
22:11can it
22:13that's so cool
22:33I've got a loose bit
22:36a bit next to my fingernail
22:40using nail glibbers
22:41no
22:42fighting it
22:46she cleaning your PA plus idea
22:50was both her idea
23:21and I'll put the nail glibbers
23:21and I was gonna put up
23:21and it was just the same thing
23:34Female
23:34this
23:34is
23:34popular
23:34is
23:34great
23:36for
23:36the
23:36Chinese
23:36these
23:37are
23:49Chinese
23:52What would you have?
23:55Eggs.
23:56Nice.
23:58It was eggs.
24:01How nice can you make an egg?
24:02Well, yeah.
24:07Did Nicola have eggs?
24:10Er, yeah.
24:15There's other stuff on the menu, is there?
24:17It was kind of brunchy.
24:20Did she choose eggs?
24:22Hard not to.
24:28I guess she had yolks cooked through.
24:33She's pregnant.
24:36It was all handwritten menus.
24:40Of course it was.
24:41I think her husband would have been there.
24:43It was bound to be a pussy fucking circle.
24:45Yeah.
24:46Mine was 15 quid.
24:48For eggs?
24:49Yup.
24:5115 pound for eggs?
24:52$4.50 for a drink.
24:55What would you say?
24:56$3.50.
25:00Jesus Christ.
25:03But they had avocado, did they?
25:06In Chinese?
25:07Yeah.
25:07Yeah, over.
25:08Hello, me.
25:09Yep.
25:10Of course they fucking did.
25:21It's like, she knows everything that's happened to her.
25:25And she takes you for lunch.
25:27It was a nice thing.
25:29Asked for eggs to be cooked through right in front of you.
25:33She was taking me out as a nice thing.
25:35She paid.
25:46When I've been pregnant, I've been the same.
25:56When I've been pregnant, I've been exactly the same.
26:23I mean, what massive bitch?
26:26Stephen, Jesus.
26:28I mean, what massive bitch?
26:28Come on.
26:28No.
26:29Did she just, like, all the eggs briefly, like...
26:32She just...
26:32...can have them cooked through?
26:34Or did she make a big song and dance?
26:36She just wanted to make sure they were cooked through.
26:38So she made a big fucking song and dance?
26:41She just spent a bit of time pushing out the yolks,
26:43just like what anyone would do.
26:45Yeah.
26:45Just testing to see if they were done or not.
26:47Yeah, I could see it doing it.
26:49And she sent them back because they were just...
26:52She what?
26:55They were squidgy.
26:59Squidgy.
27:00Squidgy.
27:01Oh, but soft or...
27:04Squidgy.
27:04I had a nice lunch, okay?
27:06Yeah, yeah, but squidgy.
27:08That was my word, come on.
27:11I'm not, like, take everything personally.
27:15What am I taking personally?
27:20Am I taking personally?
27:21I'm not taking anything personally.
27:24Okay.
27:28I'm being positive.
27:30Yep.
27:31What do you mean, yep?
27:34Am I not being positive?
27:37Yeah, no, okay, you are.
27:42These people have no idea what you've been through.
27:54Got a cold set?
27:56Cold.
27:57Cold.
28:05Cold.
28:33This ain't imminent.
28:39She left little bits of the yoke that she thought were soft.
28:43Were they soft?
28:44Of course they weren't.
28:54We just need to get back on here.
28:58Eyes up, level head, move forwards.
29:01Put it all behind us.
29:05That's how I stay so positive all the time.
29:09It's how I deal with stuff, it just works, it always has.
29:13I'm like, literally, the world's most positive person.
29:20Literally, I'm like, no, it's funny.
29:23Yeah.
29:27I mean, how was I not being positive?
29:34Harry.
29:35Harry, yeah.
29:37That's brilliant.
29:38So brilliant.
29:41She was just sitting there like, Harry.
29:46He's had so much better than you.
29:48I know.
29:49I love it.
29:51Oh, Harry.
29:53Who the fuck is Harry?
29:55That is so funny.
29:58He's absolutely hilarious.
30:19Harry.
30:22He's like, he's a lot better than you.
30:24Right?
30:25Oh my God, I can't stop laughing about it.
30:30And this is my sister, Kimberly.
30:31Sorry.
30:32This is Dave.
30:33Dealing with the kids from hell.
30:35I have a son, and yeah.
30:36It's not easy, is it?
30:38One weekend of fortnight, that's enough for me.
30:40It's his birthday soon.
30:41We're having a big party, aren't we?
30:42Yes.
30:43Drink through the agony.
30:47No, he's, um...
30:49Lovely.
30:50Thank you, Jenny.
30:53No, he's...
30:53Cheers.
30:54Yeah.
31:02I bet your exes found them hard.
31:08Not exactly big laughers, are they?
31:11Whereas my dad's...
31:15He doesn't stop.
31:26We haven't really talked about our exes, have we?
31:33Yeah, feel free to ask me anything about any of mine.
31:37Yeah.
31:38You're going to meet Daniel's mum at the party,
31:40so any questions, any worries?
31:45I'm very open.
31:47Nothing to hide.
31:53Honestly, just ask me anything about any of them.
31:59That was good.
32:05No, she was like,
32:06Harry this, Harry that,
32:07and I was like...
32:10Matt?
32:13Matt?
32:16No, we were in this cab,
32:18and she was like,
32:19Harry, Harry, ooh.
32:24Step outside the pub, mate.
32:27Step outside the pub.
32:29Let's go.
32:31Let's go.
32:42Let's cook.
32:44I don't want to cook.
32:46I'm going to cook.
32:48I'm going to put it over.
32:50Let's cook.
32:58I've been cooking today.
33:16They're having fun.
33:25Rosie?
33:27Yep.
33:38Here they are.
33:39Thanks for coming.
33:40How are you having fun?
33:42Always.
33:42You come from the other night?
33:44I never recovered from the night with you.
33:47Should have seen him.
33:48Four pints, he was slurring.
33:50Don't have any dinner.
33:52There he is.
33:52Always an excuse.
33:54It's just your scene, isn't it?
33:55Oh, yeah.
33:56I love it, mate.
33:56I love it.
33:57Hey, Daniel.
33:58Daniel, come say hello to your godfather.
34:03Wow, okay, so you're even being rude to your godfather.
34:10Hey, guys.
34:12Come join the madness.
34:15One, two, three, go.
34:20Yeah, I'll find it.
34:21You sure?
34:22Yeah.
34:23Don't worry.
34:24Looks like you've got enough on your hands.
34:26Just a bit.
34:26It's so busy.
34:27It's crazy, isn't it?
34:34Do you want to go enjoy the party?
34:36I can do all this.
34:37No, no, don't worry.
34:39It's like you've got enough on your hands.
35:00Do you need my help with anything?
35:03Looks like you've got enough on your hands.
35:05Yeah.
35:06Oh.
35:11Hey.
35:26All good?
35:28Things are helping.
35:29Looks amazing in there.
35:31Daniel.
35:32Daniel.
35:34Oh, no.
35:34Yes.
35:34Oh, no.
35:37Don't worry.
35:38He's having a good time with his friends.
35:40No, he's been a fucking prick.
35:42Daniel.
35:42Now.
35:46It's past the parcel, mate.
35:50You can't cry about past the parcel.
35:51It's just a fact.
35:52Can you leave us a minute?
35:54You can't cry about past the parcel.
35:55Yeah.
35:56You said that.
35:57Can you clear this up, please, Daniel?
36:00Daniel, I've asked you nicely.
36:05Daniel?
36:07Daniel.
36:09You broke it.
36:11You fixed it.
36:13Daniel!
36:16Go!
36:29Go!
36:33Go!
36:34Go!
36:35Go!
36:35Stop!
36:36Woo!
36:39On behalf of my fiancée and our...
36:43Oh!
36:47Harry!
36:49Harry!
36:51Harry!
36:52Harry!
36:53Harry!
36:54Harry!
36:54Harry!
36:55Harry!
36:55Harry!
36:56Harry!
36:58On behalf...
37:00On behalf of my fiancée and our...
37:03Woo!
37:07It's not gonna happen!
37:09Give it up!
37:10Just because he's dead.
37:14Claire and Nigel.
37:20Can you imagine him fighting for you?
37:28Just coming up the aisle and seeing Claire's fucking face!
37:34You're such a bitch!
37:40OK. Yeah, no. I understand.
37:45Yes. Thanks for calling.
37:52I see these irregularities all the time.
37:55Yeah. It's very normal.
37:57Typical me. Normal.
37:59Do you need the milk?
38:00You got the milk?
38:02I'm milk.
38:05Nine times out of ten they need these scans and then they show up nothing.
38:08I'll take those odds.
38:10Yeah. I'm very happy with those odds.
38:18Sorry.
38:20OK.
38:54Why not?
38:56Home pure it.
38:58Why not?
38:59Oh my God, you've lost it!
39:02Did I ever have it?
39:04Yeah, good point actually.
39:07So you're happy to serve our guests that fucking awful pumpkin?
39:13It was nice!
39:14It was all pureed and no fucking palm!
39:16Oh my God!
39:17Watch the hummus!
39:18Watch the hummus!
39:18Watch the hummus!
39:22I know it, OK?
39:24I just know it.
39:26I can feel it.
39:27I can feel it in my bones.
39:30And you need to start believing in it too because we're going to get married.
39:36And we're going to have a dog.
39:39And we're going to have an argument about what kind of dog to have and I'm going to win that
39:42argument.
39:45And we're going to fill our big house with beautiful babies.
39:51At least three.
39:54Maybe four.
39:56We're not having four.
39:58And I'll put holes in the condoms until we have four.
40:20Smile, Daniel.
40:23Smile, please.
40:26Daniel?
40:27Can you smile, please?
40:34OK.
40:35Now, can we smile, please?
40:38Smile?
40:40No, a proper smile.
40:44Can we have a proper smile, please, Daniel?
40:48Daniel, can you smile, please?
40:59Hi.
41:01Hi.
41:03Don't let me disturb you.
41:05Oh, no.
41:06Nonsense.
41:08Literally just filling my head out of nonsense.
41:14Great party.
41:16Yeah.
41:17Amazing.
41:19It's lovely to see them.
41:22Kids having fun.
41:23So I'm just going to drop you off today.
41:24I can't stay.
41:25But Dad's going to come in a bit, all right?
41:29I'm going to go pick her back up.
41:31She did everything right.
41:32That was fun, wasn't it?
41:36Do you think much about having kids?
41:39Er, no.
41:42No.
41:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
41:46You?
41:49No way.
41:53Sounds like they had fun.
42:01That'll be us one day.
42:04Don't.
42:04The amount of savages they had left over.
42:07You did your best to finish them.
42:09You see them sweeping the floor?
42:11I might get a hoover.
42:13Oh, sorry.
42:16Hello?
42:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
42:23We've got to bring back.
42:25Right.
42:26Wait up.
42:28Yeah, we literally had to leave the kitchen spotless.
42:31Yeah?
42:31Yeah.
42:32Not spotless?
42:33Oh, not literally.
42:34Right.
42:35We won't be like that, will we?
42:39We're going to throw the best, like, best kid parties.
42:43Are we?
42:44Of course.
42:54How are we going to know if you're ovulating?
42:56You could try sticking them up your arse.
43:00Just piss on them.
43:02Yeah.
43:03Or you could stick them up your arse.
43:05I need to know if you're ovulating.
43:07No, I reset the router.
43:11Yes.
43:12I just said that.
43:14I did a factory reset.
43:19Uh-oh.
43:21Oh, sorry.
43:23You're all right.
43:25Ow.
43:41Yes.
43:42No.
43:44Oh, sorry.
43:48It's so good.
43:50Oh, sorry.
44:01Oh my God.
44:07It's so happily ever after that.
44:24You're fine.
44:28Sorry, your breath is...
44:31What?
44:35My face.
44:37Really, you've just got to sit there and breathe and marmite all over me.
44:43Well, you do like it, you don't like it.
44:46Give me mixed messages.
44:48Oh, you freak!
45:07No.
45:25Huh.
45:28How easy is that?
45:32A baby-making machine.
45:38Is it definitely?
45:49Oh, it just goes to show.
45:54You've done so well.
45:57Stayed positive.
45:58Kept our heads up, kept moving forwards.
46:03I know it's been a bit annoying me going on about positivity.
46:07No.
46:08I've got to shut your face.
46:10It's worked, hasn't it?
46:11Huh? Yeah.
46:13Let me look at it.
46:14It's worked.
46:18I just knew it would be OK.
46:21I just had this, like, gut feeling.
46:25It's power of positive thinking.
46:51Oh, God.
46:52Oh, God.
46:55It's great to be back in a swing of things.
46:56It's great to be back in a swing of things.
46:57Let's just open the bloody window.
46:58Oh, sorry.
47:00Folic acid?
47:02Yep.
47:03Shh.
47:08You can take it at all?
47:09Yep.
47:09I'll be back in a minute.
47:17Just put it down.
47:30You stay?
47:39My mum says we have to breastfeed to help you prepare for an easy burn and a quicker recovery
47:46after delivery.
47:47My goal is to...
47:49Her words are, we definitely need to breastfeed.
47:53...jump or exert yourself after having your baby.
47:55These exercises are also beneficial as they are...
47:59And can that be cooked through?
48:01Look, I'll just have the chicken.
48:03Well, you haven't had any red meat today.
48:05I want the chicken.
48:08Actually, needs it brown.
48:09Totally brown.
48:11Not even a hint of pink.
48:17Shit.
48:19Shit.
48:33That was a big bang.
48:38You all right?
48:38I had, like, a little weird to me here.
48:42You all right?
48:44One minute.
48:49I'm all wet.
49:11I think if we get him in for an infeed, I don't think now it's going to be okay.
49:17I probably see.
49:18I don't know if they see it.
49:21I don't know if they see it.
49:27But this person here said that I think the plan works best in person,
49:31keep it classy, otherwise he'll never come to the studio.
49:41I don't know.
50:08Good morning, Lisa.
50:24I'll just have a bit of a lie-down.
50:27It's just a walk.
50:29Yeah, yeah.
50:32Any excuse to get off work?
50:35What do you mean? I love my job.
50:40It's not to love.
50:53I can't stop peeing today.
50:56Oh, no.
50:59I need to cut down my caffeine intake.
51:07Mom...
51:08Mom...
51:23Mom...
51:28Mom...
51:30HE SIGHS
51:56Can you not ask?
51:58Oh, sorry.
52:00Sorry.
52:15Sorry, say that again.
52:20Er, no, no, she's on the floor.
52:23She can't...
52:24HE SIGHS
52:30HE SIGHS
52:31HE SIGHS
52:35HE SIGHS
52:35Shall we get you on the sofa?
52:39HE SIGHS
52:40HE SIGHS
52:41HE SIGHS
52:42HE SIGHS
52:43HE SIGHS
52:48HE SIGHS
52:50HE SIGHS
52:55HE SIGHS
52:55I'm so sorry to say that again!
53:11Oh, my God, no, Steve.
53:16Oh, please.
53:48Do you want me to take it?
53:49I can hold it.
53:51Now I'll take it.
53:52Okay.
53:57Thanks.
53:59No worries.
54:09Sorry, does anyone...
54:11Uh, no, sorry.
54:19I can take it.
54:20Yep.
54:40Where are the positives?
54:42Where are the fucking positives?
54:44Because when I was sat there with my fucking baby dripping into the fucking toilet, it
54:49didn't really...
54:52What are you looking at?
54:54Okay, what the fuck are you looking at?
54:55Lisa!
54:56Mind your own fucking business, you nosy prick!
55:01Who's Harry?
55:10Why are you asking that?
55:15Why aren't you answering?
55:19He's an ex.
55:24Good ex, bad ex.
55:30He died.
55:33Ah.
55:35Phew.
55:44Are these finished?
55:46Oh, yeah, of course they're finished.
55:47They're empty glasses.
55:49Why would anyone still be using empty glasses?
55:54Wait, please.
55:55We're meant to be having a nice night.
55:57You're still telling me what I meant to be doing.
56:00For months, I've had you telling me what to do with your pills and your fucking, your stupid positive thinking
56:06and your bullshit fucking nonsense.
56:09None of it saved our baby.
56:15Nothing you can do can save our fucking babies.
56:34My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you.
56:41When you stop the day with a little syllable, left unfinished, when you move to kiss me.
57:02Now, each word bursts like a volcano, cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
57:16I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone, cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
57:24I'm missing out.
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