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Film Shoot 'Em Up - Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti [Full Movie] [Hot 2026]Full EP - Full
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00:00:09You
00:00:45Oh, my God.
00:01:04You're dead, bitch!
00:01:14What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:32Fuckin' hell.
00:01:46Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:50Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:53You son of a bitch!
00:01:59Eat your vegetables.
00:02:01He's right here!
00:02:02Come on!
00:02:09There she is!
00:02:12Get out of here!
00:02:15Get out of here!
00:02:22Get out of here!
00:02:23What's he's like?
00:02:24Come on!
00:02:28Get out of here!
00:02:35Get out of here!
00:02:36Get out of here!
00:02:36I'll let you go!
00:02:37I don't have to deal with it
00:02:41Get on!
00:02:53No!
00:02:55I don't have to deal with it
00:03:07Come on, push! Push!
00:03:19You know what I hate?
00:03:21No!
00:03:22I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails.
00:03:27That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.
00:03:32Okay, it's coming. Come on, give me one big push!
00:03:37No!
00:03:47What the fuck?
00:03:56I'll bleed. I'll bleed now!
00:03:58Quit squarming and ruining my shot.
00:04:04What a piece of crap.
00:04:09We're out of here.
00:04:16Sorry about the messy delivery, Mon.
00:04:18Come on.
00:04:26Bring me quiet.
00:04:28Give Junior something to dream of.
00:04:29I can definitelyak it.
00:04:30No!
00:04:30I can't do it!
00:04:48ah!
00:04:53Bravo, Mr. Hero, bravo.
00:04:56Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:05:00Something funny.
00:05:01I was just remembering a limerick.
00:05:04There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:05:07She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
00:05:09She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding.
00:05:13When she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:05:17You have caused me no end of trouble.
00:05:20But now I shall return the favor.
00:05:22Ted for tat, right?
00:05:26See, that's the latest thing.
00:05:28The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:32That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:35What the f***? Get him!
00:05:47Who are you?
00:05:50Lady, what's your name?
00:06:16You're just kidding.
00:06:49Nice knockers.
00:06:56Nice knockers.
00:06:59Nice knockers.
00:07:02Nice knockers.
00:07:13Nice knockers.
00:07:23Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:26Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:49Tid for tat, Mr. Hero.
00:07:51Tid for tat.
00:08:02I was going back for her, boss.
00:08:03No, I got it.
00:08:05Yeah, I'm not the head.
00:08:06Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the work.
00:08:11Every second counts, right?
00:08:17Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:25Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:08:27When the woman draws a gun.
00:08:28I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:08:32And who was this man who was with her?
00:08:34I don't know.
00:08:36After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:08:38This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:08:40I mean, so we decided that we'd deal with him later, but we go after the woman.
00:08:44He gets in on the action, huh?
00:08:46He took a gun, he started shooting at us, and that's when you arrived.
00:08:51Take it easy.
00:08:52Sit down.
00:08:54Oh, you all right?
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:58Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:09:03Well, well, well, this is a fine ass, huh?
00:09:07I won't make this mistake again.
00:09:09I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:09:13I can appreciate that.
00:09:16My ass!
00:09:18And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:47Let's go.
00:09:48Let's go.
00:09:52Hey, let me.
00:09:52Let's go.
00:10:03Let's go.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Any other questions there?
00:10:05I don't know.
00:10:05No, no, no, no.
00:10:06You're going to go.
00:10:09Let's go.
00:10:10Let's go.
00:10:13Well, can you guys have your answers cash or anything?
00:10:13Oh, you're gonna be wrong, I'm gonna be wrong.
00:10:16No, no.
00:10:17If I'm on the other side, it's going, I'm going.
00:10:30Turn.
00:11:09Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:42Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:47Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:12:42Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:12:58Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:12:59Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:13:02Look, I've already booked my flight home.
00:13:05Okay?
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:09I love you too.
00:13:10Yeah, bye-bye.
00:13:15You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:13:18Hmm?
00:13:20Don't know.
00:13:21You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:31Sir, we spotted the target at third and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:34Turn us around.
00:13:35Hey, come on.
00:13:41Hey.
00:13:42Come on.
00:13:44Hey.
00:13:47Hey.
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:51Hey.
00:13:51Jeet jлам.
00:13:54Hey.
00:14:06Don't worry, kid.
00:14:08Someone good will find you.
00:14:20Oh, my God, look at this.
00:14:23Someone left a baby.
00:14:31Oops.
00:14:33Oops.
00:14:39Oops.
00:15:03Fuck me sideways.
00:15:34Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:35Where's Quintana?
00:15:37Wait, Smith.
00:15:38Mistress Dawn is with the customer.
00:15:40Wait, you can't go up there.
00:15:41Oh, yeah, baby.
00:15:42Smith.
00:15:43You didn't like that, huh?
00:15:44Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
00:15:47You can't go up there.
00:15:48Oh, my God.
00:15:50Got a bad boy.
00:15:52Yeah, come here.
00:15:55Oh, my God.
00:15:55Oh, my God.
00:15:58Come here.
00:16:02Oh, Yourît.
00:16:05Oh, my God.
00:16:19To make you change your sound
00:16:20If the price ain't right
00:16:22If the price ain't right
00:16:28Sorry, pal. Bar's closed.
00:16:31Hm?
00:16:39Wait your turn, Smith.
00:16:41There's plenty to go around.
00:16:43Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:45Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:17:00Oh, kinky.
00:17:01I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:17:04Five grand. That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:17:10Are you clean?
00:17:13You know I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:17:14So you'll do it.
00:17:16Waffanculo. Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:19For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:21I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:23I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:25Trust you?
00:17:27I don't even know your real name.
00:17:30Who are you, really, Smith?
00:17:32I'm a British nanny.
00:17:34And I'm dangerous.
00:17:46Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:18:03Forget it, Dad.
00:18:08Fine.
00:18:08Fine.
00:18:12Ciao.
00:18:40Hmm.
00:18:44...
00:18:46...
00:18:48...
00:18:53...
00:18:54...
00:19:09Rest in mood.
00:19:14Let's go.
00:19:16This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:18Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on tap in the city.
00:19:26I already told you, Smith.
00:19:28You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:33I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:19:40I'm sorry.
00:19:44Scram, fellas.
00:19:46Give me a moment alone here with Café La Malle.
00:19:52Relax.
00:19:54Relax.
00:19:57Mia piccola trollietta.
00:20:05There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:20:10Yes, a real jerk.
00:20:13He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:20:17And what is this man's name?
00:20:21Smith.
00:20:22Mr. Smith.
00:20:30How the hell do I know his real name?
00:20:32He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:20:36He always used the same name.
00:20:38Smith.
00:20:40I don't believe you.
00:20:45I think you know more about this man.
00:20:53He was a lousy tipper.
00:20:58It gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:21:06If I had anything on it, I might tell you.
00:21:14And it gets a lot more painful the closer I get.
00:21:24What's up, Doc?
00:21:26Oh, you're a waskily rabbit.
00:21:32But you're not waskily enough.
00:21:35Yeah?
00:21:37That's a sick shooter.
00:21:40I just counted six shots.
00:21:43You've blown your load.
00:21:52Oh, what about you?
00:21:54Your nine millimeter is empty, too.
00:21:57Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:22:00And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:22:03And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:22:06Oh, but you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:14Want to bet?
00:22:34Nothing like a good hand, Joe.
00:22:46Get your things.
00:22:48We're going.
00:22:57Don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying,
00:23:01and I refuse to apologize.
00:23:02Damn you, Smith.
00:23:03I could have been snuffed back there.
00:23:05Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:23:08Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:10You're a bad girl.
00:23:11You deserve to be punished.
00:23:13Which car do you want?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15I'm tired of walking.
00:23:18Look at this.
00:23:25You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:29I give up.
00:23:30I give up.
00:23:31With the car, the pricks are on the inside.
00:23:35Tell me about it.
00:23:54Hello, honey.
00:23:58Oh, good, good.
00:23:59I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad you like the flower.
00:24:02Listen, sweetie, I've run into a small hitch.
00:24:08I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer.
00:24:11But don't, don't worry.
00:24:13I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:24:18Hugs and kisses.
00:24:20Bye-bye.
00:24:22So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:24These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:24:26I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:30You see that?
00:24:31I fucking hate that.
00:24:32What?
00:24:33This guy changing lanes without signaling.
00:24:35I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:40So you started shooting at them?
00:24:42No, I don't carry a piece.
00:24:44I went to the woman, she had a gun.
00:24:46They started firing.
00:24:47I shot back.
00:24:48He's done it again.
00:24:50I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:24:54Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:25:00You want to know why?
00:25:02Not particularly.
00:25:03Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:25:07So when they get on the road, they can't help themselves.
00:25:09They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
00:25:11It's in their nature.
00:25:12Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:25:14I can't go to the police.
00:25:16Why not?
00:25:17I'm the unibomber.
00:25:18They can't the unibomber.
00:25:20That's what they think.
00:25:23Stupid.
00:25:24Right.
00:25:26That's it.
00:25:36You are the angriest man in the world.
00:25:39If I don't remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:25:45Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:49How many local boys?
00:25:52I need men, you understand?
00:25:56I need a lot more men.
00:26:13I want four mags, a box of 9mm 147 hollow points, and give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:28You're a little short.
00:26:29You lied.
00:26:31You said you had $5,000.
00:26:34How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:26:36You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:39It's as good as cash.
00:26:40You're pathetic, Smith.
00:26:41We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:44Look, why don't I sign over this check I got at the blood bank to you for more than covering?
00:26:49Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:26:53I don't get that check till Wednesday.
00:26:56Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells, and I'll give you the other half when you
00:26:59bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:27:01Deal.
00:27:29Damn it, Smith!
00:27:30What the hell are you doing?
00:27:32Making some money.
00:27:33Making some money?
00:27:34Yeah, to buy something for the baby.
00:27:37Something for the baby?
00:27:43A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:27:47Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:27:53So this is it.
00:27:55It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:27:59Same old Smith.
00:28:01Down and dirty.
00:28:03Glad you like it.
00:28:13Say hello to Mickey.
00:28:23Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:28:25No, you'd never make it.
00:28:27They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:28:29Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola, too.
00:28:45I've rounded up 50 guys.
00:28:47Well, I guess that's just going to have to do, huh?
00:28:58Stop the car.
00:28:59He was here.
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:01What makes you think he was here?
00:29:02Trust me.
00:29:03I know what people do, and I know what people think.
00:29:05I always have.
00:29:06Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:29:09You should have seen the playground herd I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:29:13Now stop the car.
00:29:16Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:29:18I have no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:29:20Don't call him an it.
00:29:23It's an it to me.
00:29:28Tell me, Smith.
00:29:29Is there anything you like?
00:29:31Yeah.
00:29:32My privacy.
00:29:38Tell me something I don't know per una volta, brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:43I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:46Can I offer you anything?
00:29:49Carrot?
00:29:52It's good for your eyesight.
00:29:59Of all the squads in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:30:02Another lucky guess?
00:30:04Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:30:05He sees things we don't.
00:30:08He was once an FBI profiler.
00:30:11Forensic behavior consultant.
00:30:13My God.
00:30:15How many times do I have to tell you guys' details?
00:30:20Make all the difference in this business.
00:30:24Hey, but...
00:30:26Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:30:28The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:30:36Besides...
00:30:42Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:30:44Shh, shh, shh.
00:30:46No, no, no, baby, no.
00:30:47We could call him Oliver.
00:30:49Oliver?
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:50Like Oliver Twist.
00:30:52Because he's a Norfolk?
00:30:53Because I like the book.
00:30:54You like the book?
00:30:55I didn't hate it.
00:30:57That's a first.
00:31:03Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:31:06Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:31:09Or the one that says, you're becoming a man now, son?
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:16So, Mr. Hertz, how old is your son?
00:31:19He's eight.
00:31:21Then it had to be large and powerful.
00:31:23Can you believe it?
00:31:25There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:31:27A better place.
00:31:32Roadside bomb wounded.
00:31:34We have it in our...
00:31:37Hey.
00:31:38Did you notice that?
00:31:40No, this works.
00:31:42Look.
00:31:43Lay-mask politician rants about gun control.
00:31:47He cries.
00:31:49So tonight...
00:31:50Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:31:54He shuts up.
00:31:56That's so weird.
00:32:01You must find it comforting.
00:32:04Sir.
00:32:05Yeah?
00:32:05Men are in place in the roof.
00:32:07That's good.
00:32:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:32:12Hmm?
00:32:13It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:32:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:32:20And if that happens in this show...
00:32:23I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:32:26All right?
00:32:28Let's kill this mother.
00:32:29Go.
00:32:33It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:32:37Look at his surrogate parents.
00:32:39No.
00:32:39I'm telling you.
00:32:41This means...
00:32:43Go.
00:32:44Back way.
00:32:47Come on.
00:32:50Ow!
00:32:55Ow!
00:32:56You're a devil.
00:32:57I tell you how to name.
00:32:58You win some, do some, and do the same to me.
00:33:02I'm sorry.
00:33:03I'm sorry.
00:33:05I'm sorry.
00:33:07I'm sorry.
00:33:08You're a woman.
00:33:09Ah!
00:33:10Ah!
00:33:11Ah.
00:33:11I know she was a devil.
00:33:12Going with the flow, it's all a game to me
00:33:22Seven or eleven, snakes are touching you
00:33:29Double in my body, the snake is gone
00:33:32The ace is the hate, the ace is the truth
00:33:42And I want the other one
00:33:43I want the other one
00:33:46And the other one
00:33:47Baby I know why
00:33:48Ow
00:33:50I know stayed there
00:34:05He went to the fire
00:34:26I know you've got to see them.
00:34:29You've seen your believe in the dead.
00:34:38I'll see you in the mirror.
00:34:41I'll see you in the mirror.
00:34:42You're gonna die.
00:34:45The only thing you see.
00:34:47I know it's gonna be.
00:34:50The ace is my answer.
00:34:54The ace is my answer.
00:35:12My God, do we really suck?
00:35:15Or is this guy really that good?
00:35:17Come on, boys!
00:35:19He ain't out of the briar pits yet!
00:35:40Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog.
00:35:42No.
00:35:44We're not.
00:35:45I like dogs.
00:36:08Wait a minute.
00:36:10Oh, that rat bastard.
00:36:30What is it?
00:36:32It's a bearish diaper.
00:36:39This idea blows, Smith.
00:36:41It's the only idea we've got.
00:36:43You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club
00:36:48and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
00:36:51Yep. That's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers' bash.
00:36:55Ridiculous.
00:36:56Well, he isn't crying now.
00:37:01So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother.
00:37:05I still say this is a wild heart.
00:37:08Yeah, so how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:37:10Somebody's been stalking out.
00:37:12Let's find out who.
00:37:31You're the owner of this place.
00:37:33Who's the Oscar?
00:37:34I am.
00:37:38Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:39No.
00:37:42Just as I suspected.
00:37:45He really is into jewelry.
00:37:51Who occupies the room upstairs?
00:37:53Go to hell.
00:37:54Don't mess with me.
00:37:55You ain't got the cojones.
00:38:03So who are these guys?
00:38:05I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago.
00:38:09They paid the whole year in cash.
00:38:12I never saw them again.
00:38:13I just figured they would use the back way.
00:38:22Read it.
00:38:38No.
00:38:40No.
00:38:43This is pretty fucked up.
00:39:03Oh, my God.
00:39:15Sir, it's your go-to guy.
00:39:18All the mothers have been killed.
00:39:20Only one escaped, temporarily.
00:39:22We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:39:27The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
00:39:29I guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret.
00:39:34What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:39:37When Mr. Go-to guy passes, head to the left.
00:39:39Yes, sir. I already made the call.
00:39:41Backup should be arriving any minute.
00:39:43We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:39:48Thank you, sir. I appreciate your confidence.
00:39:52Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:39:58Watch where you step.
00:40:01The ice cream is melting.
00:40:03What?
00:40:04I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:40:07These freezers are full of samples.
00:40:10This is weird.
00:40:12There seems to be only one donor.
00:40:15One donor?
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:17I'm a generous one at that.
00:40:27This is bone marrow blood.
00:40:29It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:33How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:35You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:40:44You see, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:40:48The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:40:54You mean, these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:41:00Exactly.
00:41:01And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:41:03That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:41:31No, my baby, no.
00:41:34So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:37That's good.
00:41:39And then I got to thinking.
00:41:41You know what I hate?
00:41:42Here we go again.
00:41:44I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:41:49Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:41:53I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, the local news channel, and the FBI.
00:42:01So, what do we do next?
00:42:03I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:42:05Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:42:09Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:42:12Yeah, you just wait.
00:42:14The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:42:18You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:21You just hate everything.
00:42:23I don't hate you.
00:42:25Is that why you picked me?
00:42:27You know why I picked you.
00:42:29You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:42:31We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:42:34You just don't get it.
00:42:35What?
00:42:38You bring me this child, so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:42:44A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:42:47And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:42:57You're right.
00:43:01Don't forget about that.
00:43:05No.
00:43:07It's my fault.
00:43:09It's like what my mama always said.
00:43:15If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:43:20Eggs have no business dancing with souls.
00:43:47You know Smith, I figured out what you hate most.
00:43:53Yourself.
00:43:57What happened to your baby?
00:43:59Forget about it.
00:44:01Tell me.
00:44:03My baby hit me in the stomach.
00:44:07My baby was delivered and still born.
00:44:16Get off of me!
00:44:34Oh, you like this, do you?
00:44:40It's called a gun.
00:44:44Grip, slide, breech, barrel, trigger.
00:44:49Now, this is the business end.
00:44:52You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:44:57Now, this is important.
00:44:58This is called your safety.
00:45:01You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:45:04But really, this is your number one safety.
00:45:15Are you hungry?
00:45:54I watch this youthful pacing light.
00:46:01They drink, they scream just like a child.
00:46:37Oh!
00:47:05Oh!
00:47:07Oh!
00:47:08Oh!
00:47:09Oh!
00:47:12Oh!
00:47:13Oh!
00:47:13Oh!
00:47:14Oh!
00:47:15Oh!
00:47:18Talk about shooting your lug.
00:47:26Look at this.
00:47:29This is a Hammerson night attack.
00:47:31He's not supposed to hit the streets for six months.
00:47:35This is weird.
00:47:38All these guys have got him.
00:47:45Don't even tell me.
00:47:46You know how many of our men he's bloody bad now?
00:47:49Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:47:53Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:47:54Getting angry releases an enzyme,
00:47:57tryptophan hydroxylase, which can temporarily reduce the IQ.
00:48:01That's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:48:03How do you know all that?
00:48:05My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:48:08Take me west side.
00:48:09I need to report in.
00:48:10I've got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is.
00:48:17No more arguments.
00:48:18I have to do this alone.
00:48:19And the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are okay.
00:48:24This is the only place that I know you'll be safe.
00:48:27A tank?
00:48:29An M24 tank.
00:48:30You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:48:32You're whacked.
00:48:34I am.
00:48:35I'm also serious.
00:48:37But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:48:39Don't worry.
00:48:40When I create a diversion you climb inside.
00:48:43You should have enough of that baby food to last a couple of days.
00:48:47The pureed carrots are the best.
00:48:50You know how to use this, right?
00:48:54Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:48:57That's not gonna happen.
00:48:59There is no way to be sure.
00:49:02Yes, there is.
00:49:18I'm Stella.
00:49:20My Stella.
00:49:25Stop whining.
00:49:26If you don't behave, I am going to spank you.
00:49:30Stop whining.
00:49:32Stop whining.
00:49:32Stop it.
00:49:33I hate you when parents hit their children.
00:49:35Let go of my arm.
00:49:36Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:49:38I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:49:40How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:43Ow!
00:49:44Ow!
00:49:44See?
00:49:45Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:49:48Ow!
00:49:49Help!
00:49:50Help!
00:49:51Help!
00:49:52What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:49:58It's not funny.
00:50:10It's not funny.
00:50:14So what you got on this all-star ground powder?
00:50:18Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:50:21And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:50:24You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:50:27Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:50:29My son is a video game whiz, and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:50:34Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
00:50:36In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control.
00:50:40So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:50:44Now, I've got an inside man in immigration working on which of these guys had sons.
00:50:49And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:50:52I think the pucker factor's getting to you.
00:50:54You got Giddly!
00:50:58Yes, Dutchess, you're a good girl.
00:51:01Sit!
00:51:02Yes, now you treat.
00:51:04Now you get your treat.
00:51:05My man has been running the name down, and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:51:10Okay.
00:51:12National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:51:14Olympic, hopeful.
00:51:16Recruited by the army.
00:51:19But after that, the kid is never heard from again.
00:51:22Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him.
00:51:24Trained him.
00:51:25This leads me to a theory.
00:51:27Theory?
00:51:29Theory is bull nuggies.
00:51:31All you got is a man with no name.
00:51:34Riding into town on a pale horse, dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:52:05Anybody else see this?
00:52:05Mr.
00:52:05Miss...
00:52:05Mrs.
00:52:08Miss...
00:52:11Hurts, you know why people in this country love guns?
00:52:15And it's got nothing to do with all that phallic mumbo-jumbo like cocking your gun.
00:52:21No, Hurts, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity
00:52:27where a poor man can become rich.
00:52:31And a pussy can become a tough guy if he's got a gun in his hand.
00:52:39I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
00:52:44Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
00:52:46I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:52:54I want you to give this guy and the kid a dirt nap.
00:53:00Yes, sir.
00:53:05Right away, sir.
00:53:07Shh, amor mÃo.
00:53:10Shh, don't worry.
00:53:13Daddy will be back soon.
00:53:34Hold it!
00:53:35Hold it!
00:53:43Hold it!
00:53:44I promise to, uh, to spare your life if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:53:49Forget it.
00:54:01Oh, boy.
00:54:04Hey, who trains you?
00:54:06Hmm?
00:54:07NSA Black Ops?
00:54:09CIA?
00:54:10The Army?
00:54:11Well, whoever, it seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:54:15You think that's good?
00:54:16You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:54:21Oh, hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:54:26But I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
00:54:31I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:54:34My God, what a tragedy.
00:54:37Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:54:39He starts shooting up the place.
00:54:41Oh, my God, what a shame that your wife and son were there, having their chicken nuggets.
00:54:55What's the matter?
00:54:56You don't like that story?
00:55:00Well, then why don't you tell me one?
00:55:02Hmm?
00:55:03Children's story, please.
00:55:05Oh, I know.
00:55:06Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:55:08Tell me the one about the baby.
00:55:11Maybe later.
00:55:13When I put you to sleep.
00:55:19Go down!
00:55:47Oh my god!
00:56:30So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:35Okay, buddy. Drop your weapon.
00:56:48Think you got him?
00:57:15God damn it, Smith!
00:57:18So I found out he was trying to kill our baby.
00:57:20Who?
00:57:21A man named Hammerson, born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:25He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:57:30Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:35No.
00:57:37It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:43Shit. It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:57:48If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:57:51It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:57:53Mr. Gotoh guy called his men a fine love of babysitters.
00:57:57The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:58:01It's him, Senator Rutledge. He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:58:04So we contact this man, and then we're safe. It's over.
00:58:08Are you crazy? This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the US government after us.
00:58:12I think you two have got to get out of town. Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:17They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:58:20So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:24I'm gonna check all of this out, and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:28But what if you don't get to us before we leave? Where should I get off?
00:58:34I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:36What?
00:58:36Trust me. I can't know.
00:58:47Smith, do you really think this is gonna work?
00:58:50Just stick to the plan, and everything will be alright.
00:58:54Run!
00:59:14No, I'm not going.
00:59:17Oh, I'm not going.
00:59:18I'm not going.
00:59:19Stranger, I'm not going.
00:59:24I'm not going to ever start out.
00:59:32Now, we are not going!
00:59:39Let's go.
01:00:03Let's go.
01:00:32Oh
01:01:21So much for wearing your seatbelt.
01:01:50What in the hell is that?
01:01:53Oh my god, that is twisted.
01:01:57That sick son of a bitch.
01:01:59Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again!
01:02:08It's time to go, little boy.
01:02:14Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
01:02:19Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
01:02:24Hello, is this Smith?
01:02:26That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown, not a word about it anywhere.
01:02:31Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
01:02:35I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
01:02:37Now listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
01:02:40I want to see the Senator.
01:02:43All right.
01:02:44He wants to see you too.
01:02:46He's leaving for North Carolina in the primaries in three days.
01:02:50You can fly with him, runway seven, two hours.
01:02:53If I see anything I don't like, I'm blowing this big time.
01:03:11What were you doing in there?
01:03:15Cleaning my gun.
01:03:17Really?
01:03:18Hey.
01:03:20You know, we were never really trying to kill you.
01:03:22We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
01:03:24Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
01:03:27In the latest polls, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic frontrunner headed into
01:03:31the next week's seat in the primaries.
01:03:39I owe you my life.
01:03:40So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
01:03:45I heard about you.
01:03:46You look worse than you do on TV.
01:03:49Yes.
01:03:49It's amazing what a little makeup can do.
01:03:52And a lot of morphine.
01:03:58So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
01:04:01Very clever, Mr. Smith.
01:04:03Very clever.
01:04:04Simple.
01:04:06You're the Democratic frontrunner for president,
01:04:08and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off.
01:04:13Yes, well, if they're pissed now, wait until I'm elected president.
01:04:17We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there that we're gonna have to set up just as many commissions.
01:04:23Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
01:04:26Unfortunately, you're sick and the gunnats has found out.
01:04:28They discovered your baby hatchery, and boom, problem solved.
01:04:32They kill you by killing the babies.
01:04:34Correct.
01:04:36So where's my savior?
01:04:43You know what I hate most?
01:04:45Elias.
01:04:45What the hell are you doing?
01:04:46You've made a deal with Hammerson.
01:04:48Hell, you're crazy.
01:04:49Am I?
01:04:49When you got into bed with him, you also let his dog up on the mattress.
01:04:52Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers, I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
01:04:56I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:57Save the line for when you're in office, Rutledge.
01:04:59If he ever makes a death.
01:05:01You know what else I hate?
01:05:03Hypocrites.
01:05:04And you're the biggest one of all.
01:05:05Do you blame him for selling out?
01:05:08His operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go.
01:05:12You see, Rutledge called us and he offered us a proposition that we had never dreamed was possible.
01:05:18In exchange for his life, the senator promised to protect our rights.
01:05:22To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
01:05:24Oh, come on, Smith.
01:05:25Come on.
01:05:27Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
01:05:31Back off!
01:05:32Back off!
01:05:33Back off!
01:05:33Back off or I'll kill the public!
01:05:35I had to do it.
01:05:37I want to live.
01:05:38I am meant to be president.
01:05:40Yeah, well, you've got what it takes.
01:05:41You put yourself before the people.
01:05:43I can still do good in other areas.
01:05:45How are you gonna square it with the public?
01:05:47It is...
01:05:47It is a constitutional right.
01:05:49Back off!
01:05:50Get back!
01:05:50I've come around to their way of thinking.
01:05:52Come around.
01:05:53They had you at hello.
01:05:56Let me give you a piece of advice.
01:05:57Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
01:06:01They're the bad guys.
01:06:02Come on, Smith.
01:06:02Don't be a fool.
01:06:03The game is over.
01:06:04You rolled the dice.
01:06:05You lost.
01:06:35Let him go, Smith.
01:06:36There's no escape.
01:06:37Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
01:06:40If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
01:06:44They'll be saved.
01:06:46Your assassination, Rutledge, will create a public outrage
01:06:50and trigger immense support for your proposals.
01:06:53Your sympathy vote in the Congress
01:06:54will give your anti-gun bills passage by a landslide.
01:06:59Your legacy will live on.
01:07:02Don't do it!
01:07:05Then do it.
01:07:06Let me regain some honor.
01:07:08This is my honor.
01:07:15Son of a bitch.
01:07:17Son of a bitch!
01:07:19Son of a bitch.
01:07:23God damn it!
01:07:28It's been
01:07:30The I look.
01:07:32He said
01:07:40Who's
01:08:00Let's go!
01:08:11How's the speed?
01:08:12Ahhhh!
01:08:14Aaaaaah!
01:08:14You got a!
01:08:15Never last I was on you!
01:08:22Aaaaaah!
01:08:24Aaaaaah!
01:08:25I'm gonna attack you!
01:08:29Oh!
01:08:32Oh!
01:08:33I'm flying!
01:08:34I'm flying!
01:08:35Oh!
01:08:38I'm flying!
01:08:39Aaaaaah!
01:08:42You got it!
01:09:33Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:09:35Hello?
01:09:38Can't talk right now, honey.
01:09:40I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:42Bye-bye.
01:10:07Don't you worry, Duchess.
01:10:09This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:10:12Not for a few years anyway.
01:10:15Well, well, well, well, well.
01:10:19Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:10:23Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, Sport?
01:10:29Yes, indeed.
01:10:31The circle of life.
01:10:34The circle jerk of life.
01:10:36Oh, you have such a way with words.
01:10:45I want you to tell me where the woman and the child are.
01:10:51Tell me or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:10:56Believe me.
01:10:58Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jamming on her.
01:11:02No!
01:11:07Again, I ask, where are the woman and child?
01:11:13That's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:11:17No!
01:11:18Just tell me what I want to hear.
01:11:20It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:23Why are you doing this?
01:11:25It's over.
01:11:26Yes, shortly it will be, yeah.
01:11:30No, I really should thank you.
01:11:33I just gotta pick a contract because of you.
01:11:37I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:11:40What are you babbling on about now?
01:11:43Do you really think the people that employ me were just gonna bend over
01:11:47and take your little stunt killing the senator?
01:11:50There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:11:53Haven't you heard the news, hmm?
01:11:56The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:11:58They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:12:01So you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:12:05So once again, I ask you, where are the woman and child?
01:12:09Do you know how I'll break your finger?
01:12:12My boy told me this one, you'd punch me in the nose.
01:12:15I'd kick you in the ass.
01:12:18Very amusing.
01:12:19I give that one the old thumbs up!
01:12:25What if he didn't get to us before we leave?
01:12:27Oh, I know your whole story.
01:12:29That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:12:32He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
01:12:35Found out how your wife is.
01:12:36You sold him the pair of shotguns.
01:12:39Killed your own wife and boy.
01:12:42I'm not telling you our goddamn thing.
01:12:48Where are you, Smith?
01:12:53Well, well, well, well, well.
01:12:55We're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:12:59We're gonna need something to do.
01:13:00Mm hmm.
01:13:14That's it.
01:13:36That gun's just fucking great, Hammerstein.
01:13:46Playin' with my fears, it's tasteful and joyous and homosexuality, and though there are tears, I can check with my
01:13:59ears, and all and all I must tell you, well I must tell you, I'm so proud of my heart.
01:14:19Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:15:01Oh yes sirree Bob, it certainly has been a pleasure. But before we part ways, tell me one thing. I
01:15:09am dead on about who you are, right?
01:15:12Say that again?
01:15:14I said I am dead-
01:15:16Stop! That part of it you got right.
01:15:42Back!
01:15:43Back!
01:15:51It's the wife.
01:15:57My honey.
01:16:03She's leaving me.
01:16:05You know what I really hate?
01:16:07Ugh.
01:16:13Ugh!
01:16:17Oh man.
01:16:19Ugh.
01:16:27No!
01:16:33What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:17:20Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:17:23The FBI stated an anonymous tip that the limit remains less than a gun.
01:17:53Shh, don't worry little boy. Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:18:16Oliver. Hello.
01:18:24What took you so long?
01:18:26Hmm.
01:18:47All right, this is a robbery!
01:18:50Empty the drawer of it!
01:18:51Everyone else freeze! Don't, I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:18:55He said freeze! That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:18:59That's right, no puckering, nobody dies, you don't fucking move!
01:19:02We're kinda in a rush here and come on!
01:19:04You know what I hate?
01:19:05Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:19:08That's right, you heard him!
01:19:18No!
01:19:21No!
01:19:21Oh!
01:19:28No!
01:19:31No!
01:19:34Oh!
01:19:35No!
01:20:07Oh okay!
01:20:40Let's go.
01:21:05Yeah, the king's got a heart, hope it never stops
01:21:09Oh, yeah, baby
01:21:13Yeah, the king's got a heart, hope it never stops
01:21:30Oh, yeah, baby
01:21:35Yeah, baby
01:22:32Yeah, baby
01:22:35Yeah, baby
01:23:05Yeah, baby
01:23:10Yeah, baby
01:23:11Yeah, baby
01:23:14Yeah, baby
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