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Film Shoot 'Em Up - Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:00:09You
00:00:45Oh, my God.
00:01:04You're dead, bitch!
00:01:14What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:32Fuckin' hell.
00:01:46Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:50Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:53You son of a bitch!
00:01:59Eat your vegetables.
00:02:01He's right here!
00:02:02Come on!
00:02:09There she is!
00:02:12Get out of here!
00:02:13There she is!
00:02:16Get out of here!
00:02:22Get out of here!
00:02:23What is that?
00:02:24Come on!
00:02:28Get out of here!
00:02:34Oh!
00:02:52Oh my god, come on!
00:03:19You know what I hate I hate these 40-year-old jack holes wearing ponytails
00:03:26That ponytail doesn't make you look hip young or cool
00:03:32Okay, it's coming. Come on. Give me one big push
00:03:47What the fuck?
00:03:56I'll bleed. I'll bleed now. Quit squarming and ruining my shot
00:04:04What a piece of crap
00:04:09We're out of here
00:04:16Sorry about the messy delivery, Mom
00:04:26Bring me quiet. Give Junior something to drink
00:04:29Oh, oh my god
00:04:47Ah
00:04:53Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo
00:04:55No.
00:04:56Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:05:00Something funny.
00:05:01I was just remembering a limerick.
00:05:04There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:05:06She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
00:05:09She said it was fun in the breeding,
00:05:11but found it was hell in the feeding
00:05:13when she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:05:17You have caused me no end of trouble,
00:05:20but now I shall return the favor.
00:05:22Ten for tat, right?
00:05:26Yeah, see, that's the latest thing.
00:05:28The gun will only fire when it recognizes
00:05:30the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:32That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:35What the? Get him!
00:05:47Who are you?
00:05:50Lady, what's your name?
00:05:56It's 2000FG.
00:05:56Oh, I'm gonna fix it.
00:05:58Oh, if it can come past shoes next to him.
00:06:07I might.
00:06:08Until then...
00:06:09..oh.
00:06:19It can come past shoes.
00:06:20It can come past shoes.
00:06:21I'll be right back there when the ratikes turned into the waste.
00:06:49Nice knockers.
00:06:56Nice knockers.
00:07:22Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:26Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:32Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:08:02I was going back for her, boss.
00:08:03No, I got it.
00:08:05See, I'm not the head.
00:08:06Harcho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does
00:08:11the work.
00:08:11The work every second counts, right?
00:08:41Oh.
00:08:42We go after the woman.
00:08:44He gets in on the action.
00:08:45Huh?
00:08:46He took her gun, he started shooting at us, and that's when you arrived.
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:51Take it easy.
00:08:52Sit down.
00:08:54Ah!
00:08:54Oh, you all right?
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:56Uh-huh.
00:08:58So are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:09:03Well, well, well, this is a fine ass, huh?
00:09:07I won't make this mistake again.
00:09:10Well, I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:09:12Well, I can appreciate that.
00:09:16My ass!
00:09:17Ah!
00:09:19And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:45Stop.
00:10:30Damn.
00:11:09Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:43Don't make me kill you.
00:11:44Don't make me kill you.
00:11:47Don't make me kill you.
00:12:06Don't make me kill you.
00:12:29Don't make me kill you.
00:12:42Don't make me kill you.
00:13:07Don't make me kill you.
00:13:09Don't make me kill you too.
00:13:11Bye bye.
00:13:15You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:13:20Don't know.
00:13:21You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:31Sir, we spotted the target at 3rd and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:34Turn us around.
00:13:41Don't make me kill you.
00:13:43Don't make me kill you.
00:13:44Don't make me kill you.
00:13:54Don't make me kill you.
00:14:06Don't worry kid.
00:14:07Don't make me kill you.
00:14:19Oh my god, look at this! Someone left a baby!
00:14:32Oops.
00:15:03Fuck me sideways.
00:15:33Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:35Where's Quintana?
00:15:37Wait, Smith. Mistress Dawn is with the customer. Wait, you can't go up there!
00:15:41Oh yeah, baby.
00:15:42Smith!
00:15:43You didn't like that, huh?
00:15:44Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
00:15:46You can't go up there!
00:15:48I got a bad boy and that's all I will need.
00:15:57Come here!
00:15:59You're awesome!
00:16:00I can't do things
00:16:04But when he needs
00:16:12Money
00:16:14Money
00:16:15Money makes the world go round
00:16:17Money
00:16:17Money'll make you change your sound
00:16:20If the price ain't right
00:16:22If the price ain't right
00:16:28Money
00:16:29Sorry, Belle. Bar's closed.
00:16:31Hmm?
00:16:39Wait your turn, Smith. There's plenty to go around.
00:16:43Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:46Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:16:59Ooh. Kinky.
00:17:01I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:17:04Five grand. That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:17:10Are you clean?
00:17:13You know I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:17:14So you'll do it.
00:17:16Waffanculo!
00:17:17Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:19For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:21I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:23I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:25Trust you?
00:17:27I don't even know your real name.
00:17:30Who are you really, Smith?
00:17:32I'm a British nanny
00:17:35And I'm dangerous.
00:17:46Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:18:03Forget it, Dad.
00:18:08Fine.
00:18:11Bye.
00:19:09Rest in the mood.
00:19:14Let's go. This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:18Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker and mammary on tap in the city.
00:19:26I already told you, Smith. You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:34I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:19:40I'm sorry.
00:19:44Scram, fellas. Give me a moment alone here with...
00:19:50Café Lama.
00:19:53Relax. Relax.
00:19:58Mia piccola trolletta.
00:20:05There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:20:10No?
00:20:10Yes. A real jerk. He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:20:17And what is this man's name?
00:20:21Smith. Mr. Smith.
00:20:30How the hell do I know his real name? He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling
00:20:35straight tricks. He always used the same name. Smith.
00:20:40I don't believe you.
00:20:45I think you know more about this man.
00:20:49Ah!
00:20:53He was a lousy tipper.
00:20:58It gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:21:06If I had anything on it, I might tell you.
00:21:14And I think it's a lot more painful the closer I get.
00:21:24What's up, Doc?
00:21:27What's up, Doc?
00:21:27Oh, you're a waskily wabbit.
00:21:33But you're not waskily enough.
00:21:35Yeah?
00:21:37That's a sick shooter.
00:21:40I just counted six shots.
00:21:43You've blown your load.
00:21:50Oh.
00:21:52Well, what about you?
00:21:54Your 9mm is empty, too.
00:21:57Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:22:00And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:22:03And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:07But you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:14Wanna bet?
00:22:34Nothing like a good handjob.
00:22:47Get your things.
00:22:49We're going.
00:22:50I can't believe it.
00:22:52But it's possible that every time I see you, there's a problem.
00:22:54But in the accident of the casino, I find myself for your fault.
00:22:56You explain me?
00:22:57But listen to me.
00:22:58I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying
00:23:01and I refuse to apologize.
00:23:02Damn you, Smith.
00:23:03I could have been snuffed back there.
00:23:05Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:23:08Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:10You're a bad girl. You deserve to be punished.
00:23:13Which car do you want?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15I'm tired of walking.
00:23:18Look at this.
00:23:25You wanna know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:29I give up.
00:23:31With a car, the pricks are on the inside.
00:23:35Tell me about it.
00:23:54Hello, honey.
00:23:58Oh, good, good. I'm glad, I'm glad you like the flowers.
00:24:02Listen, sweetie, I've, uh, I've run into a small hitch.
00:24:08I think I'm gonna have to be out here for a while longer.
00:24:11But don't, don't worry.
00:24:13I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:24:18Hugs and kisses.
00:24:20Bye-bye.
00:24:22So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:23These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:24:26I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:29Did you see that?
00:24:31I fucking ate that.
00:24:32What?
00:24:33This guy changing lanes without signalling.
00:24:36I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:40So you started shooting at them?
00:24:42No.
00:24:42I don't carry a piece.
00:24:44I went to the woman, she had a gun.
00:24:46They started firing.
00:24:47I shot back.
00:24:48He's done it again.
00:24:50I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:24:54Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:25:00You wanna know why?
00:25:02Not particularly.
00:25:02Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:25:07So when they get on the road, they can't out themselves.
00:25:09They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
00:25:11It's in their nature.
00:25:12Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:25:14I can't go to the police.
00:25:16Why not?
00:25:17I'm the Unibomber.
00:25:18They caught the Unibomber.
00:25:20That's what they think.
00:25:23You stupid...
00:25:24Right.
00:25:26That's it.
00:25:36You are the angriest man in the world.
00:25:39If I remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:25:45Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:49How many local boys?
00:25:52I need men, you understand?
00:25:56I need a lot more men.
00:26:13I want four mags, a box of 9mm 147 hollow points.
00:26:19And give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:28You're a little short.
00:26:29You lied.
00:26:31You said you had $5,000.
00:26:34How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:26:36You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:39It's as good as cash.
00:26:40You're pathetic, Smith.
00:26:41We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:44Look, why don't I sign over this check I got as a blood bank to you for more than covering?
00:26:49Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:26:53I don't get that check till Wednesday.
00:26:56Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells and I'll give you the other half when you
00:26:59bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:27:01Deal.
00:27:29Damn it, Smith.
00:27:30What the hell are you doing?
00:27:32Making some money.
00:27:33Making some money?
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:35To buy something for the baby.
00:27:37Something for the baby?
00:27:43A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:27:47Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:27:53So this is it.
00:27:55It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:27:59Same old Smith.
00:28:01Down and dirty.
00:28:03Glad you like it.
00:28:13Say hello to Mickey.
00:28:23Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:28:25No, you'd never make it.
00:28:27They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:28:29Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too.
00:28:45I've rounded up 50 guys.
00:28:47Well, I guess that's just gonna have to do, huh?
00:28:58Stop the car.
00:28:59He was here.
00:29:00Come on, what makes you think he was here?
00:29:02Trust me.
00:29:03I know what people do and I know what people think.
00:29:05I always have.
00:29:06Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:29:09You should have seen the playground herd I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:29:13Now stop the car.
00:29:16Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:29:18I've no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:29:21Don't call him an it.
00:29:23It's an it to me.
00:29:28Tell me, Smith.
00:29:30Is there anything you like?
00:29:31Yeah.
00:29:32My privacy.
00:29:38Tell me something I don't know per una volta.
00:29:41Brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:43I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:46Can I offer you anything?
00:29:49Carrot?
00:29:52It's good for your eyesight.
00:29:59Of all the squads in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:30:02Another lucky guess?
00:30:04Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:30:06He sees things we don't.
00:30:08He was once an FBI profiler.
00:30:11Forensic behavior consultant.
00:30:14My God.
00:30:15How many times do I have to tell you guys' details?
00:30:20Make all the difference in this business.
00:30:24Hey, but...
00:30:26Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:30:28The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:30:37Besides...
00:30:42Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:30:45Shh, shh. No, no, no, baby, no.
00:30:47We could call him Oliver.
00:30:48Oliver.
00:30:49Oliver?
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:50Like Oliver Twist.
00:30:51Because he's a Norfolk?
00:30:53Because I like the book.
00:30:54You like the book.
00:30:55I didn't hate it.
00:30:57That's a first.
00:31:03Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:31:06Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:31:09Oh, the one that says you're becoming a man now, son.
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:16So, Mr. Hurts, how old is your son?
00:31:19He's eight.
00:31:20Then it had to be large and powerful...
00:31:24Can you believe it?
00:31:25There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:31:32Roadside bomb wounded.
00:31:34We have it in our...
00:31:37Hey.
00:31:38Did you notice that?
00:31:40No, this works.
00:31:42Look.
00:31:43Lame-ass politician rants about gun control.
00:31:47He cries.
00:31:49So tonight...
00:31:50Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:31:54He shuts up.
00:31:56That's so weird.
00:32:01You must find it comforting.
00:32:04Sir.
00:32:05Men are in place in the roof.
00:32:07That's good.
00:32:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:32:13Hmm?
00:32:13It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:32:20And if that happens in this show...
00:32:23I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:32:26Alright?
00:32:28Let's kill this mother.
00:32:29Go.
00:32:33It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:32:37Look at his surrogate parents.
00:32:39No.
00:32:40I'm telling ya.
00:32:41This means...
00:32:42Go! Back way!
00:32:46Fuck!
00:32:55You're not the devil I tell you how to meet.
00:32:58You win some, lose some and do the change in me.
00:33:03No!
00:33:07No!
00:33:08Careful!
00:33:18Ah!
00:33:21Ah!
00:33:49Oh
00:34:11Oh
00:34:48Oh
00:35:09Oh
00:35:12My god, do we really suck or is this guy really that good? Come on boys?
00:35:19He ain't out of the briar pets yet
00:35:39Oh shoot the dog, shoot the dog
00:35:42No
00:35:44Why not?
00:35:46I like dogs
00:36:07Wait a minute
00:36:13Oh
00:36:14Oh that rat bastard
00:36:31What is it?
00:36:32It's a bearish diaper
00:36:39This idea blows Smith
00:36:41It's the only idea we've got
00:36:43So you actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club and that he could hear the music
00:36:49while he was still inside the womb?
00:36:51Yep, that's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash
00:36:55Ridiculous
00:36:56Well he isn't crying now
00:37:02So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother
00:37:05I still say this is a wild heart
00:37:08Yeah, so how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:37:10Somebody's been stalking us
00:37:12Somebody's been stalking us
00:37:12Let's find out who
00:37:31You're the only one of this place
00:37:32Who's the Oscar?
00:37:34I am
00:37:37Oh
00:37:38Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:39No
00:37:43Just as I suspected
00:37:45He really is into jewelry
00:37:51Who occupies the room upstairs?
00:37:53Go to hell
00:37:54Don't mess with me
00:37:55You ain't got the cojones
00:37:58Oh
00:38:03So who were these guys?
00:38:05I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago
00:38:09He paid the whole year in cash
00:38:11I never saw him again
00:38:13I just figured they were using the back way
00:38:22Read it
00:38:38Oh, madonna
00:38:41Che errore
00:38:43This is pretty fucked up
00:39:15Sir, it's your go-to guy
00:39:17Sir, it's your go-to guy
00:39:18All the mothers have been killed
00:39:19Only one escaped temporarily
00:39:22We found her body
00:39:23And confirmed that she did deliver a child
00:39:27The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly
00:39:29I guess setting up this maternity factory
00:39:31On top of a heavy metal club
00:39:32Wasn't particularly secret
00:39:33What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be
00:39:36When Mr. go-to guy passes, head to the left
00:39:39Yes, sir, I already made the call
00:39:40Backups should be arriving any minute
00:39:44We'll clean this mess up
00:39:45And try to piece together everything that happened
00:39:48Thank you, sir
00:39:49I appreciate your confidence
00:39:52Gentlemen
00:39:53Let's find some answers
00:39:58Watch where you step
00:40:01The ice cream is melting
00:40:03What?
00:40:04I thought donor sperm was your department
00:40:06These freezers are full of samples
00:40:10This is weird
00:40:12There seems to be only one donor
00:40:14One donor?
00:40:16Yeah
00:40:16And a generous one at that
00:40:27This is bone marrow blood
00:40:29It must be for some kind of cure
00:40:33How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:35You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize
00:40:44See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient
00:40:48The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it
00:40:54You mean these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:41:00Exactly
00:41:00And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it
00:41:03That's why they want Oliver dead
00:41:32No, my baby, no
00:41:34So I called that guy I know at NBC
00:41:37That's good
00:41:39And then I got to thinking
00:41:41You know what I hate?
00:41:43Here we go again
00:41:44I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him
00:41:49Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals
00:41:52I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, The local news channel and the FBI
00:42:01So, what do we do next?
00:42:03I figure we hang here and watch the news
00:42:05Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe
00:42:09Look, he finally went to sleep
00:42:12Yeah, you just wait
00:42:14The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming
00:42:18You can't take little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:21You just hate everything
00:42:23I don't hate you
00:42:25Is that why you picked me?
00:42:27You know why I picked you?
00:42:29You have no idea what you've done to me
00:42:31We're gonna get out of this, trust me
00:42:34You just don't get it
00:42:35What?
00:42:38You bring me this child
00:42:40So I can feed him
00:42:42Take care of him
00:42:44A baby that could be dead at any moment
00:42:48And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child
00:42:57You're right
00:43:01Don't forgive her
00:43:05No
00:43:07It's my fault
00:43:08It's like what my mama always said
00:43:11The wolves don't have to dance with the stones
00:43:16If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:43:20Eggs have no business dancing with stones
00:43:47You know Smith
00:43:49I think about what you hate most
00:43:57What happened to your baby?
00:43:59Forget about it.
00:44:01Tell me.
00:44:04My bib hit me in the stomach.
00:44:07My baby was delivered stillborn.
00:44:16Get off of me!
00:44:34You like this, do you?
00:44:41It's called a gun.
00:44:44Grip, slide, breech, barrel, trigger.
00:44:49Now this is the business end.
00:44:52You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:44:57Now this is important. This is called your safety.
00:45:01You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:45:05But really, this is your number one safety.
00:45:15Are you hungry?
00:45:21I'm hungry.
00:45:23I'm hungry.
00:45:40I'm hungry.
00:45:51You'd get off the nail!
00:45:54I watch those youths draw a pace of light
00:46:01They drink the screen just like a child
00:46:29Oh
00:47:18Talk about shooting your load
00:47:27Look at this
00:47:29This is a Hammerson night attack
00:47:31These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months
00:47:35This is weird
00:47:38All these guys have got him
00:47:45Don't even tell me
00:47:46You know how many of our men he's bloody back now
00:47:49Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that
00:47:53Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:47:55Getting angry releases an enzyme
00:47:58Chyptophan hydroxylase
00:47:58Which can temporarily reduce the IQ
00:48:01That's something I can't afford to do right now
00:48:03How do you know all that?
00:48:05My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel
00:48:07Take me west side
00:48:09I need to report in
00:48:10I've got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is
00:48:17No more arguments
00:48:18I have to do this alone
00:48:19And the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are okay
00:48:24This is the only place that I know you'll be safe
00:48:27A tank?
00:48:28An M-24 tank
00:48:30You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives
00:48:32You're whacked
00:48:33I am
00:48:35I'm also serious
00:48:37But nobody's allowed to get in it
00:48:39Don't worry
00:48:40When I create a diversion you climb inside
00:48:43You should have enough of that baby food to last your couple of days
00:48:47The pureed carrots are the best
00:48:50But you know how to use those, right?
00:48:54Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:48:57That's not going to happen
00:48:58There is no way to be sure
00:49:02Yes, there is
00:49:25Stop whining
00:49:26If you don't behave, I am going to spank you
00:49:30Stop whining
00:49:31Stop it
00:49:33I hate you when parents hit their children
00:49:35Let go of my arm
00:49:36Not until you stop hitting your kid
00:49:38I will discipline my child as I see fit
00:49:40How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:43Ow! Ow!
00:49:44See?
00:49:45Ow! Help!
00:49:46Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:49:48Ow!
00:49:49Help!
00:49:50Help!
00:49:51Ow!
00:49:52What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:49:58It's not funny
00:50:14So what you got on this all-star ground powder?
00:50:18Well, anybody this good had to start out young
00:50:21And it's usually because their pop was good at it too
00:50:24You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general
00:50:26And Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball
00:50:29My son is a video game whiz
00:50:30And I wasn't too bad at pong myself
00:50:34Just follow me if you will, Mr. Hammerson
00:50:36In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control
00:50:40So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States
00:50:44Now, I've got an inside man in immigration
00:50:46Working on which of these guys had sons
00:50:49And if any of the boys were crack shots
00:50:51I think the pucker fact is getting to you
00:50:54You got deadly
00:50:58Yes, Duchess, you're a good girl
00:51:00Sit
00:51:02Yes, now you treat
00:51:04Now you get your treat
00:51:05My man has been running the name down
00:51:06And he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually
00:51:12National sports pistol champion at age 10
00:51:14Olympic, hopeful
00:51:15Recruited by the army
00:51:19But after that, the kid has never heard from again
00:51:22Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him
00:51:24Trained him
00:51:25This leads me to a theory
00:51:27Theory?
00:51:28Theory is bull nuggies
00:51:30All you got is a man with no name
00:51:34Riding into town on a pale horse
00:51:37Dispensing his own brand of justice
00:52:06Riding into town on a pale horse
00:52:11Hurtz, you know why people in this country love guns
00:52:15And it's got nothing to do with all that
00:52:17Phallic mumbo-jumbo like cocking your gun
00:52:20No, Hurtz, people love guns
00:52:23Because America is a land of opportunity
00:52:26Where a poor man can become rich
00:52:29And a pussy can become a tough guy
00:52:34If he's got a gun in his hand
00:52:39I'm hoping you're not just a pussy
00:52:42With a gun in your hand
00:52:43Oh, no, sir, no
00:52:45No, I'm not
00:52:46I'm a tough guy
00:52:48With a pussy in my hand
00:52:54I want you to give this guy
00:52:57And the kid
00:52:58A dirt nap
00:53:00Yes, sir
00:53:05Right away, sir
00:53:06Shh
00:53:09Amore mio
00:53:12Don't worry
00:53:13Daddy will be back soon
00:53:34Hold it!
00:53:35Hold it!
00:53:39Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny
00:53:40You just keep going, going, going, don't you?
00:53:44So do you
00:53:44I promise to, uh, despair your life
00:53:47If you tell me where the woman and child are
00:53:49Forget it
00:54:02Oh, boy
00:54:04Hey, who trains you?
00:54:06Hmm?
00:54:07NSA black ops?
00:54:09CIA?
00:54:10The army?
00:54:11Well, whoever
00:54:12It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ
00:54:14You think that's good?
00:54:15You should see me spell my name in the snow
00:54:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:54:20Oh, ho, ho
00:54:21Hey, you know, my boss here
00:54:23Thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something
00:54:26But I believe
00:54:27I have a better idea about who you are
00:54:31I found out how your wife and son were killed
00:54:34My God, what a tragedy
00:54:37Some guy walks into a burger joint
00:54:39He starts shooting up the place
00:54:41Oh, my God, what a shame
00:54:43That your wife and son were there
00:54:45Having their chicken nuggets
00:54:55What's the matter?
00:54:56You don't like that story?
00:55:01Well, then why don't you tell me one
00:55:03Children's story, please
00:55:05Oh, I know
00:55:06Tell me my favorite, yeah
00:55:08Tell me the one about the baby
00:55:11Maybe later
00:55:13When I put you to sleep
00:55:19Go down!
00:55:20Go down!
00:55:25Go down!
00:55:43Go down!
00:55:53Go down!
00:55:56Go down!
00:56:13No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:17No!
00:56:21No!
00:56:30So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:33Fuck you!
00:56:35Okay, buddy.
00:56:37Drop your weapon.
00:56:43Ow!
00:56:48Think we got him?
00:57:15God damn it, Smith!
00:57:18So I found out who's trying to kill our baby.
00:57:20Who?
00:57:21A man named Hammerson.
00:57:23Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:26Inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:57:31Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:35No.
00:57:37It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:43Shit.
00:57:44It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:57:48If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:57:51It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:57:53Mr. Gotoh guy called his men a fine love of babysitters.
00:57:57The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:58:01It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:58:02He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:58:04So we contact this man and then we're safe.
00:58:07It's over.
00:58:08Are you crazy?
00:58:09This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the US government after us.
00:58:12I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:58:15Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:17They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:58:20So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:24I'm gonna check all of this out and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:28But what if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:58:31Where should I get off?
00:58:34I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:36What?
00:58:36Trust me.
00:58:38I can't know.
00:58:47Trust me.
00:58:47Smith, do you really think this is gonna work?
00:58:49Just stick to the plan and everything will be alright.
00:58:54Run!
00:59:19Wonderful.
00:59:20Please indeed take care of the list.
00:59:21The best's уп ^^
00:59:42If you're the best, there's a great plan.
00:59:46Let's go.
01:00:28Oh, my God.
01:00:53Let's go.
01:01:21So much for wearing your seatbelt.
01:01:50What in the hell is that?
01:01:53Oh, my God, that is twisted.
01:01:57That sick son of a bitch.
01:01:59Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again!
01:02:08It's time to go, little boy.
01:02:14Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
01:02:19Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
01:02:24Hello, is this Smith?
01:02:26That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown.
01:02:29Not a word about it anywhere.
01:02:31Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
01:02:34I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
01:02:37Now, listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
01:02:40I want to see the Senator.
01:02:43All right.
01:02:44He wants to see you, too.
01:02:47He's leaving for North Carolina, the primaries, in three days.
01:02:50You can fly with him.
01:02:51Runway seven, two hours.
01:02:54I see anything I don't like.
01:02:56I'm blowing this big time.
01:03:11What were you doing in there?
01:03:15Cleaning my gun.
01:03:17Really?
01:03:20You know, we were never really trying to kill you.
01:03:22We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
01:03:24Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
01:03:27In the latest polls, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic frontrunner headed into the next week's seat.
01:03:39I owe you my life.
01:03:40So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
01:03:45I heard about you.
01:03:46You look worse than you do on TV.
01:03:48Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do.
01:03:51And a lot of morphine.
01:03:58So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
01:04:01Very clever, Mr. Smith.
01:04:03Very clever.
01:04:04Simple.
01:04:06You're the Democratic frontrunner for president, and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off.
01:04:13Yes, well, if they're pissed now, wait until I'm elected president.
01:04:18We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there that we're going to have to set up just as many
01:04:22commissions.
01:04:23Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
01:04:25Unfortunately, you're sick, and the gun lats has found out.
01:04:28They discovered your baby hatchery, and boom, problem solved.
01:04:32They kill you by killing the babies.
01:04:34Correct.
01:04:35So where's my savior?
01:04:43Do you know what I hate most?
01:04:45Liars.
01:04:45What the hell are you doing?
01:04:46You've made a deal with Hammerson.
01:04:48No, you're crazy.
01:04:49Am I?
01:04:49When you got into bed with him, you also let his dog up on the mattress.
01:04:52Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers, I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
01:04:56I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:57Save the life for when you're in office, Rutledge.
01:04:59If he ever makes a death.
01:05:01Do you know what else I hate?
01:05:03Hypocrites.
01:05:04And you're the biggest one of all.
01:05:05Do you blame him for selling out?
01:05:08His operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go.
01:05:12You see, Rutledge called us and he offered us a proposition that we had never dreamed was possible.
01:05:18In exchange for his life, the senator promised to protect our rights.
01:05:22To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
01:05:24Oh, come on, Smith.
01:05:25Come on.
01:05:27Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
01:05:31Back up.
01:05:32Back up.
01:05:33Back up or I'll kill him, please.
01:05:35I had to do it.
01:05:37I want to live.
01:05:38I am meant to be president.
01:05:40Yeah, well, you've got what it takes.
01:05:41You put yourself before the people.
01:05:43I can still do good in other areas.
01:05:45How are you going to square it with the public?
01:05:47It is a constitutional right.
01:05:49Back off.
01:05:50Get back.
01:05:50I've come around to their way of thinking.
01:05:52Come around.
01:05:53They had you at hello.
01:05:56Let me give you a piece of advice.
01:05:58Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
01:06:01They're the bad guys.
01:06:02Come on, Smith.
01:06:02Don't be a fool.
01:06:03The game is over.
01:06:04You rolled the dice.
01:06:05You lost.
01:06:07You lost.
01:06:07You lost.
01:06:28You lost.
01:06:35Let him go, Smith.
01:06:36There's no escape.
01:06:37Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
01:06:40If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
01:06:44They'll be saved.
01:06:46Your assassination, Rutledge, will create a public outrage
01:06:50and trigger immense support for your proposals.
01:06:53Your sympathy vote in the Congress will give you anti-gun bills passage by a landslide.
01:06:58Your legacy will live on.
01:07:02Don't do it!
01:07:04Then do it.
01:07:06Let me regain some honor.
01:07:08This is my honor.
01:07:15Son of a bitch.
01:07:17Son of a bitch!
01:07:23God damn it!
01:07:36Son of a bitch!
01:08:09Son of a bitch!
01:08:11Son of a bitch!
01:08:14Son of a bitch!
01:08:15Son of a bitch!
01:08:16Son of a bitch!
01:08:18Son of a bitch!
01:08:19Son of a bitch!
01:08:20Son of a bitch!
01:08:22Son of a bitch!
01:08:25Son of a bitch!
01:08:27Son of a bitch!
01:08:28Son of a bitch!
01:08:42You got it!
01:09:11You got it!
01:09:33Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:09:38Can't talk right now, honey.
01:09:40I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:42Bye-bye.
01:10:07Don't you worry, Duchess.
01:10:09This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:10:12Not for a few years, anyway.
01:10:15Well, well, well, well, well.
01:10:19Somebody gets to be smart,
01:10:21and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:10:23Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, Sport?
01:10:29Yes, indeed.
01:10:31The circle of life.
01:10:34The circle jerk of life.
01:10:37Oh, you have such a way with words.
01:10:40I want you to tell me
01:10:48where the woman and the child are.
01:10:51Tell me, or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:10:56Believe me.
01:10:58Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jamming on her.
01:11:02Huh?
01:11:07Again, I ask.
01:11:09Where are the woman and child?
01:11:14That's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:11:17No!
01:11:18Just tell me what I want to hear.
01:11:20It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:23Why are you doing this?
01:11:25It's over.
01:11:26Yes, shortly it will be.
01:11:30No, I really should thank you.
01:11:33I just gotta pick a contract because of you.
01:11:36I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:11:40What are you babbling on about now?
01:11:43Do you really think the people that employ me
01:11:46were just gonna bend over and take your little stunt killing the senator?
01:11:49There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:11:52No.
01:11:53Haven't you heard the news?
01:11:55Hmm?
01:11:56The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:11:58They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:12:01So you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:12:04So once again, I ask you, where are the woman and child?
01:12:09Do you know how I'll break your finger?
01:12:12My boy told me this one, you'd punch me in the nose.
01:12:15I'd kick you in the ass.
01:12:18Very amusing.
01:12:19If I give that one, the old thumbs up!
01:12:25What if he didn't get to us before we leave?
01:12:27Oh, I know your whole story.
01:12:29That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:12:32He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
01:12:36Found out how your wife...
01:12:36You sold him the pair of shotguns.
01:12:39Killed your own wife and boy.
01:12:42I'm not telling you our goddamn thing.
01:12:48Where are you, Smith?
01:12:53Well, well, well, well.
01:12:55We're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:13:15Yeaah, it's fine.
01:13:21Well, you have to go.
01:13:22Note your own Despite Would or not find your mom for your mind and balance your person.
01:13:31Asin.
01:13:37That gun's just fucking great, Hammerstein.
01:14:19Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:15:01Oh, yes.
01:15:01Sorry, Bob. It certainly has been a pleasure.
01:15:04But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:15:08I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:15:13Say that again.
01:15:14I said I am dead...
01:15:16Stop!
01:15:17That part of it you got right.
01:15:43Back!
01:15:51it's the wife
01:15:57my honey
01:16:03she's leaving me
01:16:04you know what I really hate
01:16:33what I really hate
01:16:36is a pussy with a gun in his hand
01:17:01she's leaving me
01:17:20investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today
01:17:23the FBI stated an anonymous tip
01:17:26the limit remains
01:17:54don't worry little boy
01:17:56mama will be watching you while she's working
01:18:16Oliver
01:18:18and love
01:18:25what took you so long
01:18:47all right this is a robbery
01:18:49that team is your element
01:18:51everyone else freeze
01:18:52don't I'll fucking blow your head off
01:18:55he said freeze
01:18:56that means don't even pucker your butthole
01:18:59that's right
01:18:59no puckering
01:19:00nobody dies
01:19:01you don't fucking move
01:19:02I'm in a rush here
01:19:03come on
01:19:04you know what I hate
01:19:05shut up and sit on this asshole
01:19:07that's right you heard him
01:19:10that's right you heard him
01:19:36that's right you heard him
01:19:37how are you
01:19:52i am
01:19:56that's right you
01:20:04how are you
01:20:07I can't do it.
01:20:11Let's go.
01:20:18I can't do it.
01:20:29Let's go.
01:20:29Let's go.
01:20:30Let's go.
01:21:08Let's go.
01:21:30Let's go.
01:22:02Let's go.
01:22:30Let's go.
01:23:02Let's go.
01:23:38Let's go.
01:24:01Let's go.
01:24:30Let's go.
01:25:02Let's go.
01:25:32Let's go.
01:26:01Let's go.
01:26:30Let's go.
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