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00:39Reset your clock, check your heating
00:40And bring your winter leg down from the attic
00:42It's Friday, we're live
00:43And it's time for the last leg
00:47Tonight on the show, we check out
00:49Whether Prince Andrew's gonna get the shove
00:51Find out what's been grabbed at the Louvre
00:53And get roughed up by some rugby league players
00:56Plus we'll be joined by comedians Catherine Bohart and Laura Smith
01:00And writer and director Richard Ayoade
01:02On the show that leaves everything on the mat
01:20G'day, hello
01:24Wow
01:27That's our show for tonight, thanks for tuning in
01:29G'day, I'm Adam Hills, welcome to Last Leg
01:31He begged the show that heard penguin bars can no longer be called chocolate
01:33And thought it's the worst thing to happen to penguins since this embarrassing image
01:38With the light one error as always are the emperor penguin himself, Josh Whittacombe
01:42And the man who heard Volodymyr Zelensky has gone to number 10 and thought
01:46I didn't even know he had a single out, Alex Broca
01:51Love it
01:56Look loads to cover tonight news-wise
01:58But on a personal note for a very brief moment today
02:00Our little Joshy entered the world of disability
02:04Which by the way is not a theme park
02:07World of disability where everyone goes to the front of the queue
02:13Josh, tell us what happened
02:14Uh, I had to go to the shiropodist
02:16I hope that's not triggering
02:18I thought his limping was just like sympathy pain
02:27I had a, I thought I had a corn on the bottom of my foot
02:31What?
02:34No, don't fight, there's nothing wrong with feet
02:37And I went and it was just, it was just turned out I didn't have a corn
02:41I just had a lot of dead skin
02:44Earlier in the week you said to us, I need foot surgery
02:47That's how you said it
02:48I did say foot surgery, he did use a scalpel
02:51He did use, and I kept all the dead skin because I thought
02:54If I keep going back, you guys could use it to build a new one
03:00You want to be careful though
03:03Yeah, go on
03:04Well look, that's how we started, wasn't it?
03:06Dead skin, me and you, and then look at us
03:08Yeah, yeah, yeah
03:09And also, people wonder why the NHS is under pressure
03:14I went private
03:17Yeah, both of ours started off as corns
03:18Little tip, little tip
03:20Make sure you use the doctor who has a scalpel, not a machete
03:25Didn't Brooker fall asleep and he woke up and he went, what?
03:29I've got a photo here that shows just how serious Josh's injury was
03:32Look at that, you can't even see it
03:34It's so small, or the biggest thing on your foot is the tattoo that says Greg
03:38That is a tattoo that says Greg, that's the rival Channel 4 show that I did it on
03:42I forgot how much of a fan you used to be of Greg Wallace
03:48Have you still got Schofield on the other end?
03:53I've got Greg Wallace and John Taroad as my friend
03:56But I did feel quite guilty because I went to the place that was doing it
04:00And it had the name of the place that did my operation
04:05Yep
04:06I felt it was a bit weird to go there on the day of the last leg
04:09Because it was called feet for life
04:13And they had a photo of both of you saying don't let these two time wasters come in
04:20Well, look, there is a market for photos like that of your foot
04:22I've already uploaded it to this website
04:26That's Corn Hub
04:31It's at 1,427,000 views
04:34Yeah, I made that up
04:39I was under the impression that Josh was going in for something serious
04:42Yep
04:43This morning, but I got you a sticker made
04:46What have you?
04:46Because I thought, yeah
04:48Which conveniently has already been peeled for me
04:50Because obviously last leg producers don't trust me to peel a sticker on live television
04:55There you go
04:56It says, I've been a brave boy
04:58There you go
05:02Just stick it on there
05:04Thank you
05:08Last leg producers were right
05:11I've also got you a lollipop
05:13Which is also because you've been brave
05:15But also because I know the news story we're going to be talking about in a minute
05:18And I think it would be funny if you had a lollipop
05:20Right
05:24I might save that for part two
05:26We are live on your telly right now
05:28Send us any questions you want to ask us about the news
05:31Instagram, use the hashtag is it okay
05:33WhatsApp, use the number 07956175908
05:37Or you can scan the QR code on the screen
05:39For example, Damien said
05:41Is it okay that a man with severe autism
05:43Spent four years volunteering at Waitrose
05:45Over 600 hours
05:47And this week got dropped
05:48The moment his family asked if he could finally be paid for the same work
05:51No, it's not okay Damien
05:53But what is okay is that Asda immediately contacted the man in question
05:57And have now offered him a job
05:59Well done
06:08Not the first disabled person to work in a supermarket though eh Alex?
06:11No, no, no
06:12I used to work at Tesco
06:15But this is in the
06:16I was on the tills before there was like chip and pin
06:18Yep
06:18So there was obviously a lot of handing of cash and coins
06:21And they used to give me a little pot to scoop the money in
06:23So then I could scoop it into like the customers hands
06:26Oh
06:26I'd have the pot on top of the, on top of the till
06:29Yeah
06:32Well what I found one Saturday shift is
06:34This geezer walked past after I'd done his shopping
06:36And I think he thought it was just a collection for me
06:38And stuck a fiver in
06:44So great
06:45Jeez
06:48Yeah
06:48These were still the money makers back then
06:51Alright let's get stuck into the news now
06:54And Monique said
06:54Is it okay to make Mike the Duke of York
06:56Now that Andrew has given up his title?
07:10You look good in a hat Mike
07:11You look like a failed Chippendale
07:16Oh my god you're magic Mike
07:21This week the posthumous memoir of Virginia Giffray was released
07:25In which she claims convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
07:27Groomed then trafficked her to a number of high profile figures
07:30One of those figures was Prince Andrew
07:32Who was mentioned 88 times in the book
07:35To put that into perspective
07:36That's more times than the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
07:38Were mentioned in the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
07:41It was also alleged Prince Andrew tried to hire internet trolls to hassle Giffray
07:45And pressured a police bodyguard to dig up some dirt on her
07:49Now Andrew hasn't commented this week
07:50But he has consistently denied all allegations
07:52And last week said he would stop using his titles
07:55To avoid bringing controversy to the royal family
07:58King Charles has also yet to comment
07:59But yesterday he prayed with the Pope
08:01Because you know, the best way to distract from a sex scandal
08:03Is to hang out with the head of the Catholic Church
08:16My guess is he asked the Pope for advice
08:19What's that?
08:20Move Andrew to another parish?
08:21Good call
08:23There are now calls for the Prince to vacate Royal Lodge
08:26The 30 room mansion he's been living in
08:28For what's called a peppercorn rent
08:30Which I'm pretty sure is what Josh had removed from his foot
08:33A peppercorn rent means the Prince is only required to pay
08:36A single peppercorn per year to lease the lodge
08:39But only if demanded in this revealing bit of the contract
08:42Okay?
08:45What does he need?
08:46What does he need?
08:47What does he need a 30 bedroom gaffer?
08:48That's my thing
08:49Like why does he...
08:50It's only him
08:51Yeah
08:51Isn't it?
08:52He should just go along like get himself online
08:54Just find himself...
08:55Find himself a house share
08:56Not students
08:57But...
08:59It says a lot about the British property market
09:02That Prince Andrew can't get on the property ladder
09:06Like what chance have young people got
09:08That's to get on the property ladder
09:10Just...
09:10Not...
09:12Do you know what?
09:13Move on
09:15Prince Andrew did have to pay 8 million pounds up front
09:18For the lease of the lodge
09:18Including 7.5 million for refurbishments
09:21But...
09:21Some people are now asking where that money came from
09:23In fact they're also asking where the 12 million pounds came from
09:26That he used to settle out of court with Virginia Giffray in 2022
09:30And was any of that from taxpayers?
09:33So I think most people would agree
09:34We want our money spent on potholes not assholes
09:47I think there's a lot of kind of people that have a go at Prince Harry
09:50But at least he had the good grace to rip off Netflix to make his money
09:55Yeah I feel a bit sorry for Prince Harry
09:57He kind of gets lumped in
09:59With like Prince Andrew is kind of like the black sheep of like the royal family
10:03Yeah
10:03Like the bad guys of the royal family
10:05But it's like...
10:05Andrew was like friends with a known sex trafficker
10:08Yeah
10:09And all Harry's done is like show Oprah's chickens
10:14Yeah, unless that's a euphemism
10:16That's a totally different...
10:18Our talk has now turned to how the Prince spends his time now
10:21With one royal insider saying this
10:24Oh no, I've got to read this because this is a genuine thing that I've lost
10:33I've never seen someone with so many cards in my life
10:36Oh it's down here, it's fallen on the floor
10:39Right
10:41Welcome to live television everyone
10:44Okay, one insider said this about the Prince
10:47Can I just say, you put on your glasses very swiftly
10:52God I hate working with Josh, you know, sorry, wrong thing
10:57Okay, one royal insider said this about Prince Andrew
10:59Quote
11:00Andrew seems to spend most of his time
11:02Either riding around the huge estate on horseback
11:04Or reportedly sitting in front of a big screen
11:07Watching live coverage of planes landing and taking off
11:11I don't mind hearing that he's doing loads of horseback riding
11:16Because doesn't he kind of feel like the sort of geezer
11:18Where it's probably better if his groin's numb?
11:27On the...
11:35I think we should move on
11:38Where's your lollipop?
11:39It's not getting any better
11:41It's not getting any better
11:41Another source said this of the Prince
11:43There's a direct quote by the way
11:45His bedtime habits as a single man left a lot to be desired
11:49And a collection of scrunched up soiled tissues
11:52Usually lay scattered around the bed each morning for staff to collect after they had made his bed
11:58I mean we've all heard the phrase one day my prince will come
12:04Turns out
12:12Turns out it happens three times a night
12:14So in his defence
12:16I know I've heard what his defence is of that
12:19And that isn't what you think it is
12:21Because you might not know this
12:23But during the Falklands due to an overdose of adrenaline
12:25Yeah
12:26He now can't jizz
12:30I just... I... I just think that sort of behaviour
12:33He's acting like a teenager
12:35So he probably turned himself up
12:39Oh...
12:40Uh...
12:40Sorry
12:44Look, it's... The thing is
12:45It's not the image of a prince that we're...
12:47We got from fairy tales, right?
12:49Do you know what I mean?
12:50This is not what you think a prince is going to be when you're growing up
12:52Imagine... Imagine if your mum, as you're going to bed
12:55Read this to you
12:58Right
13:02And a collection of scrunched up soiled tissues
13:05Usually lay scattered around the bed each morning
13:07For staff to collect after they'd made his bed
13:10The end
13:12That's a...
13:21That's from a book about Andrew's friendship with Jeffrey Epstein called The Prince and the Pedo
13:28Another insider this week claims Andrew spends most of his time playing video games
13:32Jesus Christ, I don't... I genuinely don't want to know what his Final Fantasy is
13:37It did make us wonder what video game could we create for Prince Andrew
13:41Yes
13:41Personal Space Invaders
13:44Uh...
13:44Grand Old Duke of York Theft Auto
13:47The Worst of Us
13:48Prince of Pervert
13:49Prince of Pervert
13:50Lovely
13:51Yeah
13:51Uh...
13:51Sweatress
13:53Mm-hmm
13:56Or...
13:56Call of Diddy
14:06So our poll for tonight is this
14:08What video game should we create for Prince Andrew?
14:10Uh...
14:11Send us a message on WhatsApp or on socials
14:13Use the hashtag a game for Andrew
14:14Next week we'll turn our favourite suggestion into an actual game
14:17And we will play it on the show
14:19Oh, and by the way, at the end of tonight's show
14:21We're going to unveil a sneaky peek at what we think could be Prince Andrew's next career move
14:25Oh yes, his own Netflix lifestyle show
14:29Uh, and look, there have been loads of people protesting outside Prince Andrew's property this week
14:32Uh, and we thought maybe we'd help them out a little bit
14:35So we've come up with a gift basket for them to take along
14:38Um, first thing, we thought, a little bit of a joke
14:40Might be nice to hang a sign on the front gates
14:42Uh, it says, uh, ignore the dog, it's the owner you need to worry about
14:47Uh, and then in here, uh, look, just in case he does leave the lodge
14:52Um, uh, there's a printout of properties for rent in the local area
14:56Um
14:57He's probably not allowed on the internet, is he?
14:59Yeah
15:00Um, oh, like this one right here
15:02Uh, uh, available now, right under the flight path
15:05Uh, within 500 metres of a Pizza Express
15:09Uh, not within 500 metres of a school
15:13Uh, and since he might have to start paying a lot more for rent than a peppercorn a year
15:16We've also got him this
15:23Oh, lovely
15:24Oh, look at that
15:26It's a shitload of peppercorns
15:33Yep, the P, the P stands for pepper, doesn't it?
15:35Yep, legally, yes it does
15:37Uh, would you like to take that, uh, and take that, and take it all to the lodge?
15:42Uh, we'll send it to Prince Andrew
15:43Take it away
15:45Alright, let's welcome tonight's guests, two class clowns and a geography teacher
15:57It's comedians Laura Smith and Catherine Bohart
15:59And writer, director and presenter, Richard Ayoade
16:12Thank you
16:13Thank you
16:14Thank you
16:16Thank you
16:19Thank you
16:20Fucking hell
16:23What on earth have you all made of the week's events, Laura?
16:26There's a lot going on isn't there?
16:28Yeah
16:28There is a lot going on, I don't know, I feel like
16:30It feels a bit tokenistic, they're giving up the titles
16:33Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:34I think he should give up the 30 million gaff
16:36The 30, the big gaff, the 30 rooms gaff
16:38That's what he should give up
16:39And then I think, yes, that's what you should do
16:41Yeah
16:41Get rid of that, and then I'll believe you
16:43Catherine?
16:44Yeah, I mean, imagine if I was just like pro Andrew
16:47Um, no, I'm not to be clear
16:49But I, you know, they say rich men never face consequences
16:52So it's nice to see him have to give up all of his fake medals
16:54And pretend jobs
16:55That feels important
16:57Richard?
16:58I think Claudia and Tess
17:01It's the time
17:03To go
17:05Yeah
17:09It's been a fantastic 20 years
17:11This is the best season yet
17:12Yeah
17:14It's a celebration
17:15Who are your favourite dancers this series?
17:18I like, er, the big ones
17:21And I like all of them
17:23Yeah
17:24The way they move
17:25Yeah
17:25With such grace
17:26Do you know how far the Royal Lodge is from the train station?
17:30What's that got to do with Tess and Claudia?
17:32Well, they're not putting an offer
17:35Because it's useless
17:37I mean, let him have it
17:38It is 30 minutes to a railway station
17:41Whoa
17:41Sure, every 20 minutes are going to Pannington
17:43But if you miss one, you're there 50 minutes
17:45It's a nightmare
17:46Yeah
17:48I looked it up on Zoopla
17:50The energy rating is E
17:54Now, it's been reported this week
17:56That the ceremonial banner
17:58You'd be in one room with a bar heater
17:59The entire time
18:02There was a ceremonial banner
18:03Bearing Prince Andrew's heraldic insignia
18:06At St George's Chapel at Windsor Castle
18:08It's been taken down this week
18:09Which begs the question
18:11Like, are they getting rid of it?
18:12Or are they coming up with a replacement coat of arms
18:15For Prince Andrew?
18:15And if so, what should that be?
18:17I'm thinking maybe a lion
18:18Getting a massage from a cub
18:20Oh
18:20Nice, nice
18:21Yeah
18:22It has loads of elements, the crest
18:23Doesn't it?
18:24It has a shield
18:24So obviously they could have some sort of imagery
18:26Of his dead mother
18:27And then you have to have
18:29That's his shield!
18:30And then you need a helmet
18:32No comment
18:32And then
18:34Obviously you have to have a motto
18:35Don't you?
18:36So it could just be sort of
18:37Father of daughters
18:38And um
18:39I think he'd have a lovely new crest
18:40It'd be great
18:41Oh, maybe he could be fallen
18:42As well
18:43Because he has to pretend to be sorry
18:44Yeah
18:45Laura
18:45I'm thinking a pizza
18:49Topped with £12 million
18:51Nice
18:51Yeah, okay
18:52Leave that there
18:53Richard
18:54I
18:55I mean sell it for advertising space
18:57All right
18:59You know what
19:00Let's get on to the big entertainment news
19:02That Richard clearly wants to talk about
19:03Todd said yesterday
19:04Is it okay to talk about Tess Daly
19:05And Claudia Winkleman
19:06Leaving Strictly Come Dancing
19:07At the end of the season
19:08It's the worst thing to happen
19:09To Strictly since this
19:10Oh, come on now
19:13That's a shame
19:14Twice in one night
19:17It's gonna happen again
19:19Uh, now look
19:20Everyone's clearly going to be vying
19:22To host Strictly
19:22Yep
19:23So we thought tonight
19:24We would throw a hat into the ring
19:25Ooh
19:26Because there's one person here tonight
19:27That we think has the energy
19:29The positivity
19:29And the razzmatazz
19:31To fit the bill
19:32Thank you
19:33It is, of course
19:34Richard Ayoade
19:34Thank you
19:38So
19:44We're gonna make our own little
19:45Kind of Strictly audition tape
19:47If you will
19:47But I need everyone in places
19:49Catherine, can you go over there next to Alex
19:51You're gonna be the judges
19:52Josh and Laura
19:53Can you go over there to the dance floor
19:54Basically, we're gonna pick up
19:56As you've just finished your dance
19:58Oh
19:58So if you could come up with like an ending to your dance
20:01Richard, this is your moment
20:03This is your moment
20:04What about the other moments?
20:05No
20:07Is this my blocking?
20:09This is you coming over here right now
20:10If you'd like to just
20:11Oh, I'm here
20:11Yep
20:12I walk
20:13Yep
20:13I think you present from there if that's okay
20:16That's what happened on the show
20:17Yeah, it is
20:17It is
20:19Okay
20:20Here we go
20:21Lights
20:22And what happens?
20:23They dance?
20:24They'll dance
20:25They come to you
20:26And that's a show
20:35We've had the lights
20:36Let's have the camera
20:39Let's have the showbiz
20:41Let's do this
21:09What? You dropped a peanut? What happened?
21:12It was a peppercorn
21:13Okay, I see
21:16It's fine
21:16I don't need it for this month
21:18And so
21:19Well done, I can see why you're out of breath
21:21Yeah
21:22What happened? What did you do?
21:24Just then?
21:25What was before that?
21:26What was the dance called?
21:28The cha-cha
21:28The cha-cha
21:28Okay
21:29And this is a showbiz
21:30Where's he gone?
21:33Is he never there?
21:34Does he do this in between things?
21:36Yeah, yeah, he does
21:36If he's not involved, he just walks off
21:38And this is a waged event
21:39You get paid
21:40Yeah, yeah
21:41It pays
21:42Okay
21:42Throw to the judges
21:44Throw to the judges
21:45Throw to the judges
21:46How am I meant to know?
21:47That's not intuitive
21:48You mean throw to the judges
21:50As if that's the obvious thing to do after that
21:53What did you think of whatever that was?
22:03I thought, Laura, you were great
22:06Are you playing table tennis?
22:07What's that?
22:08There's no time for table tennis
22:10First someone said that to me
22:12Well, it won't be the last
22:13Josh, your feet were a little wood
22:15And you look like you've got a corn or something
22:17But I'm going to give you
22:19Seven
22:19Oh, thank you
22:23Richard, I genuinely think you have all the makings of a Strictly host
22:28Thank you very much
22:28Because the only criteria it seems to be is dressed like a lesbian every week
22:31And you've nailed it
22:31Please
22:32I look like an electrician who could burst into song
22:35Yes
22:36You really do
22:37It is a four from me
22:38Oh, what?
22:40Just on account of the dance we saw
22:42Okay
22:44Richard, read from the autocue
22:46Read from the autocue
22:47This is grueling
22:51Down to the front
22:52No, I'm free
22:53What a week it's been
22:55We've had tear sequence and the magic of movement
22:58I for one
23:00Remain
23:01Oh my god
23:22And the
23:23Keep dancing
23:25They do this
23:26They do this
23:27This is not a joke
23:28This is not a joke
23:29We'll have more last week for you after the break
23:31As we check out Donald Trump's ballroom
23:33We need to keep doing this
23:34We're still doing this
23:34And a few rugby league players
23:35Check out my ballroom
23:37They do this every week
23:38They pretend to dance while they do the outro
23:40Absolutely
23:40This is insane
23:41Plus we want to know what video games should we create for Prince Andrew
23:44Messages
23:44This is the longest I've ever held someone's hand by
23:46Ever
23:47From whatsapp or socials
23:49Here's the hashtag you're going for Andrew
23:50We'll see you soon
23:51I've got to look out
24:10Welcome back to The Last League
24:12Hello
24:14Welcome back to The Last League
24:15The show that has heard Lily Allen's new album
24:17And we'd just like to say
24:18Lily if you're watching
24:19We love you
24:19We loved having you on the show
24:20Please don't write a song about us
24:23We're joined by Laura Smith
24:24Catherine Bohart
24:25And the Prince of the Dance Floor
24:26Richard Ayoade
24:32Now normally on this show
24:33We try to balance out political news with childish jokes
24:35But this week the White House did it for us
24:38So this all came after it was announced that Donald Trump
24:41Would meet Vladimir Putin in Budapest
24:42Which was controversial
24:43Because that's where Russia once forced Ukraine
24:45To surrender their nuclear weapons
24:47In order to maintain independence
24:48A journalist from the Huffington Post
24:50Sent a message to the White House press secretary
24:52Caroline Levitt
24:53Asking who chose Budapest as the venue for the summit
24:56The White House press secretary gave this blunt retort
25:00What your mum did
25:06Is this okay?
25:08Yes
25:09Is it?
25:12You've got to fight fire with fire
25:14That is it
25:14Your mum
25:16You can't come back
25:18You can't come back
25:19You can't come back
25:20Mic drop
25:20Your mum
25:21Yeah
25:23Later in the week Pete Hegseth drew attention
25:25For this unusual tie
25:26That seemed to have the colours of the Russian flag on it
25:28When asked about that
25:30The Pentagon chief spokesman said
25:32Your mum bought it for him
25:36What the fuck is going on in America?
25:40What is going on in America?
25:41Is this guy the new speechwriter?
25:53Honestly what kind of person responds to a message with your mum?
25:56Apart from Alex in 2017 as you can see here
25:59What happened Alex?
26:00Well someone tweeted
26:02Saying what a pile of unfunny lefty shite
26:04Who the hell commissions this show?
26:06And it appears at 4.36 when I was
26:08In the morning when I was drunk I replied
26:10Your mum
26:13Ahead of his time
26:19To be fair that was the son of the head of Channel 4 at the time
26:23Meanwhile Donald Trump began tearing down the east wing of the White House this week
26:26To build a $300 million ballroom
26:29That will supposedly be paid for by himself and some donors
26:32I mean is it suspicious that Tess and Claudia are leaving Strictly as Trump
26:37As Trump starts building a ballroom
26:39By the way we have an exclusive picture of the first act booked to dance in that ballroom
26:49Oh
26:50Oh boy
26:51I have to put the hat on for you as well
26:54And by the looks of this garish photo the plans seem to be a symphony in gold
26:59Well how do we feel about that?
27:01It's a huge call on a rental property isn't it?
27:04Like surely he knows he has to go
27:07I live in London I've been taken to court over blue tack
27:09The man's building a ballroom
27:12I love it
27:13That's like being inside a pineapple
27:17It looks like when you're printed
27:18But if you've also died
27:21I think he'll make his money back though because that looks like he could probably sell it as a wedding
27:26venue on Groupon
27:28Well he could just melt it down for bullion
27:31By the way the White House has said the ballroom won't be ready for use until just before Trump's second
27:37term ends
27:38In January 2029
27:40I mean they say that but you know what builders are like that's what that's that's that's 2032
27:442033
27:45This is the sign he's staying isn't it?
27:48That that he's gonna stay forever
27:49You don't build a ballroom
27:50Yeah
27:51And then move out
27:52That is rule 101 from Kevin MacLeod
27:58This all seems to be part of Donald Trump's plan to turn the White House into the golden nugget
28:01Have a look at what the Oval Office looked like before Trump's presidency
28:05Look at that revealing image, okay?
28:07This is what the Oval Office looks like now
28:11I think it's good that Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen's still getting work
28:17We are in the timeline where Biff got the almanac
28:30Yes
28:31I was just gonna say that I mean I love I feel like I would be friends with a fabulous
28:34gay man who clearly lives inside Donald Trump
28:37It's like I'm building a ballroom. Let's make everything gold
28:40Justice for Donaldo, you know
28:42And look if you're wondering where Trump gets his inspiration from check out this glitzy photo
28:46This is him and wife Ivana in St. Petersburg, Russia in the 80s
28:49How's her head the most gaudy thing in that photo?
28:54How dare you?
28:58Do you think Donald Trump just wants to be Putin?
29:02Yeah, I mean we're six months away
29:03This is a very strange panto
29:09Yeah, he's behind you, half naked on a horse
29:13When we say Putin, sound vaguely uncertain
29:19All right, let's move on now, sporting news
29:21Tomorrow is a huge day for rugby league
29:23The first Ashes test for 20 years is taking place at Wembley
29:26Australia and England are going head to head over a three test series
29:29And look what a lot of people don't know is when you play rugby league
29:32And you tackle someone, you actually talk shit in the tackle
29:36Like you sling
29:37But not just on TV
29:43Sorry, that was a bit of fun
29:44That's good gear
29:45You part of the fucking Penguin photo three times
29:49I'm disabled now, it's okay
29:52Only Josh could trash talk while having a lollipop
29:57Well no, this lollipop's so sour
30:02I don't think I can finish it, it's hurting my tongue too much
30:05Oh, there it goes
30:08So basically I headed down to Wembley this week
30:10I don't like this new Kojak
30:14Very moony
30:15I went to Wembley this week to make sure both Australia and England teams
30:19Had enough to say to each other on the pitch
30:23The Ashes, the pinnacle of sporting rivalry between Australia and England
30:28Emotions run wild and so do mouths
30:30So I've come down to Wembley a few days out from the game
30:33To check in on each team's sledging game
30:38All right lads, as an Aussie who's played over here
30:40I know people like to give you shit
30:42Gonna run it in and see what you would normally do to someone in a game
30:45I've gone in
30:46In
30:47Oh, you got your little f***ing
30:49Yeah, you want this?
30:50How much of that would go on in a tackle?
30:56Probably I'd say nearly every tackle, innit?
30:58Nearly every tackle
30:59Imagine I'm an English player and just saying what you would normally say in a test situation
31:04Go!
31:05You can run mate
31:07Well done
31:08Get down here
31:09You like that?
31:10You like that?
31:13I'm just gonna say
31:14It's a lot different to what the English just did to me
31:18They left this untucked
31:20This was untucked
31:21I've come up with some sledges for you guys that I think might piss the Aussies off during the game
31:25If I give them to you and then you can just rattle off a sledge
31:30Your mum give koalas keridia
31:33I've written some sledges that I think are gonna, you know, get under the skin of the English
31:37Go!
31:38Go easy mate, you're sweating more than Prince Andrew
31:42You run like an English river, really slow and full of shit
31:45You smell like shit too
31:49That's not where I thought my day was going
31:51I want to see an Aussie come out of a tackle going
31:53My mum did not give koalas chlamydia
31:56Some excellent sledging, some great tackling
31:59And I think I got a prostate check in there as well
32:01So everything's covered off
32:04You might need to go get checked to be honest
32:16We'll have more lastly for you in a couple of minutes as we break into the Louvre and break out
32:20a mystery guest
32:21Plus we want to know what video games should we make for Prince Andrew?
32:24Message us via WhatsApp or on socials
32:25The hashtags are going for Andrew
32:27We'll see you in a bit
32:47Welcome back to Last Leg
32:48The show that just wants to reiterate how much we love Lily Allen
32:53We're joined by Laura Smith, Catherine Bohart and the man they call Old Glitterballs, Richard Gott Ayoati
32:58Laura, you're on tour at the moment
33:00No, I'm going on tour next year, but it's on sale at the moment
33:03Oh, I see
33:04It's so weird that you brought that up
33:06You know
33:09Now look, there's been embarrassment in France this week
33:12As thieves broke into the Louvre and nabbed £76 million worth of jewellery
33:17The heist involved stealing something called a furniture elevator
33:21Breaking a window, then taking the jewels while wearing high-vis vests
33:25All in under eight minutes
33:27Here's some grainy footage of the slow getaway
33:31Damn
33:31Okay, thank you
33:36The individuals are in front of the door, and they're going to leave
33:39They're going to leave
33:40They're going to leave
33:46It's gone
33:47It's kind of been the biggest news of the week
33:49Oh
33:50Have you been following it?
33:51Yeah, old school caper
33:53Proper crime
33:54Proper crime
33:54Yeah
33:55Yeah, Richard
33:56Not the best security camera
34:01That's the first thing I'd do
34:03What do you guys think?
34:04It looks a bit like a stair lift
34:05That thing, so I kind of wondered whether it was like a protest against the accessibility
34:10Of the Louvre
34:11It's called the Louvre, not the Louvre
34:13I did A-level French, mate
34:15Did you?
34:16Louvre, yeah, I got an E
34:25We don't know who it is, do we?
34:27We don't know who it is
34:27So, I suppose the way to work out suspects is who suddenly needs millions of pounds because they're being thrown
34:33out of a large property
34:37So the German manufacturers of the actual furniture elevator that was used in heist, they were thinking like there's this
34:44bad publicity, right?
34:45And then they turned it into good publicity, they made an ad and put it out the next morning
34:49It looks like this, it translates as, when you need to move fast
34:53Oh
34:55I apply
34:57Yes
34:58Good boy, Dad
35:02And then it says, the device can carry, quote, up to 400 kilograms
35:06Up to 400 kilograms of treasures at 42 metres per minute, as quiet as a whisper
35:14It did make us think though, do you reckon you can get away with anything if you're just wearing a
35:18high-vis vest?
35:19Absolutely
35:20Yes
35:20Yeah, this how you do it, you go into Ikea, high-vis vest, you ask staff to help you carry
35:26it out, they won't suspect a thing
35:29That's how you steal
35:29Do you reckon you'd ever fall for it, if someone did it to you?
35:32No, I invented it
35:35Well, here's the thing, and your first crime sprees in Ikea
35:41It felt very specific, like it's happened before
35:44Look, Habitat is also, okay
35:47Susceptible
35:48So, and what if you're a criminal who doesn't want to do up a house on a budget?
35:53On a budget?
35:54On a budget?
35:55Okay, Richard
35:56It's Habitat is not
35:57I'm sorry, you high rollers with Ikea
36:00So, listen, you guys don't know this, but before this...
36:04You can say anything after that sentence
36:06Before the show, we sent someone in high-vis to your dressing rooms to see if they could convince you
36:11to hand over your valuables
36:12Oh, this happened, yeah
36:20There you go, let's see how it played out
36:27Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Harriet
36:29Oh, hi, Harriet
36:30I'm just wondering if I could grab your coat, just to take up to the green room
36:33I didn't bring a coat
36:35Do I need one?
36:36No
36:39Sorry, I was going to try again
36:40I was just wondering if I could grab your coat to take up to the green room
36:44Great, thank you so much, I appreciate it
36:50Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Harriet
36:52I've just come to grab your bike to take to the green room, if that's okay
36:55Because we're trying not to store them in here anymore
36:57Is that alright?
36:59I appreciate it
36:59Thank you so much
37:00Thank you
37:07Not getting anything from me
37:14She actually let me keep my gun
37:19Also, how Irish am I? I was like, lady, it's October, I didn't bring a coat
37:23Yeah, you're in your dressing room with all the windows open
37:27Oh, shame on me, I can't go back to East London now
37:30There you go, Richard
37:30I don't give it back to you
37:32LAUGHTER
37:42Just carry on
37:43Alright, before you do that, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest
37:46Before you...
37:46Before you bring on the mystery guest
37:54Goodbye, Richard
38:12I just have to walk back
38:16What's difficult is that I just saw your bum for so long?
38:19Yes
38:19Well, imagine being my wife
38:22Laura, Catherine and Richard have to try to work out how the mystery guest is connected to the news
38:26Can we have this week's mystery guest, please?
38:29Ohh
38:32Mystery guest
38:34I want to get close to you
38:40Hi
38:42Josh and Alex, who's the mystery guest?
38:43This is Mona. She's been in the news this week
38:45But why?
38:46Can we have the tense lighting change, please?
38:52How has Mona been in the news because a she runs a London scream squad where people get together to
38:58just scream
38:59B she runs Manchester eyebrow raising club where people get together to practice raising one eyebrow or C
39:06She runs a Bristol spooning squad where people get together to have a spoon
39:12All right, we're gonna give you the break to think about this and when we come back after the break
39:16We're going to reveal the identity of the mystery guests screaming raising spoon. It's just about parents in that
39:24We'll also preview Prince Andrews new lifestyle show at the end of our show. We'll see you in a little
39:28bit
39:46The show that really loved having Lily Allen as a guest
39:50But now understands why her husband wanted his own dressing room
39:54We're joined by Laura Smith Catherine bow heart and the man who puts the ha-ha-ha under the cha
39:57-cha-cha Richard Iowati
40:00Really just quick a shout out. Joshua said he wants to give a shout out to his dad Darren Clark
40:05He used to watch the show with him every single Friday
40:08But has since passed away since our last series and said if we mention him on the show, it'll feel
40:12like he's still watching with his dad
40:20Oh
40:21Lots of love Josh. Now before the break we challenged our guests to work out how this person was connected
40:25to the news
40:26Can we have the options again, please?
40:29Yes, so does mana run a screaming club a raising eyebrow club or spooning club?
40:36What are your thoughts you you can pick a different answer each if you like can you rate one eyebrow?
40:42I don't know
40:43I think it's not that one
40:44I need a club to develop that
40:47She runs it really I don't know I guess if you can't do teach and what is
40:52Your favorite place to eat in Bristol
40:55I've never been to Bristol
40:56Oh really because I thought the spooning club was there
40:59Okay, so what's it we need an answer it has to be screaming screaming screaming all right mana tell us
41:06why you're in the news
41:08Hi, I'm mana, and I'm the founder of London scream squad
41:12Oh
41:17Really good
41:20When did you start and why?
41:22It all started on a random Wednesday in the first week of October. Yep, and within three days a thousand
41:28people showed up on primrose hill on the 10th of October
41:32Wow, and did they just how long did you scream for 45 minutes?
41:38You said a thousand people. Do you mean a thousand women?
41:42Well, there were a lot of women
41:43Are you doing it again?
41:45We are doing it again. We had our second event on the 18th at Parliament Hill and we've got another
41:51one tomorrow
41:51But it's a scream and run at Battersea Park. Oh, you had me at scream
41:58And um, uh, do you get a certificate for participating?
42:02You might need a lozenge afterwards, but no certificate. Okay, work on that
42:08Thank you so much for being here. Good luck with the scream club
42:20Josh has been cherry-picking the best of the last seven days. What have you got?
42:23It's your mum special or more
42:25Precisely alex's mum special they were on Romesh Ranganathan's parents evening. Yeah, she stole the show
42:32Uh-huh
42:32Would you like to see a proud mum hungry hung humbly brag to the nation about her son's intelligence?
42:40Yes, please
42:42Elaine was alex a big reader growing up he was he he read really early
42:47He was about four when he could read yeah, and by the time he was five he got a bed
42:52with encyclopedias
42:53Okay, he comes across as a bit fake. Yeah
42:59Really clever
43:04That's just
43:05We haven't got time we haven't got time we haven't got time
43:08Would you like to see an insightful mum explaining why her son can't have spicy food before a show?
43:15Yes, please
43:18He's not really a curry curry person because he's got a bit of a delicate stomach
43:30What what happens he has a curry and then what sort of the aftereffects of that well then he's with
43:35the um what you call them buskapan
43:40I know he ain't gonna do a job the next day. Yeah, he's going through the eye of a needle
43:44Yeah, he has got a bad belly bless him
43:48Blessing and is it really bad alone? Yeah, really bad. Yeah within half an hour of eating
43:56Right would you like to see a disappointed mum tell the nation what she thinks of alex's career?
44:05Yes, do you watch the last leg?
44:10Occasionally I do yeah depends who's on it. Okay
44:18No, they do have some pretty shite guests sometimes
44:23Yeah, I get that
44:25You should go on it. Yeah, and Sophie's been on it. So yeah, okay. Well, you've just said if they've
44:30got some shite guests and you can
44:34No, not Sophie. Did you watch it when Sophie was on?
44:38No
44:41All right
44:43She's very happy with the guest this week. Just let you know
44:46You know what your mum
44:55We asked you what video game we should make for prince andrew uh rob said crash randy coot
45:01uh
45:03Oli said escape from epstein island and dan said call of duty manager at pizza express in woking
45:11Lovely um, we're about to show you our trailer for prince andrew's new lifestyle show
45:15But before we do would you please thank our guests laura smith
45:17Oh
45:20Catherine boha
45:24And spongebob square dance
45:26Richard
45:27I already
45:30My co-host josh whittaker
45:33Alex brooker
45:36We'll be back next week with actor and activist jameela jamil and comedian joel dormit but right now
45:41We'd like to give you a sneak peek at what we think could be a new career move for prince
45:45andrew his very own lifestyle show
45:48Thanks for watching last week. My name is adam hills see you next week for the next week
45:59Oh god it's gone everywhere
46:01There's nothing more important in life than being surrounded by friends and family or in my case
46:06Just friends today. I've got some old chums coming over for a straightforward
46:11Shooting weekend and i'm preparing for their arrival by whipping up some of my famous fluffy pancakes here's how i
46:18like to do it
46:19Can somebody please make me some fluffy pancakes
46:25Now while that's going let's prepare a little lemon juice
46:32Squeeze it harder you povo scum
46:36Now if you're anything like me you'll have hundreds of these lying around the house
46:41And i don't like to waste anything that's why i've had mine turned into this lovely centerpiece
46:49Ah smells like boarding school
46:56Looks like the chaps are here
46:58I always like to give my guests a little surprise on arrival and since presentation is everything
47:02I've popped it in a fancy little basket there you go boys
47:08That's right it's a non-disclosure agreement
47:11Sign the form come on in and keep your traps shut
47:15Fucking fluffy pancake anyone
47:27This looks great this is everything we envisioned for this sketch and more
47:32Is it actual is that a real cake
47:33No
47:34No
47:35No
47:35No
47:35No
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