WWE SMACKDOWN 11 APRIL 1999 FULL SHOW HD

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00:00:14Break it down!

00:00:15Hunter, you're going to love this.

00:00:17This is the best footage, I'm like Scorsese, the way I put this together.

00:00:21Come on, come on!

00:00:23You're going to see this, we're going to see this.

00:00:25Dog date the show Monday night.

00:00:27Oh, yeah.

00:00:28Come on.

00:00:29And really, this is some of the best stuff that he has ever done.

00:00:33This is the opening show.

00:00:34Oh!

00:00:35Right off the get-go, this is just dominating the show right behind.

00:00:39Turn number one.

00:00:41Wait, there's two legs!

00:00:42Yes!

00:00:44It's DX!

00:00:45It's all four members of DX!

00:00:46Kid kicks you right in the face.

00:00:48He was like, not the face!

00:00:50The face!

00:00:50I am just trash talking into the match right here.

00:00:54This thing here, McMahon comes out here, watch him try to get him.

00:00:57Look at this.

00:00:57Look at him!

00:00:58Look at him!

00:00:59Look at him!

00:00:59Your nose went right in his clint.

00:01:01That's big man!

00:01:01Look at him!

00:01:03The veins come out of his neck.

00:01:05Look at the veins.

00:01:06He hates us more than anybody.

00:01:08Incredibly so.

00:01:09How's his malatosis right there?

00:01:10He is killing me.

00:01:12What?

00:01:13We're not gonna have another DX night.

00:01:15What are you gonna have?

00:01:16What are you gonna have?

00:01:17Shut the hell up.

00:01:18What a jackass.

00:01:20You're right.

00:01:21I love you guys.

00:01:23You're the best.

00:01:24Thanks.

00:01:26Oh!

00:01:27I wanna hear that.

00:01:28You know that fire he was in?

00:01:30Well that ain't the only thing that got burned.

00:01:33If you know what I mean.

00:01:34What?

00:01:37What the hell?

00:01:38What is that?

00:01:41Did you forget a spot here on the tape?

00:01:42What?

00:01:43I ain't responsible for this.

00:01:44This is an old tape.

00:01:46Just fast.

00:01:46It's my mom's tape.

00:01:47Just fast forward.

00:01:48I had no idea those things were hung like that.

00:01:51What?

00:01:52You do now.

00:01:53Fast forward to me.

00:01:54What's that s***** name that's got a crush on you?

00:01:57What's her name?

00:01:57Tori?

00:01:58Oh my gosh.

00:02:00Well sorry man.

00:02:02I had to tell her the whole truth about the fire.

00:02:06Oh.

00:02:07Oh you didn't have to tell her the whole truth.

00:02:09I loved your biscuit being burnt.

00:02:11This is cold.

00:02:12And now I broke the biscuit.

00:02:13Oh my God.

00:02:14Oh my God.

00:02:16I left grilled dove's breast to the side of man chowder.

00:02:20Big red pedigree.

00:02:22Oh my little family.

00:02:24Beautiful.

00:02:25Very nice.

00:02:26You just stayed the hell out of this.

00:02:28Test.

00:02:29Marry Ned McMahon brother.

00:02:30Get rid of this crap.

00:02:31I heard it was a shotgun wedding anyway.

00:02:33Is that over?

00:02:36Cheater cheater, I'm a bleeder.

00:02:38Clever one.

00:02:39Hey, is it just me?

00:02:40Stop right here.

00:02:41Is it just me or are we just kicking everybody's this shit off?

00:02:44Everybody's.

00:02:45Everybody.

00:02:46Tell me it wasn't our knife.

00:02:49Where's security?

00:02:50Yeah.

00:02:50No security.

00:02:51Stuff like this is going on.

00:02:52Right.

00:02:52Who's letting people in our locker room anyway?

00:02:54I apologize.

00:02:56There he goes.

00:02:57Look at the main thing.

00:02:58Look at the main thing.

00:02:59You're going to defend that WWF title right here tonight.

00:03:02That's when you yell at him right here.

00:03:04You're going to take your shirt off and show him the rifles.

00:03:06Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:03:07Don't kill me.

00:03:08My bench is right off.

00:03:10Where's the door?

00:03:12Look, he's himself right there.

00:03:15Don't you touch my dad?

00:03:17You're yelling at my daddy.

00:03:18Spaz boys.

00:03:20Spaz boys.

00:03:21I want you.

00:03:22I want you.

00:03:25I want you.

00:03:26I want you.

00:03:28He had to start throwing.

00:03:30Look at your arms.

00:03:30Look at these guys.

00:03:31Violence doesn't solve anything.

00:03:33It does.

00:03:33It is not the answer.

00:03:34But I should be there.

00:03:36I'm not trying a little violence on us.

00:03:38Oh, man.

00:03:38He looks serious.

00:03:39Good for the goosey.

00:03:40He's mad.

00:03:40Why does he swing his arms like that?

00:03:42It's like an even singer.

00:03:44There comes a bad part of credit.

00:03:48He's a retard player.

00:03:50Headmaster.

00:03:51And then, of course, you know he can't come down there by himself.

00:03:54He's got to try to bring some kind of argument.

00:03:57Hey, look at that cane.

00:04:00This is probably my agent telling me.

00:04:01And the back end of the whole deal.

00:04:03The rug.

00:04:06Notice he doesn't get in the ring right there.

00:04:07He had to beat his .

00:04:08Look at him.

00:04:09He's coming down.

00:04:10Here they go.

00:04:11Here we go.

00:04:13Hotline on the line.

00:04:14Vince baiting me like talking some crap.

00:04:16Had me dazed with his breath.

00:04:17Smacking me.

00:04:18Shane Wayne comes in and jokes me.

00:04:20Jokes you.

00:04:21He hits you like a girl seven times.

00:04:23Boom!

00:04:23Oh, yeah!

00:04:25Not in the face.

00:04:26Oh!

00:04:27He didn't like a hell of a beat.

00:04:29Oh!

00:04:30One thing about those McMahads, they will take an

00:04:32ticket.

00:04:33Every time.

00:04:36They got about as much fight as a schoolgirl.

00:04:38Now, wait.

00:04:39I want you guys to watch this very carefully right here.

00:04:42Vince McMahon.

00:04:43He's a skilled technician.

00:04:45He comes in the ring.

00:04:45He's a little confused.

00:04:46Not quite sure where he is.

00:04:48He's not comfortable in that.

00:04:49What am I going to do?

00:04:49Should I cheat?

00:04:50Should I...

00:04:50What should I...

00:04:51Oh!

00:04:52I should...

00:04:54Oh!

00:04:55I should get my own kid.

00:04:56I did.

00:04:57I did.

00:04:57And then, Hunter, you ensure that he'll never have kids.

00:05:00Again.

00:05:01Hey, and you don't know how hard it was to aim for those little folks.

00:05:04Yes!

00:05:05Triple H retains a tie.

00:05:07Oh, look.

00:05:08Look at Banzi's there!

00:05:09And still, the World Wrestling Federation Champion, Triple H!

00:05:15So, going into SmackDown this Thursday night, Triple H is still the WWE Champion.

00:05:21The King.

00:05:24I hope that Vince's shot to Shane's head was accidental.

00:05:29I hope that the shot...

00:05:30Hey, what did JR mean by that?

00:05:32I hope the shot on Shane was accidental.

00:05:37That JR is quick.

00:05:39He's clever.

00:06:02will you...

00:06:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, right now...

00:06:32this past Monday on Raw, we welcome you to SmackDown.

00:06:36Michael Cole, Jerry the King, Lawler at ringside,

00:06:39and the sold out Bronx Union Center in Philadelphia.

00:06:42And, King, this massive WWF fans is standing short of electric.

00:06:48Yeah!

00:06:56And what a way to kick off SmackDown.

00:06:59Mankind and Al Snow, the tag team titles on the line, right here tonight.

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00:07:17.

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00:07:24And King, just when we think we've seen it all, another biased,

00:07:28unresearched, and unbased attack on the WWF by the news media.

00:07:32What?

00:07:33A college instructor writing in the Atlanta Journal Constitution this past Sunday.

00:07:37That Al's Nose action figure, which you can see right here,

00:07:41is a gruesome toy which sends a wrong message to kids.

00:07:44Now, they attack head, and listen to this quote.

00:07:47Can play with a woman's severed head serve as anything but

00:07:50a training manual for future spousal abusers.

00:07:53Wait a minute, a woman's severed head, do they not get it, Michael?

00:07:56This is a mannequin's head.

00:07:58This is a mannequin that beauticians practice on.

00:08:00And listen to this quote.

00:08:02The most obvious conclusion is that the package contains a female victim who did

00:08:06not survive or encounter with the muscle figures who surround her.

00:08:09Man, I'm telling you, the only thing gruesome about this is Al Snow's face on this,

00:08:13on this dome.

00:08:14You know what, Walmart just hasn't been the same since Sam Wilson kicked the bucket.

00:08:18Well over 800 pounds.

00:08:21They are the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champion, Crash and Hardcore Holly.

00:08:29Hey, King and folks, what you're referring to is because of this article in the Atlanta

00:08:32Journal Constitution, Walmart has pulled this action figure off its shelves.

00:08:37Give me a break.

00:08:38I just don't get it.

00:08:39No, wait, they don't get it.

00:08:41They don't get it at all.

00:08:42Well, folks, get this.

00:08:44Hardcore Holly and Crash defending the tag team titles against Mankind and Al Snow.

00:08:49And for Mankind and Al Snow, it's not about being partners, it's about being best buddies.

00:08:54Mankind and Al Snow fresh off the big hardcore match victory, tag team victory over the big

00:08:59boss man and Prince Albert this past Monday night on Raw.

00:09:02And speaking of the boss man, what a matchup tonight here on SmackDown.

00:09:06Boss man and the big show.

00:09:08Oh my gosh, Michael, I can't wait for that.

00:09:11It's gonna be, whew, that may be gruesome.

00:09:14So it's gonna be Al Snow starting things off against the super heavyweight Hardcore Holly.

00:09:19Tremendous opportunity for Al Snow and Mankind here as Hardcore Holly is backed into the ropes.

00:09:25The only thing bad about this doll situation or this action figure situation with Al Snow is

00:09:31all this controversy is gonna make everybody go out and it's gonna become highly collectible.

00:09:35He'll make a fortune on royalties.

00:09:36Of course he will.

00:09:37And look at this now.

00:09:38Atomic drop on Hardcore Holly and Al Snow with a big right hand and another one.

00:09:43King, what about D-Generation X putting their spin on the events of this past Monday night?

00:09:48What do you mean their spin?

00:09:50Well, that's what it was.

00:09:51DX told it like it was.

00:09:52You're telling me what they were saying didn't happen?

00:09:55I have to wonder what Vince McMahon thinks about this celebration.

00:09:58And wait a minute.

00:09:59There you see Val Venus looking on and it was Val Venus on Monday night who burned

00:10:05mankind's books in that trash container, the autobiography, Mankind's Life Work.

00:10:12I understand you had a nice little trip with Mankind to the White House the other day.

00:10:16You gotta be kidding me, a nice little trip.

00:10:18I had a nice trip planned till that idiot insinuated himself.

00:10:21I've never been so embarrassed in my life, Michael.

00:10:24Who'd you plan it with that trip?

00:10:26Well, I was gonna take one of the most beautiful women in the WWF, Miss Kitty.

00:10:29Really?

00:10:30Yeah, and we're all in the limo set to go and who shows up at the last minute?

00:10:34Mankind with a couple of his books autographed for the president.

00:10:39Al Snow with the right hand to Crash. Tag titles are on the line here.

00:10:43Al whipped off the ropes, Crash ducks underneath. Here comes Al now.

00:10:46Wow, close fist.

00:10:48Oh, look at Hardcore, referee's back turned, leveling Al Snow, Mankind now in the ring.

00:10:53And here now, the double team by the Holly cousins.

00:10:56Well, I'm just, I'm feeling really frightened now about this whole Mankind-Al Snow team.

00:11:02I thought the Rock and Sock connection was bad, but this could be disastrous if these two get together.

00:11:06Tremendous strength here by Hardcore Holly.

00:11:09There's not a-

00:11:09Al Snow up there a tremendous amount of time.

00:11:11Al Snow and Mankind, there's not a half a brain between them.

00:11:14Look at this.

00:11:14Oh, man.

00:11:15There you go.

00:11:17Two former Hardcore champions in the ring, Hardcore Holly and Al Snow.

00:11:21The super heavyweight like Hardcore Holly, he can hold, he can hold Al Snow upside down as long as he

00:11:25wants to.

00:11:27Who knows what's going to happen here tonight on SmackDown, folks.

00:11:29D-Generation X is here in full force.

00:11:32We saw up at the top of the show, Vince McMahon yet to arrive, but he is expected a little

00:11:37bit later on.

00:11:38Well, last Monday night, DX said it was their night.

00:11:41And you know, Thursday night, SmackDown, it may be their night again tonight.

00:11:45Al Snow off the ropes, big shoulder takedown of Hardcore Holly.

00:11:48Here's Al Snow again up over the top.

00:11:50Oh, what a drop kick.

00:11:52Standing drop kick by Holly, right elevation under the chin.

00:11:55That was nice.

00:11:56Come on, clap your hands, Michael.

00:11:58Can you believe we're just ten days away from Survivor Series on Pay Per View in the

00:12:02Triple Threat Match for the World Wrestling Federation Championship?

00:12:06Wow.

00:12:07Crash Holly top rope, double team right into the ribs of Al Snow.

00:12:12This Crash Holly, tremendous competitor for his size.

00:12:15Snapmare takedown, drop kick back of the head.

00:12:17He can really get up there on those drop kicks too.

00:12:20Look at this.

00:12:20Oh, he's hardcore.

00:12:23That was a wise move.

00:12:24Drew Mankind out of the corner and allows the Holly Cousins to double team again.

00:12:28Al isolated in the corner.

00:12:30Well, I'll tell you, Mankind and Al Snow can be as good of buddies as thick as Steve's.

00:12:35But always remember, blood's thicker than water.

00:12:38And these guys are cousins, the Hollies.

00:12:40They think alike, they look alike, and they fight alike.

00:12:43They're not kissing cousins though.

00:12:45What?

00:12:45Are you perverted or what?

00:12:46Come on.

00:12:47Atomic drop now on Al Snow.

00:12:49Tag team titles on the line here on SmackDown.

00:12:51What a clothesline by Hardcore.

00:12:53Beautiful.

00:12:54Cover now.

00:12:55There's one.

00:12:55There's two Al Snow kicks out before the count of three.

00:12:59Speaking of perverted, look at that mug.

00:13:01The Hollies are fighting champions, always putting those tag titles on the line.

00:13:04Oh, no.

00:13:05Hardcore walked into that one.

00:13:06Cover now, two, and a kick out.

00:13:07Almost three.

00:13:08That was close.

00:13:09Oh, great leg sweep that time by Al.

00:13:14Hardcore Holly, shot to the eyes.

00:13:18Look at Mankind standing there with a tattered shirt.

00:13:21Can you believe he's a best-selling author?

00:13:24Number three on the New York Times bestseller list.

00:13:27Don't get much better than that.

00:13:28A literary big shot.

00:13:29Oh!

00:13:30Oh, no.

00:13:31Hardcore felt that one.

00:13:32And Al Snow now, can he take advantage?

00:13:35Oh, no.

00:13:36Top rope.

00:13:38Al's setting up hardcore here.

00:13:39It's gonna be bad.

00:13:40Look out, suplex.

00:13:42Oh, my!

00:13:42What impact from the top rope.

00:13:44Al Snow with a great suplex.

00:13:46That hurt Al Snow too.

00:13:47And both men are down.

00:13:48Told you Al Snow's an idiot.

00:13:50Can you imagine the impact from the top rope?

00:13:52Both men slamming off the mat.

00:13:53Wait a minute, shoulders are down.

00:13:56Both men got their shoulders up before the count of three.

00:13:58I can't imagine the impact Mankind's have a nice day is having on the authors around the world,

00:14:03the real authors.

00:14:04Gotta take another look at this, King.

00:14:06Yeah!

00:14:07What impact!

00:14:07What a suplex by Al Snow and Mankind now off the tag into the ring.

00:14:12And Mankind going to work on the Holly cousins.

00:14:16Crash into the turnbuckle.

00:14:17Al Snow dumps hardcore Holly out of the ring on the other side.

00:14:20And look at Mankind go.

00:14:22Crash holly meeting each of the turnbuckle.

00:14:24Get in there, ref.

00:14:27Oh, look out Crash.

00:14:28This is gonna be bad.

00:14:29Kick to the midsection.

00:14:31Mankind off the ropes now.

00:14:32There's that knee lift to the chin.

00:14:34Oh, no.

00:14:35Wait a minute.

00:14:36No, wait a minute, Michael.

00:14:37This is what I'm talking about.

00:14:38It's Socko time.

00:14:40That stinking, slimy, smelly Socko, look out.

00:14:43Mr. Socko into the gullet of Crash and Hardcore from behind.

00:14:46Thank goodness.

00:14:48Hardcore makes the save.

00:14:49All four men in the ring now.

00:14:50WWE tag team titles on the line here.

00:14:54Come on.

00:14:55This is gonna be good.

00:14:56Mankind with Russell.

00:14:58Al Snow knocked down Hardcore Holly and Crash.

00:15:01Mankind said no.

00:15:02DDT, double arm, hooks the leg.

00:15:04There's two.

00:15:05It's over, it's over.

00:15:07Mankind and Al Snow, the best friends for the tag team title.

00:15:11The new world wrestling voice in tag team champions, Al Snow and Mankind.

00:15:22Can you believe it, Kane?

00:15:23I don't wanna believe it.

00:15:25Al Snow's done it.

00:15:27No, he didn't.

00:15:28Mankind's done it.

00:15:30They climbed the tag team mountains.

00:15:32And the Hollies outside the ring, arguing with each other.

00:15:36They can't believe it, exchanging blows.

00:15:38They're fighting.

00:15:39They're at each other now.

00:15:40I knew this was gonna happen.

00:15:42Hardcore and Crash upset with one another.

00:15:45A culture of family rift.

00:15:46But the bottom line here, King, is Mankind and Al Snow are now WWF Tag Team Champions.

00:15:55What a way to kick off SmackDown and King with the addition of DX being in the house here tonight.

00:16:01It's been highly anticipated.

00:16:03Finally, the Big Show gets his hands on the Boss Man.

00:16:06There's absolutely no telling what is gonna happen when these two get together.

00:16:10Big Show and Boss Man and everything Boss Man's done to the show in recent weeks.

00:16:14Who knows what's gonna happen in that encounter right here from Philadelphia.

00:16:18Wait a minute.

00:16:19Turn the corner.

00:16:20What's this?

00:16:21There it was.

00:16:21Perfect shot.

00:16:23Easiest buck over here.

00:16:24Easiest buck over here.

00:16:25What else do you know?

00:16:26Well, I appreciate the story, but what I want to ask you about is last Monday when you were off

00:16:29the air.

00:16:31You said, I hope that Mr. McMahon did his shame was an accident.

00:16:34What the hell is that all about?

00:16:35You know, see, I think I spoke too soon.

00:16:37You know, I keep thinking back to the Mr. McMahon of old and a lot of things he did wasn't

00:16:43coincidental.

00:16:44You know, hell, I didn't mean nothing about it.

00:16:45That's all it was.

00:16:46Yeah, I didn't mean nothing about it.

00:16:48You better know.

00:16:49Okay.

00:16:52And we're back on SmackDown and King, the new tag team champions toasting their victory.

00:16:57Al Snow and Mankind.

00:16:58My gosh.

00:16:59We are the champions.

00:17:00We are the champions of the world.

00:17:02Of the world.

00:17:03Champagne.

00:17:05No, no, no, wait.

00:17:06We don't have champagne.

00:17:08We've got good, wholesome, 100% pure American whole milk.

00:17:12Milk?

00:17:13Right here, brother.

00:17:14That would be the best time we've got White Stone.

00:17:17What idiots.

00:17:20I'd like to hang out, but I got some business, I gotta finish.

00:17:23Where are you going?

00:17:23The party's just begun.

00:17:24We're gonna get the JVC to move up.

00:17:26I've seen you look like that before.

00:17:27We're not like KC in the showtime game.

00:17:29I got business.

00:17:29Man, come on back.

00:17:31Where's he?

00:17:32Mankind said he had business to take care of.

00:17:35He needs probably the biggest and only celebration he'll ever have in his life.

00:17:40Well, Snow and Mankind, the new tag team champions.

00:17:43The following Cousins is Daniel Cole, one fall, making his way to the ring.

00:17:45He weighs in at 282 pounds.

00:17:49Tess.

00:17:50And here comes Stephanie McMahon's fiancee, Tess.

00:17:53And what a wonderful night came this past Monday night on Raw for Tess and Stephanie.

00:17:57Usually the man proposes, but this time it was the other way around.

00:18:02I can't believe it.

00:18:04So I'm gonna break from tradition.

00:18:09Andrew, will you marry me?

00:18:17Steph, of course, I love you.

00:18:22Oh, please, Michael, I almost regurgitated when I saw that.

00:18:26What is poor Stephanie thinking?

00:18:28I mean, that was, you gotta tell me, that was gross.

00:18:30Well, I tell you what, King, Tess accepted the proposal.

00:18:33And listen to this, announcing tonight on SmackDown for the first time.

00:18:36The wedding date's been set.

00:18:38It'll be November 29th at the Staples Arena in Los Angeles, live on Raw is War.

00:18:44Oh, you gotta be kidding.

00:18:46Stephanie, please reconsider.

00:18:47You gotta think about this.

00:18:48November 29th?

00:18:49Yes, and King, look at this.

00:18:50Here's a look at the invitation for the wedding of Tess and Stephanie McMahon.

00:18:54The world is invited, including you.

00:18:57Oh, my gosh.

00:18:59Well, that's gonna be a great night in Los Angeles, live on Raw, the 29th of November.

00:19:04Tess and Stephanie DeWitt.

00:19:06And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 268 pounds, Dio Brown.

00:19:16This is bad.

00:19:16That reminds me of the first time I got married.

00:19:18He got married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury.

00:19:22So Dio Brown set to take on Tess, the former European champion.

00:19:26I can tell you folks, there is some excitement here in Philadelphia for SmackDown tonight.

00:19:30Just like there's gonna be excitement Friday night, Rupp Arena, Lexington, Kentucky.

00:19:34The Rock headline's a huge card.

00:19:36We head to Raleigh on Saturday.

00:19:38Stone Cold Steve Austin will be there.

00:19:40And Hershey on Sunday.

00:19:42Hershey, Pennsylvania on Sunday.

00:19:44You know, Tess has been, last few days, seen him bouncing around in the locker room earlier

00:19:49on today.

00:19:50He is on cloud nine.

00:19:51Oh, give me a break.

00:19:53Well, it's gonna be a good matchup.

00:19:55And King, who do you think's gonna win this one?

00:19:57I'm predicting that Tess's head is in the clouds.

00:20:01All he's thinking about is that big wedding day, November 29th.

00:20:05And I guarantee you, D-Lo's gonna upset him.

00:20:06He's gonna beat him right here.

00:20:07Well, there won't be an upset.

00:20:08D-Lo off the ropes.

00:20:09I'm picking D-Lo.

00:20:10Shoulder takedown by D-Lo Brown.

00:20:12Highly athletic for his frame.

00:20:14285-pounder.

00:20:15Big back body drop by Tess.

00:20:17Hey, D-Lo, I picked you.

00:20:19Come on.

00:20:21I guarantee it's gonna be a wild night.

00:20:24Speaking of wild, what in the world are they doing out here?

00:20:27The Mean Street Posse.

00:20:30Well, I'm just thinking, uh...

00:20:32Seriously.

00:20:33I'm gonna be tired today.

00:20:34They can go anywhere they want to.

00:20:35D-Lo Brown hammer away on Tess's head is distracted.

00:20:38Wait a minute.

00:20:41What are they saying up there?

00:20:44I mean, he just makes me sick.

00:20:46Look at him laying in with that.

00:20:47He's such a loser.

00:20:48He's a monkey.

00:20:49Look at his hair.

00:20:50I mean, the hair.

00:20:51Come on.

00:20:52Well, they're talking about Tess.

00:20:53Yes, of course they are.

00:20:55You know, there's a big issue between the Posse and Tess over the past few months.

00:20:59And look at this, great maneuver by Tess.

00:21:01Well, let's face it, Joey Abbs used to be Stephanie's boyfriend, of course.

00:21:05And, you know, they dated, and-

00:21:07I wouldn't even call him a boyfriend or dated.

00:21:09They went out one time, and it was set up by, you know, Stephanie's brother.

00:21:15It didn't work out.

00:21:16Listen, what are they saying up there?

00:21:18Tess almost gets ass warped on his ass from those kids.

00:21:22Oh, come on.

00:21:23He's got it.

00:21:23Look at how he is.

00:21:24It's disgusting.

00:21:25Wait a minute.

00:21:25Cover here by Tess.

00:21:27There's two.

00:21:27D'Lo gets the shoulder up.

00:21:28Oh, my God, do you know why he wears him?

00:21:30I'm sitting in the locker room.

00:21:31What?

00:21:32That kid has got flamingo legs.

00:21:35Flamingo legs?

00:21:36Yeah.

00:21:36I was talking about Tess.

00:21:37Yeah, they're pretty bold, King, when Tess can't hear him.

00:21:39Oh, my.

00:21:40Great counter by D'Lo on the neck breaker.

00:21:42Makes me sick to my stomach.

00:21:44And D'Lo Brown in control.

00:21:45Here's the cover now on Tess.

00:21:47Hooks the leg.

00:21:47There's one.

00:21:48There's two.

00:21:48And Tess gets the shoulder up right before the count of three.

00:21:52And how many people do you know have-

00:21:53D'Lo and Brown a bit putting off by, as well.

00:21:56The posse are up there.

00:21:58And there's a right hand by D'Lo.

00:22:00You know, I would really like to hear what the posse are saying.

00:22:02It's probably more interesting than what you're saying, Michael Cole.

00:22:04Did I say that out loud?

00:22:05I thought you said that.

00:22:07I can't believe it.

00:22:08Oh, oh.

00:22:09You know, D'Lo better get up from that, that's all I know.

00:22:11That's ridiculous.

00:22:12I mean, look at that.

00:22:12D'Lo should be handling this guy.

00:22:14What if they were to have kids?

00:22:16Can you imagine?

00:22:17Yes.

00:22:17They'd be beautiful children.

00:22:18Oh, give me a break.

00:22:19When Tess was a baby, you're so ugly.

00:22:21Well, I had to have tinted windows on his incubator.

00:22:22Come on, King.

00:22:24D'Lo, nice cross body.

00:22:25Caught him with a heel kick that time under the chin.

00:22:27And D'Lo in control of Tess, who's been a bit distracted by the posse's presence on the stage.

00:22:32Oh, he's just thinking about the wedding day.

00:22:33And here comes the leg drop.

00:22:34Here we go.

00:22:35Oh, yes.

00:22:36D'Lo rolls into the cover, hooks the leg.

00:22:38Could be it.

00:22:39Two.

00:22:39Tess just gets the shoulder up before the count of three.

00:22:42Come on, Rip.

00:22:43I picked D'Lo.

00:22:44Hey, what?

00:22:44He's always pointing to you, though.

00:22:45He's shops at Kmart.

00:22:46He's always pointing right at you, though.

00:22:48That's another reason why he's probably marrying Tess.

00:22:49You know what's so good?

00:22:51Oh, yeah.

00:22:52Big ass talking about shopping at Kmart.

00:22:54Look at his sweater.

00:22:54And here's D'Lo.

00:22:55Top throw, axe handle.

00:22:57Wait a minute.

00:22:59D'Lo landed wrong, and he clutched that left knee of his.

00:23:04Well, perhaps D'Lo blew out the knee, and Tess leaning over D'Lo.

00:23:11He's hurt.

00:23:11Yeah, D'Lo looked like he may have blown out his knee coming off the top rope.

00:23:15Looked like he may have landed wrong.

00:23:18Hyper extended it.

00:23:19Referee checking on him.

00:23:20Wait a minute.

00:23:20Look at that.

00:23:20D'Lo rolls test over.

00:23:22Here's the cover now.

00:23:25Did you see that?

00:23:26Yeah, and D'Lo got him.

00:23:29That was a count of three.

00:23:31D'Lo Brown.

00:23:32Here's your winner, D'Lo Brown.

00:23:35D'Lo upset Tess.

00:23:36Well, the competitive instinct of D'Lo obviously just took over as he rolled up Tess there after

00:23:42blowing out his knee.

00:23:43I told you Tess didn't have his mind on this match.

00:23:46He got beat by a one-legged guy.

00:23:48Come on, King.

00:23:49And you see he's a bit concerned.

00:23:51Tess just showed a little bit of compassion there.

00:23:53Yeah, that's Tess and all of those.

00:23:55I guess he's a little bit in touch with his, well, I won't say feminine side, but

00:23:58he's a little too emotional of late now that he's all in love.

00:24:01Well, for one moment there, Tess, well, he went to Andrew Martin.

00:24:05And Andrew Martin was a bit concerned about D'Lo Brown.

00:24:08And now Tess is gonna help D'Lo up.

00:24:11Well, he really hurt.

00:24:12Watch out, Tess will probably try to attack D'Lo now.

00:24:16Tess is a sore loser, I know that for sure.

00:24:19Well, D'Lo picks up the win over Tess, but he may have lost the war.

00:24:24Looked like he injured that left knee coming off the rope.

00:24:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:24:27All right, man, he came up here.

00:24:29All right, dang.

00:24:30Get out of here.

00:24:30Where's he at?

00:24:31You see him?

00:24:31He here?

00:24:32He left him doing.

00:24:33See him?

00:24:33Hey, we gotta hang out again like the old days, okay?

00:24:35Yeah, have a drink on up.

00:24:36Freak.

00:24:37I don't partake of alcohol, you jerks.

00:24:40Yeah, that's what's wrong with you.

00:24:41I'm not listening to him.

00:24:42Give me a drink.

00:24:42I can't hear you.

00:24:44I can't hear.

00:24:45Look, I just wish you were kind of young about this time.

00:24:48You know, everybody's making a huge deal out of this.

00:24:50I told you the same thing that I told Austin earlier tonight.

00:24:54The same thing.

00:24:54Well, let The Rock tell you this.

00:24:56Know your role and shut your mouth.

00:24:58The Rock just wants to know when we went off the air last Monday night,

00:25:01you had said you hoped that Vince hitting Shane in the head with the title belt was an accident.

00:25:05What in the living hell did you mean by that?

00:25:08I think I spoke too soon.

00:25:10That's as simple as that.

00:25:11I thought about the Mr. McMahon of old.

00:25:14And the Mr. McMahon of old.

00:25:16So, so, so whatever comes at you just comes out of old JR's mouth.

00:25:19Comes right out of old JR's mouth.

00:25:20Sometimes it does, Rock.

00:25:21Sometimes it does.

00:25:22Well, The Rock says this.

00:25:23If you're lying to The Rock, The Rock will take that 10-gallon cowboy hat you got,

00:25:27fill it back up with monkey ,

00:25:28turn that some sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.

00:25:33Oh my gosh, did you hear that?

00:25:35And now the WWF Boot of the Week brought to you by Luggs.

00:25:40Tough boots built for the city.

00:25:42That's Luggs.

00:26:00That was the WWF Boot of the Week brought to you by Luggs, boots and jeans with attitude.

00:26:06Luggs, decide and conquer.

00:26:12We're back on SmackDown from the First Union Center in Philadelphia.

00:26:15And as you just saw in the Luggs Boot of the Week came,

00:26:18what a wild match.

00:26:20Too cool was involved in this past Monday night.

00:26:22Oh, it was something else.

00:26:23But, I mean, you can expect nothing but excitement anytime you see these two guys.

00:26:27Because they are too cool.

00:26:29The following tag team contest is scheduled for Woodfall.

00:26:32Big as they were in the ring at a combined weight of 438 pounds.

00:26:37Scotty Too Hotty and Grandmaster Sexe and Scotty Too Hotty?

00:26:49Yeah, what?

00:26:50What's up with that?

00:26:51What?

00:26:53So Too Cool set for tag team action and what a night it's already been on SmackDown.

00:26:57We have new tag team champions, Mankind and Al Snow.

00:27:01D-Generation X is here in full force.

00:27:03Big and company for the ring by Terry.

00:27:06Out of the line, right up for 130 pounds, and Jeff the Hardy Boy.

00:27:13Oh, baby.

00:27:15Look at that hair.

00:27:16So it's the Hardys against Too Cool and King.

00:27:18I'm getting a really, a rather uneasy feeling about tonight here on SmackDown.

00:27:23Why is that?

00:27:24First off, we see Mankind roaming around looking for Val Menas, apparently after what

00:27:28Val did to his books Monday night on Raw.

00:27:30Oh, baby.

00:27:31Oh, baby.

00:27:32Go ahead.

00:27:32And then we saw last week on Raw at the end of the show, Vince McMahon hitting Shane McMahon

00:27:38with the belt, which would appear to be an accident.

00:27:40But apparently so far the Rockets Stone Cold Steve Austin are wondering if it was an accident

00:27:45after what JR said going off the air Monday night.

00:27:48Okay, okay, so JR said, you know how JR is.

00:27:51He's always shooting his mouth off, talking without thinking.

00:27:54He just said he wondered if it was an accident or not, but of course it was an accident.

00:27:58You think Vince McMahon would hit his own son on purpose?

00:28:00Yeah, well, nonetheless, with DX here as well, I don't have a good feeling about tonight here

00:28:03on SmackDown.

00:28:04Well, I'll tell you what.

00:28:04When Vince McMahon gets here, I'll have him tell you himself.

00:28:07And Vince is apparently on his way.

00:28:08He's due here on SmackDown.

00:28:10And look at Scotty Too Hotty go, working on Jeff Hardy.

00:28:13Oh, look out.

00:28:14And Jeff, tremendous hurricanrana, takes him down.

00:28:17Scotty Too Hotty.

00:28:18He's cool.

00:28:19You just don't get it, Michael, because you're not cool.

00:28:21If these two are cool, I don't want to be cool.

00:28:23And here now comes Grandmaster Sexy, Brian Christopher.

00:28:28Don't worry about it, Michael, because you're not cool.

00:28:31Do what?

00:28:31Taylor whipped into the corner now.

00:28:33Here comes Christopher, big sandwich.

00:28:35And the heart he's cooking on all cylinders here.

00:28:37You're so confused tonight.

00:28:38Here comes who?

00:28:39That's Grandmaster Too Sexy.

00:28:41Oh, oh.

00:28:42Jeff flying through the air.

00:28:43Scott Taylor catches the clothesline by Matt.

00:28:46And Matt hammering away with the right hands.

00:28:48Here's the cover now.

00:28:49There's two and a kick out.

00:28:50Look at Terry.

00:28:51Oh, yeah.

00:28:51You know what her favorite candy bar is?

00:28:53What?

00:28:54Mounds.

00:28:56Oh, baby.

00:28:57And Taylor now tags in Christopher.

00:28:59The Hardys, of course, winning the services of Terry at the Terry Invitational

00:29:04after a tremendous ladder match.

00:29:06The greatest in WWE history against Edge and Christian.

00:29:10Nobody home for a Grandmaster Sexy.

00:29:13There you go.

00:29:13And look at this now.

00:29:14There you go.

00:29:15Matt's top rope.

00:29:15Big take down.

00:29:16Into the cover now.

00:29:17Hook of the leg.

00:29:18Two.

00:29:18And Christopher somehow kicks out.

00:29:20Will you quit calling it, Christopher?

00:29:22And let's take a look at this now.

00:29:24Move like this, reminiscent of that ladder match.

00:29:28Oh, man.

00:29:28Boop to the face by Matt.

00:29:30And Matt now climbing second rope.

00:29:31Look out now.

00:29:32This is dangerous.

00:29:34Oh.

00:29:34Went for the tornado DDT.

00:29:36Couldn't get it.

00:29:36That was cool.

00:29:37Oh, that's cool.

00:29:38And Terry doesn't like what she sees as she looks on.

00:29:40I like what I see.

00:29:41Of course.

00:29:42And Taylor now in.

00:29:43All those curves, all those curves and me with no breaks.

00:29:46Come here.

00:29:47Why can't Terry come over and sit by us?

00:29:48I think you can go away.

00:29:49Call her over.

00:29:50And look at Scott now, up over the top ropes.

00:29:54Tag made.

00:29:55Jeff in the ring.

00:29:56And you're gonna see some high flying action here.

00:29:59Oh, my.

00:30:01Scotty too hot.

00:30:02He's out.

00:30:05And Jeff bringing this Philadelphia crowd to its feet here on SmackDown.

00:30:09And look at Scottie.

00:30:10Speaking of feet.

00:30:11And the double team now, referee's backs turned.

00:30:14And look at Christopher.

00:30:15Oh.

00:30:15Matt over the top rope into the power bomb.

00:30:17Hardy's head crashing off the mat.

00:30:19The mat, that's the floor.

00:30:20Hardy seems to love it.

00:30:24That is cool.

00:30:25That isn't even cooler.

00:30:26Oh, let me up.

00:30:27I wish I was in this match.

00:30:28Oh, baby.

00:30:29And look at Matt off the stairs with a clothesline.

00:30:33Knocking Christopher down.

00:30:35Well.

00:30:36And it allows too cool to double team Jeff.

00:30:38Matt is hot, isn't he?

00:30:42You like that.

00:30:43You find that humorous.

00:30:44What do you mean?

00:30:45Oh, I guess you don't.

00:30:46You know that was cool.

00:30:47That was too cool.

00:30:49Jeff whipped across the ring.

00:30:51What's he want?

00:30:53Grandmaster sex egg.

00:30:54And what does he need with his goggles?

00:30:57He wants to see this in 3D, maybe.

00:30:59Yeah, 3D, all right.

00:31:01Look at that.

00:31:01Oh, my.

00:31:01Oh, no.

00:31:02He's gonna need him, because he's seeing double now.

00:31:04Oh, no.

00:31:06Hey, Christopher, second rope turnbuckle.

00:31:08Taylor wants a tag, and he's gonna get it.

00:31:10And here comes Scott Taylor.

00:31:12And here comes Matt as well.

00:31:13And Matt with the right hand.

00:31:14And another one to Christopher.

00:31:16And now, honey, gaining momentum.

00:31:19Christopher scooped up and slammed down.

00:31:23Matt setting him up, and Christopher from behind.

00:31:25There you go.

00:31:27Jeff injured in the corner.

00:31:29Double teamed by too cool.

00:31:30Matt with a boot to the face.

00:31:32Setting up Christopher.

00:31:33Caught him with a neck breaker.

00:31:34Oh, my.

00:31:35Wow.

00:31:35Here's the cover on Taylor.

00:31:37And Christopher breaks up the count.

00:31:39Will you get the names right?

00:31:40Grandmaster Sexy breaks up the count.

00:31:43Yes.

00:31:44Russian leg sweep.

00:31:45And he breaks Hardy's face in the bargain.

00:31:48And referee Jimmy Corderas explaining to Christopher he's not the legal man.

00:31:52Wouldn't count the three that time.

00:31:55And look out now, Jeff flying through the air.

00:31:57Now Christopher over the top rope.

00:31:58And Taylor doing some sort of dance in the ring.

00:32:03Yes.

00:32:04And Scottie Tuhati, and look at Terry.

00:32:06Oh, baby.

00:32:08Terry up on the apron.

00:32:10And I think Scottie Tuhati is gonna moonwalk right on over there.

00:32:14Yeah, she's a hottie.

00:32:15Oh, hey.

00:32:16Terry with a slap to the face.

00:32:18What's up with that?

00:32:18Can Matt capitalize now?

00:32:21Lifts him up and over.

00:32:22Nice suplex.

00:32:23Jeff climbing the ropes.

00:32:24Jeff to the top rope.

00:32:26Look out.

00:32:26Sent to the sternum.

00:32:30Get in there, Grand Masters.

00:32:31Jeff hooks the leg.

00:32:33And it's over.

00:32:34Terry pays dividends.

00:32:36Jeff and Matt pick up the win.

00:32:38Here are the party boys.

00:32:40Did you see what?

00:32:42Oh, baby.

00:32:45Whoo.

00:32:47Oh, what's the matter with you now, huh?

00:32:49She's an attractive woman.

00:32:52Terry with the assist.

00:32:54Matt and Jeff with the win.

00:32:56And Too Cool can't believe it.

00:32:58I'm gonna tell you, this one's too cool right here.

00:33:00Another look at the Senton Bomb.

00:33:01Jeff off the top rope from the elevation.

00:33:04Head to the stern.

00:33:05Another look.

00:33:06It's not the view.

00:33:08Scotty Scotty, guys.

00:33:11High-flying team of the Hardys.

00:33:13Pick up the win.

00:33:14Hey, wait a minute.

00:33:15And here we are, Mankind on the search for Val.

00:33:17Hey, Mankind.

00:33:18Who are you looking for Val?

00:33:20Yeah, you know who he is?

00:33:21You know who he is, though.

00:33:22He sometimes takes out with Delilah's.

00:33:24I have a dog named Delilah.

00:33:25Pleasure Barn.

00:33:26Pleasure Barn.

00:33:26Or even Pinkies.

00:33:27Delilah's Pleasure Barn Pinkies.

00:33:29Thanks a lot, girls.

00:33:30Remember, hugs, not drugs.

00:33:32Those are the Godfather's hugs.

00:33:34He's so hot.

00:33:35He's hot.

00:33:36Are you serious?

00:33:36He's so cute.

00:33:37I don't even think he's big.

00:33:39How gross!

00:33:40My concern here is with Candy.

00:33:42He has already experienced enough trauma, thanks to X-pop.

00:33:45So, please help us.

00:33:47What's going on?

00:33:48Tori, I understand your concern.

00:33:50I know where you're going with this.

00:33:51When we went off the air Monday night on Raw, I said that I hope when Vince hit his son

00:33:56Shane,

00:33:56that it was an accident.

00:33:58I spoke off the top of my head.

00:34:00I spoke too soon.

00:34:01The same thing I told Austin tonight.

00:34:03The same thing I told The Rock.

00:34:05I'm telling you both the truth.

00:34:07I didn't mean anything about it.

00:34:09Really.

00:34:13Olympic gold medal champion, Kurt Angle.

00:34:16If I could describe myself in one word, I'd have to say dedicated.

00:34:21Because anytime I dedicate myself to be the best at something, like I did in amateur wrestling,

00:34:27or any other decision I do, I stay focused on that one goal.

00:34:31I followed a simple set of rules that have gotten me a lot of success in life.

00:34:36I call it the three I's, intensity, integrity, and intelligence.

00:34:42Kurt Angle, the most celebrated real athlete in WWF history.

00:34:49Wow, did they say real athlete?

00:34:50Wait a minute.

00:34:51Uh-oh.

00:34:52We're at the First Union Center in Philadelphia here on SmackDown.

00:34:55And someone's arriving.

00:34:56A limousine arriving.

00:34:58It's been a wild night already, folks.

00:35:01Who do you think it is?

00:35:02I have no idea.

00:35:05There he is, the chairman of the World Wrestling Federation.

00:35:08Vince McMahon is here on SmackDown.

00:35:11And maybe now we can get some answers.

00:35:12Yeah, now we'll get to the bottom of this.

00:35:14Uh-oh.

00:35:16What is Vince McMahon gonna do?

00:35:19DX for the celebration earlier on, they're here in mass.

00:35:22And many of the superstars pressing to Jim Ross for what he said when Raw went off the air Monday

00:35:26night.

00:35:27Pressing to whether Vince hitting Shane with the belt was an accident.

00:35:30Well, we'll go find out.

00:35:31And it is for the World Wrestling Federation European Championship.

00:35:37Introducing in the ring, the challenger from Toronto, Canada.

00:35:41Weighing in at 242 pounds, Edge.

00:35:46So Edge set to take on Bulldog for the European Championship.

00:35:50And tonight's SmackDown is brought to you by Lego Mindstores.

00:35:54Robots, you can troll them.

00:35:56And by WWF, the music volume four.

00:35:58Get the latest and greatest official WWF Superstar entrance themes.

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00:36:04And by Arizona jeans, at least part of you is comfortable.

00:36:09Oh yeah.

00:36:15Here's the bullet for Manchester England.

00:36:18Weighing in at 250 pounds.

00:36:20Being accompanied by the Mean Street Posse.

00:36:23He is the World Wrestling Federation European Champion.

00:36:28The British Bulldog.

00:36:31Wow, Michael, we get graced with the presence of the Mean Street Posse already twice tonight.

00:36:36So it's Edge against the Bulldog for the European Championship.

00:36:39I'm sure the Posse aren't going to be impartial observers at ringside in this one.

00:36:44You know, I had no idea that the Mean Street Posse were such witty guys.

00:36:49Witty?

00:36:51Did you hear their comments about Test earlier?

00:36:53You know, Michael, there's actually one too many of us out here at this broadcast booth,

00:36:57and I think it's you.

00:36:58Those guys would make a great broadcast team or partner for me.

00:37:02You'd love that, wouldn't you?

00:37:04Well, they'd be entertaining at least.

00:37:06European Championship on the line.

00:37:09Bulldog against Edge.

00:37:10Bulldog winning the European title last week here on SmackDown,

00:37:14beating D-Lo Brown thanks to the Mean Street Posse, Bulldog's new running buddies.

00:37:19Now, there you go already.

00:37:21What?

00:37:22Well, you know, casting disparaging remarks on the Posse.

00:37:26Edge a tremendous young athlete.

00:37:29Ducks underneath Bulldog.

00:37:30He's the much quicker of the two.

00:37:31Bulldog holds the power.

00:37:33Enseguried by Edge.

00:37:34Did you see that?

00:37:35Vince McMahon has just arrived at the First Union Center in Philadelphia,

00:37:39and I'm extremely interested in what he's gonna have to say about what's sort of an

00:37:44interrogation of sorts of Jim Ross.

00:37:46Well, I can tell you what he's gonna say.

00:37:49I mean, let's face it, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:37:53Oh!

00:37:53Hey, wait a minute.

00:37:55Well, look, he just showed up.

00:37:56Look at that, look who's here.

00:37:57Edge's partner, his brother, Christian, wait a minute, crossbody, lateral press,

00:38:00hook of the leg, and a kick out.

00:38:01He's got no right to be here.

00:38:03And where'd he come from?

00:38:03Through the crowd again, I guess.

00:38:04He's got as much right to be here as the Posse do.

00:38:08Bulldog with a shot to the small in the back.

00:38:10We've got company again here.

00:38:12Wait a minute, this is getting kind of strange.

00:38:15Well, it's getting strange all right, but I can tell you this, the sides are about to get even.

00:38:19The Headbangers, who have a serious issue with the Posse, who upset the Headbangers by a cheating

00:38:25on Sunday Night Heat this past week, and the Headbangers haven't taken too kindly to it.

00:38:30I think all of these guys just wanna see a great match.

00:38:32They just wanna see this championship, this European title be defended.

00:38:36Look at the strength of the Bulldog.

00:38:37Yes.

00:38:38Edge up there a good five, six, going on seven seconds.

00:38:41Look at this.

00:38:42The Bulldog going for a perfect ten.

00:38:46And Edge felt that one dropped in the middle of the ring.

00:38:48Yeah, he felt it after all the blood had rushed to his head.

00:38:51A volatile situation here at the ring.

00:38:53You've got Christian in the Headbangers.

00:38:55You've got the Mean Street Posse.

00:38:56Bulldog into the cover now.

00:38:57Two and a kick out by Edge.

00:38:59European Championship on the line.

00:39:01Bulldog the champion, Edge the challenger.

00:39:03This is not necessarily a volatile situation.

00:39:06I mean, I think the Mean Street Posse can control their feelings out here.

00:39:11They're just rooting on the Bulldog.

00:39:13Look at them, they're like cheerleaders, so to speak.

00:39:16You might take some clothing tips from the Mean Street Posse.

00:39:20Edge with momentum.

00:39:21Edge off the ropes.

00:39:23Bulldog misses with the right hand.

00:39:24Edge caught him with a heel kick.

00:39:25Caught him with a heel kick to the chest.

00:39:27Man.

00:39:28Knocking the wind out of Bulldog.

00:39:30And Edge trying to win the European Championship.

00:39:33Oh, what a clothesline.

00:39:35Knocking Bulldog down.

00:39:36Come on, Bulldog.

00:39:38Uh-oh.

00:39:38Edge is so quick side rushing leg sweep.

00:39:41You know what's sad about this?

00:39:42What?

00:39:43Edge has probably never even been to Europe.

00:39:46Edge climbing the ropes.

00:39:46Trying to be the European Champion.

00:39:48Top rope now, Bulldog in trouble.

00:39:50Maybe seeing stars.

00:39:52What a drop kick.

00:39:53Missile drop kick from the top rope.

00:39:55Bulldog outside the leg.

00:39:56Look at that, did you see that?

00:39:57Christian with a DDT.

00:39:59Did you see that?

00:40:00Christian level Bulldog with a DDT.

00:40:03Referee never saw it.

00:40:04There's your own interference.

00:40:06Spear by Edge.

00:40:07Here's the cover.

00:40:08Hooks the leg.

00:40:09Two.

00:40:09And Joey Abbs breaks out the count.

00:40:11That was close.

00:40:12And the Posse and Christian going at it.

00:40:14Headbangers in the ring.

00:40:15And now we've got a free for all.

00:40:18Come on, Raff.

00:40:20Edge had Bulldog beaten with a spear.

00:40:23And Joey Abbs interrupted the count.

00:40:25Yeah, he gave him the spear after Christian had done the damage on the Bulldog.

00:40:29The Headbangers singling out the Posse.

00:40:32Pete Gass and Rodney in trouble.

00:40:35See the poor Posse come down here minding their own business,

00:40:38trying to watch a European title match.

00:40:40And this is the thanks they get.

00:40:41Look out.

00:40:42The Headbangers giving it to Pete Gass.

00:40:50Well, Edge picks up the victory.

00:40:52He made the disqualification, but he won't get the title.

00:40:55Bulldog retains the European Championship on SmackDown.

00:40:59That was close.

00:41:01The Edge had to think one with a spear.

00:41:04But Joey Abbs interrupted the count.

00:41:07Uh-oh.

00:41:09I'm sorry, I just don't, I don't get it.

00:41:13What possible, what possible explanation can you give for that comment you made at the end of Raw on Monday

00:41:23night?

00:41:23What possible explanation?

00:41:25I made a mistake.

00:41:26You made a mistake?

00:41:28Right.

00:41:29You made a mistake when you thought I could actually hit my own son with that WWF title?

00:41:37Huh?

00:41:37That was a mistake?

00:41:39Don't you understand how I felt?

00:41:41I wanted my son Shane to be the World Wrestling Federation Champion.

00:41:45And you can say what you did at the end of that program.

00:41:50And all you've got to say now is you've made a mistake.

00:41:55So as you stand there now, just tell me, was it a mistake or not?

00:42:01How do you feel about it now, JR?

00:42:04I think it was an accident.

00:42:06After looking at it and thinking about it, I think it was an accident what you did.

00:42:08But, and I'm offering my apology, but all I was trying to do is miss my job.

00:42:12Just wanted to do my job, that's it.

00:42:15I'm sorry.

00:42:17Your apology is accepted.

00:42:20Wow.

00:42:23Well, King, I can tell you, we're back on SmackDown, but I'm not quite sure.

00:42:28We're, wait, hey, it's Mankind.

00:42:30What in the world?

00:42:32You're the manager, right?

00:42:33Yes.

00:42:33The Godfather's hoes told me I could find Val Venus at Delilah.

00:42:37Do you know the Godfather's hoes?

00:42:39I know it's a hoes, but I'm looking for Val Venus.

00:42:42Val's not here.

00:42:42I've been here all night.

00:42:44Well, maybe old George will jog your memory, Mr. Manager, man.

00:42:48Hey, you're not here.

00:42:49Would you like a dance video?

00:42:51I would, but I'm just afraid you might get hurt on my big-ass new championship belt.

00:42:57I think Val Venus is at that other place.

00:43:04Mankind just took the tip, King.

00:43:06Are you ready?

00:43:09Oh, man.

00:43:11Can you believe?

00:43:12I can't believe what I'm seeing.

00:43:14I'm speechless.

00:43:15Mankind searching for Val and Delilah.

00:43:18Did he turn down a lap dance?

00:43:20Yes.

00:43:21He's a bigger idiot than I thought.

00:43:25Well, here comes Trouble.

00:43:28Here comes Trouble.

00:43:30Pick up DX!

00:43:31Yahoo!

00:43:33They are the most controversial group in the history of the World Wrestling Federation.

00:43:38They've been reformed and reunited, and they're raising hell once again.

00:43:43That's a great little man.

00:43:45Break it down!

00:43:49Woo-hoo!

00:43:50We are ten days away from Survivor Series on pay-per-view, where Triple H will defend the

00:43:58World Wrestling Federation Championship in a triple threat match.

00:44:02But tonight, we saw DX King offering their spin, so to speak, on their accomplishments of this past

00:44:08Monday night on Raw.

00:44:09It was a DX night.

00:44:11What a night they had on Raw.

00:44:13Let me tell you something.

00:44:14Right here tonight on UPN SmackDown, I got a feeling.

00:44:18I got a DX kind of feeling right now, Michael.

00:44:24You know, you might not like DX's actions, but they're all tremendous athletes.

00:44:28They're cocky, but most of all, they're smart.

00:44:33I can't believe you're admitting that.

00:44:36Triple H, the champion, flanked by X-Pac.

00:44:38Usually, you're out here saying they're degenerate.

00:44:41Mr. Rass and the Road Dog.

00:44:46DX claiming last week that they're here to take over the World Wrestling Federation.

00:44:51They put Chairman Vince McMahon on notice.

00:44:54And that game, that ultimate chess game, has begun.

00:44:59The problem is, DX is listening to nobody, especially they're not listening to Vince McMahon.

00:45:04Well, let's listen to DX, what do you think?

00:45:09You know, guys, it seems to me lately that the world cannot get enough of us.

00:45:25You know, the entire world is in love with D-Generation X.

00:45:33Look at all the signs, Michael.

00:45:36That's proof, look.

00:45:36I don't think the whole world can love it.

00:45:38I mean, come on, and I can't really blame you.

00:45:40We're the coolest guys here.

00:45:43We beat everybody's ass.

00:45:45We tell you we're gonna do it, and we do.

00:45:49Can't argue with that.

00:45:53Now, Monday night, you got to see

00:45:57the great D-Generation X in all our glory.

00:46:05It's DX night.

00:46:07You get to see things like the D-O-double-G.

00:46:14Doing it doggy style.

00:46:17As he kicked the living hell out of the people's chump, The Rock.

00:46:28You get to see the real master of disaster, X-Pac.

00:46:37You know those hats are cool.

00:46:39Beat the living hell out of Kane and his crispy little pal.

00:46:46What show is he watching?

00:46:47And you got to see the badass.

00:46:56With one shot of his mighty soup bone, split the eye clean open on the rattlesnake.

00:47:06As he bled all over the ring.

00:47:12What are you looking at me for, Michael?

00:47:13You know that's true.

00:47:14But above all that.

00:47:16Now, hey, that stuff was great.

00:47:18You guys, let me tell you.

00:47:20Let me be the first to tell you.

00:47:21You guys are the greatest.

00:47:23You know what I'm saying?

00:47:24You guys are great.

00:47:27But, Monday night, the coup de grace.

00:47:30The best part of the show had to be the World Wrestling Federation Championship match.

00:47:41It's a mutual admiration society.

00:47:43And as a treat to you guys, because you're my bros, you know, as a treat to you guys.

00:47:48And all these people here, we're gonna take a little look at that very match.

00:47:59Shane McMannequin against the one and the only, the WWF, oh, golly.

00:48:07That's gonna, oh, now that's Vince McMahon hitting his own flesh and blood in the head.

00:48:17Can you believe that?

00:48:19Oh, you gotta admit, that's good aim right there, hitting him in the .

00:48:25That's real funny.

00:48:26Right on the Moneymaker.

00:48:29Now, when the show came to a close, the one thing that I couldn't help but hear was

00:48:40good old JR sit at the announce table and say,

00:48:46Matt, do you think it was a mistake for Mr. McMahon to hit his own son Shane in the head?

00:48:52I just hope that was an accident.

00:48:56Got the accent down perfectly.

00:48:58You think that was an accident?

00:49:01JR just said he misspoke.

00:49:03So, without further ado, DX will now let you in on the best kept secret today.

00:49:14Uh-oh, what's this?

00:49:15Because that's the way we are. We always tell you people the truth. We're always straight up.

00:49:22Yeah, right.

00:49:23What?

00:49:23Without further ado, let's bring out the newest member of D Generation X.

00:49:34My gosh.

00:49:36Vince McMahon.

00:49:37What?

00:49:38What a fuck for SmackDown.

00:49:40You gotta be kidding me.

00:49:41Look at this.

00:49:42Vince McMahon, what's going on?

00:49:47Man, I can't believe it.

00:49:50Vince McMahon, the newest member of DX.

00:49:54This is the biggest shock ever.

00:49:58I can't believe what I'm seeing here, folks.

00:50:02Triple X.

00:50:03Vince McMahon has joined DX.

00:50:05They got the jersey sport, but this is gonna be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

00:50:14I can't believe this.

00:50:17Vince McMahon joins DX.

00:50:28Should McMahon join DX?

00:50:37Quite frankly, gentlemen, I'll join the Girl Scouts.

00:50:44For the love of ****, it's a billion-dollar company on the stock market.

00:50:48The stock's going through the friggin' roof, and we can't get a mic that works?

00:51:00That's just one more reason why you should be with us.

00:51:04Because we will always have a stick that performs.

00:51:12I'd rather join WCW than join DX.

00:51:16Oh, man!

00:51:17What?

00:51:18What?

00:51:20Vince McMahon, tell me like it is!

00:51:22WCW?

00:51:25So, I hope you've had all your fun last Monday, and I hope you have more fun tonight when in

00:51:33that very ring.

00:51:36Uh-oh.

00:51:36I smell trouble.

00:51:40D-Generation X will compete in a Survivor Series eight-man elimination matchup.

00:51:49Oh, yeah!

00:51:50Hey, what's he talking about now?

00:51:53Against my son Shane.

00:51:57Uh-oh.

00:51:59Against Kane.

00:52:01Whoa!

00:52:03Against The Rock.

00:52:05Yeah!

00:52:06Yeah!

00:52:08And again, Stone Cold.

00:52:11Yeah!

00:52:12Tonight, right here on SmackDown.

00:52:15Are you kidding me?

00:52:17Vince McMahon.

00:52:20He's trying to destroy DX here tonight.

00:52:23Tonight on SmackDown, Shay, Austin, Kane, and The Rock versus DX, a Survivor Series style elimination matchup.

00:52:34What else is gonna happen tonight on SmackDown?

00:52:38Well, Kane, listen to this huge news.

00:52:40Next week, SmackDown, it's Thursday night, Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger is gonna be in the house next week.

00:52:47Oh, shit!

00:52:50Yeah, this is the type of place that Venus would hang out in.

00:52:53Hey, Val!

00:52:54Hey!

00:52:55Hey!

00:52:55What the hell?

00:52:56What the hell?

00:52:56You got a 50 underarm in there.

00:53:00Michael, look at this!

00:53:01Fantasy room, huh?

00:53:02I'm looking.

00:53:02Good shows, huh, Val?

00:53:03You like the beef, don't you, Val?

00:53:06Hey, sorry, buddy, sorry.

00:53:09Come on, Val, you fuck burning bitch.

00:53:11Come on out of here, you fuck burning bitch.

00:53:13You're not Val, are you?

00:53:15Get in there and clean yourself up, you pervert.

00:53:19Hey, partner, Marie.

00:53:20Is she still around?

00:53:23What is he doing?

00:53:24He's watching movies.

00:53:25What do you think he's doing?

00:53:27Don't get on the train.

00:53:29Man, man, Conor, the search for Val, Venus taking a detour.

00:53:33Well, folks, the train's pulling in to First Union Setup.

00:53:37Yeah, speaking of the Red Light District, here we go.

00:53:42The following contest is scheduled for a one fall.

00:53:46Making its way to the ring from the Red Light District,

00:53:49weighing in at 320 pounds, The Godfather.

00:53:54Baby, you know, gang, we saw The Godfather's Hose earlier,

00:53:57giving us mankind directions on where he can find Val Venus.

00:54:01Yeah, now that idiot's on a mission, trying to find the book burning Val Venus.

00:54:06He's sidetracked.

00:54:07He's pumping quarters into the peep show.

00:54:10Well, his Godfather makes his way to the ring.

00:54:12A blockbuster announcement just made by Vince McMahon later on tonight.

00:54:16Eight-man Survivor Series style elimination tag match.

00:54:20DX may be up over their heads now, because they gotta meet Austin, The Rock,

00:54:24Shane McMahon, and Kane here tonight on SmackDown.

00:54:28Man, I can't believe that.

00:54:31What a war that's gonna be.

00:54:33DX trying to pull a joke.

00:54:34Vince McMahon may have gotten the last word here tonight.

00:54:38Did you really think Vince McMahon was the newest member of DX?

00:54:41No, I didn't.

00:54:42I knew he wasn't.

00:54:44You did, though.

00:54:45But I can't believe that he's putting this match together.

00:54:48It's time, once again, for everybody to come aboard the Hose League.

00:54:55Hey, I know that I ain't the only one.

00:54:57What?

00:54:57Is there any pimps up in this house?

00:55:02Oh, yeah.

00:55:03Well, to all y'all that know that the Godfather, the real Godfather,

00:55:08be Pimpin' Hose nationwide.

00:55:11Man, I want you to reach in that bag.

00:55:14Roll a fatty for this Pimp Daddy.

00:55:16Light that sticky green up and say, Pimpin' ain't easy.

00:55:20Say it, Michael.

00:55:22It sure looks like fun.

00:55:24Y'all wanna see some more?

00:55:25Huh?

00:55:26What?

00:55:27Yes.

00:55:27Ladies, take them shirts off.

00:55:30What?

00:55:30Yeah, baby, come on with it.

00:55:35Wait a minute.

00:55:36What is this?

00:55:37Yeah, Y2J spoiling the party.

00:55:40You're not kidding.

00:55:42I can't see anything now.

00:55:46He's Chris Jericho, Y2J set to go one-on-one with the Godfather.

00:55:53Wait a minute.

00:56:00I wanted him to keep the lights off, I was gonna get in the ring and feel my way around.

00:56:04In just ten days, it's Survivor Series, Jericho meets Chyna for the Intercontinental title.

00:56:10I'll be honest with you, Pimpin' ain't easy to watch.

00:56:16I mean, nobody came here to see a bunch of scantily clad young women dance.

00:56:23Nobody?

00:56:24What about me?

00:56:25No.

00:56:26They came to see Y2J.

00:56:30Wow.

00:56:31Just like nobody wants to see a frail, cowardly woman as a champion.

00:56:40Uh-oh.

00:56:41They want to see Y2J.

00:56:44Did you say Chyna was frail?

00:56:45So, Chyna, what I'm gonna do is after our match at Survivor Series, I'm gonna let you be my personal

00:56:54hoe.

00:56:56Oh.

00:56:57Oh, yeah.

00:56:59Please.

00:56:59I know it's something you're excited about because I know you've got a sexual crush on Y2J.

00:57:07And with a gorgeous face like this, can you blame her?

00:57:11Michael, you know he is handsome.

00:57:14I also know you like to lay on your back.

00:57:16Hell, you slept with half the boys in the dressing room already.

00:57:20Whoa.

00:57:21Oh, come on now.

00:57:23But your dream of a lifetime is gonna come true when after our match at Survivor Series,

00:57:31when I'm all dirty and sweaty and I make you get down on your knees.

00:57:38Uh-oh.

00:57:40Pucker up your lips and kiss my big, shiny, intercontinental championship belt.

00:57:50Uh-oh.

00:57:51You will never, ever forget it.

00:57:58Y2J completely out of line, King.

00:58:00Look out.

00:58:00And now, Chris Jericho hammering away on The Godfather.

00:58:03And I'll tell you one thing right now, come November 14th on Pay Per View,

00:58:06Jericho may very well get his from the ninth one to the world, Chyna.

00:58:11And how in the world do you go around calling,

00:58:13saying he's gonna make Chyna his hoe at Survivor Series?

00:58:17I don't know, he said it though.

00:58:19I gotta see it to believe it.

00:58:22Godfather, big clothesline knocking Jericho down.

00:58:24Tell you what, Jericho can be described in many ways.

00:58:27He's a master manipulator.

00:58:28He's a whiner.

00:58:29And there's Chyna, the Intercontinental Champion of Miss Kitty watching this match intently.

00:58:35And you know she had to hear everything that Jericho said.

00:58:38You really think Chyna heard that she's gonna have to be a hoe at Survivor Series?

00:58:41Yeah, I think she heard that.

00:58:44Jericho also says Chyna has a sexual crush on him.

00:58:48Godfather whipped off the rope.

00:58:49Jericho's spinning heel kick, caught him on the chin.

00:58:52We're saying Jericho, I don't know.

00:58:54I just, I can't buy that now.

00:58:56I don't know about Chyna having a sexual crush on anybody.

00:59:00And Jericho kicked in the midsection, right-handed by Jericho again.

00:59:04Y2J is a crybaby.

00:59:06He is a whiner, but he is a tremendous athlete.

00:59:08Wait a minute, what's he trying to do with the hose?

00:59:14Godfather, wait a minute, what the hell is that?

00:59:18The hose, what do you mean?

00:59:20Looked odd there, for a second, Jericho nice suplex.

00:59:23We got a fifth hoe out here now.

00:59:25And Jericho off the second rope, caught Godfather.

00:59:28White hand, and Jericho again.

00:59:32And King, look out, look at this.

00:59:34King, what are they doing?

00:59:38The hose are coming in the ring.

00:59:39The hose are going to the ring, but- Get these hose out of here.

00:59:42Look at that, look like a hoe to me.

00:59:48Jericho hammers on the- What is this?

00:59:49Hey!

00:59:51Kick to the chin.

00:59:52Was that, that looked like the- Wait a minute.

00:59:56King, that looks like the steamy kick.

00:59:59Hole trained by the Godfather.

01:00:02Rolls Jericho over, hooks the leg, the cover.

01:00:05Godfather wins.

01:00:06The Godfather wins, but the story here is one of the hoes as well.

01:00:10Here's your winner, Godfather.

01:00:11It wasn't a hoe.

01:00:13Look at that.

01:00:14You know who that is, King?

01:00:15Yeah, Stevie Richards in drag.

01:00:17Stevie Richards, dressing up as a Godfather's hoe, nailed Jericho with a Stevie kick.

01:00:23We gotta beat that in Delilah's and the Godfather for the man of victory.

01:00:29And Y2J, not too pleased.

01:00:31That's no way to treat the Intercontinental Champion, I can't believe this.

01:00:35He's not the Intercontinental Champion.

01:00:37Well, there will be a Survivor Series.

01:00:39Jericho meets China at Survivor Series on Pay-Per-View in ten days.

01:00:44My God, I wish I was a referee.

01:00:46Look at referee, Timmy White.

01:00:48Timmy White's all aboard the hoe tray.

01:00:51My gosh.

01:00:53Those, this is gonna cost him.

01:00:56Those hoes are good for nothing, but they're never bad for nothing.

01:00:59King Lillian Garcia standing by with Stevie Richards.

01:01:03What?

01:01:04Listen, I gotta ask you, what is your obsession lately with Chyna?

01:01:09Who wouldn't think the world of Chyna, Lillian?

01:01:12Who would not think the world of Chyna?

01:01:14I mean, look at her.

01:01:14She's so muscular.

01:01:16She's so athletic.

01:01:18She has such a nice tan.

01:01:20Her wrestling ability.

01:01:22I mean, let's face it.

01:01:24She's one big piece of ass.

01:01:26Okay, all right.

01:01:27Now listen, let's just move on to the Survivor Series.

01:01:29Now, you're the only one that has gone against Chyna and Chris Jericho.

01:01:32So what is your prediction?

01:01:34Okay, let's do it this way.

01:01:36Give me a C.

01:01:37Give me an H.

01:01:39Give me an I.

01:01:40Give me an N.

01:01:41Give me an A.

01:01:42Chyna, Chyna, Chyna.

01:01:45What?

01:01:46What in the world?

01:01:47Don't worry about the J.R.

01:01:48I mean, there's nothing about that.

01:01:50You know, I know, except, no problem.

01:01:52You know, all that is kind of straight eight-man tag.

01:01:55That's it.

01:01:56It's all about teamwork.

01:01:57It's all about the teamwork.

01:01:58Have you seen Stone Cold?

01:02:00No.

01:02:01I don't see how much way he might be.

01:02:03You know, I'll go find him, okay?

01:02:05Okay.

01:02:06Okay.

01:02:07Knock him dead.

01:02:10Hey, I'm gonna go back to the arena and find out for the holes where Val went, okay?

01:02:14Hey, buddy, that's my car.

01:02:18Look at this.

01:02:18That's my car.

01:02:19Look.

01:02:20Hey, that's my damn car.

01:02:22They're doing Mankind's station wagon.

01:02:23He stayed too long in the peep show.

01:02:26Yeah, Mankind enjoyed himself a little too long, folks.

01:02:29We're back on SmackDown.

01:02:30And I can tell you the first Union Center in Philadelphia is Jack.

01:02:34In anticipation of tonight's Survivor Series style eight-man elimination matchup.

01:02:39Set up by Vince McMahon.

01:02:41DX meets Stone Cold, Kane the Rocket Shane.

01:02:45Well, the 1999 Survivor Series is brought to you by Nokia.

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01:02:53That's right, the Survivor Series is just over a week away on Sunday, November 14th.

01:02:57And it'll come to you live on pay-per-view from the sold out Joe Lewis Arena in Detroit, Michigan.

01:03:03Hey, Steve.

01:03:04Uh-oh.

01:03:09Steve.

01:03:12Steve, let me have a word with you.

01:03:22Well, obviously, King, Stone Cold wasn't in the talking mood.

01:03:26Wait a minute, this is.

01:03:26What was the bounce?

01:03:27They are in between Crusher's legs.

01:03:30I picked his little butt up, and I threw it right on his head.

01:03:33Yeah, Al, that was great the first ten times you told us.

01:03:36This is fantastic.

01:03:42Hey, that's Val Venis, King, what's he doing here?

01:03:44Val Venis is hammering away on Al Snow.

01:03:47I don't know, Val was that delighted.

01:03:49Mankind got him to beat his best interest to find me before I find him.

01:03:55Well, Val Venis, we thought he left the building, but

01:03:57he gave Al Snow a little bit of a warning for mankind.

01:04:02Wow.

01:04:03Man, where's Val going now?

01:04:05Uh-oh, uh-oh.

01:04:06Thank you very much, ladies, for delivering the message.

01:04:09Anytime.

01:04:11All right.

01:04:12Did you hear that?

01:04:13I heard that.

01:04:14Well, coming up next, Big Boss Man may have to pay for his sins when he meets The Big Show.

01:04:19The Boss Man escalated this war Monday night.

01:04:23I'm getting taped up because I'm going to get my hands on The Boss Man.

01:04:26I'm going to get my hands on Prince Albert.

01:04:28I'm going to get my hands on both of them.

01:04:30What's that?

01:04:31What the hell is that?

01:04:33What is that?

01:04:34What is that?

01:04:35The Boss Man and Prince Albert are locking the door.

01:04:37Big Show, fuck you.

01:04:38What about your father, boy?

01:04:40The Big Show's going down, and what?

01:04:44The Boss Man and Prince Albert are putting on, that looks like gas masks.

01:04:49They've done that early.

01:04:50I've never seen anything like that in my life, and now it's another assault.

01:04:55All those, those noxious fumes.

01:04:57Big Show's got to have some help.

01:04:59He needs help now.

01:05:00The Big Show gasping for air.

01:05:10The Big Show is brought to his knees by those noxious fumes, and there he is.

01:05:15The Big Show's been waiting for this for a long time.

01:05:18Next, he finally gets his huge face on The Boss Man.

01:05:22Oh my gosh, he's on his way.

01:05:26Kane, Kane, can you hear me, Kane?

01:05:30I didn't exactly expect you, Tori, but give him a message for me if you would.

01:05:36Tell Kane, I said good luck in the eight men elimination tag team match, all right?

01:05:40I sure will.

01:05:41Thanks.

01:05:46Well, Kane, it was confirmed on Monday night that Kane and

01:05:49Tori, well, they have some sort of relationship.

01:05:52Yeah, they got a relationship.

01:05:54They're romantically linked, but as she's seen, well, you heard what

01:05:57you heard what X-Box said about Kane's little crispy printer.

01:06:01You think Tori's seen that yet?

01:06:05Well, The Big Boss Man, a marked man, making his way to the ring.

01:06:10And he could be meeting his worst compare here tonight.

01:06:13Pulling fantasy is a four-one fall.

01:06:15Making his way to the ring from Cobb County, Georgia.

01:06:18Weighing in at 305 pounds, The Big Boss Man.

01:06:25You know, you can describe The Boss Man in many different ways, Kane.

01:06:28Vile, sadistic, the things that he has done to The Big Show.

01:06:32In the past few weeks.

01:06:34My gosh.

01:06:35Why don't you go up there and describe The Boss Man's violence?

01:06:38His opponent, he weighs in at 500 pounds, The Big Show.

01:06:45The Big Show walking with a purpose to the ring.

01:06:48I think we should probably move away from here.

01:06:51His eyes focused on The Big Boss Man.

01:06:53He's been waiting for this day for a long time.

01:06:56In a right hand by the seven foot two 500 pounder.

01:06:59And what a boot to The Big Boss Man.

01:07:01You know, he told me Monday during an interview, King,

01:07:03that The Big Show doesn't know what he's capable of.

01:07:06Oh, there's a lot of pinup rage inside The Big Show.

01:07:09And he literally, he wants to hurt The Boss Man.

01:07:11He wants to hurt him bad.

01:07:12The Boss Man has brought this upon himself, King, plain and simple.

01:07:16The Boss Man has driven The Big Show to this.

01:07:19That's good.

01:07:21Run away and maybe live quite another day.

01:07:24You see the way The Big Show came down the ramp.

01:07:26Uh-oh, look out.

01:07:27The glassy eyes focused on The Boss Man.

01:07:29Look out, Boss Man.

01:07:30Watch your back, here he comes.

01:07:32And back from behind.

01:07:34Boss Man trying to make it out of Dodge.

01:07:35And he's gonna be rolled down the ramp by The Big Show.

01:07:39Three, two, three, four.

01:07:41And The Big Show again with a right hand.

01:07:44Referee Teddy Long calling for the bell.

01:07:47But to be honest, King, I don't think that's gonna stop The Big Show.

01:07:50I don't think so either.

01:07:51This isn't about a wrestling match.

01:07:53This is about Big Show getting revenge on Boss Man.

01:07:57It's about him hurting Boss Man.

01:07:58He wants to hurt him bad.

01:07:59This is personal.

01:08:00No.

01:08:04The Big Show learning a few weeks ago is dead.

01:08:07No, terminally ill with cancer.

01:08:09And The Boss Man has preyed on the emotions of The Big Show ever since that moment.

01:08:15And Boss Man for the ride.

01:08:17My God.

01:08:17Tokeslam.

01:08:19Over 300 pounds lifted high in the air.

01:08:21And here comes Prince Albert, The Boss Man's accomplice.

01:08:25His partner in crime in The Big Show gonna take it out now on the 360 pound Prince Albert.

01:08:31That Prince Albert too, look out.

01:08:34Man, did you see that strength?

01:08:38This is unbelievable.

01:08:40And now some help into the ring now to try to get The Big Show off this relentless attack.

01:08:45That's Dave Hebner, he's the head of the officials here.

01:08:47No, no, no, no, he's got Dave Hebner now.

01:08:50Tony is in there as well.

01:08:51No way.

01:08:52He's going for the ride.

01:08:55You're crushing.

01:08:56What?

01:08:57That's Slaughter, that's Sergeant Slaughter.

01:09:00Tony is fired.

01:09:01Man, The Big Show has lost it.

01:09:05The margin in charge, look at this.

01:09:08Tony Guerrero got a ride as well.

01:09:10The Big Show could care less about rules, referees, the people in the crowd.

01:09:16He's wild, he's wild with emotion.

01:09:18Somehow the Boss Man has escaped, I think, Michael.

01:09:20I don't see, is he coming over here?

01:09:22Look out.

01:09:26The Big Show, wild with emotion, destroying referees, superstars, officials, agents.

01:09:34My, look at his face.

01:09:37Rock smells up, there you go.

01:09:40And there's The Rock, the people's champ.

01:09:43We are moments away from the eight man elimination tag.

01:09:47And now, JVC Kaboom Box, the portable music system with dual subwoofers,

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01:09:57Vince has got the title bell.

01:09:59McMahon's gonna take Kelsey's head off.

01:10:01All right, Vince has seen, what?

01:10:04Vince McMahon inadvertently has seen.

01:10:06Double A's retains the title.

01:10:08It was an accident, wasn't it?

01:10:09Of course it was an accident.

01:10:11That was the JVC Kaboom of the Week.

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01:10:26We are back on SmackDown from the First Union Center in Philadelphia.

01:10:31And what a matchup.

01:10:33An eight man Survivor Series style elimination match set up by Vince McMahon earlier this evening.

01:10:42It'll be D-Generation X against Shane McMahon.

01:10:45Kane, The Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

01:10:49The final recovery comes in the beginning of the nation Survivor Series.

01:10:54Sponsor contact.

01:10:55In the way, one of the co-owners of the World Wrestling Federation, Shane McMahon.

01:11:01And, Kane, as we just saw in the JVC Kaboom of the Week, the controversy started when we went off

01:11:06the air on Monday Night on Raw.

01:11:07Yeah, well, what was your opinion of it, Michael?

01:11:09What'd you think?

01:11:10Uh-oh, wait a minute.

01:11:11Wait a minute.

01:11:12And here comes one of Shane's partners, the Big Red Machine, Kane.

01:11:18And his partner, he weighs him at 326 pounds, Kane.

01:11:25And then earlier on this evening, here on SmackDown, DX introduced who it called the newest member of D-Generation

01:11:33X, Vince McMahon.

01:11:34But Vince wasn't going for it.

01:11:36No, Vince wasn't going for it at all.

01:11:38As a matter of fact, he got so hot, he said he'd rather join WCW than join DX.

01:11:43And then he put this match together, this Survivor Series style match.

01:11:47But you know what's weird?

01:11:48We saw Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock.

01:11:52And even Kane wouldn't have anything to say to Vince McMahon.

01:11:55No!

01:11:57These guys won't talk to Vince.

01:11:59What's up with that?

01:11:59They're not in a talking mood as they get ready for what's gonna be a war.

01:12:05If you smash The Rock, it's Kane.

01:12:12And the partner from Miami, Florida weighing at 275 pounds, The Rock.

01:12:23You can feel the electricity, The Rock on his way to the ring.

01:12:29Feel the electricity, the roof almost blew off this place.

01:12:32The Rock with a huge score to settle with D-Generation X.

01:12:36Over what amounted to be an ambush attack on Raw Monday night.

01:12:40And this place is sold out.

01:12:42Look around, Michael.

01:12:42Everybody, every one of these people are on their feet right now for The Rock.

01:12:46And in 10 days, it's Survivor Series on Pay Per View.

01:12:50The Rock meets Triple H and Stone Cold for

01:12:53the WWE Championship in a Triple Threat Match.

01:12:57Well, I've seen a lot of Survivor Series, but I got a prediction.

01:13:00This is gonna be the greatest one of all time, Michael.

01:13:05Survivor Series, November 14th from the sold out Joe Louis Arena in Detroit.

01:13:13Wow, uh-oh.

01:13:20The winner's at 10-pointer with Victoria, Texas.

01:13:26Winning at 252 pounds, Draco Steve Austin.

01:13:34Well, you're right, Michael.

01:13:35That rattlesnake doesn't look like he's in a talking mood.

01:13:38I wondered if he was really gonna show up.

01:13:40But here he is.

01:13:41He wants them at DX.

01:13:43And speaking of somebody who has a huge score to settle with D-Generation X,

01:13:48Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Texas Rattlesnake.

01:13:53Who, as we mentioned, involved in the main event of Survivor Series with The Rock and

01:13:57Triple H for the WWF title.

01:14:01Well, you mentioned having a score to settle with DX.

01:14:03Every one of these members of this team, everybody in the ring right now has a score to

01:14:08settle with DX.

01:14:09Yeah, but how well are they gonna get along as partners tonight?

01:14:12Austin, Rock, Kane, and Shane.

01:14:15Well, that's what's gonna make it interesting, Michael.

01:14:18Their opponents, out of combined weight of 887 pounds.

01:14:23The Road Dog, Jesse James, Xbox, Mr. Ask, and the World Wrestling Federation champion,

01:14:30Triple H, the Generation X.

01:14:34And as we mentioned, it's an eight man elimination Survivor Series style matchup.

01:14:39Rules are the same as Survivor Series.

01:14:42Once a person is pinned or submits, you must go back to the locker room.

01:14:45You're eliminated.

01:14:46Yeah, leaving your team to battle at a disadvantage.

01:14:49The match continues until there's one man or one team standing.

01:14:55And here we go now.

01:14:56It's gonna be Shane McMahon with a spear, starting things off against the Road Dogg.

01:15:00My gosh.

01:15:01Vince McMahon has got his son Shane pumped.

01:15:04Uh-oh, he just got popped.

01:15:06Road Dogg with the right hand to Shane, who came with an eyelash of winning the WWF

01:15:09Championship Monday night on Raw.

01:15:11And what an athletic move by Shane.

01:15:13Flying through the air, catching Road Dogg in the chest.

01:15:16Covered out by Shane.

01:15:17There's two and a kick out by the Road Dogg.

01:15:18I gotta give Shane credit.

01:15:19He's pretty athletic.

01:15:21I mean, he'll risk life and limb.

01:15:23He'll fly all over the ring.

01:15:24But you know he can't hang with DX.

01:15:26He just doesn't have the experience.

01:15:27Wise move there by the Road Dogg as he tags in X-Pac.

01:15:32DX isolating Shane in that corner.

01:15:34Shane, of course, the least experienced on his team.

01:15:36He's not a wrestler.

01:15:37And he's in the wrong corner, too.

01:15:39And X-Pac now hammering away with Shane.

01:15:41Some bad blood, bad history between these two individuals.

01:15:45Shane off the ropes, ducks underneath the right hand, and he catches X-Pac with an elbow.

01:15:52And now X-Pac to his feet.

01:15:54Shane misses, heel kick, caught him in the face.

01:15:59Boy, you can feel the tension here.

01:16:01D-Generation X claiming they're gonna take over the World Wrestling Federation.

01:16:05Won't follow any rules, even though it's laid out by the owner of the company, Vince McMahon.

01:16:10See, here's the smart thing about DX.

01:16:12They know to keep Shane in their corner.

01:16:14These guys think alike.

01:16:16They're a cohesive unit.

01:16:17And they'll give you a crack shot here in the- Uh-oh, to the end.

01:16:19And Triple H, again, drawing The Rock, Kane, and Austin out of the corner,

01:16:23allowing DX to isolate and triple-team Shane McMahon.

01:16:27What a smart move, what'd I tell you?

01:16:29Well, DX, been together for a long time.

01:16:31They know each other, would have the advantage in this matchup, in that aspect.

01:16:35Shane whipped across the ring.

01:16:37X-Pac now, nobody- No!

01:16:39Whoa!

01:16:40X-Pac hit the top turnbuckle.

01:16:42Shane desperately needs to make a tag.

01:16:45Can he get to the corner?

01:16:46Can Shane make it to the corner?

01:16:49And he does, and here comes Kane with a huge score to settle.

01:16:52X-Pac, it's Kane!

01:16:54And it was X-Pac who stabbed Kane in the back last week on SmackDown.

01:16:59He also called Kane's go- And Kane, one for the Rope Dog, one for Triple H.

01:17:06Austin's in.

01:17:07And the last end, here we go.

01:17:08All hell is broken off.

01:17:10I'm afraid that's it for X-Pac.

01:17:12Backbreaker of X-Pac, Mr. Ass going for the ride.

01:17:15Boot to the face, Austin Rock outside the ring.

01:17:20Now Kane's outside the ring.

01:17:23No!

01:17:23Kane gonna climb the ropes, X-Pac to his feet, X-Pac's in La La Land.

01:17:27Kane's gonna fly!

01:17:28Kane, 318 pounds off the top rope.

01:17:31Just flattened X-Pac.

01:17:32What athletic ability by the Big Red Machine.

01:17:34No.

01:17:36And X-Pac's gonna go for the ride, and a low blow by Badass Billy Gunn.

01:17:41Famouser, Famouser, Famouser.

01:17:44He caught him with a Famouser, but Kane sat right up, right up.

01:17:47X-Factor, X-Factor, hook of the leg.

01:17:51X-Pac's eliminated Kane.

01:17:54Can you believe it?

01:17:55The Famouser.

01:17:56Kane is eliminated.

01:17:58And the X-Factor did Kane in, but he's up already.

01:18:01Yeah, but Kane's not through.

01:18:02X-Pac's gonna go for a ride.

01:18:04Wait a minute.

01:18:06It's about to be eliminated.

01:18:08The Famouser by Billy Gunn.

01:18:10Wait a minute.

01:18:11Shane's gonna cover X-Pac now.

01:18:12Hooks the leg.

01:18:13And a kick out after two.

01:18:14And a kick out after two.

01:18:14That was close.

01:18:16It was the Famouser and the X-Factor that eliminated Kane.

01:18:19Now Shane McMahon in the ring.

01:18:22And Shane here is away on X-Pac, but look at this.

01:18:24Look who's coming down to the ring.

01:18:26On his way down.

01:18:28What's he doing here?

01:18:36We're back on SmackDown and look at Shane with a spear on X-Pac.

01:18:40This is an eight man elimination matchup.

01:18:42Kane has already been eliminated.

01:18:44DX has a four on three against Shane McMahon, Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock.

01:18:49And Shane's in trouble.

01:18:50X-Factor to Shane.

01:18:51That's it.

01:18:51By X-Pac.

01:18:52That is it.

01:18:52This should be it.

01:18:53Cover by X-Pac.

01:18:54There's two and it's over.

01:18:56Shane McMahon's been eliminated.

01:18:58DX with a four on two against The Rock and Austin.

01:19:01And it goes on.

01:19:04And The Rock bring the people out of their seats.

01:19:06Well, the Survivor Series rules.

01:19:09Triple H from behind.

01:19:10Going to one team is completely eliminated and I'll tell you it's looking bad for the team of,

01:19:15well, whose team is it now?

01:19:17The Rocks or the Rattlesnakes?

01:19:18Stone Cold and The Rock started with Kane and Shane.

01:19:21Kane and Shane have been eliminated.

01:19:23DX now with all four members still alive, still fresh, and The Rock being isolated.

01:19:29I still don't understand why Vince McMahon is out here.

01:19:31He's just standing here at ringside, glaring up into the ring.

01:19:34The Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation, Vince McMahon, watching from ringside.

01:19:39The Rock and Austin partners here tonight.

01:19:42But in ten days on pay-per-view at Survivor Series, The Rock and Austin will be opponents,

01:19:47with Triple H in a Triple Threat match.

01:19:49Cover by Road Dogg.

01:19:50Rock could be done in a kick out after two.

01:19:52Wow.

01:19:55Road Dogg measuring The Rock, right hand, Rock blocks it, and here comes The People's Champ.

01:20:00Battling back now.

01:20:01My gosh.

01:20:01And Road Dogg again.

01:20:05Stone Cold yet to be in this matchup, legally that is, and Rock with the right hand.

01:20:12Reversal, Rock, do-si-do.

01:20:14Road Dogg up top.

01:20:15It's about to drop.

01:20:17Rock caught him.

01:20:19Covers the Road Dogg, hooks the leg, and Dogg gets the shoulder up after two.

01:20:22Get a tag, get a tag, get out of there.

01:20:24It's The Rock and Austin against D-Generation X.

01:20:27Road Dogg in the ring as Triple H, X-Pac, and Billy Gunn get valuable rest time.

01:20:32And look at the Triple Team- Look at this.

01:20:33By the angry pack of wolves.

01:20:35Rock maybe shot down on the entire DX.

01:20:37Uh-oh.

01:20:37But Road Dogg took advantage.

01:20:41Look out, Rock bottom time, setting him up, Rock bottom by Road Dogg.

01:20:45Look at him.

01:20:46Hooks the leg, there's one, two, Road Dogg's eliminated.

01:20:50It's now three on two in favor of DX.

01:20:53That's all right, that's all right, DX still got the advantage.

01:20:55Three on two, you're right.

01:20:57And X-Pac now in, battling The Rock, and The Rock battling back, right hands.

01:21:01X-Pac ripped off the ropes, ducks underneath The Rock, caught with a spinning heel kick.

01:21:06That's it, there's two, Rock gets the shoulder up.

01:21:10King, this is the kind of action you're gonna see Sunday to November 14th at Survivor Series.

01:21:16Look at that, X-Pac cannot believe that The Rock was able to get that shoulder up.

01:21:21Uh-oh, X-Factor, nope.

01:21:24X-Pac setting up The Rock for Triple H, here's the WWF Champion.

01:21:29And here's a preview of Survivor Series, the Triple Threat Match, Triple H, Austin and The Rock.

01:21:33And that was a cheap shot by the champion.

01:21:36No, that was a very smart move right there.

01:21:39Well, I agree with you on that point, because he drew Austin out of the corner.

01:21:42Out!

01:21:43Right.

01:21:43Referee distracted, but it was a cheap shot nonetheless.

01:21:46Well, see, the game is so smart.

01:21:47Everybody knows that Austin's a hothead.

01:21:49Brought him right in there and allowed him to do damage to The Rock.

01:21:51Badass Billy Gunn drops Rock on his head, here's the cover now.

01:21:54There's two and a kick out again by The Rock.

01:21:56Boy, and still, Vince McMahon sitting here glaring up into that ring.

01:22:00Speaking of glaring, look at that.

01:22:03The Rattlesnake wants desperately to get into this matchup.

01:22:06Here comes X-Pac into the ring.

01:22:08X-Pac well rested.

01:22:10Kick to the ribs, X-Pac with the right hands, and a chop now to the chest.

01:22:14Wow.

01:22:18Reversal, X-Pac off the ropes, boot to the midsection.

01:22:22DDT by The Rock, desperation maneuver.

01:22:24Right on X-Pac's head, right on his face.

01:22:28Desperation maneuver by The Rock.

01:22:31And Austin, wants a tag.

01:22:37Triple H as well.

01:22:39X-Pac trying to crawl to his corner.

01:22:41Even Vince McMahon over here, I think he just, I think he's screaming, Rock, get up.

01:22:48Can you hear Vince leading the cheers?

01:22:51He's getting into this.

01:22:52Can Rock get to Austin?

01:22:53He does.

01:22:54Here comes Austin.

01:22:55Here comes Austin, right hand, right hand.

01:22:59Austin on fire.

01:23:01Stone Cold.

01:23:02There goes Billy Gunn.

01:23:04There goes Triple H.

01:23:06But X-Pac was lying in wait and caught him with a spinning heel kick.

01:23:10That's where the numbers advantage comes into play.

01:23:13X-Pac, look out, stutter, stutter.

01:23:17Austin stunned X-Pac.

01:23:19X-Pac's eliminated.

01:23:21And it's two on two.

01:23:25Austin and The Rock against Triple H and Billy Gunn.

01:23:29And now it's Badass Billy Gunn and Austin.

01:23:32That's right, Badass Billy Gunn's the guy that put the stitches in the eye.

01:23:37And the right hand's from Austin.

01:23:39He's trying to punch Billy Gunn's eye.

01:23:40And here it comes to Austin, delivering the elbow.

01:23:46Kicks to the midsection now by the Rattlesnake.

01:23:48It's two on two, Rock and Austin against Triple H and Billy Gunn.

01:23:52What a war this has been.

01:23:55Uh-oh, look at this.

01:23:56This continues until one team has been entirely eliminated.

01:24:00Kane and Shane gone from The Rock and Austin's team.

01:24:02X-Pac and Road Dog gone from DX.

01:24:04And we're actually seeing Austin and The Rock work as a team here.

01:24:09Yes!

01:24:10They have to to survive, King.

01:24:11They have to work together.

01:24:13Swinging neck breaker now.

01:24:14Rock slamming Billy Gunn down.

01:24:16And you know what this means?

01:24:17No.

01:24:18Let me say it, Michael.

01:24:19Sit down.

01:24:20Don't get too excited.

01:24:21It's just the most electrifying move in sports entertainment.

01:24:26And Triple H with another cheap shot.

01:24:29Drawing Austin out.

01:24:30And Austin with the right hand.

01:24:33And look at this now.

01:24:34Mr. Rass rolls him over.

01:24:35But The Rock reverses.

01:24:37He's got Billy Gunn.

01:24:38Look at this.

01:24:39He got him.

01:24:40The Rock has eliminated Mr. Rass.

01:24:44And Billy Gunn just made The Rock pay for it.

01:24:47But Billy Gunn's eliminated.

01:24:49It's now two on one.

01:24:50Rock and Austin against Triple H.

01:24:52This doesn't look good for the game, I'll tell you that.

01:24:54Uh-oh.

01:24:55Wait a minute.

01:24:56Pedigree time.

01:24:58Pedigree.

01:24:58What happened here?

01:24:59Hooks the leg.

01:25:00Triple H delivered the Pedigree.

01:25:02And it's it.

01:25:03Rock has been eliminated.

01:25:06The Rock beaten and battered.

01:25:09The Pedigree from Triple H.

01:25:11This is it, Michael.

01:25:11Look at Vince McMahon.

01:25:12This Survivor Series style match is down to one on one.

01:25:16And it's Austin and Triple H.

01:25:18Who'll be in the same ring at Survivor Series with a WWF title on the line and

01:25:22a Triple Threat match.

01:25:23Stone Cold Steve Austin and the WWF champ squaring off now.

01:25:26Look at The Rock.

01:25:27And Austin with the right hand.

01:25:28Rock doesn't wanna go back, but he has to.

01:25:30It's between Austin and Triple H now.

01:25:32Don't be a poor sport, Rock.

01:25:35Triple H caught him in the face.

01:25:37A face buster.

01:25:38Broken nose.

01:25:39And look out, and he hung Triple H up, Austin did.

01:25:43And both men, double clothesline, and both men are down.

01:25:46Wow.

01:25:47Referee outside the ring, trying to get The Rock back to the locker room.

01:25:50And look at Vince.

01:25:51Vince has a chair.

01:25:54Referee.

01:25:55Vince McMahon with a chair now.

01:25:56What are you doing, Vince?

01:25:57Vince McMahon with a chair, but Triple H has it.

01:26:00Triple H has it.

01:26:02And Vince, Vince has the belt.

01:26:04Vince has the championship.

01:26:06Vince McMahon.

01:26:07No, no, Vince McMahon clocked Austin.

01:26:11What?

01:26:12Vince hit Austin.

01:26:13Triple H with a cover, no.

01:26:15It was inadvertent.

01:26:16No. Wait a minute.

01:26:17Triple H wins, DX wins the match.

01:26:21Here are your winners, the Generation X.

01:26:24Vince McMahon clocked Stone Cold with a championship.

01:26:29Why?

01:26:31Wait a minute, and look at Austin.

01:26:33Wait a minute, Austin.

01:26:35Break it down.

01:26:36Triple H and DX wins.

01:26:38Look at Austin thinks that McMahon did that on purpose.

01:26:40He didn't do it on purpose.

01:26:41And Triple H from behind.

01:26:44Oh my, Vince McMahon hit Austin with the championship.

01:26:48King, it was deja vu from Monday night.

01:26:51When Vince hit his son, Shane, costing Shane a matchup.

01:26:54Tonight, he hit Stone Cold with the championship belt.

01:26:58He's cost Austin this match.

01:27:01And Triple H.

01:27:02I don't think Vince, I don't think Vince believes what he just did.

01:27:06Stone Cold looking back and King, King, I gotta ask the same question, JR asked.

01:27:11Funny night.

01:27:11It was an accident, wasn't it?

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