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00:00You are now entering a universe of unlimited imagination, magic, mysteries, and slimings,
00:06where your wildest dreams come true.
00:10Whoa! Watch out for that flying eyeball!
00:12It's the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards!
00:15With your hosts, Nate Burleson and Charlie D'Amelio!
00:19Are you ready?
00:22Let's do this, Kids' Choice Awards!
00:30Give it up for Charlie D'Amelio!
00:51Markel Washington!
01:18Michael Lee!
01:19What, what, what, what, what, what?
01:22Come in, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
01:26Come in, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
01:29Please welcome Nate Burleson!
01:32Kids' Choice Awards!
01:36Let's dance!
01:43Hold up!
01:44We got Lil Uzi in the house!
01:47Ha ha!
01:57Oh
02:23Give it up for B.B. Reksa
02:48Baby, don't you know I'm good? Yeah, I'm feeling alright
02:52Although I'm good, yeah, I'm feeling alright
02:55Baby, I'm gonna have the best freaking night of my life
02:59And whenever it takes me, I'm down for the ride
03:02Here's Joyce, how you feeling?
03:05Let's go! One, two, three, go!
03:18Don't you know I'm good? Yeah, I'm feeling alright
03:22So I just let it go, let it go
03:24Oh, na, na, na, na, na, no, I don't care no more, care no more
03:28Oh, na, na, na, na, na, so come on, let me know, let me know
03:31But if you know the words, you gotta sing it
03:34Nothing's gonna stop us tonight
03:37Cause I'm good, yeah, I'm feeling alright
03:40Baby, I'm gonna have the best freaking night of my life
03:44And whenever it takes me, I'm down for the ride
03:47Baby, don't you know I'm good?
03:49Yeah, I'm feeling all right
04:06Kids' Choice Awards!
04:08Give it up for your hosts, Nate Burleson and Charlie D'Amelio!
04:17What's up, Kids' Choice?
04:19How amazing was that?
04:24Nate, you killed it.
04:26I didn't know you had those moves.
04:27And a huge shout-out to our friends, Michael Lee and Markel Washington.
04:33And Lil Uzi Vert.
04:35Baby, what's up?
04:39Now here's the thing, we have plenty more surprises up our sleeve tonight,
04:43and it's all about making dreams come true.
04:45And anything can and will happen.
04:48Now we've got the king of comedy himself, Adam Sandler.
04:53Yeah, yeah!
04:57Seth Rogen is here with the brand new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
05:01Plus, plus we got Awkwafina, Holly Bailey, and Melissa McCarthy are bringing the slime.
05:09Now listen, listen, you guys voted so many times, literally a squadillion votes.
05:15And all night long, we are handing out these bad boys, the VIP blimps right here,
05:20to all of your favorites.
05:25You will not want to miss a beat.
05:27It is time to hand out the first blimp of the night.
05:31Please welcome a legendary artist, star of fantasy football, and Titan and Noah's mom, Kelly Rowland.
05:38I bring the pain light.
05:52I am very excited to announce the first award, it's one all of us like, comment, and subscribe to.
05:59Favorite Male Creator.
06:01Now, these guys do some crazy stuff like build homemade volcanoes, make cars fly.
06:08They blow our minds on a regular basis, which explains their millions of views.
06:13And that's just for me.
06:15Check out these nominees.
06:22Favorite Male Creator.
06:25Ninja.
06:26Everyone's going after me.
06:29Unspeakable.
06:30Oh, oh.
06:31Watermelon on a stick.
06:32Mr. Beast.
06:33We're gonna see if that brick wall can stop this train.
06:36Oh my God!
06:39Ryan's World.
06:40What is that?
06:41It's the Mars Rover Perseverance.
06:44Austin Creed.
06:45Welcome to Up Up Down Down.
06:47I'm your host, Austin Creed.
06:49Shawn Does Magic.
06:50Take any card and turn it to cash.
06:55Hey, hey.
06:57And the blimp goes to...
07:01Not this time, boo.
07:03Mr. Beast!
07:12How's it going?
07:16That was scary.
07:18Okay.
07:21All right.
07:22Is this thing on?
07:23I was up there for like 15 minutes.
07:26That is terrifying.
07:29Um...
07:29Am I...
07:30I don't know if I'm gonna get slammed or not, but thank you, everybody.
07:33I appreciate all of you.
07:37That was...
07:38That was really high up.
07:39That was...
07:40That was terrifying.
07:41I'm afraid of heights.
07:41But...
07:42I appreciate the award.
07:43Thank you all for coming out.
07:48Give it up for Chris Pine and Michelle Rodriguez!
08:02All right, all right!
08:04All right.
08:14What's up, kids?
08:15Thank you, Chris.
08:20you had no idea what it took for us to get here oh my god we had to battle some
08:26of the creatures
08:26from our new movie dungeons and dragons honor among thieves on the way here a displacer beast
08:32an owlbear even a gelatinous cube they're all going wild back there if you have no idea what
08:39a gelatinous cube is it's pretty much a gooey dessert that can eat you yeah yeah it's it's
08:44definitely it's definitely safer to view them from afar but hey at least we did make it out michelle
08:51yeah but when you're optimistic like that i don't like it because usually things go bad
09:04close call
09:08see this is what i'm talking about chris i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry relax look he missed us it's
09:13smooth sailing from here we're just gonna roll this
09:16you know it doesn't taste too bad i gotta say
09:37throw the clip
09:43when we hear the gong we jump in into this thing you want to end up like that guy
09:48we'll only be inside for a few seconds
09:54well if we're all inside who's gonna pull us out i will trust me always
10:11all right guys at the kids choice awards you are in control right now you get to vote on what
10:18happens next in the show make some noise for your favorite youtube magician sean does magic
10:25what's up what's up guys it's everybody's dream to get slimed at the kids choice awards right
10:34yep yep yep and i happen to have my own slime recipe slime recipe wait that just looks like
10:41orange soda and cheese puffs i thought you said slime no no no no trust me they're about to be
10:47and
10:48it's up to our friends at home which magic trick do you want to see me do turn this picture
10:54of orange
10:54soda into green slime or turn these cheese puffs into slimy green pudding both are strong options
11:02all right kids which one is it going to be go to kidschoicewords.com to vote now and we'll be
11:08right back with one messy magic trick coming up on the 2023 nickelodeon kids choice awards
11:15our superstar hosts charlie d'amelio and nate burleson are making dreams come true tonight we're honoring
11:22the movies tv shows artists and creators you are obsessed with all year long we crown the one and
11:29only adam sandler as our king of comedy appearances by the little mermaids hallie bailey aquafina and
11:36melissa mccarthy wwe's bianca belair becky lynch montez ford and the new day seth rogan brings us an
11:43exclusive first look at teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem and from transformers rise of the
11:48beasts pete davidson anthony ramos and dominique fishback honor the old powerful optimist prime we
11:54keep the slime flowing don't go anywhere
12:04welcome back all right the votes are in for our messy magic moment now you guys at home had the
12:10chance
12:11a choice of sean does magic turning a pitcher of orange soda into green slime or cheese puffs into green
12:18pudding
12:20and you chose let's see which trick it is it's sean turning orange soda into green slime
12:27all right sean the stage is yours all right all right all right like i said i'm sean is magic
12:34so
12:34the one thing i can do is magic are y'all ready to see some magic all right all right
12:40prepare to see
12:42some slime say it with me audience slime slime slime slime slime slime okay all right okay okay cool check
12:52this out we're going to take some orange soda and we're going to place it inside of this container just
12:58like so some nice little orange soda right here all right watch closely on the count of three this
13:05orange soda is going to turn to slime i want this room to erupt all right i promise you some
13:09grade a slime
13:10slime and i deliver you i'm watching you some grade a slime
13:20wow well we can't let fresh slime go to waste can you make it disappear can i can make it
13:26disappear
13:27i mean i could i could probably do that who wants to get slimed who wants to get slimed
13:40i can't do that
13:50wow i told you it's going to be a messy magic trick it was a messy magic trick
13:55good job sean that was awesome all right now it's time to bring out our next presenters from the upcoming
14:01movie the thunderman's return make some noise for kira kasarin and jack griffo
14:17hello everybody
14:22we are so excited to present the blimp for your favorite male tv star in a kids show
14:28and i will humbly accept this award here thank you to my friends my family jack you weren't nominated for
14:35this oh and what was i nominated for favorite hunkiest male no jack we're presenting the blimp
14:44oh oh oh right right right right right right so favorite presenter of the blimp
14:49i like it oh boy all right here are your nominees
14:59favorite male tv star kids young dylan young dylan tyler perry's young dylan
15:09joshua bassett ricky high school musical the musical the series
15:12did you just come here for me bucket list wolfgang schaefer lincoln loud the really loud house
15:23brady noon evan morrow the mighty ducks game changers
15:28if you can not pick me that'll be great israel johnson noah lambert
15:32nothing makes time fly like a sock puppet doing shakespeare tyler wiladis roy the fairly odd baron's
15:39fairly odd
15:45and the blimp goes to
15:50joshua bassett
16:02hey everybody first i just very slippery up here um i'd like to thank my lovely supporters i'd love to
16:09thank the cast and crew of high school musical the musical the series forgive quickly love freely
16:15and walk courageously and walk courageously love always wins in the end thank you very much have
16:21a great night thank you
16:25from the upcoming super mario brothers movie here's keegan michael keeve
16:36hey they call this the kids choice awards for a reason all right you know that you get to vote
16:43for
16:44your favorites but do you know where your votes go someone has to count all of them which is a
16:50lot of
16:50votes so we've brought in a special group of people to do some accounting called accountants
16:59oh hey i just got that for the first time um and here they are the accounting team from river
17:05jade and associates
17:06wild child
17:25okay these kid sultans tabulate every single vote and they put the results in a case that looks just like
17:36that one oh wait no wait a second i think this is the actual case uh may i have this
17:42case please
17:43okay thank you very much
17:47all right and now all i have to do is wave my hand over it like this and then i
17:54say a magic word so
17:56uh uh uh blimp
18:07oh no come on i said blimp not shrimp
18:12you know what i should have rehearsed yeah you you wouldn't happen to uh you wouldn't happen to have a
18:19blimp would you oh thank you thank you very much and magic there we go thank you and now here
18:30are your
18:30nominees for your favorite breakout artists
18:38favorite breakout artist
18:42dove cameron
18:47devon cole
18:53lauren spencer smith
18:55how much are you gonna take
18:59joji
19:04nikki yor
19:10dove cameron
19:12and the blimp goes to
19:24dove cameron
19:26dove cameron
19:44wow you guys
19:50I love you so much, this is so surreal.
19:53I love you, don't, don't.
19:58Wow, first of all, I love Keegan more than I could possibly say.
20:01This was one of my real life really good buddies, so this is extra special.
20:05Knowing that this is a fan vote means the absolute world to me.
20:08You know you guys are my everything.
20:12I was a really sensitive and deeply feeling and emotional kid.
20:16And often times that left me feeling really alone cuz I felt really
20:20different than everyone around me.
20:21Like I know a lot of you guys feel a lot.
20:24And the beautiful thing that I learned about being deeply feeling and
20:27very sensitive is that if you sit with it for long enough,
20:30you can make it into something really special and it can become your superpower.
20:34So if you're like me and you're deeply feeling and very sensitive,
20:38just know that you're not weak, you're incredibly strong.
20:42And you might just be an artist in the making, who knows?
20:47Thank you guys, I love you so much, more than I could possibly say.
20:51Stay tuned for my debut album.
20:53And I'll talk to you guys tonight, probably.
21:01Coming up, WWE superstars battle it out on the Kid's Choice stage.
21:06From superheroes to dinosaur trainers, the blipper favorite movie actor is next.
21:10And we're in the presence of royalty, Adam Sandler is crowned our king of comedy.
21:31Welcome back.
21:32Nate, you played in the NFL.
21:34Uh-huh.
21:35You must think you're the strongest person in this room.
21:38I mean, I don't wanna brag, but yeah, definitely, I'm real strong.
21:42I don't know.
21:43Let's find out who here is the greatest, the fastest, the toughest, and the strongest.
21:50Come on, let me see your best flex.
21:52Come on, let me see that.
21:53Ooh, we got some muscles in the building.
21:55Look at this.
21:55Well, I think our next presenters may have something to say about that.
22:01I'm gonna go piece mode.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Come on, piece mode.
22:07Coming to the stage, weighing a combined total of over 1,000 pounds.
22:12From the New Day, Xavier Woods and Big E.
22:18The newest WWE Women's Tag Team Champion, The Man, Vicky Lynch.
22:27Montez Ford of the Street Profits.
22:32And WWE Raw Women's Champion, Bianca Belair.
22:58All right, guys, WrestleMania is right around the corner.
23:07And we have come here to get warmed up.
23:11Mm-hmm.
23:12That's right, kid's choice.
23:14Who's ready for a messy competition of tug of war?
23:24And sorry, babe.
23:26You see the fit, right?
23:28I'm with the boys tonight.
23:30Yeah!
23:32Wait, wait, wait.
23:34It's three on two.
23:35That's not fair.
23:36You know what?
23:37Let's bring in some backup.
23:39I know we've got the ultimate diehard WWE super fan in the house.
23:43Where's Ariel at?
23:44Ariel, you in the building?
23:46Ariel's in the house.
23:49All right, Ariel.
23:51This is your big moment.
23:53It's time to try to win the ultimate kids choice WWE slime title.
23:59Are you ready to join?
24:00Team Bianca and Becky.
24:02You ready?
24:03You got this?
24:04You got this?
24:05Show me your muscles.
24:05Okay, big muscles.
24:06I see it.
24:07Look at that.
24:08Okay.
24:08You're gonna be our strong, you're our base.
24:11Let's do this.
24:11I'm in the back.
24:12At the sound of the bell, it's go time.
24:17Uh-oh.
24:19Who got it?
24:20Let's go.
24:22Oh.
24:24Oh, look at Ariel with the muscles.
24:27She's doing the heavy lifting.
24:28Uh-oh.
24:30Oh, time is almost up.
24:33I think so.
24:33Time is almost up.
24:34Who's gonna win?
24:35Oh!
24:39Team Bianca and Becky wins!
24:42Y'all did it!
24:45Congratulations!
24:46And I think you have some big news, right?
24:50Oh, yes, we do.
24:52For all your help tonight, we are going to hook you up with tickets to see us in the ring
24:57at WrestleMania 39.
25:00All right, we're gonna do it.
25:04Yep.
25:07That was awesome.
25:11Congratulations, Ariel.
25:13And now, let's hand out another blip.
25:16Please welcome our next presenters.
25:18She's the star and executive producer by Carly Miranda Cosgrove.
25:22And she's the star of the upcoming series, The Muppets Mayhem, Lilly Singh.
25:34It's time to find out who you all picked as your favorite movie actor.
25:40The winner is who you love to watch as he's kicking, punching, dinosaur wrangling,
25:45fighter jetting, or hedgehog chasing.
25:48Sounds like my Friday night.
25:51But according to your socials, you were in bed by like nine last night.
25:56Yeah, okay, I've been having some weird dreams lately, okay?
25:58Okay.
25:59Here are your nominees for favorite movie actor.
26:09Favorite movie actor.
26:12Jim Carrey, Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
26:15Ryan Reynolds, Big Adam, The Adam Project.
26:19Dwayne Johnson, Black Adam and Teth Adam, Black Adam.
26:23Chris Pratt, Owen Grady, Jurassic World Dominion.
26:27Tom Cruise, Captain Pete Maverick Mitchell, Top Gun Maverick.
26:32Chris Hemsworth, Thor, Thor, Love and Thunder.
26:39And the blimp goes to my boy, Dwayne Johnson, Black Adam.
26:52Tom Cruise, Thor, Love and Thunder.
26:53Aloha, guys, from me to all of you.
26:56I am so honored to be chosen as one of your favorites tonight.
27:01Not once, but twice, twice.
27:05The favorite movie actor and favorite male voice from an animated movie.
27:10And I got to tell you guys to be recognized among so many other talented, outstanding nominees.
27:15Thank you guys so much. Oh, my gosh.
27:18Speaking of being honored, I am now honored by my two favorite tornadoes.
27:23This is Jazzy, and this is Tia.
27:25Can you guys say hi, Kids Choice?
27:27Hi, Kids Choice.
27:28Check out these blinks.
27:29Aren't they so cool?
27:30What an honor it is for daddy.
27:32You know, guys, there is no place on earth that has quite as much fun as the Kids Choice Awards.
27:37And I really wish that I and we could be there with you guys right now, partying it up and
27:43getting slime.
27:44Hi.
27:44Going to get the slime.
27:46And I got, wait, wait.
27:47What are you guys doing?
27:47No, no, no.
27:48No, no, no, no, no, no, guys, no.
27:52Oh, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
27:59oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:01Wow, you never know when it's coming.
28:04Here in Hawaii, we have a tradition around here with giving gifts, and gifts are called makana.
28:10So when you receive makana, like you have received, come here, like you have received makana,
28:15come a little closer, like you have received makana, you return makana.
28:20So go slime, go slime, go slime, go slime, go slime, go slime, go slime, more slime, keep it going,
28:30keep it going, keep it going, keep it going, keep it going, keep it going, yeah, yeah.
28:37How'd you like that?
28:38You're welcome.
28:39Thank you guys so much.
28:41I love you guys.
28:42Kids Choice Awards, mahalo, we love you, and goodbye.
28:47Slime, oh, yeah.
28:52Coming up, we are minutes away from Kids Choice history.
28:55Adam Sandler becomes our king of comedy.
28:58And Halle Bailey, Awkwafina, and Melissa McCarthy hit the stage and things get messy.
29:15Now, from the hit series Cobra Kai and the upcoming School Spirits,
29:20it's Peyton List.
29:22I get so sick of my soul, can't stop overthinking, I heard you're happy somewhere else.
29:35Hi, everyone.
29:39Hear ye, hear ye.
29:42Everyone, we have royalty in the house tonight.
29:45No, not from Buckingham Palace, no, rather TV royalty, movie royalty, and above all, comedy royalty.
29:55And he's even a fashion icon too, and he totally inspired my look for tonight.
30:00He's the reigning king of lovable characters, quirky voices, and undeniably silly songs.
30:07All in the kingdom far and wide, laugh at his perfectly iconic gibberish.
30:13Aberdube, in Hotel Transylvania, he was Count Dracula.
30:17But tonight, he is crowned king.
30:20Behold his majesty, the Royal Ha Ha Highness, Adam Sandler.
30:25Ooh!
30:32Ooe-hoo!
30:33Yo, yo.
30:33Hear me in the back?
30:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:37Can you dig it?
30:39Dabbo, McBee!
30:40I have so much fun planned!
30:42Woo-hoo!
30:43It's Dabbo, McBee!
30:45It's Dabbo McBee.
30:45That's nice.
30:46We're just here to have family fun.
30:49Dabbo, McBee!
30:50All right!
30:51You think that's fun of me getting hurt?
30:53Yes, Dabbo McBee.
30:53Dabbo McBee!
30:55Yes, one, two, and four.
31:06I didn't feel it.
31:08A little harder.
31:16Why would you do that to me?
31:18I'm just kidding, you fellas.
31:19Smell it, smell it, now take it.
31:28That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life.
31:31Let's go!
31:37What are you babbling about?
31:42This is the best day of my life!
31:45Yeah!
31:46All right, now, slow it down, hot shot.
31:51I'm so feeling.
31:53Shut up!
32:01All rise for the king of comedy, Adam Sandler!
32:26Thank you Jason!
32:31What are we doing?
32:33Hello, hey everybody!
32:35yeah hi everybody hey hi children good to see you thanks for that thanks for the seat
32:41all right everybody i love you thank you peyton i love you thanks for this i just want to say
32:47i
32:47got a long speech but you guys can't focus on that i'm moving on i just want to tell you
32:52love
32:53you for uh always being nice to me you guys for letting me do all these movies and and uh
32:58and
32:59watching them and having a good time and that's what we always wanted you to do and uh thank you
33:04to nickelodeon for being so cool to me all these years thanks to my family because i love you so
33:09much thanks to ever and most of all thank you for not sliming me tonight because i can't stand that
33:17stop again
33:37coming up lil baby hits the stage with his smash hit their songs were trending all year long
33:43favorite social music star is next and the unstoppable optimist prime is honored by his
33:49transformers co-stars
34:03so we all know tonight is one of the biggest parties of the year and we've got a birthday boy
34:09in the
34:09house shout out to my little bro young dylan in the building happy 14th birthday young dylan i love you
34:18little bro all right charlie so i gotta say i'm really enjoying this hosting thing i mean the kca's
34:24hosting this is my dream job there are so many perks totally you can literally do anything you want
34:31yeah no doubt earlier i asked if i could book a vacation to spongebob's pineapple house
34:35and they said yes no questions asked 100 and traveling has never been this easy watch this
34:46wait whoa whoa charlie
34:49hey yo charlie where'd she go she straight up ghosted me y'all
34:54nate i'm up here
34:57hi it's the cast of monster hi how you feeling
35:02excited and starving are those nachos how did you know we wanted nachos i'm a host i know
35:10everything that's my job my favorite kind of cheese orange charlie thank you for hanging out with
35:16us what else have you got planned for tonight i've got some tricks up my sleeve oh i forgot my
35:23lucky
35:23bracelet brb
35:26brb
35:27charlie your nachos
35:28charlie
35:29i forgot it
35:30more for us then
35:32perfect okay where could it be where is it here it is oh we got a show to do
35:47i'm back charlie how do you keep doing that
35:53hold on let me check with my sister hi dixie hi charlie i love your shoes thank you you should
36:00they're from your closet cute all right i gotta get back to hosting get hype kids choice
36:06from the upcoming live action movie the little mermaid it's aquafina and hallie bailey
36:17it was so fun working with you on the little mermaid you are the most amazing ariel ever
36:23oh my gosh you are the sweetest seagull bestie a girl could ever ask for thank you and uh can
36:31we talk about melissa mccarthy a little too convincing as a villainous sea witch though right
36:37yeah okay wait a minute wait a minute i thought i thought we were all going to be in these
36:41little
36:41box seats okay they said don't worry about being in a box of slime because everybody's
36:46going to be in a box of slime but they're not in a box of slime
36:51hey melissa what up witch i mean we were all just acting right i mean sure i was you know
36:58into it but
36:59i mean we were all really into it right some of us were more into it than others
37:05uh you're talking about aquafina are you no we're talking about you
37:13i don't understand it's like i didn't do anything to you you know what villains never learn
37:20don't do the crime if you can't do the slime
37:30yes now while melissa tries to get out of that tank check out the nominees for favorite social music star
37:46favorite social music star dixie d'amelio
37:52bella porch oliver tree jojo siwa
38:01steven sanchez
38:08hi guys i really can't see anything so bear with me the blimp goes to bella porch
38:39um thank you nickelodeon and thank you warner records and
38:45of course thank you to all of my fans that supported me and yeah i love you guys so much
38:57coming up lil baby keeps it freezy in his kids choice performance debut
39:02pete davidson anthony ramos and dominique fischbach honor optimus prime
39:07and later these queens rule their screens favorite female creator is coming up
39:26please welcome the star of that girl lele it's that girl lele
39:34here are some little known facts about our next performer
39:38he's from atlanta he's a hip-hop superstar and he's wrapped up hundreds of millions of streams
39:44online performing california breeze
39:47my man make some noise for little baby
39:51baby
39:54and
40:06and
40:07to show you how to work out ain't nobody gonna have to you
40:13put you in a, cause you my lil boot, pretty for whatever I tie on my boots
40:18everybody going the same route so I switched up my roof
40:21people ain't what they be talking about so I switched up my crew
40:24acting like you love me on this fly so I'm gon' fake it too
40:27what else am I supposed to do, but where are my surroundings, I'm best with y'all don't come around
40:31me
40:31they be switched up how they sound, like somebody in this fitness
40:34you can't name somebody in Florida, that'll be all the realest
40:37ain't never worry about another, so I'm dead close, I'm the biggest
40:40I've been traveling around the world, my people still ain't nothing fitness
40:43she got everything I want, ain't no needa
40:46you ain't gonna have no fun, ain't gonna trip, baby I get it
40:49ain't messing around this game, whatever this plane land, I'm a litist
40:52turn your back up, you ain't even kept, if you need me I'm still gonna be here, tell me
40:56switch on who, I went there, I'm prepared, I want stuff, get that clear
41:01heart broke, can't drop no timbers, but it was really good at this
41:05California breeze, take out the E
41:07stop at a little farty, end up in the big house
41:10I came in so shawty, cause she got a big mouth
41:13put up in a rowdy, hop out like a mid dog
41:16came out to the ghetto, feel like I done since two years off
41:19they put on my schedule, I ain't reaching up and chill out
41:22I watch you turn south, I still don't know how to feel about it
41:25early in the morning, talk and want to kiss about it
41:32want to shit, I let it go, we beef about it
41:34learn a lot, don't quote, don't you believe somebody
41:36you won't be with that people, that just how it be with me
41:39I can't lie, you be doing me right, but girl, you do me better
41:42not surprised that you stereotype me, but if I can give a second of you
41:47try to elevate your mind, we can crush you on every level, I'm telling you
41:51I feel that love regenerate revenue, I know they gon' try to push you from the top
41:55so I'm careful, I put people under my wing like they my nephew
41:58I'ma give you a piece of game I got when I catch you
42:01I'm just trying to let you feel the breeze with me
42:04California breeze, take her out the heat
42:06stop at that little party, end up in the big house
42:10I can't mess with shawty, cause she got a fill up in a rowdy
42:14how bout I can get myself together, feel like I got it till two years off
42:19looking at my schedule, I ain't reaching up and chill out
42:22how bout you turn sideways, still don't know how to
42:25majority unfolded, but I'm still
42:26no, no, no, no, no, I'm supposed to be gone
42:29where I gon' go
42:31try to hold it in, I can't let this stuff show
42:34it can't be forced, don't wanna let it go
42:37I try to tell you, act like you know
42:40yeah, act like you know
42:43yeah, yeah
42:45shout to everybody here, how y'all doing tonight?
42:54please welcome the cast of the movie
42:56Transformers Rise of the Beasts
42:58Anthony Ramos, Dominique Fishback, and Pete Davidson
43:07hello, what's up Kids Choice Awards, let's go
43:11yeah
43:12we can't wait for you to meet the Maximals
43:14and come on a journey with us to save the planet
43:17and you're going to love the new Autobot Mirage
43:20voiced by this guy
43:22yes, that's right America, I'm doing action movies now
43:25sort of
43:28we're here to honor an absolute legend
43:31with a lifetime achievement award
43:33and what can you say about this dude, he's a real giant
43:36in our industry
43:38there's nobody more loyal, he's the ultimate ride or die
43:42and he's larger than life
43:43in fact, he's so big, he couldn't fit in the building tonight
43:46so he's coming in live from a remote location
43:49we're talking of course
43:51about our friend, the heroic leader of the Autobots
43:54Optimus Prime
43:56yeah, and he's over 4 million years old
43:59so this award is probably way long overdue
44:01so take a look
44:08the version of the Autobots
44:12and grow up
44:14and grow up
44:19and bring the U.S.
44:28and grow up
44:29and grow up
44:33You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves.
44:43Did you forget who I am?
44:53Congrats to my man, Optimus Prime.
44:56Man.
44:58Thank you all.
45:00I am honored to accept this Lifetime Achievement Award on this special night.
45:07Let this award seal the bond between humans, Maximals, and Autobots
45:13as we fight together to protect the planet.
45:18This is Optimus Prime signing off.
45:21Kids' Choice Awards, roll out!
45:30Coming up, Seth Rogen brings us the exclusive first look
45:34at the brand new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem.
45:38Lil Uzi Bird is back to make it rain slime!
45:41And later, you can find them in the Upside Down or Nevermore Academy,
45:45its favorite female TV star!
45:59We've been dreaming big all night, and there's one thing we could always use more of.
46:05Slime!
46:06Exactly!
46:07And we just found out the secret to hitting maximum slime level is to get this place super loud!
46:15Yeah!
46:18Check out our tricked-out drum kit!
46:21The bigger the beats, the bigger the slime!
46:24All right, kids' choice.
46:26Who in here knows how to get things really loud?
46:29Ooh! Ooh!
46:30Ooh!
46:30Ooh!
46:31Ooh!
46:31Ooh!
46:31Ooh!
46:31Ooh!
46:31Ooh!
46:31Ooh!
46:32Ooh.
46:32Ooh!
46:33Ooh!
46:35Ooh!
46:42Ooh!
46:56Oh
47:08But I think we can get even louder than that. I'm no drummer. I'm no drummer, but I know a
47:13crazy good one
47:15Yeah, get ready for Justin
47:33Let's go we need this place super loud
48:07and so are my eardrums all right, let's bring out our next presenter give it up for musician and recording
48:13artists Landon Barker
48:25These days it's all about content. They say content is king, but in this category content is queen
48:31Here are the nominees for your favorite female artists
48:40Favorite female creator Addison Rae
48:49Charli D'Amelio
48:54Dixie's Corner
48:58Kids Diana Show
49:04Miranda Sings
49:09Dixie D'Amelio
49:20And the blame goes to
49:23Charli D'Amelio
49:24Charli D'Amelio
49:26Charli D'Amelio
49:28Charli D'Amelio
49:55Bad male
49:56Doafr bed
49:56Thank you to my fans, it is 100% thanks to your love and support that I am here at
50:02this year's Kids' Choice Awards and hosting for my first time ever.
50:06I thank my incredible family for being my rock while I learned to understand how to navigate my life.
50:12I want to thank my mom and dad for always believing in me.
50:15From day one, you gave me the wheel to be in the driver's seat of my life and pursue every
50:19passion I've ever had with your utmost support and reassurance that I'm capable of anything I put my mind to.
50:25No matter how wild my dreams became.
50:28Regardless of the achievement, big or small, you've shown me how important it is to celebrate every moment.
50:33I want to thank everyone here, everyone watching, and every single person with dreams and aspirations that they want to
50:40achieve.
50:41Because if you told me five years ago that I would be up here doing this in front of all
50:45of you, I would have never, ever believed you.
50:52I want to thank one more person.
50:55Raymond, I don't even know if I can think of a way to thank you, but I have one idea.
51:19Congratulations to these Kids' Choice favorites on their victories tonight.
51:23Favorite female TV star, kids.
51:26Olivia Rodrigo, Mimi, High School Musical, The Musical, The Series.
51:30Look what just appeared.
51:32This really is a magical night.
51:34Thank you so much for voting for me.
51:36This really means so much.
51:37I completely owe this award to you guys.
51:40So I hope you have the best night ever, and I'm there being signed with you in spirit.
51:44Thanks so much again.
51:45Bye.
51:47Favorite animated show, SpongeBob SquarePants.
51:50Hello.
51:50Favorite animated movie, Minions, The Rise of the Crew.
51:55Favorite movie, Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
51:59Favorite reality show, MasterChef Junior.
52:02Favorite music group, BTS.
52:06Favorite album, Midnight's 3 a.m. edition, Taylor Swift.
52:10Favorite female artist, Taylor Swift.
52:13Favorite song, As It Was, Harry Styles.
52:17Favorite male artist, Harry Styles.
52:19Favorite female sports star, Serena Williams.
52:24Congratulations to all your Kids' Choice Awards winners.
52:29The party's not over yet.
52:31The most epic slamming of the night is still ahead, so don't go anywhere.
52:37Everybody, please.
52:45He's the producer and star of the upcoming movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mutant
52:49Mayhem, Seth Rogen.
52:55Hello, Kids' Choice Awards.
52:58I'm very excited to be here.
53:00First and foremost, I got to finally pitch my iCarly spinoff series, iSeth, to Miranda
53:05Cosgrove.
53:06She did not like it.
53:07I got to see you almost kill Melissa McCarthy in a bucket of slime.
53:12Hope she's okay.
53:13And I get to tell you all about our new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, starting with our
53:20amazing cast of Turtles.
53:22Please welcome Brady Noon as Raphael, Micah Abbey as Donnie, Shimon Brown Jr. as Harry, and Nicholas Cantu as Leo.
53:40Wait, how come you guys got to ride down the tongue?
53:43They didn't even give that to me as an option to ride down the tongue.
53:45Oh, I think they thought that you were a little too old and that you might hurt yourself.
53:48They are right.
53:49We are so excited to join Turtle History, and we are not the only ones.
53:54Check out this epic cast joining us in the movie.
53:57We are so psyched about them.
54:00You either have or haven't heard of these people, depending on how cool your parents
54:04are about letting you watch PG-13 and R-rated movies.
54:07Get excited, because there is more to come.
54:09You know, I think this calls for a celebration, turtle style.
54:12Hey, anyone in the movie for pizza?
54:15You got to fight for your right to fight.
54:35You guys like toppings on your pizza?
54:39Yeah.
54:39Well, you got him, my friends.
54:41Hit him!
55:01And now, here are the nominees for favorite female TV star in a family show.
55:13Favorite female TV star family.
55:16Hilary Duff, Sophie, How I Met Your Father.
55:20Millie Bobby Brown, 11, Stranger Things.
55:23Tracee Ellis Ross, Bo Johnson, Blackish.
55:26Sadie Sink, Max Mayfield, Stranger Things.
55:30Jenna Ortega, Wednesday Addams, Wednesday.
55:33Miranda Cosgrove, Carly Shea, iCarly.
55:39And the winner is Jenna Ortega!
55:42Jenna Ortega!
55:42Jenna Ortega!
55:44Jenna Ortega!
55:45My Kids' Choice Awards, I am so sorry that I couldn't be there, but I wanted to thank you
55:50so, so much for the honor.
55:52I'm very, very excited.
55:54I remember, I think one of the first times I ever went to LA was actually to attend the
55:58Kids' Choice Awards, so it's a bit full circle for me.
56:01And also, you know, there's a lot of people who worked really hard on this show, and I,
56:06you know, this character Wednesday means a lot to me and other people, so I'm glad that
56:10everyone resonated with it.
56:11Speaking of Wednesday, I'm starting to look around this theater right now, and it's looking
56:18way too bright and colorful in here.
56:25That's much better.
56:27Thank you so much.
56:40Kids' Choice, what a wild night this has been.
56:45One big giant dream come true.
56:48And congrats to all the nominees, the winners, and speaking of winners, Charlie, back-to-back,
56:55female creator, and to all the performers, we appreciate you.
56:59And to our families, who cheered us on all night.
57:04Yeah, family, where you at?
57:05Where's our little family?
57:06Come on out here!
57:07Come on, guys!
57:08It's time for a selfie, baby!
57:14Come on, let's snuggle up.
57:16Get in close.
57:18Get in close.
57:19Get in close.
57:20Get in close.
57:21All right, everybody in here?
57:23We're good.
57:23We're good.
57:24Okay, ready?
57:26No, no.
57:27In three!
57:50Two, one!
57:51Thank you, Kids' Choice!
57:53Good night, everybody!
57:55Have a good night!
57:56Whoo!
57:57Hill!
58:11Woo!
58:11All down!
58:16Whoo!
58:22So close.
58:23We'll be right there!
58:23All right, guys!
58:24Come on and get in close.
58:26All right, guys!
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