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00:04Evil has struck our peaceful little town of Albuquerque.
00:09Charlie Willow, a devout school teacher and a pillar of our community, has been kidnapped under terrible circumstances.
00:19Who did this? Why did they do this? How did they do this?
00:24I promise every one of these questions will be answered.
00:27You can count on me, fellow citizens, as governor of New Mexico.
00:31I am at your service, as always, and at the service of justice.
00:37Signed, Elizabeth Z.
00:40Elizabeth with a Z, and Z with a Z.
00:44As always, I remain...
00:46Uh, okay. You're not finished.
00:47...the protector of the tired and oppressed of this nation.
00:51Okay. Send it to the Borderland Herald. Front page only.
00:57I said to be discreet. And meticulous.
01:01She fought back.
01:02So what? You better fix this, lieutenant, or else this whole thing will blow up in our face in a
01:06very non-meticulous way.
01:15Our project's final date is in 13 days.
01:18Before then, it is crucial that you and your men capture and question the school teacher.
01:22I need to know what she knows.
01:24Who she's working with.
01:27Speaking of which, have you identified the third person living here?
01:31The third?
01:47Her name is Louise.
01:49And based on her books, she can't be older than 18.
01:52Your target list just got longer, lieutenant.
01:54So throw that adobe in a mass grave and start your search.
01:59Okay. I got it all.
02:02Uh, so, for adobe, should I put that in quotes?
02:06Given the fact that it's a bit racist and we're not talking about pottery.
02:10Are you still taking notes? That's not for the paper.
02:12What we're doing is illegal.
02:14Oh.
02:16Okay. So where should I stop?
02:44What?
02:46What?
02:47Can the guy change his mind?
02:59Haven't spotted her horse.
03:01Hope she didn't skip out of town.
03:10Guess not.
03:25What happened with her?
03:26Her?
03:27She's dangerous.
03:29To herself and the people around her.
03:31Did she try to run away?
03:32Yeah, four times.
03:34But she's no good at it.
03:35This time she hit in the middle of a herd of cows.
03:38She was even mooing.
03:40She was almost trampled to death.
03:42So I had no choice. I had to cover.
03:47She's uncontrollable.
03:48Another hour with her and I was a goner.
03:51And I survived two Mexican revolutions, I'll have you know.
03:57Go rest, my friend.
03:58I'll get her under control.
04:00Hey!
04:00No one controls me.
04:04No one.
04:07Okay.
04:13You're real lucky I'm tied up.
04:15Or else I'd knock your teeth out.
04:17Knock your lights out.
04:19Knock your horse out.
04:20You don't know who you're messing with.
04:22You don't know where I'm from.
04:24Albuquerque?
04:25I don't mean literally.
04:34Sure you don't want me to untie you?
04:35I don't want your help.
04:36That's not what you said yesterday.
04:38Yeah, well I changed my mind.
04:39You think I'm gonna sit here waiting for your help all day?
04:41I don't need you.
04:42You don't know the Wild West.
04:44The Wild West doesn't know me, okay?
04:54Crystal good?
04:56You staying tied up?
04:57I'm not hungry.
04:58Plus there are no veggies.
04:59Wrong.
04:59It's got red beans.
05:00Yeah, but it's a legume.
05:01Grows in the dirt, right?
05:02It's a vegetable.
05:12So...
05:14Let's get back to your case.
05:17Tell me about Charlie.
05:24How'd you know my mom's name was Charlie?
05:29You said so.
05:30Mmm, but I didn't.
05:31You did?
05:31Nope.
05:32Yeah, you did.
05:33Yesterday you said, we have to go save my mom whose name is Charlie.
05:36That so doesn't sound like me.
05:38Whatever.
05:38Back to the case.
05:39You said your dad wasn't around?
05:41So I guess there's no...
05:42No.
05:43No childhood sweetheart.
05:45No companion.
05:46No banjo player.
05:47What does that have to do with anything?
05:48She could have gone to them for help.
05:50No.
05:51The only man in our lives was Tukum.
05:54Is he a native?
05:55Yeah.
05:56But that's not his real name.
05:58I nicknamed him Tukum because I Tukum as my grandpa.
06:01But his real name is Broken Wing.
06:10I waited for my mom all night.
06:18In the early morning, I noticed an opening behind the shelf.
06:46And I found this behind the bookcase.
06:50You found Charlie's gun in that bag?
06:52How'd you know?
06:53That's the kind of bag you keep to run away.
06:55Run away from what?
06:55She's a teacher.
06:57What else is in it?
07:01Some bullets.
07:02A bunch of matches.
07:03A knife.
07:04I mean, it's still a ladies travel bag, so I'll spare you the perfume, lipstick, headscarf.
07:12But the most surprising thing in here is a sheriff's star.
07:23I found that in front of the house the other day.
07:25What's weird is those birds don't live here.
07:28Cora Gyps Atreides.
07:32The black vultures.
07:33Okay.
07:34And how do you know all that?
07:35Charlie overprotected me.
07:37My only friends were my books.
07:40Well, you ought to thank her.
07:42Because now we have a lead.
07:44We're going to Mafia Town.
08:12We're going to Mafia Town.
08:14Zack, I love Fluster.
08:14Coraما, the lady isThatter, for the story with police officers who died at the parfois
08:16of Sc pointers.
08:19Warrant Ste yards, Ben!
08:20Really?
08:27All my friends in this past, play Ms. Mang��y.
08:27We come to Laugades.
08:28She's a man.
08:28Was he near 66 years old, Abby?
08:28It's dead ass.
08:29I've gone to you.
08:29In my friend her.
08:40the feather you found belongs to a fence who lives here scavenger mary yeah she's just like
08:46a vulture with feathers in her top hat but tucum do you think she no she's not a killer
08:53but she might have seen who did it hang on missy so listen we're gonna question her
08:59but we'll do it my way calmly discreetly and by staying out of trouble my hand's not fully healed
09:06okay
09:21foreclosure notice doug doggson bank what is this a notice that the bank now owns her store
09:27what it means is that the scavenger's in jail for fencing no living in debt we have to talk to
09:33her hey it's a hundred dollars to see her that's the price of a horse those are the sheriff's orders
09:39that's robbery i'd be careful girl because insulting a sheriff's deputy is 200 don't mind her we'll go see
09:45the sheriff you'll find him in the saloon ask for doug doggson the banker the banker the sheriff
09:51and the saloon manager okay thank you hey come on
10:03hang on you're gonna let him boss us around i don't want things to go sideways given the symbol
10:08on his neck what is it a tattoo a scar he was branded with an iron just like cattle
10:21hello we're looking for doug doggson well then look no further
10:26but i'm warning you if you're from the health department everything here is spotless
10:32perfectly legal and sheriff approved
10:37i bet it is given the number of deputies who help you enforce the law
10:46that's a nice collection
10:48ah those those are my pride and joy some people display their diplomas i show my foreclosures
10:55mr doggson's a humanitarian an educated investor oh and let's not forget to mention his good looks
11:01are they as good as his whiskey five dollars a shot it's four too many right
11:07you what do you think oh well you know better than me exactly well then a round of ten
11:14dollar shots for everyone
11:19paid for by you
11:21me
11:24yes with pleasure sir of course
11:33here's to doug doggson
11:39you know before he got here this town was financially ruined because of all the bank robberies
11:43in total we lost two hundred and thirteen thousand dollars
11:45aha let me guess
11:47doggson shows up with two hundred and thirteen thousand
11:49and opens up a new bank
11:50hey how did you know that
11:52hey blabbermouth
11:53stop your chattering
11:55you're disturbing the customers
11:57hey
12:04don't worry about it it's such an honor to be strangled by a man who's so successful
12:09i think he got your point
12:10and i think he's willing to pay me good money to keep on going
12:14isn't that right
12:26for that much you can swallow his tongue
12:29for that much let go of him
12:30it's gonna take more than that to stop the long arm of the law
12:35like for instance
12:36your shiny colts that you're just itching to use
12:59you know both your belts are pretty nice too
13:11you have to go see the mayor
13:12if anyone can restore authority in this town he can
13:17hey louise you listening
13:20yeah the mayor town authority and all that
13:22okay let's go
13:23no i think i'm gonna stay here
13:24because
13:25because well if we leave the horses alone
13:30given what's going on
13:32i bet they'll get impounded
13:34okay
13:36you stay put
13:37yep promise
13:38i'll just be here if i'm wanted
13:39i mean needed
13:40why wanted
13:40because wanted can mean so many different things to all sorts of people
13:59mr mayor
14:00you're the only one who can unite the citizens
14:02yeah i know
14:03help them defend themselves
14:05against dogson
14:06and his swindling methods
14:07it's all legal
14:08that's the catch
14:10they were broke
14:11the only bank in town
14:13dishing out loans
14:13charging sky-high interest rates
14:15as a result
14:16he made all the indebted vendors go bankrupt
14:18he bought their stores for a dollar
14:19so he owns everything
14:20and controls the prices
14:21and those who don't pay
14:22go to jail
14:23but if he hadn't robbed the bank
14:25no one would be broke
14:26yes i know
14:27but we've never been able to prove it
14:28and since the current sheriff
14:29won't investigate himself
14:32you're right
14:32this won't be simple
14:33but now mr mayor
14:34we better get going
14:36my thoughts exactly
14:38hang on
14:39you're not leaving are you
14:39of course not
14:40heaven forbid
15:10don't you damn
15:11move
15:12that's right
15:13surprise
15:15hell i don't know what's keeping me from
15:17from putting a hole in
15:19you got a 38 behind your head
15:22and another one in your back
15:27your turn
15:30who are you
15:35billy the kid
15:37luke
15:39dang it
15:40i was fooled by the bottle trick again
15:42what are you doing here
15:43nothing bad
15:44nothing bad
15:44you almost killed my
15:46fellow partner
15:46trainee you mean
15:47whoa whoa whoa
15:48i wasn't gonna pop her
15:50she's my wife
15:52what
15:53oh yeah
15:55missus the kid
16:04you got married to billy the kid
16:05yeah real quick
16:06whoa
16:07i was looking for my mom
16:08i had no horse
16:09i was in a hurry
16:10i ran into him
16:11in a small town
16:12didn't know who he was
16:13so when i saw that he liked me
16:14i said hey let's get married
16:15he said okay let's get married
16:16so we got married
16:17he got really drunk to celebrate
16:18and i took off with his horse
16:20that seems normal
16:20oh it's fine
16:21that this happens all the time
16:22what are you talking about
16:23you're saying this doesn't happen here
16:24you don't
16:24you're right
16:25yeah
16:26kind of
16:26but that's not even the problem
16:27the problem is
16:28he's the worst desperado in history
16:30no need to worry about that luke
16:31i'm not the worst
16:33and not a desperado either
16:35i was a child star but now
16:38i'm nothing
16:39what happened to you
16:41puberty man
16:43it messed me up good
16:45the acne
16:46the groin pains
16:47and zero muscle mass
16:48i sounded like a bullfrog
16:51no one recognized me anymore
16:53i was no longer the kid
16:56just billy
16:58so just now
16:58when you said my full name
17:01i almost cried
17:04i've been doubting myself lately
17:06i have asthma
17:07and a bunch of other weird stuff
17:09i was released for good behavior
17:12i fell in love
17:15and then i filed a complaint
17:17for the horse
17:19i filed a complaint
17:33it's time
17:33first dogson
17:34then scavenger mary
17:36you two stay here
17:38luke
17:40luke where are you going
17:42i'm gonna run for mayor
17:44we'll need everybody to beat him
17:46that's how we'll get mary out of jail
17:48why don't we just shoot them all
17:50hey my mom's in danger
17:51do you want to save her or not
17:53do you
17:54do you want to save her
17:55when you provoke people
17:57when you steal things
17:58when you act before thinking
17:59the truth is
18:00you're not trying to save her
18:02you're pretending to be a cowboy
18:03so let me
18:04do what i have to do
18:05and you
18:06you listen to me
18:07you find a way to get rid of him
18:13citizens
18:13today is a great day
18:15for our beautiful democracy
18:17to fully and freely express itself
18:19let us rejoice
18:20in this wonderful opportunity
18:22you've been given
18:23to anonymously cast your vote
18:25for me
18:27however
18:28should anyone wish
18:29to initiate a debate
18:30they may come forward
18:31and join me on stage
18:37i'd like to initiate a debate
18:44and i think i'll initiate it
18:46from right here
18:46go ahead
18:52citizens
18:53speak up sir
18:53we can't hear you
18:54but please continue
18:58citizens
18:59and citizenesses
19:00that's right
19:01of mafia town
19:02exactly
19:03go on
19:15Billy
19:17i wanted to tell you that
19:19i
19:19well i love you too
19:21no that's not it
19:22i wanted to say i'm sorry
19:23for running off like that
19:24oh
19:26did you find my note
19:32sorry about the horse
19:34sorry about the wedding
19:35this is the worst goodbye note
19:36ever written
19:38thing is
19:39i'm looking for my mom
19:40she was kidnapped
19:43i don't even know
19:44if she's still alive
19:46every second that goes by
19:47she's a step farther from me
19:49waiting around
19:49makes me want to scream
19:55and so i took your horse
19:59and what does that look like
20:01a mom
20:03because i didn't really get to know mine
20:06i don't know other moms
20:07i only know mine
20:09and mine is
20:26billy
20:27want to go stick up
20:28someone with me
20:35that's a bunch of nonsense
20:36i'd like to point out
20:38that my opponent's speaking time
20:39has almost run out
20:40ladies and gentlemen
20:41i only have one thing
20:49one thing to say
20:50which is
20:54in the face of such eloquence
20:59let's vote
21:00no you can't vote
21:01step right up
21:02and cast your vote
21:03for doug dongs
21:03that's right
21:06people
21:07very good
21:08it's democracy in motion
21:22how's your asthma attack
21:23is it finished
21:24yeah but i wanted to rob someone
21:25not free the competition
21:27okay let's go on three
21:28one
21:29two
21:29wait hang on a second
21:31on three
21:32or on thirteen
21:34thirteen's not bad
21:35it gives us time to
21:36what you're doing
21:36i told you to stay there
21:37and get rid of them
21:38get rid of who
21:39let me do that
21:40what about you
21:41weren't you supposed
21:41to win the elections
21:42so
21:43so change of plans
21:45how many are there inside
21:50both
21:54what about you
21:55what about you
22:45Wow, he Lucky Luke'd them.
22:53Lucky Luke?
22:57You're freeing us?
22:58Hi, Mary. The others are in the back. You take care of her.
23:11We figured if we knocked her out, she'd be easier to carry.
23:14Oh, you mean as opposed to when she's awake and walking?
23:17Hey, it's my first jailbreak. And Calamity Jane always knocks out the people she kidnaps.
23:22Well, maybe she doesn't need to make them talk.
23:31Yeah, she's dead.
23:32No, look, she's breathing.
23:33You can be dead and be breathing.
23:34Sure. Okay, and the prisoners? What about them?
23:37They lock themselves in their cell. They're too scared of Dogson.
23:41Okay, so even free, they're not free. We have to stop Dogson.
23:44What about my mom? The point is to save my mom.
23:47Okay, so what do you want to do? Do you want to knock her out again to wake her up?
23:51Okay, Billy.
23:55What?
23:57And we're going to need your help.
23:59Yes!
24:03I'm sorry.
24:16Money.
24:17Bags.
24:18Two minutes.
24:20Nice.
24:21Direct.
24:22Not too many words, so he can't recognize you, Luke.
24:25Lucky Luke?
24:26Never heard of him.
24:27Have you become a desperado?
24:28No, but you're becoming annoying.
24:30Everybody stay calm. I'll get the money.
24:32That was a good bank robber line.
24:37233, 234, 235 out of 235 votes.
24:41Doug Dugson wins by an absolute, absolute majority.
24:44Yay! Thank you.
24:46Thank you very much, my friends.
24:48I would like to applaud my opponent for his vain attempt to...
24:54Where did that little weasel go?
24:58Find him.
25:00Find him.
25:01Find him.
25:06Find him.
25:07Now, keep it loose in the hips.
25:10One.
25:12Two.
25:13Three.
25:15Four.
25:18Would you kindly turn around, Luke?
25:20Real slow.
25:28Let's go.
25:32Would you kindly look in your holster?
25:34Three.
25:37Four.
25:40Five.
25:43Five.
25:46Five.
25:46Six.
25:47Two.
25:51Seven.
25:54You're fast, Luke.
26:04Can I buy you a drink?
26:07A dollar won't even buy you a shot of whiskey here.
26:09Well, the dollar's not to buy you a drink. It's to buy your bar.
26:13Hey, did you guys hear what he just said?
26:18Yeah, I might be a bit short, but that's normal.
26:21Because I bought your horses, all your weapons, and all your men.
26:26I even bought new teeth for one of them.
26:28You're all alone, Doug.
26:34And where did you find the money for this?
26:36I went to your bank.
26:42Like he said, we bought all your weapons.
26:50I'll report you to the county, to the state, to the Supreme Court.
26:55You're a bunch of crooks.
26:57You're thieves.
26:58You're a bunch of crooks.
27:00Whindler!
27:01Magic!
27:02Magic!
27:10Come and get your foreclosures!
27:28Wait, what?
27:29You're welcome.
27:30I mean, it's kind of...
27:31It's new to me to hear that.
27:33I like it.
27:38He's right.
27:41No, wait, don't let go.
27:42Oh, I want to thank you too.
28:01You don't like thank you too much, do you?
28:03I usually leave before that.
28:04We're already late.
28:05Let's go.
28:05The three of us?
28:06No way.
28:07Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:09We're not taking him with us.
28:10Look how cute he is.
28:12They are always lonesome.
28:15Under one condition.
28:16You're responsible for him.
28:18You won't even notice him.
28:19I won't feed him.
28:20I won't clean up after him.
28:21It's funny.
28:22It sounds like you're talking about a puppy.
28:24Pardon?
28:24Hey, I don't mind at all.
28:25I'm flattered.
28:29Thanks for getting me out of jail.
28:30But as for your claim, I'm sure it's some kind of judicial error.
28:33That bracelet belongs to my mom.
28:36You stole it from her.
28:37No, I found the beads on the ground.
28:39On top of it, the string is mine.
28:41Well, I found your feather on my front porch.
28:43Mary.
28:47Okay, you're right.
28:49I was scavenging in the area.
28:51I heard a gunshot and yelling, and by the time I got there,
28:53I saw a stagecoach pulling away with a woman bound inside.
28:55That's when I saw the bead on the porch.
28:57You didn't go into the house?
28:58Well, no, because there was a trail of beads on the road.
29:00She was dropping them to be rescued.
29:02Well, I was doing my job as an outlaw and followed them all the way to the frickin' boonies.
29:06But that's where I saw the stagecoach again.
29:08It was stopped.
29:09Halted.
29:10That's a good thing, right?
29:11It's not that great, really.
29:13The gang of bandits was robbing it.
29:15Which bandits?
29:21They were dressed in yellow.
29:23And black.
29:24And they were four.
29:29The gang of proceeding.
29:42The gang of residue that all slogged as well.
29:45Certainly, they were four.
29:45This is where they went wild because of those two different field.
29:45And they were six times they were seven times they were 15 times afterwards.
29:45Take care of the circuitside surfaces.
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