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00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30I hate you!
00:00:52You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't know.
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07Come see!
00:01:35I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:40Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:31Uh...
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49Yo!
00:03:50What?
00:03:57Danny!
00:03:57No!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28I have no hair.
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we heard, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from the folks too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:10Don't look.
00:06:15You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:18You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:23You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:24Yes.
00:06:33How were you doing?
00:06:33You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:37Let's go.
00:06:39Put the front door.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:06:41Okay.
00:06:41Uh, well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Ooh.
00:06:43Oh, I need some photos of us together too to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have
00:06:49a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah, of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom. From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss. The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed? Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever. It doesn't matter. I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it. I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go. Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping? I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I
00:07:53should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It will make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine. Yeah, fine. Okay. You can come.
00:08:10Let's go. Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Sam, get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:04In-in front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or-
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no-
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:15Strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go, go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:08We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:16deal.
00:10:17Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here, relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55We can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of quarters.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:16Don't worry.
00:11:17I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:19Yeah.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Bye.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:39It.
00:11:42Watch out.
00:12:01You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:08Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging, I just...
00:12:35need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:39Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:43I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:53So, it's perfect.
00:12:58Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Rogers.
00:13:41Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Daddy!
00:14:02Nice to meet you.
00:14:03Aww.
00:14:04Aww.
00:14:05Dad.
00:14:05So glad you made it.
00:14:07Aww.
00:14:07I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:35Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela?
00:14:45Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash?
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:30Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good-looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:40So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah.
00:16:59A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:01Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:16When I sit on my lap.
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has us and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:22Mommy.
00:18:23Hi.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25See your hands?
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:28I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:29Come on, then.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:33What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go.
00:19:00Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:10Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter?
00:19:17Mom, Deadhead.
00:19:18Take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well. If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right. Now I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It's an honor to meet you. I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you. From New York. Polite. Handsome. Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow. He was an AI.
00:19:46See? He's real. And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52Son of a bitch! You just ruined my suit! And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:20:00That car? Oh, my God. That's worth more than a house.
00:20:04That car? It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:11Wait. Are you?
00:20:16Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband. And that's all he needs to know. I'm not here to put on
00:20:23a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you? You stole it! That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:29Jesus! How did he get away with it? That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough! Please!
00:20:37I trust my daughter. She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me. Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:53Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:20:58All right, that's it! I'm calling the cops!
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well...
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon. I believe you. But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry. It's my car. Okay? It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah? If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Thank you. Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay. I'll prove that it's mine. But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison. Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus. Maybe he is a crime boss. It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here. Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:10Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play along.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie. Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:23Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir! I'm so sorry, sir! I... I...
00:22:30Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:22:31Mr. Harrison?
00:22:41Oh, that William? What a jerk, huh? You fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say? Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on Ava. You know, we were just looking out for you.
00:22:57please forgive us mr. Harrison you know my youngest son is graduating soon did
00:23:03do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door a job at the
00:23:07Harrison group even in the mailroom would open doors we are family aren't
00:23:12we family takes care of each other you guys want a job at the Harrison group
00:23:18you can put in an application like everyone else Abigail come on talk to
00:23:23her for us didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable yeah I think you
00:23:29need to take care of your own issues first my daughter is just far too busy
00:23:33for your best life my new son-in-law come on guys let's go in welcome to the
00:23:39family
00:23:42welcome
00:23:43this is your fault Pam you can't tell the difference between AI and reality my
00:23:54fault you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm William oh
00:24:08hey how do you have that car and how do you know the CEO of Harrison group and
00:24:12how I told you I work for Harrison group remember I have a friend in high places a
00:24:18friend who just hands you keys to million dollar one-of-a-kind luxury cars yes it's
00:24:24the season of giving he knows people has connections he's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:30you're a crime boss aren't you and you best not forget it capiche oh my god just
00:24:35don't blow your cover dad mom thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your
00:24:42home oh honey we're just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good
00:24:49look at him I think they get it um uh how's Piper oh she's fine one of you guys just
00:24:57get
00:24:58settled in and uh we will go check on her and if your mom takes a cold shower we'll come
00:25:03back and finish decorating the tree great see you in a bit Joey what are you doing okay
00:25:13hey was that not a breach of contract relax it was just a hug oh we just got here and
00:25:25I'm already
00:25:25exhausted you'll be okay it's just one week kill me now well I would but I need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing that's weird they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago and I don't know
00:25:44something just fills off that's ridiculous I mean what do you want to do make out progress to prove
00:25:54later later let's go here we go Piper is all tucked in honey everything looks amazing and
00:26:08happy holidays to the newest member of our family Max oh welcome cheers thank you miss Smith
00:26:16looks great oh just call me mom honey I had no idea what you liked so I just whipped up
00:26:23a little
00:26:23bit of everything but we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is right oh no mom's testing
00:26:30him she's trying to see if he's legit you mean to tell me you two are married and you don't
00:26:34even
00:26:34know my baby girl's favorite food
00:26:39ow Eva sweetie kicking my foot oh sorry mom I oh geez it's okay look mom of course he knows
00:26:50it's
00:26:50and I would like to hear Max say it
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies I hear this right they're the best kind
00:27:10well of course it's it's it's pumpkin pie see are you happy now that's good but something still
00:27:18falls off mom don't make it weird okay we had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to
00:27:26know everything about each other but our marriage is real I guess your mom's just watching too many
00:27:31of those real short shows uh-huh now those are quality okay well then answer this where's your wedding
00:27:41ring Eva where's your wedding ring Eva I knew it was a good idea to pick this up well um
00:27:52it's silly
00:27:53face dropped it outside on the sidewalk luckily I was there to pick it up for silly face I am
00:28:02not paying
00:28:03extra for this consider it a Christmas gift you can afford this on a waste manager's salary well believe
00:28:13it or not miss Smith there is a lot of garbage out there and I'm not just talking about William
00:28:22so come on guys let's see
00:28:36and this is where y'all will be staying I have another room set up for Piper nice and festive
00:28:43for
00:28:43you no complications sorry honey uh mom you know what I should stay with Piper tonight oh honey
00:28:51newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart oh I just remembered the city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:59something about water conservation that means you have 15 minutes to shower 15 minutes I mean it's
00:29:06no big deal just shower together shower together just shower together okay you guys have a good night
00:29:16okay you hurt
00:29:42why are you stripping
00:29:46well I can't take a shower with my clothes on come on we're wasting time you have 15 minutes
00:29:51nice try I am not showering with you all right suit yourself more room for getting in there
00:29:57not if I meet you there first
00:30:15come on Max get out of the way you agreed nothing physical you're the one with the dirty thoughts wifey
00:30:22relax I won't touch you unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:39and your dreams
00:30:42free to join me
00:31:03you know if you keep staring at my ass you're not gonna have any shower water left you wish why
00:31:09are you giving in you pray you'll fall for me
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33This is gonna be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:38What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:44Oh, baby.
00:31:46I don't think I want you.
00:31:52I shouldn't.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Oh, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What? I didn't mean to cross anything.
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36Like this.
00:32:37We need to be sorry.
00:32:40Just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is...
00:32:57Is he...
00:32:58Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:13I just, um...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside.
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So, if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I wanna help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um...
00:33:58Max...
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:21And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:35Just curious.
00:34:36I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42No.
00:34:42Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure?
00:35:00Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Come here.
00:35:05Come here.
00:35:06Come here.
00:35:07Come here.
00:35:19The truth is...
00:35:21Is that I...
00:35:25Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:27Just a second!
00:35:28Come in!
00:35:43Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:49Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:50We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:52I can see that.
00:35:54Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:58Well, atta boy.
00:36:00You know what?
00:36:01Just put his shirt on.
00:36:02I'm going to go get her.
00:36:03Piper, here comes Grandpa.
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the
00:36:14down of a thistle.
00:36:15But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all,
00:36:23a good night.
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:30Good night, Piper.
00:36:35Is her dad still around?
00:36:37Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:42Uh, no.
00:36:42Well, that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:53From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:57He deserves to know.
00:37:08Max, you're Piper's father.
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:44Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:14Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:15Not on my watch.
00:38:22Yeah, this.
00:38:24I remember this.
00:38:35Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:42It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:44Wonderful.
00:38:45Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:49Oh, no.
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:51Sardines and saltines.
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:55It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:58Don't be shy.
00:38:59Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:01Max, you don't have to.
00:39:03No, no.
00:39:03It's okay.
00:39:04It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:07Oh, there we go.
00:39:16Yeah.
00:39:17Yeah.
00:39:19Yeah.
00:39:26Good?
00:39:27Mm.
00:39:28Good?
00:39:29It's grumpy.
00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:33You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:36Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:39That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:45Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:52Hey, don't worry.
00:39:53I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:57Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:39:59Just in case.
00:40:02Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:15Wait, that earring.
00:40:18Wait.
00:40:19That earring.
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:22I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:25Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:33Right.
00:40:34Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:36Anyone can have it.
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:39She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:43So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:47But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:51What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:54An aging single mom.
00:40:57Slim pickings.
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:01That explains it.
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:05Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:06Look, Ava is your niece.
00:41:08Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:16Exactly.
00:41:17Not like my Sierra.
00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:23Oh, they're here.
00:41:26Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:32Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:34Merry Christmas.
00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:38I am.
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:41Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:42Welcome.
00:41:42You're Ava's husband.
00:41:45But you're gorgeous.
00:41:49But how does Hanson miss you?
00:41:51Look at you two.
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:56Merry Christmas.
00:41:57This is for Max and I.
00:41:59Oh, my goodness.
00:42:00Thank you, Ava.
00:42:01Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:04Oops.
00:42:04Oh, my bad.
00:42:06Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:08How thrifty.
00:42:10Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:12Mommy's right, you mean all hacks.
00:42:15You little.
00:42:17You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:20Or you will lose yours.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:23You think you broke my wrist?
00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:31He could ruin your life.
00:42:44Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:46I'm fine.
00:42:47I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:52What are you?
00:42:55Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:57Did you just slap me?
00:42:59Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:01You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:03You know what, Sierra?
00:43:04I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:09Her family.
00:43:11She needs me.
00:43:16You okay, honey?
00:43:18Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:20Do something.
00:43:21You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:26Oh, wow.
00:43:27I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:35Let's call him.
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:39Please.
00:43:40Who do you think you are?
00:43:42Enough!
00:43:45There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:48Fine, Dad.
00:43:49Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:51They're just jealous.
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:57I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05All right, that's enough.
00:44:07Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:29Is this a joke?
00:44:32Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:34Hold it.
00:44:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:36My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:42My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:46King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:50Well, three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:55And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:57It's just petty.
00:44:58Maybe so.
00:44:59But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:04Fine.
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:07Come on, let's go.
00:45:08No, no.
00:45:09Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:16I know, dear.
00:45:17I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:23Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:24What was that?
00:45:29I just want to have our family together.
00:45:32Fine.
00:45:33We'll stay.
00:45:34Can I have a little napple?
00:45:37It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:38We'll get something right after.
00:45:40Like drive-thru?
00:45:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:49No stays.
00:45:50Ow.
00:45:51Seriously, are you okay?
00:45:53Yes, please.
00:45:54You hit my child.
00:45:55You're fucking crazy.
00:45:57Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:04Don't worry, baby.
00:46:05I'll handle it.
00:46:09Don't worry, baby.
00:46:10I'll handle it.
00:46:14I'll handle it.
00:46:17to try the best food you've ever had in your life okay sweetheart give me two
00:46:23minutes one phone call as if you have a chef on speed dial actually I do he's
00:46:31such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be Sam yeah send the troops
00:46:40and bring that king crab from Antarctica I'm already on my way
00:46:50you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica now I get why you
00:47:00married
00:47:01him Eva his silly delusions are just adorable Max what are you doing don't worry about it
00:47:07sweetheart Santa's already on his way actually five four three two
00:47:15a helicopter
00:47:27there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off Sam is like family I thought I'd introduce you to thanks boss boss
00:47:40Eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who I really am Eva I think it's time
00:47:46you
00:47:47actually know the truth I'm Maximus Harrison you're CEO of Harrison group come on you can stop kidding
00:48:02around if you were the CEO why would you be here pretending to be my husband no I actually am
00:48:08the
00:48:08CEO come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it
00:48:14Eva I'm not pretending mr. Harrison the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:30how is this possible this loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:48:39who are you I told you I told you I'm Eva's husband that chef called him mr. Harrison
00:48:45wait no hold on you're the actual CEO of the Harrison group you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:56hmm some of the small ones I mean you know that you work for me okay I sold to my
00:49:04own boss I'm finished
00:49:11okay I sold to my own boss I'm finished didn't think max would commit this hard pretending to be CEO
00:49:19is a hell of a move
00:49:20worth every penny I'm paying him for tonight your fee stands and with that your career
00:49:26you're fired you're fired fired Sam
00:49:34fired God I can't be fired
00:49:40mr. Harrison please you can have as much crab as you want please mr. Harrison I'll do anything
00:49:45guys take out the trash
00:49:48and you
00:49:54oh me mr. Harrison come on that was a Christmas joke a family tradition
00:50:01yeah well there's a new family tradition Sam
00:50:08will you do me the honors
00:50:12glassy
00:50:16merry Christmas
00:50:20father do something
00:50:22well you kind of deserve that
00:50:25I'm leaving
00:50:27pumpkin my favorite
00:50:34come on sweetie
00:50:35daddy have this crap line just for you
00:50:38eat as much as you want
00:50:39thanks daddy
00:50:44I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:46I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48honestly
00:50:50this is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:52well if you want we can have many more
00:50:54just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that
00:50:57or is he just playing the part
00:50:59I can't tell
00:51:01and that terrifies me
00:51:07Merry Christmas Miss Harrison
00:51:09I brought you a gift
00:51:10here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:12oh
00:51:18this is wonderful
00:51:21Sam I have a granddaughter
00:51:24tell me everything
00:51:25Miss Eva Smith
00:51:26single mother
00:51:27small town gal
00:51:28didn't finish high school
00:51:30currently works in retail
00:51:31oh Maximus
00:51:32I thought I raised you better
00:51:34a high school dropout
00:51:36in the Harrison family
00:51:39not a chance
00:51:44she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:47Maximus seems to like her
00:51:49silence
00:51:49get me the address where she works
00:51:51it's happy heels
00:51:53on Broadway
00:51:53that's nice
00:51:55we own that one
00:51:56good work
00:51:57but take off that stupid hat
00:52:09thanks
00:52:10so your dad insisted
00:52:12that I try this wine
00:52:13that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:18and how about you
00:52:23me?
00:52:24yeah
00:52:26are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva
00:52:43that birthmark
00:52:44family to me is a big commitment
00:52:47and I don't want any loose ends
00:52:49you know?
00:52:51Maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:53so much we're not telling each other
00:52:54uh
00:52:57no feelings, no complications
00:52:58that's what we agreed upon
00:52:59hey I didn't sign a contract
00:53:02Max
00:53:03yeah I guess you're right
00:53:06it's cold
00:53:08maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:12Max
00:53:14I need to tell you something
00:53:18something important
00:53:19what's gotten into her?
00:53:21is she hiding something?
00:53:23is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:26I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:31Piper is
00:53:35Piper is
00:53:36mommy, daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:38oh
00:53:39sweetie
00:53:40oh my gosh
00:53:41I'm swollen
00:53:42must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here with daddy
00:53:46mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:50come on Piper
00:53:51come on Piper
00:53:53oh
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58I promise
00:53:59I won't let anyone
00:54:00hurt you or mommy again
00:54:02but that's not true
00:54:03you're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:07uh
00:54:08daddy!
00:54:09no!
00:54:11wha
00:54:17don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:26well maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:28really?
00:54:29please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it was Sky?
00:54:37hmm
00:54:39I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:41scars make you look like a badass
00:54:42I have one too
00:54:45dad
00:54:46I got that when I was about your age
00:54:49some punk came at me with a
00:54:51switchblade
00:54:52really? no way
00:54:53no, it was actually a cactus
00:54:56but it's still cool
00:54:59I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:04Piper
00:55:05how long have you had that?
00:55:07my mom thought I had that when I was born
00:55:14and how old are you?
00:55:16six
00:55:17six?
00:55:18that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20okay I found the first aid kit
00:55:22Ivor are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:28what do I even say?
00:55:29right
00:55:29and how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:31sorry honey
00:55:32this man's your dad
00:55:33and he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:36um
00:55:37yeah
00:55:40can I see your hand sweetie?
00:55:42Eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:51Piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:04that must be an emergency
00:56:06excuse me
00:56:08sorry
00:56:08take this
00:56:15mommy are you okay?
00:56:18yeah
00:56:20mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you Max
00:56:31that woman is manipulating you
00:56:33she's a high school dropout
00:56:35doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40I'm Eva's husband
00:56:41Max, that man has no idea
00:56:44what a treasure
00:56:46he's missing out on
00:56:50I'm sorry Max
00:56:52you can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:54your mother would take her away
00:56:55after Christmas
00:56:57it's over
00:56:59Eva?
00:57:01Maximus?
00:57:02are you even listening to me?
00:57:05no, mom, mom, listen
00:57:06I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife
00:57:08and I've made up my mind
00:57:09I'm not leaving her
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:17hello
00:57:19thank you
00:57:20ha ha
00:57:22thank you
00:57:24this is for you grandma
00:57:30oh
00:57:31oh wow
00:57:32that's so cute
00:57:34uh, Derek this is from
00:57:36Eva and I
00:57:38oh, thank you so much
00:57:41thanks guys
00:57:41glad you're here
00:57:44oh!
00:57:47damn, these are nice
00:57:48grandpa, language
00:57:50little ears
00:57:56Piper
00:57:57do you wanna go see your present?
00:57:58it's in the other room
00:57:59by the train set
00:58:00here, I'll go with you
00:58:01remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03ready? ready?
00:58:04grandma got run over
00:58:05by a reindeer
00:58:06what we got guys?
00:58:07Billy
00:58:07walking home from our house
00:58:08Christmas Eve
00:58:13you never told me
00:58:17have we met before?
00:58:23have we met before?
00:58:26she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:46lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:47they're very common
00:58:48I feel so awful
00:58:49but I can't lose my child
00:58:52no matter how I feel about him
00:58:56maybe
00:58:59are you okay?
00:59:02were the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05no
00:59:06I'm fine
00:59:08um
00:59:10oh
00:59:10I almost forgot
00:59:14I got you this
00:59:15you got me a gift too?
00:59:17tis the season
00:59:19open it
00:59:33gloves
00:59:35did you make these?
00:59:37yeah
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:40but
00:59:40that's Christmas
00:59:42you've already done so much for me
00:59:44I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:45okay
00:59:47how do they feel?
00:59:49warm right?
00:59:51yeah
00:59:52warm
00:59:54soft
00:59:57perfect
01:00:02thank you Eva
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08really?
01:00:10yeah my mom
01:00:11she partied all the time
01:00:12and
01:00:13I got gifts
01:00:14plenty of them
01:00:15but
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20nothing personal
01:00:21well
01:00:23you deserve it
01:00:24you're a good guy
01:00:26and
01:00:27someday you'll
01:00:28find
01:00:29someone special
01:00:30to
01:00:31spend all your Christmases with
01:00:34what if that day's today
01:00:39what if I already found someone special
01:00:43right here
01:00:47well
01:01:09Max, we can't...
01:01:12if you want me to stop
01:01:14you better tell me right now
01:01:19come on
01:01:20I don't want you to stop
01:01:28no matter how many years pass
01:01:30I still can't resist him
01:01:35good
01:01:36sorry
01:01:44it's true
01:01:45it's true
01:01:46it's true
01:01:46it's true
01:01:46it's true
01:01:46but you...
01:01:54Oh God, you were trying to be fucking insane
01:01:58Yeah
01:01:59it's true
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see us.
01:02:33Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:26We can?
01:03:44I'll knock it out.
01:03:52What are you doing?
01:03:55Give me the survey.
01:04:00Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08W-what?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:13Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:47So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:51What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:14So, this is just a goodbye?
01:05:18I didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:52You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me please?
01:07:00Alright, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address on me either.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:42I'm going to share this with you.
01:07:43But if you're doing a better job,
01:07:44you need to be a better party.
01:07:44This is the truth.
01:07:45Just the truth, 10 times.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss? Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04Family? Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh.
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:19What?
01:09:20That's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi, welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome.
01:09:35I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size 7.
01:09:49Oh, little bitty can't even walk but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:53Come on.
01:09:53She wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:05That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:22I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:31This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:43People who insult her all day?
01:11:45Me?
01:11:45I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:12:01Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:19Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:28You are professional.
01:13:30Responsible.
01:13:31Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:38Out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:46I...
01:13:47I...
01:13:47I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:50No.
01:13:50Don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:59First assignment?
01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:06Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of the CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you talking...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop!
01:15:13And you...
01:15:14You lied to me at the store!
01:15:17Y...
01:15:18You were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:32Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:35How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:43I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57W-What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:16:04Eva...
01:16:05Let me go!
01:16:06I swear, it's not what you think!
01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds. Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:10I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:22Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:25Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:50Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:52I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Oh, bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing, running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years.
01:19:15That woman was Eva.
01:19:26Eva!
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Piper!
01:19:36Oh.
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be bright, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:00I, uh...
01:20:00I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have...
01:20:11Something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Mama!
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:29But you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:57I promise, for the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15I love you, too.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:17For real this time?
01:21:19Yeah, yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes!
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:21:37And the Christmas after that
01:21:39And forever
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
01:21:59You're tired!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:05Again
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
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