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Act Like You Love Me
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00:20Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:47Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:06Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:16Okay.
01:28Okay.
01:31Okay.
01:34Okay.
01:48my sketches and if you told me that you would show those to the design department
01:52Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
02:02Perfect.
02:05Roll in! There's another leak in the ceiling!
02:32I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down. Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
02:44The fuck? You need to get out of my room. I said you need to get out of my room.
02:52Everyone out. This is my house. This is my life. So get out!
02:59Get everyone the fuck out of here now. All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
03:42Come on. Two more.
03:45Last one.
03:47Okay. Good work. Good work. Yeah.
03:49Hey, can I tell you something? Well, that's never good.
03:53You ready? As ready as I could be.
03:57I'm going to be an actor. You what? Look, some waitress, someone needed my help and
04:03I agreed. You realize you're a famous billionaire, right? Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but
04:09um, look man, she's super sweet and she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
04:18Totally normal request. Look man, I just need something. Something different. You know,
04:24I can't do this anymore. I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty. Okay,
04:28so let me get this straight. You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
04:35Yeah. Okay. Crazy things have happened. I got your back, boss. Thanks, Dino. And you'll see,
04:41she's great. Whatever you say, boss. Another set. Hey, George. Welcome back. Hey. This is the money
04:55that I owe you. What can I get for you? I'll take a black coffee. Coffee? Yeah. Sure.
05:04You're back with that. Okay.
05:08Let me guess. Acting not going so well. I've hit a bit of a dry patch. Yeah.
05:18I don't believe in love. Fine. I want a divorce. Did you hear him? I ruined my son. Your son
05:25is
05:25fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to hide on himself. Just try to keep
05:30your
05:31heart open. If not for yourself or Benji. I think I have an idea. Okay. What is that?
05:39I want to hire you. You want to hire me? To pretend to be in love with me. An acting
05:45gig.
05:46I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me. You know, like a
05:52happy couple.
05:54Oh, um, yeah. I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
06:02Me? What do you say? Deal. Deal.
06:13Oh, my God. Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon. No idea what you're doing.
06:22What's this? Oh, no. Let's do. It's not good.
06:28It's not good. Urgent child support.
06:39Last notice of child support must pay.
06:42We'll not be paying that.
06:44Last notice of child support.
06:51I don't know.
07:00Ah! Fuck!
07:03No, no, no, no!
07:08Fucking no.
07:09Hello, Delilah.
07:14You look quite nice tonight.
07:21Why, thank you, George.
07:24You look quite nice as well.
07:32Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice, too.
07:36Can I offer you something to drink?
07:41No, thank you.
07:46I'm fine.
07:52This is going to be great.
07:56Okay.
07:58Come on, Benji! Come on!
08:01You can do it, Benji! Come on!
08:05Come on, Benji! Hit the ball for once!
08:09Let's go, Benji! You're doing great!
08:12Hey, Tony.
08:15Hey, Delilah.
08:17Looking good as always.
08:19Looking good as always? Somebody likes you.
08:22Shut up.
08:22All right, Benji!
08:24Nice with that dribble! Nice!
08:34Oh, my God. That's him.
08:40That's who?
08:43The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
08:46Delilah, what are you talking about?
08:49He's coming over.
08:50What are you talking about?
08:52Hey, George.
08:53Hey, Delilah.
08:59Oh, for Christ's sake! Man up, boy!
09:02Don't say that.
09:03Oh, my God. Can I go? I'm so bored.
09:06Oh, for fuck's sake.
09:08Thank God. I have a mani-pedi.
09:09Come on. Let's get out of here.
09:11You don't want to say hi to him?
09:14No.
09:15It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
09:18Who the fuck are you?
09:19I'm George. I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
09:23Delilah's new boyfriend.
09:25Yes.
09:27Yeah. We are dating.
09:29What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
09:33He's an actor.
09:34Oh, he's an actor. That makes it even better.
09:37Wow. You are such a riot, Delilah.
09:40Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you proved me wrong.
09:42What's that, bud?
09:47Nothing.
09:48We gotta get out of here.
09:49Wish you two the best.
09:53Hey, asshole!
09:56Where's the child support?
09:59Don't worry, Boopy. I'll handle it.
10:01You just focus on making the ka-ching.
10:06I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
10:09All right, I think I'm gonna get going.
10:10But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
10:13Yes, yes, yes. Our date.
10:17See you tomorrow.
10:22Girl, you better tell me everything now.
10:32No, no, no, no. You're not supposed to do that.
10:34I'm a starving artist. They have lint on their shirts.
10:37I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
10:40Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
10:45Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
10:49Delilah doesn't want anything from me. She just wants me to play a role.
10:54I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
11:01Yeah, it's gonna be nice. You'll see.
11:05And you should take the night off. Take Janice out to dinner. On me.
11:09Hell no, boss. I'm keeping an eye on you. From a distance.
11:13No, it'll be fine. Nobody will know who I am.
11:15That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
11:18and I ain't taking any chances.
11:20Do not follow me.
11:22Yes, boss.
11:24Later.
11:38Hey, how are you? I'm George.
11:40I'm Benji.
11:44Well, hello.
11:47Hello there. How are you? I am very excited about our date.
11:51I am looking forward to our date as well.
11:55Won't you come in?
11:57Ah, yes. Thank you.
12:06Oh, my.
12:10Bad plumbing is making the roof leak. We have a lousy landlord.
12:15But you look quite nice tonight.
12:18Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice as well.
12:24Why are you guys acting so weird?
12:26Hi. I'm Roland, the babysitter. I think it's time for you to get going.
12:31Oh, but...
12:32Yes.
12:32Yes.
12:33Um, yeah.
12:33What if...
12:34Yeah.
12:36That was so strange.
12:38I know.
12:44Well, that didn't go too well.
12:47Yeah.
12:47No Academy Award for us.
12:50Maybe we should practice.
12:52That sounds good, yeah.
12:57Uh, so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
13:05Yeah, probably go eat. I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
13:09Yeah, it's pretty good.
13:11What are you gonna do?
13:12Uh, same. Probably grab a bite to eat. Maybe hit a bookstore.
13:18Well, that's just silly. I mean, why don't we go together?
13:24Sure. Sounds good.
13:26Okay.
13:33So, tell me, why wedding dresses?
13:37Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride,
13:44have my happy ending. And then I eloped with Andy and he had an affair.
13:56Then we got a divorce. And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
14:01My roof is leaking. Um, my car is useless. And I work in a diner.
14:08Sure. So, best laid plans, I guess.
14:15You know, you should call my attorney friend. He's helped me with some things in the past.
14:20I think he can help you with this child support issue. I would tell him that you're a friend of
14:25mine.
14:27Yeah, of course.
14:28I will.
14:33Should probably get back from our date soon.
14:38Split the bill?
14:40Yeah, sure. Split the bill.
14:44Check, please.
14:53Hey, Bernard. This is Justin. You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
14:59Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit. He won't pay child support. And he works at Lestile,
15:05but I can't fire him unless he might sue. Or he might figure out who I am. So the least
15:10I can do is
15:11try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her. And she can't know who I am. She
15:15thinks my
15:16name is George. Thanks, ma'am.
15:22Hey, Dino.
15:23Yes, boss.
15:24Let's buy Delilah's building. Let's fix the roof on it.
15:29Sure thing.
15:30Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car. Nothing too fancy, though. She's not that
15:34type
15:34of girl. And keep everything anonymous.
15:37You got it.
15:44What's going on?
15:46Someone about the building. They're putting on a new roof.
15:49What?
15:50Oh, my God.
15:51That's amazing, right?
16:02I'm not that type of girl.
16:04I'm not that type of girl.
16:12I'm not that type of girl.
16:14I'm not that type of girl.
16:21I'm not that type of girl.
16:21I'm not that type of girl.
16:21I'm not that type of girl.
16:21I'm not that type of girl.
16:22I'm not that type of girl.
16:23I'm not that type of girl.
16:24I'm not that type of girl.
17:29Department of Child Services?
17:32Delinquency of child support?
17:34Department of Child Services?
17:40Department of Child Services?
17:53Anyway...
17:59We need to talk.
18:07I need you to follow Delilah James.
18:12That's her address.
18:13Find me some dirt.
18:15I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
18:19She's ruining my perfect life.
18:20Okay, ma'am. You got it.
18:23Yeah, and don't mess it up.
18:26Good work.
18:34What's ten minus four?
18:36You know the answer to that.
18:39Dang.
18:43Ah, shoot.
18:45I left my phone in my bedroom. George, can you get it for me?
18:49Willen's gonna call?
18:50Yeah, sure. No problem.
18:52Thanks.
18:54Thanks.
19:04Aw.
19:23Wow.
19:25Oh, thank you again.
19:25I had a good time.
19:26Yeah, it was fun.
19:27We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
19:31I think we sounded really good.
19:33But we should practice some more, just in case.
19:37Sure.
19:38That'd be great.
19:40Well, good night.
19:43Good night.
20:01Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:04Wait, what?
20:05Who?
20:06A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:08But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:11It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:16I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:20Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:22Not any that I know of.
20:25Oh, don't look at me.
20:27Look, it's got your name on it.
20:29Oh my god.
20:32It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:36They gave me this to you as well.
20:41I guess my luck is finally changing.
20:47I think that we should practice kissing.
20:53I think that would be a good idea.
21:23we'll make it live in life.
21:25We'll make it live today.
21:52Mission accomplished.
21:55He's asleep.
22:00What?
22:03Nothing.
22:04I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:09Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:12Sure.
22:29I think that we should practice kissing.
22:37So, tell me something good.
22:39What'd you get?
22:39I'm sorry, ma'am.
22:40I ain't got nothing.
22:42That woman, she's clean and just boring.
22:45That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
22:47Zip, zilch, nada.
22:51How is that possible?
22:53Don't shrug me.
22:55Ow!
22:55That, who it?
22:58Damn it.
22:59How dare she?
23:00My boobie owes her a lot of money.
23:02Money that could be spent on me.
23:06Us?
23:09Okay, this is what I want you to do.
23:11Get rid of them.
23:12If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
23:16And all the money goes to me.
23:19I mean us.
23:21Let me get this straight.
23:23Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
23:27Ow!
23:28Damn it!
23:29Don't say it out loud.
23:30It gives me the creeps.
23:31But you gotta...
23:32I mean, ow!
23:34Alright, alright.
23:35I'll handle it.
23:36I'll do it.
23:37Excellent.
23:38Consider it done.
23:40Good.
23:42Let me know when you finish.
23:44Also, I need the keys to an apartment.
23:46Bye!
24:03Oh my god.
24:03George, wake up!
24:05The time!
24:05What?
24:06Ben, she's gonna be up in five minutes.
24:07That's right.
24:09Oh, okay, yeah.
24:10Come on!
24:10Okay.
24:11Okay, just go up front.
24:13And pretend that you're just surviving.
24:15And you're gonna take Benji to school.
24:17Okay.
24:20Just go!
24:21Okay, okay.
24:22No, no, no.
24:23Go, go, go, go.
24:31Come on, finish up.
24:32We're gonna be late.
24:33I don't wanna eat this.
24:34Yes.
24:37Grab your bag.
24:38Come on.
24:39Okay.
24:44Hurry.
24:44Let's go.
24:45Okay.
24:50Hey.
24:51Hi.
25:09There we go.
25:17We're fucked.
25:19Come on, Reb.
25:20Give us a break.
25:21Hey, that was a foul.
25:27Oh, shit.
25:28Oh my god.
25:30Hang on.
25:30Off.
25:31Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
25:34What is he doing?
25:35Your kid's a bitch.
25:37Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
25:39Everything all right?
25:40No.
25:42What's wrong?
25:43My ankle.
25:45You sure it's your ankle?
25:46I can't do it.
25:47What is it saying?
25:49No idea.
25:50Oh, for the love of...
25:53Listen.
25:55We all believe that you can do it.
25:57You just need to believe that you can.
25:59Look at me.
26:01Reb, can we have a second?
26:04Hey, hey, look at me.
26:06You can do this.
26:08And I know that you taking this pony cake is a big deal.
26:11And it is.
26:13But Messi misses sometimes.
26:15You know?
26:17And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
26:20It's about you having the courage to try.
26:24And look.
26:25We are both proud of you.
26:27Whether you make it or not.
26:30Yeah.
26:32You ready?
26:33Yeah.
26:35There you go.
26:37And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
26:40Everything will work out.
26:41I promise.
26:42Okay.
26:43All right, buddy.
26:47I can do it.
26:51Come on, Ben.
26:53Come on, son. You can do it.
26:54Shoot him for Christ's sake.
26:56Oh, my God.
26:58I can do it. I can do it. I can do it.
27:11I can do it.
27:12I can do it.
27:12Oh, my God.
27:15Yes.
27:18Hey, Boobie, let's go. I have a hair appointment.
27:21Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
27:23Yeah.
27:24My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
27:27And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week,
27:29and I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
27:32Thank you, Tony. I'm...
27:34I'm actually with him now, so...
27:38With him?
27:39Yeah.
27:40You're serious?
27:42Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
27:44This guy's just some two-bit actor.
27:46You see him out there acting on the field?
27:48Pretending to help Benji?
27:53I didn't know you were such a slut.
27:55Hey!
27:58Get your own kid, you freak.
28:00Let's go.
28:02Um, I'm hard now.
28:05Ew. Okay, can we go?
28:06Let's go. Come on. Come on, let's go.
28:07I can't. I really fuck.
28:14I can't believe I won a car
28:16from a contest I don't even remember entering.
28:19And you got your roof fixed.
28:20I wonder who bought the building.
28:22He seems like a really decent guy.
28:24Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
28:26Hey, hey!
28:27Whoa, whoa, whoa!
28:29Just...
28:29Please, don't do this.
28:30I have a child at home.
28:32Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
28:34You can take it, and you can go right now, man.
28:35Just turn around. Come on.
28:37Come on.
28:38Just turn.
28:39Fuck.
28:41Damn it.
28:42Listen, sorry.
28:43It ain't nothing personal, okay?
28:46Hey, look, you could just take the money...
29:02Dino!
29:03Thank God, man.
29:03You okay, boss?
29:04Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.
29:05You okay?
29:06Okay.
29:07Okay.
29:08Wait.
29:09You two know each other?
29:12Uh, Dino is my cousin.
29:16Yeah.
29:19But he called you Boss.
29:21Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
29:24He was a real bossy SOB.
29:27Yeah, that's right.
29:28I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
29:31Lucky coincidence.
29:33Yeah, very lucky.
29:34Thank you, Dino.
29:36Anytime.
29:37We should go.
29:39Come on.
29:42Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
29:44I think it will really scare him.
29:48I, um...
29:50I...
29:51What?
29:53Look, I don't know what I would do
29:55if something were to happen to you.
29:57I think I would...
30:00Maybe...
30:01What's going on?
30:02I'm falling for you.
30:04I'm in love with you.
30:06No, you aren't.
30:09Yes, I am.
30:10And what's so wrong with that?
30:11Listen, George.
30:13You are something really good
30:15that's come into my life.
30:18Because of a silly idea that I had.
30:21Okay.
30:21The plan worked.
30:23Okay?
30:23Benji's fine.
30:25He thinks that we're in love.
30:26Yeah, because we are.
30:27No, we aren't.
30:29Yes, we are.
30:30No, love ruins everything.
30:32Okay?
30:34Love was not part of the deal here.
30:36Part of the deal?
30:37What about the other night?
30:40Hmm?
30:41The other night was a mistake
30:42and that will never happen again.
30:44Are you serious?
30:46Yeah.
30:49Whatever, Delilah.
30:50I did.
30:51I'm not that type of guy.
30:52But if you're that type of girl,
30:54then my bad.
30:54Oh!
30:57I am not that kind of girl at all
30:59and you better take that back.
31:01Delilah.
31:03Whatever.
31:04You know I'm gonna go.
31:17Hey, boss.
31:18How about I heat you up some soup?
31:20Dino, Dino, Dino.
31:21Man, women are nothing but trouble.
31:25You know, they think they know what they want,
31:28then they get what they want,
31:29and that actually is not even what they wanted.
31:33And women are trouble.
31:34That's the bottom line.
31:35That's what I'm trying to say here.
31:37I'm sorry, man.
31:39No, it's fine.
31:41Dino, you should go home.
31:43Straight to your wife
31:44because you got a good one.
31:46Yes, sir.
31:47And you should cherish her.
31:49Yes, sir.
31:50Yeah.
31:52Yeah.
31:54It's got a good one.
32:19It's got a good one.
32:37There's nothing in here.
32:48Come on.
33:18Tell me, what you got?
33:21I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
33:23I'm sorry.
33:24He had some goon there.
33:25He came out of nowhere's.
33:27What?
33:30They've seen my face.
33:32I gotta have to lay low for a while.
33:34You idiot!
33:35I told you to do one thing!
33:37Ow!
33:38Ow!
33:39I clearly have to do everything on my own!
33:41You should have saw it, I think the guy was.
33:43Idiot.
33:50Hey, sexy.
33:52Hey.
33:53What is it?
33:54What's wrong?
33:57Okay.
33:58I have to show you something.
34:00You can't laugh, okay?
34:03What?
34:04Of course.
34:05Anything for you, boobie.
34:12Cher, they're actually amazing.
34:15So you'll pitch it?
34:16Of course.
34:18Yeah.
34:19Yeah, it will.
34:20Thank you, boobie.
34:23Wow.
34:24Incredible.
34:24Hey.
34:45How's your dad?
34:59Boopie? Mama's in the mood. Boopie. Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
35:17Boopie.
35:48George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
36:09George, please don't let this affect our friendship. Benji misses you. I miss you.
36:17Call me.
36:35Fine.
36:38We're around seven o'clock. This better be important.
36:46Listen. I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee? Just a coffee.
36:56Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
37:07Hey, Dino. Yes, boss.
37:09Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange. I kind of
37:15want to just know what's up.
37:16Consider it done. Thank you.
37:22So what is this about?
37:25Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit. No.
37:32I've been thinking about us. Us. There is no us.
37:39But there is. There could be. When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew
37:48I made a big mistake.
37:49We're a family. We're the perfect family.
37:54You've got to be kidding me.
37:59How dare you?
38:06How dare you?
38:08Sharon Boopy!
38:10This was not my idea.
38:12You're lying. You're trying to steal my man. I already told you. He's mine, you slut.
38:18Tell her. This was your idea. He wants us to get back together.
38:22Oh.
38:23I don't know what you're talking about. Sharon, she begged me to meet her. She said it was an emergency.
38:29Something about Benji.
38:30You coward.
38:32She grabbed my hand. She was begging me. It was pathetic.
38:37Okay.
38:46Take that, you slut.
38:48I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
38:51You're a worm.
38:54And you're fucking crazy.
38:57And this man does not pay his child support.
39:01Okay.
39:06Boopy.
39:06Don't even start.
39:08What the hell is this? You're embarrassing me. It's disgusting. Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
39:19Okay.
39:20Hey.
39:22Hey.
39:23Thank you for meeting with me. I'm happy to see you.
39:28Yeah.
39:29Yeah. What do you want, Delilah?
39:33I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
39:43Look, I was wrong. I...
39:47What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake. And I was confused.
39:52What do you mean you were confused?
39:54How was dinner last night?
39:57With Andy.
39:59What?
40:00I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
40:04How do you know about that?
40:05Ah.
40:07So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands. How romantic.
40:13Oh, my God. Did you have me followed?
40:15You're not even denying it.
40:18God.
40:19I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
40:23Yeah.
40:24And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
40:29Right. Yeah, right.
40:31And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
40:37But now I realize I was wrong.
40:39You're just an asshole.
40:43And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
40:50God.
40:52Oh!
40:55I hope I never have to see you again.
41:00Christ.
41:08Mom?
41:10Yeah, hon?
41:11Can I ask you a personal question?
41:15Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
41:19Where's George?
41:21George.
41:22You heard me.
41:24Where's George?
41:27Um...
41:28Did you have a fight?
41:31Well...
41:31Did you break up?
41:39I don't know.
41:41Sometimes grown-ups, they...
41:44They have to make decisions.
41:46Well, it's okay.
41:47You broke up.
41:49Don't worry about it.
41:51I'm used to it.
41:53I'm sorry, Benji.
41:56I really am.
42:11It wasn't your card, George.
42:14It wasn't your card, George.
42:17Delilah!
42:18Delilah!
42:18Delilah!
42:19What?
42:19What?
42:20Um...
42:20A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style
42:25show and I couldn't use them and gave them to me.
42:28What?
42:30Wait, that is like...
42:32Huge.
42:32Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
42:35How are you?
42:37Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
42:39And guilt...
42:41Baby, guilt.
42:44And guess who's gonna be my date?
42:46Who?
42:47You silly!
42:48What?
42:48Yeah!
42:54Wait, those are my designs.
42:57What?
42:58Those look exactly like my dresses.
43:00You see?
43:01Oh my God, they do!
43:04We have to go.
43:09Thank you for meeting with me.
43:11Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:14Um...
43:15Are you here alone?
43:16Yeah, it's my God.
43:17Mom's at work and Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:19He does it every time.
43:21Don't tell Mom.
43:23Okay.
43:24I want to talk about Mom.
43:28Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
43:31Mom has been super sad.
43:34And I'm sorry to hear about that.
43:36You know she loves you, right?
43:39Wait, what?
43:39What?
43:40I can tell.
43:42M-Benji, it's not what you think.
43:45Look...
43:47Your mom hired me to...
43:48I know you've been pretending.
43:50What?
43:51I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
43:53so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
43:57Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
43:59But...
43:59And you love her too.
44:00But there's some...
44:02So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans,
44:03and please get back together.
44:06Deal?
44:10Deal.
44:10Mm-hmm.
44:31Mm-hmm.
44:32Boopie, I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
44:36Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
44:38There they are.
44:43Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show,
44:47we have a very special treat.
44:49Today, after years of secrecy,
44:51Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
44:56founder, and primary designer.
44:58Oh, my God.
45:01We're fucked.
45:03Oh, my God.
45:05Ladies and gentlemen,
45:06please put your hands together for none other than...
45:09Justin Fitzgerald!
45:22Isn't that...
45:22Yes.
45:26George.
45:32Did you know about that?
45:33Yeah.
45:34He gave me the tickets.
45:35But how could you keep this a secret from me?
45:37Did you know about that?
45:39Yeah.
45:40He gave me the tickets.
45:41But how could you keep this a secret from me?
45:43Not a secret, Milo.
45:44A surprise.
45:46It was Hendry.
45:48Wow.
45:48I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
45:53You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
45:56Oh, my God.
45:58Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
46:04And the truth is...
46:07I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
46:13The greatest and latest design discovery.
46:16And the love of my life.
46:19Holy fuck.
46:22Damn it.
46:23This isn't fair.
46:24So, on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses
46:30designed by my love, Delilah.
46:56Disgusting.
47:08Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say.
47:13And it is very important.
47:29Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
47:56Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
48:07Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
48:16Yes.
48:18What?
48:20Yes.
48:21You will.
48:22I will.
48:23You will.
48:38The clothing was disgusting.
48:40Terrible.
48:41Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
48:45Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
48:49No.
48:49Boobie.
48:50Boobie, make it stop.
48:51No, no, no.
48:52Boobie.
48:52Boobie, make it stop.
48:54Oh, shut up, Sharon.
49:01I now pronounce you husband and wife.
49:04Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
49:08But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself.
49:13Your truth, and your joy.
49:16Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
49:24Nothing?
49:25Nothing.
49:26What do you mean she gets nothing?
49:28She signed a prenup.
49:29She's entitled to nothing.
49:32Let me see that.
49:37This looks like a marriage license.
49:40You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
49:45You should have read the fine print.
49:48You tricked her?
49:49Shame on you.
49:51Okay, can we go?
49:52I have a nail appointment.
49:53Whore!
49:54You do, however, get child support.
49:58Wait, what?
49:59I'm sorry.
50:00That's the law.
50:02Well, fuck the law.
50:13Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
50:16I want a divorce.
50:18I think it's time you find your own place.
50:19Fine, I want a divorce.
50:21I'm a horrible mother.
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