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Act Like You Love Me - Full Movie
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:47Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:54Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:10Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:20Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:28Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:41You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have an appointment.
01:48You're a whore.
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:11I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:18I'm sorry.
02:32I want a divorce.
02:34I want a divorce.
02:37I want a divorce.
02:38My sketches?
02:52Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:56You're not a designer.
03:04Perfect.
03:07Roland!
03:08There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:35I'm getting bored.
03:36I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure.
03:38I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:52Everyone out.
03:57This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people.
04:05Party's over.
04:06Let's go.
04:07Party's over.
04:08All right, people.
04:09Party's over.
04:10Come on.
04:12I'll be there.
04:13I'll be there.
04:18Correct.
04:21See you later.
04:21Sit on!
04:22Bye-bye.
04:22Bye-bye.
04:23Come on.
04:23Bye-bye.
04:25So, welcome.
04:25Upkommen from the restaurant.
04:28Yea-bye.
04:31How'd you guys listen to me?
04:33Hey George welcome back hey this is the money that I owe you
04:48what can I get for you I'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
04:54get back with that okay
04:58let me guess acting not going so well I've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah I
05:10don't believe in love fine I want a divorce did you hear him I ruined my son
05:17your son is fantastic but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever gonna hide himself
05:21just try to keep your heart open if not for yourself or Benji I think I have an
05:28idea okay what is that I want to hire you you want to hire me to pretend to be
05:36in love with me an acting gig I really want my son to see what it looks like for
05:41someone to love me you know a happy couple
05:47oh yeah yeah I cannot pay you much but seems like you need the money what do you
05:57say
06:00deal deal
06:05come on two more last one okay good work good work yeah hey can I tell you something
06:23well that's never good you ready as ready as I could be
06:27I'm gonna be an actor you what look some waitress someone needed my help and I
06:36agreed
06:37you realize you're a famous billionaire right yeah she doesn't know that part yet but
06:41um look man she's super sweet and she um and she wants to show her son that love is
06:49real totally normal request look man I just need something something different you know I
06:56can't do this anymore I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty okay so let
07:01me get this straight you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend yeah okay crazy
07:09things have happened I got your back boss thanks you know you'll see she's great whatever you say
07:15boss another set oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me Sharon no idea what you're
07:25doing what's this oh no let's do it's not good urgent child support
07:40last notice of child support must pay will not be paying that
07:50oh no no no no no hello Delilah
08:19you look quite nice tonight why thank you George you look quite nice as well
08:34why thank you George you look quite nice too can I offer you something to drink no
08:48no thank you I'm fine this is gonna be great okay
09:04come on Benji come on you can do it Benji come on come on Benji hit the ball for once let's go Benji you're doing great hey Tony hey Delilah looking good as always looking good as always somebody likes you all right Benji he does nice with that dribble nice with that dribble nice with that dribble
09:32nice
09:34oh my god that's him
09:39oh my god that's him
09:43that's who
09:47that's who
09:48uh
09:50the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend Delilah what are you talking about
09:54Delilah what are you talking about
09:56he's coming over
09:57what are you talking about
09:58hey George
09:59hey Delilah
10:00oh for Christ's sake man up boy
10:04don't say that oh my god can I go I'm so bored for fuck's sake thank god I have a mani paddy
10:16come on let's get out of here
10:17you don't want to say hi to him
10:19no
10:21it's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:23it's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:25who the fuck are you
10:26I'm George
10:27I'm Delilah's new boyfriend
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend
10:35yes
10:37yeah
10:38we are dating
10:39what do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:42he's an actor
10:44oh he's an actor
10:46that makes it even better
10:47wow
10:48you are such a riot Delilah
10:50just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:52you proved me wrong
10:53what's that bud?
10:57nothing
10:58we gotta get out of here
10:59wish you two the best
11:03hey asshole
11:06where's the child support?
11:09don't worry boopy
11:10I'll handle it
11:11you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:16I think I just womaned in my mouth
11:18all right
11:19all right I think I'm gonna get going
11:20but um
11:21I'll see you tomorrow for the date
11:22right?
11:23yes
11:24yes yes
11:25our date
11:27see you tomorrow
11:31girl
11:32you better tell me everything now
11:44no no no no no
11:45you're not supposed to do that
11:46I'm a starving artist
11:47they have lint on their shirts
11:48I still think this is a hair brained idea
11:51Dino
11:52this is the first time in my life
11:54where I can be
11:55a normal person
11:56nobody after my money
11:57or my status
11:58or what I can do for them
12:00Delilah doesn't
12:02want anything from me
12:03she just
12:04wants me to play a role
12:06I do have to say
12:07it's nice to see you smile again
12:09hmm
12:12yeah
12:13it's gonna be nice
12:14you'll see
12:15and you should take the night off
12:17take Janice out to dinner
12:19on me
12:20hell no boss
12:21I'm keeping an eye on you
12:23from a distance
12:24no it'll be fine
12:25nobody will know who I am
12:26that may be the case
12:27but you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:29and I ain't taking any chances
12:31do not follow me
12:33yes boss
12:34later
12:35hey how are you I'm George
12:52I'm Benji
12:56well hello
12:58hello there how are you I am very excited about our date
13:02I am looking forward to our date as well
13:08won't you come in
13:09ah yes thank you
13:19oh my
13:23bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:25we have a lousy landlord
13:27oh but you look quite nice tonight
13:31why thank you George
13:34you look quite nice as well
13:37why are you guys acting so weird
13:39hi
13:40I'm Roland
13:41the babysitter
13:42I think it's time for you to get going
13:44yes
13:45yes
13:46what if
13:48that was so strange
13:50I know
13:51I know
13:58well
13:59that didn't go too well
14:01yeah no academy award for us
14:04maybe we should practice
14:06that sounds good yeah
14:10uh
14:12so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours
14:14while we're on our
14:15supposed date
14:16yeah
14:19yeah probably go eat
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner
14:24yeah it's pretty good
14:25what are you gonna do
14:26uh same
14:27probably
14:29grab a bite to eat
14:30maybe hit a bookstore
14:32well that's just silly
14:33I mean
14:35why don't we go together
14:37sure
14:39sounds good
14:41okay
14:46so tell me
14:51why wedding dresses
14:53well
14:54ever since I was a little girl
14:55I always wanted to wear the dress
14:58be the bride
14:59yeah
15:00have my happy ending
15:03and then
15:05I eloped with Andy
15:08and
15:09he had an affair
15:12then we got a divorce
15:13and now
15:14of course
15:15he hasn't paid a dime of child support
15:17my roof is leaking
15:19um
15:20my car is useless
15:22and
15:23I work in a diner
15:26so
15:28best laid plans
15:29I guess
15:31you know you should call my
15:33attorney friend
15:35he's helped me with some things in the past
15:36I think he can help you with this
15:38child support issue
15:40I wanna tell him that you're a friend of mine
15:41thank you
15:42yeah of course
15:43you will
15:49should probably get back from our date
15:52soon
15:54split the bill
15:56yeah sure
15:57split the bill
16:00check please
16:01hey Bernard
16:02this is Justin
16:03you're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James
16:16long story short
16:18her ex is a piece of shit
16:19he won't pay child support
16:21and he works at Lestile
16:22but I can't fire him
16:23unless he might sue
16:25or he might figure out who I am
16:27so the least I can do is try to help
16:29get some money back from this douche bag from her
16:31and she can't know who I am
16:32she thinks my name is George
16:34thanks ma'am
16:39hey Dino
16:41yes boss
16:43let's buy Delilah's building
16:45let's fix the roof on it
16:47sure thing
16:48tell him why you're at it
16:49if you can buy her a car
16:50nothing too fancy though
16:51she's not that type of girl
16:53and keep everything anonymous
16:55you got it
16:56thank you
17:03what's going on?
17:04someone about the building
17:05they're putting on a new roof
17:07what?
17:09oh my god
17:10that's amazing right?
17:11thank you
18:41Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services, delinquency of child support?
18:55Oh, you are hereby.
19:25I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32That's her address.
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:44Yeah.
19:45And don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:53I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
20:01I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:11That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:37Wait, what?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:47I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:58Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:02Oh, my God.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:07They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:23What's 10 minus 4?
21:26You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:32Oh, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Well, I'm just going to call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:55Bye.
21:56Bye.
22:07Bye.
22:08Bye.
22:11Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
22:19What?
22:21Nothing. I just, um...
22:23I think that we should practice.
22:27Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:31Sure.
22:41I think that we should practice kissing.
22:53I think that we should practice kissing.
22:59I think that would be a good idea.
23:05I think that we should practice kissing.
23:11To do with kids.
23:13We should practice kissing.
23:15We should practice kissing.
23:17We should practice kissing.
23:19I think that we would practice kissing.
23:21Do the mirror or drop.
23:23And see the left side of the mirror.
23:25And see the other side of the mirror.
23:27It's awesome.
23:29To have at least a chance.
23:31I feel like you are surrounded by people.
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