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00:00:05Oh
00:00:46What are you doing?
00:00:48Nothing.
00:00:50Why are you in here?
00:00:52Maddie said the seventh grade boys are sneaking over for a kissing party.
00:00:55I know. I'm so nervous.
00:00:58Then don't do it.
00:00:58I'm calling my mom to pick me up.
00:01:00You can't. Maddie said we all have to kiss them.
00:01:02I don't want to kiss.
00:01:03Wear thong underpants. I hate thong underpants.
00:01:06But I'm worried if I wear normal underpants and no kissing stuff,
00:01:09then Maddie won't invite me to sleep over as anymore.
00:01:14Well, you could sleep over at mine.
00:01:17Tonight?
00:01:19Yeah. I mean, we're not allowed to watch TV, which sucks.
00:01:21But we could do braids.
00:01:23And I have a trundle bed.
00:01:24I love trundle beds.
00:01:26Do you have a best friend?
00:01:29No.
00:01:31You?
00:01:33No.
00:01:35Take me down, down, I don't know where to go.
00:01:38I can't come out today.
00:01:40And Katie's famous.
00:01:42But I don't give a shit.
00:01:43I've tried my best to live within two weeks.
00:01:47That's the best in me.
00:01:49What's wrong with my life?
00:01:51Yeah.
00:01:51So that's the next feature.
00:01:54You are going to be a doctor.
00:01:56I don't want to be a doctor.
00:02:04This is Katie's future.
00:02:07You can marry me to Daniel.
00:02:11Daniel is my boyfriend.
00:02:19You are going to be a doctor.
00:02:24The gas tank was empty.
00:02:28It always had that scrim.
00:02:31I've been doing my best here
00:02:34But that's not good enough
00:02:37I'll try harder next year
00:02:40Don't call me
00:02:44Okay, read another post. Give me a hard one.
00:02:47Uh, okay.
00:02:48From Seattle to Savannah, what a long, strange trip it's been.
00:02:53Hashtag van life.
00:02:55Tom Breyer?
00:02:55How did you know that?
00:02:57Because Tom Breyer needs to get a job.
00:02:58No, no, no.
00:02:59Let me find a good one.
00:02:59Get a good one.
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:03Okay, this one's hard.
00:03:05Okay.
00:03:06Here's to adulting forever with this one.
00:03:08He put a ring on it.
00:03:10Singular exclamation.
00:03:11Sarah Casper.
00:03:11You're cheating.
00:03:12I'm not cheating. I'm that good.
00:03:13She's engaged?
00:03:15She's a child.
00:03:17She's 32 years old.
00:03:20Sarah Casper would throw it all away for, like, some random guy.
00:03:24That was random. They've been dating since college.
00:03:26Do you have any snacks?
00:03:27Do you have any dinner?
00:03:29I have peanut butter.
00:03:30And what?
00:03:31A spoon?
00:03:32Oh, my God. Let me make you something.
00:03:34I'll just have sultines when I get home.
00:03:35Oh, my God. No. I'll make you, um, make you a turkey burger.
00:03:38I can put poblanos on top.
00:03:40What's poblanos?
00:03:40Oh, it's a giant Mexican pepper.
00:03:44It's actually our favorite pepper, second only to the jalapeno.
00:03:49You'll love it, I promise.
00:03:50It's really good.
00:03:52I'm fine, thank you.
00:03:53Well, if you're not hungry, maybe you want a joke that I heard today?
00:03:58Made me think of you instantly.
00:03:59Okay.
00:03:59This is very good.
00:04:01Okay, so there are two pigs in a pit of mud, and the wife pig turns to the husband and
00:04:07says...
00:04:08No, no, the husband says to the wife.
00:04:10You're right.
00:04:11You're right.
00:04:11Um, the-the husband pig says to the wife, hey, did you see Farmer Jane?
00:04:16Should we get going?
00:04:17Parties are at nine o'clock, so...
00:04:19Oh, you want to go to that?
00:04:21Yeah.
00:04:22Really?
00:04:22My throat feels kind of weird.
00:04:24I-I feel like...
00:04:25I don't know, if I got everyone sick, then I...
00:04:27You don't feel warm.
00:04:28No?
00:04:29No, you feel cold.
00:04:29Okay.
00:04:30Do you not want to go?
00:04:32It's a crazy to stay here.
00:04:33I mean, we have food here, blankets here.
00:04:36I'm comfortable, you're comfortable, we could watch a movie.
00:04:38Yeah, but hey, if Katie doesn't want to go out with Delaney, I'd love to go out with you.
00:04:43Please don't make me go alone.
00:04:44I'm nervous, and I'll get too fucked up.
00:04:46No, you will not.
00:04:50Like, she doesn't even come out anymore, because she's always with her boyfriend, John.
00:04:56I don't know why I did that.
00:04:56His name is John?
00:04:57John.
00:05:00John, do you think she's okay then?
00:05:02Mm-hmm.
00:05:04Mm-hmm.
00:05:05Mm-hmm.
00:05:08I'm gonna go.
00:05:09I'm gonna go meet her.
00:05:10I don't like him.
00:05:11Is that wrong to say?
00:05:12You know, like, if you don't like your best friend's boyfriend, it's the way he makes her.
00:05:17If that makes sense.
00:05:18Oppie pie!
00:05:21Oh, you know what, though?
00:05:22My contacts are already out.
00:05:27That's like a whole thing.
00:05:29Only here.
00:05:30She moves in with him.
00:05:31Kind of fast, if you ask me.
00:05:33Damn.
00:05:34But nobody asks me.
00:05:36I'm gonna go meet her for a little.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:42John.
00:05:44Yes, he's hot.
00:05:45I get it.
00:05:45I see it.
00:05:46But he's boring.
00:05:48Occupied!
00:05:50I think she's fine.
00:05:51Mm-hmm.
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54I'll come have sex.
00:05:59How do you have the patience?
00:06:01Well, we actually had an agreement that if I set up his Wi-Fi, he promised to wear boxers
00:06:06under his shorts during our PT sessions.
00:06:08Oh, well, that could be worth it.
00:06:09It's a give and a take.
00:06:10Like, uh, this looks nice, right?
00:06:13Yeah, I like it.
00:06:13In the shade.
00:06:14It's good.
00:06:15Uh, oh.
00:06:17Don't suppose I could get you to call her back, maybe?
00:06:20She gets so anxious when she's hungover.
00:06:22Yeah, no, she does.
00:06:23I just, um, I just wanted to ask her.
00:06:26How was it?
00:06:27No, my Uber's now 27 minutes away.
00:06:30Where are you?
00:06:31I answered a 2 a.m. text from this guy.
00:06:34The drugger he got.
00:06:35The more he talked about Julia.
00:06:37Yeah, not next.
00:06:38Just a female friend we...
00:06:39Clearly in love with.
00:06:42Did she hook up?
00:06:43Yes, he asked me to role-play.
00:06:45Uh, wow, like, be a cheerleader or something?
00:06:48That's...
00:06:48Oh, I wish.
00:06:50More like, we're best friends and I suddenly see him in a new light.
00:06:54Oh, my God.
00:06:55I don't know where pizza to my apartment.
00:06:56What do you want?
00:06:57Oh, that sounds good.
00:06:58No, John and I are doing a picnic.
00:07:00Do you want to come?
00:07:01You know what?
00:07:02No, I'll just try you later.
00:07:04Okay, bye.
00:07:05All right, bye.
00:07:07Well, she's fine, but she met a new guy, and...
00:07:13Oh, my God.
00:07:14It's okay.
00:07:14No, no, no.
00:07:15It's okay, it's okay.
00:07:17As long as I have your undivided attention now.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:22When I first moved here, it took me a while to get adjusted.
00:07:25Yeah, you were mugged, like, three times that first week.
00:07:28Right, well, I thought everyone needed directions, but then...
00:07:32Then I met you, and you actually needed directions.
00:07:35And I'm so, so glad that I walked you into that coffee shop,
00:07:41because you have made my life so much better than I ever thought that I deserved.
00:07:48Will you marry me?
00:07:51Yeah.
00:07:52Yeah.
00:07:56I hate the art Katie left here.
00:07:58It's so gross.
00:07:59It's sentimental.
00:08:00Okay, well, I live here now, and I like actual art.
00:08:02Let me just ask Katie if she wants it before we throw it away.
00:08:05Where is Katie?
00:08:06I feel like she's usually here by now, like,
00:08:08complaining about some ugly house she can't sell.
00:08:11She's doing a picnic with John.
00:08:14Like, eating on the ground?
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:16I feel so bad for her.
00:08:18You know, it's like she misses the party last night,
00:08:20and now she has to waste her entire Sunday doing a picnic with her boyfriend.
00:08:24Can I say something?
00:08:25I really don't buy John's whole, I'm such a nice guy thing.
00:08:29Like, you're a pervert.
00:08:31You literally touch old ladies all day.
00:08:33That's his job.
00:08:34He's a physical therapist for old people.
00:08:36Katie would fall for a pervert.
00:08:39I mean, she's clueless.
00:08:40Remember that time she got you, like,
00:08:42a briefcase filled with old papers for your birthday?
00:08:44Those are my great-grandparents' birth certificates.
00:08:46Why would you want that?
00:08:48She likes thoughtful surprises.
00:08:50She's exactly like my sister.
00:08:51She's nothing like your sister.
00:08:54Mary had one kid, and now she won't shut up about her pelvic floor.
00:08:57Yeah, Mary's the worst.
00:08:59And her baby isn't even cute.
00:09:01I can't imagine having a baby right now.
00:09:02It's actually disgusting to have a baby.
00:09:05Or getting married?
00:09:06Kill me.
00:09:07We're pretty far from that.
00:09:09We like you and me.
00:09:11No, me and Katie.
00:09:13Delaney, what?
00:09:14You and Katie are on totally different paths.
00:09:17I mean, Katie lives with her boyfriend.
00:09:19They're very serious.
00:09:20And you literally still, like,
00:09:22fuck the first guy who shares a cigarette with you.
00:09:27We love you so much.
00:09:29We love you.
00:09:30Oh, thank you.
00:09:31We love you so much.
00:09:32We cannot wait to celebrate with you guys.
00:09:34So excited.
00:09:35Bye.
00:09:37I love your family.
00:09:38I love them.
00:09:39Did you see your sister was crying?
00:09:40Yeah.
00:09:40No, it's funny.
00:09:41She's known for months.
00:09:42How did I not find this ring?
00:09:44Oh, the ring was in a box, in a bin,
00:09:46in an air vent, in my office.
00:09:47You would never find this.
00:09:49That was never...
00:09:49And how were Delaney playing?
00:09:50It's so cool.
00:09:52Yeah, no, I didn't tell Delaney.
00:09:55What?
00:09:57Oh, well, I figured you wanted to tell her, right?
00:10:00Yeah.
00:10:01Yeah.
00:10:01So Delaney has no idea.
00:10:03No, but we can call her right now, maybe.
00:10:07Uh, yeah.
00:10:07Um, let's do...
00:10:08Let's call her later, though,
00:10:09because I think she's probably asleep.
00:10:10No, it's fine.
00:10:11We'll just call her from my phone.
00:10:12It'll be a big surprise.
00:10:13I promise.
00:10:14Yeah.
00:10:16Hey.
00:10:17Hello?
00:10:18You can just leave the pizza at the door
00:10:19and I'll grab it.
00:10:26Does she not have my number safe?
00:10:28No, she does.
00:10:29I think she does.
00:10:31I thought you'd be pretty excited to tell her.
00:10:34I am.
00:10:36I really am.
00:10:37I just want to tell her later.
00:10:41Right.
00:10:43I know.
00:10:45Um, I'm not her favorite person.
00:10:47That is not true, Dawn.
00:10:48She loves you.
00:10:49It's just that she has a hard time with change.
00:10:50You know, when she was younger,
00:10:52her parents sold the family minivan
00:10:53and she asked if she could go visit it at its new house.
00:10:57That's really sweet of her to want to check in on it.
00:11:00And then remember when I told her I was moving out?
00:11:04She didn't talk to me for like two weeks.
00:11:07Mm-hmm.
00:11:08And whenever I passed her door,
00:11:09she'd be muttering Benedict Arnold.
00:11:11Right, but this, this is a good change.
00:11:14I know.
00:11:15And I'm so excited and I love you so much
00:11:17and I cannot wait to get married.
00:11:21But I just want to make sure I tell her
00:11:23in the, just in the right way for her.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:30So let's parking lot the holiday campaign
00:11:32and dig into the meat and taters
00:11:34of our spring into content campaign.
00:11:36So this campaign is, it's going to be a big lift.
00:11:39So we really need to stop the scroll.
00:11:41We need some big ideas.
00:11:43We need some blue sky ideas.
00:11:45And like, we just like really need everybody on this.
00:11:47But I was kind of thinking, Delaney,
00:11:50maybe you could run a point for us.
00:11:52Hmm, I don't, I don't really have the bandwidth
00:11:54for that right now.
00:11:56I copy that.
00:11:56Luca, it's all yours.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:01Um, wow.
00:12:01Yeah, that's, that is just, that's amazing.
00:12:04I do just want to flag that I'm working overtime
00:12:07on two major campaigns right now
00:12:08since Delaney didn't have the bandwidth last month.
00:12:11So it's just kind of all falling on my shoulders.
00:12:13So that's, that's totally fine.
00:12:14I just do just want to flag that.
00:12:16No, and thank you for flagging that.
00:12:18Delaney, do you think you could maybe like carve out some time
00:12:21to kind of tag team it?
00:12:24Yeah, I, I got a flag that I'm spread pretty thin over here.
00:12:28What are you working on, Delaney?
00:12:30Putting out fires.
00:12:31What kind of fires?
00:12:32Big ones with employees that you don't know.
00:12:35Right, and is that why your camera's always off?
00:12:37No, my, my camera's off, Luca,
00:12:39because it's allowed to be off.
00:12:40Okay, guys, I should finish up
00:12:42with a round of peaks and valleys.
00:12:44So my valley was missing last week's happy hour.
00:12:47Never has someone been so missed.
00:12:49But my peak is that it's on the books for next week.
00:12:52Popcorn to Delaney.
00:12:54I guess my valley was editing Luca's Q4 pitch.
00:13:00And then my peak was, it's done now.
00:13:03Popcorn to Alex.
00:13:05You know, my valley was at Ryan and I hit a speed bump.
00:13:13Wow.
00:13:13So he, he wants to open up the relationship
00:13:16and I just, I don't think that I have
00:13:18the sexual confidence to withstand it.
00:13:21So we're taking some time apart
00:13:22to kind of ideate on next steps.
00:13:25But Alex, are you okay?
00:13:27How are you feeling?
00:13:29You know, like I was upset, obviously.
00:13:32I was really upset for a beat.
00:13:33But then I had a one-on-one with my best friend.
00:13:35You know, we went out, we got some drinks,
00:13:37we blew off steam, just like old times,
00:13:39just the two of us.
00:13:40And that, like, really, really helped.
00:13:42Best friends just get it.
00:13:44Oh, we're so aligned on that, Luca.
00:13:48So what was dad's reaction?
00:13:50We FaceTimed him quickly.
00:13:51Yeah, he was really happy for us.
00:13:53Yeah.
00:13:54Aw.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:56And I mean, not that happy.
00:13:57Oh.
00:13:59Come on.
00:13:59He was really excited, it seemed.
00:14:01Yeah, or you need to call him after five.
00:14:04Speaking of alcoholics,
00:14:05how did Delaney take the news?
00:14:07Um, she was happy, fine, good.
00:14:10Delaney doesn't know yet.
00:14:12Katie wanted to tell her in her own way
00:14:14before we told anybody else.
00:14:15That is so classic.
00:14:17I, uh, do you know that Delaney knew
00:14:19that our parents were getting divorced before I did?
00:14:21Is that true?
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23I mean, uh, she's my best friend, so...
00:14:27I think you'd get it if you had a best friend.
00:14:29Well, my wife is my best friend,
00:14:31so, Daria, who's your best friend?
00:14:33No, I'd rather not say.
00:14:34We're each other's best friends.
00:14:36Yeah.
00:14:37Yeah.
00:14:38Like normal adults.
00:14:40Delaney loves Katie.
00:14:42She'll be really happy once we tell her.
00:14:44John, have you ever heard
00:14:45of expectation recalibration therapy?
00:14:47I was reading an article about it, and I think...
00:14:49Excuse me, what article?
00:14:51It's an article.
00:14:52Where was this article?
00:14:54In the journals for doctors.
00:14:56Henry, have you been listening again
00:14:59to my sessions with my patients?
00:15:01Anyway, expectation recalibration
00:15:02is basically a therapy where you work to accept
00:15:04that someone will never change, right?
00:15:06Like, they suck, like, medically.
00:15:08And in your case, that's Delaney,
00:15:10and in our case, it's our dad.
00:15:11So, I mean, Daria confirmed that he's a narcissist.
00:15:14I have never treated your father,
00:15:16and I've never made any medical claims about him.
00:15:18Excuse me.
00:15:19But you have.
00:15:20I mean, we've talked about that.
00:15:20What are you talking about?
00:15:21You know.
00:15:22What are you...
00:15:23I sent him 20 of my poems in the past year?
00:15:2620.
00:15:27And he never once told me that I was talented?
00:15:30Right?
00:15:32I mean, how hard is it to reply with a compliment?
00:15:34How hard is it to, like, you know,
00:15:36just say, like, a simple Henry,
00:15:37you are a brilliant artist, right?
00:15:39And it is a crime that you have to edit
00:15:41other people's much weaker novels
00:15:43instead of traveling the world
00:15:45on your own book tour, right?
00:15:46He is selfish, Katie, and so is Delaney.
00:15:49Yeah, I hear you.
00:15:51I don't think Delaney's selfish.
00:15:53I think she has a hard time with change.
00:15:55Daria was treating our neighbor the other day.
00:15:57He would know.
00:15:57He's a total freak, Daria.
00:15:58I mean, he gets off on lizards.
00:16:00And let...
00:16:01Did he say blizzards or it was lizards?
00:16:03It was lizards, right?
00:16:04It was lizards.
00:16:04He gets off on lizards,
00:16:05and his wife wants to divorce him, clearly.
00:16:08And Daria said something that I think applies here.
00:16:12Tell them the thing about the change.
00:16:15Oh, well, you know,
00:16:17people's nerves about change,
00:16:19they can be calmed by the familiar.
00:16:22So, you take them to a comfortable environment,
00:16:24and you break the news.
00:16:27It's kind of like you take your kids
00:16:28to their favorite ice cream shop
00:16:30and tell them you're getting a divorce.
00:16:31I mean, I think that's something
00:16:32that you should consider with Delaney.
00:16:34I mean, she's about as mature as an eight-year-old, so...
00:16:37I've seen her hork down a pint of Chubby Hubby in one sitting,
00:16:40so we know she likes ice cream.
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:47That's not a real basketball.
00:16:49Third from the left is cake.
00:16:50You know, I decided I don't even want cake
00:16:52at my birthday this year.
00:16:53I actually think it's really weird
00:16:55to, like, bring out food
00:16:56and then make people eat it.
00:16:57Did you find a bar yet?
00:16:59I think I'm gonna do it here.
00:17:00I'm going for a very specific aesthetic,
00:17:02so if you could not invite...
00:17:03Ah, no!
00:17:05I thought you'd be asleep.
00:17:08Katie?
00:17:09I didn't know you still had a key.
00:17:11Uh, Delaney said I could keep one for emergencies.
00:17:13What's the emergency?
00:17:15Um, well, this time it's not so much an emergency,
00:17:17really, as it is, um,
00:17:20a surprise for my best friend.
00:17:23Oh, man, I actually had this whole thing planned
00:17:25and I was gonna sneak in
00:17:25and, like, put clues around the apartment,
00:17:27but, okay, whatever.
00:17:28Since you're awake, I'll just show you now.
00:17:33What the fuck is that?
00:17:35I planned us a mini beach vacation.
00:17:39You don't seem excited.
00:17:40What's there to be excited about, Katie?
00:17:42It's the beach.
00:17:43I'm excited.
00:17:44I really am.
00:17:45Um, and that poster is...
00:17:47That's your most thoughtful gift yet.
00:17:48You see the umbrella?
00:17:49I see the umbrella.
00:17:51You know these trips can be kind of weird for me.
00:17:54Is John at least bringing a friend?
00:17:55No, no, John's not coming.
00:17:58Why?
00:17:58Yeah, why?
00:18:00No reason.
00:18:01I just thought it would be great
00:18:02for the two of us to go on a trip,
00:18:05connect, have some quality time.
00:18:07Like old times?
00:18:08Yes, yes.
00:18:10Just like old times.
00:18:13Ew.
00:18:27Kiss me once.
00:18:30Kiss me twice.
00:18:32Girl, girl.
00:18:34Girl.
00:18:34You're sugar and spice.
00:18:36Girl.
00:18:37And everything nice.
00:18:39Girl.
00:18:40Love me forever.
00:18:42Forever and I'll be true to you, girl.
00:18:52Alright, there we go. Nice. We're here.
00:18:55What time is check-in at the Pelican Palace?
00:18:58Surprise. We aren't staying at the Pelican Palace.
00:19:01What?
00:19:02Yeah, I got us a rental house, actually, on Wonder Weekend.
00:19:07Wonder Weekend rentals kind of creeped me out.
00:19:09I don't like the idea of using other people's kitchen appliances.
00:19:11But you're okay sleeping in a bed or a bunch of high schoolers just rounded the bases?
00:19:15But the Pelican Palace is where all the parties end up.
00:19:17I know. Imagine that noise. When you sleep a frickin' wink.
00:19:22Is there a bar?
00:19:25At the rental house?
00:19:27Is it a shared space or private?
00:19:29Private. And there's a lockbox, so we don't even have to meet the guy.
00:19:37You found it!
00:19:40Gosh, GPS can be a little wonky here, so...
00:19:42So glad you guys figured it out.
00:19:44How are we doing?
00:19:45Are you, uh...
00:19:48Are you, uh, Douglas?
00:19:50Are you, uh, my fifth grade teacher?
00:19:52Just Dougie's fine. Yeah.
00:19:54I-I just asked because the-the listing had said that there was a lockbox, so I didn't think we'd
00:19:59get to meet.
00:19:59Here she is.
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:01I love to walk everyone through the space first.
00:20:03Only cause...
00:20:05It's a really important place to me.
00:20:06Oh.
00:20:07It was my mom's.
00:20:08She, uh...
00:20:09She died here.
00:20:11Oh, gosh, no.
00:20:13Not in the front yard.
00:20:14Oh.
00:20:15She died inside.
00:20:17Katie, right?
00:20:18So, you must be Delaney.
00:20:20Mm-hmm.
00:20:20Yeah.
00:20:20I love that name.
00:20:21Family name?
00:20:22It was my grandfather's.
00:20:23Oh, my gosh.
00:20:24I was named after my mom's brother.
00:20:26Who we don't talk to anymore.
00:20:28He's, uh...
00:20:29He's a pedophile, so...
00:20:31Oh, I'm sorry.
00:20:32Oh, no, no, no.
00:20:32He was always...
00:20:34Cool with me.
00:20:35Yeah.
00:20:36But, uh...
00:20:36Called a lot, you know, when he was doing time.
00:20:39Yeah.
00:20:39I guess inmates are, like, really hard on child predators.
00:20:42I didn't mind saying hi then, but once he got out and started coming here unannounced...
00:20:46Oh, my gosh.
00:20:47I keep talking and talking.
00:20:49You guys probably just want to see inside, right?
00:20:51Pretty cute, huh?
00:20:52I love it.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:55Mom left the place to meet my sister, but...
00:20:57Lauren has a family now, so...
00:20:59She let me keep it all to myself.
00:21:00Ah, score.
00:21:01Yeah.
00:21:02Oh, all the art on the wall is for sale.
00:21:04Oh.
00:21:07Oh.
00:21:08What little munchkin did these?
00:21:10I am an artist.
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:12Well, technically my day job is medical sales, but...
00:21:15I've been working my tush off and...
00:21:17Is there a wifi password?
00:21:19Uh, yeah.
00:21:20It was in the welcome pamphlet that I sent over.
00:21:24Cause guests are really supposed to read the pamphlet, uh, before they check in.
00:21:28So...
00:21:28Oh.
00:21:28But it's okay.
00:21:29I have a spare.
00:21:31Set of rules.
00:21:32Right here.
00:21:33Oh, perfect.
00:21:34There you go.
00:21:34Oh, I also threw in my favorite local spots.
00:21:36You girls hot dog fans?
00:21:37Dingo's dogs.
00:21:38Yeah.
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:39Um, we know it.
00:21:40We used to come here when you were little.
00:21:41Fun.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:42Sisters?
00:21:43Best friends.
00:21:44I love, uh, best friends.
00:21:46Any big plans for best friends night?
00:21:48Um, I think we'll probably...
00:21:51Hang here, make a cheese plate.
00:21:53You get plenty of cheese at home.
00:21:55Ugh.
00:21:56I thought we could go to a bar.
00:21:58I mean, I brought a lot of orange wine for us to drink here.
00:22:01Oh!
00:22:02That's a no.
00:22:04What is?
00:22:05Uh, no alcohol on the premises.
00:22:07That's ridiculous.
00:22:09Um, what she means is we were really just gonna have a glass or two?
00:22:12Yeah, no exception to the rules.
00:22:14Was it just a quick skim of the welcome email?
00:22:18Cause no shoes is also a big one.
00:22:21I can't sleep with the sound of stomping.
00:22:24I thought this was a private space.
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:26The upstairs is your private domain.
00:22:29I hang my hat in the subterranean domicile.
00:22:33I live in the basement.
00:22:39What are you doing?
00:22:40Head of file has this address.
00:22:42Okay, well, it's a good thing we're adults.
00:22:44I look young.
00:22:47So what happens when you stray from places you know and love?
00:22:49Your mom got staff at the Pelican Palace.
00:22:52The Pelican Palace is fun.
00:22:53They keep beers in the ice machine.
00:22:55You prefer dirty ice?
00:22:56Over a literal deathbed?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58Okay, I put a lot of effort into planning this trip,
00:23:00and I would like if we could at least relax and try to connect,
00:23:04enjoy ourselves, appreciate where we are.
00:23:07Ow.
00:23:08Shhh.
00:23:12Cameras?
00:23:13What the hell?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15They're where I work at Urban Outfitters?
00:23:16Alright, those cameras aren't even on.
00:23:18People just see them and are less likely to steal.
00:23:21Do you see any ironic coffee table books for sale here?
00:23:24Cause I don't.
00:23:26Dougie isn't warding off shoplifters.
00:23:27He's watching us get his rocks off.
00:23:29He's not camped out in front of the monitor with his hands down his pants.
00:23:32He's nice.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36No.
00:23:37I'm not staying here all night and being one of Dougie's cheese eating cam girls.
00:23:40Okay?
00:23:40I'm going to a bar.
00:23:42All night at a bar?
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44Shhh.
00:23:45Thing is though, if it's loud, we won't really be able to talk.
00:23:50We talk all day.
00:23:53I know.
00:23:54That's a good point.
00:23:56Yeah, let's go to a bar.
00:24:01Man.
00:24:02This place has really changed.
00:24:04It used to get packed.
00:24:06I saw this pottery place in town and they have a morning class that teaches you how to make
00:24:09little bowls for your keys.
00:24:10I kind of was hoping we'd sleep in.
00:24:11Yeah, it's not till seven.
00:24:14Okay.
00:24:15Cheers to this weekend.
00:24:16Thank you for planning it.
00:24:18Um, as you know, we've had so many great memories here as friends.
00:24:22And we've crossed so many milestones together.
00:24:24And I thought it would be the perfect place to come to cross one more.
00:24:29And I think that it's the most important thing we do if we are able to flourish together.
00:24:34Like two roses.
00:24:35Two best friend, I guess, roses.
00:24:38Who, um...
00:24:39Uh, can I get a beer, please?
00:24:40Yeah.
00:24:41That guy?
00:24:42Real hot.
00:24:43Who?
00:24:43The helmet guy.
00:24:44Can I do double whiskey?
00:24:46Uh, okay.
00:24:47Not why we're here.
00:24:48Um, okay.
00:24:49So I was saying, we have crossed so many milestones together here as friends.
00:24:53He looks like Dennis Fuller.
00:24:54Oh, Dennis Fuller.
00:24:56Another loser.
00:24:56Should we go talk to him?
00:24:58I'm in the middle of saying something, okay?
00:25:06Um...
00:25:06You gonna pick that up?
00:25:07I'm gonna call him back.
00:25:12Uh, I'm gonna be quick.
00:25:14Don't move.
00:25:20Sorry, uh, had to get to a quiet place.
00:25:22Delaney dragged me to a bar.
00:25:24You're not celebrating?
00:25:26Celebrating?
00:25:26The proposal.
00:25:29Katie?
00:25:29Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:31It cut out for a sec.
00:25:33Um...
00:25:33Yeah, not yet.
00:25:34You said that you would tell her by tonight.
00:25:36No, no, I know.
00:25:37I was just about to when you called.
00:25:39Well, Daria sent over some invitation samples, and she said we should pick one by next week.
00:25:43Okay, yeah, sounds good.
00:25:44I'll send you some photos, and then you to the side, or I to the side, send me photos on
00:25:50the back.
00:25:51Uh, whichever.
00:25:52Okay.
00:25:52I'll text you later.
00:25:53I'll text you later.
00:25:54Love you.
00:25:54Bye.
00:25:58Checking in?
00:25:59All right.
00:25:59We gotta check in.
00:26:00I'm an associate chair for Sigma Nu.
00:26:02So I got to plan this bachelor party for my almost-bro-in-law.
00:26:06And I always go big.
00:26:07Last month, we had a naughty nuns and a frisky friars party.
00:26:11Friars are like bald priests.
00:26:12Tell me, what do you do?
00:26:13Uh, finance.
00:26:14Pfft.
00:26:15Okay, humble.
00:26:17Do you follow Crypto?
00:26:18Cause he-he-he created Apex Coin.
00:26:20Uh, GQ did vote at one of their up-and-coming coins of the year this year, but it's not
00:26:24a big deal.
00:26:25Oh my god.
00:26:26Anybody could make this low itty b coin.
00:26:28Nobody-oh, so sorry.
00:26:30Sorry.
00:26:30Um, I'm Katie.
00:26:32Hey.
00:26:32Kaylee, oh my god.
00:26:34You look exactly like my twins.
00:26:36Look at them.
00:26:39Is Apex Coin funding any strippers this weekend?
00:26:41I don't pay for intimate experiences.
00:26:44I do.
00:26:44I wanted one real bad.
00:26:46I found one online that's so mean to you.
00:26:48Sorry about him.
00:26:50The legend himself.
00:26:51It's Charlie.
00:26:53Delaney.
00:26:53Katie.
00:26:54Katie.
00:26:54Nice to meet you.
00:26:55Katie.
00:26:56Again.
00:26:57Do you think it was a bad idea to have a college junior play in my master party?
00:27:00Uh, we're actually probably gonna head out.
00:27:05Oh, would you actually mind opening these for us?
00:27:07All good.
00:27:08I got it.
00:27:08Oh, no.
00:27:09P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party flops.
00:27:12Ha.
00:27:13Yeah.
00:27:14You didn't-you didn't want to use your party flop?
00:27:16You.
00:27:18One beer and we go.
00:27:21One beer and we go.
00:27:39Let's go.
00:27:41Yeah, let's fucking go.
00:27:42I'm gonna fire up some tunes.
00:27:44P-p-p-p-p-ps.
00:27:48That smells fucking awful.
00:27:50Oh, my God.
00:27:51That smells so bad.
00:27:52Wait.
00:27:52I didn't smell anything.
00:27:53I didn't-what's it smell like?
00:27:57Yo.
00:27:59Did anybody see a dog walk through here?
00:28:03Bottle opener on the bottom of a shoe?
00:28:05Stop smiling.
00:28:06Stop.
00:28:08I don't know what kind of moron walks through dog shit and has no idea.
00:28:11You didn't even know how to get strippers for a bachelor party.
00:28:13Well, not all guys like strippers.
00:28:14That's what I get.
00:28:15Yeah, totally.
00:28:16John really doesn't.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18John actually doesn't.
00:28:19Because he has a sister.
00:28:20He does?
00:28:21You've hung out with her like three times.
00:28:23Alright.
00:28:27Will you open the door?
00:28:30You have the key.
00:28:31You have the key.
00:28:32No.
00:28:33I have the key?
00:28:34You wanted to carry it.
00:28:36I have the key.
00:28:38I don't have the key.
00:28:41Where'd it go?
00:28:41It might have fallen out of my pocket.
00:28:43Why can't you carry a purse?
00:28:44I'm sorry.
00:28:45I need to brush my teeth.
00:28:46If we can go back to the bar and look for them?
00:28:47No.
00:28:49You know what we have to do?
00:28:51No.
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:54Sorry again, buggy.
00:28:56Oh, that's fine.
00:28:56I was only asleep for an hour.
00:28:57Okay, good.
00:28:58Oh, sorry.
00:29:00Just pop those off for me.
00:29:02Oh.
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:03Sorry.
00:29:03Just the rules.
00:29:07I just forgot.
00:29:08That's fine.
00:29:10I love those flats.
00:29:14Oh, sorry.
00:29:18Before you go back down to the basement, what's the deal with the cameras?
00:29:22Oh, my gosh.
00:29:23I had to up my security after a nightmare renter.
00:29:26Ever heard of a home birth?
00:29:30But the cameras don't actually record.
00:29:32Oh, no.
00:29:33They're the real deal.
00:29:34Yeah.
00:29:35No audio, of course, because you need a permit for that.
00:29:37And no cameras in the bedrooms or bathrooms.
00:29:41This was all in the...
00:29:42In the welcome email.
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:44Was it just a quick skim?
00:29:45Because we can pop a squat and look things over if you want.
00:29:48Oh, no.
00:29:49We should not pop any squats.
00:29:51We'd like to go to bed.
00:29:52And we'd like to watch TV alone.
00:29:55Do you guys know how to work the Roku?
00:29:56Yes.
00:29:57Yes.
00:29:58I saw that in the binder.
00:30:00She saw the...
00:30:01I cracked myself up.
00:30:04I don't have a Roku.
00:30:05It was a trick question.
00:30:06You fell right into my trap.
00:30:10I'm really gonna need you to do a refresher of the rules after I leave.
00:30:13Okay?
00:30:15Gonna need a verbal K from both of you.
00:30:18K.
00:30:22Hmm?
00:30:24K.
00:30:26And while I'm at it, why don't I throw us all in a group text?
00:30:29Just in case of emergencies.
00:30:30Katie?
00:30:32I have your digits.
00:30:33But, um...
00:30:34Delaney?
00:30:58What time is it?
00:30:59It's early.
00:31:02Um...
00:31:02It's really early.
00:31:03Go back to bed.
00:31:10I'm gonna, uh...
00:31:12I'm gonna go get us coffees.
00:31:14No.
00:31:35It's a matter of privacy, Otto.
00:31:36I think it's a little weird for your friend's wife to post something before I, the bride, have posted anything.
00:31:42You know?
00:31:43I mean...
00:31:43But you told Delaney, right?
00:31:45Yes.
00:31:46Yes.
00:31:46I...
00:31:46I told her we were engaged.
00:31:49I...
00:31:49I will ask them to take it down.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:52I just don't want it up there.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:54I gotta go.
00:31:55Yeah.
00:31:56All right.
00:31:56I love you.
00:31:57Bye.
00:31:58Hey.
00:32:00Hi.
00:32:01Hi.
00:32:02I almost didn't recognize you without the dog shit on your cat.
00:32:05Oh.
00:32:07That's funny.
00:32:08Too soon?
00:32:10I, um, sorry.
00:32:11I overheard you on the phone.
00:32:12I didn't realize you were a bride.
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:17Yeah.
00:32:18Congratulations.
00:32:19It's, um, it's really recent, um, and I'm really, really excited.
00:32:26I just need to figure out, um, I haven't told my best friend yet, uh, Delaney, who you
00:32:32met last night.
00:32:33So I just need to, you know, figure stuff out, so.
00:32:36What?
00:32:36She doesn't like him?
00:32:37Uh, you know, I mean, she's, she's not the most emotive person, so it can be, it can
00:32:42be, it was hard to tell in the beginning, but yeah, she likes him.
00:32:45She does.
00:32:46Yeah.
00:32:46She does like him.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:47Now say it one more time, but I want you to really mean it.
00:32:49She, she does like him, so.
00:32:52Look, a few of my friends weren't that happy for me when I got engaged.
00:32:56I think they're just freaked out that they think your fiancee's gonna hijack your life
00:33:00and they're never gonna see you again.
00:33:01I know, which is crazy.
00:33:02It's-
00:33:03One of them just straight up stopped inviting me places cause he said I don't know how to
00:33:06hang anymore.
00:33:08Right.
00:33:08Not that that's gonna happen to you.
00:33:10I think-
00:33:10No.
00:33:11No, I know.
00:33:12Um, yeah.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:15Good luck with, you know, enjoy your coffee.
00:33:18Yeah.
00:33:19Bye.
00:33:27You're up.
00:33:28What time is it?
00:33:29Time to get up.
00:33:30Cold brew.
00:33:31There you go.
00:33:33It's beautiful out by the way.
00:33:34Where's my phone?
00:33:35Our phones are tucked away safely in the kitchen drawer.
00:33:39Why?
00:33:40Because today is about having fun without distractions.
00:33:44We're gonna float around untethered to technology just like when we were little.
00:33:47What happened to pottery?
00:33:49We're not going to pottery.
00:33:50We're gonna be wild.
00:33:52Crazy.
00:33:53Spontaneous.
00:33:54We are going off the grid.
00:33:59You think there was a left vet there?
00:34:00I was following you.
00:34:02I'm following you.
00:34:02Why?
00:34:03I'm left-brained.
00:34:05No, I'm left-brained.
00:34:06Which one's the one that's bad at math?
00:34:08Cause you're that one.
00:34:09That's very rude.
00:34:10You know, what's rude is those are my sneakers and you're wearing them and you didn't ask me.
00:34:14Katie?
00:34:15Gwen!
00:34:16Oh my God.
00:34:17Hi.
00:34:17And Delaney.
00:34:19Hey, Gwen.
00:34:20Oh my God.
00:34:20Wow.
00:34:21You two hanging out.
00:34:23It's like stepping back into 2008 again.
00:34:27I love it.
00:34:31You have a baby.
00:34:32Mm-hmm.
00:34:33Congratulations.
00:34:34Yeah, Max.
00:34:34She's a girl.
00:34:36She's amazing.
00:34:37She's such a great eater.
00:34:38She sleeps 8 to 8.
00:34:39Wow, that's awesome.
00:34:40Um, are you here for the weekend?
00:34:41Oh, no.
00:34:41My partner and I, we live here full-time.
00:34:43Yeah, we moved away from the city, which was super scary.
00:34:45But you know, I love it.
00:34:46Wait, did I say that you got married?
00:34:48Uh, no.
00:34:49No.
00:34:50Absolutely.
00:34:51Oh, you know what?
00:34:51I'm thinking about the other Katie in your grade.
00:34:53Yeah, the other Katie.
00:34:54She had her wedding featured on Nautical Nuptials.
00:34:56Amazing.
00:34:57Wow.
00:34:59Well, what are you up to today?
00:35:00We're probably just gonna grab some food at the deli, actually, in town.
00:35:04Oh, my God.
00:35:05Their lox is what got me through my second trimester.
00:35:08Just the craziest cravings with this little one.
00:35:10You know, pistachios, fish, cottage cheese, butt stuff, whatever.
00:35:14You name it, I had it.
00:35:15Oh, crazy.
00:35:16IT alert.
00:35:17But we're actually having a BBQ at mine today.
00:35:19You should come.
00:35:20Is it a party?
00:35:21It's a BBQ.
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:23Come.
00:35:30Sorry, we just, we get it a little crazy on the weekends.
00:35:34Well, I mean, as, you know, crazy as we can with a little one.
00:35:39Um, so, what is it you do, Theo?
00:35:43I'm a filmmaker.
00:35:46Yeah, commercials.
00:35:47Yeah, he just got back from Tokyo.
00:35:49Oh, wow.
00:35:50You know, I hear Japan's amazing.
00:35:52What commercial were you shooting?
00:35:54Um, just nothing.
00:35:56Sweetie, just don't tell them.
00:35:58Oh, he's being so modest.
00:36:00He's being modest.
00:36:01He was shooting a watch commercial with Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman.
00:36:06Oh, wow.
00:36:08Uh, that's so cool.
00:36:09Did you get to meet them?
00:36:10The celebrities?
00:36:12Yeah, that's not really why I do it, though.
00:36:14Hmm.
00:36:15Hmm.
00:36:17No, of course not.
00:36:19Yeah.
00:36:20Oh, hello.
00:36:21Oh.
00:36:22Oh, hi.
00:36:23Oh, no, careful.
00:36:24She, she can bite.
00:36:25Oh.
00:36:25She does?
00:36:26Uh, well, yeah, I guess she really likes you.
00:36:30True, I've never seen her do that with anyone but me.
00:36:33Mm-hmm.
00:36:33Nerd, why don't you, why don't you come here?
00:36:35Come here, come.
00:36:36Come on.
00:36:36Hey, come on.
00:36:38Nerd!
00:36:39Ooh!
00:36:40I think, um, yeah, I think it's your turn, Daddy.
00:36:43You know, I'm pretty sure I read in the book that it's better to let him cry it out, right?
00:36:47No, that's for, um, when we're putting her to sleep, babe.
00:36:50Yes, well, and nappies.
00:36:51Uh, no, no, not just nappies.
00:36:53Oh!
00:36:53No, she wants to, she wants to.
00:36:54Come on.
00:36:55Yeah, I want to, ah, yeah, okay.
00:36:58Oh!
00:36:58Oh!
00:36:59Oh!
00:37:00You know what, we're gonna look after the child as well.
00:37:02Come on.
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:05Just excuse me, okay?
00:37:05No, that's okay.
00:37:06Okay.
00:37:08I'm very worried about the dog.
00:37:11I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:13I felt bad.
00:37:14I saw them wandering the neighborhood, looking wrongingly at all these families.
00:37:18What were they supposed to be?
00:37:19You can always invite strangers in this house.
00:37:21First it was the kitten in the garage, now it's these spinsters from your past.
00:37:26Baby, we have a child.
00:37:29We do?
00:37:30Wow, I just forgot about the 46 hours of labor and my torn anus.
00:37:34Oh!
00:37:35The chatty one is hiding something, and I know that you don't care.
00:37:38But the new keeps on fiddling with Noodle.
00:37:40I want them gone.
00:37:41I want my life back.
00:37:48Ladies, I couldn't find any weed but some ketamine!
00:37:52Fuck.
00:37:57Ow!
00:38:00Oh, it hit my spine.
00:38:05Oh, my God.
00:38:06Since when is petting a dog weird?
00:38:09It's not like I was only petting tail.
00:38:10I'm serious.
00:38:12Okay, well, I'm not hiding anything.
00:38:14They're just frickin' nuts.
00:38:16Whatever, that's the most excitement they've seen in months, so...
00:38:18Yeah?
00:38:18Their partner just shot a commercial with Brad Pitt, but I hear you.
00:38:21Yeah, they clearly hate each other.
00:38:23Hate each other.
00:38:24Maybe they're a little tired.
00:38:26She had a baby.
00:38:27Or maybe they were in love, and then they had the baby, and now they hate each other.
00:38:31That's real nice.
00:38:32I'm sorry.
00:38:33That's the reason I don't want kids.
00:38:35All right.
00:38:35I know you want kids.
00:38:37I mean it.
00:38:38I don't want kids.
00:38:40Okay, you don't mean that.
00:38:41Don't say that.
00:38:45Stop.
00:38:48Can we not have this conversation?
00:38:51Because that really put a damper on my entire day.
00:38:53Yes.
00:38:54Okay, sorry.
00:38:56Um...
00:38:57Okay.
00:38:57What do you want to do?
00:39:01Follow me.
00:39:02Okay.
00:39:03Okay.
00:39:07Turn up the stereo.
00:39:24I'm gonna get this with my name on it, and she's gonna get this with her name on it.
00:39:31What's the other 2%?
00:39:34Um...
00:39:34Yeah, we go.
00:39:36Oh, there we go.
00:39:37Don't sit down.
00:39:39Open the window.
00:39:44Ooh, hey.
00:39:46Get back in the saddle.
00:39:52This ain't no ghetto.
00:39:59You're on the payroll.
00:40:20Let the grown man cry
00:40:37Really?
00:40:38Yes, he cuts his toenails in the car.
00:40:40That's a good thing.
00:40:41Shots!
00:40:42Keep it going all-nighter!
00:40:44Oh, hi, Kyle.
00:40:46You sure you're allowed back in here?
00:40:50Dude, I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:52How can we make this up to you?
00:40:55Um, I guess one of you could eat some dog shit.
00:40:58Shit, I'll do it.
00:40:59No, I'll do it.
00:41:01I'll do it.
00:41:02I am so sorry that we keep subjecting you to this.
00:41:04Let's just do a round of fireball shots for everyone.
00:41:10You like fireball?
00:41:13I love fireball.
00:41:16Let's fucking go.
00:41:20What is with Fu?
00:41:22What's up, Kaylee?
00:41:24Oh, my God, dude.
00:41:26I gotta go to the bathroom.
00:41:27Well, we've been having so much fun.
00:41:29It's been hard to find the right time to tell her.
00:41:32Right.
00:41:33But more importantly, as soon as you tell her, it's gonna be weird.
00:41:37Uh, yeah, that too.
00:41:39All right, then don't think about it and just have fun.
00:41:41I can't not think about it.
00:41:44She is going to find out.
00:41:46Mm-hmm.
00:41:48Oh, my God, you're so stressed.
00:41:50I know, I know.
00:41:51I can feel your heart beating in your chest.
00:41:54I know, I know.
00:41:56Well, my fiancé wants to try for kids as soon as we get married, so this will be the last
00:42:01time I see my friends for the next 18 years.
00:42:07That's so sad.
00:42:08I know.
00:42:09Don't say that.
00:42:10I agree.
00:42:10The fact is that we're getting older, and we're not gonna have a lot more weekends like this.
00:42:14We're not 80 years old.
00:42:15This is not your last hurrah.
00:42:17Do you know what a bachelor party is?
00:42:18By definition, it is a last hurrah.
00:42:20I think you're being dramatic.
00:42:22I don't think so.
00:42:26Maybe we get another drink?
00:42:28Yes.
00:42:28Is that an awful idea?
00:42:29No, it's a good idea.
00:42:31Okay, twist your arm?
00:42:32Twist my arm.
00:42:33I don't really do the whole American idealization of excess, supersize it thing.
00:42:37Well, except when it comes to real estate, because tiny homes scare me.
00:42:41Oh.
00:42:43Beijing.
00:42:45Hold those.
00:42:49What's his deal?
00:42:51Oh, he's a good dude.
00:42:52And he's, like, low-key rich now, too.
00:42:54But he only dates models.
00:42:56Sorry.
00:42:57Hey, um, are you single?
00:43:00Yeah, I'm single.
00:43:02Same.
00:43:03I mean, me and my boys have, like, a strict no-dating policy for junior year.
00:43:07I love that.
00:43:08I wish my friends got that.
00:43:11Could you be putting a good word with, uh, Tommy?
00:43:14Like to date?
00:43:15No.
00:43:16I'll like to smash.
00:43:17Yeah, I'll just smash.
00:43:20Yeah, I'll ask him.
00:43:21Less of an ask and more of a temperature check.
00:43:23Just check it out for me.
00:43:25It's my mission to get you kissing.
00:43:28Oh!
00:43:29Phil, Tommy, family fireball shots!
00:43:33Cheers.
00:43:34Oh, fuck.
00:43:34But now I think about the fish out.
00:43:36Down in the Caribbean sunshine.
00:43:39In my younger days, I was so bad.
00:43:42Laughing about all the fun we had.
00:43:45Seen enough to feel the world spin.
00:43:47Mixing different ocean feet and cousins.
00:43:49Listen to the drummers and the night sounds.
00:43:51Listen to the singers make the world fun.
00:43:54Oh, fuck.
00:43:55I forgot to vote.
00:43:57Uh, guys, there's nothing open.
00:43:59We really don't need to force the night.
00:44:00No, no, no.
00:44:02We said all-nighter.
00:44:04We did.
00:44:04I feel like Tommy Delaney still need to clap cheeks.
00:44:07What are you talking about?
00:44:09Nothing.
00:44:09He's drunk.
00:44:10Ignore him.
00:44:10Well, we would invite you back to the Pelican Palace bar.
00:44:13Uh, but it is, I've been told, an out-of-order vending machine in the parking lot.
00:44:19Mm.
00:44:19So, they can't host.
00:44:21That's correct.
00:44:21They can't host.
00:44:22Do you...
00:44:24You guys, should we just call it?
00:44:26Yes.
00:44:26No, no, let's go to ours.
00:44:30What about Dougie?
00:44:32No.
00:44:34We'll be quiet.
00:44:38Sorry.
00:44:39This is the only room in the house without cameras.
00:44:41I have cash.
00:44:42Yeah, I think, uh, I think I should probably take Phil home.
00:44:45No.
00:44:46No.
00:44:47You should stay here.
00:44:49Charlie and Katie, they'll be back any second.
00:44:51I'm friends with Danny.
00:44:52Or, we could play a game.
00:44:55You guys ever heard of Twister?
00:44:57Oh, man.
00:44:59The beta thighs brought it to, uh, the hockey house last spring.
00:45:03No, uh, seriously, I told Phil's wife I'd watch him.
00:45:06I think it's time for us to go, Phil.
00:45:08I'm good.
00:45:09Chill.
00:45:10Come on, we'll go back to the hotel.
00:45:11I think we should get Phil coffee.
00:45:12Phil, do you want a coffee?
00:45:13Don't fucking touch me.
00:45:15All right, yeah, let's get Phil coffee.
00:45:18Is that okay?
00:45:19Yeah, go get me fucking coffee and get out of here.
00:45:22Great, let's get Phil coffee.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:24This guy, this guy fucking thinks he knows what it's like to fucking live in a house with
00:45:28three women.
00:45:28No offense, you're awesome.
00:45:30Ooh, a smooth banana IPA.
00:45:34That could be your, that could be your wedding drink.
00:45:36Like, your bride signature cocktail.
00:45:37I'm not doing any of that stuff.
00:45:40Right, because you're like, cool bride.
00:45:43Yes, yes, that's right.
00:45:45What's your signature cocktail?
00:45:47Well, I'm a cool groom, so I can't do that.
00:45:50Oh.
00:45:50You, you might actually be too cool of a groom if it takes you seven years to propose.
00:45:57Look, love happens in its own time.
00:46:00Oh, right.
00:46:00It's, you know, I don't make the timetable, love makes the timetable.
00:46:03And that's what you told her?
00:46:04Yeah.
00:46:04Yes, that's what I told her.
00:46:05And how much time did that buy you?
00:46:07Seven years.
00:46:09Ah, ah, ah, I think.
00:46:12What made you wait so long?
00:46:14I just wasn't sure.
00:46:17About your fiance?
00:46:18About any of it, I just, I just didn't know if that's what I wanted.
00:46:22You know, I just think it's this thing that we all think we're supposed to do because
00:46:25everybody else does it, but we never stop and ask ourselves if it's what we actually want.
00:46:30And then I realized that I did want it, and I do want kids, and that eventually I just
00:46:37had to get out of my own way and find somebody that I liked, and use good judgment, and be
00:46:42smart, and just, you know, pick them and be happy.
00:46:48So romantic.
00:46:49I don't care if you don't think it's romantic, it's honest, and honesty is what sustains
00:46:55a marriage, it's not romance.
00:46:57I mean, you actually don't think that there's one person for everyone?
00:47:03I'm sorry, you can't be serious.
00:47:05What?
00:47:06One person for everyone?
00:47:07No, of course not.
00:47:08I think there are millions of people that we can connect with, it's just a matter of when
00:47:12you meet them.
00:47:13We're not marrying these people because of timing.
00:47:17Don't say we're marrying them because of soulmates, because I'll leave you here with those beers.
00:47:25We are marrying them because we love them.
00:47:29Yes.
00:47:31I mean, right?
00:47:33I said yes.
00:47:35I, you're not selling me, do you know?
00:47:38That's not my job.
00:47:39Oh!
00:47:40This coffee expired six years ago.
00:47:43Coffee doesn't expire.
00:47:44I got cash money, baby girl.
00:47:46Remember that stuff from the 90s?
00:47:48We'll give it some tap water, okay?
00:47:49Or like Windex or something.
00:47:50Would you like to share a glass of wine?
00:47:52What?
00:47:54Someone found a speaker!
00:47:56Connect.
00:47:57No, I have to conserve my battery for the Uber so we can leave.
00:48:00You remember leaving?
00:48:01You can use my phone for the music.
00:48:04No offense, but you probably don't have my kind of music on your phone, so...
00:48:07What kind of music do you like?
00:48:09House.
00:48:09But a very specific kind of house.
00:48:11I like specific house.
00:48:13My God.
00:48:14Just listen to your music, okay?
00:48:16Put it on your phone.
00:48:16I'm fine.
00:48:17Are you...
00:48:17Put on your phone.
00:48:18I'm fine.
00:48:19Oh, Tommy.
00:48:22I'm coming, Tommy.
00:48:28I'm going to make two glasses of wine still for...
00:48:31If anyone wants to stay and drink it with me.
00:49:01Delaney, can you fire for some pizzas, hon?
00:49:05For the guys, at least?
00:49:07I mean, I'm happy to host this.
00:49:09Yeah, you don't seem anxious about it at all.
00:49:10Well, I'm just, I'm a little worried.
00:49:12If I get a bad review, that is on you.
00:49:14What is with you in this review?
00:49:15Are you in some sort of legal bind?
00:49:18No, no, but...
00:49:19I will write you a comment if they give you a shitty review.
00:49:22Oh, oh.
00:49:24Um, we could just go back to my hotel, if you want.
00:49:28I mean, just say the word.
00:49:32Charlie, I can't.
00:49:34I'm engaged.
00:49:35You know, I...
00:49:37Trust me.
00:49:41I feel it, too, but there's not...
00:49:44I'm sorry, I meant, like, I meant all of us would go back to my hotel, like, instead of you
00:49:50hosting here, just because you seemed anxious about it?
00:49:53Yeah, no, I'm...
00:49:55I'm so sorry, um, just because we'd been flirting, so I thought that you were...
00:49:59I wasn't suggesting that you and I would go back alone to my hotel.
00:50:03I hope I wasn't giving off that impression.
00:50:06I mean, did you think the friendly banter meant that I was gonna, like, cheat on my fiancée?
00:50:11No.
00:50:12No.
00:50:20I gotta...
00:50:20Okay.
00:50:22That's a fad, dude.
00:50:26Delaney, what the fuck are you doing?
00:50:28We said we'd stay in the bedroom!
00:50:30Delaney!
00:50:31Phil, buddy, time to go.
00:50:33Finally, yeah, let's go.
00:50:34No, stay.
00:50:35Hey, you can go to my room.
00:50:36I'll make it fun.
00:50:37No.
00:50:38No, thanks.
00:50:39Is it because I'm not a model?
00:50:40No, because I don't share a genuine connection with you and it feels weird to lead you on.
00:50:44Oh, fuck you.
00:50:45You know, I came here to celebrate an important time in Charlie's life.
00:50:49I tried to politely keep my distance so I could spend time with my friends, who I never see,
00:50:53but you inserted yourself into our plans and put us all in a very weird situation.
00:50:58So, honestly, fuck you, Delaney.
00:51:00No.
00:51:01No.
00:51:02No, no, no.
00:51:03Fuck you, Tommy.
00:51:05Fuck you.
00:51:06Because that, that's the dopest girl that I've ever met.
00:51:10And you may not get her.
00:51:13But I do.
00:51:22I think I love you.
00:51:30What are you talking about?
00:51:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:51:36What is going on here?
00:51:38Who are these people?
00:51:39Mom's house?
00:51:40Can you not on the art?
00:51:42I'm sorry.
00:51:43I'm sorry.
00:51:43They are about to leave.
00:51:45Additional guests?
00:51:46Shoes inside?
00:51:47Alcohol?
00:51:49You agreed to the rules.
00:51:51I know.
00:51:51I know.
00:51:52I'm sorry.
00:51:52There were a lot of rules.
00:51:54And honestly, no alcohol is crazy.
00:51:55So.
00:51:56Yeah.
00:51:56Because I don't want to relapse again.
00:51:58I'm two years sober.
00:52:00What is wrong with you people?
00:52:01This is my house.
00:52:02It kills me that I have to rent this out.
00:52:05But with my mom's leftover medical bills, I don't really have.
00:52:12Really?
00:52:14I'm not going to not do the coke.
00:52:18Hi.
00:52:19Hi.
00:52:20We're here for Big Dick Phil.
00:52:23Oh my God.
00:52:24I'm him.
00:52:25Phil, please tell me that you didn't hire.
00:52:28Delaney said I could.
00:52:29I said he could.
00:52:30Because guess what?
00:52:31All guys like strippers, Katie.
00:52:33Even your lover, Charlie.
00:52:35Okay.
00:52:35Well, he's not my lover.
00:52:36I mean, you have been eye-fucking her all week, too.
00:52:39See?
00:52:40Whoa.
00:52:41What about my sister?
00:52:43Let's not chill.
00:52:44What are you talking about?
00:52:45She's engaged.
00:52:49Hey, you knew?
00:52:52Charlie knew.
00:52:54Hey, we're drunk.
00:52:55Okay?
00:52:55Let's not talk about this right now.
00:52:57You don't want to talk about how you hid your engagement from me for an entire weekend?
00:53:01Do you stop?
00:53:02How you put our phones in a kitchen drawer?
00:53:05Stop.
00:53:05You're a psycho.
00:53:06Hey, you're a fucking bitch.
00:53:09Okay, this is just sad.
00:53:10I can't dance here.
00:53:12Same.
00:53:12Friendship stuff is super triggering.
00:53:15Yeah.
00:53:23Okay.
00:53:24I got another girl, but it'll take her 45 minutes to get here.
00:53:28Get out!
00:53:29You get out.
00:53:32You're a pervert.
00:53:34You filmed us.
00:53:37Pervert.
00:53:38Pervert.
00:53:40Pervert.
00:53:41Pervert.
00:53:43Pervert.
00:53:44Pervert.
00:53:45You're creepy!
00:53:47You don't treat guests this way!
00:53:52Everywhere's closed, Delaney.
00:53:54I'm talking to you.
00:53:55Okay, but nowhere's open.
00:53:56You don't know everything.
00:54:04Oh, hello.
00:54:07I'll have one pizza for one person.
00:54:13I can go home.
00:54:16He said it's going to be five minutes, so...
00:54:18Didn't want to know what type of pizza?
00:54:20I always get pepperoni, and they always know, so...
00:54:23Yeah, I didn't hear a credit card number.
00:54:26I'm paying cash and stuff.
00:54:28Mm.
00:54:54Tommy took my charger into his room, and...
00:54:56Tommy took my charger into his room, and...
00:54:58I know, but...
00:55:00All right, well, Kyle's also not exactly the most reliable narrator.
00:55:07I can't.
00:55:09Look, I'm going to be home in a few hours.
00:55:14No, I'm here.
00:55:19No, my service is fine.
00:55:20I'm going to...
00:55:21I'll be home in a few hours, and then we can talk, okay?
00:55:33Ready.
00:55:34Great.
00:55:36Four hours and 37 minutes to destination.
00:55:38My service is on the way.
00:56:34Can you please talk about last night?
00:56:37About what?
00:56:40About all of it. I mean...
00:56:44Do you remember any of it?
00:56:46I know you can black out big chunks when you drink like that.
00:56:53I remember that you lied to me about getting engaged. I remember that.
00:56:58I tried to tell you that first night I had this whole thing planned.
00:57:02It's the whole reason we did the trip.
00:57:05You lied to me all weekend.
00:57:08No, I tried to tell you all weekend.
00:57:11Another lie. That's great.
00:57:13Why do you always lie? Honestly, you lie to me all the time.
00:57:16I'm not a liar. It's just really hard to be honest with you.
00:57:20I mean, you hate everything. You hate everyone.
00:57:23I don't hate everyone.
00:57:25Admit you hate John.
00:57:27Admit it! You've never liked him. You roll your eyes when you talk. You don't laugh at his jokes.
00:57:31I don't know why he's so sweet, but you have always hated him.
00:57:34I hate how boring he makes you.
00:57:35Boring?
00:57:36Why? Because I don't want to babysit your fucking benders.
00:57:38At least I'm not stuck in some sad routine.
00:57:41I'm not sad. I'm happy.
00:57:43You look happy.
00:57:45Why don't you call it? I'm serious. Why don't you leave the city?
00:57:49Go drown your personality in white wine with Gwen.
00:57:52That sounds better than staying here and wasting it with you one weekend at a time.
00:57:58Why don't you try caring about something?
00:58:01Why don't you try making a fucking effort?
00:58:06Why don't you grow up?
00:58:07I am growing up!
00:58:08You still do cocaine!
00:58:10Doing cocaine is fun, Katie!
00:58:11Okay. Yeah, well, maybe we're too different now.
00:58:17Yeah.
00:58:18Maybe we are.
00:58:26Get out.
00:58:33Hey, there she is.
00:58:35How you doing?
00:58:36You feeling okay?
00:58:37Yeah. Let's go out of the shower.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:44What?
00:58:50Don't you, driver?
00:58:54No.
00:58:55Got it done.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:56Keep the hurt I'd rather feel.
00:59:01And watch the shadow from my knees.
00:59:07Mmm.
00:59:09Mmm.
00:59:12There were two pigs, okay, and they're in the same pit of mud.
00:59:16And the wife pig turns over to the husband pig, and she says,
00:59:19Have you seen Farmer Joe's pants lately?
00:59:28Why would you cancel?
00:59:30The husband goes, Oh, that's so funny.
00:59:32I thought he said pork chop.
00:59:39That place we know I could be the rest of his time.
00:59:54Oops, did a thing.
00:59:56Officially secured Series B fundy for my startup.
01:00:02Anything posted that?
01:00:04Oh, oh, oh, um, Elon Musk.
01:00:10Uh, no, no, it's someone we know.
01:00:12Oh, oh, uh, um, I give up.
01:00:18Uh, okay.
01:00:20Um, no, it was Diane's date from, uh, New Year's.
01:00:24No, I don't, I don't even think I've met her.
01:00:26Oh, is she friends with Delaney?
01:00:28Speaking of which, is Delaney coming to dinner this weekend?
01:00:33I don't think so.
01:00:35Why?
01:00:36Well, we're in a fight.
01:00:38The two of you are fighting.
01:00:40Yeah.
01:00:40That's maybe never happened in the history of the world.
01:00:44What happened?
01:00:44Um, it's very dumb.
01:00:46It was about the engagement.
01:00:48Oh.
01:00:50I, so I, I never actually told her.
01:00:52She found out on my phone and went ballistic and got wasted.
01:00:57Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you didn't, you didn't tell her that?
01:00:58I mean, remember I tried and you called, so I couldn't really.
01:01:01And then I tried later that night and it got extremely weird.
01:01:03No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't do that.
01:01:07I let you wait until the perfect moment to tell her how you wanted to tell her.
01:01:12And you said you would do that on the trip.
01:01:13You told me you would handle that on the trip so we could start planning our wedding.
01:01:17I mean, you're a little obsessed with planning the wedding.
01:01:19Well, yeah, I want to celebrate our marriage with our family and our friends.
01:01:23No offense.
01:01:24I, I don't think you really get it.
01:01:25You know, I don't think you get me and Delaney exactly.
01:01:27I don't think you could.
01:01:28How do you, how do you say that?
01:01:30I've been nothing but accommodating to you and your friend.
01:01:34She has a drawer in our dresser.
01:01:36You said that was fun.
01:01:36It was.
01:01:38It is.
01:01:40But I just want to know when you're going to choose us, right?
01:01:44When, when you will stop bending our lives together for Delaney.
01:01:48It's not just Delaney.
01:01:50Hold on.
01:01:51No, no, no, no.
01:01:52What do you, what do you, what do you mean?
01:01:53You know, marriage can really change your life.
01:01:56And, and a lot of times it's for the better.
01:01:59Which I think will be, you know, our case.
01:02:00And I'm very excited, of course.
01:02:02But there's just a lot of changes.
01:02:04Like, for example, you know, eventually we will probably want to move out of the city.
01:02:07And that's fine.
01:02:08And I'm, you know, we'll do that for you.
01:02:10And you go out there and then all of a sudden all your friends are married couples that moved out
01:02:15there too.
01:02:16And, and nobody knew you before you were a married couple.
01:02:18So it's actually a bit like you didn't exist before you were part of a married couple.
01:02:22So that's the new you.
01:02:23I'm just, I'm just, I'm just going to stop you.
01:02:25I don't even know what to believe in the world.
01:02:29John!
01:02:34So, anyways, popcorn to Delaney.
01:02:37I didn't have any peaks this week.
01:02:41Well, a week of valleys finds time in our cal eventually.
01:02:45Everything okay?
01:02:46Yeah, it's, everything's okay.
01:02:49Delaney, we're here if you ever want to share, obviously.
01:02:51But you seem to hate peaks and valleys, so.
01:02:54I don't hate peaks and valleys.
01:02:56Really?
01:02:56Once you thought you were muted and you screamed fuck when we started playing the game.
01:03:02Okay, fine.
01:03:04Um.
01:03:06My valley was.
01:03:10My best friend lied to me about getting engaged.
01:03:16What?
01:03:18Wow.
01:03:19Wow.
01:03:20Wow, that is a deep valley.
01:03:22Very deep.
01:03:24Okay, let's dive into this.
01:03:26Let's dive into this.
01:03:27Come on, we're here for you.
01:03:30Wow, your hair.
01:03:32I always pictured, pictured you as a blonde.
01:03:35Look at you.
01:03:37Okay, so wait, tell me everything.
01:03:38Who is this fiance?
01:03:39What's his name?
01:03:41John.
01:03:42Where's John from?
01:03:44Yep, John.
01:03:46The Midwest.
01:03:47What state?
01:03:48Minneapolis.
01:03:51Michigan or Minnesota.
01:03:53It's an M.
01:03:53I just, I can't remember right now.
01:03:56You seem like you must hate him.
01:03:58I don't hate him.
01:04:00I don't hate John.
01:04:01That's very nice.
01:04:02It's your best friend, so you're trying to be nice.
01:04:03But like, what did he do?
01:04:04He obviously cheated.
01:04:06He obviously cheated.
01:04:07He did cheat, Alex.
01:04:08He cheated off of you.
01:04:09John did not cheat.
01:04:10John's not a cheater.
01:04:11He's totally obsessed with her.
01:04:15But too obsessed, probably.
01:04:18No.
01:04:19No.
01:04:20No, to where it's like, true crime.
01:04:23No.
01:04:25He treats her really well.
01:04:26He's a very good guy.
01:04:28So he treats her well?
01:04:32Yeah, he treats her well.
01:04:35Wait, and is she, like, happy with him?
01:04:42Yeah.
01:04:44Okay, wait.
01:04:45Sorry for the disconnect here, but what's the problem?
01:04:49And the toy guy said that that's the most popular thing he sells.
01:04:52Yeah, no, the kids wanted one of these.
01:04:54I just got them a new globe, but never enough.
01:04:58So where's John?
01:04:59Oh, he's a work thing.
01:05:01Oh, did he decide if he wanted the chicken or lamb skewers for the cocktail hour?
01:05:05Shoot, I'll ask him.
01:05:06I'm not sure.
01:05:07If you get that thing wet, it turns blue.
01:05:10So he's rehabbing brittle hips after sundown?
01:05:13He's really burning the midnight oil.
01:05:16And, um, if you wanted to go back to Red again, you just put it in the sun.
01:05:20Is there trouble in paradise?
01:05:23You can't hide from an empath, little sister.
01:05:27Um, Delaney and I got into a fight, and now John and I are in a bit of a fight
01:05:34about that fight.
01:05:35Of course.
01:05:36No, no, no.
01:05:36We all saw this coming.
01:05:38You know, you guys are emotionally stunted.
01:05:40Daria says you both have arrested development.
01:05:43I never said that very much.
01:05:44Oh, so you just happened to leave your notebook open to a page that said never individuated into adulthood?
01:05:48Did you find the key to my office again?
01:05:50It doesn't matter.
01:05:50Look, the medical fact is you guys are basically still kids who are clinging on to each other in the
01:05:55cafeteria of life.
01:05:56You're emotionally stunted.
01:06:00Oh, that's a very mature response, Katie.
01:06:02Do you see what I'm saying?
01:06:04You're stunted.
01:06:05It's so rich coming from you.
01:06:07Look, I'm sorry.
01:06:08I really hate to be the one to have to tell you this,
01:06:10but it might actually be time for you to grow up.
01:06:13We have all had to.
01:06:15Did we?
01:06:16I mean, did we all have to?
01:06:17You're like 40 years old, and you still blame everything on our parents.
01:06:20You're emotionally stunted, not me.
01:06:22Tell him, Daria.
01:06:23No, no, no, Daria.
01:06:24Tell her that she's narcissistic like Dad.
01:06:26Do you know that the DSM-5 defines narcissism as a personality disorder, right, Daria?
01:06:31A cluster B personality disorder, which I think we can both agree you have.
01:06:34I have a personality disorder?
01:06:36Oh, my God, you're delusional.
01:06:38You're literally medically delusional.
01:06:40You're certifiable.
01:06:41Daria, tell him.
01:06:42You have every symptom.
01:06:43Tell him.
01:06:43Tell him.
01:06:44Shut up!
01:06:45Just shut the fuck up!
01:06:51Today I listened to a man
01:06:53detail an intense reptilian fetish that's ruining his marriage.
01:06:58And I had to tell him,
01:06:59no, that's not weird.
01:07:01That you want an iguana to act as a third?
01:07:05A girl ate rocks in front of me.
01:07:08And I had to tell a mother who told me that she lost her pregnancy.
01:07:14I had to promise her that she would get over it one day.
01:07:19Do you guys want a medical diagnosis?
01:07:23You are both ungrateful shits!
01:07:37I can't believe she said all that stuff about her patients.
01:07:42I mean, isn't that supposed to be, like, really private?
01:07:48I know we didn't have the ideal childhood.
01:07:53But you cannot keep using it as an excuse.
01:07:57I mean, come on.
01:07:59Can you be the adult for once?
01:08:03Can you help me for once?
01:08:07Things are going to be okay with John.
01:08:12I don't know, actually.
01:08:16Yeah, he's...
01:08:17He's really mad.
01:08:18People get mad, Katie.
01:08:21It's part of life, and it's going to be a long road
01:08:24if you walk around trying to make everything nice
01:08:26for everybody all the time.
01:08:27You've got to be honest.
01:08:31I know...
01:08:32what Delaney means to you.
01:08:34And I know how much she was there for you when you were kids.
01:08:36And yes, I maybe thought that you were freaks.
01:08:40But what you had was special.
01:08:43You guys had a great run.
01:08:48So maybe it's okay
01:08:51that it's over.
01:08:52Sometimes the past can't last.
01:08:57Pass me to my poem journal.
01:08:59Hurry up.
01:09:01Quick, quick, quick, quick.
01:09:04Okay, I made a guest list.
01:09:06Pretty much everyone who's coming is cool
01:09:08except for, like, one other assistant from my office.
01:09:10Have I shown you her grid before?
01:09:12She posts so much emo shit.
01:09:15It's like, we get that you have cancer.
01:09:17Maybe she wants support.
01:09:19What?
01:09:21We're seeing it helps other people.
01:09:24Oh, it doesn't help me.
01:09:25I meant other sick people.
01:09:28Right.
01:09:29Wait, how much do we hate Katie?
01:09:31Like, we haven't talked about this at all.
01:09:33Yeah.
01:09:34What she did
01:09:36wasn't great.
01:09:37You know what I always say.
01:09:39Hate motivates.
01:09:41Liking stuff
01:09:41I can motivate too.
01:09:43No, liking stuff is for sheep.
01:09:46Plus, hating stuff is, like, our thing.
01:09:47We both know the whole world sucks.
01:09:50The whole world sucks?
01:09:52Yeah.
01:10:01I think I need to leave.
01:10:03I mean, same.
01:10:04This place is a shithole.
01:10:05Like, it's obviously a temporary situation.
01:10:08No.
01:10:09I just don't want to be around you anymore.
01:10:14I hate that we love to hate people.
01:10:17It makes me feel sick.
01:10:20And I want to feel good.
01:10:23I want to be happy.
01:10:25I want to be happy for other people.
01:10:26I want to be happy for my family.
01:10:28I want to be happy for my friends.
01:10:33But I don't know how to do that.
01:10:35I don't know how to be happy
01:10:38for people.
01:10:46Did you, like, write that in your notes app
01:10:48to say to me?
01:10:48That's so fucking lame, Delaney.
01:10:53Okay, bye.
01:10:58Just keep breathing.
01:11:00Oh, okay.
01:11:01Other side.
01:11:03One second.
01:11:04Sorry.
01:11:07Delaney.
01:11:10Hi.
01:11:11What happened?
01:11:12Is everyone okay?
01:11:14What?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:18Then, um,
01:11:20why are you here?
01:11:25Where are you from?
01:11:32Illinois.
01:11:34I knew that.
01:11:38Did you like it there in Illinois?
01:11:42Do you mind?
01:11:45Sure.
01:11:47What is it?
01:11:51What is this?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:55Um, yeah, I lived in Illinois
01:11:59pretty much my whole life.
01:12:01High school, college.
01:12:03Go Phoenixes.
01:12:05It was our college mascot.
01:12:07Yeah, my whole family went there.
01:12:08And I am so sorry
01:12:10that I didn't tell you
01:12:12that I was going to propose to Katie.
01:12:15It's okay.
01:12:18Probably made you hate me even more.
01:12:19I never hated you.
01:12:22I hated you existed.
01:12:26That was, I...
01:12:27Right.
01:12:30You never did anything wrong.
01:12:34I did everything
01:12:36to make it incredibly weird for you.
01:12:40And I'm, I'm really sorry.
01:12:47I'm really happy it's you.
01:12:53I will, uh, let you go back to work.
01:12:55Yeah, yeah.
01:12:57We're, we're actually
01:12:59in a fight.
01:13:01Um, she lied to me
01:13:02about telling you.
01:13:04And I just don't understand
01:13:06why she can't be
01:13:08honest with me.
01:13:10I don't know.
01:13:14Maybe she's
01:13:15afraid of losing us.
01:13:18Or maybe it's
01:13:21trying to protect us.
01:13:23You really don't know.
01:13:27I do know that
01:13:32getting older is
01:13:35really scary.
01:13:38I don't know.
01:13:43I'm not paying for this.
01:13:46I got his card on file.
01:13:50Oh, can we talk?
01:13:53I mean, what are we doing?
01:13:54I, I, I can't take
01:13:55more silent treatment.
01:13:59I don't know.
01:14:00How's my client, Jerry?
01:14:04Uh, yeah, I know Jerry.
01:14:08Do you know his wife, Marlene?
01:14:10You know, they've been
01:14:11married for years.
01:14:12Lived in four states,
01:14:14three countries.
01:14:16They got divorced.
01:14:18Got back together.
01:14:20Lived in next door houses
01:14:21just for their own space.
01:14:24So they built this place.
01:14:28Together.
01:14:31I don't know what the rest
01:14:32of our lives will look like.
01:14:34But it can be whatever
01:14:35we want it to be.
01:14:37I love you.
01:14:39I love you.
01:14:39I love you too.
01:14:41I'm sorry.
01:14:42I'm sorry.
01:14:44I'm sorry I lied.
01:14:48And I'm gonna do better.
01:14:50I know.
01:14:51I know.
01:14:51She told me.
01:14:53Who?
01:14:55Delaney.
01:14:57Um, when, when did you
01:14:59see Delaney?
01:15:01Today.
01:15:02She came by the office.
01:15:04Why?
01:15:05She's like, what?
01:15:07Like returning the stuff
01:15:07I had in her apartment?
01:15:09Or?
01:15:12She wanted to know
01:15:13where I was from.
01:15:17Yeah.
01:15:20Actually.
01:15:25Go get your girl.
01:15:29Go on.
01:15:30Yeah.
01:15:31Yeah.
01:15:35Open up your gate.
01:15:37There you go.
01:15:51There you go.
01:16:02There you go.
01:16:03There you go.
01:16:08There you go.
01:16:11Katie, no.
01:16:13There's a list.
01:16:14And you're not the aesthetic.
01:16:15And honestly, even if you were,
01:16:16there's already a Jennifer here.
01:16:18And you can't, like, have a
01:16:19Jennifer and a Katie, you know?
01:16:20Yeah.
01:16:21Okay.
01:16:21Um, Roxy.
01:16:23I know you think I'm lame.
01:16:24But I know that you're miserable.
01:16:26And that's why you're so mean.
01:16:28But I feel bad for you.
01:16:30Okay?
01:16:33Yeah.
01:16:34Same.
01:16:35Yeah.
01:16:36Uh, where's Delaney?
01:16:37Where do you think?
01:16:39Fuck.
01:16:44Occupied.
01:16:46Occupied.
01:16:46Delaney, drop the drugs.
01:16:48I said occupied.
01:16:53So I was gonna...
01:16:54Sorry.
01:16:55Um, can I go first?
01:16:56Because I'm feeling brave and that might go away.
01:17:0112.
01:17:08I look at you and I feel like we are still 12 years old.
01:17:13And I really love that.
01:17:16But we're not 12 years old anymore.
01:17:20And we can't spend every second together anymore.
01:17:26And we don't like all the same things anymore.
01:17:28As much as I try to fight that.
01:17:32And I want to get married.
01:17:35And I want to have kids.
01:17:38And I want to save pictures of bathroom renovations I like.
01:17:45And I want to make little dishes for my keys.
01:17:48And I want to move out of the city.
01:17:50And I know you don't want that stuff.
01:17:52You don't even like that stuff.
01:17:55Actually.
01:17:56And...
01:17:57You don't even really like people who do.
01:18:00Just scary.
01:18:06And I didn't tell you about the engagement because I was afraid you wouldn't be happy for me.
01:18:12And that would just break my heart beyond repair.
01:18:18And I'm so happy about this next chapter of my life.
01:18:21But I'm terrified that you don't want to be a part of it.
01:18:27And I know I really messed up by lying.
01:18:31And I'm really, really sorry.
01:18:35And if things are different now, I understand.
01:18:40And if we end up parting ways.
01:18:43I just wanted to say thank you.
01:18:51Being your best friend has just been the highlight of my life.
01:18:59And I think we're really lucky to have lasted as long as we did.
01:19:19Well, it's not every day your kid's sister gets married.
01:19:22I'm incredibly honored to be here.
01:19:24And I was asked to put a couple words together.
01:19:27And to try to capture the spirit of marriage.
01:19:30And what it means to our civilization.
01:19:34And particularly what it means to these two very special people.
01:19:38So I've done my best.
01:19:40And I think you'll agree.
01:19:45Love's passion.
01:19:48Always in fashion.
01:19:50French kissing.
01:19:52Sad to be missing.
01:19:55Willows swaying.
01:19:57Children playing.
01:19:59Love will find a way.
01:20:03Today.
01:20:05Forevermore.
01:20:07Into Dawn, Katie, and John.
01:20:13You have truly won the game.
01:20:30Thank you for that beautiful poem, Henry.
01:20:38Okay.
01:20:40Let's do this.
01:20:43Dearly beloved.
01:20:56This is so crazy.
01:20:58You spend more time with, like, a hairdresser than you do with, like, your best friends.
01:21:03100%.
01:21:04My eyebrow woman is closer to me.
01:21:06I text her.
01:21:07We're on texting basis.
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:08Girl, I got what you desire.
01:21:14Yeah.
01:21:16I got a love key to light your fire.
01:21:22Oh, girl.
01:21:24And then give that a song.
01:21:27It's, like, really fun.
01:21:28Just to, like, sleep, right?
01:21:30To be in bed for a full 24 hours.
01:21:34People say that's depression.
01:21:35Luxury?
01:21:36I say that's a luxury.
01:21:37Exactly.
01:21:38Yeah.
01:21:38100%.
01:21:38100%.
01:22:02Kind of depressing.
01:22:05It is.
01:22:06Well, that's what they tell you in school.
01:22:08Well, you never listen.
01:22:09You know?
01:22:10That, like...
01:22:11You're like, that won't be me.
01:22:23I'm fostering it to a bass and ham this week.
01:22:26Oh, my God.
01:22:26I know.
01:22:28I know.
01:22:28So, running around?
01:22:29I need it.
01:22:30I honestly, I cannot even stand it.
01:22:33I need it here.
01:22:34Just save you for a better one.
01:22:43Love.
01:22:47Love.
01:22:56Oh, oh, oh.
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