00:00Music
00:15See? You do miss me.
00:18I think I just missed my jacket that I've been wearing.
00:30Music
00:38Oh my god!
00:41You mind? We're kind of busy here.
00:43I didn't think I needed a reservation to clean the bathroom.
00:47Don't talk to the help, Danielle. It's beneath you.
00:51You know, I was expecting to take the trash out. I didn't think it'd talk back.
00:58You're going to let her speak to me like that?
01:00You did throw the first punch. Can't blame her for hitting back.
01:04Well, the girl is embarrassing herself.
01:06Last I checked, I'm not the one trying to get Dick down in the basement of a bar.
01:12Pretty low.
01:13You know, it's really not that bad. If you want, there's room for three. You can do it.
01:18As if he would touch a girl like you.
01:23Sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
01:27Says the girl who looks like she cried on the bus ride here.
01:33Like I said, talking to the help is a waste of time.
01:48I have a jet to Fiji waiting for me.
01:52Camille. The jacket?
02:04What's that for?
02:05Here's a tip for you.
02:08A little advice. If you dress the part, you'd be surprised how much more people are willing to give you.
02:14They like what they see.
02:22And here's a tip for you.
02:25Not everyone is as desperate to be liked by people like you.
02:28Um, I don't know about that one.
02:30God, you're an asshole.
02:31You know, I might not have as much money as you, but clearly I'm more modest and have some sort
02:36of self respect.
02:36Oh no, I think the word you're looking for is prude.
02:38Because I don't like getting creeped on by guys in my workplace?
02:41Okay, fair enough. That's not my finest moment.
02:44You think you own the world?
02:45Think you could just do whatever you want?
02:47No, I just, I'm still learning the rules and I thought maybe you could like help me out a little
02:51bit.
02:56So it works better when it's really wet? That's good to know it's universal.
03:01God, you are so disgusting!
03:02Like actually detached from reality.
03:04Are you even living the same 24 hours as the rest of us?
03:07No, you actually don't know anything about me.
03:09No, I know plenty.
03:11Like no matter how hard my life is, I'd rather be me than you.
03:15Because at least my life isn't some meaningless void of cruelty and self-loathing.
03:20So hate sex then?
03:25Why don't you go hate-
03:28Go screw yourself!
03:46Hey, where'd Camille go?
03:48I don't know man, some party in Fiji and then some party in Bali and then some party in Singapore.
03:53You know, it's all so fucking boring.
03:56Yeah, why do you think I bought this place?
03:58I needed a project.
04:03Who's in the new world Josh?
04:05I know she's gonna drive away all your customers, right?
04:09Bad attitude.
04:10No, it's Lexi.
04:12Yeah, she's pretty great actually.
04:14Willing to take the worst shifts.
04:16Stays invisible to guests.
04:18I forget she's here half the time.
04:22Hey, I know that look in your eye.
04:24What are you thinking?
04:28Yeah, right.
04:30Come on bro, you like those rich bitches.
04:32This girl's not your type.
04:34Exactly.
04:35I doubt your attention could even last that long.
04:38Yeah, she works hard but she's a total downer.
04:42No, no, no, no.
04:42You said it yourself.
04:44I made a project of my own and I think I can turn that ugly duckling into a beautiful fuckable
04:50swan.
04:55Oliver.
04:57All right.
04:59You're on.
05:00But you gotta fool everyone.
05:02In our world anyway.
05:05Bring her to your dad's gala next weekend.
05:08Convince them she's your girlfriend.
05:10And when you fail,
05:12I want Jackson Corp to stake my new nightclub.
05:17Okay.
05:19And when I win, I want 10% of this place.
05:22Deal.
05:39Guilty conscience.
05:41No, I was just getting our rom-com on, you know I think.
05:44Our grandkids will really dig the enemies to love her story.
05:48Shocked you know that term.
05:50Yeah, well, I like knowing what women are into.
05:52How do you think I stay friends with all my exes?
05:56I don't know.
05:57I guess I just assumed they all wanted a piece of your dad's fortune.
06:01So you know who I am?
06:02Everybody knows who you are.
06:04Daniel Jackson.
06:05Worn a billionaire.
06:08Clearly.
06:09Never worked a day in his life.
06:13Well, you know my dad's taking the company Global and I get to take over here, so.
06:17That's cool.
06:18Is that gonna be with or without the training wheels?
06:22Okay, so you know the tabloid facts.
06:24Why don't you find out for yourself?
06:27Have dinner with me.
06:29You're asking me out on a date.
06:31Mm-hmm.
06:33Why?
06:34Oh, maybe I'd like a challenge.
06:36My life's already challenging enough.
06:38I think so.
06:39Come on.
06:40You know, I promised you to have a good time.
06:42Josh tells me you're here every single night.
06:44Like, you gotta be bored of the same old routine by now.
06:48Bored?
06:49Uh, believe it or not, Daniel, word I won't kill you.
06:53You know, some people actually like the peace and quiet of it.
06:55Just try it sometime.
06:58Besides, didn't I just see you fuck a girl in the basement?
07:02No.
07:03No.
07:03I mean, you walked in before it started, so maybe you even owe me a date.
07:09You're unbelievable.
07:10You know, I would rather lick this bar floor than ever go out with some slutty, entitled, rich, playboy like
07:20you.
07:20She doesn't mean that.
07:26Excuse me.
07:28Hi.
07:29Reese.
07:30I'm Lexi's BFF.
07:31Soulmate.
07:32Roommate.
07:33She would love to go out with you.
07:35I would love to talk to you.
07:38Alone.
07:39Okay.
07:39Now?
07:40Sure.
07:40Yeah.
07:41One second.
07:47What are you doing?
07:48I can't stand that man.
07:50You just met him.
07:51Yeah.
07:52And I clearly already know that we have nothing in common.
07:54He's Daniel Jackson.
07:55He's a billionaire.
07:56I have what, Reese, like $63 in my bank account?
07:59I'm too focused on survival to date, Reese.
08:01But that's exactly why you should do it.
08:03Let the man buy you dinner.
08:05It's one less meal to worry about.
08:06Why?
08:07So I can play dress up and his friends can make fun of me?
08:10Oh, damn.
08:11You've really think the worst of everyone, huh?
08:14Can you blame me?
08:15You worked so hard, Lex.
08:18You deserve to live a little.
08:21Even if it's just for one night.
08:23Come on, wouldn't it be fun to let a handsome stranger treat you like a million bucks?
08:33Please, please, please, please, please.
08:34God, you're crazy.
08:35Gosh, you're ridiculous.
08:36But I'm right.
08:42Okay.
08:44One date.
08:46Great.
08:47Let's, uh, let's get out of here.
08:49I'm working right now.
08:50Uh, no, not anymore.
08:51You got the night off.
08:52Come on.
08:53You want to go now?
08:56Obviously, we have to get you out of those clothes.
08:58I am going to take you shopping.
09:01Paying two.
09:22Paying two.
09:23Hey, Pat.
09:26Hey, Pat, this is your house?
09:29just uh just bring the spring collection yeah the twins owe me a favor i thought we're going
09:33shopping we are going shopping this is how they uh the one percent shop
09:40right i don't know tell them they can take the jet home okay
09:55and now we wait
10:04are you ready for the twins i don't know you better be
10:20let's glow that bitch up
10:30so
10:35so
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11:06so
11:18we have been at this for hours and i'm officially losing interest
11:22in this bed
11:24so
11:30so
11:38so
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12:01you look incredible
12:07i feel like a little kid playing dress up
12:10well you should play dress up more often do you like it
12:15i mean i hardly recognize myself but um yeah i do actually
12:20you know you look like you look like you look like a jackson woman
12:25a jackson woman
12:26yeah
12:27and what does that mean
12:29confident elegant like you belong in any room you walk into
12:34so
12:34you do realize if i ever want to look like this again it's going to take like three
12:38hours and a whole glam squad right besides who's renting this confidence bill
12:44you think i look at the bill
12:46it must be nice
12:47you know it's nice when
12:51when you got someone to share it with
13:08we uh we should get going you only get one night with me remember
13:17we'll see
13:19we'll see
13:21we'll see
13:32You hit me with the H-E-Y
13:34I'ma hit you with the boy pie
13:36You told me that I'm too closed off, but
13:39You know that I'm not involved with Playboys
13:43I don't wanna be your play toy
13:45Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
13:53Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
13:56I can't let you flip through my pages and hold me close like those
14:03Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
14:06Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
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