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Sidemen Inside Season 3 Episode 8
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00:35A million on the line light. I got some dough I'm trying to spin. Side men and side light. We
00:43about to go in on God.
00:45Hello and welcome to Inside the Reunion.
00:55After enjoying all of the chaos, I've brought everyone back for one last time.
01:00I am your host, GK Barry. So please welcome AB, Marlon, Alhan, Eddie, Ben, Lydia, Anna, Chloe, India, Cheyenne, Saffron
01:15and Impressions.
01:16Sorry, expressive. I'm only joking. It's expressions.
01:21Yay!
01:23Can't catch a break, but...
01:25I want to start with the winner.
01:27Eddie, congratulations.
01:31Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!
01:35Now, he's way too nonchalant. Look at him.
01:36How do you feel?
01:38Honestly, he's just flabbergasted.
01:39Like, no expectations to do anywhere past, like, the first day.
01:45The competitor inside me always wants to win things.
01:48Yeah.
01:48Well, yeah. You know, I was quite happy to go home on day one of it.
01:50But be honest, did you have any tactics towards the end? Did you pick any up?
01:55Honestly, tactics were lone wolf.
01:57Nice.
01:58Play the game as secretly as I could.
02:01And I felt like that just keeps you out of trouble.
02:04But also, you're a very strong man, so I feel like no one's fucking with you.
02:08Yes.
02:08No one's going to get on your bad side.
02:09No one said shit!
02:10No one said anything.
02:11I mean, I've done some bad things, and yeah, it's quite funny how the reactions have been different to different
02:16people.
02:16It's meant to everyone else.
02:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17So, that final was incredible.
02:21Marlon, should we bring it over to you?
02:23Sure, sure, sure.
02:24Do you feel a little bit mugged off, or are you alright?
02:27Yeah, nah, I'm totally fine, man.
02:28You're totally fine.
02:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:30Felt good.
02:31Because you were one button away, just to reiterate that.
02:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:35I was, I was.
02:36But you feel okay about that?
02:37Nah, I feel okay.
02:38You know, if it wasn't Eddie on the other side winning, I would not feel okay.
02:40But, you know, I'm a competitor just as him.
02:42Wish I won.
02:43Bright man won, and that's it, man.
02:45That was very manly.
02:46Nice.
02:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:47Um, what was the hardest thing about living in the house?
02:50Cheyenne, I'm going to throw this to you, because you did cry quite a lot, my queen.
02:54Tell me what the hardest thing was.
02:56I was such a crybaby.
02:58It was a lot.
02:59Agreed.
02:59I didn't realise how sensitive I was.
03:02Like, I was crying more than the people that got bowed out themselves.
03:05Like, what the hell was that about?
03:07It is tough.
03:08Don't cry.
03:09You crazy woman.
03:11I just don't want to vote anyone out.
03:13It's just...
03:14I ain't got a cry.
03:15What I've done is cry.
03:17I knew we could be this hard.
03:19I ain't got it in me.
03:20I can't do it.
03:25Yeah, no, no.
03:26Just me.
03:27No, cry, Anne.
03:27You're in a different league.
03:29You are...
03:30Listen, this girl cries so much here, and I can't swim, blood.
03:33And I'm the one that had to be going over there and doing all of that.
03:36I nearly lost my life.
03:36It was so cringy, honestly, but it's okay.
03:38I'm in therapy now, so it's fine.
03:41So what was the hardest part?
03:43I don't know.
03:44Like, the experience was amazing, so there was nothing hard about it.
03:47But I think, for me, I actually thought I could be a game player, but I really can't.
03:52And I think naturally, because I can't...
03:54I can't lie.
03:55And that's just where I really battled with myself, trying to, like, lie to people's faces.
03:58So, yeah, that was hard.
04:01Anyone else?
04:02Snoring.
04:02Right.
04:03Every night, them snoring and farting.
04:06Yeah.
04:06There was a lot of taking, actually.
04:07He's a machine.
04:08Aye, he's a sheet-eye.
04:09Yeah.
04:09Aye.
04:10I think just expression saying, dem boy, dare, after every sentence.
04:14I was getting home hearing it in my sleep, bro.
04:16Dem boy, dare.
04:16I didn't say that once.
04:17You know dem way, dare.
04:18You know dem way, dare.
04:20You know dem way, dare.
04:21You know dem way, dare.
04:22You know dem way, dare.
04:22You know dem way, dare, fat.
04:23I said, you know dem way, dare.
04:25Yeah, but it's the same thing.
04:26That's not the same thing.
04:27It's the same thing.
04:28No, it's not.
04:29Oh.
04:31Should we actually scrap?
04:34Did you guys all actually get on, or was that all for shame?
04:37No, we definitely did.
04:38No, we did.
04:38We wasn't, I think we wasn't.
04:40We wasn't.
04:41No, I didn't.
04:42We was a good group, though.
04:43Yeah, the final six was banging.
04:47That what?
04:47It's nasty that.
04:48Oh, yeah, yeah, and Davey.
04:49Cheers, bro.
04:51Fucking hell.
04:52Is there going to be a group chat?
04:53There already is one.
04:54And how long do you think this is going to last?
04:56About a day.
04:56I'm putting bets on a month.
04:57Yeah, about a day.
04:58I think.
04:58Yeah, I've already left.
04:59Really?
05:00You've already left.
05:01I think Eddie will just air the group chat.
05:03Yeah.
05:04100%.
05:04I can't see you post on that group chat.
05:06What group chat?
05:07Yeah, there we go.
05:08It's not even in it yet.
05:09That's the best way to be.
05:10It's early, and Chloe named it turkey teeth.
05:12Turkey!
05:13Next sponsorship.
05:14Right.
05:14You guys walked in with £1,000,000, and you walked out with £177,894.
05:26If it wasn't for what...
05:27I know it was an accident.
05:29If it wasn't for what Eddie did, I do think it would have been a good, like...
05:31You would have been on, like, £400,000.
05:33What did Eddie do?
05:33What happened?
05:34You don't know what he did?
05:35What did he do?
05:36What happened?
05:36Hey, Eddie, mind you, what did you do?
05:38Not as bad as you.
05:39Nah.
05:40It was crazy.
05:41I'm an innocent man, Eddie.
05:43I would like to bid £3.
05:45I want to go for £11.
05:47I want to bid £101.
05:51I am going to bid £13,000.
05:53I'm going to bid £20,000.
05:58£25,751.
06:05£149,999.
06:09£150,000, Eddie spent.
06:11Honestly, I just lost my thought process in the moment.
06:14It was a mistake.
06:15It was a mistake.
06:16I'm not the only one clapping.
06:18That's shameless.
06:18There's such a thing as stars aligned,
06:20and I think it happened for the reason for me to win it.
06:23So, I mean, look, guys, it was my money, so...
06:26Yeah.
06:27Come on, G.
06:28Come on, G.
06:30That's right.
06:31So, fuck off.
06:32Yeah.
06:33£70,000 beats.
06:35Yeah, I think we are quite scared of Eddie,
06:37because when Expressions lost £48,000,
06:39we were livid, shouting at him,
06:41calling him all sorts.
06:42Yeah, and it wasn't even my fault.
06:44And then Eddie blows £150,000,
06:45and they were like,
06:46yeah, that's all right.
06:48No, you did get a slap on the neck.
06:50Yeah, we did.
06:50Oh, neck slaps.
06:51Yeah, it was worth it.
06:52Most expensive neck slaps,
06:53but it was, yeah.
06:54So, apart from the obvious culprits,
06:58Alhan, Expressions,
06:59who do you guys think was going in the shop
07:00and ordering the most?
07:02I did a lot of damage in my time.
07:03Yeah, yeah.
07:03He was in there for two days,
07:05and he did as much damage as others.
07:06Yeah, two days, he did 55k.
07:07Yeah, you'd be in Red's if you stayed there.
07:09I didn't eat rice once.
07:10Yeah, well, I can see Captain America,
07:12but you ain't eating that.
07:13Yeah, I came out, like, bigger.
07:14I went to gym.
07:15I just banged gym strength.
07:16Honestly, it was sick.
07:18I don't think I saw you at any point
07:20without something in your hand.
07:22Yeah, yeah.
07:22You always had a can of Coke,
07:24a chocolate bar, crisps.
07:25I was just there for a minute.
07:26I was there for a good time.
07:27You know what I mean?
07:27Fair enough.
07:28Fuck it.
07:29Was it worth it?
07:30No.
07:31I completely fucked the whole thing.
07:32Yeah.
07:32But it's fine.
07:33Chloe, my queen,
07:34we all know you love a Malbec.
07:37Malbec.
07:37Malbec.
07:38Yeah.
07:38Is that a language barrier?
07:39Yeah, yeah, it was, aye.
07:40Malbec.
07:41Do you think that kept you going?
07:43Yes, 100%.
07:44It did.
07:45Through his snore and darling, I did.
07:46I can, yeah, I can only imagine.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Should we go back to the start?
07:50Okay.
07:51So, A, B, you walk in.
07:53How are you feeling?
07:54I tell you what,
07:55I just didn't want to be first or last
07:56when I was first
07:57because I felt like last you miss all the lore
07:58everyone's already mates
07:59and then you're like,
08:00oh, I'm the newcomer.
08:01It's a bit dead.
08:01First is like,
08:03it's a lot of pressure to clip farm early on.
08:05You know what I mean?
08:06Yeah.
08:06But yeah, it was all right.
08:07And obviously, when you walked in,
08:09there was a little bit of chemistry
08:11between you and Anna.
08:13Whoa.
08:13Was it?
08:14Really?
08:14Well, it was four or five minutes
08:15and then you walked in, sweetheart.
08:17And then you were completely mugged off.
08:20Are you worried about the challenges?
08:23Yeah, a little bit.
08:24The part was like animals,
08:25if there were going to be like any spiders,
08:27snakes, cats.
08:27What, like tarantula?
08:29Yeah, fuck that.
08:30So if you have to say like,
08:31who's the most ugly in the house
08:32or you have to have a tarantula on you,
08:34are you going to say it?
08:34Can I say you?
08:36That poor boy.
08:38That's actually just hurtful as well.
08:40Shit!
08:40What?
08:41Dog!
08:42Hello.
08:43How you doing?
08:43I'm Marlon.
08:44Very nice to meet you.
08:45I know, I'm Anna.
08:46Wait, where are you from?
08:47I'm from Ukraine.
08:48Where do I live in the lake?
08:49Ukraine, really?
08:50This fucking guy.
08:52Did you fancy her
08:53or were you just making conversations?
08:54No, no, I was just making conversations.
08:56We played hide and seek
08:56and then obviously like that Leng guy
08:58comes into my eyes to rap.
08:58I just took my mic off
08:59and sat in the back.
09:00I was like, fuck this shit, bro.
09:02So, Marlon and Ben,
09:04as the Americans,
09:06I sort of want to know
09:07what were your first impressions
09:08of everyone?
09:09I came in absolutely blind.
09:10The only person
09:11that I had known personally
09:12was Saffron.
09:13I met her once five years ago.
09:15I've seen Marlon,
09:16seen Eddie.
09:17Other than that,
09:18I didn't know anybody.
09:19And I walked in with Khloe
09:20and I genuinely
09:22couldn't understand you.
09:23Yeah, yeah.
09:24Not one word.
09:25It's like...
09:25And I actually thought
09:26the house would be filled
09:27with 12 people like that.
09:29I was lip reading.
09:30Well, yeah.
09:31I mean, I grew up in Sweden,
09:32so I wouldn't really
09:33call myself an American now,
09:35you know, but
09:35no, as a Swede,
09:36I feel like I'm almost
09:37closer to the UK scene,
09:39so I knew most of them
09:40and I felt comfortable
09:41going in with most
09:43of the UK people,
09:44so it was good.
09:45Right.
09:46Did anyone come in
09:48with an extravagant game plan?
09:50I know a lot of you said no,
09:51but I do feel like
09:52some of you are lying.
09:55So now's the time to own up.
09:56I tried to come in with one
09:58because I'm a mum,
09:58so I was like,
09:59let me just mother everyone
10:00and surely no one's
10:01going to vote their mum,
10:02but then when I got here
10:03and I was like...
10:04Right.
10:05I was like,
10:05I can't even do this
10:06and I'm like,
10:07even when I'm doing something wrong,
10:08I'm like confessing,
10:09I'm like,
10:09I just said this about you,
10:10I've just done this
10:10and I was like,
10:11okay,
10:12I can't even strategize
10:13or game plan, so...
10:14That's to say that
10:15Expressions is a dad,
10:16so you're a dad.
10:17Yeah, I've got twins, bro.
10:19Do you want to talk about
10:19why you lied about having kids?
10:21Lied?
10:21Oh, shit.
10:22I told you that I had twins that...
10:23I told you that I had twins
10:25that are five years old
10:26and I didn't lie.
10:27Right.
10:27I bought my girlfriend's titties
10:29from Harley Street
10:30five years ago.
10:31Fucking hell.
10:31You know them way they're fam?
10:32So those are twins.
10:34Yeah.
10:34You piece of shit.
10:36Wait, what?
10:37Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
10:39wait, wait, wait, wait,
10:40you don't have kids?
10:41Wait, are those the twins
10:42you're talking about?
10:43Wait, is he talking
10:43about his children?
10:44No, he has no kids.
10:46Wait, Expressions,
10:47are you joking?
10:49You're talking about tits?
10:50No way.
10:50That's fucking low, man.
10:51That bracelet's from Amazon,
10:52isn't it?
10:53That's fucking low.
10:53You know what, Eddie, yeah?
10:54No, man.
10:55Just sh-
10:56Just sh-
10:57No, that's insane.
10:58They bonded over having kids.
11:00That's bad.
11:01Yo, talk about a fucking game plan.
11:03Yeah, but I was waiting in it there are some people I knew this was gonna come up so now
11:07but wait for the game plan
11:08So obviously
11:10That's bad you're making like man needed a little give us that name. You said you had a boy and
11:15a gal
11:16But someone else knew about this
11:21There was a conversation in like living around everyone was like how are these kids and I was like thinking
11:26no one's actually
11:27Asking me something to stay quiet. So I just was like
11:29That was your point to be like, there's no kids, but if you ever asked me like directly say you
11:34came to have conversation
11:35I did
11:36Yes, I did
11:37Yes, I did
11:38No, but wait, wait, wait, wait, did I hide?
11:40I told you the name
11:41Wait, wait, wait, because you
11:43I was in the bedroom, I remember it and it was like the last stages and I was in the
11:48outside. Oh, so you got kids?
11:49Yeah, straight up to my face said yes, I do
11:51No, no, no, I'm not debating that. I'm not debating that. I told all of you that I had kids
11:55But what I'm saying is if you don't want to have a conversation with me about it
11:58We did
11:58We did
11:59What did you say? What did you say?
12:01When we got the skittles
12:02No, you're when I diverted because I did that
12:04And we just in the corner
12:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
12:06If India knew that well, instead of saying mum saying, oh, I swear on your mum's life, you said swear
12:10on your kid's life
12:11Now, oi, listen
12:11Yeah, but like
12:12If she knew
12:13If she knew
12:14They're five, you were like, oh, yeah, I have got two kids
12:16So what, because my mum's older, she deserves to go
12:18Is that what you're saying?
12:19Wait, wait, let me just say
12:20Me, Alhan and Malam were splitting some skittles and you walked into the bedroom and I was like
12:24So what, like, we were saying, like, it was like, oh, it's the most beautiful moment, like when you see
12:27a kid that's yours
12:28Bro, wait, Aby, Aby, Aby
12:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
12:30I remember
12:30And then I said, I said, I've heard it's a very special moment when, like, you're right in the hospital
12:34and you said, bro, you fuck, you're not super
12:37And then you were like, you know what, when you're taking him on a plane, you gotta do it early
12:40because that's when you're not crying
12:41But when they're three is when it gets, you're so fucked
12:43I just want you all to tell you, I'm the best uncle ever, bud
12:45Fuck no
12:46I don't trust you around my kids any day, that is insane
12:49You can't express, you can't trust expressions in the game, innit
12:51You need to be sectioned
12:52Celebrity, you know
12:53Alhan, you were set up a lot as well
12:56Agreed
12:57Who do you think brought the watermelons to frame you?
13:00Uh, but was it to frame me?
13:03Can I confirm a watermelon?
13:05I saw a watermelon for sale and I thought, you know what, that's something Alhan would do
13:10So I thought, fuck it
13:14What the fuck?
13:15This was not me
13:16You motherfucker
13:17You motherfucker
13:18I did, I did buy something, but it wasn't this
13:21Well I can reveal
13:24That it was Eddie
13:25Eddie!
13:26I'm telling you
13:27Nah, he was getting, you, he
13:29You was the one that set me up with a watermelon
13:30With Alhan
13:31Eddie could get away with anything
13:33I think I started something
13:34You know what, like, he would just sit back and get away with anything
13:38That's insane that that was you, you know
13:39You literally used him as a moth
13:40You fucking wake
13:41Yes, Eddie, man
13:42I love that, man
13:43I love that
13:44Got a bad set
13:45Alhan was winding everybody up with all the buy
13:47And I was like, fuck it, let's give him a bit of his own medicine
13:49Okay, can we talk about some unlikely friendships?
13:53Chloe and Alhan
13:55Look at you both
13:56We're so different, we just love each other so well
13:59Yes
13:59I love you
14:00I love you
14:02Good morning
14:02Yeah
14:05You are my light
14:06You are the bread of my butter
14:09You are the om, to my omelette
14:11I agree, premium coffee
14:14You said I agree
14:15Is that not what you said?
14:16Yeah, do you want the, I got you these?
14:18Genuinely, actually
14:23Can I have a premium coffee, please?
14:25We're down on our friendship
14:26I gave you a foot rub earlier
14:27It wasn't that good, it was shit
14:29Alright, alright
14:29I'll give you a better one later
14:30And I would like to be your friend on the outside
14:32Yeah
14:32That was it, like, I care for you a lot
14:35And please don't ever fuck us over
14:36I can never
14:37Because you are my best team member
14:38You are my best team
14:39Okay
14:39Alright?
14:40Did you see that side that no one else saw, Chloe?
14:42Yes, definitely
14:43He has got a heart, by the way, guys
14:45He just keeps it in the fridge
14:50Alliances, who had alliances in the house?
14:53We had the trio, the famous A-Team
14:55Round of applause for the A-Team, please
14:58So from the outside, it looks very much girls versus boys
15:01Was that actually the case?
15:03The boys were together, like, tenfold
15:05And I feel like there was a little bit of cracks in the girls
15:08Because I feel like it was a lot of miscommunication within the girl friendships
15:12I feel like Cheyenne is just too nice to pick either side
15:15Yeah
15:15And then Anna was just, like, voting off vibes
15:17Like, she didn't care about boys or girls
15:19That's why I thought it was a dumb vote
15:20All of us voted
15:21Well, I didn't vote for her
15:22But all of you lot voted her off
15:23Because she was, like, the one girl who wasn't fully team girls as well
15:26Yeah, yeah, yeah
15:27But I don't think it was
15:28We had a strong alliance for a bit
15:29I definitely think it was, uh, not girls versus boys
15:33It wasn't, like, the meaning of it
15:35But I feel like it just became that at the end
15:37There were some girls that got along with boys and vice versa
15:40So shall we talk about eliminations?
15:43Queen Lydia, you were out first
15:46I knew I was out as soon as I heard it was between me, Chloe and Ben
15:50I knew it, so, like, as soon as I heard that I was like, yeah, I'm gone
15:54Were you fuming at Alhan for laughing?
15:57Okay, he apologized
15:58Right
15:59So when he apologized, I was fine
16:02When he was actually laughing, I don't think I've ever been so annoyed at someone
16:08But he apologized, so
16:09And he did get fined as well
16:11Yeah, 20k
16:1220k
16:13Worth it
16:13It was worth it
16:14Yeah, but that was, like, for the team
16:16So then I felt, like, worse, you know?
16:18Then we had AB
16:20This was a shocker
16:22And it created waves around the house
16:24You know what? I'm, like, I'm happy it caused some shit
16:27If no one cared, I would have been upset
16:28And expressions, you went against the boys
16:31You voted me out, dickhead
16:33My mistake
16:34Yeah
16:34Snake, snake, snake
16:35No, if you're gonna call me a snake, call me an anaconda
16:38Because it's a level up
16:39Do you know them way there?
16:40Still a snake
16:40Let's not do that
16:41The AB elimination is the worst thing that happened to man in the house
16:46Before we get into it, here's a quick refresher
16:48I'm gonna vote for AB
16:51And the reason why is because he's just friends with all of these sidemen
16:54He doesn't really need this opportunity
16:56Man's getting chocolate cake, muffins
16:58My prick fam, AB, blud
17:00When the thing went on the screen and I counted the votes and I realized my...
17:04One second, hello
17:04That he went out, yeah
17:06Hello
17:07Look at this runner
17:08Yeah, he is
17:09I'll tell him
17:10Yeah
17:10I'm not scared of him
17:11No, they said stop chatting shit
17:12I'm not
17:14You get me, fam
17:15Mate, you fucking snake
17:15When the screen went up, yeah, and I realized it was AB, yeah
17:18You would see my face, innit?
17:20And then, you know there's a reveal after
17:22So obviously we've gone to have a chat, yeah
17:23And he's like, oh, who'd you vote for?
17:25Because I knew I was the one vote
17:26I lied in, I was like, oh, Anna
17:28Then when it came on the street
17:29Right, let's have it right, yeah
17:30Right, right, right, right
17:32We asked him, who did you vote for?
17:34He said, I voted Anna
17:35I did?
17:35That was my thing
17:37I said that?
17:38Yeah
17:38Then we've gone into the living room
17:40Then it says AB, AB, AB
17:42And I see expression
17:43Then it says AB
17:44And I've looked at this guy and I thought, nah
17:45Yeah
17:46What a snake
17:47That was it
17:48That's early game
17:48It's boys versus girls
17:50It doesn't matter how well everyone gets on with
17:52And I feel like you had inside information that the girls were all going for AB
17:56Nope
17:57And you wanted them out of there
17:58Did I?
17:59No
17:59What, did you not tell me that they were voting for Anna?
18:01Tell the truth
18:02Yeah, it was Anna and Alhan
18:03Yeah
18:04Well, it's sort of recorded and monitored
18:05Yeah, it's fine
18:06We asked like devs, they were like, wait, how the fuck AB, whatever
18:09And swelled my life, dead looking me in the eyes
18:11And I asked, I was like, who would vote?
18:13I was like, who'd you vote for, who'd you vote for?
18:15He goes, straight looking at me, I says, Anna
18:16Anna
18:17And he shows him on the screen and then it says AB
18:18I told you, I'm a good liar, I'm a bad game player
18:21I told you all
18:22He does own it, to be fair
18:24Performer
18:24Well, now he does
18:26Well, obviously, it's a game, innit?
18:28Right
18:28Cheyenne, you left us, but you didn't really leave us
18:32Did you come back with Venom?
18:35No, I don't know what, I tried to
18:36And I just realised like
18:38Cause you came back for India
18:40I was so convinced, cause I was watching
18:42I got the boys, like the screen and I was listening to the chat
18:45And I was like, yeah, they're so right
18:46Like £9,000 doesn't make sense
18:49If you wanted to understand whether I took the kitten money or not
18:51You could have just asked me
18:52Literally, Alhan asked me the next morning
18:54He pulled me into the gym and was like
18:56Did you take the money for yourself or not?
18:58And I said no
18:58Like, not being funny or anything
19:00It was only £9,000
19:01And in comparison to people that are doing like
19:03£30,000 on like challenges
19:05And losing £50,000 like coin flips
19:07Why would I keep £9,000?
19:09Let's move on
19:10What were your favourite challenges?
19:12Eating one
19:13What?
19:14That was your favourite?
19:15I got a chocolate cake
19:16And I already ate four muffins that morning
19:17Okay
19:19Fuck it
19:20It's like
19:20I was on a sugar crash
19:21It was amazing
19:22What was yours?
19:24The eating challenge
19:25Let's have a look at what actually went down
19:28Eating Tim
19:29Get some penis in your mouth
19:30Deep throat that dick, Alham
19:32Come on
19:32Eddie, get that dick
19:34Wait, wait, wait
19:35Eddie
19:35Come on, Eddie
19:36Come on, Eddie
19:36Come on, Eddie
19:38Oh, ow, ow
19:49Yeah
19:56That's my most insane things I've ever seen in my life
19:59Oh my God
20:00Oh my God
20:10I've had some good life experiences, like, some core memories.
20:14You know, I've got four kids.
20:16I've been hospital for four births.
20:18I've won the World Strongest Man.
20:19Is that true, though? Have you actually got four kids?
20:22You know, I've sort of, like, lifted the most amount of weight
20:25a human's ever lifted.
20:26Like, these are, like, peak human memories.
20:28Of course.
20:29And then I've got deep-throating Alhan with a bull's dick.
20:31It's, like, up here.
20:33It was great.
20:34Let's move on to Alhan.
20:35I feel like we could make a whole show out of your spending
20:39and you're trolling.
20:41Agreed.
20:41Did you come in wanting to rile everyone up with the spending?
20:44Not at all.
20:45I didn't actually think I'd spend at all my spending...
20:48That is such a lie!
20:50Don't lie!
20:51He started off judging me for meal upgrades
20:53and then got three for himself.
20:54Hold on. Do you want the answer?
20:56All right, sorry.
20:57So, yeah, genuinely,
20:59I didn't mean to spend anywhere near as much as I did.
21:03There was a few fines and a few accidental purchases.
21:07And you did Moony Vic?
21:08Yeah.
21:09He did do that.
21:10His first line of crack.
21:11That was funny.
21:13As long as you laugh.
21:15Yeah, it's hard.
21:16When there's nothing else to do in the house...
21:18Do you spend?
21:19The shop, yeah.
21:20Yeah, it's only a bit of, like, serotonin you get.
21:22Yeah.
21:23And the way they word things is so vague,
21:26but it's a gold bar for ten grand.
21:28Is it actually a gold bar, though?
21:29Do you know what I'm saying?
21:30So, yeah, honestly,
21:32I didn't think I'd spend anywhere near as much as I did.
21:34Do I have regrets?
21:35Is that your next question?
21:36No.
21:37I'd have spent more.
21:38Generally, you guys were very, very good with temptations,
21:42but who really struggled not to take them?
21:44I actually said no to a Birkin.
21:47Did you see it, Chloe?
21:48Yes, I've seen it.
21:49The actual bag?
21:50Yeah, the actual bag.
21:51It was a Birkin.
21:52What did it look like?
21:53A Birkin grey.
21:55Where have you got it with you?
21:56I don't know where it is.
21:57Actually, where is it?
21:57Where's my fucking Birkin?
21:58Right, someone get me the Birkin.
22:00My liege.
22:04This is gorgeous, Chloe.
22:06So nice, isn't it?
22:07Now, I don't know if you guys read the rules.
22:11The person who purchases the item, it is their item.
22:15So, does anyone want to own up?
22:17So, who purchased it?
22:18Who did it, ma'am?
22:19Oh, Eddie, you are a dirty scumbag.
22:21So, it's not with it.
22:22Are you trying to see it's not mine, then?
22:24Is that what you're trying to see, then?
22:25I told you it wasn't yours.
22:27You haven't purchased it.
22:27I've always put my stuff in it.
22:29Well, I want to say.
22:30It's got me cards in it.
22:32Congratulations.
22:33Here we go.
22:34To Eddie for your Birkin bag.
22:37One for the one.
22:38I told y'all.
22:40This is going to be the ultimate shithousery.
22:46Can I confirm the Birkin bag, please?
22:49And do you know what, girls?
22:50I might even do an eeny, meeny, miny, moe to decide who gets it.
22:54Oh, my.
22:55You can't.
22:55Let's call it.
22:57Don't give her the Birkin.
22:58We can't have two.
22:58Shall I do it?
22:59No, you can't do that, it is.
23:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:02Let's go, Eddie.
23:02It's got me self in it.
23:03I told you this wasn't your bag.
23:05Do it.
23:06Give my bestie a Birkin before I knock you out.
23:07Oh, I'll actually leave now.
23:09That was the least threatening thing I've ever seen.
23:11Well, I'll actually leave now.
23:13It's got me stuffed.
23:14Eddie, open the bag.
23:15It's got a case in it.
23:16I bought this for you.
23:17Oh.
23:18Because you've been, honestly, a joy.
23:21Oh, thank you.
23:22Real honestly.
23:23I'm talking like I actually bought you this.
23:26You've made the house a happy place, so thank you.
23:29Oh, thank you.
23:29Thank you very much, I appreciate it.
23:31Enjoy that.
23:31Thank God.
23:32All right.
23:33I've got an Oscar.
23:34That was beautiful.
23:35I want one last word from the winner.
23:39Can you give us a little speech?
23:41Being the older guy here, like, money comes and goes.
23:45And I've learned over the years
23:46that experiences are the most important thing in life.
23:50And this has been a really nice experience.
23:53I'm sorry most of you guys,
23:55well, you guys aren't going out home with money, I'm sorry.
23:58But just genuinely, like, as you get older,
24:02you really do appreciate moments like this.
24:04And you'll be very thankful for them.
24:05And I'm thankful for this moment.
24:07And thank you all for being so awesome and nice and accepting.
24:11And, yeah, hope we stay in touch.
24:13Gorgeous.
24:18We hope you guys enjoyed one of the most action-packed seasons
24:22that we have had so far.
24:25Thank you all for being so unhinged.
24:28And thank you so much.
24:29And thank you for watching.
24:33Welcome to Inside.
24:36Who's most ugly in the house?
24:38Can I say you?
24:40Hell no!
24:41Payback is sweet, honey.
24:44Don't mess with me, bitch.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:48What is wrong with you?
24:51Oh, my!
24:53What's that on my hair?
24:55Oh, my God!
24:56It's pressed on my head, pressed on my head.
24:58Oh, my God!
25:00Oh, my God!
25:06I had to show him a bit of ass crack.
25:08You can't do this.
25:12You get the laugh of a psychopath.
25:19This house is crazy.
25:21You seriously have no idea what's going to happen next.
25:25Put on this costume and learn more about each other.
25:29The tail just inflated when he farted.
25:33Giant!
25:34Fuck!
25:34Oh, my God!
25:46Oh, my God!
25:48A feast for everyone!
25:50Where is the wine?
25:53Oh, my God!
25:53Oh, my God!
25:53A feast for everyone!
25:54Woke up in sidelight.
25:56Yeah, I'm finna win.
25:59Sidemen in sidelight.
26:01Hey, we about to go in.
26:03Don't believe me?
26:04Come and see me.
26:05Got three wishes from my genie.
26:06Now, I'm on your local TV.
26:07Y'all on tour got screaming.
26:08Say she wanna come and see me.
26:10When I'm in a local city, I'm like, pause, though.
26:12Please step aside so they can see me.
26:15Walk up in this sidelight.
26:18Yeah, I'm really him.
26:21Talkin' bout s*** like.
26:24I'm really him, oh, God.
26:26Walk up in this s*** like.
26:29Yeah, I'm really him.
26:30.
27:04You
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