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Mama June From Not to Hot Season 8 Episode 3
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00:00Previously on Mama Jean.
00:01Give me a kiss.
00:04And this is my boyfriend, Darren.
00:06Darren and I love living together and building our new life.
00:09But Josh hates Darren.
00:12I ain't trying to ruffle no feathers.
00:13We've already done that.
00:15And co-parenting with my ex-husband has been challenging
00:18when it comes to pick up and drop off.
00:20I do ask Darren to leave to avoid Josh's hotheadedness.
00:24Just don't walk in a stress ball.
00:25I know Josh is going through a rough time right now,
00:27and divorce isn't easy.
00:29You need to find a hobby.
00:30You ever thought of, like, boxing?
00:31I mean, it wouldn't feel good to hit somebody.
00:34And he's making decisions about our kids without me.
00:38You got an invitation for her and Cheyenne's bridal shower.
00:41I got the invite, but I'm not going.
00:44What that ass says goes.
00:46Tell them.
00:46Oh, we're going to the bridal shower!
00:49He's going to what?
00:50I mean, you know that me and your sister
00:51meet up once a week.
00:53You won't catch me anywhere near Jessie
00:56after she snitched to Josh about who I was dating.
00:58I know my family's dysfunctional.
01:00I mean, I haven't talked to Mumpkins since the big blow up.
01:02I'm hoping that they want to be there for my big day.
01:05I do get some peace knowing Jessie's probably
01:07neck deep in wedding drama.
01:09We were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
01:11No.
01:11The bank of Mama June is closed.
01:14Oh.
01:16I'm here, bitches.
01:17Mama the year's showing up.
01:19She is 28 years old.
01:20Like, I mean, if she wants to say kiss my boy.
01:24June, if this is your idea, help.
01:26Please leave.
01:28Trina going to be like, what the hell?
01:30I'm fixing to go on social media.
01:32Get this some free stuff.
01:33Girl, you want to go toe to toe?
01:35Baby, we can go toe to toe.
01:37Oh, boy.
01:37Here we go.
01:49Here's your covers.
01:50Make your bed.
01:52Drop it.
01:53Oh, I didn't see your hand.
01:54Babe!
01:55What, Junebug?
01:57Did you carry me?
01:57I need you for something.
01:58Of course you do.
01:59Everybody just needs help.
02:01What the hell are you doing?
02:02Junebug, I'm trying to help Katie P.
02:03I mean, I got her needing help.
02:06I got you hollering at me.
02:07I need you to carry them boxes in the content room for me,
02:10so I'll go through and make sure I got everything.
02:11Everything for what?
02:13Everything for the bridal shower.
02:15Katie P, you got to help me.
02:17What's what?
02:19Look, I made a video on my social media.
02:21I've got an event coming up, and I need anything boho,
02:26anything Western, because we need a yitty up cowgirl, OK?
02:29My fans, I love so much.
02:32And when Mama Jen says, I need everything Western, boho,
02:35and anything in between, holla at your girl.
02:38They go to hollering, riling up with all the free stuff
02:42that, you know, they want to help out with.
02:44What all kind of stuff did you even get?
02:47Well, I mean, it's yeehaw, cowboyed it up.
02:50Let's see what we got in here.
02:51Let me see.
02:52Ooh!
02:53Oh, here's bandanas or something.
02:55Let me see.
02:56Looks like a banner.
02:57No, that's the idea of the party.
02:59Oh my god.
03:00Look.
03:03What does it say?
03:04Last rodeo.
03:05It's the last rodeo.
03:07This is where, I remember these.
03:09You know what I got these for?
03:10June, what the hell is this?
03:12Back a few years ago, I used to be called Elton June.
03:14Ask anybody.
03:15Look at this.
03:16What is this right here?
03:17You got bandanas with freaking glitter on it.
03:21Tell them, Katie P.
03:22We know, you know these, Simon.
03:25Freaking cowgirl boots.
03:26I hope you got it.
03:27Who's going to be wearing them?
03:28You?
03:29No, this is Jessica's present.
03:31June, this is not boho.
03:32This, like, you're just, like, barb, like, cowgirl Barbie themed.
03:35What is boho, then?
03:37Boho is, like, not this.
03:39Yeah, tell her, not this.
03:41I mean, the bridal shower is, like, supposed to be boho and, like, cowboy themed.
03:45Like, I don't think anybody knows what the hell that really actually means,
03:49but I got what this party really needs.
03:51I mean, I've got the cowboy hats, the bling, the hippie glasses.
03:55Like, boho doesn't mean, like, boring.
04:00Trina knows nothing about throwing a party, okay?
04:03Here, June, boy.
04:05Oh, perfect.
04:07They're really having glitter.
04:08Why don't they have glitter on it?
04:09June, they're glittered out.
04:10No.
04:11They're shiny.
04:12They have rhinestones on it.
04:13I mean, they're pretty shiny to me.
04:16When have you ever dressed up to be a cowgirl?
04:19And I don't think that's the look they were going for, June.
04:21The bling cowgirl.
04:24I think you're the one that wants to be the bling cowgirl.
04:27I think you should wear that tonight.
04:29That might even give you a little piece of two-tail.
04:36Who's calling now?
04:39Katrina.
04:40What else is she calling you for?
04:42Hello?
04:43Hey, Justin.
04:44It's Trina.
04:45Hey, how are you?
04:46How are you doing?
04:47I was calling to see if I could talk to June for a minute, please.
04:50Uh, yeah.
04:51Hang on.
04:52So I'm calling Justin's phone and not June's because I don't want her to have my number.
04:57We're not BFFs.
04:58We don't need to be exchanging phone numbers.
05:01And I just want to explain to her that the shower is about the girls, not about her.
05:06Hello?
05:08Hey, how are you doing?
05:10I mean, good.
05:11You know, with the bridal shower, I just wanted to see if you'd do everyone a favor
05:15and seriously watch your mouth because nobody wants to hear all that language while we're there.
05:20Make sure you weren't going to pull any crazy sucks or anything and let the day actually be about
05:25the girls and not about June.
05:32I mean, I'm all for the not making about yourself.
05:36It's about them.
05:37But do they not know you?
05:38Trina, it's an open book, boring.
05:41And you've got to be fun.
05:52Trina, thank you.
05:55Yeah.
06:00Ooh, Q-tip.
06:04oh boo look at this it's for a bridal shower ain't it pretty it's cute we can make bigger ones
06:11if we
06:11can get like a little wooden pail and stick them all in there use some of these it's cute
06:17thank you but I think we need to talk about something else about what just come we just need
06:30to talk you know I'm glad you're excited about that and stuff but I mean what about your sister
06:36pumpkin what about her we need to know if she's coming to the bridal shower I mean do you honestly
06:43think she's gonna show up I haven't talked to her in forever that's not the point I need to know
06:47I can't handle an outburst at our bridal shower I mean our mom's already going at it I don't want
06:54it to happen here it's supposed to be a good happy day pumpkin popped off at Jessie at her
07:01bachelorette party bitch it's literally my ex-husband so whose side are you on here
07:08I'm actually in the middle see a traitor wow
07:15and I do not want her popping off at our bridal shower I know Jessie hates confrontation but she
07:21also misses pumpkin they're sisters and they just need to get over it I love the way it sounds when
07:26the rain hits the roof pumpkin you just need to call and figure out I mean if she don't come
07:31she
07:31don't come if she does she does but we need to know I mean do you honestly think she's about
07:36to pick
07:36up I don't care just call her okay whatever let's call I know pumpkin's got this invitation I sent it
07:46out a long time ago I mean I don't know if she's lost it set it on fire threw it
07:51in the trash or what
07:52so I'm assuming that she's just still mad but I mean if Cheyenne wants me to call I guess I'll
07:58call
08:01hey it's pumpkin I can't answer the phone right now call me back she's not picking up my phone call
08:06just keep trying
08:23come here be careful be careful come on
08:36mommy mommy mommy mommy I want to go outside we can't go outside it's thunder and lightning
08:46well ignore it we're not answering her calls I have Jessie say there's blue waffle on my phone
08:52just because like one night we were all just being funny funny haha and like Jessica didn't really know
08:58what a blue waffle is and like I'm not gonna explain what a blue waffle is to you because if
09:03you don't know then just look it up on the internet what if Jessica's calling to apologize if Jessica's
09:08calling me to apologize she can just keep calling because it's gonna keep going to voicemail I'm not
09:13listening to anything you have to say over to the phone especially not an apology if you want to be
09:18an adult enough to snitch on me you can be adult enough to apologize to my face but she's calling
09:25you
09:25again there might be something important say we're not talking about that right now Darren
09:31yeah I bet we ain't but we say my job business look again right to voicemail so then you're gonna
09:41go
09:41over there pull a mama on pumpkin I mean that's how y'all communicate popping up I mean how do
09:49you
09:49expect this to all work when I get over there I mean we haven't talked since the bachelorette party
09:54thing wherever you want to call it and she told me I wasn't her sister anymore I mean sister say
09:59stuff Jessie you know you miss her you need to talk to her I mean y'all made a promise
10:05to Anna when
10:06she passed that y'all would all be close and y'all would stay in each other's lives but Anna
10:10knows
10:10pumpkin's crazy well you want your sister there regardless of what happened or what was said family's
10:16family I don't know I want to believe that blood is thicker than water but pumpkin's never been that
10:23pissed off at me so I mean hopefully showing up will clear everything up I hope bye love you love
10:31you
10:33you're getting old you stress me out I don't care you love me
10:51I don't want to go do this
10:56oh
11:02you curse nothing
11:05oh if we lock doors now too
11:08who is that
11:09you expecting somebody
11:11no
11:12watch out let me go see who that is
11:15they're knocking like it's important
11:22well well what do you want
11:24can you not answer your phone
11:27clearly if I'm not answering my phone I don't want to talk
11:30well that's why I showed up
11:32can we just talk
11:37coming up on mama jean
11:41oh one for june and then bam for darren's bitch ass
11:44I haven't really talked to josh like after the divorce he kind of just disappeared
11:48josh is gonna come to the battle tower
11:50well we ain't gotta be there
11:52your mom better not piss my mom off cause then she'll piss me off
11:55the party has arrived
11:57why you couldn't have sent her the wrong address
11:59mama
12:00trina may be a little pissed off about my outfit
12:02but when my big surprise gets here
12:09can you not answer your phone
12:11clearly if I'm not answering my phone I don't want to talk
12:15can we just talk
12:20let me hear what you gotta say
12:23you know I admit that I told him
12:25but pumpkin he came home with flowers and looked like his puppy just died
12:29I mean look I understand why pumpkin's mad at me
12:31I mean it wasn't my place to tell josh about her and darren
12:35but josh showed up with flowers and thought he still had a chance with pumpkin
12:38I mean what was I supposed to do
12:40why do y'all have flowers
12:42there might be still something there
12:43I don't want to move on
12:46I mean I did what I thought was right
12:48I mean do I think pumpkin will ever forgive me
12:50I don't know
12:51what was I supposed to do just let him keep going
12:53I mean yeah I should have
12:55yeah I should have told you but at that point like what the fuck you do
12:59it still wasn't your place
13:02like in a divorce you're supposed to choose your sister
13:05you know what I'm not choosing sides
13:06I mean y'all were together for 10 years
13:08didn't anybody tell you to snitch on me though jesse
13:10nobody we're supposed to be sisters
13:11sister code you're never supposed to snitch on me
13:14never
13:15well I mean he's a good friend to me
13:17I still see him sometimes to see your damn kids
13:19because you don't let me see him
13:20you don't pick up a phone call
13:22well you run that for yourself
13:25whatever
13:25what about if I had snitched on you
13:27how would you feel
13:29well at least it was out
13:31you know I'm not really hearing a sincere apology
13:34jesse
13:40well I'm sorry
13:41I mean I know I shouldn't have told him
13:44maybe I should have told you first
13:46but I didn't want to keep dragging her
13:48I was looking out for the best of both of you
13:51I'm sorry
13:58yeah well I guess I can forgive
14:00but I won't forget
14:02um that's all I'm asking is for forgive
14:06you know the jesse stuff really did get to me
14:08I mean I am glad that she apologized
14:10but really I wish she would have done it sooner
14:13or really maybe not snitched on me at all
14:15there's more important stuff we need to talk about
14:18like what like how mama's being an ass right now
14:24well come on let's sit down
14:32I'm listening
14:33so I went and talked to mama about you know everything
14:36about the whole wedding and everything
14:38and asked her could she help a little bit
14:40because Trina's literally done everything for the bridal shower
14:42we were doing DIY stuff at our house
14:44for the bridal shower and she just was
14:46her and Trina just
14:48they butted heads
14:49it was bad
14:50I can't imagine
14:51I mean she literally walked in the house
14:52and said hey bitches
14:55Trina better get used to that
14:57and then they just argued
14:59I'm already stressing out because our house is small
15:01and we're having the bridal shower there
15:03I don't know why y'all keep getting y'all's hopes up with that lady
15:06I don't
15:06you think she changed you know
15:09girl 25 years ain't nothing changed but her size
15:12she helped you
15:12she paid for your wedding in Vegas
15:14come on now
15:14I mean yeah mama did like financially help
15:17with me and Josh's wedding
15:18but like we had to go to Vegas
15:21everything was on her dime her opinion
15:25like me and Josh would have preferred
15:26to get married at a damn barn somewhere
15:28see like if you want her help
15:30it's gonna have to be her way
15:32or you're gonna have to do this without her help
15:34one of the two
15:36I mean did you get my invitation?
15:38I did
15:39you ain't gotta worry
15:40Mama P will be there
15:42I know you miss Mama P
15:46I don't miss your sarcastic mouth
16:01I don't see anybody throwing any uppercuts
16:16hello okay
16:18okay okay
16:18who we got here
16:20we got a new student coming in
16:22yeah
16:23I'm a little late
16:24how you feel?
16:25I'm alright
16:26alright alright
16:27today we're gonna get in here
16:29and we're gonna work
16:30let's make it happen
16:32take your shoes on off
16:34Justin suggested I try boxing
16:36to try to relieve some stress
16:38because it's not just this past year
16:40that's been
16:43I've always been angry
16:44had anger issues as a child
16:46anger issues coming up now
16:48having all the
16:48June and pumpkin
16:49and just
16:50going through marriage over the years
16:52it's all been
16:53stressful
16:54as hell
16:55so doing
16:56this is
16:57almost like
16:58doing therapy
16:59and I get to hit things
17:01it's great
17:02if you got anything going on
17:03anything frustrating you
17:05it's nothing like getting in the ring
17:07and hitting something
17:08so you put your left foot in front
17:09and you put your power hand
17:11which is your right hand
17:13in the back
17:13this hand will be one
17:15that hand will be two
17:16one
17:17two
17:18I want you to step with it
17:20one
17:22throw that too hard
17:23did it get you
17:24that's all right
17:25that's all right
17:25look at your target
17:26you're taking your eye off the target
17:28whatever's going on
17:29you just keep doing
17:30what you're supposed to do
17:31right
17:31go
17:33there you go
17:35divorce
17:36one two
17:37one two
17:37yes
17:38that's the way to throw that hand
17:40that's what I'm talking about
17:41I like that
17:43bam
17:44co-parenting
17:45throw it in
17:47snap that hit
17:48take that
17:52one for June
17:56and then
17:58two for June
17:59that's what you need
18:00two
18:06again
18:08there you go
18:09now you hear that pop
18:10right
18:11that's how it's supposed to sound
18:12when you hit somebody
18:13in the face in the jaw
18:13right
18:14pow
18:14just like that
18:15right
18:16every time
18:17every time
18:17now
18:18picture somebody's face in there
18:20and then another
18:21bam
18:22for Darren's bitch ass
18:23come on
18:25latinx
18:26you will rise
18:29now
18:31coming off of mama jean
18:33what what's wrong now
18:34our whole backyard
18:36caught on fire
18:37the fire department said
18:38they think it's arson
18:40have you told uh
18:41Jessie yet
18:42no
18:42I'm not ready to break the news to her
18:44I'm not communicating with you
18:45I'm sorry but
18:46I think it's just weird that he's like
18:47even hanging out with Jessie
18:48and like he doesn't like
18:49talk to me
18:50is Josh going
18:51I don't know
18:52he actually might show up
18:53what day you're in here
18:54coming here might be a mistake
19:08what we doing out here anyway
19:10we're gonna study together
19:12all the nursing things
19:15it's really pretty here in Colorado
19:17and honestly me and Jalen really do love to be outside
19:20and like just explore new things
19:22but most of the time
19:23I'm studying
19:24so we gotta bring the study tools with us
19:27let's take your heart rate
19:30you're gonna get in there
19:35oh you're 96 beats per minute
19:38which is in normal parameters
19:40I don't know what that mean but yeah
19:42so I don't think you're gonna die anytime soon
19:45and then
19:48do you know the second step to taking vitals
19:50it's temperature
19:51do you know where you take the temperature at
19:53it's your butt
19:56ow
19:58that is an option
19:59but we don't do that very much
20:00because that causes discomfort
20:01so we take it at your armpit
20:03wow
20:05did you decide you're gonna go home
20:06for Jessie's bottle shower
20:08well I don't know
20:09like summer semester's coming up pretty fast
20:13I don't know if I'm gonna be able to make it
20:14have you told Jessie yet
20:17no
20:17I'm not ready to break the news to her
20:20do you think I should call her
20:21yeah I think she'll call her
20:23oh my gosh
20:27what if she like gets upset
20:28I think she was on the stand
20:31like you in school
20:32hello
20:33hey Jessie
20:35what are you doing
20:36I'm at the park with Jalen
20:38having a little picnic
20:39studying
20:41that's enough
20:42well I'm just giving you a ring ring
20:45to let you know that
20:47I do start my summer semester
20:50in like a week
20:51so I don't think I'm gonna make
20:54the bridal shower
20:55man
20:56I mean I understand classes
20:59can get in the way
21:00I mean we're all gonna miss you there
21:02and you know Josh is gonna be there
21:04oh really
21:06I mean yeah so
21:08well you let us know how it goes
21:10and I'm so sad that we couldn't be there
21:12it's okay I understand
21:14all right bye
21:14all right
21:16you don't think that's weird
21:17that Josh is gonna come to the bridal shower
21:19I'm glad we ain't gotta be there
21:22I haven't really talked to Josh
21:24like after the divorce
21:25he kind of just disappeared
21:26he went ghost
21:27I don't know really what the problem is
21:30but I think like maybe a text message
21:33or even a call saying like
21:34hey I'm going through a lot right now
21:36like if I'm not communicating with you
21:37I'm sorry
21:38but I haven't even got a
21:40hey how are you doing
21:41I think it's just weird
21:42that he's like even hanging out with Jesse
21:43and like he doesn't like
21:45talk to me
22:09thank God the fire trucks got there when they did
22:12all that's burnt
22:14here's the back side of the house
22:15all that burnt
22:16all this is burnt
22:17our house was almost gone
22:20it was burning up there
22:24this is stressful
22:26you can still see smoke back that way
22:28but look it goes all
22:30all the way up there
22:32like it's rough
22:33we don't have a place to go
22:35I'm just glad all the pets are safe
22:39let's go Coco Bean
22:47hey Boogie Bean
22:48hey Boo
22:50I just got all the animals
22:51I have Coco in the front
22:53and Chase and Hazel in the back
22:54and I'm headed to get you in heartbeat
22:55I mean I'm glad all the animals are okay
22:57and you made it there to get them
22:59I mean do we still have a house
23:01I mean we still have a house
23:03for sure
23:04but the whole yard is still smothering
23:06the forestry people were there
23:09and the man told me
23:10if we didn't have the cement
23:12that was on the ground
23:13then it would have got the house
23:17I'm at a loss for words
23:18I mean that's just crazy
23:19it's crazy
23:20and the first thing the fire department said was
23:22they think it's arson
23:24so somebody purposely done this
23:25I mean who the hell would do that
23:27I mean how are we even going to feel safe at the house again
23:30I don't know
23:31this is
23:32it's just bizarre
23:34I mean I know that's not the main focus right now
23:36but what are we going to do for the bridal shower
23:39that I don't know
23:39like that's what I'm having to figure out
23:41I don't know what to do at this point
23:42like
23:43we can sit down and talk about that later
23:45and figure it out
23:47okay
23:47I'm just glad everybody's out safe
23:50well I love you bookie bean
23:52I love you baby
23:53that's perfect
24:05what are you making?
24:07popcorn
24:07and it's going to have marshmallows on it
24:10the popcorn?
24:11yeah
24:13I'm going to melt it
24:14I'm going to show you
24:19I'm going to make the marshmallows
24:22I'm still trying to figure out what you're going to do
24:23just drizzle the marshmallows on top of the popcorn
24:25yes
24:27Darren's really good with my kids
24:29the kids enjoy being around him
24:30and doing things with him
24:32and I know that Darren will do any
24:33and everything that he can for the kids
24:35and I absolutely love that
24:37like
24:38it's kind of nice
24:39I want this
24:43mom can I do it?
24:44yeah well you're going to have to give it a minute
24:47bye Bobby
24:49Bobby
24:54oh
24:58poor Coco Bean needs some water
25:00I can give her some Gatorade
25:02no don't do that
25:04I'm glad we don't have the cats
25:05that would have been rough in a hotel room
25:07yeah I'm glad we could take the cats to your mom's
25:10I mean
25:11it's still just
25:12it's mind blowing
25:13that this just happened to us
25:15it's crazy what just happened
25:16our house could have been gone
25:18I mean thank God it wasn't
25:20I'm just
25:21I'm ready to be at this hotel
25:22I think Coco is too
25:23so is Harpy
25:26we're supposed to throw a bridal shower tomorrow
25:28and
25:31have 20 people over
25:32what are we supposed to do now?
25:34do we cancel it?
25:35I mean we don't cancel it
25:38people's already you know
25:39where are we going to have it at?
25:41I mean I have an idea
25:43I mean I could ask Pumpkin
25:45didn't you guys just make up?
25:47we did
25:48but you know how our family dynamic works
25:50you know one minute you know we're going at it
25:52the next minute we're fine
25:53and everything's back to normal
25:54so
25:54call Pumpkin
25:57you're asking her
25:58I'll talk to her
26:02hold on
26:03Jess is calling me
26:04stir this
26:06hello
26:08girl I have so much to tell you
26:10what?
26:11what's wrong now?
26:13girl
26:13our whole
26:14backyard
26:15in the back side of our house
26:16caught on fire
26:18what?
26:19the whole back side of our house
26:20and then the fire department
26:21said they think it's arson
26:24I ain't piss nobody off
26:28what are y'all going to do
26:29about the bridal shower?
26:32well that's what I called you about
26:37what about it?
26:38so you know we were supposed to have 20 people at our house
26:41but we can't bring them with a smut yard
26:43and a house that smells like smut
26:45we were wondering if maybe
26:47we could do it at your house
26:55coming up on mama jean
26:56I'm just going to tell everybody to leave the drama at home
26:58what if I can't?
27:00if he go out here and start some bull
27:02you're going to have to deal with your ex-mother-in-law
27:05hey
27:06gosh
27:07she's here
27:08that's awkward
27:14what are y'all going to do about the bridal shower that y'all have planned?
27:18well
27:19we were wondering if maybe
27:20we could do it at your house
27:28well if there's one thing I know how to do
27:30it's to throw a party last minute
27:31so
27:32bent bent
27:33I reckon
27:34let me move it
27:34you can have it here jesse
27:36you're right
27:37thank you for stepping up and doing this for us
27:41can we call mama and tell her?
27:43yeah you can
27:43yeah but you better let all your other guests know
27:45because I'm not a one-stop shop here
27:47all I can do is throw the party
27:49all right thank you again
27:51you're welcome
27:54well
27:55that worked out really well
27:58I told you
27:59you know we argue and then we're fine
28:00we always got each other's bags
28:02I'm crazy
28:05Bentley come here
28:06okay
28:07why is it so sticky?
28:10it has marshmallows on it
28:11oh
28:13so what do you think about her throwing it here?
28:14I think it would be great that way you can just stay here
28:16you're going to be here too
28:18yeah probably not
28:19yeah sure
28:20I'm sure she invited Josh
28:21who cares?
28:23I thought that was the whole rule
28:24you've got to keep the peas
28:25can't ruffle no feathers
28:27blah blah blah blah blah
28:29yeah but I want you to be here
28:32I've asked Darren to leave
28:34when Josh comes and picks up the kids
28:36or drops off the kids
28:37just because Josh hates Darren
28:39and I try to avoid that whole situation
28:41but I'm sick of that
28:42Darren's my boyfriend
28:43and I want him to be involved
28:45in like family things
28:46and things that we do together
28:47so no I'm not asking him to leave this time
28:50it's time for Josh to man up
28:52and deal with the fact that we have both moved on
28:54I mean honestly who really even knows
28:56he probably won't even show up now that it's here
28:59I mean it's really a 50-50
29:05I'll just stay
29:08great
29:10I didn't even want to stay
29:11now I'm going to stay for the principal of it
29:15wonderful
29:16I'm going to call mama too
29:18call your mama about what?
29:19about that
29:22have fun with that
29:24I'm going to the shop
29:26hello
29:26hey Jimbo where you doing?
29:28I'm not just sitting here like chilling
29:30what are you doing?
29:31Jessie called me
29:33I mean damn
29:34you and her talking about it again?
29:36yes Jimbo
29:37we figured it out
29:39look at you being a big girl
29:41putting your big girl panties on
29:42like I told you
29:43besides the point Jimbo
29:45Jessie called me
29:46and said that
29:47somebody intentionally set her backyard
29:49on fire
29:52like what the
29:53yeah
29:53I'm for real
29:55you ain't going over there?
29:57no she just asked me
29:58if she could do the bridal shower here
29:59I told her yeah
30:01so
30:01so mama P I guess
30:03is back in charge of life
30:04damn right mama P's back
30:06I'll see you in the morning Jimbo
30:07whatever
30:08you better have your breakfast there bitch
30:10you just have to have the last word too
30:13don't you
30:13that's right
30:21well
30:21I guess this is our home for now
30:24Coco Bean come here
30:27come on
30:27you got it
30:28come on
30:29you did it a minute ago
30:30come here
30:32oh there it goes
30:33for now
30:34and definitely for the bridal shower
30:36let's not talk about the house
30:37almost burning down
30:39cause I don't want anybody feeling bad for us
30:41it's not about that for the bridal shower
30:43yeah I mean if they ask questions
30:44they'll just be like
30:44we just wanted a bigger space
30:46yeah
30:47how long do we have to stay here?
30:49we don't know yet Harper
30:51I want to go home
30:52alright
30:52you and me both
30:54I think we'd all prefer to go home
30:56boogey bean
30:56alrighty I'm about to call Josh
31:09hello
31:10hey
31:11we were calling because we have a change in venue for our bridal shower
31:15oh boy
31:16I don't know if you still would like to come
31:18it's gonna be at Pumpkins
31:21oh really
31:21so you guys are talking now
31:24uh yeah
31:25we did clear everything up
31:27I mean I just wanted to let you know that
31:30she knows it's gonna be at her house
31:31so you know Darren will probably be there
31:36I'm just gonna tell everybody to leave the drama at home
31:39what if I can't
31:41just think about it
31:42it's not about y'all
31:43it's about us
31:44it's about me drop kicking him out of his chair
31:47no
31:50I know it's gonna be awkward
31:51but I mean we'd love to have you there
31:53I mean no pressure or anything
31:55we'd just like you to be there
31:56oh my god
32:02Josh
32:03coming up on Mama Jen
32:04Jessie
32:05did you tell her it was y'all shower
32:07not a birthday party?
32:08you wait till y'all see the dress
32:10I'm wearing to the wet
32:10hey
32:11Josh is here
32:12oh that's all right
32:18the food is gonna go up right here
32:25there we go
32:28Cheyenne
32:28I need a flower
32:29I'm coming
32:35Vic
32:36there's one more table inside
32:38I need you to put up
32:38I get it
32:39we're gonna do this first
32:41I get to wear this Mama?
32:43yes
32:44put it down
32:45I'm gonna give it to both of y'all
32:46oh
32:49it's on boy
32:55what you excited?
32:56you excited?
32:56yeah
32:59your Mama did really good
33:01I mean all the decorations look good
33:02there was a bounce house for the kids
33:04I mean the only thing you gotta worry about
33:06is if Mama steps on your Mom's toes
33:09your Mom better not piss my Mama off
33:11because then she'll piss me off
33:14looks nice
33:15it is
33:16I mean really thank you
33:18I mean
33:18we couldn't have pulled this off today
33:20I mean just remember
33:21next time you try to betray me
33:22you really need me on your side
33:24you know
33:26yeah it's over here
33:27we're good
33:27yeah
33:27yeah
33:28and you're never gonna do that again
33:29I promise
33:30you need a hug?
33:31no I don't want a hug
33:32well I mean like
33:33I hate to
33:34you know
33:35we're in the mood
33:36but
33:36is Josh going?
33:38I don't know
33:39well
33:40I just hope
33:41don't know
33:41down Jesse
33:43I don't really know
33:44if Josh is gonna have
33:45the balls to show up
33:46knowing that Mama
33:47and Darren are gonna be here
33:50I know he don't like Mama
33:52and he don't like Darren
33:54Lord knows what's actually
33:56gonna happen
33:56if he does show up
33:58so
33:59I got you these
34:01thanks
34:02we're just gonna keep
34:03chit chatting over there
34:04or we're gonna finish
34:05decorating this stuff
34:06I'm trying to see
34:07how much it'll cost
34:08to keep June away today
34:11thanks
34:11thank you
34:12do y'all like the fact
34:13that we match each other?
34:14yeah look at that
34:15look like two grannies
34:17I like it
34:19they're cute too
34:21our dresses match
34:22period
34:22y'all do match
34:23I like it
34:24I don't know a lot
34:25about bridal showers
34:27but
34:27I didn't realize
34:28there was so much
34:29twinning
34:30going on
34:31at bridal showers
34:32I didn't know
34:32everybody
34:33had to match
34:34and all
34:35dress the same
34:36I guess
34:38they're called
34:39Junebug
34:39oh no
34:40I'm not hurt
34:40oh Junebug
34:42this is
34:44it's gonna be
34:45a good day
34:46it's canceled
34:47Junebug leave now
34:48no
34:48it's canceled
34:50hey um
34:51y'all think y'all can
34:52handle this bridal shower
34:53without us
34:53uh it's short bridal shower
34:55why you couldn't have
34:56sent her the wrong address
34:57mama
35:00not starting it
35:01we all gotta play nice
35:03my mom told me years ago
35:05kindness kills
35:06but she didn't tell me
35:06it was gonna kill me
35:07oh
35:09you gonna put your hair back
35:10you gonna put your hair back
35:13oh no ma'am
35:14why do they have on
35:16the party has arrived
35:19what is that
35:20that's embarrassing
35:21hey y'all
35:23yeah look at these
35:25where y'all's outfits at
35:26there's stuff like her
35:27and katie p are matching
35:28Junebug what in the hell
35:30are you wearing
35:31I'm wearing my cowgirl outfit
35:33what you doing
35:33I'm wearing katie p
35:34there's a dinosaur on it
35:36uh it's cowboy
35:39leave it to June
35:40to show up looking ridiculous
35:42making everything about her
35:43just like I knew she would
35:46a one day one
35:47I mean I think I did damn
35:48good in my outfit though
35:50I think everybody's gonna
35:51want that
35:51here here's our cowboy hat
35:53here
35:54Jessie
35:55did you tell her it was
35:56y'all shower not a birthday
35:57party
35:58or boho and not
36:00whatever this is
36:01don't y'all want y'all
36:02a little pink hat like this
36:06yeehaw cowgirls and cowboys
36:07think about look at this hat
36:08wouldn't you want to wear
36:09this hat
36:10instead of an old boring
36:11um flower dress
36:14come on now
36:15which one would you want
36:16y'all
36:18they told me cowboy
36:20and boho
36:21mama we said boho
36:23not a pink party
36:25they're beautiful y'all
36:27it's not even like
36:28colors
36:29the same colors
36:29not even close
36:31I mean she has a dinosaur
36:33June did not listen
36:35to anything that I said
36:36you know with the bridal
36:37shoulder
36:38make sure you weren't
36:39going to pull any crazy
36:40sucks or anything
36:41you let the day actually
36:42be about the girls
36:43and not about June
36:46colors are teal
36:47and burnt orange
36:48she shows up with
36:48some pink glitter
36:49and some dinosaur
36:51with a cowgirl
36:52riding on it
36:53she just doesn't
36:54listen to anything
36:55it's all got to be
36:56about June
36:56and she is just
36:57so disrespectful
36:58I do not know
36:59how much longer
37:00I'm going to be able
37:01to bite my tongue
37:01with that woman
37:02so look watch
37:03look
37:05June
37:06where did you get
37:07all this
37:08do you love this idea
37:09no
37:10where did you get
37:11this
37:11from what we were
37:12doing
37:12look
37:13this is the colors
37:14we worked on the day
37:15we worked on
37:15where did dinosaurs
37:17come from
37:18well because I couldn't
37:19find the cowboy
37:21but so I had to do this
37:22no you didn't have to
37:24it's a yeehaw cowgirl
37:25no no no
37:26that's not yeehaw cowgirl
37:27y'all said cowgirl
37:29and both
37:30where do you get that
37:31from
37:32we never said cowgirl
37:42it's a yeehaw cowgirl
37:43no no no
37:44that's not yeehaw cowgirl
37:45y'all said cowgirl
37:47we never said cowgirl
37:49where do you get that
37:50from
37:50we never said cowgirl
37:51we said boho
37:53look
37:54nothing cowgirl
37:55nothing
37:56it's all
37:56imagine
37:57no that's your
37:58imagination
37:58no
37:59I think everybody
38:00at the party
38:01is going to love it
38:01there's no
38:02we're going to buy you
38:02one of these
38:03well thank you
38:03for not doing that
38:07hey can we calm down
38:08I think I hear
38:09some of our friends
38:10coming and I don't
38:11want them to hear
38:11our drama
38:12who gives a
38:13if they don't know
38:13the drama
38:14then they'd better
38:15get used to it
38:15oh no
38:20alright baby
38:21you want to help
38:21me get the food
38:21yeah
38:25you can take
38:26the gifts
38:27to the table
38:27Lulu
38:30alright take it
38:31to mommy
38:43alright we wanted
38:44to tell everybody
38:45thank you for coming
38:46there's food up here
38:47it is hot
38:48y'all can get y'all
38:49a plate
38:50and you can get
38:50set up these tables
38:51you think y'all got
38:52food you made
38:53it is a taco bar
38:55y'all
38:55and thank y'all for coming
38:57June can't even let
38:58her daughter talk
38:59Jessie's up there
39:00trying to thank people
39:01and just speak to
39:02everyone
39:03and then here comes
39:04June
39:05she's got to throw
39:05her two cents worth
39:06in there and be like
39:07oh everybody look at
39:08me let's make it
39:09about me
39:09I mean Trina might
39:10just want me to sit
39:11here and be all
39:12Miss Quiet
39:12Miss Quiet
39:13but that's just
39:13not who I am
39:14I'm going to speak
39:15my mind
39:15I'm going to say
39:16what I'm going to say
39:16and whether you like
39:17it you like it
39:18if you don't
39:18you don't
39:19sorry but not
39:20sorry
39:21everybody come eat
39:22come on
39:23we're going to eat
39:24y'all
39:24nice and hot
39:33so did you see
39:34the crazy dress
39:35June has on
39:37it has dinosaurs
39:38on it
39:38it has dinosaurs
39:41and she said
39:42it's western
39:42but she got it
39:43free off TikTok
39:44so she's going to
39:45wear it
39:46she's got to make
39:47everything about her
39:48she doesn't want it
39:49to be about the girl
39:50everything's got to
39:51be about her
39:52not only is it about
39:53Cheyenne and Jessie
39:55today but we have
39:57a lot of friends
39:57and family here
39:58to celebrate them
39:59and I am not
40:01about to let them
40:01see June get
40:02under my skin
40:03I think we did
40:04it kind of
40:05it kind of did
40:05all work out
40:06yeah pretty good
40:07pulled it off
40:08pretty good
40:08yeah well if it's
40:09one thing you're
40:10going to learn about
40:10me I'm a good
40:11party planner
40:11you think so
40:12thousand percent
40:13you had no help
40:13did you
40:13nobody helped you
40:15get it all by yourself
40:16yeah I bet you did
40:18come sit down
40:19and eat
40:19come on
40:21nobody wants to
40:22see your dinosaur
40:22dress anymore
40:23you've dinosaured
40:24everybody out
40:24you wait till y'all
40:26see the dress
40:26I'm wearing to the
40:27wedding
40:27sorry y'all
40:28we just cancelled
40:29our wedding
40:31can you just
40:32accidentally put the
40:33wrong date on
40:33one invitation please
40:37Trina may be a
40:38little pissed off
40:39about my outfit
40:39my little decorations
40:41that I bought
40:41but when my big
40:42surprise gets here
40:44they're going to
40:45I know I know
40:45how to throw
40:46a good part
40:48I mean did y'all
40:49invite y'all's
40:50besties for the
40:50resties
40:51I invited him
40:52but I don't
40:52know if he's
40:53coming
40:54who are we
40:55talking about
40:55here
40:55hair bands
40:56for the restie
40:56you know
40:57who it is
40:59she's trying
40:59to make slick
41:00comments
41:00talking about
41:00Josh
41:01Darren
41:01come on
41:02he's actually
41:02going to
41:03might show up
41:03with Darren
41:04here
41:05have you ever
41:06heard that
41:06whole thing
41:06in school
41:07where you
41:07eat your
41:07lunch
41:08quietly
41:08June
41:13wait we
41:14have to
41:15have
41:15silent
41:15lunch
41:15but what
41:16you get
41:17silent
41:17lunch
41:18we're
41:18talking
41:18too
41:18loud
41:21hey
41:23Josh is
41:24here
41:26oh boy
41:27Josh did
41:28show up
41:29I just
41:30hope that
41:30he can
41:30stay calm
41:31cool
41:31collective
41:32and keep
41:32his anger
41:33under control
41:33not only
41:34for Jesse
41:35and Cheyenne
41:36but me
41:36and Darren
41:36sake
41:37too
41:39we'll see
41:39I just
41:40hope
41:40all hell
41:41don't break
41:41loose
41:41what the
41:42is Josh
41:43doing here
41:44if he
41:45go out
41:45here
41:46and start
41:46some
41:47you're
41:47gonna have
41:47to deal
41:48with your
41:48ex
41:48mother-in-law
41:50that you
41:51just
41:51love
41:51so much
42:15coming here
42:16might be a mistake
42:17you
42:25you
42:26you
42:26you
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