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00:10Welcome to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
00:14What's that?
00:15You didn't get enough Love Island this week.
00:17Don't worry.
00:18We're here to satisfy all your Love Island cravings.
00:23Mmm.
00:24Mmm.
00:25Mmm.
00:25Oh, baby.
00:27Ah.
00:34Tonight, we're going to show you a bushel of never-seen-before moments.
00:38We're talking sexy.
00:41Pow.
00:43Pow.
00:48We're talking funny.
01:00And you have to squeeze it all in.
01:01I missed my vibrator.
01:05Too much.
01:06I can't wait anymore.
01:07Let's get this party started.
01:09It's just a party.
01:11We're ready.
01:12We're ready.
01:12We're ready.
01:12This is Love Island USA Unseen Bits, baby.
01:32I don't need the world.
01:34Being isolated from the world can sometimes drive you a bit cuckoo.
01:38Maddie and Deb are getting really comfortable with each other in a cute way.
01:41Not a share my toothbrush kind of way.
01:44That's not cute.
01:45That's unhygienic.
01:47I can see y'all giving birth together, like, bedside.
01:51We already said we're going to be each other's kids' godparents.
01:53Y'all got to plan this out.
01:54Let's live together, too.
01:55Okay.
01:57Wait.
01:57Should we get married?
02:00Wait a minute.
02:01What?
02:02Whoa.
02:04Y'all need a show.
02:05Well, that's our life.
02:07Tonight on Love Island, two islanders have discovered that they're actually in love.
02:14A deeper bond than expected.
02:17Tune in tonight at 9 Eastern Time, where it's steamier, sexier, and streamier than ever.
02:26What's better than one blonde?
02:28You're supposed to get up.
02:31Okay.
02:32What's better than one blonde?
02:34Two blondes.
02:35Two blondes.
02:36Say two blondes.
02:38What's better than one blonde?
02:40Two blondes.
02:43Just not a third.
02:44Yeah.
02:44Not a third.
02:45Sorry.
02:45You can't sit with us.
02:48Hello.
02:49Maddie, I love that color on you.
02:51Oh, wait.
02:52Deb.
02:52Oh, my God.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:54You're wearing the same swimsuit.
02:57Oh, my God.
02:58You're wearing the same swimsuit.
03:00Okay.
03:00You can't fucking do this to me and expect me to get it right.
03:03Everyone's been confusing us lately, but we're going to take it as a compliment.
03:07Maybe we'll kiss each other's guys and see.
03:10Yeah.
03:12Oh, it'll be fun.
03:13They're so stupid.
03:14They have no idea.
03:15They call us the blondes.
03:17They call us the evil twins.
03:18Yeah, the evil twins.
03:21We're not that evil.
03:24And we both know how to have fun.
03:27Yeah.
03:27Yeah.
03:27Blondes just know how to have fun.
03:30And we finish each other's sentences.
03:33No one gets me like that.
03:37Maddie.
03:38Well, that's our lives.
03:41It's kind of crazy.
03:44Our market research informed us that blonde women giggling is pure entertainment across
03:48every demo and region.
03:50Love Island just keeps on nailing it.
03:56The Islanders are about to play a game of Mr. and Mrs., where they'll be answering questions
04:01about each other.
04:03Before it started, the Islanders had 30 minutes to get to know each other, and this meant the
04:07boys would face their most terrifying challenge yet, actually listening to what a lady is saying.
04:14My real favorite bird is a morning dove.
04:16Those are the ones that go, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
04:19You know those?
04:20No.
04:21I've never seen a dove.
04:24You hear them.
04:25Yeah, those are the things we hear.
04:26Yeah.
04:27I thought it was an owl.
04:28No.
04:29I always think that's an owl.
04:29I don't think so.
04:30What's your favorite math equation?
04:32X equals...
04:35Damn, what is it?
04:36X equals N times squared.
04:38N times squared?
04:39X equals something.
04:40You know what I'm talking about.
04:41Nc squared?
04:41Nc squared, yeah, Nc squared.
04:42Wait.
04:46I don't think it's X equals Nc squared.
04:48It's like one of the simplest ones.
04:51Minus X equals negative B plus or minus the square would be minus 4ac all over 2a.
04:57Huh?
04:58I don't know if I'm learning math or having it erased from my brain right now.
05:03It's fine.
05:03It's not going to be a question.
05:04I just needed you to know that about me.
05:06What's your favorite sex position?
05:09Missionary.
05:10Is it?
05:11Yeah.
05:11Yeah.
05:11I like to look at their face.
05:12What's your favorite feature?
05:14I like to look at your face on yourself.
05:15I'll smile.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Look.
05:18That's a good one.
05:19I like my smile.
05:20Yeah.
05:21It smells gorgeous.
05:22Thank you so much.
05:23I like your smile.
05:24Yeah?
05:24Yeah.
05:25I like your smile.
05:26I like your ass too.
05:28I think my eyes.
05:29The eyes are dreamy.
05:30My almond eyes.
05:31Yeah, I like the eyes for sure.
05:33What else with the eyes?
05:36What's your favorite animal?
05:37I like a lion or a tiger and I remind myself of a lion.
05:42You can see that.
05:42You like ass?
05:44Yeah.
05:45I'm definitely ass over titties for sure.
05:48Okay, let's talk about your ex.
05:50Like, did she look like me?
05:51Not a lot of people look like you.
05:53Oh, thanks.
05:55What's your favorite candy?
05:56Almond joys.
05:58You old as hell.
06:01Wow, it's 2022 and we're still candy bar shaming.
06:05Oops, Serenity doesn't get cancelled.
06:07You like butter pecan too?
06:12Like, who would be your second choice?
06:14I guess Bryce.
06:15Bryce.
06:16Who would be your second choice?
06:18Probably Deb.
06:22Twist.
06:23Damn.
06:24What's your biggest fear?
06:26Ghosts.
06:27Ghosts.
06:27I'm scared of ghosts.
06:28Ghosts for real.
06:30Wow.
06:31Because they are real.
06:33Yeah, yeah, I mean...
06:34Do you think ghosts are real?
06:36I mean, I kind of do.
06:37I think they are for real.
06:38For sure, for real.
06:40Don't worry, you two.
06:41We spent most of our expanded set budget this year on sage.
06:45Thanks, Peacock.
06:49People in one place for weeks on end
06:51can give some people a touch of cabin fever.
06:53Luckily, our islanders have found ways to entertain themselves
06:56by utilizing
06:57the art of the selfie.
07:01This portrait, that's hard.
07:03Let me see.
07:04Let me see.
07:06Let me see.
07:07Let me see.
07:07Let me see.
07:07Let me see.
07:08Let me see.
07:11Let me see.
07:12Well, maybe.
07:12What?
07:13Happy with just one?
07:15Jesse, call yourself a millennial.
07:17Isaiah, show your friend what unbridled self-obsession really looks like.
07:21Yeah, look that way.
07:23Hold on.
07:24It's low.
07:25Yeah.
07:28Hold on, hold on.
07:32Are you sure you guys haven't done this before?
07:38Yeah, that's a good one.
07:41Yeah.
07:41Yeah, hold it.
07:44With the tattoo.
07:45Shut up.
07:46Well done, fellas.
07:48Isaiah's obsessed with himself.
07:49Did y'all know that?
07:49I'm so weak.
07:50I love that.
07:51Just like in the mirror like this.
08:02Isaiah's like always taking pictures of himself.
08:04He takes a lot of mirror pics.
08:08Smile.
08:09Yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Yeah.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Did you see like how my hair flows?
08:19Yeah.
08:19My hair flows this way a lot better.
08:21That's why I keep looking this way.
08:23That way?
08:23To the left?
08:24Because if you look at the other ones, you'll see how it looks good this way, right?
08:28Bro.
08:29With the stud?
08:30With the dangle side?
08:32No, you're natural.
08:32When you look that way, I think that's hard.
08:35You're just natural, bro.
08:36I don't give a fuck.
08:37You're going to model, bro.
08:38I'm telling you.
08:39I don't know why you ain't done it yet.
08:41You're definitely going to fucking model, bro.
08:43That shit's too easy, dog.
08:45One thing is certain.
08:46Isaiah has found love on Love Island with himself.
08:53Ooh, here's another little unseen bit that should get your feet moving.
08:58Look at Jesse and Jeff go.
08:59It's about passion.
09:01It's about enjoying your bodies.
09:03It's about the three double espressos they had an hour ago.
09:09Kill.
09:10Kill.
09:12Kill.
09:13Kill.
09:14If you're shirtless at home, feel free to join in.
09:16If you're clothed at home, lighten up.
09:19You only live once, compadre.
09:21Hey.
09:23Hey.
09:24That's been a blast on the ball.
09:27Sure, this is dancing.
09:28But it also looks like they're stepping on spiders in a really smooth way.
09:33It's hard.
09:34Oh, God.
09:34It's hard.
09:35It's hard.
09:39Oh, what's that?
09:40Hey.
09:41What's that?
09:42Hey.
09:42What's that?
09:42Hey.
09:44I call this dance the desperately looking for the bathroom river dance.
09:49Ooh, ooh, ooh.
09:55This one is simply called the whatever, I don't own this couch move.
10:00He talking to a shit.
10:04The only impressive thing about these dances is they were stone-cold sober when they did them.
10:09I bet you never thought you'd see dancing so bad you'd be wishing for an ad break.
10:13Oh, your wish is my command.
10:25Every now and then, we like to splurge and spoil our islanders.
10:30Today, we say, let them eat brunch.
10:32Ooh, is that cream cheese?
10:33Oh, it's a wrap.
10:34Oh, my gosh.
10:34Is that onions?
10:35Oh, okay.
10:36What a gift brunch is.
10:38You can be as late as you want.
10:40You can eat bacon.
10:42You can day drink.
10:43All judgment-free.
10:45So let's combine brunch with its opposite.
10:49Standardized tasting.
10:50Fun.
10:52Are you a big brunch girl?
10:53I am.
10:54What about you?
10:55What's your brunch order?
10:56What is Andy's favorite brunch order?
10:58Hmm.
10:58What do we think?
10:59Is it A. Steak and eggs with a Bloody Mary?
11:03B. Breakfast burrito and bottomless mimosas?
11:07C. Acaibo?
11:10Acaibo?
11:11The berry bowl thing.
11:13I don't know how to pronounce it.
11:14Or is it D. Protein shake with vodka?
11:19Breakfast burrito.
11:20Oh, I love breakfast burrito.
11:21Breakfast burrito and then bottomless mimosas.
11:24It's got to be bottomless.
11:25If I'm going for brunch, it's going to be bottomless.
11:27But I love, I mean, I just love bottomless.
11:30Yeah.
11:31It's got to be bottomless.
11:33Bottomless.
11:34If you picked B, congrats, well done.
11:37Moving right along.
11:39You like the day-to-day stuff?
11:41Yeah.
11:41Like what?
11:42Does Bria's day-to-day consist of A.
11:46Museums and ice cream?
11:47B. Restaurants and arcades?
11:49C. Walks and waterfalls?
11:53Or D. Nothing.
11:55Activities are against her religion?
11:57Like I like to go to the museum, like in New York.
11:59I like to try different ice cream places.
12:01I like to try new restaurants, go to arcades.
12:03I like to take walks.
12:04I want to see waterfalls.
12:06The answer is H.
12:08All of the above except D.
12:09Which was of course the secret hidden answer.
12:12There are at least eight other secret hidden answers,
12:14which I cannot divulge because I took a blood oath.
12:17Do you like to have big celebrations and parties for birthdays
12:19or do you like to keep it low-key?
12:21Question number three.
12:23How does Courtney normally celebrate her birthday?
12:26Did she answer?
12:28A. Cross-country trip with an agreeable biker gang.
12:32B. Goes on vacation alone.
12:35C. Cries a lot because life is a slow walk towards our end.
12:40Or D. She spends most of her B-day recovering from cosmetic surgeries.
12:45Well for the past three years I've been like healing from surgery on my birthdays.
12:49What kind of surgeries?
12:50What do you mean?
12:51Just cosmetic.
12:52Oh, cosmetic.
12:53Yeah, have you had any before?
12:54This tooth is like half fake.
12:56Oh, here's the final question for today's brunch.
13:01How did Bryce lose half a tooth?
13:04Was it A. Hockey rink fight?
13:07B. A back alley dentist he met online?
13:10C. A mosh pit?
13:13Or D. Bong accident?
13:16Because I got this kicked out at a concert.
13:18Oh, fuck.
13:19Yeah, I was in a mosh pit.
13:20I used to listen to some pretty crazy music.
13:22One time I lost a nail in a mosh pit.
13:24Oh, really? It broke off?
13:25Yeah, like the whole thing came up.
13:27Mosh pit?
13:28Courtney goes in mosh pits?
13:30I did not see that coming.
13:31With all the surgeries and all.
13:33It's painful when that happens, right?
13:34Yeah.
13:40Let's check in with our resident conspiracy peddler, Deb.
13:43Hopefully she's moved on from birds.
13:46Birds!
13:47Nope.
13:48Guess not.
13:50So I thought about what you said yesterday.
13:52What'd I say?
13:52About the damn birds.
13:54Okay.
13:55That's full of shit.
13:57I don't think so.
13:58They didn't get electrocuted because they dry.
14:01They're dry?
14:02That's not how it works.
14:03Okay, you get in the pool right now.
14:05I'll throw in the radio.
14:06You're going to die.
14:07But if you dry and touch the radio, you're good.
14:14He put a lot of thought in that.
14:16But, okay, listen.
14:17Listen to this.
14:19Listen to this.
14:19What if it's raining?
14:21You're not going to die.
14:22You have a phone.
14:23You've been in the rain with your phone.
14:26Am I lying?
14:27No.
14:28Did you die?
14:29You still?
14:29You here?
14:32Let me ask you this.
14:33So the little birds that do not make it on the floor,
14:36like when they fall from the egg or fall from the tree or whatever,
14:39you think them is programmed?
14:43Yeah.
14:44What?
14:45Hell no.
14:46Everyone else agrees with me.
14:48She tripled.
14:52Yeah, you know, Deb has got this theory right now,
14:55you know, that birds are secret undercover government agents.
14:59I don't really mind that theory.
15:02You know, I do question birds sometimes.
15:04You know, I've seen a lot of movies and, you know,
15:07birds do get tricky sometimes.
15:10Yeah, man, together,
15:11I think we can crack the secret government code, you know.
15:14We're on to something, for sure.
15:17What kind of bird is that just soaring through the sky?
15:19You see it?
15:21That's a government agent.
15:24You know what?
15:24That is a really important aspect about him
15:26that he does agree with me about the birds
15:28and their government off.
15:29If you say birds aren't real
15:31and your partner agrees with you,
15:33you've found someone who loves you.
15:35Congrats, Deb and Jesse.
15:37You're so on board that birds are fake.
15:40Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.
15:41It's the government, man.
15:42It's like them and dragonflies, you know, really.
15:45It's just something up.
15:46Yeah, something's up.
15:47It's just, you know,
15:48oh, look at those dragonflies.
15:50Where?
15:51Dragonflies move like UFOs.
15:53Yeah, they do move.
15:54But if the dragonflies are in on it,
15:56is every insect a listening device?
15:59It was definitely good.
16:00It was more, I guess.
16:05Oh, my God.
16:06I'm so sorry.
16:08A bug just landed on my head.
16:11That was a bug, wasn't it?
16:14I don't even know what kind of bug this is.
16:16It's huge.
16:17Dude, this fly.
16:19Like, even when I swat it, it doesn't move.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:24Oh, that was like a zoo.
16:28Are you scared of bugs?
16:29I don't like bees.
16:30I've been stung by bees too many times for any one adult, you know?
16:34And I feel like other people are like bees, shooing them away, nothing happens.
16:37I'm chosen.
16:44Oh, my gosh.
16:45You literally hate bees.
16:53Timmy.
16:55Timmy.
16:56What is wrong with you?
16:57Oh, it looks like the way it was.
16:59Why did you do that?
17:00I just feel like you don't want to.
17:01Oh, my God.
17:02See, that's what.
17:04Yo, cut.
17:05Cut.
17:06Just cut.
17:07We cut.
17:08Tensitate.
17:09Why is the cloth all over food?
17:11You're going to cover the bee, and then the bee escapes, and then you're like, I don't know.
17:14What are you doing?
17:15On this island, they're right to be suspicious.
17:20And in line with the rules of the Screen Insect Guild, and just general respect for other living beings,
17:24no bees, wolves, hornets, dragonflies, ladybugs, dung beetles, praying mandesons, goleth beetles, weeblees,
17:30chimney crickets, daddy longlegs, daddy shortlegs, brown marmonade stink bugs,
17:34or any other insect for harm than the making of the unseen bit, or any other bit of the Love
17:38Island USA, seen or unseen.
17:49Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
17:55I'm Ian with Love Island News.
17:57All day, every day.
17:59Now, here's Deb with our Villa Sports Highlights, a.k.a. Deb's Play-By-Play.
18:05Take it away, Deb.
18:06Right now, we got Jeff.
18:08Now, Jeff is one of the newcomers in this season.
18:10We've been waiting to see him do something like this, and he really gets the pump in harder.
18:16Deb.
18:17Jeff is here representing the good old state of Love Island, California.
18:22Okay?
18:24I've seen better.
18:25Judges, put your votes in.
18:27We got sixes all around.
18:29Oh, it's a three for me.
18:32Up next is Bryce.
18:33Now, Bryce is also one of our newcomers.
18:36Maybe paler than the others, but don't let that fool you.
18:38Bryce does have really nice back muscles.
18:41And sometimes they can be deceiving.
18:42You might see a man with back muscles, but he really has no backbone.
18:47Now, what we see with Bryce versus Andy is Bryce has the wide hand stance, and Andy was doing the
18:52pussy stance hands in.
18:54We like to see a man who goes for the wide hands out.
18:56It's a lot harder and targets lots of different muscles.
18:59What do you have to say about that?
19:02I agree.
19:04Back to you.
19:05Back to you, Deb.
19:08What's Jeff going to do with that rope?
19:10He's giving us a preview.
19:20Oh, baby.
19:25Right there.
19:27Up next, we got Timothy.
19:29Now, Timmy's been here before.
19:32Timmy's someone we always look forward to watch.
19:35Timmy really gives us his all in every single pump.
19:37That's what we like to see.
19:39Good form, experience, and consistency in the pumps.
19:44Come on, baby.
19:45Two more.
19:47Come on, baby.
19:48Let's see.
19:49This might do it for him.
19:50He might be up putting himself in first place.
19:52Come on, Timmy.
19:57Who want 12?
19:58I hear 12.
20:02Are you serious?
20:03Are you serious?
20:09We'll be back after this commercial break.
20:13I once came across a wise man.
20:15When I was on a long journey,
20:17he looked me in the face,
20:19eyes like daggers,
20:20and said,
20:21Young man,
20:22never ever let slow-mo footage
20:24of hot people dancing go to waste,
20:27and all will be well.
20:29on your mark,
20:30ready, set,
20:30let's get it.
20:57Let's get it.
21:03After entering the villa,
21:04some of the Islanders shared with us
21:05their most personal,
21:07private,
21:07and secret thoughts.
21:08Or as we call them,
21:10a bunch of embarrassing stuff
21:11to stick in unseen bits.
21:14Hello,
21:15my little fresh former self,
21:16I've got some words of truth.
21:18I don't mean this in the hit girl sense,
21:21but baby,
21:21just try and stay cool.
21:22Stay cool.
21:24When the world seems to be fighting you,
21:26stay cool.
21:28Girl, you're burning up,
21:29you're getting up as a phone,
21:30so stay cool.
21:32The best you would use it on active fools,
21:35stay cool.
21:36Just work your magic,
21:37they'll love you.
21:38Don't forget about your homies,
21:40always having your back.
21:40Just shut away the haters
21:41when they're giving you flags.
21:42There's more to life
21:43than these petty little traps.
21:45Just focus on yourself
21:45and you'll walk right through.
21:46Stay cool.
21:48When the world seems to be fighting you,
21:50stay cool.
21:52Baby, don't worry,
21:53I've got you.
21:54So it's time to move on.
21:56Well, listen up now.
22:02And stay cool.
22:04When the world seems to be fighting you,
22:06stay cool.
22:08Baby, don't worry,
22:09I've got you.
22:12Isaiah, Jesse, and Timmy
22:14have started a club for boys
22:15who are here from the beginning.
22:17I'm guessing my membership card's in the post.
22:19My fellow barbecue boys,
22:20how we doing, man?
22:22Listen, to be a barbecue boy
22:25means a lot of things.
22:26We have united around barbecue sauce.
22:28Isaiah's a master chef.
22:30Jesse's a sous chef,
22:31you feel me?
22:31So he helps out when needed.
22:33I do the logistics.
22:34I run the operation behind the scenes.
22:36We definitely cook shit up out here, man.
22:38The barbecue boys,
22:39because that's what we do, man.
22:40The last three OGs left.
22:41So for America wondering,
22:43that's what barbecue boys means.
22:44Yes, barbecue boys for life.
22:48I'll just go and check the post again.
22:50Nope.
22:51Okay, the VIP card
22:52probably takes longer to laminate.
22:55Hey!
22:56One tap.
22:57I think it's 10, 10, 10, 10, 10.
22:59All right, let's try it.
23:01Man.
23:03Yeah, BB.
23:03Oh, wait.
23:04Nah, B, B, Q.
23:06I think we just do one slap then.
23:08B, B, Q.
23:09Hard.
23:10Hard, hard, hard, hard.
23:11Yeah.
23:11One slap, Q.
23:13Okay, okay.
23:15We gotta do it quicker, though.
23:16If I do think we have to say something,
23:17I think, like, B, B, or some shit.
23:19B, B, Q, boys.
23:22Yeah, we don't have to say boys,
23:23I don't think.
23:25Yeah, yeah, so, B, B.
23:28Barbecue boys for life.
23:31You know that?
23:33Good.
23:35Good.
23:38I've been practising the handshake on my own.
23:40Barbecue boys forever!
23:46With the Islanders being away for so long,
23:49it's the little things they missed most.
23:51Your favourite cup.
23:52Your favourite chair.
23:54Your favourite real estate agent.
23:56I woke up missing Andy, honestly,
23:58because he would have been the first one up making coffee.
24:01Let's see if you can keep up with this list of who misses who.
24:06Rhea misses Timmy.
24:07Who misses Zita?
24:08Who misses Jeff?
24:09Who misses Maddie?
24:10Who misses Andy?
24:11Who misses Courtney?
24:13Have you not missed me?
24:14Whoa!
24:15Woo!
24:15Did we get all that?
24:16Did I forget anything?
24:18I missed my vibrator.
24:19Oh, thank you, Courtney.
24:21I knew I was forgetting something.
24:32Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
24:36For some reason,
24:37Islanders love playing Truth or Dare so much so
24:39that we couldn't possibly show you all the truths
24:42and all the dares in an episode.
24:44Here are some of the things you didn't see
24:46when Jared, Nadja, and Kat
24:49try to shake up the villa.
24:51Debra, okay?
24:53Truth or Dare?
24:55Dare.
24:56Yes.
24:57I dare you to pick an Islander
25:00that's not dressy
25:02and suck their toe.
25:03Oh!
25:04Oh, my God!
25:07Oh, my God!
25:09Oh, my God!
25:11Um...
25:11Oh, my God!
25:12Fucking Debra
25:13wishing she did Truth.
25:14Damn, Maddie, you did her dirty.
25:17What's up with that?
25:19I'm going with the ostrich
25:20because you have the cleanest feet.
25:21Okay.
25:22Which foot do you want?
25:24Fuck this!
25:27Ew!
25:28Oh, damn, I see you.
25:31Oh, my God!
25:32This is so gross!
25:33I'm trying to get some baby wipes.
25:35Oh, my God!
25:39Oh, my God!
25:39Oh, my God!
25:39I think it counts.
25:40I'm not putting a toe in my mouth.
25:41You know I never do that willingly.
25:44Chaz, I dare you to give a strip tease.
25:48Oh, shit.
25:49Take the stage.
25:50Hell, yeah.
25:51Yeah!
25:52Dad, what have you done?
25:53The bloke's got two Z's in his name,
25:55so he's a natural stripper.
25:57It'll be too hot.
25:59This is a bloody safety issue.
26:02Yeah!
26:11Kinky!
26:12Woo!
26:14Oh, my God!
26:16I haven't felt the touch of a man
26:18in a very long time.
26:20Last up is Cat,
26:22who's got a banana
26:23and is not afraid to use it.
26:25Jared.
26:26On Jared.
26:27Ooh!
26:27Okay!
26:29I'm really going to have to put this banana
26:30in my mouth.
26:32I mean, call me a kinky freak,
26:34but, yes, Jared,
26:35that's what I do with my bananas.
26:37I put them in my mouth.
26:38Oh!
26:39Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
26:44Y'all got it.
26:45Oh, shit!
26:47Yes!
26:48Yes!
26:48Keep them out, Tony!
26:53That was pretty hot!
26:55That was so hot!
26:57That was so hot!
26:57That was so hot!
26:58Oh, I stand corrected.
26:59That is not what I do with my bananas.
27:03Speaking of bananas,
27:04some people can be very uptight in the kitchen,
27:06but not our Deb and Maddie.
27:08They like to have some fun.
27:10Welcome to Deb's Cooking Show!
27:13What are you cooking today, sir?
27:15Steak.
27:16Potatoes.
27:17And what does that represent about you?
27:19I'm a man.
27:21Okay.
27:21And does being a good cook
27:23make you good in the bedroom?
27:24Absolutely.
27:25What does being a good cook mean to you?
27:27Shows love and affection
27:28through the work of food.
27:30Oh, that is beautiful.
27:31That is so beautiful.
27:33And what does Chicken Alfredo represent about you?
27:35I like to get saucy.
27:37Yeah!
27:37You like to get saucy, everyone.
27:39Hi!
27:39What are you cooking today?
27:40I am cooking, or making,
27:43a cookies and cream milkshake.
27:44A cookies and cream milkshake.
27:46And what does that say about you?
27:47That says that I am very simple,
27:50but at the same time...
27:50Says that you're a bad cook!
27:51Moving on!
27:53Hi!
27:54What are you cooking?
27:55Hi!
27:55I am cooking ground beef tacos.
27:58And what do these ground beef tacos represent?
28:00They represent that I am salty...
28:03Saucy.
28:04Saucy.
28:05Spicy.
28:06And the crunch gives you a little extra.
28:10You heard it here...
28:12And what are you hoping to get out of this date?
28:13Do you think being a good cook
28:14makes you good in the bedroom?
28:16Absolutely.
28:17I like that answer.
28:19If.
28:19I love tacos.
28:21Cook' it in the kitchen
28:24Cook' it in the kitchen, baby
28:27Oh my god.
28:29Cook' it in the kitchen
28:31Cook' it in the kitchen, baby
28:32And two new bitches
28:34Two new bitches in the kitchen, baby
28:39Whatcha cooking?
28:42Chicken Alfredo
28:43Chicken Alfredo
28:45I don't want you cooking.
28:48Cookies and cream milkshake.
28:50Cookies and cream milkshake.
28:53Cook it in the kitchen.
28:54Cook it in the kitchen, baby.
28:57What are you cooking?
28:59Tacos.
29:02Tacos.
29:04Tacos.
29:04Is this on?
29:06Yeah, it looks like it.
29:07I see the light on.
29:08We're measuring stuff.
29:12I want the people to know that I can do things many different ways.
29:17Oh, okay.
29:18And she may be small, but she sure is mighty.
29:20Yeah.
29:20I can cook my ground beef in a pot and a skillet.
29:26Wifey material.
29:27Watch a chest.
29:28I didn't mean to come out like that.
29:29I'm kidding.
29:32Oh, fuck.
29:33I burned the bottoms.
29:34What a surprise.
29:36Shit.
29:36Shit.
29:38What a surprise.
29:38Wait.
29:39What?
29:41The bottoms are black.
29:43I knew something smelled like science shit.
29:46Oh, save me the bunt pieces.
29:49I bet you wish you made a milkshake now.
29:51It's not that serious.
29:52It's not that serious.
29:54We're having brownie salad, I guess.
29:56This looks good.
29:57I'm hungry.
29:58That looks pretty.
29:59I mean, we'll see how manly he is.
30:01Wow.
30:02Maddie, props to you.
30:05You really outdid yourself.
30:07How does mine look?
30:08Okay, with some ice cream.
30:09That shit might just, might just do it for you.
30:13Inserting the chocolate.
30:14I might just do it for you.
30:15And then shake it up, baby.
30:16Shake it up.
30:17Shake it.
30:18Whatever the booga version is.
30:19You like this, Jared?
30:21Oh, wow.
30:22This just got really hot.
30:26I'm all of a sudden interested in her brownies.
30:29I'm the dessert, Jared.
30:30Oh, wow.
30:34Cooking in the kitchen.
30:35Hey, hey, hey.
30:36Cooking in the kitchen, baby.
30:39Watch it, cooking.
30:42Tacos.
30:43Yeah.
30:43Yeah.
30:46Oh, my God.
30:57Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
30:59Like many couples, Bryce and Courtney have a long history of disturbing patterns in their relationship.
31:05Luckily, Bryce has been listening, and he knows exactly what pattern Courtney is trying to avoid.
31:10I know you don't like stripes, but-
31:12If you're a polka dot person, I wouldn't be able to do it.
31:15Yeah, I don't think I even own anything that's polka dot, but-
31:18Okay, good.
31:20I can't.
31:21Polka dots, stripes.
31:23Both of them are troubling relationship patterns.
31:26Now to Kat and Chaz discussing movie snacks.
31:29I went the other day and had a bucket of caramel popcorn, a Milky Way, gummy bears, three choc tops,
31:35and a Diet Coke, because I'm watching my weight.
31:38You know, like when you're at the movies and you need one sweet.
31:41You like those chocolate-covered peanuts, like the goobers?
31:45Goobers?
31:45You don't like those?
31:46You get goobers when you go to the movie theater?
31:49Yo, what?
31:49I'm just saying, no one touches those.
31:52In Scotland, goobers are what you pull out of your nose.
31:55Ironically, they're also my favorite movie snack.
32:01Never underestimate the power of siblings.
32:04Yo, yo, yo, what up?
32:06I'm just going on.
32:08Not much.
32:09Having your best bro with you, talking you through tricky situations and bringing your spirits up, can be especially helpful
32:16in a wild scenario such as the set of Love Island.
32:20I know like Jeff was like trying to talk to me yesterday and stuff, but Timmy was just like a
32:24little bit different.
32:25I don't know.
32:26And then Jeff is like, how are you so mad?
32:28It's been four days.
32:29Like, get over it.
32:30Right.
32:30And I remember like watching TV and thinking that about people too.
32:33Like, bro, it's been three days.
32:34Why are you crying?
32:36Right.
32:36Now I'm the person crying and I just want to stop.
32:39Do you feel like it should be like a little easier to get over Timmy, like my being dramatic?
32:43It definitely should be a little more easy to get over Timmy, you know?
32:47So for you to kind of like put your best foot forward since the day you came in the villa,
32:51like, and set your eyes on someone, pursue them and do everything like, you know, the right way.
32:56And then at that to be so mature for your age and to be able to, you know, attract a
33:02woman like Serenity, who is, you know, everything that she is.
33:06It's like saying a lot, you know, about you.
33:08So I'm just like really proud of you.
33:11And I didn't, honestly, I didn't expect anything less, so.
33:14Appreciate it.
33:15Their parents must be so proud.
33:21Isaiah's got the looks, the brawn, the charisma, piercing blue eyes and a dangling cross-earing that makes all the
33:28girls swoon.
33:29But don't ask him to do any math for you.
33:32Like I'm saying, bro, we don't know when recoupling could happen.
33:35So you definitely, bro, you need to be on your shit.
33:38You need to be up for it and honest with both of them, bro.
33:40If you're feeling one way stronger than the other one, you need to be.
33:42I'm not, though.
33:43And that's the toughest part.
33:44So you're 50-50.
33:45I'm a better percentage, but I know one of them's 65-45, bro.
33:51When you gravitate towards one and the other, or is it just like up in the air for you?
33:55I think right now it's kind of still up in the air.
33:57It seems like you're 65-45, though.
33:58Yeah.
33:59In the end, like, it'll probably come down to like a gut decision.
34:03She said that she wouldn't want a homebody at all.
34:08And I'm like 75-35 on being a homebody.
34:14That goes for me.
34:15Clearly we cast for looks on this show.
34:17And who needs math when you look like Isaiah?
34:21During the Mr. and Mrs. Villa competition, the boys revealed their favourite sex positions.
34:26And Bryce's answer had everyone puzzled.
34:30Broken eagle.
34:30So what is that?
34:32What's a broken eagle, Bryce?
34:33Do you want to show what it is?
34:33Yeah.
34:34This is Courtney, right?
34:35I'm like, like that.
34:36She's like that.
34:37On her tummy.
34:38She's on her tummy.
34:39Okay.
34:40But she's looking at me.
34:41And I'm like this.
34:43So the broken eagle.
34:45The neck is broken.
34:46The neck is broken.
34:47The neck is broken.
34:47That's why the broken bird don't matter.
34:48Eagle, crow, sparrow.
34:49Whatever bird is broken towards you.
34:51Okay.
34:52I cannot believe how many bird references there have been in this show.
34:56On Love Island UK, they actually call girls birds.
34:59And still, Unseen Bitch USA has set a new record.
35:03You like bird shit.
35:04We're creative over here.
35:06My childhood is ruined.
35:08And that got us thinking.
35:09What other peculiar intimate positions have our islanders been in?
35:14And since it's Peacock, great news.
35:17We can show you.
35:20The Hidden Ghost.
35:23A twist to the Dr. Zeus classic.
35:26I call it Hop On Top.
35:29The Half Hidden Ghost.
35:32This is commonly known as SPF All Over Serenity.
35:37It's very specific.
35:39Bryce is demonstrating the Climb Lick manoeuvre.
35:44And Court returning with the reverse Climb Lick.
35:49Isaiah and Sydney with the double corpse.
35:52Someone check the pulse, please.
35:55The Swaddle.
35:58Zeta's giving you meaning to pillow talk.
36:03Top shelf work.
36:04Well done, everyone.
36:05Well done.
36:06Note to self, that needs a better punchline.
36:18Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Boots.
36:23Cheers to Zeta, a genuine empath and true goddess of love and light.
36:28A.K.A. a selfless energy powerhouse.
36:31It's not nice.
36:33And I truly know that.
36:35And...
36:37What do you think was different about today's conversation?
36:40You listen.
36:41No matter what she's going through, she always finds time to be there for others.
36:45I just think that anyone that fucks with Zeta, I just, like, automatically...
36:50What are you talking about?
36:51It's just not...
36:52It's an automatic no.
36:54It's not gonna work.
36:55Like, I don't know.
36:56She is a sounding board.
36:58So, I think last night was just really hurtful for me to, like, try to, like...
37:02Which reaction?
37:02When I tried to talk to him and he said, I bet it's worth over.
37:07Mm-hmm.
37:07A shoulder to cry on.
37:09It's like, I wanna be here.
37:10But I feel like every time someone comes in, I'm gonna be comparing them.
37:14And that's not fair.
37:17She even finds time to share her positive energy with her crew.
37:21Thanks for being here.
37:22Zeta, this pod's for you.
37:24Keep shining your lights bright.
37:27Tonight, we have a Love Island first UFO sighting.
37:31Well, it was either that or one of our drone cameras.
37:34Either way, let the Islander boys dream.
37:37What, what the fuck is that?
37:39That's a UFO.
37:40It's a fucking UFO.
37:40It's clearly a UFO.
37:41Clearly.
37:42Are you right?
37:43Come on, bro.
37:43It's written on it.
37:44Can I see that?
37:44Yo, you see the UFO?
37:45Yeah, it says a sign.
37:46It's a sign.
37:47Don't worry.
37:47We've already instructed them to pack bottled water and tanning all in case I have an alien abduction.
37:52That's a dark-ass guy.
37:54The boys might not know much about UFOs, but they seem to be experts on astronomy.
38:00You know, the light that we see from the stars is old light, because it takes so long.
38:04But, like, that's crazy.
38:05I know, it's like a billion light years, like, no, a hundred million light years away.
38:07You've seen old light!
38:08That's crazy.
38:09You know that?
38:10100%!
38:11Yo!
38:11He might even be going by this point.
38:13I made that part up, but I feel like that makes some sense.
38:16Oh, silly islanders.
38:18Don't you know that a modern UFO can just be a billionaire out on a joyride?
38:24Jeff was once new to the villa, and like the warmest of hosts, he's taken it upon himself
38:29to greet the new islanders and give them a tour of the villa.
38:32Oh, brutal.
38:34Come on, I can show y'all where y'all sleep and shit.
38:36Alright, let's go.
38:37For sure.
38:38I'm shit.
38:39It's the bedroom and shit.
38:41It get hot in here and shit, for sure.
38:43Oh, shit.
38:44Yeah, for sure.
38:45It's the bathroom and shit.
38:46It's the shower and shit.
38:48It's where y'all eat from.
38:49Smells like fresh food.
38:50Y'all get free shit, too, if y'all need some shit.
38:53They all right there.
38:54We can take a shower whenever we want.
38:55Girls get first to the type shit.
38:57We got free shit over there.
38:58We got a foyer.
39:01That shit.
39:02I'm just showing them around.
39:04That shit.
39:05Oh, are you?
39:06Yeah, for sure.
39:07So, like, it's gonna be used to here and there.
39:10Okay.
39:11Amazing.
39:12Yeah, so thank you for that.
39:14What a gentleman.
39:15What a gentleman.
39:16Thank you, Heffy.
39:17Heffy.
39:18Come on now.
39:20Yeah.
39:21All right.
39:23Thank you, John.
39:24Thank you, Heffy.
39:25Love.
39:27That's some other shit.
39:28Y'all don't got to worry about that.
39:29But, yeah, that's everything.
39:30Y'all sweet.
39:31Yeah, for sure.
39:31Mmm.
39:32Oh, my God.
39:33I want to go back by that fucking fire.
39:35It's so cold.
39:36Yeah, for sure.
39:36That's it.
39:37And, Jeff, you really know how to make a house a home.
39:47I'm no expert chef, but I don't think this is how you do it, Deb.
39:52Maybe she's got a new recipe to cook government-spy turkey.
39:57Attention, everyone!
39:59We're doing a sound bath.
40:01Please gather.
40:04We all need to relax and unwind with some meditation.
40:09I really think this will help all the islanders relax and just have a very peaceful day.
40:15Except for Jeff.
40:16We're going to start off with a nice, low frequency.
40:21Everybody take a deep breath in.
40:24Release through your nose.
40:26No, I don't know anything about sound baths.
40:28Don't let that stop you, Deb.
40:29When I began my career in voiceovers, I thought VO stood for vegetarian omelette.
40:35It doesn't.
40:36Everybody just continue that breath.
40:38Keep your eyes closed.
40:40And just manifest it.
40:42Breathe it in.
40:44And breathe it out.
40:46Either dinner's ready, or the islanders have reached a meditative state.
40:51And breathe it out.
40:54That's wonderful.
40:57I give the world to death.
41:02She's funny.
41:03She's got a great personality.
41:05She's caring.
41:06She's loving.
41:07And that's exactly what I was looking for coming in here.
41:11Yeah, man.
41:13You're coming to me with yourself.
41:14And I'm going to throw the good vibes at you and you're going to catch it.
41:18Catch it to me.
41:19Catch it to me.
41:22Catch it, Isaiah.
41:23As we say in Love Island, it's better to throw good vibes than to throw shade.
41:29Everybody just take those and put them into you.
41:34That was great.
41:35Good job, Deb.
41:37Deb Brahe.
41:37Good job, Deb Brahe.
41:39What?
41:39Good job, Deb Brahe.
41:41He doesn't even go here.
41:43I don't know about you all, but I feel very refreshed.
41:47Thanks, Deb.
41:48Well, that's your lot.
41:49We've taken a look into the Islanders' minds.
41:51Won't be doing that again.
41:52Survived an insect infestation and seen more birds than Alfred Hitchcock.
41:56That's all from Unseen Bits.
41:58Like me, the rest of the bits shall remain unseen.
42:02Forever.
42:04Monday night.
42:07Relationships face the ultimate test.
42:10As we head to Casa Amor.
42:23Bye.
42:47Bye.
42:47Bye.
42:48Bye.
42:48You
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