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00:09Welcome to Love Island USA, week one recap, where you get to see all the hot moments from
00:15this week's episodes of Love Island USA.
00:24It's good to be on your back.
00:26I mean, it's good to be back.
00:27After all, hot people yelling, whoo, is a natural antidepressant.
00:34Hello girls.
00:37Welcome to Love Island.
00:40The new girls came in hot.
00:44Oh shit.
00:47Every Saturday on Peacock, you get the goods.
00:50Let's do this. Come on.
00:53Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
00:55Wow, I mean, God bless America.
00:57No menu needed.
00:58We only serve hot bodies with a side of...
01:01Oh no, they didn't.
01:02Fair warning, it gets pretty sexy.
01:06Cue the montage.
01:11Grinding on the lap of someone you've just met.
01:14Reminds me of my childhood Labrador.
01:16R.I.P. Spot.
01:18My leg never saw it coming.
01:30It's the Love Island USA Recap.
01:33Season 4, baby, yeah!
01:36Take a look at this stunning Santa Barbara villa.
01:40I mean, look at this place.
01:41I wonder if they have extra room for a devilish, handsome VO artist, because...
01:47I want to go there.
01:50Question is, will all the beds still be two feet apart in one long room?
01:54Oh, thank God.
01:55I wonder Irelanders would have too much personal space this season.
01:59Phew!
02:00Oh, my favorite part.
02:02The jeep squeal.
02:04The California sun is so hot, the girls risk getting a nasty burn on their cheeks.
02:09Good job they didn't sit down.
02:11First up is Deb and serenity.
02:15Deb seemed prepared.
02:17Oh yeah, I forgot to put on underwear.
02:19Oh.
02:20My name is Deb Chubb.
02:22I'm 26.
02:23I live in Redondo Beach, California.
02:26And I've been single for so long that if I don't find love here, I'm becoming an a nun.
02:31A nun.
02:32Fuck.
02:34Love Island, you better find me some freaking love.
02:37Shut up!
02:39You look so freaking...
02:40Do you want a love?
02:41Do you want a love?
02:43You want to pop it?
02:46Hit it!
02:48Now, for Serenity, she's looking for love and booze that always works out.
02:53All right.
02:54Let's loosen up, guys.
02:55Where's Vaca?
02:57I'm Serenity.
02:58I'm 28 years old.
03:00I was raised in a very, like, small town where there was not many girls that looked like me,
03:05so I never thought I was pretty.
03:06You know when they say you're, like, short or not attractive?
03:09You're, like, funny?
03:10Now I'm, like, funny and, like, kind of cute.
03:13Not being the second player, I'm number one now, baby.
03:16Then we met Sydney, who helped fulfill our diversity requirement of one sassy ginger.
03:21We'd have more, but we didn't have the sunblock budget for it.
03:24Oh, my God!
03:26Stop it!
03:27You are gorgeous, baby!
03:33My name's Sydney.
03:34I'm 22 years old.
03:35I'm from Houston, Texas.
03:39My best friends would describe me as savage, spontaneous, funny as fuck.
03:45Can you cuss on Love Island?
03:47Yeah.
03:47Oh, perfect.
03:49I feel like I have the worst experience with men.
03:51They always want to hook up with a redhead, but none of them want to cuff a redhead.
03:54I don't know if I'm too much for them.
03:58My red flags are if they don't compliment you every day.
04:01I'm not needy, but, like, it takes a lot to piss me off.
04:04But, like, if you do, like, I will verbally annihilate you.
04:08Better than that, I'm super nice.
04:11How long have you been single?
04:12What happened?
04:13Give us all the tea!
04:15The relationship got kind of toxic towards the end, and obviously I immediately cut it off,
04:20and I just haven't looked back.
04:21Do we still talk to him?
04:22Fuck no.
04:23Great answer.
04:27Then we met Zita.
04:28She's from England.
04:30The country you probably think I'm from, because Americans think we're all the same.
04:34Facts, guys.
04:36I'm Zita.
04:37I'm 29 years old.
04:39I'm from London, and I am here to find my husband.
04:44I thoroughly love being a Brit, but being a Brit in America is definitely very interesting.
04:49I can't say, like, oh, can I have a cup of water?
04:52They're like, what are you saying?
04:52And, like, now I literally say, like, can I have water?
04:55And then Courtney arrives.
04:57She's from Florida, and that's all you need to know.
05:06My name is Courtney.
05:08I'm 24.
05:08I'm originally from Inner Park, Florida, and I'm a stylist.
05:12Wow.
05:15I am super bubbly.
05:17I love to laugh.
05:18I have a very raunchy sense of humor.
05:21I'm kind of working on trying not to say things right when they come to my head, because it's, like,
05:26word vomit.
05:26Yes!
05:27Of course, ma'am.
05:28Whatever the fuck you want.
05:30Three cheers.
05:31Well, four cheers to our Islander girls.
05:34Casting, you nailed it again.
05:36Men can't wait to watch them fall in love, laugh, cry, scream, and jog in bathing suits.
05:41You're welcome, America.
05:43Five fantastic girls, and here's another one for you.
05:46The host of Love Island, Sarah Hyland.
05:49Hello, girls.
05:51Welcome to Love Island.
05:54Hello, girls.
05:54Hello, girls.
05:55Hello, girls.
05:56Hello, girls.
05:56Hello, girls.
05:56Hello, girls.
05:57Hello, girls.
05:57Are you ready to meet some boys?
06:00Yes.
06:02When the men started arriving, the first coupling ceremony began.
06:06Okay, he's cute.
06:08Oh, my goodness.
06:10Andy showed up first.
06:14We're feeling good right now.
06:16My name's Andy.
06:17I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota.
06:18I'm Minnesota nice.
06:20Oop is such a staple in Minnesota.
06:22The word oop comes out of my mouth probably 50 times a day.
06:24My sense of drinking game coming on.
06:27Oop.
06:27Every time Andy says oop, I get to drink.
06:31Oop.
06:31Oop.
06:32That's me.
06:32Drink time.
06:33I mean, it's oop.
06:34Let me sneak right by you.
06:35You're going to be hearing it all night long.
06:37Oop.
06:37Drink time.
06:39You know, looks-wise, I've definitely had a type in the past.
06:41A tan blonde, athletic, a nice ass and nice legs.
06:44In the bedroom, I love when they say daddy.
06:46If you call me daddy, it's game over.
06:47Oop.
06:48Drink.
06:50Now that I'm well hydrated, let's show you what happened at the first coupling ceremony.
06:55Okay, girls.
06:57If Andy is your type, then step forward.
07:02Serenity stepped forward for Andy, but oop, there it is.
07:06Andy picked Courtney.
07:08You're going to swear, beautiful.
07:09Serenity not now, I guess.
07:13Timmy came second.
07:14Oh, he's fine.
07:16Definitely love violence.
07:18Love violence.
07:19Timmy's a real estate agent and personal trainer.
07:21The perfect guy to meet if you're out of shape and homeless.
07:25Who is Timmy's swear?
07:27I mean, if you're asking me, mind your business.
07:31I love words, wordplay, metaphors, similes, entendres, all that.
07:35Be yourself.
07:36Don't G yourself.
07:37Like me how you see yourself.
07:39Me yourself.
07:39I just said me yourself.
07:42Got to catch up today.
07:45I'll step forward.
07:46She's already falling for you.
07:50Sidney and Zita both step forward for Timmy.
07:52Clearly, they haven't heard his poetry before.
07:54And Timmy picked Zita.
07:56Chin up, Sidney.
07:58Every journey of love begins with one step that nearly breaks your ankle.
08:03Then we met Isaiah.
08:05I love a dangly earring.
08:10Gotta watch out for that one.
08:17Hey, Isaiah.
08:19What are you all about?
08:20I'm all about a great time.
08:21Do you give a fuck?
08:22Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
08:25My name is Isaiah.
08:26I am 21 years old from South Dakota, and I'm a waiter.
08:30I'm a life of the party.
08:31I'm usually the person that has a drink up, you know, in the air, kind of just throwing
08:34my hips around.
08:35If you're trying to dance, I ain't going to hate it on you.
08:38I'm going to try to join you.
08:41I want someone I'm excited to come home to.
08:44I just like someone that would like to flirt with me while we're making supper.
08:47Someone that, sorry, I got goosebumps.
08:52I'm super open for love, for sure.
08:53At the end of the day, that's what it's about.
08:58Let's see if Sydney can stick the landing.
09:02And she's good.
09:06So, Isaiah, you can choose any of the five girls.
09:12Who are you going to pick?
09:14Deb and Sydney both step forward.
09:18Isaiah picked Sydney.
09:19Hi, nice to meet you.
09:25Then Jesse walked in.
09:30Wow, wow.
09:31I mean, God bless America.
09:34Let's just say he knows what to do with a stranger's package.
09:37Girl, break it, break it, break it, break it.
09:39Get that money, girl.
09:40Make it, make it, make it, make it.
09:41My name's Jesse Bray.
09:4227 years old.
09:44From Houston, Texas.
09:45I deliver packages for a living.
09:46Woo!
09:48This is dope, man.
09:49My grandmother and my mom raised me.
09:51And that just made me care for women differently.
09:55We're not having sex on the first night.
09:57Maybe the second night.
10:01You can choose any of the girls to couple up with.
10:04Okay.
10:06Deb stepped forward.
10:08And Jesse picked Deb.
10:10Woo-hoo!
10:16Oh, my goodness.
10:17And then there was Felipe.
10:23How are you guys doing?
10:24We brought in the Brazilian model to Love Island.
10:26You know, so all the Brazilian models watching at home could relate.
10:30Hola, tica.
10:31Como estás?
10:32My name is Felipe.
10:33I'm 32 years old.
10:35And I'm a model from Brazil.
10:40Sex is 95% of the relationship for me.
10:43If you don't get connection in the bed, I don't think so.
10:46The rest can survive a relationship.
10:49I'm excited to go to the villa.
10:51I don't care about the guys, just the girls.
10:53I'm going to fall in love, you know?
11:00It's a good news.
11:01So, Felipe, Serenity step forward.
11:04I'm going for it.
11:07I think he's happy.
11:08I don't even have to ask.
11:10That part is always so nerve-wracking.
11:12Let's recap who coupled up with who, shall we?
11:15We've got Andy and Courtney,
11:17Timmy and Zita,
11:19Isaiah and Sydney,
11:21Jessie and Deb,
11:23Felipe and Serenity,
11:25a.k.a.
11:26Seripi.
11:33All the new couples seem to be hitting it off.
11:36I am a realtor,
11:38so I sell homes,
11:39and then my business partner is actually my mother.
11:43Well, most of them.
11:44She also is probably my best friend.
11:47Yeah.
11:48I freaking love her.
11:49Yes.
11:52Think happy thoughts, Andy.
11:54Rose petals on a bed,
11:56champagne and strawberries.
11:57Basically,
11:58the opposite of my mum is my best friend.
12:01She's going to eat that poor boy alive.
12:06Our Islanders got settled into their new home
12:09and started getting ready for the evening.
12:11Cute.
12:13That looks so good.
12:16I think it's so interesting that you're ginger.
12:20Yeah.
12:21Are you naturally?
12:22Yeah, my vag is orange.
12:25My crotch is also orange,
12:27but it's only because I'm reckless with cheesy snacks.
12:30Orange, you glad we casted her?
12:32Gang.
12:33Gang, gang.
12:34Cheers!
12:37Cheers!
12:38Woo!
12:46Good luck, Love Islanders.
12:48May the law of attraction be ever in your favour.
12:52Woo!
13:01Welcome back to this week's Love Island USA Recap.
13:05Santa Barbara,
13:07a quaint and classy coastal town
13:09that we're not treating in a quaint and classy way.
13:14The Islanders had to get to know each other.
13:16My idea was psychedelics,
13:18but the producers had a different idea
13:20called sucking blow.
13:21Woo!
13:25Here's Timmy and Zita,
13:27proving their chemistry and lactose tolerance.
13:30Woo!
13:32It was a nice kiss.
13:34It was a cool kiss.
13:35No pun intended.
13:36Felipe had a double make-out with Courtney and Zita,
13:39which is really another example of Brazilian athleticism.
13:43Fifey.
13:44Courtney, for me,
13:45she was a bit shy,
13:47and then she changed my mind.
13:48Oh, look over there.
13:50Then Jesse decided to donate his shirt to charity
13:53and celebrate his philanthropy
13:54with a Deb-orientated striptease.
13:58So kind.
14:02Definitely had me a little out of character.
14:05That's, you know,
14:06something I wouldn't do on a typical day.
14:11Put it in your mouth!
14:13Then Isaiah sucked Sidney's finger
14:14without breaking eye contact.
14:16According to the Irish,
14:17sucking a redhead's finger
14:19is one year of good luck.
14:21Seven of you do their tour.
14:24They should call this move
14:26the horny popsicle.
14:28That was a first for me.
14:30Then Courtney lost her earring
14:32and Andy was like,
14:33I'll help you find it
14:34because suck and blow
14:35is also about friendship.
14:41I'm so sorry to my nanny
14:43and both of my parents.
14:44Oh, my God!
14:48After they ticked sucking
14:49and also blowing off their to-do list,
14:51there was only one remaining task,
14:53the gushing
14:54over how much they fancy the boys.
14:57I'm actually attracted to, like, every guy.
14:59Right?
14:59No, that's how I was trying to tell you.
15:01They're all so attractive.
15:02They're all so hot.
15:02Oh, yeah.
15:03Felipe, yeah, he looked like
15:04he could throw me around a little bit.
15:05I like that.
15:07I was supposed to say Jesse's still number one.
15:09I truly have not talked to anyone else.
15:11Speaking.
15:13And our apologies to any dogs watching
15:16who found Deb squeal a bit much.
15:18It seemed like,
15:18was that a text?
15:19Now to a fateful text
15:21that saw two boys hatch a roaming plan.
15:23Switch up double trouble.
15:26Switch up double trouble.
15:27New girl.
15:28Timmy received a text
15:29inviting two of the boys
15:31out on a date
15:32with two surprise bombshells.
15:33The guys decided
15:34that Jesse and Felipe
15:36should go on the dates,
15:37while the other three
15:38distracted the girls
15:39on the balcony
15:41so that Jesse and Felipe
15:45could sneak out of the villa
15:47to go on their dates.
15:48Sneaky, sneaky.
15:50Have y'all seen Felipe?
15:52Wait, where did they go?
15:53No, wait, what?
15:54They're on date right now.
15:56Wait, what?
15:57They were?
15:58Oh.
15:58Serenity is either very upset
16:00with Felipe
16:00or has been playing it fast and loose
16:02with discount tikka masala.
16:05Oh well, go on then.
16:06This is Love Island after all.
16:08I have a feeling
16:09there will be another
16:1012-hour relationship
16:11in your near future.
16:14Because Love Island dropped a bomb.
16:16Two of them to be exact.
16:18Maddie and Valerie.
16:21I'm Maddie
16:22and I'm here
16:23to find
16:23the love of my life.
16:25I can't wait
16:26to get into the villa
16:27because I love to kiss.
16:28So watch out, boys.
16:31Feel the ground
16:32start shaking
16:34hear me now
16:36I'm Valerie
16:37I'm from Costa Rica
16:38I have no filter
16:39I do what I want
16:40I say what I want to say
16:42and I'm honestly not worried
16:43what people think about me.
16:45Cheers
16:45to my first night
16:47in the villa.
16:48These are two
16:48very gorgeous girls
16:50I feel like I should be the one
16:51to welcome them into the villa
16:53I want to shoot my shot first.
16:55What are your signs?
16:56Taurus
16:56Taurus?
16:57A lot of guys
16:58that I've ever liked
16:59have been for us.
17:00I actually got some
17:02you know
17:03photographs
17:05Oh my god
17:07They're really cute
17:09Another blonde
17:10Another blonde
17:12Fuck
17:15So you guys
17:16have a certain
17:17particular type
17:18that you guys go for?
17:20I'm really just looking
17:21for someone who
17:22you know
17:23pursues me
17:24She just looks like
17:25her extensions
17:25are in better than mine
17:28For me
17:29I would say
17:29I'm a sucker for tattoos
17:31for sure
17:32I mean
17:32kind of like
17:33part of it too
17:34I would say
17:35How many tattoos do you have?
17:37I got like
17:37Oh you got a couple tattoos
17:39I'm sorry
17:40I can't eat three or four
17:41You got three or four
17:42You got three or four
17:42already now
17:42Three or four
17:43like giant size
17:44you know
17:45Do you have any?
17:47I have only one
17:47One?
17:48And no one can see
17:49Yeah
17:49It's on my hips
17:50Okay
17:51Maybe one of us
17:52will see it
17:53Jesse hits it off
17:54with Maddie
17:55He's on a blonde
17:56ambition tour himself
17:57And Val and Felipe
17:59seem to get along
18:00But it's unclear
18:01if Felipe's dreaming
18:02of Valifornication
18:03Oh my god
18:08I want to hear
18:09how their dates
18:10Welcome
18:11Welcome
18:11Welcome
18:12Then the guys
18:13took the girls
18:13back to the villa
18:14to meet the rest
18:15of the island
18:16How are y'all?
18:18Good
18:18How are you?
18:19I'm good
18:20And almost everyone
18:21was excited to meet them
18:23The new girls
18:23came in hot
18:25I'm Val
18:26You're nice to meet you
18:27They're gorgeous
18:28like flawless skin
18:30Let's head over
18:31to the fire pit
18:31Let's go
18:33Maddie
18:34I feel like
18:34is my conjoined twin
18:36It's going to be interesting
18:38Do you have anyone
18:39that you like
18:40from look wise
18:41think you would have
18:41picked to go on a date
18:42if you had your own choice
18:44Honestly
18:44I feel like
18:45everybody's like
18:46attractive
18:46I know
18:47I mean okay
18:48if I were to go
18:49by type type
18:50I usually go
18:51with guys with tattoos
18:52Felipe
18:53I got no tattoos
18:54I am a big
18:57personality person
18:58but first impression
19:00I'm going to say
19:01Felipe
19:03Cute
19:07I feel like
19:07I look like her
19:08Yeah
19:09Jessie I guess
19:10definitely has a tag
19:11Yeah
19:11Yeah how are you
19:12feeling about it
19:13like honestly
19:13I mean I'm fine
19:14like I don't
19:15I would
19:15like
19:15I don't care
19:16Yeah
19:17Like I think it's great
19:18But definitely like
19:18little
19:19You can't just get
19:20all the blondes you want
19:22Yeah Jessie
19:23you can't just get
19:24all the blondes you want
19:25This is Love Island
19:26not Norway Island
19:27but what you can get
19:29is a well earned
19:30commercial break
19:31or not
19:32depends on your
19:33subscription plan
19:34Goodnight
19:43Welcome back to the
19:45Love Island USA
19:46week one recap
19:47and good morning
19:48Santa Barbara
19:50Take a look at this
19:51stunning Santa Barbara
19:52villa
19:53beautiful enough
19:54to be a rehab clinic
19:55for billionaires
19:56This morning when I woke up
19:57and there was just like
19:58so many shirtless boys
20:00Oh my god
20:01I saw Jessie's body
20:03Oh my god
20:04Jessie and Felipe
20:05Felipe's really cute
20:06I think it was really cute
20:07Today's my actual first
20:09full date in the villa
20:10I want to talk to all the guys
20:11I definitely have a couple
20:12in mind that I'm kind of
20:14like liking
20:15Isaiah
20:15He looks like Trouble
20:16Trouble
20:17Yes
20:17He wants to be Trouble
20:18You know what I mean
20:19He's like definitely
20:20someone you have fun with
20:22Me and Sydney had that
20:23one on one
20:23like you kind of have to
20:24compare bro
20:25That's what I'm gonna do
20:26for a little bit
20:26You know
20:27A lot of fish in the tank
20:29bro
20:29After his date
20:30with the new girls
20:31Felipe's still coupled
20:32with Serenity
20:33But like in church
20:34when your auntie
20:35marries your dad
20:36she's confused
20:37as to where she stands
20:38Did you get mad
20:39about my date or no?
20:40No I wasn't mad
20:42about the date
20:42I think I was just like
20:43confused
20:44Between me and Serenity
20:45now I feel like
20:46I still don't know her much
20:48to be sure on
20:49which stage we are
20:51you know
20:51For me it's like
20:52if I share to the girls
20:53and I feel I'm
20:54interested in one of them
20:55I'm gonna come to
20:56you know like
20:58you don't get that
20:59stress you know
21:00No no no
21:01You know so
21:02I like it that way
21:03but you can ask
21:04to marry me
21:05Okay
21:05I have to propose
21:06You have to
21:07Oh hell no
21:09It's a pass for me
21:11Oh my gosh
21:13I got a text
21:16The Islanders have a game to play
21:19Yes they've jogged in slow-mo
21:21matching outfits
21:22Yes the game is more about gossip
21:24and doing naughty stuff
21:25than actually winning
21:25Let's play
21:26Ship Happens
21:29Let's go
21:30This girl has hooking up
21:32with other woman
21:33on her bucket list
21:57This girl is so wild in the bedroom
21:59that she once even broke her bed
22:01during sex
22:02during sex
22:02I want to hear
22:05Yeah
22:07Maybe they just thought
22:09that she was the answer
22:10to the challenge
22:10but I don't know
22:12maybe there was
22:14some other intention there
22:15Courtney
22:18Woke to bed
22:19We just started fucking
22:21like really passionate
22:22Like it caved in?
22:23Yeah
22:24This boy cheated on his girlfriend
22:27of six months
22:28during a family vacation
22:29in Mexico
22:38Back off guys
22:40Like finders keepers bitches
22:43Okay let's find out
22:45It's definitely not something
22:48I'm proud of
22:48Okay
22:49This boy once had a foursome
22:52with him and three girls
22:54Sounds like a fun time
22:59Raise your hand
23:01if you've been kissed by Felipe
23:02Let me put my hand down
23:04obviously
23:14Before moving on
23:15let's recap
23:16who likes who
23:17Andy is coupled up
23:18with Courtney
23:19but Courtney seems to have eyes
23:20for Felipe
23:21Timmy and Zita
23:22only have eyes for each other
23:23I think it's legit
23:25Isaiah's coupled up
23:26with Sydney
23:26but we're already seeing
23:28more red flags
23:29in a communist pride parade
23:30Felipe seems to have
23:32friendzone serenity
23:33and is keeping his options open
23:35I don't know how
23:36Deb's feeling
23:36after she found out
23:38I cheated on my ex-girlfriend
23:39That annoyed me
23:40Jesse is in a couple
23:41with Deb
23:42but with two new bombshells
23:44one of whom is blonde
23:45he may be tempted to switch
23:46because like Pamela Anderson's
23:48hairbrush
23:49Jesse only sees blonde
23:51surprise
23:54She got a text
23:55I got a text
23:59I'm so serious
24:01I know
24:03Bombshell Valerie got a text
24:05saying that both her
24:06and Bombshell Maddie
24:07have the power to choose
24:09which boys they want to steal
24:10It's like they're each
24:11carrying a crowbar of love
24:13Tonight's decision is going to be so hard
24:17There's two people I'm really torn about
24:19I'm anxious
24:20I have no idea
24:22I feel like this person
24:24really took me by surprise
24:26We told you to expect surprises
24:30Fun fact
24:31our first working title for this show
24:32was Surprise Island
24:34The boy that I would like to couple up with is
24:37I thought California
24:40was supposed to be chill and laid back
24:41but it's day two in the villa
24:43and I'm already biting my nails
24:57Welcome back to Love Island USA
24:59week one recap
25:00where the fun never ends
25:02or starts
25:03depending on which islander you ask
25:05I
25:06She got a text
25:07I got a text
25:08Oh my god
25:13The big moment arrived
25:14Out of my mind
25:17Bombshells Valerie and Maddie
25:19had to choose who they wanted to couple up
25:21Fighting shadows below
25:23A.K.A. steal from the other girls
25:27Fire
25:29Nowhere left
25:31To hide
25:36I want to couple up with this boy
25:38because I feel like I've expressed
25:41that I really want to be pursued
25:44and I want someone to value who I am as a person
25:50I feel like this person really took me by surprise
25:54He's family oriented
26:02So the boy that I would like to couple up with
26:06is
26:07Now you set me free
26:12Mother devil, I need me
26:16Mother devil, I need me
26:19Andy
26:20In your heart
26:23Maddie chose Andy
26:26Well damn
26:32Courtney looked upset
26:33but she didn't even like Andy
26:35You don't know what you've got
26:36until your cuddle buddy
26:37is a neon pillow
26:42I would like to couple up with this boy
26:44because he is very handsome
26:47and very confident
26:53He has pushed me to
26:55go with what feels right
26:58and trust my gut
27:02He doesn't feel like he's intimidated by my presence
27:05This guy kind of came to me
27:08This guy kind of came in to me really unexpected
27:10We vibe on a similar level
27:13We kind of have a similar personality
27:21That's one of the things that attracts me to him
27:24Other than of course he's really freaking hot
27:32So the boy that I would like to couple up with
27:35is
27:39Jesse
27:50Valerie chose Jesse
27:54Sorry Deb
27:59The bombshells have stolen their favourite guys
28:02and the guys are very happy
28:04In my gut I really feel like me and you
28:06have a solid ass kind of like
28:09I know
28:09Do you feel like solid ass?
28:10Like just like it feels good
28:12You know what I mean?
28:13With Jesse
28:14He makes me feel so safe
28:16and the fact that he makes me feel that way so soon
28:19It's like surprising
28:20Like it just feels so like so good
28:22I'm here to find the strongest connection
28:26And I feel like by making this decision
28:29That's what I'm doing
28:30Yeah for sure
28:32For sure
28:33I'm so happy
28:34I'm definitely in a pickle with Deb
28:37You know there's no denying the fact that
28:39me and her share a strong connection
28:41But I think now that I'm in a couple
28:44I'm going to definitely show more attention to Valerie
28:47And just kind of reassure her
28:49You know how I'm feeling
28:50You are so much more than just being beautiful
28:54Your character and who you are
28:56It is something
28:58That's so sweet
28:58That really like means a lot to me
29:00Yeah
29:00I'm super excited to get to know Maddie a little bit more
29:03I think me stepping out
29:04And letting her know what I'm feeling
29:07Was probably the game changer there
29:09A lot of other guys got to do this
29:10I love the confidence
29:15He's so genuine and really sweet
29:18I'm going to say he's like frozen custard
29:23These new couples are happier than slaughter cows
29:26That just got kidnapped by vegans
29:28Well Maddie ain't mad at it
29:31Then there's Deb and Courtney
29:32Are single ladies
29:34So sad
29:35Single women with no cats to cry on
29:38It feels weird to be newly single
29:40It kind of was like
29:41I felt like Jesse and I were slowly starting to make progress
29:45So I'm just kind of like
29:47Well back to square one
30:00Welcome back
30:01The Islanders are having a tough morning
30:03Jumping in pools and laying down on yoga mats
30:06Just grueling
30:08They need to unionize
30:12If yawning is considered exercise
30:14I'm ready for my triathlon
30:16This confirms my suspicion
30:18Yoga is just yawning
30:20While very slowly doing the YMCA dance
30:24Audible, do it
30:26Audible
30:27Audible, ready?
30:28Serenity now!
30:31Man ain't shit
30:31Another one
30:34Man ain't shit
30:39Man ain't shit
30:45Exactly
30:45I needed that
30:47Thank you
30:50Felipe and Serenity show us
30:52That while men ain't shit
30:53They can't be friends
30:55I tried to kiss you last night in the bed
30:57They say goodnight
30:58And they come
30:59Oh I'm so sorry
31:00No, no, no
31:01I would never reject one of those
31:03No, I'm not saying these
31:06We're friends
31:06Their relationship is about as sexually charged
31:09As a game of bingo at church
31:12But Felipe and Courtney might be heating up
31:14You know someone's into you
31:15When they start talking in a higher register, you know
31:19I could just feel this like sexual tension
31:21Like kind of
31:22I don't know, did you feel that?
31:24I know, I know
31:26Do you know what I mean?
31:27Yeah, I know
31:27He's gonna get there
31:28I know
31:29He's gonna get there
31:30There's like kind of something there
31:31But like we haven't really talked, you know
31:33The eyes talk more than the words
31:35Yeah, mate
31:36With Felipe, it's obviously like sexual
31:38Like he's like really hot
31:40I would like to end up like sharing a bed with him
31:42And yeah, just getting to know him more
31:45I'm not going to do this
31:48So I just need you to come
31:49Timmy and Ziza had their first kiss
31:51By the way, making out with a British nanny
31:54Would be a terrific sequel to Mary Poppins
31:56And a terrible one to Mrs. Doubtfire
31:59I feel like on top of the Love Island villa right now
32:04I'm going to stay humble about it
32:07But like obviously like I'm happy
32:10It feels really good
32:13Okay, Love Island fans
32:15Gather round the fire
32:16We have our first love triangle of the season
32:19Let's break it down
32:20Or it'll get more confusing than drunk Sudoku
32:24As we all know
32:25Deb stepped forward for Jessie on day one
32:27And he picked up
32:28But then bombshell Maddy showed up
32:31Jessie was into her too
32:33Because much like an Orange County hair salon
32:35He loves blondes
32:36But the other bombshell, Val
32:39Chose him
32:40Wish you had Jessie's girl
32:41Jessie doesn't
32:42Because Val isn't blonde
32:44But Deb is
32:45And she's more single than the last french fry
32:47You leave on your plate
32:48To make it appear like you have self-control
32:51I kind of
32:52I obviously
32:53Don't want to hurt anyone's feelings
32:55And all that
32:56But I'm just like
32:56It's like almost half two
32:58And I'm obviously in a sticky situation with Val
33:00And it sucks
33:02But now that I've sat with it
33:03And thought about it
33:04And actually have seen them getting on
33:06I'm like
33:07Oh, I might like him
33:09I might want to see where it could go
33:11Then it was time for the Islanders to play a little game called
33:14Yell at the Cleaning Lady
33:15Wait, I'm now hearing that got scrapped by our PR team
33:18They played Truth or Dare
33:20And it's Guys Against Girls
33:21Felipe, Truth or Dare
33:23Dare
33:23I dare you to pick the girl of your choice
33:27And make out with her
33:29Felipe kisses Courtney
33:33You're welcome
33:36Nothing says I'm in a weird relationship
33:39Like shotgunning a glass of wine
33:40Okay
33:41I like plenty of Isaiah's nipples
33:49My goodness
33:50I've gone on
33:51And I've licked Isaiah's nipple
33:53And I'm like
33:55I should have held back a bit
33:58Holy shit
33:59That was a first for me
34:01I mean, getting honeyed on the nipple
34:02Was something else
34:03With a little nibble
34:04You know
34:05Like all over me
34:07Jessie's whipped cream
34:08Of Val's ass
34:09Look at me
34:13That whipped cream tasted really good
34:16You know
34:16That ass tasted pretty good as well
34:18You know
34:19I'm not gonna lie
34:20Jessie
34:22Truth or Dare
34:23Dare
34:23I dare you to kiss all of the girls
34:26And then say who the best kisser is
34:33Eat whipped cream of a girl's ass
34:35And then kiss everyone
34:36We make our own luck here at Love Island
34:40Jessie gets dared
34:42To kiss every single girl there
34:44Like this motherfucker
34:45Gets seven bitches
34:50Fuck
34:50Like he's already in a love triangle
34:52Like don't give him like
34:53Six
34:54Five
34:54Five more
35:02So out of everybody
35:04I did get a chance to kiss
35:07But I gotta go with
35:10Dev for the best one
35:11Oh snap
35:13Jessie picked Dev as the best kisser
35:16Then very wisely
35:17Went back for more
35:18Right in front of Val
35:19Like ten dudes
35:21Trying to get into a cool nightclub
35:22Val looks rejected
35:27Stick around
35:28Cause we got a fresh
35:30Hot man bun
35:30Coming out of the oven
35:35Oh my god
35:41God damn uncle Sam
35:57It's the Love Island USA week one recap
35:59A lot happens in a week
36:01But we put it all in one episode
36:02In case you've been held hostage
36:03By a bank robber
36:05Or vengeful lover
36:06I'm Tyler
36:07I'm 23
36:07I'm from Cleveland, Ohio
36:09I have the confidence
36:10I have the hair
36:11I have the looks
36:12And I'm a PhD student
36:13What more could you want?
36:15Oh
36:16Good morning
36:19Oh my gosh
36:21Rise and shine islanders
36:23We've got a wet morning surprise
36:25For you
36:25And it ate soggy oatmeal
36:26Hi
36:28There's a hottie in the pool
36:31Tyler nice to meet you
36:32I'm Maddie nice to meet you
36:34Nice to meet you
36:35Girls wipe the ice not out of your face
36:37And pretend you brushed your teeth
36:39And say hello to Tyler
36:40It'll be nice later
36:41When we're all put together
36:42Because then he's like
36:43Damn
36:44Morning
36:45Good morning
36:46Whoa
36:46Am I dreaming?
36:48Oh he's so hot
36:51Sup baby
36:52Take me out to dinner
36:53How we doing?
36:54Andy
36:55Tyler nice to meet you bro
36:56Nice to meet you
36:56Guys play it cool
36:57And pretend like Tyler
36:58Wasn't ripped from the dreams
37:00Of a woman's fairy tale
37:01You look like Tarzan
37:02Nailing it
37:03Appreciate that
37:04Definitely gotta step my game up
37:06With Tyler in here
37:08Now the islanders
37:09Are gonna have a kissing contest
37:10Basically everyone kisses everyone
37:12And your trophy is a well calloused tug
37:14Deb and Valerie compete
37:19For Jessie's affection
37:21I gotta go to Natalie
37:22I feel like I just can't win right here
37:26Out of all the girls
37:28Jessie's 10 seals the victory for Val
37:37It was like dagger tongue
37:49God I only have one word
37:50And it's damn
37:58That's like a 12 for me
38:00So I guess it's 10
38:01If that's the highest
38:02It can go
38:02And of all the boys
38:04Timmy wins it
38:05Good job Timmy
38:12Tyler took a moment to discuss his potential love interest
38:16With both of Jessie's ladies
38:17Hopefully Tyler also shares
38:19Which Greek gods conceived him
38:21You know who you sniping first
38:23Deb honestly
38:24But Val after that kiss bro
38:27Was just like eye opening
38:29I was like
38:30Whoa
38:31Like
38:33Whoa
38:35Hell yeah
38:36You know Tyler's into Deb
38:38And Val
38:39So if I don't make a decision here soon
38:42He's definitely gonna swoop up on me
38:43And you know
38:44I don't want him to choose for me
38:46Jessie must moonlight as a taxi driver
38:48Because Val and Deb started to suspect
38:50He's just taking them for a ride
38:52Zita was telling me that
38:53Like he ranks me like as his number one
38:55And so I just wanna like
38:56He told me he ranked me as his number one
38:57Oh he said that?
38:58Yeah
38:58That's interesting because
38:59Zita told me that he literally said
39:01Like the exact same thing about me
39:02You see and that's
39:03If he's telling you the same thing he's telling me
39:04It's like okay
39:05How do we know which was true?
39:07And at the same time
39:07It's like
39:08Why would he be telling us the same thing
39:09In the first place?
39:10Jessie grabs Val
39:11And keeps trying to ski two slopes
39:13At the same time
39:13And Val is a tree that smashes him in the nuts
39:16First I want to know how you're feeling
39:18Yeah I feel great
39:20I'm happy you know
39:21To share a bed with you
39:22And be coupled up with you
39:23I mean look at you
39:23You know what I mean?
39:25Do you mean that though?
39:26Yes
39:26You know I said
39:27I need to get to know you better
39:28And you know we hit it off
39:29So fucking fast
39:30And you really spark mentioned
39:32Come out real fucking fast
39:33Like that
39:34I just honestly
39:34I just didn't come here
39:36To be in a trouble
39:36And I feel like
39:37That's what I'm in right now
39:38A trouble
39:38A triangle or a trouble?
39:40Like a trouble
39:40Like a three people couple
39:41Yeah yeah yeah
39:42Exactly
39:42That's what I feel like I'm doing
39:43You don't deserve that
39:44Cause it's really odd for me
39:46Whenever I'm like
39:47With the girls
39:48And they all
39:49You mention how much
39:50Oh my god
39:51Jessie just likes Deb so much
39:53And then I literally
39:54Just had a conversation with her
39:55And she told me that
39:56You told her that
39:57She's your number one
40:00Why didn't you tell me that
40:01From the beginning?
40:02I'm 100% honest with you
40:03Cause if I had known
40:04I wouldn't have like
40:04Literally like
40:06You wouldn't have picked me?
40:09I feel like I was being lied to
40:11That's what I feel like right now
40:12Cause the other day
40:13You told me
40:14I would pick you
40:14You said yeah
40:15I have a strong connection with Deb
40:16But like I would pick you
40:17You told me that
40:18Hit the road track
40:20And don't you come back
40:22No more
40:23No more
40:24No more
40:25No more
40:26I said you know
40:27Me and Deb have a strong connection
40:28It's definitely undeniable
40:30And I know
40:30I told you
40:31That's never going to change
40:32That's what I'm saying
40:33And that's what I know
40:33I want to know where I stand
40:34And I want you to be honest with me
40:42I let you on
40:43I am truly sorry
40:44I don't mean to do that at all
40:45So now you're saying
40:46You're a couple of with her
40:48Yeah
40:49Yeah
40:49Yeah
40:50Yeah
40:56I am
40:58Alright so that's all I need to know
41:07So one day you feel one of us
41:09And then the other day
41:10You feel the other one
41:12How the fuck does that make sense
41:13Like I feel like he just
41:15Definitely just wasn't straight up
41:16Like he literally just didn't have the balls
41:18To say shit how it was
41:26That's it
41:27Bye Jessie
41:30I'm over it
41:31Peace out
41:50On Sunday nights
41:55It's decision time for one girl
41:57If he wants to like be with both of us
41:59Then you can have him
42:00I'm not sloppy
42:01I'm saying you
42:01While one boy
42:03Is on the problem
42:04I'm physically
42:05Really really attracted to you
42:06Likewise
42:07It's kind of scary
42:09And the first recoupling
42:11Sends one
42:12Islander packing
42:14When we go deem
42:18I'm physically들을
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