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00:09This week there's been two dumpings, 14 new islanders, and plenty of drama.
00:15I'm so sorry.
00:17Tonight, it's time to be more casa.
00:21The best casa more to do it!
00:24The best casa!
00:24We want to tempt you, tease you, and bring out your naughty side.
00:32We're like the casa more of the main villa.
00:35Every time they do it, my soul dies a little bit.
00:37Ew!
00:38Where fantasies become reality.
00:41Have I ever done a golden shower?
00:42It's a golden shower.
00:44And just like the princess and the toad, once you go for a kiss, you'll see a charming prince.
00:52See, this is what we're not going to do.
00:54So, you do you, or someone else.
00:57Whatever happens on Unseen, stays on Unseen.
01:02Until everyone sees it on tonight's epic edition of Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
01:10Ta-da.
01:32A lot can happen in a week.
01:34Casa Moore brought us twists and turns.
01:38Hey!
01:40Drama.
01:41You want my bitch, right?
01:43Fuck.
01:45Shocking revelations.
01:46I'm about to shit my pants.
01:48I'm going to be a whore today.
01:50Sorry, Mom.
01:52And Love Island legend, Maura Higgins.
01:55Bergie, so savage!
01:59But before all that, let's go back to a simpler time.
02:04The time of BC.
02:06The world before Casa.
02:09Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
02:18Free acid jazz tells us something sexy is going down.
02:23I don't want to get wet.
02:24Is he sickle?
02:25You can go harder.
02:27It's Marco and Hannah, and they're using an electrical aid.
02:31I'm in the zone.
02:32What are you doing, drawing a penis on my back?
02:36It's a shaver?
02:37She's shaving his back.
02:38Get your minds out of the gutter, you lot.
02:40You know what's hairier than my back?
02:42Your ass.
02:43My ass crack.
02:44I've seen it.
02:45You could braid that shit.
02:49So what are you going to shave of mine?
02:52Oh, shit.
02:52Whatever you want me to shave of yours.
02:54Okay, good.
02:56What did you do, put shampoo on it?
02:58Conditioner.
02:59Oh, I'm going to start doing that.
03:00Yeah, see?
03:01You need to listen.
03:03Marco, stop moving.
03:05So if I put conditioner on my balls and then shave it, it's a lot better?
03:09Yes, it's going to be smoother, for sure.
03:11Okay, turn around, please.
03:13It's not too bad right now, though, because last time I shaved my balls, I cut it.
03:17I'm saying actively having water.
03:22Hey, you shaved yesterday.
03:24Not like this.
03:25Are you judging me?
03:27Yeah.
03:28I wish my girl would do this with me by hot.
03:30Tell me I'm not a real one.
03:32Okay, on your knees, please.
03:33If you don't, on your knees, it's fucking crazy.
03:36Wait, on my knees for what?
03:37Because I need to do your, top of your shoulder.
03:39How am I going to reach you?
03:40If you don't get her a ring after that shit.
03:42I know.
03:44I'm going to let you out to your fucking shaving shit.
03:49You did my nails, so I can shave your back.
03:51I look sexy.
03:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, get away, get away, get away.
03:56See, this is what we're not going to do.
03:58Sorry, sorry.
03:58What we're not going to do is fart while I'm shaving your back.
04:02I had to, my stomach.
04:03No, that's not okay.
04:04I quit.
04:05Come on, come back.
04:05No!
04:06That's the confidence of a man who has no idea Casa Amor is just around the corner.
04:11You do not need to fart.
04:16Before Harrison and Emily were dumped, we learned Emily has bionic eyes and can perceive the precise
04:22temperature of any surface, including Harrison.
04:26God, Harrison is so fucking hot.
04:29All I know is that we are fucking some sexy hung men.
04:33We're judging every single body right now.
04:36My workout routine is just to sit back, relax, look at the guys, and judge the hell out of
04:44their workouts.
04:45Bergy has a swimmer body and I like that.
04:47Yeah, it gives me Superman.
04:49Yeah.
04:49Superman.
04:50You know how Superman's really like big at the top and skinny at the bottom?
04:52Yeah, no, I like Bergy's body.
04:54It gives me very much Superman.
04:55It is Superman body.
04:56I think we are all hung.
04:57Hung like horses.
04:59I like a skinny man.
05:00Them skinny ones got a thick.
05:05Huge, fucking huge.
05:07They're scary big.
05:09They're big.
05:10The biggest dick I've ever been.
05:11I've been with guys that are 6'8 and the biggest dick I've ever been.
05:15Is it skinny?
05:15Skinny.
05:16He was my height and it was the biggest dick.
05:18I couldn't even fit it in.
05:19We couldn't have sex.
05:20We tried too many times.
05:21Skinny dudes.
05:21Yeah.
05:21That thing hangs.
05:23And it's thick.
05:25Like that.
05:27Like I don't like long skinny dick.
05:28That looks kind of skinny, no?
05:30I don't know.
05:31I can't.
05:31No, that looks average.
05:31I only know when I feel it.
05:33Like I can't even tell by looking at it.
05:34But I've never had sex with a skinny dick.
05:36Maybe like that.
05:37Look at Jonah's ass.
05:41What the fuck?
05:42What's he doing?
05:43It's like a stop motion picture in the air.
05:46It's like he's running, but stopping.
05:49It's a very weird pose.
05:51I just cannot take this man seriously.
05:53Is he doing Spider-Man?
05:55That's giving Spider-Man.
05:57How can anyone take this man seriously?
06:00Harrison's like, okay?
06:01Oh, no, please don't tell me.
06:03If he does it, I'm going to get the egg.
06:05Oh, no.
06:07Oh, stop.
06:09Stop right there.
06:13I got it the first time, but not just for five.
06:17Oh, my God.
06:18Stop.
06:19I need to remove myself from the situation before I recouple.
06:23Wait, wait, wait.
06:23I think he's going to do it, too.
06:25Kenzo can do it, I feel.
06:27Here and then back.
06:29Is that right?
06:30Yeah.
06:33I think I just got the egg.
06:34Why do they feel the need to do this shit?
06:36I will never try that workout.
06:37I think all three of them just gave me the egg.
06:39Oh, no.
06:41It'll be on your hand.
06:42Every time they do it, my soul dies a little bit.
06:45Emily's soul dies a little.
06:47This next unseen bit should bring it right back to life.
06:50A little bit.
06:56New lovers offer adopt different voices
06:59to appear cute to the partner.
07:00My wife thinks Scottish narrators are cute,
07:03so I've been doing this voice for years.
07:05I'm actually French-Canadian.
07:07He's like, I know where my head's at, and it's with you.
07:09I was like, really?
07:11That's so nice.
07:12I'm happy.
07:13And he was like, sorry, I have my baby voice coming.
07:16We both do baby voices together.
07:19I'm happy.
07:22Why are you going to say to that voice?
07:24Yeah, you usually keep that to each other.
07:26Yeah, don't do that no more.
07:27I'm happy.
07:29Ew.
07:31Girl, how old are you?
07:32Like, why?
07:33Guys, y'all do baby voices?
07:35No.
07:36And especially not in front of a room of people.
07:38Oh, okay, okay.
07:39It's so funny.
07:40What the heck?
07:41Well, I'm a baby voice girl, okay?
07:43I'm happy.
07:46Fuck you.
07:47Fuck all of y'all.
07:49I'm never telling you anything again.
07:51I'm done.
07:51Just don't tell them serious.
07:52What's that for?
07:53I'm done.
07:53I'm done.
07:55Fuck y'all.
07:56Fuck y'all.
07:57Literally, fuck y'all.
07:59I hate y'all.
08:00My baby voice just came out, okay?
08:02Yeah.
08:03And you should have kept me then.
08:05Fuck you.
08:08That shit was disturbing.
08:10Okay, okay.
08:11I won't ever use my baby voice again.
08:15Oh, also, I need to stop talking because holy...
08:18Oh.
08:19Jacob?
08:20Where'd you go?
08:23Man.
08:24Why is everybody so mean to me?
08:26It gets better, Cassie.
08:28I used to talk to myself in a small, lonely room and just look at me now.
08:32Oh, God.
08:39This week, the villa was hit by iconic Love Island UK bombshell Maura Higgins.
08:44The only bombshell more powerful than Maura doesn't exist.
08:48Come here.
08:49Don't say hi to me now.
08:50You look like a friend.
08:52Oh, thank you.
08:53We love you.
08:54Oh, my God.
08:55I love you guys.
08:56I was like, are these even going to know who I am?
08:59Yeah.
08:59I love that you came.
09:01I love it.
09:03How are you enjoying it?
09:04We love it.
09:06You love it, really?
09:07You can be honest with me.
09:08Come on, I've been in your shoes.
09:10I know that it can get tough.
09:11It's been a little rough.
09:13It's in love.
09:14Emotions high.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Are you crying more than usual?
09:17Yeah.
09:18Because, my God, I cried.
09:19I laughed.
09:21I was single majority of the time.
09:24And then I had Fanny Flores majority of the time.
09:28And love goes on, doesn't it?
09:30Yeah.
09:30Yeah, definitely.
09:31Mora hosted the game Face Facts,
09:33where the Islanders had to guess the answer to a public poll
09:36by holding panels with their answers.
09:39Which two girls does America tank our dating out of their leagues?
09:45Damn.
09:46I went with Emily and Cassie.
09:48You know, both their boys are stunning.
09:50Dear me.
09:51I chose Cassie and Emily also.
09:54I feel like Harrison's out of everyone's league.
09:56He should date himself.
09:58There was loads Mora of Mora,
10:00but we saved the best bits just for you.
10:03And if you thought the answers you saw
10:05were the only ones that stirred the pot,
10:07think again.
10:09We asked the viewers which boy gives main character vibes.
10:14Okay, Harrison.
10:16My man.
10:18Sure.
10:19I chose Leo the light skin.
10:21Wow.
10:21Because he's never going to miss an opportunity to give us a thirst trap.
10:25Marco.
10:25My partner in crime,
10:26and I've never seen someone stare as much as themselves in the mirror as Leo.
10:30It's a bad habit.
10:31I feel like this should be called Leo Island.
10:35Bergie.
10:35I also had to go with Leo.
10:37Oh my God.
10:37This dude controls every conversation.
10:40If he's not the center of it,
10:41he's going to find a way to be the center of it.
10:43Bergie, so savage.
10:45That's Leo.
10:45I chose Leo.
10:47Shocker.
10:48Yeah, shocker.
10:49Leo, obviously you can't choose yourself.
10:51I'm so sorry.
10:52So who did you choose?
10:53I chose Bergie, a.k.a. Carson,
10:56because Bergie has kissed every damn girl in this villa,
11:01except for Destiny.
11:03And you're jealous.
11:06He's enjoying this a little bit too much.
11:09Yeah, I agree.
11:09I agree.
11:10I think I'm going to be even shocked if America hasn't voted.
11:13Okay, I can now reveal that America has voted for shocker, Leo.
11:19Oh, shit!
11:24Okay, next question.
11:26Who did America vote as the two fakest boys?
11:33First, I chose Harry.
11:34It was very weird for me to see Harry just move on real quick.
11:39Just, I don't know, give it a day.
11:40And maybe I wouldn't have a little side eye.
11:43Surprise, surprise.
11:45Wow.
11:46The two exes, of course.
11:48Of course, that was like easy.
11:50Get him, get him.
11:50So, I went with my good, but I'm going to add a third one.
11:53And, while I'm at it.
11:57Woo!
11:59Woo!
11:59Woo!
12:00Woo!
12:01Woo!
12:02Woo!
12:02So calm.
12:03Maybe you've got two or three.
12:05Woo!
12:06We'll start here.
12:07So I have Prince Harry, and I chose Leo, simply because you're very freaking flirty.
12:13I had a date with you, and, you know, I was here in a lot.
12:17Harrison.
12:18Harry.
12:19Sorry, bro.
12:20But I felt like Emily just showed up, and he completely dropped his relationship with
12:23Destiny at that point.
12:25America thinks the two fakest boys are Harrison and Leo.
12:33Wow.
12:34There you go.
12:36Harrison, what do you think about what America thinks?
12:38It is what it is, and they see what they see.
12:41That's it, but I'm here.
12:42But he wasn't there for much longer, as the poll for favourite boy and girl saw Harrison
12:46and Emily leave the villa.
12:48Harry.
12:48It's Emily.
12:59When the Islanders run out of things to say to each other, they play games like I Spy,
13:03Hide and Seek, or in Marco and Hannah's case.
13:06What's your coochie's name?
13:11She's not a name.
13:17But what the bleep did she say?
13:22Find out after this break.
13:36Love Island's movie of the week is the story of Marco, the stripper with a heart of gold.
13:42I'm going to give you the magic, Marco.
13:48And his lady love Hannah, she was in it for love.
13:51Stop throwing me some money or something.
13:53I don't dance for free shit.
13:55But he was only in it for the money.
13:57Hey, hey, throw it in the air.
13:59You're hotter than a barrel of red hot smoking girl.
14:04Anywho.
14:05Well said, Carmen.
14:07OK, prepare to rock out, flip out.
14:11She's going for it.
14:12Yeah, get it.
14:13Oh, shit.
14:14Let's go.
14:15And golf clap your way through Love Island, USA, Unseen Bits.
14:24Before the break, we saw a touching scene in which Marco and Hannah were discussing names
14:27for her.
14:28Discussing names for her.
14:30They were discussing names.
14:32What's your coochie's name?
14:34Hmm.
14:36She used to have a name.
14:44And the question I'm genuinely afraid to ask, what the bleep did she say?
14:50Super soaker.
14:53Hmm.
14:55What else?
14:56Charlie.
14:57Oh, Charlie's cute.
14:58Charlie's like an old ass man.
15:00Charlie?
15:01Charlie.
15:02Something cool, exotic.
15:04Oh, Raven.
15:06Raven.
15:06Ooh, Raven school.
15:08Raven school.
15:09Raven?
15:10Now I understand what Marco meant when he said he was an avid bird watcher.
15:14Let's fly into another Unseen Bits.
15:25Even before Castlemore, 100% of male islanders suffer from a medical affliction known as blue
15:30balls.
15:31And it can turn innocent chats from family into something more like, well, this.
15:37How have you been?
15:38Do you miss your family?
15:39It's a family ranch.
15:40So, my brother, my dad.
15:43Mm-hmm.
15:45Sorry.
15:45I'm really big on personal space.
15:47And I would love if you could just give me that.
15:50Just stay out of my space.
15:51Mm-hmm.
15:52Sorry.
15:53Continue.
15:54I can't talk about my family.
15:58My mind's going to go somewhere else.
16:05It's the, I heard the joke last night, um, what's the difference between a Lamborghini and
16:10an erection?
16:13I don't have a Lamborghini.
16:15Do you have a Lamborghini?
16:17Mm-mm.
16:21Oh, shit.
16:23Oh.
16:25You are trouble.
16:27Yeah.
16:28Let me put some body cream on, but I know you miss your family.
16:31Mm-hmm.
16:32Yes.
16:35Well, you know, we both are big on family, so we'll make it work.
16:39Put some cream on.
16:41You're going to help me for my shoulders, because this will speed it up.
16:43Oh, yeah.
16:44Okay.
16:44I see some spots that are...
16:47A little dry.
16:48Yeah.
16:48A little dry.
16:51Stop it.
16:53Oh, thanks, man.
16:56I was just trying to apply the pressure of the low sieve.
17:03You killed me.
17:14You're so helpful.
17:16Yeah, that's why I'm just trying to assist you.
17:18That's all I'm doing.
17:20It's the bean for me.
17:21Yeah, it's the bean for me, too.
17:24It does.
17:25Yeah.
17:25Yeah.
17:27I'm moisturized.
17:29Yeah.
17:29And hydrated.
17:34Oh, no.
17:37That was great.
17:38It's just so helpful.
17:40Come on, let's go eat an apple or something.
17:42Or something.
17:42Or something.
17:47Oh, my God.
17:49Oh, my God.
17:51Yeah.
17:53Oh, my God.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:54Jonah's is the worst case of blue balls our team of experts have ever seen.
17:58His condition continued to worsen no matter how much he tried to think about cars.
18:05In my mind, I need a Lamborghini.
18:16Moving on from couples doing weird stuff in the bathroom to...
18:20Oh, no.
18:20It's more couples doing weird stuff in the bathroom.
18:23I don't know why my eyes are so red.
18:25You want some eye drops?
18:27I don't know if I can put them in.
18:28I'm going to try, though.
18:29I can put them in.
18:30Mm-hmm.
18:32Good luck.
18:33That's easy.
18:34I'm a nurse.
18:35I can put in some eye drops.
18:37Just relax.
18:39Ow.
18:40Oh.
18:41Look at your head, babe.
18:42Ow.
18:42They're aggressive.
18:44Ah.
18:45I don't want to see it coming on my flange.
18:47Open your mouth.
18:50Be gentle.
18:52You have to open your eye.
18:54Let's open.
18:55Use your other hand.
18:56Be ambidextrous, God damn it.
18:57I can see it.
18:58You want to hold it open?
19:01Look that way.
19:02Just drop it.
19:03Just drop it.
19:04Oh, fuck.
19:05There you go.
19:06This one didn't get it, didn't it?
19:08I know it didn't.
19:08I closed it.
19:11Bring your head back.
19:13Sit down.
19:13Sit down.
19:14You taking too long, bruh.
19:16Open it.
19:17She goes in with it.
19:20Okay, that one got in a little bit.
19:22I don't feel like it did.
19:23Why you always want to hurt me?
19:25You're trying to triple it up.
19:26I'm not trying to hurt you.
19:27If you is, I'm in pain.
19:29Okay.
19:30Such a lot of fuss.
19:31On an unrelated note, I've misplaced my small eye dropper of nitric acid.
19:36If you find it, give me a shout.
19:37You're scary.
19:44The world thanks us for ensuring this bit didn't remain unseen.
19:48I'm not sure the islanders will.
19:51You ripped ass on camera.
19:52I pray to God they don't show this.
19:54No, they put that stuff in there.
19:55Damn.
19:56Come on.
19:56Well, the girls did.
19:59Come on, man.
20:00Y'all hear like little farts?
20:02I apologize.
20:03Me too, babe.
20:05I farted.
20:06Damn, who keeps shitting yourself, man?
20:08Is it you guys?
20:09I farted, you guys.
20:10Coming from everywhere.
20:13Yeah, they all stink through this loud, I promise you.
20:19Good fucking push, bro.
20:22Oh, it's so stinky.
20:23Hey, shit, let me get out of the danger zone.
20:26Whoa.
20:30Are you guys backfiring on each other?
20:31No, that was him all the time.
20:33That was him.
20:34And that's the reason Love Island boasts the single highest air filter budget in all of reality TV.
20:43Here's something you haven't seen.
20:45It's Leo and Marco writing a romantic song.
20:47It's sure to be a hit, either with the girls or any stray dogs in the area.
20:51Hold on, wait, ready, ready, ready, ready?
20:53What's going to be on a beat like that?
20:55Yo, look away, now.
20:56You can't know the one you're singing, eh?
20:58It's got to be a sexual beat.
21:00Marco and Leo.
21:02Marco and Leo.
21:04Hannah and Cassie.
21:06I want to leave around with Shorty out in the backseat.
21:10Look at Leo's taking the lead.
21:14Marco's just like, yeah.
21:16That's not a banger.
21:17That's just a look.
21:18We'll just run it off.
21:19Hold on, hold on, hold on.
21:20One more take, one more take, one more take.
21:21The boys spent three hours putting pen to paper, drawing dicks with wings on them, before finally
21:26writing some lyrics.
21:28Come on!
21:30Cassie, Hannah.
21:32Hey, you know, we made a song for y'all.
21:34Oh my goodness, how sweet.
21:37Are you ready for your track?
21:39She's cheesing.
21:39All right.
21:40Okay.
21:41Are you ready?
21:41Yeah.
21:43Go ahead.
21:44Marco and Leo, Hannah and Cassie.
21:46I want to see her, but she stays away from me.
21:50I want to lay up on a beat.
21:52So baby, come with me.
21:55We'll be all right.
21:55We in the villa.
21:57Marco and Leo, Hannah and Cassie.
21:59I want to see her, but she stays away from me.
22:02I want to lay up on a beat.
22:05So baby, come with me.
22:07We'll be all right.
22:08We in the villa.
22:09Yay!
22:10We in the villa.
22:12Yay!
22:16What was it?
22:17Aw, good job, you guys.
22:19The only part of that serenade that was in harmony was the dogs that started howling
22:23soon after.
22:30Before the girls went to Cassie, Carmen left Kenzo a message.
22:34Lingerie.
22:35He missed the point and got them dry cleaned.
22:38I think when the boys come here, I'm going to leave my lingerie, sit out and say, sneak
22:42peek for the hideaway, miss you already.
22:45I'm going to leave that for him just so he knows he's on my mind.
22:49I'm going to leave Leo my second evil eye bracelet and I'm going to say, I miss you and
22:54don't forget about me.
22:56I'm going to leave Kenan in my panties and I sprayed them with my perfume and I'm going
22:58to write on the mirror, XOXO.
23:00You guys are more sexy than mine.
23:02I'm just going to leave him my cross and then the hair stuff so he can do his hair.
23:05Oh, he's going to fucking love that, though.
23:08Time for the unseen messages the other girls left for their boys.
23:11Let's do this shit, ladies.
23:17Peek is spelt with two E's, right?
23:20Same Peek.
23:24I'm saying from your Twix ball.
23:26Aw.
23:27Aw, how cute.
23:33I'll miss what, pasta?
23:35The neon signs?
23:36We'll never know.
23:48When you're an islander on Love Island, you usually get the glossy, pretty background packages
23:53to help introduce you to the world.
23:54But we simply don't have the budget to do it for 14 new islanders all at one time.
23:59So instead, we told them to do it themselves.
24:02Take it away, boys.
24:04What's up, everybody?
24:05I'm Zay.
24:06I'm 23.
24:07And a fun fact about me is I still use my fingers to count.
24:11What's up, everybody?
24:13It's Eddie.
24:14I'm 27 years old from Houston, Texas.
24:16And I'm deathly afraid of swimming in the ocean.
24:19So, like, this is scaring the shit out of me right now.
24:24What's up?
24:25My name is Mattia.
24:26I'm 29.
24:27And I have a phobia for strawberries.
24:32What's up?
24:32I'm Kyle.
24:33I'm 24.
24:34And a fun fact about me is I played the violin for 10 years.
24:43What's up, y'all?
24:44My name's Rob.
24:45I'm 24.
24:46I'm from Alabama.
24:48Give me boners.
24:50So what the bleep did he say?
24:53Find out what gives Rob a boner after these commercials.
25:10No, it's not your mind-playing tricks.
25:13This is Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
25:16Before the break, the Casa Boys did what Sylvester Stallone did in the mid-'90s
25:20and gave us a cliffhanger.
25:23What's up, y'all?
25:24My name's Rob.
25:26I'm 24.
25:26I'm from Alabama.
25:28Give me boners.
25:30Don't let Rob's boner game remain a mystery.
25:33What the bleep did he say?
25:35What's up, y'all?
25:35My name's Rob.
25:36I'm 24.
25:37I'm from Alabama.
25:39Gravel roads.
25:40Give me boners.
25:41I assume Gravel roads is the stage name of some adult movie star.
25:54The moment the girls slow-mo gatecrushed Casa Moore,
25:58they were met by six new Adonises, or Adon-Ive.
26:01Oh, my God!
26:05Oh, my God!
26:06Oh, my God!
26:07Oh, my God!
26:08Where'd I at?
26:08Where'd I at?
26:11Oh, God.
26:12Your fucking rings, bro.
26:13They fucking hurt.
26:14Sorry, man.
26:14About that, yeah.
26:15Be all about it, that's right.
26:18Hey!
26:18Hi!
26:19What's your name?
26:20I'm Rob.
26:20Hi, love.
26:21Nice to meet you.
26:22Cassie.
26:23Cassie.
26:23Yeah.
26:23Nice to meet you.
26:24Nice to meet you, too.
26:25Be all about it.
26:27Any way you want it, we can try.
26:30And Sarah Hyland was there to spill the tea.
26:33Or was it to have the tea spilled on her?
26:35I don't really know how this whole tea thing works.
26:38Hi, baby girl!
26:41Let me, like, not slip while I'm on my way down.
26:43The dress is stolen.
26:44Oop, stolen.
26:46I just got so excited to see my ladies.
26:48I know!
26:49You're the best.
26:50I've been deprived of my children.
26:52I'm loving these dresses.
26:54They're so good.
26:56It was so nice to get, like, dressed up.
26:57KK.
26:58Yeah.
26:59Thank you!
27:00So good.
27:01If you see a nip, just let me know.
27:02If I see a nip, I'm just gonna stare and be like, good for you, girl.
27:05Yes!
27:06KK taught me to move mine in a circle.
27:08My friend knows how to do that.
27:10Like the helicopter?
27:11Yeah!
27:12The helicopter's hilarious.
27:13What do you think of the place?
27:15Oh, it's stunning.
27:16It's huge, too.
27:18So, they're obviously gorgeous boys.
27:22Yeah.
27:23Uh-huh.
27:23Maybe there'll be a hideaway moment.
27:26Would.
27:27But, like, what do you think about them?
27:29Is there a possibility there could be a hideaway moment?
27:35Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!
27:39In my experience, chugging champagne
27:40does increase the chances of a hideaway moment.
27:51So what do a group of guys do when there's no girls at home?
27:55Watch football on a giant telly, drink beer and play pool?
27:58Game time's got to be soon. How we feeling?
28:00No, they're making a selfie vid.
28:02We feeling iced out, we feeling sturdy.
28:04I know the story's going to be bad.
28:05I'm not going to fold like a paper sheet.
28:07I'm excited for my boys, Bergy.
28:08I can't wait to see what you got, baby.
28:10Let's go.
28:12Baby daddy Kenzo, how you feeling, man?
28:14Carmen!
28:18Yeah, she heard you from the van.
28:20She's the only one.
28:21I'll see you soon, baby.
28:23How you feeling, Brody?
28:24I am so ready to go.
28:26Bring him on. Bring him on. I'm ready.
28:28I'm sitting here.
28:29Bring him? Bring him as in bro?
28:30Bring him on. Bring him on.
28:32I'm ready to get this thing going, baby.
28:34Bring what you're wrong and come on, get your son.
28:35Let's go racing, boys.
28:38Yo, it's first night, Casa Amor.
28:39We got a not fucking full.
28:41And, uh, yeah, we're going to be iced.
28:43El primer dÃa en Casa Amor.
28:45El primer dÃa.
28:48They took the selfie for another eight hours.
28:50It's now a four-part documentary on Peacock.
29:00The Casa Girls arrived the next day, and the moment the guys caught sight of them, they popped their cocks.
29:09Literally, it wasn't a sex metaphor.
29:12I don't do smutty innuendo.
29:14Oh, you suck! You gotta suck!
29:16Hey, come on, girl.
29:17What guy do you think is funny?
29:19I don't know.
29:20Mike.
29:20Mike looks so funny.
29:22Yeah.
29:22After popping cocks, the girls popped questions.
29:25The big questions.
29:26In fact, Nadja popped the question the girls were all desperate to ask.
29:31How's it been lots of bugs here?
29:32Oh, at night, you have no idea.
29:35The cockroaches are, like, your fucking cousins out here.
29:39We're not going to have to—we've got to switch the topic.
29:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:42What's everybody's type?
29:44Ooh.
29:45Fuck your favorite color.
29:47I don't give a fuck about that shit, man.
29:49I kind of like the definition of, like, a golden retriever boyfriend, you know?
29:54Like, someone, like—
29:56She wants a dog.
29:57She wants a dog.
29:59Put you on a leash.
30:00I'm kidding.
30:01I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
30:03She said put you on a leash.
30:05I'm kidding.
30:07But, yeah, just someone, like, sweet and smart and, like—
30:14Willing to, like, give me their undivided attention, you know?
30:17I definitely go for more personality as someone who knows how to tame me in the bedroom.
30:24Family is super important in morals and have a good head on your shoulders and be able to give good
30:29head.
30:32I am, like, just looking for someone that, like, matches my values.
30:35We have the same wants in life and just go for it.
30:39Like, has super passionate about certain things in their life and that's kind of what I'm just looking for.
30:44Yeah, he told me this earlier.
30:45He likes a nice ass, too.
30:46He just—
30:50Good it might to blow up Bergie's sweet Wisconsin boy game like that.
30:54That's what friends are for, right?
31:00Multiple choice question.
31:02What is a yurt?
31:03A. A place to have sex.
31:05B. A place elderly people stay.
31:07Or C. All of the above.
31:09Rob, why don't you tell us?
31:11On my farm in Alabama, my grandparents have a yurt and this girl lived two hours away.
31:17She was like, hey, like, want to hang out with you, blah, blah, blah.
31:20So she came into town, but I had nowhere to go.
31:22I was like, I really just want—it would be nice if we could get a bed.
31:25And I was like, I mean, we could go to the yurt.
31:28Like, my grandparents aren't there and it's, like, always unlocked.
31:32So I went to the yurt.
31:34My grandmother's a very paranoid woman.
31:35I knew that.
31:36But I just didn't think—
31:39No!
31:40But what the bleep did he say?
31:43The thrilling conclusion of the mystery of the yurt is right after this short break.
31:59Before the break, Rob was telling a story about the time he had sex in his grandparents' yurt.
32:05So I went to the yurt.
32:06My grandmother's a very paranoid woman.
32:08I knew that.
32:08But I just didn't think—
32:11No!
32:13But what the bleep did he say?
32:16So I went to the yurt.
32:17My grandmother's a very paranoid woman.
32:19I knew that.
32:20But I just didn't think there would be a camera inside the yurt.
32:24No!
32:25The next day.
32:26No!
32:27The next day, I get a call from my pub, Bob.
32:30He calls me, he says, Robert.
32:32I was like, I knew.
32:33I was like, he's like, me and Gigi want to go to lunch with you today.
32:36Why would they take you to lunch?
32:38Why don't they just like—
32:38It's just how they are.
32:39They're polite people.
32:41And then we had like five minutes of awkward small talk.
32:43We all knew why we were there.
32:44You can tell my grandmother's like, tell him, tell him.
32:48And then he goes, Robert.
32:52No more having sex in the year.
32:53I was like, okay, yeah, yeah, don't worry about it.
32:56Don't worry about it.
32:57Yeah.
32:58Oh, it's so embarrassing.
32:59Oh, I couldn't do it, bruh.
33:01Come on, we've all been there.
33:03Hooking up in an elderly couple's yurt.
33:06The look on my producer's face is telling me we haven't all been there.
33:16What I love most about Casa more isn't the intrigue, the relationship test, or the fact
33:21Casa's Spanish, even though we're in Fiji.
33:24I love the first chats that are more awkward than me not bothering to write a punchline for
33:28this joke.
33:32Are you nervous?
33:34No.
33:35Are you real nervous?
33:35Do I seem nervous?
33:38Anyways.
33:41You know, I kind of want to travel.
33:43Okay.
33:44Where would you want to go?
33:45Anywhere.
33:46Anywhere?
33:46Where's your number one place?
33:47If you can go right now.
33:48Right now.
33:48You've got to, your bags packed, you're free together.
33:50Well, we're in Fiji, but let's stay.
33:52Okay, let's stay.
34:02Like, I don't know.
34:02Rome.
34:03Rome.
34:04Okay, that's a good choice.
34:05I don't know if Rome and Italy are the same.
34:08I'm sorry, Mr. Davenport.
34:09I wasn't listening.
34:13I was homeschooled until high school, and so I was pretty much just a little wild boy.
34:18Until high school?
34:19Until a long day.
34:19Oh, so you're a weird homeschool kid, huh?
34:22Yeah.
34:23Anyways.
34:24Yeah.
34:24But, so, but I'm not, I shouldn't have told you that.
34:29Rome and Italy.
34:30Rome and Italy.
34:31Italy has to be, Rome has to be in Italy.
34:35I'm sure it is.
34:36Yeah.
34:36So we'll go with it.
34:37You know, you see the islanders say silly things sometimes, and you're like, that's so easy.
34:42Now I understand.
34:47Do you like, do you like my fit?
34:49Hmm?
34:50This is my uncle's.
34:51He died in it.
34:52Your uncle?
34:53Yeah.
34:55Nuh-uh.
34:56Hmm.
34:57Straight up?
34:57Hmm.
34:58Yeah.
34:59Anyways.
35:01Yeah, that's pretty much it.
35:03That's a great line to use, if you really love being single.
35:18The bathroom bidet is used to wash your butt, not to drink from.
35:22I learned that the hard way in a bathhouse in the Middle East.
35:25KK learned the easy way.
35:28Y'all, it's the booty washer and the toilet.
35:30Really?
35:31What you call it?
35:33Give it a little, a little spin.
35:36Give it a little shot.
35:38What you call the bangs?
35:40A du-what?
35:41A du-bay.
35:43A du-bay, a du-bay.
35:44No, that's on the bed.
35:47Let's see what happens.
35:48What is it called?
35:50Did it work?
35:57What?
36:05A du-bay.
36:08Can you give me a tail?
36:09Yes, ma'am.
36:10Because of my booty weight.
36:13Nobody better not pick this one up.
36:15That is so funny.
36:19I don't know what I was expecting, but what is it that?
36:23On Love Island, flushing your butt is all on a bidet's work.
36:37Want this summer to not be a bummer?
36:40Then get your pom-poms out at the Love Island cheerleading camp.
36:44Ready?
36:45Okay.
36:46Okay.
36:47Will you shoot your shot?
36:48Squeeze your butt, girl, squeeze your butt.
36:50Do bits?
36:52And will you go all the way?
36:55One, two, three, VIP!
36:57So if you've got what it takes to bring it on, then never apply because this camp does not exist.
37:04But the Festival of Unseen Bits after the break absolutely does.
37:09The best cast have more to do it!
37:11The best cast!
37:13Come on everybody and clap your hands!
37:17Let me branch down down!
37:29Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits!
37:33Let's roll right into it!
37:35Because we picked the best unseen moments for your enjoyment!
37:39So don't panic!
37:41Oh!
37:41What is it?
37:43The party never stops!
37:48At Love Island USA Unseen Bits!
37:51Have I ever done a golden shower?
37:53It's a golden shower.
37:56It's a golden shower.
37:58Hannah might be away at Casa More, but that doesn't stop Marco from showing off how skilled
38:03he is with his fingers.
38:05Can you make finger origami?
38:07Like this?
38:09Huh?
38:11What the fuck is that?
38:12That's a dog?
38:14I don't see that shit, bro.
38:16What?
38:16I don't see it.
38:17You don't see the dog?
38:18This is his ears, his eyes.
38:20How do you not see this dog?
38:21I don't see shit.
38:22Are you kidding me?
38:24This is a fucking dog.
38:26Are you blind?
38:28Maybe like on the shadow or something like I'll be able to see it.
38:32Like this.
38:34I mean how is that not a dog?
38:35Are you fucking kidding me?
38:36You can't be serious.
38:38Look.
38:39You're tripping, bro.
38:41What's this?
38:43A bunny.
38:44Whoa.
38:45You got that one.
38:46What's this one?
38:47A crocodile.
38:50How do you not know this is a dog?
38:53Bro, I'm having a really hard time seeing that.
38:56You can't be fucking serious.
38:58No.
38:59Look at the fucking hand.
39:00There's a fucking ear like I think of a German Shepherd.
39:03There's a fucking ear here.
39:04There's an eye here.
39:07So either Kenzo, you know, is allergic to dogs or just doesn't want to see this dog,
39:13but how is that not a dog?
39:15So I think Kenzo needs some thinking.
39:17Think of his eye right here.
39:18Think of his eye right here.
39:19Err.
39:20Err.
39:21Err.
39:21You see it, right?
39:22Hell no, bro.
39:23You know what I'm seeing?
39:24I've seen a lot of dogs in my life and that had fucking, like, it wasn't even close.
39:30I don't know.
39:31I don't see shit, bro.
39:33I think you're going crazy without Hannah in here.
39:35Clearly.
39:38Hey, Leo.
39:40What is this?
39:43What's it look like?
39:44A dog.
39:45A dog?
39:45A fish.
39:46An alligator?
39:47Dog.
39:49You're telling me someone 20 yards away knows this is a fucking dog and I put it in front
39:53of your face and I'm barking and you don't see a dog?
39:55No.
39:55Hell no.
39:57Really?
39:58Then you know this is actually a butterfly.
40:02A bird.
40:03It's a butterfly, bro.
40:05Look at this.
40:05Look at the mouth.
40:07A butterfly doesn't have a mouth, Kenzo.
40:09So this is a bird?
40:11I mean, this is clearly a butterfly, like...
40:16I still see a butterfly.
40:18It's a llama.
40:21What's this one?
40:25What's this one?
40:26Elephant.
40:26Okay.
40:33What's this one?
40:34Monkey, bro.
40:36What about this one?
40:39Is it a spider?
40:43It's a dog!
40:47What the fuck?
40:48It's so hard.
40:50That was honestly one of the most confusing moments of my life.
40:53There's no way that was a dog.
40:55Do you know any animals with your fingers?
41:00Am I going crazy?
41:01I know some finger origami.
41:03Look!
41:04Oh, wait.
41:05Sometimes I forget I'm just as unseen as this next bit.
41:13Love Island.
41:15The most sensual island-based show on Earth.
41:18But what really happens in the bedroom when the lights go out?
41:21Let's go deep undercover to see what's going on under the covers.
41:29Islanders After Dark.
41:31Casa Amor Edition.
41:36It's Jonah and Taylor C.
41:38They're tucking each other's shirts in.
41:41So helpful, but nothing to see here.
41:46It's Kenan and Nazia.
41:48Oh, she's just scratching an itch on his inner thigh.
41:51So nothing to see here.
41:55What's happening here?
41:57They're studying resuscitation for their first aid exam.
42:02Hello.
42:03What are Leo and Johnny up to?
42:06Oh, they're just practicing their steps for a slow barn dance.
42:10Nothing to see here.
42:14Oh, this is more like it.
42:18Rob's in bed brushing his teeth.
42:20Finally, something sexy.
42:27How disappointing.
42:28I'm so sorry the only sexy thing here was my voice.
42:34Actually, let's just hope it's far steamier on the other side of this break.
42:52Welcome back to Love Island Jersey Unseen Bits.
42:55We bring the Casa Sharks.
42:59Sorry.
43:00You saw that on my hand?
43:01Yeah, I saw that.
43:01You all saw that?
43:02Okay.
43:03The Casa slip ups.
43:04I feel like that's.
43:06Yike.
43:07And all the surprise Casa kisses.
43:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:12Woohoo.
43:14Does anybody want to hold it?
43:15No, thank you.
43:19Cure the cheesy game show music.
43:22It's time for...
43:24...Bitch Hot Flex.
43:30Islanders, give us your best party trick.
43:32Party tricks are so weird.
43:34Of course I have a party trick.
43:37Arising.
43:38That is the party trick in itself.
43:40Party tricks?
43:41Oh, no.
43:43Everyone's always impressed with how much tequila I can drink.
43:47Maybe I step in.
43:49Ta-da.
43:50Let the party begin.
43:53Tomorrow night, on the violence.
43:56That's Ian Sterling.
43:57You can't tell me that's not him.
44:00I call this one lightning, and I call this one thunder.
44:02Bow.
44:04Oh, this isn't bad.
44:06This isn't that good either.
44:07Oh, my God.
44:09When I'm dancing in the party, I like to, you know, move the hips a little bit, like.
44:15Oh, shit.
44:17Hannah, banana.
44:20I can do a party trick with banana, but it might be PG-13.
44:23I can do a party trick with you.
44:24Oh, shit.
44:26Oh, shit.
44:26You got supernatural power.
44:29Oh, there we go.
44:31So, I'm very coordinated.
44:34That's what it is.
44:35Shout out to my dad.
44:38Thanks.
44:39Mm, mm, mm.
44:41Yeah, I got supernatural power.
44:44Ta-da.
44:45I will try to blow this balloon out
44:53Okay, wait, give me a minute
44:59Okay, 30 seconds starting now
45:08Holy shit
45:11Fuck it
45:13Oh
45:14Damn
45:15This is a long banana
45:17Like little bird whistle. I can whistle like a bird
45:23And then they'll be like
45:30Man who invented this thing Cassie the great magician. I have something for you bubbles
45:38I think that yeah, my party trick is probably the the Irish goodbye
45:43Which is leaving a party without saying bye
45:45Yeah, oh
45:49Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
45:53Where did they go?
45:54Okay, goodbye. I just made them disappear
45:59Tune in next week for another gripping installment of
46:03Beach hot legs
46:09Before I bust a move here's a few of my memes from the party trick beach hot legs
46:15There's this one
46:20And this one
46:24Meme your favorite moment of the show and post it on social media
46:28Hashtag love island USA
46:30Hashtag unseen bits
46:32See you next week
46:34Oh
47:04You
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