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00:00:17Ever and ever, forever and ever, you'll be the one
00:00:25That shines on me like the morning sun
00:00:33Wake up!
00:00:56Good morning!
00:01:04That's a good leg
00:01:07Okay, fine, but we have to be fast
00:01:12Are you close?
00:01:14I really can't start sweating, baby
00:01:16Yeah, I'm working on it, darling
00:01:18Okay
00:01:21Okay, I'm sorry, I have to get ready
00:01:23I'm so sorry
00:01:25It's so bright in here, too
00:01:26It's just... you're sweat
00:01:29I'm sorry
00:01:29You can watch me, though
00:01:30Watch me!
00:01:32Yeah, okay, it's romantic
00:01:39Wait, what the hell?
00:01:41Oh my god, shit
00:01:43Shit
00:01:45Shit
00:01:46Oh my god, shit
00:01:48My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case
00:01:50Shit
00:01:52Oh my god, shit
00:01:54Shit
00:01:55No offense, Nai Nai, but I really have never had an issue with a guy coming before
00:01:59You know?
00:02:01Never, not in my life
00:02:02Like, usually it's the opposite problem
00:02:03Don't say it's like the age thing because I've had older boyfriends
00:02:06It's the age thing?
00:02:08Not the age thing
00:02:11It's not you, it's me
00:02:13Yeah, no shit
00:02:14I meant it's you, it's not me
00:02:17You're so funny, Niles
00:02:19Oh my god, you're hilarious
00:02:21Hey, Misty
00:02:21What?
00:02:24You kill me
00:02:25Niles!
00:02:26Look
00:02:27I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable
00:02:30But please, I'm begging you to not bring our drama here, okay?
00:02:33Because this is truly a sacred day and it doesn't belong to us
00:02:37This day belongs to Tala and it belongs to Abe
00:02:42You gonna be happy?
00:02:44Are you gonna be smiley?
00:02:46That's a weird smile
00:03:09Good day so far?
00:03:12Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same
00:03:15You?
00:03:16Today's young
00:03:17Lost me again at the end
00:03:20Anything can happen
00:03:23Not today, sounds fun
00:03:24That's a nice try though
00:03:44How gorgeous are these two? I mean, hashtag life goals, am I right, you guys? But, um, no, seriously, okay
00:03:51guys, we're all part of this gorgeous...
00:03:53No
00:03:53Come on, throw me a bone
00:03:55This isn't the day for moderation
00:03:56It's not good wine
00:03:58I don't care
00:04:00Okay, I decided to google the two most important things about marriage, love and commitment
00:04:05Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone
00:04:09And we all know these two little freaks are fine in that department, right?
00:04:13And commitment is the state or quality of being dedicated to a cause, activity, etc.
00:04:24Oh, she's done!
00:04:26Woo!
00:04:28Thank you, I love you guys
00:04:30Um, so without further ado, I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister of the bride, Sarah
00:04:37Get on up there, Peanut
00:04:39No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech
00:04:41Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor
00:04:44It's, it's, it's your main job
00:04:45She's been drinking, Howard
00:04:48Sarah
00:04:54Bonsoir, mi familia!
00:04:57Et, amici
00:04:58Who is that?
00:04:59Nails, what are you doing?
00:05:00Going in for the safe, babe, I'd like to share my thoughts on love
00:05:03What are you talking about?
00:05:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:05:05Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
00:05:06There's this guy
00:05:06Must be his boyfriend
00:05:07Why is he dressed for a luau?
00:05:09Oh my god
00:05:10I hate
00:05:12We are born, lost
00:05:17Then, we're found
00:05:19But, we're all just lost, am I right?
00:05:22Oh my god
00:05:23However, in the darkness comes light
00:05:28Talah Ann Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trenchleifen
00:05:32who do not look like siblings you see their optimism their selflessness it's in their blood
00:05:39and tala there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you but they should
00:05:44i hope you don't mind it's not just time and money that tala has given to so many charitable causes
00:05:52she has also donated of herself bone marrow that's right she gave hers to her baby brother
00:06:02nico saving his life but now it's time for us to give to you here you are
00:06:13standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here
00:06:17and it may be frightening and filled with doubt but always remember you are not alone
00:06:26everyone here is your family we are your world and we will cheer you on with
00:06:31delight in our eyes as you achieve your wildest dreams so raise a glass
00:06:41we may be born lost
00:06:45but now you are found
00:06:50cheers
00:06:55wait what
00:06:57let's dance
00:07:14i already told you no earlier randy what makes you think that i changed my mind
00:07:19i know you've had more to drink
00:07:21you can't say that to me man whatever i don't need a lecture
00:07:24but then i will talk about you i can't say that it's the only one of the people that are
00:07:54so
00:07:54but i can't say that this is not to me
00:08:26What are you smelling?
00:08:30Orchid Explosion by Fournier, right?
00:08:33Yeah. That's very weird.
00:08:36Well, I know my hair mist. I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.
00:08:39Well, I don't like it. Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year, and if I didn't
00:08:44wear it, she'd murder me.
00:08:46Yeah, makes sense.
00:08:46Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar.
00:08:49Thank you. I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip.
00:08:54Or you might just be an alcoholic.
00:08:56Could be.
00:09:00Cheers.
00:09:01Cheers.
00:09:04You're Misty's boyfriend?
00:09:05I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. I'm Sarah.
00:09:08Niles.
00:09:09Hi.
00:09:10Hi.
00:09:12So what's your deal? You don't dance?
00:09:14Plantar fasciitis, actually.
00:09:15Ah, respect.
00:09:17Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life than you can imagine.
00:09:22You might be surprised.
00:09:23And I have to say that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard.
00:09:29It's your grand.
00:09:31Wow.
00:09:35That feels good.
00:09:37Yeah, I bet.
00:09:39But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said.
00:09:41Not a word of it.
00:09:42We're all fucking alone.
00:09:48Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe go someplace where we could be alone, do you?
00:09:53Wow.
00:09:54That is very forward of you.
00:09:58What's your rush?
00:10:00Well, it's just, you know, your dad and your mom are about...
00:10:04Stepmom and mom's dead.
00:10:05Oh.
00:10:06Yeah, well, um, they're about to sing a song and I, I just can't handle that right now.
00:10:15And, uh, what would Misty think about us running off together?
00:10:19I have a feeling she'd be okay with it.
00:10:21Oh my god, we're so bad.
00:10:22We're so bad.
00:10:24Oh my god.
00:10:26I can't say I ever liked her.
00:10:27Yeah, she has her moments, but this one hurts.
00:10:31Why don't you go in there and stop them?
00:10:33Trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together.
00:10:43Well, if it makes you feel any better, my whole family is embarrassed by me.
00:10:48They all see me as a, uh, as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much.
00:10:52Why would they think that?
00:10:54Because I fuck around and drink too much.
00:10:55Hmm.
00:10:57Which they tell me.
00:10:57All the time.
00:10:59And then they, uh, try to take care of me and it is absolutely suffocating.
00:11:05Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help.
00:11:07Exactly.
00:11:08I can fend for myself.
00:11:09Of course you can.
00:11:10You don't need a leg up.
00:11:11Hold my leg up.
00:11:12Oh.
00:11:14That was weird.
00:11:15Oh my god.
00:11:16This is so fucked up.
00:11:18So fucked up.
00:11:20It's kind of hot, though.
00:11:22Don't you kiss me.
00:11:24Don't you tell me what to do.
00:11:34I can't.
00:11:38I give up.
00:11:39I just, will you just please take off your clothes?
00:11:41Yeah, you got it.
00:11:47Ha, nice.
00:11:48Yeah.
00:11:56Yeah, yeah.
00:12:00You wear underwear under your bathing suit?
00:12:03Yeah, doesn't everybody?
00:12:06Ow, fuck!
00:12:08What the fuck is happening?
00:12:09I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit!
00:12:14Oh my god!
00:12:16What the fuck?
00:12:17What the fuck is happening?
00:12:19Oh my god!
00:12:20Holy fucking shit!
00:12:35You're a sick fuck, Roy!
00:13:00Keep running, shitbird.
00:13:02I will always find you.
00:13:21Niles?
00:13:33Niles?
00:13:37No, stop!
00:13:38Don't come in here!
00:13:40Are you okay?
00:13:41Don't come in here!
00:13:44Wake up!
00:13:47Good morning!
00:13:56That's a good leg.
00:13:58Okay, fine.
00:14:00But we have to be fast.
00:14:09Oh man, oh man, oh man, yes man, stupidity.
00:14:16Is she gone?
00:14:17Good day so far?
00:14:18Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.
00:14:21You?
00:14:22Today's young.
00:14:23Ask me again at the end.
00:14:26Anything can happen.
00:14:28You!
00:14:29What the fuck did you do to me?
00:14:33What the fuck did you do to me?
00:14:35Hey, come here!
00:14:37Get out of the water!
00:14:38Get out of the water!
00:14:43Get out of the water!
00:14:52Tell me what the fuck is going on!
00:14:56You're a sick fuck, Roy!
00:15:08Niles?
00:15:09Niles?
00:15:10Niles?
00:15:11Don't come in here!
00:15:12Are you okay?
00:15:13Don't come in here!
00:15:18Hello?
00:15:28What the fuck?
00:15:30Niles?
00:15:32Niles?
00:15:38Niles?
00:15:51It's going to be a beautiful wedding!
00:15:54What the fuck?
00:16:00I found Sarah!
00:16:03We were looking for you all morning, honey.
00:16:06Okay.
00:16:07Come on!
00:16:10Are you all right?
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13Sarah, peanut.
00:16:16You must have gotten up early.
00:16:18I checked your room at six.
00:16:20Yeah, I...
00:16:22went on a hike.
00:16:24Well, you look exhausted.
00:16:26Stay hydrated.
00:16:27Dad, is this...
00:16:28This is, uh...
00:16:29This is really happening.
00:16:30Right?
00:16:32I...
00:16:32I...
00:16:33I don't understand your question.
00:16:36This...
00:16:36This day already happened.
00:16:39What are you saying?
00:16:41It felt real.
00:16:44It felt so real.
00:16:48Are you on drugs again?
00:16:55What the fuck did you do to me?
00:16:58Hey, come here.
00:16:59I'm not going to hurt you.
00:17:00Just get out of the water.
00:17:01Come here.
00:17:02I'm not going to hurt you.
00:17:07Tell me what the fuck is going on?
00:17:10Sarah!
00:17:11Oh my God!
00:17:12What are you doing?
00:17:14Oh!
00:17:15Whoops.
00:17:16I'm okay.
00:17:17Oh my God, I'm okay.
00:17:18You're okay.
00:17:19Oh my God!
00:17:20Jerry, give me the teeth.
00:17:21Oh God!
00:17:22Oh God!
00:17:22The three front teeth are pretty much broken off.
00:17:24There's one full canine, and I guess...
00:17:26This is like a big day for everyone.
00:17:28This is a big day for me too!
00:17:29The wedding is today. It's six hours.
00:17:32Sarah, why are you standing there like a freak?
00:17:34Why were you in the pool?
00:17:35This doesn't make any sense.
00:17:36This doesn't make any fucking sense.
00:17:38Sarah, you're here.
00:17:40What happened? She can't see me.
00:17:41What happened? Is she okay?
00:17:42Hey, get out!
00:17:44She'll be okay.
00:17:45I'm taking Tyler into town.
00:17:47This dentist lose teeth.
00:17:49I love you, Daddy.
00:17:53Sarah, you're thinking it worse.
00:17:55Sarah, no.
00:18:01Guess you followed me.
00:18:03What's going on?
00:18:06I tried to stop you.
00:18:09But what is this?
00:18:11When is this?
00:18:13Yeah, about that.
00:18:16So, this is today.
00:18:20Today is yesterday.
00:18:22And tomorrow is also today.
00:18:25It's one of those infinite time-loop situations
00:18:29you might have heard about.
00:18:30That I might have heard about?
00:18:32Yeah.
00:18:33How do I stop it?
00:18:34I don't want tomorrow to be today.
00:18:36I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.
00:18:37Right.
00:18:38That's natural.
00:18:40Unfortunately, that's never going to happen.
00:18:43Tomorrow will always and forever now be today.
00:18:46Today, so.
00:18:50Right.
00:18:54Well, how about this?
00:18:56Tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine.
00:19:00Which way is that cave?
00:19:03You don't want to go there.
00:19:05I don't want to go there.
00:19:05I don't want to go there.
00:19:08I don't want to go there.
00:19:14I don't want to go there.
00:19:16I don't want to go there.
00:19:18I don't want to go there.
00:19:19I don't want to go there.
00:19:20I don't want to go there.
00:19:22I don't want to go there.
00:19:23I don't want to go there.
00:19:24I don't want to go there.
00:19:25I don't want to go there.
00:19:26I don't want to go there.
00:19:27I don't want to go there.
00:19:27I don't want to go there.
00:19:27I don't want to go there.
00:19:28I don't want to go there.
00:19:29I don't want to go there.
00:19:30I don't want to go there.
00:19:31I don't want to go there.
00:19:46Please, where is it?
00:19:49You gotta wait.
00:19:51Oh my god, fuck you, just tell me.
00:19:59Where?
00:20:02I told you.
00:20:04You gotta wait.
00:20:07What?
00:20:08Where, where is it?
00:20:11Wait for it.
00:20:14Almost.
00:20:18I am the Antichrist.
00:20:34I'm just kidding.
00:20:35There is no god.
00:20:36The earthquake happens every day, but check it out.
00:20:41Opens up the cave.
00:20:44You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there.
00:20:47Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning.
00:20:51Same thing if you stick around.
00:20:52The second you fall asleep, it all just goes back to the start.
00:20:57But will this day end?
00:20:58If I go in there?
00:21:00Sure, for you.
00:21:03You're wasting your time!
00:21:15It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
00:21:17No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:21Wake up.
00:21:24Good morning!
00:21:47She didn't leave a note.
00:21:48Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
00:21:51Don't say that.
00:22:00Or she's scared.
00:22:01Of what?
00:22:02Families, weddings, intimacy, melanoma, nanotech, round-the-clock surveillance, sauce.
00:22:11She'll be back.
00:22:17And how gorgeous are these two?
00:22:19I mean, hashtag life goals, am I right, you guys?
00:22:24Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, I know this is supposed to be, like, three minutes.
00:22:29Keep your point by fire at it!
00:22:31Yeah!
00:22:32Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:22:34We're snowing away, yeah!
00:22:39Oh!
00:22:47Oh!
00:22:49Oh!
00:22:50Oh!
00:22:51Oh!
00:22:51Oh!
00:22:53Oh!
00:22:55Oh!
00:22:56Oh!
00:22:57Oh!
00:23:13I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh my God!
00:23:16Sarah?
00:23:16Oh, excuse me.
00:23:17Hi.
00:23:18Wake up.
00:23:19Sarah, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:21Sarah, what are you doing?
00:23:22Get dressed.
00:23:23I can't be here anymore.
00:23:26Oh my God.
00:23:28Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:23:30No.
00:23:32You're cheating on me, you goof.
00:23:37Wait, what?
00:23:40I don't know what it is.
00:23:41It could be life.
00:23:42It could be death.
00:23:44It might be a dream.
00:23:45I might be imagining you.
00:23:46You might be imagining me.
00:23:47It could be purgatory or a glitch in the simulation
00:23:49that we're both in.
00:23:50I don't know.
00:23:52So, I decided a while ago to sort of give up
00:23:56and stop trying to make sense of things altogether.
00:23:58Because the only way to really live in this
00:24:01is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
00:24:04Well, then what's the point of living?
00:24:06Well, we kind of have no choice but to live.
00:24:11So, I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.
00:24:17So we can't die?
00:24:18No.
00:24:19The loop just starts over.
00:24:20There might be some way to kill yourself, but I haven't figured it out.
00:24:23And I've done a lot of suicides.
00:24:26So many.
00:24:28No.
00:24:29No, I'm gonna get out of this.
00:24:35Suit yourself.
00:24:38What are you doing?
00:24:39Bracing for a quick death.
00:24:41I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real.
00:24:44There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.
00:24:52We could just skip this whole phase.
00:24:54Go get a beer.
00:24:55You know?
00:24:57We're not.
00:24:58Whatever.
00:25:01See you tomorrow.
00:25:03Wake up.
00:25:09So, as I was saying, you just have to find peace.
00:25:14You know?
00:25:15I drove all the way back home to Austin, and I still woke up here.
00:25:21That's how it works.
00:25:22One time, I smoked a bunch of crystal and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.
00:25:27It was a huge waste of time.
00:25:28They detained me as soon as I got off the plane.
00:25:30I was acting a little odd.
00:25:33And then I passed out in a couple of minutes.
00:25:35Woke up back here.
00:25:37Whoop!
00:25:39Darla!
00:25:40You and me, a hundred bucks.
00:25:43Who the fuck are you?
00:25:46Don't you know how to hustle, kid?
00:25:48I'm an honest man, Darla.
00:25:50You're gonna lose this game.
00:25:52But you can keep your money.
00:25:55Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you?
00:25:59Fuck.
00:26:08That was Roy.
00:26:10He was a guest at the wedding.
00:26:13Abe's dad's cousin of the Shaliefen clan.
00:26:17That's about all I know about the dude.
00:26:19Yeah, but why was he trying to kill you?
00:26:27One night, a very long time ago, I partied with Roy.
00:26:35I mean, this was back in the early days, before I had really acquainted myself with everyone.
00:26:39I was just feeling my way through it.
00:26:41Is that tuna?
00:26:41Yes, sir.
00:26:47I know you know, but you don't know that I know.
00:26:50Or do you know?
00:26:51Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring?
00:26:55Are you being a dick to the bartender?
00:26:58I would like a Moscato, please.
00:26:59Sure.
00:27:01What might have been and what has been point to one end, which is always present.
00:27:08Second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please.
00:27:19I like your hat.
00:27:20Of course you do.
00:27:23Thank you, man.
00:27:25To the struggle.
00:27:32Confucius said marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow that makes you forget who you are.
00:27:36He did not.
00:27:37But there is a bottom, my friend.
00:27:40And it is a fucking dark place.
00:27:47What do you say, man?
00:27:48You want to, uh, dance a little bit?
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:53You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit?
00:27:56Trevor.
00:27:57He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.
00:27:59Tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share.
00:28:02Money, um, but tonight is not about me.
00:28:07You all right?
00:28:09Got him.
00:28:10I don't know what that was.
00:28:15Oi, open up your cunts.
00:28:16Give me that shit back, come on.
00:28:18Oi, we're on your top picks.
00:28:21We're in shit, we're in shit.
00:28:23We are in shit.
00:28:24We are in shit.
00:28:25You're alive.
00:28:27Oi, come on.
00:28:27We are in shit.
00:28:28We're in shit.
00:28:38This is the greatest night of my life.
00:28:54I wish I could just live out here forever.
00:29:00Follow me.
00:29:04What is it?
00:29:05Your ancestors are in there.
00:29:09My ancestors are in there?
00:29:11Your answers are the answers you're looking for.
00:29:15Oh, okay.
00:29:16That's totally a different thing, but...
00:29:21I'm in.
00:29:25It didn't take too much.
00:29:28Wait, Roy, wait, wait.
00:29:32Wait.
00:29:33That was a mistake.
00:29:34When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly.
00:29:39Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day,
00:29:41so he only comes around once every few days, four weeks.
00:29:46I don't know.
00:29:46My sense of time is a little fuzzy.
00:29:48But what does he want?
00:29:49I think he thinks it's revenge.
00:29:52Run, rabbit, run!
00:29:55He may have some anger issues.
00:29:58You said you didn't want the date in!
00:30:02What's that smell?
00:30:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:30:09So, I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again.
00:30:13Amen to that.
00:30:15I tied my tubes of 40.
00:30:17Yeah.
00:30:18You have to confront him, right?
00:30:19I mean, you cannot keep running from this person forever.
00:30:22What are you talking about?
00:30:26Of course I can't.
00:30:28Hey, come on.
00:30:29Burrito truck just opened.
00:30:30Hey!
00:30:31That's for you.
00:30:32Keep the change, okay?
00:30:33But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today.
00:30:38You know that's a scam.
00:30:39Of course, yeah.
00:30:40I just like to give back whenever I can.
00:30:42You know, material matters don't really concern me.
00:30:46With the exception of booze and burritos and designer drugs and candy.
00:30:49Obviously, I'm not a Puritan.
00:30:50And sex, I assume.
00:30:52You fuck other people in here?
00:30:53Great question.
00:30:54You must, right?
00:30:55I have, but, you know, it takes a lot of work.
00:30:58And I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible.
00:31:01Huh.
00:31:04Have we roped up?
00:31:05No.
00:31:06At least I don't think so.
00:31:08So, like, who else?
00:31:10Right.
00:31:10Uh, well...
00:31:11Besides Misty.
00:31:12Daisy, the barkeep.
00:31:13You know, I once hit a guy with his car.
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:20I don't think he ever walked again.
00:31:23Ugh.
00:31:25Darla.
00:31:26Oh.
00:31:27If you insist.
00:31:28I bet that was great.
00:31:30You would have bet right.
00:31:31What about Tala?
00:31:31No.
00:31:32But I have tried.
00:31:34May I cut in?
00:31:37It's the first dance.
00:31:39And that's a deal breaker?
00:31:41And that didn't work?
00:31:42It was a big swing.
00:31:43Right.
00:31:44Hey, who else?
00:31:45Hey.
00:31:47There you go.
00:31:48You fucked Jerry Schlieffen?
00:31:50Well, he fucked me.
00:31:51He put his penis in my butthole.
00:31:53Yeah, I know how it works.
00:31:54I'm really glad I tried it.
00:31:55He's a sweet guy.
00:31:57Nice shot.
00:31:58And that's it?
00:31:59That's all you got?
00:32:00Oh.
00:32:02Your dad.
00:32:04What are we doing?
00:32:08I don't know.
00:32:09Nah, I'm just kidding.
00:32:10Oh, my God.
00:32:11I got you, though.
00:32:13You did.
00:32:13What about you?
00:32:15What's going on with your sex life?
00:32:18Nice try.
00:32:19Hmm?
00:32:21I'm not gonna sleep with you.
00:32:23You asked me about mine.
00:32:24I was just being courteous.
00:32:25I mean, I might have the other night.
00:32:27You know, I would have, but...
00:32:29Not now, though.
00:32:30Yeah.
00:32:31I was thinking the exact same thing.
00:32:32You know?
00:32:33We're gonna be seeing each other all the time.
00:32:35Let's just keep it simple.
00:32:36Don't overcomplicate it.
00:32:40We've never had sex?
00:32:42Again, my memory is pretty shot, but I don't think so.
00:32:46Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon.
00:32:48You wanna head back?
00:32:49Is that a joke?
00:32:52No.
00:32:53Why would I do that?
00:32:54I don't know.
00:32:55Eat, drink, dance, bask in love.
00:32:57That is not love.
00:32:57Of course it is.
00:32:58Tala's in love.
00:32:59You don't actually know what you're talking about.
00:33:01We, you, me, everyone.
00:33:02Everyone we know.
00:33:03Nobody can stand the idea of being alone.
00:33:08So we...
00:33:10Buy into this pageantry and celebrate.
00:33:14Bullshit.
00:33:15Alright, so no wedding then.
00:33:16Where do you wanna go?
00:33:19Oh my god.
00:33:22Maybe it's a karma thing.
00:33:24What is?
00:33:25Yeah, what if it's like...
00:33:27To get out of this...
00:33:29You have to be selfless and then you're free.
00:33:31I just bought a hundred dollar candy bar and I'm still here.
00:33:33Yeah, but not like that.
00:33:34Like real acts of selflessness.
00:33:36Like the bone marrow shit that Tala does.
00:33:38You know, like what if...
00:33:38Oh my god.
00:33:39What if life just keeps going for everyone else here,
00:33:41but not you and me until we've earned our way out?
00:33:43You've really never thought about this before?
00:33:45Yeah, no.
00:33:45I've never thought about the multiverse.
00:33:47Alright.
00:33:47Fine.
00:33:48Let's say you're right and that would work.
00:33:50What's the most selfless act you can think of?
00:33:53Something that would guarantee this day to end.
00:33:59And I have full faith in your abilities to keep the boat afloat.
00:34:08And now, old mate Abe, he's gonna say his vows.
00:34:12Actually, just...
00:34:14Sorry.
00:34:14Hold on.
00:34:15One second.
00:34:16Take that.
00:34:49Are you joking right now?
00:35:02Alright!
00:35:03Get down!
00:35:04Get down!
00:35:05Get down!
00:35:09Hey!
00:35:09Hey!
00:35:10Hey!
00:35:10This place is...
00:35:11Get off me!
00:35:12Get off me!
00:35:12I should never have left the Great Lakes!
00:35:14This place is a nightmare!
00:35:16It's all right, Randy.
00:35:17It's all right, Randy.
00:35:18Everything is great.
00:35:19Sorry!
00:35:20Uh, well, the gods have spoken, and they approved this marriage.
00:35:27What the hell did you say to her?
00:35:29Sister stuff.
00:35:30But I think I'm good.
00:35:31Selflessness is just...
00:35:32It's fantastic.
00:35:34Right.
00:35:36Uh-oh, Alan.
00:35:37You owe me a shot of whiskey.
00:35:41Alan.
00:35:43Well, Niles, this has been great.
00:35:45Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting.
00:35:48And hey, in all your future loops, please keep me out of that fucking cave.
00:35:54And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you.
00:35:59Deal with him.
00:36:00There.
00:36:01That could be your way out.
00:36:02Well, you seem to have it all figured out.
00:36:04Good luck.
00:36:07I'm coming.
00:36:09Oh, Sarah?
00:36:10Didn't work.
00:36:12Life is meaningless.
00:36:13Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:36:14Oh, my God.
00:36:18Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:36:21What?
00:36:23This isn't funny.
00:36:24This isn't funny.
00:36:25Okay, stop.
00:36:27I'm serious.
00:36:28Stop copying me!
00:36:30Stop pretending like you know everything!
00:36:32Sarah!
00:36:35Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:36:36Wait, what?
00:36:37And what is this place?
00:36:39This is kind of a safe house for me.
00:36:42The family who lives here is out of town.
00:36:44I don't know when they're coming back, but it's not today.
00:36:53Let's waste some time.
00:36:55Black woman under water drowning.
00:36:59Sinking in a funny way.
00:37:04Hey!
00:37:05What's the mustache?
00:37:08Break my wife run off with.
00:37:11The ocean will have us all.
00:37:14The ocean will have us all.
00:37:41The ocean will have us all.
00:37:44The ocean will have us all.
00:37:46Oh, my God!
00:37:52Oh, this is fucking crazy!
00:37:57Uh-oh.
00:38:13What the hell?
00:38:17Oh, this is fucking crazy!
00:38:19Oh, this is fucking crazy!
00:38:27Yeah!
00:38:36Woo!
00:38:38Yeah!
00:38:44Woo!
00:38:47Oh, this is fucking crazy!
00:38:52Yeah!
00:38:53Oh!
00:38:54Ha!
00:38:55Woo-hoo!
00:38:57Wow!
00:39:00Sarah!
00:39:01Where have you been?
00:39:02Tala's pissed!
00:39:03I missed you.
00:39:05What?
00:39:05I want you to meet me in the bathroom.
00:39:08Uh, all right.
00:39:10And I want you to wear this.
00:39:14Oh, um, sure.
00:39:18Can I keep my shirt on?
00:39:19Mm-hmm.
00:39:20Ha!
00:39:23Ha!
00:39:25Ha!
00:39:26Ha!
00:39:27Ha!
00:39:28Ha!
00:39:29Ha!
00:39:30Ha!
00:39:34And there's flames coming off the back and everything?
00:39:36Oh, yeah.
00:39:37It's such an awesome car.
00:39:37How close are you sticking to my sketch?
00:39:39I stuck to it exactly.
00:39:41You're gonna love it.
00:39:42Awesome.
00:39:42It looks really cool.
00:39:44Oh, no, oh, no.
00:39:46Make her alive.
00:39:48Hey, beauty, ma'oli.
00:39:50Wait!
00:39:50Stop!
00:39:51There's a bomb in the cake.
00:39:53Don't worry.
00:39:54I used to be a bomb guy.
00:39:57Everyone stand back!
00:40:01Oh, my God!
00:40:03Try it out!
00:40:04You son of a bitch!
00:40:06You ruined my plans!
00:40:07Sarah, the sister of the bride, and based on her accent, from origins unknown.
00:40:14I'll take her dead or alive.
00:40:15Put the weapon down.
00:40:17Fine.
00:40:17Then it's to be hand-to-hand combat then.
00:40:20Oh, my God!
00:40:21Niles!
00:40:22How's it going?
00:40:23Is it good?
00:40:23Yeah, it looks really good.
00:40:25And are the balls smooth and hairless like I asked for?
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:27And are you getting the jizz right?
00:40:29Dotted lines.
00:40:30Straight across.
00:40:30Okay.
00:40:31Ready?
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:36Ta-da!
00:40:39Wow!
00:40:41That's beautiful.
00:40:43I'm not that old though, am I?
00:40:44Yeah.
00:41:01Think of it like this.
00:41:04Everything in this void, the space where the candy bar once was but is now in my stomach,
00:41:10is the past and everything that's remaining is the future encased in
00:41:17chocolate I have no interest in this emptiness you know the who what why of
00:41:24your past you got here that's all that matters but if you really want to know
00:41:27someone deeper it does matter what does you have to know the whole package I
00:41:34disagree this the next bite that's all that mattered I was married for two
00:41:46years I knew it wasn't gonna work I knew it wasn't gonna work out the moment that
00:41:56I said yes I knew it wasn't gonna work out when I moved to Austin for him I knew it
00:42:00wasn't gonna work out as I walked down the aisle but I went through with it and
00:42:09it didn't work out now ignoring all that would make me destined to repeat it
00:42:26what about you hmm are you gonna tell me anything about there's nothing what
00:42:36about your life before you get stuck in here close your job
00:42:51I honestly can't remember my god that's bullshit Niles no I'm serious
00:42:58wow it's been such a long time
00:43:11these are fantastic mushrooms
00:43:26well then I just feel sorry for you yeah oh wow well if you feel sorry for me
00:43:33then that must mean that you care about me Niles it what no when I say that I
00:43:40feel sorry it's like it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry that
00:43:45you know I finished one beer and now I have to open a new one you know no I'm not
00:43:51sorry anymore it's just a fleeting feeling right it drifts away just like they all do
00:44:04what do you mean it just drifts away like they all do like what is drifted away
00:44:22everything
00:44:23everything
00:44:29anyways
00:44:31cheers
00:44:33to pretending not to care
00:44:36I like that
00:44:38I like that
00:44:38I know you do
00:44:39to pretending
00:44:49that's Nile
00:44:53my god
00:44:54do you see them too
00:44:58are they real
00:45:01who cares
00:45:02who cares
00:45:25night
00:45:26good
00:45:37bye
00:45:38niels
00:45:39mm-hmm
00:45:41let's just get it over with
00:45:49okay
00:45:51okay
00:46:05What?
00:46:07I just...
00:46:09I just...
00:46:11I just...
00:46:13I just...
00:46:19I just...
00:46:22I just...
00:46:24I just...
00:46:26What?
00:46:27What?
00:46:31I just...
00:46:32What?
00:46:49It's going to be a beautiful wedding.
00:47:09Hey, um, sorry, you, um, you should probably go, you know, before somebody sees you.
00:47:43Sarah?
00:47:44Yeah.
00:47:50Gotta say, I kind of felt a little different this morning.
00:47:58Like, like, you know, kind of good.
00:48:06Because last night.
00:48:12Oh, yeah.
00:48:14Yeah.
00:48:17Is that a yeah for Gret, or?
00:48:20Yeah, it was fun.
00:48:22It was fun.
00:48:24Yeah, sounds like it.
00:48:30I can't keep waking up in here.
00:48:34Yeah, the waking up is always weird.
00:48:36But, you know, going to bed maybe just got a little better.
00:48:41Right?
00:48:42This cop's been following us for miles.
00:48:47Right?
00:48:49Do you want to talk about it, or?
00:48:51The cop?
00:48:52No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night.
00:48:55You said we should have sex, and then we had sex.
00:48:57What's there to talk about?
00:49:00It's all meaningless.
00:49:01Right?
00:49:02I mean, I hope it's not all meaningless.
00:49:10So what, we're just littering now?
00:49:11God.
00:49:12Nothing.
00:49:13What is this guy's deal?
00:49:24Oh, there we go.
00:49:26Finally.
00:49:26What are you doing?
00:49:27You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:30And I'm very curious to see what it's all about.
00:49:32Aren't you?
00:49:32No.
00:49:34No, no, no, no, don't.
00:49:36I think it might be him.
00:49:37Him?
00:49:38Roy.
00:49:40That fucker.
00:49:44Don't stop.
00:49:45If you're not going to take care of this, someone has to.
00:49:48No.
00:49:49Someone doesn't have to.
00:49:50We've been over this.
00:49:51I'm serious.
00:49:51I'm serious.
00:49:53Help!
00:49:55He's trying to kill me!
00:49:58He's trying to kill me!
00:50:01He's trying to kill me!
00:50:03Sir, step out of the vehicle with your hands up.
00:50:10Is that him?
00:50:11Sir, we do not comply.
00:50:13I'll have no choice but to remove you my force.
00:50:21Ah, okay!
00:50:25I'm coming out!
00:50:30Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman.
00:50:32I thought you were someone else.
00:50:36You should always go with that first instinct, shitbird.
00:50:45Hey, Roy.
00:50:54Did you call for backup?
00:50:57Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
00:50:59Oh, come on.
00:51:00Relax.
00:51:00Relax.
00:51:00I just, uh, I just clipped him.
00:51:02You did not just clip him!
00:51:03He's a fucking sadist!
00:51:05I was just saving you!
00:51:06You should be thanking me!
00:51:07He was going to kill you!
00:51:08Okay, well, no thank you!
00:51:09Freeze!
00:51:10Put your hands above your head!
00:51:11Suck my dick, officer, bitch!
00:51:13Seriously, man.
00:51:14Just leave us alone.
00:51:14Are you going to fucking tase me, fuckface?
00:51:16Oh, yeah, go ahead and tase me!
00:51:18Come on, just do it!
00:51:22I'm touching your bike!
00:51:23Uh-oh!
00:51:24Uh-oh!
00:51:25Uh-oh!
00:51:25Uh-oh!
00:51:25What the hell is going on with you?
00:51:29What?
00:51:30You got a little out of hand.
00:51:32You think?
00:51:34Sorry.
00:51:36The pain is real.
00:51:38Why can't you understand that?
00:51:40It doesn't matter!
00:51:41Nothing matters!
00:51:41Right?
00:51:42Those are your words.
00:51:43Pain matters.
00:51:44What we do to other people matters.
00:51:46Being a source of terror is not fun, okay?
00:51:48It's not fulfilling.
00:51:49I know this from experience.
00:51:51It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember.
00:51:53We remember.
00:51:54We have to deal with the things that we do.
00:51:55Oh, my God.
00:51:56Cry me a river, Niles.
00:51:57You were never going to deal with him.
00:51:58I actually did you a favor, so fuck you.
00:52:00No, Sarah.
00:52:01Fuck you.
00:52:02Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child.
00:52:04Which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with.
00:52:07Ow!
00:52:08See?
00:52:08A child.
00:52:09Shut the fuck up over there!
00:52:10I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it.
00:52:14I tried to stop you!
00:52:16Or don't you remember?
00:52:17I said, stop!
00:52:18Don't come in!
00:52:18But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do.
00:52:20She's got it all figured out.
00:52:21Are you serious right now?
00:52:23I followed you into that cave because I liked you and someone was trying to hurt you.
00:52:27Because I give a shit.
00:52:28Which is something that you clearly know nothing about.
00:52:31If I had known that I was going to be stuck with a pretentious sad boy for the rest of
00:52:37eternity,
00:52:38I would have stayed so far away from you and I sure as hell would never have fucked you.
00:52:44Oh, please.
00:52:45Fucked like a thousand times.
00:52:49What?
00:52:53What?
00:52:57What did you say?
00:52:58What?
00:52:58I didn't say-
00:52:59Answer me!
00:53:06I lied, okay?
00:53:08We did hook up before.
00:53:10A lot.
00:53:13All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding.
00:53:16But it was different then.
00:53:18It was always just going to reset.
00:53:20And then you got stuck in here and-
00:53:23I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't want to tell you.
00:53:28I didn't want to tell you.
00:53:31So I didn't.
00:53:33Okay?
00:53:41I'm getting out of this day.
00:53:45Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?
00:53:47Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
00:53:59Hey, Pia.
00:54:01What room is Sarah staying in?
00:54:05Misty's boyfriend.
00:54:06Come on!
00:54:06Oh, okay.
00:54:07Right, right.
00:54:07Sorry.
00:54:08Her room is second to last down the hall.
00:54:11But she isn't in there.
00:54:12Where is she?
00:54:13No one knows.
00:54:14Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there.
00:54:23So, did anyone actually see her sleeping there last night?
00:54:26She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere.
00:54:29Niles, what are you doing?
00:54:30Sarah!
00:54:31Come on out!
00:54:33Come on out!
00:54:35Wake up!
00:54:39Sarah!
00:54:43Sarah!
00:54:48Sarah!
00:54:48Wake up!
00:54:50Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
00:54:53Oh, don't say that.
00:54:54Now, Howard, once again, Pia is right.
00:54:58Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.
00:55:01Who are you?
00:55:04Missy's boyfriend.
00:55:09Wake up!
00:55:10Sarah!
00:55:11Where is she?
00:55:12Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this?
00:55:14Okay, maybe she didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right?
00:55:16I don't feel safe with him in the house.
00:55:18I feel like we should call the cops.
00:55:19That's like, honestly...
00:55:20Sarah!
00:55:21I don't feel safe anymore.
00:55:23And how gorgeous are these two?
00:55:25Hashtag life goals are right, guys?
00:55:28We're so bad.
00:55:30Oh, my leg.
00:55:30Wake up!
00:55:32Air Force Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas.
00:55:34Randy, you have the best stories.
00:55:35I know.
00:55:37Hey!
00:55:38Oh, my God!
00:55:39The wedding guy's here!
00:55:42Hey!
00:55:44I need a breather.
00:55:45Can I...
00:55:46Oh, please.
00:55:46Go for it.
00:55:47I brought it for you, man.
00:55:49Missy's boyfriend, are you in on this?
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:55That's a hard no.
00:55:56Okay.
00:55:56All right.
00:55:57Don't mind if I do.
00:55:59That's good, right?
00:56:00Oh, my God.
00:56:02Yeah.
00:56:02Feel free to join some party boys tonight.
00:56:04Hey, Ian.
00:56:05Now he's married, man.
00:56:06Watch him go back to the wedding.
00:56:08Duff.
00:56:08I never want to be married.
00:56:10You okay, dude?
00:56:11Did you two sleep in here last night?
00:56:13No, Tyler's all about that no sleeping together before marriage thing, so Abe took it.
00:56:17Why?
00:56:18Abe slept here last night.
00:56:20Yeah.
00:56:20What's up?
00:56:25You're so fucking beautiful.
00:56:27Abraham, you slick fuck.
00:56:29I get it.
00:56:30Uh, excuse me?
00:56:32You and Sarah, it all makes sense now.
00:56:35What's he talking about?
00:56:36Your sister and Abraham boned each other.
00:56:39She wakes up with him every single day and then probably sneaks out in the morning.
00:56:44God, no wonder she hates herself.
00:56:45Here, smell this from Abe's room.
00:56:47Shut up and sit down.
00:56:48You're drunk.
00:56:49Niles, what are you doing?
00:56:50Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.
00:56:51That isn't true, is it?
00:56:53What?
00:56:54No, no.
00:56:55This guy's been drunk all day.
00:56:56That may be accurate.
00:56:58However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion
00:57:03by Fournier, the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday.
00:57:06Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier?
00:57:10Oh my god.
00:57:12I didn't think so.
00:57:14Get the fuck out of here, okay?
00:57:16Hey, let's take a walk.
00:57:17You don't actually believe this guy, do you?
00:57:19You cheated on your fiancé the night before your wedding with her sister?
00:57:22And you know what?
00:57:23Fuck all of you.
00:57:25Sarah's a good person, but for some reason she's never been good enough for any of you.
00:57:31Come here.
00:57:34Stay back.
00:57:37Trying to ruin my wife?
00:57:39Come on.
00:57:39Let's go.
00:57:47Misty's boyfriend!
00:57:51Oh wow.
00:57:52Oh my god, oh my god!
00:57:54Oh my god, is there a fork in my face?
00:57:56Yeah!
00:57:58Yeah!
00:57:59Yeah!
00:58:00Yeah!
00:58:00Yeah!
00:58:01Yeah!
00:58:01Yeah!
00:58:05Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite the mother and the father of the bride for a one-night
00:58:09special performance.
00:58:13Tala, you know that I'm not great with words, but I do love you more than anything.
00:58:19so we're going to perform a number that i sung to howard on our wedding night it's a song that
00:58:26i want you to to remember when you fall into hard times love can get you through anything
00:58:32and this is a lover's concerto
00:58:51i miss her jerry who
00:58:57sarah walder oh i didn't know you knew her
00:59:11i love her
00:59:14i see that's interesting
00:59:25wake
00:59:57torture me i don't care mother you're right it's dark down here
01:00:03what the are you doing here hey roy i give up you in
01:00:10it's okay everybody it's my nephew thanks for your concern
01:00:16you cannot be here who was that man oh hey hon this is niles niles who uh he's an old
01:00:25friend tuna
01:00:26will be ready soon and uh we'll be out back
01:00:35you look sad oh he's okay sweetie
01:00:47twins you believe i made these at my age
01:00:50if i had one less mai tai that night i'd have put the condom on right and they wouldn't be
01:00:54here
01:00:56so here's to my ties
01:01:04so this is your life not bad huh beautiful wife beautiful kids
01:01:13little joey is watering dog shit it's weird but it's beautiful what happened to marriage being
01:01:22a bottomless pit of sorrow things change you know priorities change
01:01:34okay so what are you doing here just get on with it you're freaking my wife out
01:01:41i don't know i hadn't seen you in a while yeah no
01:01:44shit i ended up in the hospital last time i saw you nurses wouldn't let me sleep
01:01:49they were afraid i'd go into a coma nothing worse than dying slowly in the icu
01:01:55i had a lot of anger towards you man
01:01:58i mean i'm not gonna see my kids grow up
01:02:04never gonna walk a little libby down the aisle
01:02:12i guess i had my head up my own ass i mean i didn't really comprehend what i was putting
01:02:18you through
01:02:21a little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes though
01:02:30this was always a good day here you know my wife in the prime of her womanhood
01:02:39little joey tending his dog shit
01:02:42libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon where we're all animals
01:02:48i'm a cuddly grizzly bear i mean it doesn't get any better than that
01:02:57you gotta find your irvine
01:03:01i don't have an irvine we all have an irvine
01:03:09hey who was that loony bitch who blindsided me with the cop car anyway don't call her that
01:03:15you took her to the cave didn't you did you learn nothing from all this she followed me in
01:03:24well at least you have each other
01:03:28nothing worse than going through this alone
01:03:39okay i think it's time for you to go
01:03:42can i stay for dinner no man look i i think it's best if we don't see each other anymore
01:03:49it's not you it's me
01:03:56would you kill me one more time just you know beat the traffic
01:04:04all right side yard
01:04:14i hope you find it man yeah
01:04:27i'm getting out of this day
01:04:31sarah i'm sorry okay
01:04:36it's gonna be a beautiful wedding hey shut up that was awful and crazy and it should never have
01:04:42happened and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing that is
01:04:46coming toward us because we are very shitty people but i am done being shitty
01:05:01what did we do that was that was so stupid i'm a cheating piece of
01:05:07shit yeah okay great i gotta go
01:05:09okay my dad
01:06:01It's a one possible future given the laws of our universe.
01:06:04Yeah, but it would allow an observer access to the inter-deterministic universe on the
01:06:07other side of the Cauchy horizon.
01:06:10Okay.
01:06:10Sounds like you're joking right now.
01:06:16You'll be okay.
01:06:17You'll do just fine.
01:06:38Wake up.
01:06:48Hey.
01:06:52You're here?
01:06:53Yep.
01:06:58It's good to see you.
01:07:00You look great.
01:07:01Yeah, well, I can't age.
01:07:05Right.
01:07:06Let me in, Sarah!
01:07:08You can't walk me out of my own room!
01:07:10Niall!
01:07:14So how have you been?
01:07:15Oh, so bad.
01:07:18I mean...
01:07:20No, yeah.
01:07:21Really, really bad.
01:07:22Look, can I just say something?
01:07:26I'm so sorry for lying, for not telling you about our past, and I don't blame you for being
01:07:32mad at me and staying away for so long, but I've been thinking about it a lot, and I don't
01:07:38know, I feel like we had something really good going before I screwed it up, you know?
01:07:44So, I...
01:07:45Do you think there's any way we could just start over?
01:07:53Are you done?
01:07:54Yeah.
01:07:56Cool.
01:07:58So...
01:08:00I think I found a way out.
01:08:02Huh?
01:08:02We are trapped in a box of energy.
01:08:06We get out of it by escaping the box...
01:08:10in the 3.2 seconds it takes to travel through the loop itself.
01:08:15And...
01:08:15by escaping the box, you mean...
01:08:18We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window.
01:08:20And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment, it will propel us...
01:08:25out.
01:08:27To where?
01:08:29I don't know.
01:08:30We could wake up and it's today, we could wake up and it's 20 years from now,
01:08:33or, you know, we could be dead...
01:08:35under a pile of rocks.
01:08:37There's really no way to be sure.
01:08:39That's why it's a theory.
01:08:41But we have to try.
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:44I guess.
01:08:46Do we though?
01:08:47I mean...
01:08:48I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again.
01:08:51Remember the whole karma thing?
01:08:52This is different.
01:08:54I tested it.
01:08:56Tested it how?
01:08:58Spuds' goat.
01:08:59I sent her into the cave and I blew her up.
01:09:01I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore.
01:09:04Can you sit me up?
01:09:05Wait, the goat is gone?
01:09:07Mm-hmm.
01:09:08That's crazy.
01:09:09Right?
01:09:10So I think that we just get through the rest of today,
01:09:12we don't do anything too nuts,
01:09:14and then tonight,
01:09:14we pays the fuck out of this shit home.
01:09:18I mean, you sure you don't want to run some more tests or something?
01:09:23What?
01:09:23No.
01:09:24What are you talking about?
01:09:25The cave's not going anywhere.
01:09:26What's the big rush?
01:09:27You know, in case something actually does happen.
01:09:32Holy shit.
01:09:34Are you scared to leave?
01:09:36What?
01:09:36No.
01:09:38Not at all.
01:09:39I just don't want to leave.
01:09:42There's a difference.
01:09:43Oh yeah?
01:09:43What's the difference?
01:09:44I want to stay with you.
01:09:47Look, I love you.
01:09:49Okay?
01:09:50How about that?
01:09:53What?
01:09:54I love you.
01:09:59You...
01:10:01How can you even know that?
01:10:03I am literally the only other human being stuck in here with you.
01:10:06No.
01:10:06What about Roy?
01:10:07I don't love him.
01:10:07Oh my god.
01:10:08Niles.
01:10:10So you're...
01:10:11You are saying that out there in the real world,
01:10:14with the millions of other people to choose from,
01:10:16you would still choose me?
01:10:17Yeah.
01:10:18But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know?
01:10:21It's a world of death and poverty, debilitating emotional distress.
01:10:24At least in here, we get to be together.
01:10:27You have lost your mind.
01:10:28What?
01:10:29Is that so bad?
01:10:30That's what love is all about.
01:10:33Don't be so afraid of it.
01:10:34This isn't real.
01:10:35Niles, everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless.
01:10:38So what?
01:10:40I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there.
01:10:45Look, I know about you and Abe, okay?
01:10:48And if your plan works, that's a whole other mess you're going to have to deal with.
01:10:52How do you know about that?
01:10:56Orchid Explosion.
01:10:58By Fournier.
01:11:00But it doesn't matter.
01:11:01I don't care about that stuff.
01:11:02That's like my whole thing.
01:11:06I can't keep waking up in there.
01:11:08Just ignore it.
01:11:09I need my life back.
01:11:13And I am asking you if you want to leave this place and come with me.
01:11:20And I'm saying no.
01:11:22But I'm also asking you to stay.
01:11:39Goodbye, Niles.
01:11:41What?
01:11:42Sarah?
01:11:50Niles, what the fuck was that?
01:11:55We should break up.
01:11:57What?
01:11:58You don't like me.
01:11:59I don't like you.
01:12:00But I don't think we should break up.
01:12:03What?
01:12:03People don't break up with me.
01:12:05This is so fucked up.
01:12:07Okay.
01:12:08I'm breaking up with you.
01:12:09I had the idea first.
01:12:11The blind may see.
01:12:15But stay behind relief.
01:12:19Of all liability and grief.
01:12:26And there's nothing more you need.
01:12:32You have a beautiful skin.
01:12:33I love your haircut.
01:12:34Me too.
01:12:36Without further ado, let me bring up the actual maid of honor, the big sister of the bride,
01:12:41Sarah.
01:12:43Good luck, girl.
01:12:44You're welcome.
01:12:45Thank you, Misty.
01:12:47When I was 12, I had just started at this new school.
01:12:51And I was truly terrified of the world.
01:12:54And I kept having these really awful nightmares.
01:12:59And then one morning, I woke up after a full night of sleep.
01:13:02And I find Tala asleep next to me, holding me.
01:13:09And she'd heard me crying in my sleep.
01:13:11And she crawled into my bed to snuggle me because she thought that might help.
01:13:18And she was like five years old.
01:13:22And I never had another nightmare.
01:13:27You have this selflessness and this hopefulness that's really special.
01:13:38It's really rare.
01:13:44Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters.
01:13:47But I will today and forever and ever, ever be learning from you.
01:14:02And now, Abe, don't fuck this up.
01:14:18All right.
01:14:23Good.
01:14:34You smell so good.
01:14:39I love you.
01:14:40I love you, too.
01:14:45So hopefully you get this.
01:14:47And sorry about that, again.
01:14:49And, uh, I hope to see you soon.
01:14:53Okay.
01:14:56That was a lovely speech, dear.
01:14:59Thank you, Nana. Thanks.
01:15:01You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too.
01:15:08Yeah.
01:15:11Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon.
01:15:16Good luck.
01:15:29You okay, sweetheart?
01:15:32I felt everything I'll ever feel.
01:15:36So I'll never feel ever again.
01:15:40What are you pouring this kid, Ted?
01:15:42That's his first drink.
01:15:43I thought I knew how to live.
01:15:48I didn't.
01:15:50Or I don't.
01:15:53Honey, take a look around.
01:15:55Whatever you're after, it ain't here.
01:16:14Oh, my God.
01:16:17I'm an idiot.
01:16:18You sure he didn't take anything?
01:16:21Kid's just moping there.
01:16:25I'm a fucking adult.
01:16:26Ted with the pickup truck.
01:16:28You talk to me like that,
01:16:29you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar.
01:16:41Thanks, Ted.
01:16:59No.
01:17:00No.
01:17:02Wow.
01:17:03Damn it!
01:17:09Blood!
01:17:09Don't you!
01:17:10Don't you!
01:17:11Please!
01:17:11I need help, a ride, anything!
01:17:14Who the fuck are you?
01:17:1630 years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes at a bar in Aberdeen.
01:17:20She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town.
01:17:23You never saw her again.
01:17:25Spuds.
01:17:27I'm your son.
01:17:31I've always had a feeling.
01:17:44Sarah!
01:17:45Sarah, wait!
01:17:47Wait!
01:17:50I get it now!
01:17:51You were right.
01:17:52I was scared.
01:17:54But I'm not anymore.
01:17:56Look, Sarah, from the first time that I saw you...
01:17:59No, stop.
01:18:00Stop it.
01:18:01Niles, I don't want another one of your speeches.
01:18:04All right?
01:18:13You get one more sentence.
01:18:14Okay.
01:18:16Okay.
01:18:17Even though I pretend not to be, I've realized that I am completely codependent.
01:18:23But I'm cool with it because I think that life should be shared now.
01:18:28And I need you to survive.
01:18:32Okay.
01:18:33Just your one sentence.
01:18:35I need you to survive, comma!
01:18:37But it's so much more than that.
01:18:39A colon.
01:18:42I know you better than anyone knows you.
01:18:45And remember that night when we saw the dinosaurs?
01:18:48You said it yourself.
01:18:49In order to really know a person, you have to see the entire package.
01:18:51The good and the bad.
01:18:52And I've seen your package and it is excellent, Sarah.
01:18:56Ampersand.
01:18:58You're my favorite person that I've ever met.
01:19:02And yes, I know there's crazy odds that the person I like the most in my entire life would be
01:19:06someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop.
01:19:08But you know what else is crazy odds?
01:19:09Getting stuck in a time loop!
01:19:12Dot, dot, dot.
01:19:13Ellipses.
01:19:13Ellipses, thank you.
01:19:14Called them ellipses.
01:19:16Ellipses.
01:19:16Look, I hope that blowing ourselves up works.
01:19:21But it's really irrelevant to me as long as I'm with you.
01:19:26And if it kills us, well then...
01:19:31I'd rather die with you than live in this world without you.
01:19:36Emphatic period.
01:19:43That was a grammatical nightmare.
01:19:45Yeah.
01:19:46I'm hoping I didn't distract from my point too much.
01:19:48You mean an emphatic period is just... it's an exclamation point.
01:19:51I didn't want to seem desperate.
01:19:56What if we get sick of each other?
01:19:59We're already sick of each other.
01:20:03It's the best.
01:20:09I can survive just fine without you.
01:20:11You know.
01:20:15But there's...
01:20:17A chance that this life can be a little less mundane.
01:20:21With you in it.
01:20:23Yeah.
01:20:24Less mundane.
01:20:26That's a super low bar.
01:20:27That's a great place to start.
01:20:33Okay.
01:20:35Okay.
01:20:38Come on.
01:20:39Let's see if we blow up and die.
01:20:42Okay.
01:20:47Okay.
01:20:49So...
01:20:49Was the whole go disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit?
01:20:53It's too late.
01:20:53You've already committed.
01:20:54Damn it.
01:20:57Where do you want to go on our first date when this for sure works?
01:21:00Your mom's house.
01:21:01Okay.
01:21:02This was a mistake.
01:21:04Your mom's a mistake.
01:21:04Alright.
01:21:05Alright.
01:21:12In case I don't see you again.
01:21:16I love you too.
01:21:23I'm trying to go stand down.
01:21:26Yeah.
01:21:27Yeah.
01:21:28Yeah.
01:21:28Yeah.
01:21:29Yeah.
01:21:29Yeah.
01:21:32Yeah.
01:21:33Yeah.
01:21:36Yeah.
01:21:37Come on, come on!
01:22:16So now what do we do?
01:22:20Well, I should probably go pick up my dog.
01:22:28You have a dog?
01:22:29Yeah, Fred.
01:22:33You have a dog named Fred?
01:22:34I do.
01:22:36You've never mentioned this?
01:22:37Never came up.
01:22:39Where is he?
01:22:40With a neighbor.
01:22:42What kind of dog is he?
01:22:43He's one of them shaggy dogs.
01:22:45He's one of them shaggy dogs.
01:22:47Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool?
01:22:54I guess they come back November 10th.
01:23:09I went downtown to see my lady.
01:23:13She stood me up and I stood there waiting.
01:23:16It'll be alright when the morning comes.
01:23:22Now I'm up in the air when it rained in my hair.
01:23:25I got nowhere to go.
01:23:27I can go anywhere.
01:23:28It'll be alright.
01:23:31When the morning comes.
01:23:36I'm not asking that you'll be any more than you.
01:23:42When you come home, try to come home alone.
01:23:44It's so much better with two.
01:23:54Hey, Shitbird.
01:23:55I got the message from your girlfriend last night.
01:23:57That is a pretty crazy theory.
01:24:00You really think it could work?
01:24:03I'm sorry.
01:24:04Do I know you?
01:24:10I'm Niles.
01:24:16Hi.
01:24:17Hi.
01:24:22No way.
01:24:26Wow.
01:24:27Daisy, I'd like a lots of alcohol, please.
01:24:31Nice to meet you.
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:37Ooh
01:24:40Ooh
01:24:43Ooh
01:24:43Ooh
01:24:46When the morning comes.
01:24:51Just a passing night not asking that you are better one for you.
01:24:57When you come home, try to come home alone.
01:25:00It's so much better with two.
01:25:04Now I'm out in the cold and I'm getting on
01:25:08Standing here waiting on you
01:25:11It'll be alright when the morning comes
01:25:26When the morning comes
01:25:37It'll be alright when the morning comes
01:26:09When the morning comes
01:26:41It'll be alright when the morning comes
01:26:54Let me give you a little experience
01:26:57Of some young chickens of today
01:27:00I'm gonna give you a little experience
01:27:03Of some young chickens of today
01:27:06They are full of disappointments
01:27:09They are never, never on time
01:27:12They don't give to an appointment
01:27:15They don't hesitate to lie
01:27:18They won't tell you this when they mean that
01:27:21I wish I could keep them apart
01:27:24But I'm a man, how can I
01:27:27These women necessary evil
01:27:30Oh man, oh man
01:27:33Yes, ma'am, stupid beer
01:27:36Yes, ma'am, stupid beer
01:28:11They are 5 p.m. is 10 a.m.
01:28:15They are Monday is Wednesday
01:28:18And when you try to chase them
01:28:20They'll never come your way
01:28:23The only time they keep to an appointment
01:28:26It's when in desperate need
01:28:29They would tell you all sorts of lies
01:28:32Just to get what you need
01:28:35And man, being so stupid
01:28:38Would give them all they need
01:28:42Forgetting all the disappointments
01:28:44And all it is just lies
01:28:47I am man
01:28:49Oh man, yes
01:28:50Money is half of money
01:28:53Ven, yes, ven, ven, yes
01:28:56I think we need the help of money
01:29:00Money, yes, money
01:29:01I think man, stupid beer
01:29:05I think we need the help of money
01:29:24Double relief
01:29:27Maybe I'll get that one, please
01:29:38My, Mr. Baby
01:29:40Money, money, money, money
01:29:43My, Mr. Baby
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