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00:00:17Ever and ever, forever and ever, you'll be the one
00:00:25That shines on me like the morning sun
00:00:33Wake up!
00:00:56Good morning!
00:01:04That's a good leg
00:01:07Okay, fine, but we have to be fast
00:01:12Are you close?
00:01:14I really can't start sweating, baby
00:01:16Yeah, I'm working on it, darling
00:01:18Okay
00:01:21Okay, I'm sorry, I have to get ready
00:01:23I'm so sorry
00:01:25It's so bright in here, too
00:01:26It's just... you're sweat
00:01:29I'm sorry
00:01:29You can watch me, though
00:01:30Watch me!
00:01:32Yeah, okay, it's romantic
00:01:39Wait, what the hell?
00:01:41Oh my god, shit
00:01:43Shit
00:01:45Shit
00:01:46Oh my god, shit
00:01:48My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case
00:01:50Shit
00:01:52Oh my god, shit
00:01:54Shit
00:01:55No offense, Nai Nai, but I really have never had an issue with a guy coming before
00:01:59You know?
00:02:01Never, not in my life
00:02:02Like, usually it's the opposite problem
00:02:03Don't say it's like the age thing because I've had older boyfriends
00:02:06It's the age thing?
00:02:08Not the age thing
00:02:11It's not you, it's me
00:02:13Yeah, no shit
00:02:14I meant it's you, it's not me
00:02:17You're so funny, Niles
00:02:19Oh my god, you're hilarious
00:02:21Hey, Misty
00:02:21What?
00:02:24You kill me
00:02:25Niles!
00:02:26Look
00:02:27I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable
00:02:30But please, I'm begging you to not bring our drama here, okay?
00:02:33Because this is truly a sacred day and it doesn't belong to us
00:02:37This day belongs to Tala and it belongs to Abe
00:02:42You gonna be happy?
00:02:44Are you gonna be smiley?
00:02:46That's a weird smile
00:03:09Good day so far?
00:03:12Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same
00:03:15You?
00:03:16Today's young
00:03:17Lost me again at the end
00:03:20Anything can happen
00:03:23Not today, sounds fun
00:03:24That's a nice try though
00:03:44How gorgeous are these two? I mean, hashtag life goals, am I right, you guys? But, um, no, seriously, okay
00:03:51guys, we're all part of this gorgeous...
00:03:53No
00:03:53Come on, throw me a bone
00:03:55This isn't the day for moderation
00:03:56It's not good wine
00:03:58I don't care
00:04:00Okay, I decided to google the two most important things about marriage, love and commitment
00:04:05Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone
00:04:09And we all know these two little freaks are fine in that department, right?
00:04:13And commitment is the state or quality of being dedicated to a cause, activity, etc.
00:04:24Oh, she's done!
00:04:26Woo!
00:04:28Thank you, I love you guys
00:04:30Um, so without further ado, I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister of the bride, Sarah
00:04:37Get on up there, Peanut
00:04:39No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech
00:04:41Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor
00:04:44It's, it's, it's your main job
00:04:45She's been drinking, Howard
00:04:48Sarah
00:04:54Bonsoir, mi familia!
00:04:57Et, amici
00:04:58Who is that?
00:04:59Nails, what are you doing?
00:05:00Going in for the safe, babe, I'd like to share my thoughts on love
00:05:03What are you talking about?
00:05:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:05:06no
00:05:06Why is he dressed for a luau?
00:05:09Oh, my God
00:05:12We are born lost
00:05:17Then we're found
00:05:19But we're all just lost, am I right?
00:05:22Oh, my God
00:05:23However, in the darkness comes light
00:05:28Tala Ann Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen
00:05:32who do not look like siblings you see their optimism their selflessness it's in their blood
00:05:39and tala there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you but they should
00:05:44i hope you don't mind it's not just time and money that tala has given to so many charitable causes
00:05:52she has also donated of herself bone marrow that's right she gave hers to her baby brother
00:06:02nico saving his life but now it's time for us to give to you here you are
00:06:13standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here
00:06:17and it may be frightening and filled with doubt but always remember you are not alone
00:06:26everyone here is your family we are your world and we will cheer you on with
00:06:31delight in our eyes as you achieve your wildest dreams so raise a glass
00:06:41we may be born lost
00:06:45but now you are found
00:06:50cheers
00:06:55wait what
00:06:57let's dance
00:07:14i already told you no earlier randy what makes you think that i changed my mind
00:07:19i know you've had more to drink
00:07:21you can't say that to me man whatever i don't need a lecture
00:07:26do
00:07:34do
00:08:25What are you smelling?
00:08:29Orchid Explosion by Fournier, right?
00:08:33Yeah.
00:08:35That's very weird.
00:08:36Well, I know my hair mists. I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.
00:08:39Well, I don't like it.
00:08:41Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year, and if I didn't wear it, she'd murder me.
00:08:46Yeah, makes sense.
00:08:46Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar.
00:08:51I always get an extra one, save myself a trip.
00:08:54Or you might just be an alcoholic.
00:08:56Could be.
00:08:59Mm-hmm.
00:09:00Cheers.
00:09:01Cheers.
00:09:04You're Misty's boyfriend?
00:09:05I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. I'm Sarah.
00:09:08Niles.
00:09:09Hi.
00:09:10Hi.
00:09:12So what's your deal? You don't dance?
00:09:14Plantar fasciitis, actually.
00:09:15Ah, respect.
00:09:17Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life than you can imagine.
00:09:22You might be surprised.
00:09:23And I have to say that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard.
00:09:29It's your grand.
00:09:31Wow.
00:09:35That feels good.
00:09:37Yeah, I bet.
00:09:39But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said.
00:09:41Not a word of it.
00:09:42We're all fucking alone.
00:09:48Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe go someplace where we could be alone, do you?
00:09:53Wow.
00:09:54That is very forward of you.
00:09:58What's your rush?
00:10:00Well, it's just, you know, your dad and your mom are about...
00:10:04Stepmom and mom's dead.
00:10:05Oh.
00:10:06Yeah, well, um, they're about to sing a song and I just can't handle that right now.
00:10:15And, uh, what would Misty think about us running off together?
00:10:19I have a feeling she'd be okay with it.
00:10:21Oh, my God, we're so bad.
00:10:22We're so bad.
00:10:24Oh, my God.
00:10:26I can't say I ever liked her.
00:10:28Yeah, she has her moments, but this one hurts.
00:10:31Why don't you go in there and stop them?
00:10:33Trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together.
00:10:36Say something and ask your name to me.
00:10:40Well.
00:10:43If it makes you feel any better, my whole family is embarrassed by me.
00:10:48They all see me as a, uh, as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much.
00:10:52Why would they think that?
00:10:54Because I fuck around and drink too much.
00:10:55Hmm.
00:10:57Which they tell me all the time.
00:10:59And then they, uh, try to take care of me and it is absolutely suffocating.
00:11:05Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help.
00:11:07Exactly.
00:11:08I can spend for myself.
00:11:09Of course you can.
00:11:10You don't need a leg up.
00:11:11Hold my leg up.
00:11:12Oh.
00:11:14That was weird.
00:11:16This is so fucked up.
00:11:18So fucked up.
00:11:20It's kind of hot, though.
00:11:22Don't you kiss me.
00:11:24Don't you tell me what to do.
00:11:37I can't, I give up.
00:11:39I just, will you just please take off your clothes?
00:11:42Yeah, you got it.
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:47Nice.
00:11:48Yeah.
00:12:00You wear underwear under your bathing suit?
00:12:03Yeah, doesn't everybody?
00:12:06Ow, fuck!
00:12:08What the fuck is happening?
00:12:09I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit!
00:12:14Oh my god!
00:12:16What the fuck?
00:12:17What the fuck is happening?
00:12:19Oh my god!
00:12:20Holy fucking shit!
00:12:24What the fuck?
00:12:35You're a sick fuck, Roy!
00:13:00Keep running, shitbird!
00:13:02I will always find you!
00:13:05I will always find you!
00:13:33Niles?
00:13:37No, stop! Don't come in here!
00:13:40Are you okay?
00:13:41Don't come in here!
00:13:44Wake up!
00:13:47Good morning!
00:13:56That's a good leg.
00:13:58Okay, fine. But we have to be fast.
00:14:09Oh, man. Oh, man. Yes, man, stupidity.
00:14:16Shukran, good day so far?
00:14:18Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. You?
00:14:22Today's young. Ask me again at the end.
00:14:26Anything can happen.
00:14:29What the fuck did you do to me?
00:14:33What the fuck did you do to me?
00:14:36Hey, come here! Get out of the water!
00:14:39Get out of the water!
00:14:43Get out of the water!
00:14:52Tell me what the fuck is going on!
00:14:56You're a sick fuck, Roy!
00:15:08Niles? Niles?
00:15:10No, stop! Don't come in here!
00:15:12Are you okay?
00:15:13Don't come in here!
00:15:18Hello?
00:15:18Hello?
00:15:28What the fuck?
00:15:46Hello?
00:15:47Hello?
00:15:47It's going to be a beautiful wedding!
00:15:54What the fuck?
00:16:00I found Sarah
00:16:03We were looking for you all morning, honey
00:16:06Okay
00:16:07Come on
00:16:10Are you alright?
00:16:12Yeah
00:16:14Sarah, peanut
00:16:16You must have gotten up early
00:16:18I checked your room at six
00:16:20Yeah, I
00:16:22Went on a hike
00:16:24Well, you look exhausted
00:16:25Stay hydrated
00:16:27Dad, is this
00:16:28This is, uh
00:16:29This is really happening
00:16:30Right?
00:16:32I, I, I
00:16:33I don't understand your question
00:16:35This, this day already happened
00:16:39What are you saying?
00:16:41It felt real
00:16:44It felt so real
00:16:47Are you on drugs again?
00:16:55What the fuck did you do to me?
00:16:58Hey, come here
00:16:59I'm not gonna hurt you
00:17:00Just get out of the water
00:17:01Come here
00:17:02Get out of the water
00:17:07Tell me what the fuck is going on
00:17:10Sarah
00:17:10Oh my god
00:17:12Oh my god
00:17:12What are you doing?
00:17:15Whoops
00:17:16Oh my god
00:17:17You're okay
00:17:19Oh my god
00:17:20Jerry, give me the teeth
00:17:21Oh god
00:17:21The three front teeth
00:17:23Are pretty much broken off
00:17:24There's one full canine
00:17:25This is like a big day for everyone
00:17:28This is a big day for me too
00:17:29The wedding is today
00:17:30It's been six hours
00:17:31Sarah, why are you standing there like a freak?
00:17:34Why were you in the pool?
00:17:35This doesn't make any sense
00:17:36This doesn't make any fucking sense
00:17:38Sarah, you're
00:17:39What?
00:17:40What happened?
00:17:40You can't see me
00:17:41What happened?
00:17:42Is she okay?
00:17:42Hey, get out!
00:17:44She'll be okay
00:17:45I'm taking Tyler into town
00:17:47This dentist lose teeth
00:17:49I love you, daddy
00:17:53Sarah, you're thinking it worse
00:17:55Sarah, no!
00:18:01Guess you followed me
00:18:03What's going on?
00:18:06I tried to stop you
00:18:08But what is this?
00:18:11When is this?
00:18:13Yeah, about that
00:18:15So, this is today
00:18:19Today, today is yesterday
00:18:22And tomorrow is also today
00:18:25It's one of those
00:18:26Infinite time loop situations
00:18:29You might have heard about
00:18:30That I might have heard about
00:18:32Yeah
00:18:33How do I stop it?
00:18:34I don't want tomorrow to be today
00:18:36I want tomorrow to be tomorrow
00:18:37Right, that's natural
00:18:40Unfortunately, that's never going to happen
00:18:42Tomorrow will always and forever
00:18:45Now be today
00:18:47So
00:18:54How about this?
00:18:56Tomorrow
00:18:58Tala's teeth will be totally fine
00:18:59Which way is that cave?
00:19:04You don't want to go there
00:19:05I don't think of the
00:19:14Wheeloggaware
00:19:16No Game
00:19:19Do you?
00:19:20No diesen I
00:19:34to To fear But You'reéner
00:19:46Please, where is it?
00:19:49You gotta wait.
00:19:51Oh my god, fuck you, just tell me.
00:19:59Where?
00:20:02I told you.
00:20:05You gotta wait.
00:20:07What?
00:20:09Where, where is it?
00:20:12Wait for it.
00:20:14Almost.
00:20:18I am the Antichrist.
00:20:34I'm just kidding, there is no god.
00:20:36The earthquake happens every day.
00:20:38But, check it out, opens up the cave.
00:20:44You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there.
00:20:47Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning.
00:20:50Same thing if you stick around.
00:20:52The second you fall asleep, it all just goes back to the start.
00:20:57But, will this day end, if I go in there?
00:21:00Sure, for you.
00:21:03You're wasting your time!
00:21:15It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
00:21:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:22Wake up.
00:21:25Good morning.
00:21:47She didn't leave a note.
00:21:48Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
00:21:51Don't say that.
00:22:00Or she's scared.
00:22:01Of what?
00:22:02Families, weddings, intimacy, melanoma, nanotech, round-the-clock surveillance.
00:22:08Sauce.
00:22:11She'll be back.
00:22:16And how gorgeous are these two?
00:22:19So, I mean, hashtag life goals are right, you guys.
00:22:24Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, I know this is supposed to be like three minutes.
00:22:29Fire, fire, fire, fire.
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:34We're staying awake, yeah.
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:43Oh, my God.
00:23:08It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
00:23:13I'm coming, I'm coming, oh, my God.
00:23:16Sarah?
00:23:16Oh, excuse me.
00:23:17Hi.
00:23:18Wake up.
00:23:19Sarah, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:21Sarah, what are you doing?
00:23:22Get dressed.
00:23:23I can't be here anymore.
00:23:26Oh, my God.
00:23:28Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:23:30No.
00:23:32You're cheating on me, you goof.
00:23:37Wait, what?
00:23:40I don't know what it is.
00:23:41It could be life.
00:23:42It could be death.
00:23:44It might be a dream.
00:23:44I might be imagining you.
00:23:46You might be imagining me.
00:23:47It could be purgatory or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in.
00:23:50I don't know.
00:23:52So, I decided a while ago to sort of give up and stop trying to make sense of things altogether.
00:23:58Because the only way to really live in this is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
00:24:04Well, then what's the point of living?
00:24:06Well, we kind of have no choice but to live.
00:24:11So, I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.
00:24:17So, we can't die?
00:24:18No, the loop just starts over.
00:24:20There might be some way to kill yourself, but I haven't figured it out.
00:24:23And I've done a lot of suicides.
00:24:26So many.
00:24:28No.
00:24:29No, I'm going to get out of this.
00:24:34All right.
00:24:35Suit yourself.
00:24:38What are you doing?
00:24:39Bracing for a quick death.
00:24:41I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real.
00:24:45There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.
00:24:52We could just skip this whole phase.
00:24:54Go get a beer, you know?
00:24:57We're not.
00:24:58Whatever.
00:25:01See you tomorrow.
00:25:03Wake up.
00:25:09So, as I was saying, you just have to find peace, you know?
00:25:16I drove all the way back home to Austin, and I still woke up here.
00:25:21That's how it works.
00:25:22One time, I smoked a bunch of crystal and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.
00:25:27It was a huge waste of time.
00:25:28They detained me as soon as I got off the plane.
00:25:30I was acting a little odd.
00:25:33And then I passed out in a couple of minutes.
00:25:35Woke up back here.
00:25:37Woo!
00:25:39Darla, you and me, a hundred bucks.
00:25:43Who the fuck are you?
00:25:46Don't you know how to hustle, kid?
00:25:48I'm an honest man, Darla.
00:25:50You're going to lose this game.
00:25:51But you can keep your money.
00:25:55Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you?
00:26:08That was Roy.
00:26:10He was a guest at the wedding.
00:26:13Abe's dad's cousin of the Shaliefen clan.
00:26:17That's about all I know about the dude.
00:26:18Yeah, but why was he trying to kill you?
00:26:27One night, a very long time ago, I partied with Roy.
00:26:35I mean, this was back in the early days, before I had really acquainted myself with everyone.
00:26:39Yeah, I...
00:26:39I was just fueling my way through it.
00:26:41That tuna?
00:26:47I know you know, but you don't know that I know.
00:26:50Or do you know?
00:26:51Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring?
00:26:55Are you being a dick to the bartender?
00:26:58I would like a Moscato, please.
00:26:59Sure.
00:27:01What might have been and what has been point to one end, which is always present.
00:27:08Second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please.
00:27:19I like your hat.
00:27:20Of course you do.
00:27:23Thank you, man.
00:27:25To the struggle.
00:27:32Confucius said marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow that makes you forget who you are.
00:27:36He did not.
00:27:37But there is a bottom, my friend.
00:27:40And it is a fucking dark place.
00:27:47What do you say, man?
00:27:48You want to, uh, dance a little bit?
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:53You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit?
00:27:56Trevor.
00:27:57He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.
00:27:59Tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share.
00:28:02Money, um, but tonight is not about me.
00:28:07You were right.
00:28:08Got him.
00:28:10I don't know what that was.
00:28:15Oi, open up your cunts.
00:28:16Give me shit back.
00:28:17Come on.
00:28:18Open your top picks.
00:28:21We're in shit.
00:28:22We're in shit.
00:28:23We are in shit.
00:28:24We are in shit.
00:28:38This is the greatest night of my life.
00:28:54I wish I could just live out here forever.
00:29:00Follow me.
00:29:04What is it?
00:29:05Your ancestors are in there.
00:29:09My ancestors are in there?
00:29:11Your answers are the answers you're looking for.
00:29:15Okay.
00:29:16That's a totally different thing, but...
00:29:21I'm in.
00:29:25It didn't suck too much.
00:29:28Wait, Roy, wait.
00:29:29Wait.
00:29:31Wait.
00:29:33That was a mistake.
00:29:34When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly.
00:29:39Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, so he only comes around once every
00:29:42few days, four weeks.
00:29:46I don't know.
00:29:46My sense of time is a little fuzzy.
00:29:48But what does he want?
00:29:49I think he thinks it's revenge.
00:29:52Run, rabbit, run.
00:29:55He may have some anger issues.
00:29:58You said you didn't want the date in.
00:30:03What's that smell?
00:30:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:09So, I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again.
00:30:13Amen to that.
00:30:15I tied my tubes of 40.
00:30:17Yeah.
00:30:18You have to confront him, right?
00:30:19I mean, you cannot keep running from this person forever.
00:30:22What are you talking about?
00:30:26Of course I can't.
00:30:28Hey, come on.
00:30:29Burrito truck just opened.
00:30:30Hey.
00:30:31That's for you.
00:30:32Keep the change, okay?
00:30:33But you have to promise me you're going to spend it all today.
00:30:38You know that's a scam.
00:30:39Of course, yeah.
00:30:40I just like to give back whenever I can.
00:30:43You know, material matters don't really concern me.
00:30:45With the exception of booze and burritos and designer drugs and candy.
00:30:49Obviously, I'm not a Puritan.
00:30:50And sex, I assume.
00:30:52You fuck other people in here?
00:30:53Great question.
00:30:53You must, right?
00:30:55I have, but, you know, it takes a lot of work.
00:30:58And I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible.
00:31:01Huh.
00:31:04Have we roped up?
00:31:05No.
00:31:06At least I don't think so.
00:31:08So, like, who else?
00:31:10Right.
00:31:10Uh, well...
00:31:11Besides Misty.
00:31:12Daisy, the barkeep.
00:31:13You know, I once hit a guy with his car.
00:31:20I don't think he ever walked again.
00:31:25Darla.
00:31:26Oh.
00:31:27If you insist.
00:31:28I bet that was great.
00:31:30You would have bet right.
00:31:31What about Tala?
00:31:31No.
00:31:32But I have tried.
00:31:34May I cut in?
00:31:37It's the first dance.
00:31:39And that's a deal breaker?
00:31:41And that didn't work?
00:31:42It was a big swing.
00:31:43Right.
00:31:44Hey, who else?
00:31:45Hey.
00:31:47There you go.
00:31:48You fucked Jerry Schlieffen?
00:31:50Well, he fucked me.
00:31:51He put his penis in my butthole.
00:31:53Yeah, I know how it works.
00:31:54I'm really glad I tried it.
00:31:55He's a sweet guy.
00:31:57Nice shot.
00:31:58And that's it?
00:31:59That's all you got?
00:32:00Oh.
00:32:02Your dad.
00:32:04What are we doing?
00:32:08I don't know.
00:32:09Nah, I'm just kidding.
00:32:10Oh, my God.
00:32:11I got you, though.
00:32:13You did.
00:32:13What about you?
00:32:15What's going on with your sex life?
00:32:18Nice try.
00:32:19Hmm?
00:32:21I'm not going to sleep with you.
00:32:23You asked me about mine.
00:32:24I was just being courteous.
00:32:25I mean, I might have the other night.
00:32:26I, you know, I would have.
00:32:28But not now, though.
00:32:30Yeah.
00:32:31I was thinking the exact same thing.
00:32:32You know?
00:32:33We're going to be seeing each other all the time.
00:32:35Let's just keep it simple.
00:32:36Don't overcomplicate it.
00:32:40We've never had sex.
00:32:42Again, my memory is pretty shot, but I don't think so.
00:32:46Anyways, I think the party's going to start pretty soon.
00:32:48You want to head back?
00:32:49Is that a joke?
00:32:52No.
00:32:53Why would I do that?
00:32:54I don't know.
00:32:55Eat, drink, dance, bask in love.
00:32:57That is not love.
00:32:57Of course it is.
00:32:58Tala's in love.
00:32:59No, you don't actually know what you're talking about.
00:33:01We, you, me, everyone.
00:33:02Everyone we know.
00:33:03Nobody can stand the idea of being alone.
00:33:08So we buy into this pageantry and celebrate bullshit.
00:33:15All right, so no wedding then.
00:33:16Where do you want to go?
00:33:19Oh, my God.
00:33:22Maybe it's a karma thing.
00:33:24What is?
00:33:25Yeah.
00:33:25What if it's like, to get out of this, you have to be selfless and then you're free?
00:33:31I just bought a $100 candy bar and I'm still here.
00:33:33Yeah, but not like that.
00:33:34Like, real acts of selflessness.
00:33:36It's like the bone marrow shit that Tala does.
00:33:38You know, look, what if, oh, my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here
00:33:41but not you and me until we've earned our way out?
00:33:43You've really never thought about this before?
00:33:45Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse.
00:33:47All right, fine.
00:33:48Let's say you're right and that would work.
00:33:50What's the most selfless act you can think of?
00:33:53Something that would guarantee this day to end.
00:33:59And I have full faith in your abilities
00:34:03to keep the boat
00:34:07afloat.
00:34:09And now, old mate Abe,
00:34:11he's going to say his vows.
00:34:12Actually, just, sorry, hold on.
00:34:15One second.
00:34:16Take that.
00:34:19Take that.
00:34:29Take that.
00:34:32Take that.
00:34:37Take that.
00:34:46Come on.
00:34:49Are you joking right now?
00:35:02All right! Get down! Get down!
00:35:09Hey! Hey! This place is... Get off me! Get off me!
00:35:13I should never have left the Great Lakes! This place is a nightmare!
00:35:16It's all right, Randy. Everything is great.
00:35:19Sorry!
00:35:20Well, the gods have spoken, and they approved this marriage.
00:35:27What the hell did you say to her?
00:35:29Sister stuff. But I think I'm good. Selflessness is just... it's fantastic.
00:35:34Right.
00:35:36Uh-oh, Alan. Give me a shot of whiskey.
00:35:41Alan.
00:35:43Well, Niles, this has been great.
00:35:45Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting.
00:35:48And hey, in all your future loops, please keep me out of that fucking cave.
00:35:54And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you.
00:35:58Thank you. Deal with him.
00:36:01That could be your way out.
00:36:02Well, you seem to have it all figured out.
00:36:04Good luck.
00:36:08Coming!
00:36:09Oh, Sarah?
00:36:11Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:36:14Oh, my God.
00:36:18Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:36:21What?
00:36:23This isn't funny.
00:36:25Okay, stop.
00:36:27I'm serious.
00:36:28Stop copying me!
00:36:30Stop pretending like you know everything!
00:36:32Yeah!
00:36:35Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:36:36Wait, what?
00:36:37And what is this place?
00:36:39This is kind of a safe house for me.
00:36:42The family who lives here is out of town.
00:36:44I don't know when they're coming back, but...
00:36:47It's not today.
00:36:53Let's waste some time.
00:37:04Hey!
00:37:05Who's the mustache?
00:37:07Break my wife run off with.
00:37:11The ocean will have us all.
00:37:15The ocean will have us all.
00:37:38Yeah!
00:37:39I don't know why it's time!
00:37:41Get down!
00:37:41The ocean will have us all.
00:37:44The ocean will have us all.
00:37:52Oh, this is fucking crazy!
00:37:57Uh-oh.
00:38:13What the hell?
00:38:16What the hell?
00:38:19Oh.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:27Oh.
00:38:37Oh.
00:38:38Oh.
00:38:39Oh.
00:38:43Oh.
00:38:45Oh.
00:38:45Oh.
00:38:45Oh.
00:38:46Oh.
00:38:52Oh.
00:38:53Oh.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:55Oh.
00:38:56Oh.
00:38:57Oh.
00:39:00Oh.
00:39:16Wow.
00:39:16Um, sure.
00:39:18Can I keep my shirt on?
00:39:34And there's flames coming off the back and everything?
00:39:36Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car.
00:39:38How close are you sticking to my sketch?
00:39:39I stuck to it exactly.
00:39:41You're gonna love it.
00:39:42Awesome.
00:39:42Looks really cool.
00:39:49Wait! Stop!
00:39:51There's a bomb in the cake.
00:39:53Don't worry.
00:39:54I used to be a bomb guy.
00:39:57Everyone stand back!
00:40:01Oh my god!
00:40:03Try it out!
00:40:04You son of a bitch!
00:40:06You ruined my plans!
00:40:08Sarah, the sister of the bride,
00:40:10and based on her accent,
00:40:12from origins unknown.
00:40:14I'll take her dead or alive.
00:40:15Put the weapon down!
00:40:17Fine.
00:40:17Then it's to be hand-to-hand combat then.
00:40:20Oh my god!
00:40:21Niles!
00:40:22How's it going? Is it good?
00:40:23Yeah, it looks really good.
00:40:25And are the balls smooth and hairless like I asked for?
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:27And are you getting the jizz right?
00:40:29Dotted lines, straight across.
00:40:31Ready?
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:36Tadah!
00:40:38Tadah!
00:40:39Wow!
00:40:41That's beautiful.
00:40:43I'm not that old though, am I?
00:40:44Tadah!
00:41:01Think of it like this.
00:41:04Everything in this void,
00:41:06the space where the candy bar once was,
00:41:09but is now in my stomach,
00:41:11is the past.
00:41:12Mm-hmm.
00:41:13And everything that's remaining
00:41:15is the future encased in chocolate.
00:41:18Mm-hmm.
00:41:18I have no interest in this.
00:41:20Emptiness.
00:41:21You know, the who, what, why of your past.
00:41:25You got here, that's all that matters.
00:41:26But if you really want to know someone deeper,
00:41:28it does matter.
00:41:30It does.
00:41:32You have to know the whole package.
00:41:34I disagree.
00:41:35This.
00:41:36The next bite.
00:41:40That's all that matters.
00:41:45I was married for two years.
00:41:52I knew it wasn't going to work.
00:41:54I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment
00:41:56that I said yes.
00:41:56I knew it wasn't going to work out
00:41:57when I moved to Austin for him.
00:41:59I knew it wasn't going to work out
00:42:02as I walked down the aisle.
00:42:07But I went through with it,
00:42:09and it didn't work out.
00:42:14Now, ignoring all that
00:42:17would make me destined to repeat it.
00:42:26What about you?
00:42:29Hmm.
00:42:31Are you going to tell me anything about it?
00:42:35There's nothing.
00:42:36What about your life
00:42:37before you got stuck in here?
00:42:40What was your job?
00:42:51I honestly can't remember.
00:42:53God, that's bullshit, Niles.
00:42:55No, I'm serious.
00:42:58Wow, it's been such a long time.
00:43:11These are fantastic mushrooms.
00:43:17Yeah.
00:43:20Too bad we're doing them in such a shithole, though.
00:43:23I am not a fan of this magical desert.
00:43:27Well, then I just feel sorry for you.
00:43:29Yeah?
00:43:29Uh-huh.
00:43:30Oh, wow.
00:43:32Well, if you feel sorry for me,
00:43:33then that must mean that you care about me, Niles.
00:43:35In what?
00:43:36No.
00:43:37In what?
00:43:38What?
00:43:38No, but when I say that I feel sorry,
00:43:41it's like...
00:43:43It's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry
00:43:45that, you know, I finished one beer,
00:43:47and now I have to open a new one.
00:43:50You know, now I'm not sorry anymore.
00:43:53It's just a fleeting feeling.
00:43:55Right.
00:43:56It drifts away,
00:43:58just like, uh, they all do.
00:44:05What do you mean?
00:44:05It just drifts away.
00:44:08Like they all do.
00:44:11Like what has drifted away?
00:44:23Everything.
00:44:29Anyways.
00:44:31Cheers.
00:44:33To pretending not to care.
00:44:36I like that.
00:44:38I know you do.
00:44:41To pretending...
00:44:49That's Nile.
00:44:53My God.
00:44:55Do you see them, too?
00:44:58Are they real?
00:45:01Who cares?
00:45:20Night.
00:45:38Niles.
00:45:40Mm-hmm.
00:45:42Let's just get it over with.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:53Okay.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:56Okay.
00:45:58Okay.
00:45:58Okay.
00:46:04I, uh...
00:46:05Right.
00:46:07Let me explain.
00:46:08No.
00:46:12Okay.
00:46:25The night.
00:46:25You down here.
00:46:27Me.
00:46:28Punk.
00:46:28I was so excited.
00:46:49It's going to be a beautiful wedding.
00:47:09Hey, um, sorry, you, um, you should probably go, you know, before somebody sees you.
00:47:43Sarah?
00:47:44Yeah.
00:47:50Gotta say, it kind of felt a little different this morning.
00:47:58Like, like, you know, kind of good.
00:48:06Because of last night?
00:48:12Oh, yeah.
00:48:14Yeah.
00:48:17Is that a yeah for Gret, or...?
00:48:20Yeah, it was fun.
00:48:22It was fun.
00:48:24Yeah, sounds like it.
00:48:30I can't keep waking up in here.
00:48:34Yeah, the waking up is always weird.
00:48:36But, you know, going to bed maybe just got a little better.
00:48:41Right?
00:48:42This cop's been following us for miles.
00:48:46Oh.
00:48:47Right?
00:48:49Do you want to talk about it, or...?
00:48:51The cop?
00:48:52No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night.
00:48:55You said we should have sex, and then we had sex.
00:48:57What's there to talk about?
00:49:00It's all meaningless, right?
00:49:02I mean, I hope it's not all meaningless.
00:49:10So what, we're just littering now?
00:49:11God, nothing.
00:49:13What is this guy's deal?
00:49:24Oh, there we go.
00:49:26Fine.
00:49:26What are you doing?
00:49:27You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before.
00:49:30Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about.
00:49:32Aren't you?
00:49:33No.
00:49:34No, no, no, no, don't.
00:49:36I think it might be him.
00:49:37Him?
00:49:38Roy.
00:49:41Fucker.
00:49:44Don't stop.
00:49:45If you're not going to take care of this, someone has to.
00:49:48No, someone doesn't have to.
00:49:50We've been over this.
00:49:51I'm serious.
00:49:51I'm serious.
00:49:53Help!
00:49:55He's trying to kill me!
00:49:58He's trying to kill me!
00:50:01He's trying to kill me!
00:50:03He's trying to kill me!
00:50:03Sir, step out of the vehicle with your hand up.
00:50:10Is that him?
00:50:11Sir, we do not comply.
00:50:13All right.
00:50:13All right.
00:50:14Do it to him, Mr. Looney Man Force.
00:50:21Uh, okay!
00:50:25I'm coming out!
00:50:30Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman.
00:50:32I thought you were someone else.
00:50:36You should always go with that first instinct, shitbird.
00:50:45Hey, Roy.
00:50:54Did you call for backup?
00:50:57Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
00:50:59Oh, come on.
00:51:00Relax.
00:51:00I just, uh, I just clipped him.
00:51:02You did not just clip him!
00:51:03Well, he's a fucking sadist!
00:51:05I was just saving you!
00:51:06You should be thanking me!
00:51:07He was gonna kill you!
00:51:08Okay, well, no thank you!
00:51:09Freeze!
00:51:10Put your hands above your head!
00:51:11Suck my dick, officer, bitch!
00:51:13Seriously, man.
00:51:14Just leave us alone.
00:51:14Are you gonna fucking tase me, fuckface?
00:51:16Oh, oh, oh yeah!
00:51:17Go ahead and tase me!
00:51:18Come on!
00:51:18Just do it!
00:51:22I'm touching your bike!
00:51:23Uh-oh!
00:51:24Uh-oh!
00:51:25Uh-oh!
00:51:25Who the fuck is that?
00:51:27What the hell is going on with you?
00:51:29What?
00:51:30You got a little out of hand.
00:51:32You think?
00:51:34Sorry.
00:51:36The pain is real.
00:51:38Why can't you understand that?
00:51:40It doesn't matter!
00:51:41Nothing matters!
00:51:41Right?
00:51:42Those are your words!
00:51:43Pain matters.
00:51:44What we do to other people matters.
00:51:46Being a source of terror is not fun, okay?
00:51:48It's not fulfilling.
00:51:49I know this from experience.
00:51:51It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember.
00:51:53We remember.
00:51:54We have to deal with the things that we do.
00:51:55Oh, my God.
00:51:56Cry me a river, Niles.
00:51:57You were never gonna deal with him.
00:51:58I actually did you a favor, so fuck you.
00:52:00No, Sarah.
00:52:01Fuck you.
00:52:02Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child.
00:52:04Which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with.
00:52:07Ow!
00:52:08See?
00:52:08A child.
00:52:09Shut the fuck up over there!
00:52:10I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it.
00:52:14I tried to stop you!
00:52:16Or don't you remember?
00:52:17I said, stop!
00:52:18Don't come in!
00:52:18But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do.
00:52:20She's got it all figured out.
00:52:21Are you serious right now?
00:52:23I followed you into that cave because I liked you and someone was trying to hurt you.
00:52:27Because I give a shit.
00:52:28Which is something that you clearly know nothing about.
00:52:31If I had known that I was going to be stuck with a pretentious sad boy for the rest of
00:52:37eternity,
00:52:38I would have stayed so far away from you and I sure as hell would never have fucked you.
00:52:44Oh, please.
00:52:45Fucked like a thousand times.
00:52:49What?
00:52:53What?
00:52:57What did you say?
00:52:58What?
00:52:58I didn't say-
00:52:59Answer me!
00:53:06I lied, okay?
00:53:08We did hook up before.
00:53:10A lot.
00:53:13All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding.
00:53:16But it was different then.
00:53:18It was always just gonna reset.
00:53:20And then you got stuck in here and-
00:53:23I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't want to tell you.
00:53:28I didn't want to tell you.
00:53:32So I didn't.
00:53:33Okay?
00:53:41I'm getting out of this day.
00:53:45Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?
00:53:47Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
00:53:59Hey, Pia.
00:54:01What room is Sarah staying in?
00:54:05Misty's boyfriend.
00:54:06Come on!
00:54:06Oh, okay.
00:54:07Right, right.
00:54:07Sorry.
00:54:08Her room is second to last down the hall.
00:54:11But she isn't in there.
00:54:12Where is she?
00:54:13No one knows.
00:54:14Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there.
00:54:23So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night?
00:54:26She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's gotta be somewhere.
00:54:29Niles, what are you doing?
00:54:30Sarah!
00:54:31Come on out!
00:54:33Come on out!
00:54:35Wake up!
00:54:39Sarah!
00:54:43Sarah!
00:54:45Sarah!
00:54:48Wake up!
00:54:50Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
00:54:53Oh, don't say that.
00:54:54No.
00:54:55Howard, once again, Pia is right.
00:54:58Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.
00:55:01Who are you?
00:55:04Misty's boyfriend.
00:55:09Wake up!
00:55:11Wake up!
00:55:11Where is she?
00:55:12Seriously.
00:55:12Did she tell you guys to do this?
00:55:14Okay, maybe you didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right?
00:55:16I don't feel safe with him in the house.
00:55:18I feel like we should call the cops.
00:55:19That's like, honestly...
00:55:20Sarah!
00:55:21I don't feel safe anymore.
00:55:23And how gorgeous are these two?
00:55:25Hashtag life goals in my right size.
00:55:28We're so bad.
00:55:29Oh, my leg.
00:55:30Wake up!
00:55:32Air Force reserves, I ate three whole pizzas.
00:55:34Randy, you have the best stories.
00:55:35I know.
00:55:37Hey!
00:55:38Hey!
00:55:38Oh, my God!
00:55:39The wedding guy's here!
00:55:42Hey!
00:55:42Nice job, man.
00:55:44Yeah!
00:55:44I need a breather.
00:55:45Can I...
00:55:45Oh, please.
00:55:46Go for it.
00:55:47I brought it for you, man.
00:55:49Misty's boyfriend.
00:55:50Are you in on this?
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:55That's a hard no.
00:55:56Okay.
00:55:56All right.
00:55:57Don't mind if I do.
00:55:59That's good, right?
00:56:00Oh, my God.
00:56:02Yeah.
00:56:02Feel free to join some white boys tonight.
00:56:04Hey, man.
00:56:05Now he's married, man.
00:56:06Watch him go back to the wedding.
00:56:08Duff.
00:56:08I never want to be married.
00:56:10You okay, dude?
00:56:11Did you two sleep in here last night?
00:56:13No, Tyler's all about that no sleeping together before marriage thing, so Abe took it.
00:56:17Why?
00:56:18Abe slept here last night.
00:56:20Yeah.
00:56:20What's up?
00:56:25You're so fucking beautiful.
00:56:27Abraham, you slick fuck.
00:56:29I get it.
00:56:31Uh...
00:56:31Excuse me?
00:56:32You and Sarah.
00:56:33It all makes sense now.
00:56:35What's he talking about?
00:56:36Your sister and Abraham boned each other.
00:56:39She wakes up with him every single day and then probably sneaks out in the morning.
00:56:44God, no wonder she hates herself.
00:56:45Here, smell this.
00:56:46From Abe's room.
00:56:47Shut up and sit down.
00:56:48You're drunk.
00:56:49Miles, what are you doing?
00:56:50Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.
00:56:51That isn't true, is it?
00:56:53What?
00:56:54No, no.
00:56:55This guy's been drunk all day.
00:56:56That may be accurate.
00:56:57However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion
00:57:03by Fournier, the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday.
00:57:06Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier?
00:57:10Oh my god.
00:57:12I didn't think so.
00:57:14Get the fuck out of here, okay?
00:57:16Abe, let's take a walk.
00:57:17You don't actually believe this guy, do you?
00:57:19You cheated on your fiancé the night before your wedding with her sister?
00:57:22And you know what?
00:57:23Fuck all of you.
00:57:25Sarah's a good person.
00:57:26But for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you.
00:57:31Come here!
00:57:34Stay back!
00:57:37Trying to ruin my wife, huh?
00:57:39Come on, let's go!
00:57:47Misty's boyfriend!
00:57:51Oh, wow.
00:57:52Oh my god!
00:57:53Oh my god!
00:57:54Oh my god!
00:57:54Is there a fork in my face?!
00:58:05Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite the mother and the father of the bride for a one-night special
00:58:09performance.
00:58:13Tala, you know that I'm not great with words, but I do love you more than anything.
00:58:19So we're going to perform a number that I sung to Howard on our wedding night.
00:58:25It's a song that I want you two to remember.
00:58:27When you fall into hard times, love can get you through anything.
00:58:32And this is A Lover's Concerto.
00:58:36How gentle is the rain that falls softly on the man.
00:58:51I miss her, Jerry.
00:58:53Who?
00:58:56Sarah.
00:58:57Wilder?
00:59:00Oh.
00:59:01I didn't know you knew her.
00:59:10I love her.
00:59:15I see.
00:59:17That's interesting.
00:59:26Wake up!
00:59:54I'm turning myself in!
00:59:57Torture me!
00:59:58I don't care!
01:00:00Motherfucker.
01:00:00You're right.
01:00:01It's dark down here.
01:00:03What the fuck are you doing here?
01:00:05Hey, Roy.
01:00:06I give up.
01:00:08You win.
01:00:10It's okay, everybody.
01:00:12It's my nephew.
01:00:13Thanks for your concern.
01:00:16You cannot be here.
01:00:18Who is that man?
01:00:19Fuck.
01:00:19Who?
01:00:20Hey, hon.
01:00:21This is...
01:00:22Niles.
01:00:23Niles.
01:00:24He's an old friend.
01:00:25Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back.
01:00:35You look sad.
01:00:37Oh, he's okay, sweetie.
01:00:42Oh.
01:00:45Twins.
01:00:47You believe I made these at my age?
01:00:50If I had one less Mai Tai that night, I'd have put the condom on, right?
01:00:54And they wouldn't be here.
01:00:57So, here's to Mai Tais.
01:01:04So, this is your life?
01:01:06Not bad, huh?
01:01:07Beautiful wife.
01:01:09Beautiful kids.
01:01:13Little Joey is watering dog shit.
01:01:16It's weird.
01:01:18But...
01:01:19It's beautiful.
01:01:21What happened to marriage being a bottomless pit of sorrow?
01:01:24Things change, you know?
01:01:28Priorities change.
01:01:34Okay, so what are you doing here?
01:01:35Just get on with it.
01:01:36You're freaking my wife out.
01:01:41I don't know.
01:01:41I...
01:01:43Hadn't seen you in a while.
01:01:44Yeah, no shit.
01:01:45I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you.
01:01:47Nurses wouldn't let me sleep.
01:01:49They were afraid I'd go into a coma.
01:01:50Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU.
01:01:55I had a lot of anger towards you, man.
01:01:59I mean...
01:02:01I'm not gonna see my kids grow up.
01:02:04Never gonna walk little Ivey down the aisle.
01:02:12I guess I had my head up my own ass.
01:02:15I mean, I didn't really comprehend what I was putting you through.
01:02:20A little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though.
01:02:29This was always a good day here.
01:02:33You know?
01:02:34My wife in the prime of her womanhood.
01:02:39Little Joey tending his dog shit.
01:02:42Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon where we're all animals.
01:02:48I'm a cuddly grizzly bear.
01:02:50I mean, it doesn't get any better than that.
01:02:57You gotta find your Irvine.
01:03:01I don't have an Irvine.
01:03:04We all have an Irvine.
01:03:08Hey, who was that loony bitch who blindsided me with the cop car anyway?
01:03:12Don't call her that.
01:03:15You took her to the cave, didn't you?
01:03:17Did you learn nothing from all this?
01:03:19She followed me in.
01:03:24Well, at least you have each other.
01:03:28Nothing worse than going through this shit alone.
01:03:39Okay, I think it's time for you to go.
01:03:42Can I stay for dinner?
01:03:43No, man, look, I...
01:03:45I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore.
01:03:50It's not you, it's me.
01:03:56Would you kill me one more time?
01:04:00Just, you know, beat the traffic.
01:04:08Side yard.
01:04:14I hope you find it, man.
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:27I'm getting out of this day.
01:04:31Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?
01:04:34Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
01:04:36It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
01:04:39Hey, shut up.
01:04:40That was awful and crazy, and it should never have happened.
01:04:43And we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing that is coming toward us.
01:04:47Because we are very shitty people.
01:04:50But...
01:04:51I am done being shitty.
01:05:01What did we do? That was so stupid!
01:05:06I'm a cheating piece of shit!
01:05:08Yeah, okay, great. I gotta know.
01:05:09It's like my dad!
01:05:32I'm a girlie!
01:05:33You're two of us.
01:05:34I'm a gon' guy who's some girl, who's some jngulo.
01:05:35I'm less than a girl who knows.
01:05:35You're a bitch for an old brownie, and I'm a官 Nori.
01:05:36Not really.
01:05:36I'm a god, he's not a girl.
01:05:39I was a bitch.
01:05:39You're a bitch.
01:05:41I'm a bitch.
01:05:41I'm a bitch.
01:05:44My mom's a bitch.
01:05:45I'm a bitch.
01:06:03Yeah, but it would allow an observer access to the inter-deterministic universe on the
01:06:07other side of the Kaoshi horizon.
01:06:10Okay.
01:06:11Sounds like you're doing it right now.
01:06:16You'll be okay.
01:06:17You'll do just fine.
01:06:38Wake up.
01:06:48Hey.
01:06:52You're here?
01:06:53Yep.
01:06:55Well, it's good to see you.
01:07:00You look great.
01:07:01Yeah, well, I can't age.
01:07:05Right.
01:07:06Let me in, Sarah!
01:07:08You can't want me out of my own room!
01:07:10Niall!
01:07:12Oh!
01:07:14So how have you been?
01:07:15Oh, so bad.
01:07:17I mean, no, yeah, really, really bad.
01:07:23Look, can I just say something?
01:07:26I'm so sorry for lying, for not telling you about our past, and I don't blame you for being
01:07:32mad at me and staying away for so long, but I've been thinking about it a lot, and I don't
01:07:38know, I feel like we had something really good going before I screwed it up, you know?
01:07:45So, do you think there's any way we could just start over?
01:07:52Are you done?
01:07:54Yeah.
01:07:56Cool.
01:07:59So, I think I found a way out.
01:08:02Huh?
01:08:03We are trapped in a box of energy.
01:08:06We get out of it by escaping the box in the 3.2 seconds it takes to travel through the
01:08:12loop itself.
01:08:15And by escaping the box, you mean...
01:08:18We blow up ourselves in the cave during that window.
01:08:20And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment, it will propel us out.
01:08:27To where?
01:08:29I don't know.
01:08:30We could wake up and it's today, we could wake up and it's 20 years from now, or, you
01:08:34know, we could be dead under a pile of rocks.
01:08:37There's really no way to be sure.
01:08:39That's why it's a theory.
01:08:41But we have to try.
01:08:44Yeah, I guess.
01:08:46Do we, though?
01:08:47I mean, I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again.
01:08:51Remember the whole karma thing?
01:08:52This is different.
01:08:54I tested it.
01:08:56Tested it how?
01:08:58Spuds' goat.
01:08:59I sent her into the cave and I blew her up.
01:09:01I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore.
01:09:04Can you sit me up?
01:09:05Wait, the goat is gone?
01:09:07Mm-hmm.
01:09:08It's crazy, right?
01:09:10So I think that we just get through the rest of today.
01:09:12We don't do anything too nuts.
01:09:14And then tonight, we pays the fuck out of this shithole.
01:09:18I mean, you sure you don't want to run some more tests or something?
01:09:23What?
01:09:23No.
01:09:24What are you talking about?
01:09:24Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere.
01:09:26What's the big rush?
01:09:27You know, in case something actually does happen.
01:09:32Holy shit.
01:09:34Are you scared to leave?
01:09:36What?
01:09:36No.
01:09:38Not at all.
01:09:39I just don't want to leave.
01:09:42There's a difference.
01:09:43Oh yeah?
01:09:43What's the difference?
01:09:44I want to stay with you.
01:09:48Look, I love you.
01:09:49Okay?
01:09:50How about that?
01:09:53What?
01:09:54I love you.
01:09:59You...
01:10:01How can you even know that?
01:10:03I am literally the only other human being stuck in here with you.
01:10:06No.
01:10:06What about Roy?
01:10:07I don't love him.
01:10:07Oh my god.
01:10:08Niles.
01:10:09So you're...
01:10:11You are saying that out there in the real world,
01:10:14with the millions of other people to choose from,
01:10:16you would still choose me.
01:10:17Yeah.
01:10:18But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know?
01:10:21It's a world of death and poverty, debilitating emotional distress.
01:10:24At least in here, we get to be together.
01:10:27You have lost your mind.
01:10:29Is that so bad?
01:10:30That's what love is all about.
01:10:33Don't be so afraid of it.
01:10:34This isn't real.
01:10:35Niles, everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless.
01:10:38So what?
01:10:39What?
01:10:40I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there.
01:10:45Look, I know about you and Abe, okay?
01:10:48And if your plan works, that's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with.
01:10:52How do you know about that?
01:10:56Orchid Explosion, by Fournier, but it doesn't matter. I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing.
01:11:06I can't keep waking up in there.
01:11:08Just ignore it.
01:11:09I need my life back.
01:11:13And I am asking you if you want to leave this place and come with me.
01:11:20And I'm saying no.
01:11:22But I'm also asking you to stay.
01:11:39Goodbye, Niles.
01:11:40Niles.
01:11:42Sarah.
01:11:50Niles, what the fuck was that?
01:11:55We should break up.
01:11:57What?
01:11:58You don't like me.
01:11:59I don't like you.
01:12:00But I don't think we should break up.
01:12:03What?
01:12:03People don't break up with me.
01:12:05This is so fucked up.
01:12:07Okay.
01:12:08I'm breaking up with you!
01:12:09I had the idea first!
01:12:12The blind may see, but stay behind relief, of all liability and grief, and there's nothing more you need.
01:12:32You have a beautiful skin.
01:12:33I love your haircut.
01:12:34Me too.
01:12:36Without further ado, let me bring up the actual maid of honor, the big sister of the bride, Sarah.
01:12:43Good luck, girl.
01:12:45Thank you, Misty.
01:12:47When I was 12, I had just started at this new school, and I was truly terrified of the world.
01:12:54And I kept having these really awful nightmares.
01:12:59And then one morning, I woke up after a full night of sleep.
01:13:02And I found Tala asleep next to me, holding me.
01:13:10She'd heard me crying in my sleep, and she crawled into my bed to snuggle me, because she thought that
01:13:17might help.
01:13:18And she was like five years old.
01:13:22And I never had another nightmare.
01:13:27You have this selflessness and this hopefulness that's really special.
01:13:38It's really rare.
01:13:44Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters, but I will today and forever and ever, ever be learning from
01:13:55you.
01:14:02And now, Abe, don't fuck this up.
01:14:19All right.
01:14:23Good.
01:14:33You smell so good.
01:14:38I love you.
01:14:40I love you, too.
01:14:45So hopefully you get this, and sorry about that, again.
01:14:49And, uh, I hope to see you soon.
01:14:53Okay.
01:14:56That was a lovely speech, dear.
01:14:59Thank you, Nana.
01:15:00Thanks.
01:15:01You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too.
01:15:08Yeah.
01:15:12Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon.
01:15:16Good luck.
01:15:29You're okay, sweetheart.
01:15:32I felt everything I'll ever feel.
01:15:36So I'll never feel ever again.
01:15:40What are you pouring this kid, Ted?
01:15:42That's his first drink.
01:15:43I thought I knew how to live.
01:15:48I didn't.
01:15:50Or I don't.
01:15:53Honey, take a look around.
01:15:55Whatever you're after, it ain't here.
01:16:14Oh, my God.
01:16:17I'm an idiot.
01:16:18Are you sure he didn't take anything?
01:16:21He's just moping there.
01:16:25I'm a fucking adult, Ted, with the pickup truck.
01:16:28You talk to me like that, you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar.
01:16:41Thanks, Ted.
01:16:59No.
01:17:00No.
01:17:02Wow.
01:17:03Dammit!
01:17:09Blood!
01:17:09Don't shoot!
01:17:10Don't shoot!
01:17:11Please.
01:17:11I need help, a ride, anything.
01:17:14Who the fuck are you?
01:17:1630 years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes at a bar in Aberdeen.
01:17:20She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town.
01:17:23You never saw her again.
01:17:25Spuds.
01:17:27I'm your son.
01:17:31I've always had a feeling.
01:17:44Sarah!
01:17:45Sarah, wait!
01:17:47Wait!
01:17:50I get it now!
01:17:51You were right.
01:17:52I was scared.
01:17:54But I'm not anymore.
01:17:56Look, Sarah, from the first time that I saw you...
01:17:59No, stop.
01:18:00Stop it.
01:18:01Niles, I don't want another one of your speeches.
01:18:04All right?
01:18:13You get one more sentence.
01:18:14Okay.
01:18:16Okay.
01:18:17Okay.
01:18:17Even though I pretend not to be, I've realized that I am completely codependent.
01:18:23But I'm cool with it, because I think that life should be shared now.
01:18:28And I need you to survive.
01:18:32Okay.
01:18:33Just your one sentence.
01:18:35I need you to survive, comma.
01:18:37But it's so much more than that.
01:18:40Colon.
01:18:42I know you better than anyone knows you.
01:18:45And remember that night when we saw the dinosaurs?
01:18:48You said it yourself.
01:18:49In order to really know a person, you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad.
01:18:52And I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah.
01:18:57Ampersand, you're my favorite person that I've ever met.
01:19:02And yes, I know there's crazy odds that the person I like the most in my entire life would be
01:19:06someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop.
01:19:08But you know what else is crazy odds?
01:19:09Getting stuck in a time loop.
01:19:12Dot, dot, dot.
01:19:13Ellipses.
01:19:14Ellipses, thank you.
01:19:14Called them ellipses.
01:19:16Ellipses.
01:19:16Look, I hope that blowing ourselves up works.
01:19:21But it's really irrelevant to me, as long as I'm with you.
01:19:26And if it kills us, well then...
01:19:31I'd rather die with you than live in this world without you.
01:19:36Emphatic period.
01:19:43That was a grammatical nightmare.
01:19:45Yeah.
01:19:46I'm hoping I didn't distract from my point too much.
01:19:48I mean, an emphatic period is just, it's an exclamation point.
01:19:51I didn't want to seem desperate.
01:19:56What if we get sick of each other?
01:19:59We're already sick of each other.
01:20:03It's the best.
01:20:09I can survive just fine without you, you know.
01:20:15But there, there's a chance that this life can be a little less mundane.
01:20:21With you in it.
01:20:23Yeah.
01:20:24Less mundane.
01:20:26That's a super low bar.
01:20:27That's a great place to start.
01:20:33Okay.
01:20:35Okay.
01:20:38Come on.
01:20:39Let's see if we blow up and die.
01:20:43Okay.
01:20:47Okay.
01:20:48So, was the whole go disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit?
01:20:53It's too late.
01:20:53You've already committed.
01:20:54Damn it.
01:20:57Where do you want to go on our first date when this for sure works?
01:21:00Your mom's house.
01:21:01Okay.
01:21:02This was a mistake.
01:21:03Your mom's a mistake.
01:21:04Alright.
01:21:12In case I don't see you again.
01:21:16I love you too.
01:21:36Hello, okay.
01:21:43Hello, yeah.
01:21:53Go. Go to
01:21:54the studio!
01:21:55Go, go!
01:22:16So now what do we do?
01:22:21Well, I should probably go pick up my dog.
01:22:28You have a dog?
01:22:30Yeah, Fred.
01:22:33You have a dog named Fred?
01:22:34I do.
01:22:36You've never mentioned this?
01:22:37Never came up.
01:22:39Where is he?
01:22:40With a neighbor.
01:22:42What kind of dog is he?
01:22:43He's one of them shaggy dogs.
01:22:45He's one of them shaggy dogs.
01:22:47Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool?
01:22:54I guess they come back November 10th.
01:23:09I went downtown to see my lady She stood me up and I stood there waiting
01:23:16It'll be alright when the morning comes Now I'm up in the air when it's raining my hair
01:23:25I got nowhere to go I can go anywhere It'll be alright when the morning comes
01:23:35Just a passing I'm not asking that you'll be any more than you When you come home try to come
01:23:44home alone
01:23:45It's so much better with two
01:23:54Hey, Shitbird.
01:23:55I got the message from your girlfriend last night.
01:23:58That is a pretty crazy theory.
01:24:00You really think it could work?
01:24:03I'm sorry.
01:24:04Do I know you?
01:24:10I'm Niles
01:24:11I'm Niles
01:24:15Hi
01:24:16Hi
01:24:18Hi
01:24:22No way
01:24:25Wow
01:24:26Daisy, I'd like a lots of alcohol, please
01:24:31Nice to meet you
01:24:32Yeah
01:24:33When the morning comes
01:24:37Oh
01:24:39Ooh
01:24:41Ooh
01:24:43Ooh
01:24:44Ooh
01:24:45Ooh
01:24:45Ooh
01:24:45Ooh
01:24:45When the morning comes
01:24:51Just a passing I'm not asking that you'll be any more than you
01:24:56When you come home try to come home alone
01:25:00When you come home try to come home alone
01:25:01I'm so much better with two
01:25:05Now I'm out in the cold and I'm getting on
01:25:08Standing here waiting on you
01:25:11It'll be alright
01:25:14When the morning comes
01:25:16Ooh
01:25:19Ooh
01:25:21Ooh
01:25:21Ooh
01:25:23Ooh
01:25:24Ooh
01:25:25When the morning comes
01:25:29Ooh
01:25:30Ooh
01:25:32Ooh
01:25:32Ooh
01:25:33Ooh
01:25:34Ooh
01:25:35It'll be alright when the morning comes
01:26:09When the morning comes
01:26:54Let me give you a little experience
01:26:57Of some young chickens of today
01:27:00I'm gonna give you a little experience
01:27:03Of some young chickens of today
01:27:06They are full of disappointments
01:27:09They are never, never on time
01:27:12They don't give to an appointment
01:27:15They don't hesitate to lie
01:27:18They won't tell you this when they mean that
01:27:21I wish I could keep them apart
01:27:24But as a man, how can I?
01:27:27These women necessary evil are man
01:27:31Oh, man, oh, man
01:27:33Yes, man, stupid dude
01:27:36Here
01:27:36Here
01:28:04Here
01:28:11There are 5 p.m. is 10 a.m.
01:28:15There are Monday is Wednesday.
01:28:18And when you try to chase at them, they'll never come your way.
01:28:23The only time they keep to an appointment is when in desperate need.
01:28:29They will tell you all sorts of lies just to get what you need.
01:28:36And a man, being so stupid, would give them all they need.
01:28:42Forgetting all the disappointments and all the previous lies.
01:28:48I am man, oh, man, yeah, man is the help of man.
01:28:53Ven, yeah, ven, yeah, ven, yeah, I say ven, yeah, the help of man.
01:28:59Hey, man, yeah, man, yeah, my damn man, stupidie.
01:29:24Double relief, maybe I'll get that one, please.
01:29:38My Mr. Baby
01:29:40My dear, my dear, my dear
01:29:43My Mr. Baby
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