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01:09I appreciate you taking me to play tennis, Linus.
01:13That's the only trouble with tennis.
01:15You can't play it alone.
01:24Maybe we won't get to play tennis at all.
01:27The courts are all full.
01:29The courts are always full with big kids.
01:34And they never let you play.
01:36I hate big kids.
01:38They never give you a chance.
01:40They'll play all day.
01:43Just you watch.
01:44They'll hog the courts all day.
01:47They'll just keep on playing and playing.
01:50They'll never...
01:51You big kids get off that court right now.
01:54Or my boyfriend will clobber you.
01:56No.
02:05That's the only trouble with tennis.
02:08You can't play it alone.
02:29I don't play the court.
02:30You can only play poker on the other.
02:30I am not having to play.
02:30You can play poker on the other side.
02:31I'm trying to play poker on the other side.
02:31I am selling poker on the other side.
02:33Don't play poker on the other side.
02:37You will have to play poker on the other side.
02:45Play.
02:56Love, 15.
03:07Love, 30.
03:14Love, 40.
03:24First game, Snoopy.
03:29Score, 6 games to 5 in Snoopy's favor.
03:36Ball.
03:37Ball.
03:40Football.
03:41Love, 15.
03:48Oh, Dale, you're ready to fall.
04:01Love, 30.
04:23Love, 40.
04:33Game's now, 6 off.
04:376 off.
04:44$45,field.
04:45$45,field.
04:49$50,field.
04:51$42,field.
05:14There will be a one-point sudden-death pie-breaker.
05:52There will be a one-point-death pie-breaker.
05:57Game, set, and winner, Woodstock!
06:14Hiya, Sal.
06:15Glad to see you.
06:17I came over to invite Snoop to a great event.
06:22Hey, Snoop, I want to talk to you.
06:25You're just the guy I want to see, Snoop, old boy.
06:31We're having a real motocross,
06:33and I'm recruiting guys like you to enter.
06:36It's for charity, and the winner's going to get a great prize.
06:40A good athlete like you just can't turn down such a challenge.
06:45Get yourself a bike, Snoop, old boy,
06:48and we'll see you at the races.
07:37I'm practicing the old drop kick.
07:40The drop kick?
07:42That's old-fashioned.
07:44How about practicing a place kick, Charlie Brown?
07:49I just can't believe it!
07:51I just can't believe that you would have the nerve to suggest that one more time.
07:58Hiya, gang!
08:00Let me give you a flash on what's new.
08:02It's called motocross.
08:06Motocross?
08:07It's the sport that's sweeping the nation,
08:10and it tells all about it in this folder.
08:13Instead of a regular racetrack,
08:15this course is made up of jumps,
08:17sandbars, rocks,
08:20river bits, wet river bits,
08:22and whoop-dee-doos!
08:24Whoop-dee-doos?
08:25All these obstacles are designed
08:27to test the rider's skill.
08:30Skill?
08:31Oh, sure!
08:33Skill is a lot more important than speed,
08:36and you get to ride a neat bike like this.
08:39And the winner gets
08:40two tickets to the Pro Bowl game.
08:43Get yourself some bikes and join the fun!
08:47See you at the track!
08:51Hey, that's a good idea, Charlie Brown.
08:53Charlie Brown, you should get a bike
08:54and enter the motocross,
08:56and I'll be your pit crew!
08:58Me?
08:59How will I ever afford a motorbike?
09:02I'm not a millionaire!
09:04Look, Charlie Brown,
09:06this is a great opportunity for you.
09:08If you just go home
09:09and empty out your piggy bank,
09:11I'm sure you can swing it!
09:13And don't forget that I'll be your pit crew!
09:16Okay, crew.
09:17How about if we open up our piggy banks
09:20and see if we can buy a bike?
09:27Hey, Charlie Brown,
09:28does that mean you're not interested
09:30in a little place kicking?
09:44Gee, it looks like this time
09:46she's not going to pull it away.
09:49It looks like I'm finally going to get
09:51to kick that football.
09:53After all these years,
09:55I'm going to get to kick the...
10:02Maybe you ought to try
10:03a new sport, Charlie Brown.
10:22Hey, Linus, how about this one?
10:24Or this one?
10:25Or this one?
10:27Or...
10:27I hate to tell you this, Charlie Brown,
10:30but this is all we can afford.
10:34Do you think it runs?
10:36I think even if it walks,
10:38we'll be money ahead.
10:56Hey, Chuck, I'm glad you made it.
10:59We'll have a great race.
11:01I sure hope you can make
11:02a decent showing, Chuck.
11:04Maybe a fourth or fifth.
11:06Of course, I'll come in first
11:08and get the grand prize.
11:11Oh, brother.
11:13Hey, watch this, Chuck.
11:15I'll show you what my piece can do.
11:17I'll show you what I'm going to do.
11:27Wow.
11:32Boy, I'm ready for the old race anytime.
11:39Hey, Marcy, look at that.
11:41Old Chuck Brown is in my heat.
11:44And look at this.
11:45Some kid calls himself the Masked Marvel.
11:48Boy, this is great.
11:50Chuck will be no problem to me.
11:53And this Masked Marvel sounds like a joke.
11:56Come on, kids.
11:57Let's get to the bikes and get ready.
12:06I'm very nervous, sir.
12:08What's the matter, Marcy?
12:10And stop calling me sir.
12:12They just handed me this microphone
12:14and told me to do the interviews for the race.
12:18Well, great.
12:18Go to it.
12:19You can do it.
12:21Don't be nervous.
12:22In fact, I'll be your first interview.
12:25Thank you, sir.
12:25I'm supposed to start right now.
12:28Okay, shoot.
12:29And don't worry.
12:30I'll make you look good.
12:32Okay, sir.
12:33This is Marcy in the pit area.
12:36We're going to talk to some of the contestants.
12:39Hi, sir.
12:40I see you have an interesting bike there.
12:43Care to let the fans in on your strategy?
12:46Hey, well, now that...
12:48That's very interesting.
12:50I'm sure you'll stick to the leaders and pace yourself.
12:53So you can take over at the sprint lap.
12:56No, as a matter of...
12:58Oh, I see.
12:58You'd rather think an early lead would be more appropriate.
13:02There you have it, fans.
13:04The strategy of Peppermint Patty.
13:06Good luck, sir.
13:08Now, fans, let's go on to this interesting biker.
13:11Let's see.
13:12You're listed here as the Masked Marvel.
13:15Would you like to let the fans know what your strategy is?
13:20Isn't that interesting, fans?
13:22There you have it.
13:24What did you think of that last contestant, fans?
13:27Drama.
13:28Sheer drama.
13:31Here we have an interesting contestant, fans.
13:34This contestant is Charles Brown.
13:37The fans would like to be in on your game plan, Charles.
13:41Uh...
13:41Thanks, Charles.
13:42There you have it, fans.
13:44You can see we're going to have a bang-up show.
13:49Bikers, bikes to the starting line.
13:53Come on, Jeff.
13:54Let's show them what real bike riding is all about.
14:00Okay, Charlie Brown, this is it.
14:03It's your chance to show them what you're made of.
14:08It's hero time, Charlie Brown.
14:14Hey, here's the guy to watch for, Chuck.
14:17The Masked Marvel.
14:21Masked Marvel?
14:23Yo, there, Masked Marvel.
14:25Chuck and I are going to give you a run for the goodies.
14:28We're not going to take nothing but first and second.
14:31Well, at least first.
14:33This is a big time, Chuck.
14:36The Marvel doesn't go out for amateur meat, you know.
14:39Masked Marvel?
14:46Forty seconds to start.
14:53Ten seconds to start.
14:58Whoa!
15:15Charlie Brown and the Masked Marvel wiped out.
15:19Here comes the ambulance.
15:22My big brother lost his helmet.
15:24The ambulance has picked up Charlie Brown and the Masked Marvel.
15:54Hey, what's this?
15:57They put me at the vets.
15:59They put me at the vets!
16:02The motocross!
16:04I've got to get back to the motocross!
16:14Let's see.
16:15We just need to find the right size.
16:20Just don't start pulling any of that great pumpkin stuff on me, Linus.
16:25Ah, there it is.
16:35Here, Charlie Brown.
16:38It's perfect.
16:40It fits you perfectly.
16:43Good grief.
16:44It's the rule, Charlie Brown.
16:47You've got to wear a helmet.
16:54Oh, you've got to wear a helmet!
17:22Yay! Tessie Academy!
17:24Number one! Number one!
17:31You're doing great, Charlie Brown.
17:34Boy, it's hot out there.
17:44Come on, big brother. Don't let us down.
17:46You can do it! I know you can do it!
17:52I don't think you can do it.
17:57Here it is, fans. It's late in the race,
18:00and only three contestants remain.
18:02The Masked Marvel, Peppermint Patty, and Charles Brown.
18:36The Masked Marvel, James Dix,
18:37and the Masked Marvel on the realtor online.
18:39The Masked Marvel is back to the helicopter.
18:46The Masked Marvel.
18:48The Masked Marvel, the Masked Marvel,
18:49the Masked Marvel, the Masked Marvel.
19:08The last sparkle in the head!
19:11Where's the west of the field?
19:15The last sparkle in the head!
19:20Where's the west of the field?
19:20Yes, the last sparkle!
19:24Yay, the last sparkle!
19:27Yay, the last sparkle!
20:06The last sparkle!
20:08The rising sparkle!
20:09I'm so happy!
20:15The second sparkle!
20:17The last sparkle!
20:20Let's go.
21:21Let's go.
21:54Let's go.
21:56Let's go.
21:56Let's go.
21:59It's Charlie Brown.
22:02Charlie Brown is winning the motocross.
22:06How about that?
22:08Old Charlie Brown is first.
22:10I think the world is coming to an end.
22:25You won, Charlie Brown.
22:27You get the prize.
22:29One side, please.
22:30One side, please.
22:31One side.
22:31This is official.
22:32One side.
22:33We're gonna interview the winner, and we're gonna get his thoughts on the thrilling victory.
22:39Well, Charles, I'm sure you didn't think you could do it, hey?
22:42Oh.
22:43The kid didn't know he could do it, fans.
22:46Modesty.
22:46That's what it is, fans.
22:48Sheer modesty.
22:51Ah, here she is, the queen of the motocross.
22:54Make way there, fans.
22:56Let the queen pass.
23:00Fans, the queen will make the presentation to the winner of this great event, Queen Loretta.
23:09Here is your prize.
23:11A gift certificate for five haircuts.
23:16Haircuts?
23:17We couldn't get you the Pro Bowl tickets, Charles.
23:20So we got you five free haircuts.
23:24But my dad's a barber.
23:26And besides, I don't have much hair to cut.
23:29There you have it, fans.
23:31A dramatic coincidence.
23:33Charles' dad is a barber.
23:36Sheer drama, fans.
23:38And you heard it all right here.
23:40Isn't it thrilling, fans?
23:45Don't feel too bad, Charlie Brown.
23:47Winning the big prize isn't the important thing.
23:50What matters is that you tried your best.
23:53And by doing your best, you beat them all.
23:56You came in first, Charlie Brown.
23:58Hmm.
24:01Hmm.
24:04Okay, gang, I finally got the winning spirit.
24:07I finally got the winning combination.
24:09Now that I've won my first race, nothing can stop me.
24:13After 980 straight defeats, we're finally gonna win our first baseball game.
24:19Take your positions.
24:23Okay, I've got the winning spirit.
24:25I'll just wind up and burn it right by this guy.
24:28Here I go.
24:29Go!
24:30Go!
24:31Go!
24:37Go!
24:40Go!
24:43Go!
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