00:01The following contests are scheduled for one fall.
00:05Introducing first, Grammy award-winning, multi-plasm singer-songwriter from Nashville, Tennessee, Jelly Roll!
00:16And what can't Jelly do?
00:18Dominated the Grammys, the cover of Men's Healthless Fitness Journey, and dominated Kit Wilson and his Little Willie Poetry Slam
00:26last week.
00:28Tonight, we have Slam! Poetry!
00:34You're fatphobic. You're toxic. I might even call you a jerk.
00:40But hey, at least we got proof Ozempic does work.
00:48You talk about Ozempic. That's really original, y'all.
00:52Hey, Jelly's really fat! Your mother could have told you that.
00:55I put my belly on her back.
01:01Well, that was one bar too far for Kit Wilson, who proceeded to launch a vicious assault on the music
01:10star,
01:11which culminated on this stunning elbow drop.
01:15Men cry too, as Kit Wilson continues his mission to rid smackdown of the perceived toxic masculinity problem.
01:24There is no problem.
01:26That's the problem right there, Jelly Roll.
01:28Absolutely not a problem.
01:29As toxic as they come, dropped 200 pounds in an attempt at Lux Maxi.
01:36Inspiring.
02:01That is who Jelly Roll hopes to knock some sense into.
02:04That is who Jelly Roll hopes to knock some sense into.
02:05Jelly seemingly weighed the perfect counter to Balance Kit's constant ranting against completely normalized healthy aggression and stoic traits.
02:16Stop that music, Jelly. You crossed a line last week.
02:19So before we fight tonight, I have to defend the honor of my mother.
02:26Oh boy.
02:32You tell lies, Mr. Jelly, about your willy and about your belly.
02:40You falsely claim you met my mother, but she'd never choose you as her lover.
02:50To see you naked, that's far from erotic.
02:55My mom says, hi, you are top.
02:59I'm good talking, let's go.
03:01Well, Roger Kipling, eat your heart out.
03:05You taxed with the poetry book?
03:07Well, I'll be honest with you, you talk bad about someone's mother.
03:09That's the least you deserve.
03:12So here we go, Jelly Roll in a match for the first time as the uppercut comes flying in from
03:18Kilt Wilson.
03:19First time since SummerSlam when he tagged with Randy Orton, and the first time Jelly Roll's ever been in singles
03:25action.
03:26Yeah, and Jelly Roll's gonna have to step up big here against a relative veteran in the form of Kilt
03:31Wilson.
03:32With multiple tag championships in NXT.
03:35Oh!
03:35And it is time, but that was one way to neuter Kilt Wilson.
03:42Would you look at Jelly Roll?
03:46I mean, hitting a man between the legs is not a very masculine trait, Joe Tess.
03:52Jelly Roll transformed himself.
03:55Listen, hey, you know he's great friends with Cody Rhodes, and look at what he's doing right here.
03:59A little bionic.
04:00Oh, the kick from Kilt Wilson.
04:06Go on, Kilt.
04:07Skin that cat.
04:10Nice moves there.
04:11Oh, no!
04:11Oh, and Jelly just cleans things up.
04:15What a great start from Jelly Roll.
04:18Well, that wasn't very sporting.
04:19Catching a man when he wasn't paying attention, Jelly Roll.
04:23That's a very toxic trait.
04:25What the?
04:25Jelly Roll!
04:26Jelly Roll!
04:27Your book's right here.
04:28The poetry book.
04:30Give him the poetry book.
04:31Flight reading later tonight.
04:32Poetry book right there.
04:33It's all yours, Kilt.
04:35Sir Kittington.
04:38Oh, John Rose got the poetry book.
04:41He's a thief, too.
04:42As soon as he turns his head, Kilt Wilson comes flying in.
04:45You've got to keep your wits about you inside that ring, Jelly Roll.
04:49Music, you're an A-plus.
04:50In ring, I don't think so.
04:53Coming in for that.
04:55Uppercut again.
04:56And this is Kilt Wilson now on a crusade to detoxify our smackdown ring from the likes of Jelly Roll.
05:07Global superstar.
05:08Men's health cover guy.
05:11Uppercut.
05:12Grammy-dominating musical artist.
05:15And a guy brave enough to take on any challenge here.
05:19This guy's an old-school caveman, trying to hype up his own masculinity like something out of a Louis Theroux
05:27documentary.
05:27Now this, right there, Kilt Wilson, that is redefining masculinity for the modern era.
05:35Thank you, Kilt.
05:38But Jelly Roll really, really struggling now.
05:41Here's what happens when you get to the business end of this industry.
05:45The one thing we learned at SummerSlam is that Jelly Roll has heart.
05:49He has heart, but he, of course, lost at SummerSlam, Joe Tez.
05:53And that should have been a major warning.
05:55Yeah, but he took damage.
05:55Don't come back.
05:56And was willing to come back to the ring after taking serious damage and fight on.
06:02Well, he doesn't look very smart for doing that right now because...
06:04Oh!
06:05What a smart move by Jelly Roll.
06:09Oh, and Bailey would love that, wouldn't she?
06:11It was a Jelly to Belly suplex.
06:14I like that.
06:15Jelly to Belly.
06:15I did not like it.
06:16Jelly to Belly.
06:17Coin it.
06:18Copyright.
06:19Kilt Wilson, let's take another look at this.
06:23Stealing moves from Bailey.
06:25Stealing moves.
06:26And amending the name to Jelly to Belly.
06:28Now a guy who goes to school on the sport and the industry and then applies it.
06:33We saw a little bit of Cody Rhodes.
06:35We see a little bit of Bailey.
06:36I like that.
06:37Just listen to this crowd.
06:55Oh, and Pittsburgh loves it.
06:57They love toxicity apparently.
07:00As the Cody Rhodes-Slack-Dusty Rhodes combos hit like a dream.
07:06Oh, no, God.
07:08It could be dream time now for Kit Wilson, but no denied.
07:11He was looking for the choke slam.
07:14Big boot for Kit Wilson.
07:17Now having to dig deep as all of Pittsburgh.
07:19Oh!
07:21Power slam!
07:24Like a trick out of Randy Orton's playbook.
07:28Of course, Jelly Roll tag with Randy Orton at SummerSlam.
07:32Great friends with Randy Orton.
07:34Great friends with Cody Rhodes.
07:35Of course, we saw him trying to counsel Randy Orton a week ago backstage.
07:39Perhaps the one person able to get through to Randy Orton at the moment,
07:42but that cannot help you now.
07:44It cannot help you against a Kit Wilson,
07:47who is now surely closing in on victory.
07:50Get your hands off the damn poetry book.
07:56Words wasted on a man like Jelly Roll.
08:00Oh!
08:01An attempted cheap shot by Jelly Roll, Joe Tess.
08:04Wilson able to get out of the way.
08:06Turn E, Kit!
08:08The turn E, Kit.
08:10Oh, but the shoulder is up from Jelly Roll.
08:13We talked about his will, his grip, his fights.
08:17Only his second career match, first singles match,
08:20and he is staying in it, Wade.
08:23Well, that is one of Kit Wilson's biggest moves,
08:26and he did not get the job done.
08:34That's now going for a take-two of the exact same move,
08:37but Wade up.
08:38Oh, what a great counter by Jelly.
08:42Jelly with a major power advantage here
08:45over Kit Wilson.
08:46Turned inside out.
08:49Oh!
08:50Back to the choke slam!
08:51Yes!
08:53Jelly Roll!
08:55Hook in the leg!
08:56No!
09:00Here is your winner,
09:02Jelly Roll!
09:05He can't believe it himself!
09:07Well, that is the most shocking result
09:11you perhaps will see this year.
09:15Somehow, unfathomably,
09:17Jelly Roll has just won his first ever singles match.
09:21Poor Ken Wilson.
09:23Choke slam to how?
09:25By the music star now.
09:28A major victory for Jelly Roll,
09:31who perhaps has just cemented his credentials
09:34as a WWE superstar with his first ever win.
09:40What a moment.
09:43Father and son.
09:44Jelly Roll the victor.
09:48The choke slam toppling Kit Wilson
09:52here at Pittsburgh.
09:58Well done!
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