00:00In the name of Moral Superiority.
00:03I'm Kit Wilson, and yeah, I'm the Topic.
00:10And I was at the Royal Rumble last weekend, and you know what I saw?
00:17It disgusted me!
00:2230 chauvinistic pigs.
00:25Toxic!
00:27Ugly meatheads!
00:30Toxic!
00:31Toxic!
00:33The sweating, the grunting, toxic!
00:37Toxic!
00:39The temper tantrums, toxic!
00:43Toxic!
00:47And all these men trying to battle it out to see who's the biggest alpha.
00:54Well, no wonder they didn't want me in the match.
01:00Because I am the true real man.
01:03And they can't handle a man who has confidence in his emotions.
01:07A man who moisturizes.
01:12Gotta stay moist.
01:14No.
01:14A man who listens.
01:16What?
01:17A man who listens.
01:18Ever heard of that, guys?
01:20What?
01:20Try it.
01:21Try it.
01:21Try it.
01:21Try it.
01:26I.
01:27You are toxic.
01:33They can't handle it.
01:35You can't handle it.
01:36You can't handle a man who moves his hips.
01:39Oh, no.
01:40Like this.
01:41Don't.
01:41No.
01:42No.
01:42No.
01:42No.
01:42No.
01:42No.
01:43No.
01:43No.
01:44No.
01:44No.
01:45No.
01:45Take me in.
01:52I don't have the sound.
01:53Do you know what?
01:54You are all toxic.
01:56But it is not about you.
01:58So anyone who is in the rumble, if you are brave enough to come down here, face the man who is redefining masculinity.
02:06Face me one-on-one in a match, because I am right here.
02:12I am right here.
02:13And I am the tonic to the toxic masculinity.
02:17And my name is Kit Wilson.
02:29Oh, oh, no.
02:31You don't need to redefine masculinity.
02:35It's about to be defined with this man.
02:40The ruler.
02:41Oh
03:00Yeah
03:11Hope you moisturized well today, Kit.
03:37The most desire for...
03:39I'm a feminist, so let me tell you, you are the problem.
03:43You are toxic.
03:47Oh!
03:49Oba Femi.
03:51This isn't time to panic.
03:53Panicking is a toxic trail.
03:55I take it back.
03:56It is time to panic.
03:58Oh, there's a lot of panic.
04:00The ring is literally shifting about six inches with each one of those.
04:08Oh, he just tossed them.
04:10It's a scene of devastation in the ring.
04:14He was just airborne.
04:17How about a fall from grace, too?
04:20Why not?
04:22One, two, three.
04:25Here is your winner, Oba Femi!
04:38Wait, that ain't toxic.
04:40Roach bait's toxic.
04:41Paint thinner's toxic.
04:43Mercury's toxic.
04:44That's just a red-blooded ruler.
04:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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