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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:33Hey!
00:00:35Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:57If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:15I don't want you to stop.
00:01:21I don't want you to stop.
00:01:36I don't want you to stop.
00:01:55I don't want you to stop.
00:01:59I don't want you to stop.
00:02:14Mom, I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12What?
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:50What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59Oh!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I have.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy!
00:04:08Hurry!
00:04:09Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:01So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:18That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17You guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:44Oh, I need some photos of us together too
00:06:48to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:51and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah, of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:17The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:18to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:52in this fake it to your family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:32of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Get me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:36that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:47we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Oh, so I was thinking that since we're married,
00:09:02we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:06in front of them.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:09Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no...
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16Strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that
00:09:20is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper
00:09:27to have messy complications
00:09:29getting in the way
00:09:30of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:47and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:48and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers,
00:09:53all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:09:59Did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah.
00:10:08Just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500,
00:10:13get 10% off,
00:10:15and you are just short
00:10:16$15 if you want to take advantage
00:10:18of the deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20What do you have
00:10:21that's just $15?
00:10:21Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn, my fake wife
00:10:48has some fire in her.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57You can just
00:10:58set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you
00:11:06all these pies.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry,
00:11:19I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Bye.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry.
00:12:08I was just in character, wife.
00:12:09You...
00:12:09Yeah, we'll stay out of character
00:12:11until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction
00:12:32for them or something?
00:12:33Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight
00:12:38or my mom will eat
00:12:39both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say
00:12:42that you do mid-level management
00:12:43for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband
00:12:54works for them too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:12:57Perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and, uh...
00:13:02Wear something nice
00:13:02for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:05Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:12Too much.
00:13:31Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out
00:13:33the new HQ site.
00:13:35Hold on, you're covered in water
00:13:36and you have a hair
00:13:37on your shoulder
00:13:37and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's?
00:13:43Give me a DNA test
00:13:45for that little girl
00:13:46that he's with.
00:14:01Hey, there they are!
00:14:03Hey!
00:14:04Nice to meet you!
00:14:05Aw, Dad.
00:14:07So much you made it.
00:14:08Aw, I missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious
00:14:13husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:16Please don't tell me
00:14:17Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got
00:14:22a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably
00:14:26just some story
00:14:27she cooked up
00:14:28to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age,
00:14:35you become undateable.
00:14:37No, plus a kid
00:14:38looks so bad
00:14:39on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why
00:14:44I refuse to come home
00:14:45single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela,
00:14:48Debbie,
00:14:48my dating life,
00:14:49quite frankly,
00:14:50is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried
00:14:53about you.
00:14:54All these years
00:14:54without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know,
00:14:59you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up
00:15:03out of wedlock
00:15:04raising a kid
00:15:05all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does
00:15:09this mysterious
00:15:10husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager?
00:15:17Of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover
00:15:21for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie
00:15:26to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually,
00:15:30he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He is really good looking.
00:15:40Oh, must be AI.
00:15:42Mm-hmm.
00:15:42Congratulations, Eva,
00:15:44on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Thank.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter
00:15:48and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year
00:15:52when I introduced you
00:15:54to my husband's nephew,
00:15:55William,
00:15:56and you turned him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works
00:16:00for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand
00:16:04a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up
00:16:10for him
00:16:10all the way to New York.
00:16:12and speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie,
00:16:18you've made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:32Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around
00:16:39in a car like that
00:16:40had you not married
00:16:41that criminal waste manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:45Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed
00:16:53the time they're not, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being
00:16:57a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around
00:17:00with no daddy.
00:17:02A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile,
00:17:05you're climbing
00:17:06the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:09Just bought this
00:17:10brand new suit
00:17:11with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love
00:17:14a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy,
00:17:16like Santa Claus.
00:17:18Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:20Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams,
00:17:25a successful man
00:17:26of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet,
00:17:28for some reason,
00:17:30he's willing
00:17:30to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean,
00:17:32look at that car.
00:17:34Could your husband
00:17:35afford anything
00:17:36even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life
00:17:38I can give you
00:17:39and Piper
00:17:39with all my
00:17:40Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:43and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you
00:17:47if you were
00:17:47the last man on Earth.
00:17:53My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband,
00:17:56and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:02Is that so?
00:18:03Well, then,
00:18:04where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies
00:18:15just like Mommy.
00:18:16That puts you
00:18:17on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you
00:18:20what happens
00:18:21to naughty children.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:25Mommy!
00:18:26Hey, are you okay?
00:18:28See your hands.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:30I'm gonna take her in
00:18:31and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on, now.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's
00:18:36the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you
00:18:38put your filthy hands
00:18:39on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go
00:18:44and do a thing like that
00:18:46when I'm having
00:18:47such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go!
00:19:03Touch my wife again
00:19:05and I will snap
00:19:05every finger
00:19:06that you've got.
00:19:11Max, you came.
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:20Mom, Dad,
00:19:20I'll take her inside.
00:19:21Well, it looks like
00:19:22we have a real Grinch
00:19:23to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:27I've been hearing
00:19:28so much about.
00:19:29That's right.
00:19:32I'm about to take out
00:19:33the trash.
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:40Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:45Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:50He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here
00:19:53than William would ever
00:19:54dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch!
00:19:56You just ruined my suit!
00:19:58And watch the way
00:19:58that you drive that
00:20:00pristine automobile.
00:20:02Gap.
00:20:03Car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more
00:20:06than a house.
00:20:07That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news
00:20:09when the CEO
00:20:10of the Harrison Group
00:20:11bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said,
00:20:20I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:22And that's all
00:20:23he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here
00:20:25to put on a show
00:20:26for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal,
00:20:28aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it!
00:20:30That car belongs
00:20:31to the CEO
00:20:31of my company.
00:20:32Jesus!
00:20:33How did he get away
00:20:34with it?
00:20:35That's what I want
00:20:36to know.
00:20:37Enough!
00:20:38Please!
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never
00:20:43marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max,
00:20:46be honest with me.
00:20:47Where did that car
00:20:48come from?
00:20:50How much do you want
00:20:51for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you
00:20:52more money
00:20:53than you'd make
00:20:54in three lifetimes.
00:20:55sir?
00:20:57You need a breath
00:20:58man.
00:21:00All right,
00:21:01that's it!
00:21:01I'm calling the cops!
00:21:02Oh, way ahead
00:21:03of you.
00:21:04Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Are you feeling
00:21:07nervous, Eva?
00:21:10Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon,
00:21:19I believe you,
00:21:20but how could
00:21:22Max afford
00:21:23a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith,
00:21:25don't worry,
00:21:26it's my car,
00:21:27okay?
00:21:27It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours,
00:21:30then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here
00:21:33in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas
00:21:36behind bars.
00:21:36Okay,
00:21:37I'll prove that
00:21:38it's mine,
00:21:39but then you have
00:21:39to get lost
00:21:40and never show
00:21:41your face around
00:21:42my wife or child
00:21:43again.
00:21:43Oh,
00:21:44so you're a tough
00:21:45guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope
00:21:46they serve eggnog
00:21:47in prison,
00:21:48loser.
00:21:49Say one more word
00:21:50and I'll give him
00:21:50a real reason
00:21:51to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus,
00:21:55maybe he is
00:21:55a crime boss.
00:21:57It's kind of
00:21:57sexy, though.
00:22:00Here.
00:22:01Title and proof
00:22:02of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play along.
00:22:23Merry Christmas,
00:22:24Willie.
00:22:24Now get the fuck
00:22:25out of here
00:22:26before I kick your ass
00:22:27all the way up
00:22:28to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir.
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:32Please,
00:22:32accept my tears.
00:22:33Apologies.
00:22:44Oh,
00:22:45that William,
00:22:46what a jerk,
00:22:48huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this
00:22:52little misunderstanding
00:22:53ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh,
00:22:55now you don't want
00:22:55to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh,
00:22:57come on,
00:22:57we were just
00:22:58looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us,
00:23:01Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest
00:23:03son is graduating.
00:23:04Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that,
00:23:06uh,
00:23:06you could help him
00:23:08get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job
00:23:09at the Harrison Group,
00:23:11even in the mailroom,
00:23:12would open doors.
00:23:13We are family,
00:23:15aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care
00:23:16of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job
00:23:19at the Harrison Group,
00:23:20you can put in an application
00:23:21like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail,
00:23:23come on,
00:23:24talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say
00:23:27that my daughter
00:23:28was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah,
00:23:30I think you need
00:23:31to take care
00:23:31of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter
00:23:33is just far too busy
00:23:35for your best life
00:23:36with my new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys,
00:23:39let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:45Welcome.
00:23:45Come on.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference
00:23:53between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault.
00:23:57You were the one
00:23:57who was pushing her
00:23:58onto that worm,
00:23:59William.
00:24:00Oh!
00:24:09Hey,
00:24:10how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know
00:24:12the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group,
00:24:16remember?
00:24:17I have a friend
00:24:18in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just
00:24:20hands you keys
00:24:21to million-dollar,
00:24:23one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people,
00:24:28has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal
00:24:30kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss,
00:24:33aren't you?
00:24:33And you best not forget it.
00:24:35And you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:36Oh my God,
00:24:37just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:41Thank you so much
00:24:42for letting Max and I
00:24:43stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy
00:24:47that you found such a
00:24:48handsome,
00:24:49strong,
00:24:51good-looking.
00:24:51I think they get it,
00:24:53huh?
00:24:56How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58Why don't you guys
00:24:59just get settled in
00:25:00and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom
00:25:03takes a cold shower,
00:25:04we'll come back
00:25:05and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08See you in a bit.
00:25:09Shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not
00:25:16a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here
00:25:26and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would,
00:25:32but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey
00:25:43just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just fills off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean,
00:25:49what do you want me to do?
00:25:51Make out promise
00:25:52to prove it?
00:25:53Something like this.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in,
00:26:07honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing
00:26:08and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member
00:26:11of our family,
00:26:12Max.
00:26:13Aw.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you,
00:26:16Miss Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Aw, just call me mom,
00:26:20honey.
00:26:20I had no idea
00:26:21what you liked,
00:26:22so I just whipped up
00:26:23a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know
00:26:26what Eva's favorite
00:26:27Christmas dish is,
00:26:28right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see
00:26:32if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me
00:26:34you two are married
00:26:35and you don't even know
00:26:36my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:47What's she doing?
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom,
00:26:50of course he knows it.
00:26:51I would like to hear
00:26:52Max say it.
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good,
00:27:18but something still
00:27:18fills off.
00:27:19Mom,
00:27:20don't make it weird,
00:27:22okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:25and we eloped
00:27:26before we got to know
00:27:27everything about each other,
00:27:28but our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's
00:27:31just watching too many
00:27:32of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well,
00:27:39then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea
00:27:50to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside
00:27:55on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there
00:27:58to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07Those are lasers.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this
00:28:11on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not,
00:28:14Miss Smith,
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking
00:28:17about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:37And this is where
00:28:38y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room
00:28:41set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay
00:28:50with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't
00:28:53sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning
00:28:58the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about
00:29:00water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have
00:29:0215 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You hurt her.
00:29:43Whoa!
00:29:44Whoa!
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower
00:29:48when you closed on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed.
00:30:20Nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the
00:30:22dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you
00:30:26unless you say
00:30:27you want me to
00:30:30but that'll cost extra.
00:30:40And your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass,
00:31:06you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry
00:31:14about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33Adam, this is, I'm,
00:31:35this is going to be harder
00:31:37than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that
00:31:40cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:47I don't think I want you.
00:31:53Max, I shut it up.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so
00:32:05familiar?
00:32:10Mom,
00:32:11you're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated
00:32:31than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:39Just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:35You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max?
00:33:59How would you feel
00:34:01if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:20and I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:35No, I feel like you're
00:34:37going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then,
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying
00:35:00to break the contract?
00:35:04Stop coming.
00:35:06Go.
00:35:06Get through.
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:18Elon,
00:35:19the truth is
00:35:21is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:26Just a second.
00:35:28Come in.
00:35:30Hey, hon.
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:32Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:34but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:37before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, atta boy.
00:35:49You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm going to go get her.
00:35:53Piper!
00:35:53Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:59to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:01and away they all flew,
00:36:03like the down of a thistle.
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:06as he drove out of sight,
00:36:09Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:10and to all,
00:36:12a good night.
00:36:15If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:18she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:29because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea
00:36:34what a treasure
00:36:37he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:58You are Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off
00:37:36while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:05Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:24Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:31It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:46during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:52It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:56Oh, there we go.
00:39:01There we go.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:14Good?
00:39:16Mm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Mm.
00:39:26Good?
00:39:26Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:51Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:07Wait, that earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:24Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:45Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:20Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But what is handsome is you.
00:41:39Look at you two.
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Eva.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:56How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean all high?
00:42:03You little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:08or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:33Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults,
00:42:53but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:17that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:19Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:53Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:04I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:41I just want to have our family together.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:01We'll handle it.
00:46:03Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:15actually i do he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be
00:46:25sam yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:34bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:40you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica now i get why you
00:46:47married him eva his silly delusions are just adorable max what are you doing don't worry
00:46:54about it sweetheart santa's already on his way actually five four three two
00:47:02a helicopter
00:47:13there's no way
00:47:20how did you pull this off sam is like family i thought i'd introduce you to thanks boss
00:47:27boss eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who i really am eva i think it's
00:47:33time
00:47:33you actually know the truth i'm maximus harrison you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:46come on you can stop kidding around if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be
00:47:53my
00:47:53husband no i actually am the ceo come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor
00:47:59from that big big friend isn't it eva i'm not pretending mr harrison the antarctica king crab as you
00:48:15requested
00:48:17how is this possible this loser brings an arctic king crab and has his own personal chef who are
00:48:27you i told you i'm eva's husband that chef called him mr harrison wait no hold on
00:48:36you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:40you're you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:44some of the small ones i mean you know that you work for me
00:48:48oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished
00:48:57oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished
00:49:01didn't think max would commit this hard pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move worth every penny
00:49:07i'm
00:49:07paying him for tonight your feast ends and with that your career you're fired fired sam
00:49:21oh god i can't be fired
00:49:25what mr harrison please you can have as much crab as you want please mr harrison i'll do anything
00:49:32guys take out the trash
00:49:39and you oh me mr harrison come on that was a christmas joke a family tradition
00:49:48yeah well there's a new family tradition sam
00:49:55will you do me the honors
00:49:58gladly
00:50:02merry christmas
00:50:06father do something
00:50:09well you kind of deserve that
00:50:11i'm leaving
00:50:20come on sweetie daddy have a scrapped line just for you eat as much as you want
00:50:26thanks daddy
00:50:30i am so sorry i ruined your christmas i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:34honestly
00:50:36this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:38well if you want we can have many more
00:50:40just like this
00:50:42does he really mean that
00:50:44or is he just playing the part
00:50:45i can't tell
00:50:47and that terrifies me
00:50:53merry christmas miss harrison
00:50:55i brought you a gift
00:50:56here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:50:58oh
00:51:04oh
00:51:04this is wonderful
00:51:07sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:10tell me everything
00:51:11miss eva smith
00:51:12single mother
00:51:13small town gal
00:51:14didn't finish high school
00:51:16currently works in retail
00:51:17oh maximus i thought i raised you better
00:51:21a high school dropout
00:51:22in the harrison family
00:51:25not a chance
00:51:30she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:33maximus seems to like her
00:51:35silence
00:51:35get me the address where she works
00:51:37it's happy heels on broadway
00:51:39that's nice
00:51:40we own that one
00:51:42good work
00:51:43but take off that stupid hat
00:51:56thanks
00:51:56so your dad insisted
00:51:58that i try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:02sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:04and how about you
00:52:10me
00:52:11yeah
00:52:13are you happy with your new husband
00:52:18eva
00:52:29that birthmark
00:52:30family to me is a big commitment
00:52:33and i don't want any loose ends
00:52:35you know
00:52:37maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:39so much we're not telling each other
00:52:40uh
00:52:43no feelings no complications
00:52:44that's what we agreed upon
00:52:45yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:52:48max
00:52:49yeah i guess you're right
00:52:52well it's cold
00:52:54maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:52:58max
00:53:00i need to tell you something
00:53:03something important
00:53:05what's gotten into her
00:53:07is she hiding something
00:53:09just the part where you tell me there's no santa
00:53:12i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:17piper is
00:53:20piper is
00:53:21mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:53:24sweetie
00:53:25oh my gosh
00:53:26it's all swollen
00:53:27must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:29listen you stay here with daddy
00:53:31mommy's gonna go get a first date kit okay
00:53:35come on piper
00:53:39okay let me see
00:53:43i promise
00:53:44i won't let anyone
00:53:45hurt you or mommy again
00:53:47but that's not true
00:53:48you're leaving after christmas aren't you
00:53:52uh
00:53:53daddy
00:53:54no
00:53:55what
00:54:02don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:07well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:10well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:12really please stay daddy
00:54:18you think it was scar
00:54:24i wouldn't worry about it scars make you look like a badass
00:54:27i have one too
00:54:29dad
00:54:31i got that when i was about your age
00:54:32some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:35really no way
00:54:37no it was actually a cactus
00:54:40but it's still cool
00:54:43i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:54:49piper
00:54:49how long have you had that
00:54:51my mom said i had that when i was born
00:54:58and how old are you
00:54:59six
00:55:01six
00:55:01that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:04okay i found the first aid kit
00:55:07eva are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:11what do i even say
00:55:12and how do i explain it to piper
00:55:15sorry honey this man's your dad
00:55:16and he didn't know you existed
00:55:18until now
00:55:18um yeah
00:55:23can i see your hand sweetie
00:55:25eva
00:55:30okay look
00:55:34piper is
00:55:40go on
00:55:47that must be an emergency
00:55:49excuse me
00:55:50sorry
00:55:51i'll take this
00:55:59mommy are you okay
00:56:00yeah
00:56:03mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:06i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:10why haven't you picked up my calls
00:56:13i'm telling you max
00:56:14that woman is manipulating you
00:56:16she's a high school dropout
00:56:18doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:20and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:23i'm eva's husband
00:56:24max
00:56:25that man has no idea
00:56:27what a treasure
00:56:29he's missing out on
00:56:33i'm sorry max
00:56:35you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:37your mother would take her away
00:56:38after christmas
00:56:39it's over
00:56:43eva
00:56:44maximus
00:56:45are you even listening to me
00:56:47no mom mom
00:56:48listen
00:56:49i'm sorry
00:56:49okay eva's my wife
00:56:51and i've made up my mind
00:56:52i'm not leaving her
00:56:55eva
00:57:01thank you
00:57:06this is for you grandma
00:57:13oh wow
00:57:15that's so cool
00:57:16did you make it
00:57:16uh derrick this is from
00:57:19eva and i
00:57:20oh thank you so much
00:57:22just glad you're here
00:57:31grandpa language
00:57:32little ears
00:57:38piper
00:57:39do you want to go see your present
00:57:40in the other room by the train set
00:57:42here i'll go with you
00:57:43remember the song that we sang
00:57:45ready ready
00:57:46grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:48what we got guys
00:57:49walking home from our house
00:57:51christmas eve
00:57:55you never told me
00:57:59have we met before
00:58:04have we met before
00:58:07she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:12i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:15eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:26i don't know what you're talking about
00:58:27lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:29they're very common
00:58:29i feel so awful
00:58:31but i can't lose my child
00:58:33no matter how i feel about him
00:58:37maybe
00:58:40are you okay
00:58:43are the clogs a bad idea
00:58:46no
00:58:47i'm fine
00:58:50um
00:58:51oh i almost forgot
00:58:55i got you this
00:58:56you got me a gift too
00:58:58tis the season
00:59:00open it
00:59:13gloves
00:59:15did you make these
00:59:17yeah
00:59:18i know this is a fake marriage
00:59:20but
00:59:21that's christmas
00:59:23you've already done so much for me
00:59:24i just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:27how did i feel
00:59:29warm right
00:59:31yeah
00:59:32warm
00:59:33soft
00:59:37perfect
00:59:41thank you eva
00:59:44i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:48really
00:59:50yeah my mom she partied all the time
00:59:52and i got gifts
00:59:54plenty of them but
00:59:56i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:00nothing
01:00:01personal
01:00:02well you deserve it
01:00:05you're a good guy
01:00:06and
01:00:07someday you'll
01:00:09find
01:00:10someone special
01:00:11to
01:00:11spend all your christmases with
01:00:13what if that day's today
01:00:19what if i already found someone special
01:00:23right here
01:00:48max
01:00:49we can't
01:00:50if you want me to stop
01:00:52you better tell me right now
01:00:58come on
01:00:59i don't want you to stop
01:01:07no matter how many years pass
01:01:09i still can't resist him
01:01:23i don't want you
01:01:26i don't want you
01:01:34oh god you were trying to be fucking insane
01:01:38oh my god
01:01:39i don't want you to stop
01:01:41i don't want you to stop
01:01:50piper
01:01:50piper
01:01:51piper
01:01:52she can't see you
01:01:54she can't see you
01:02:10i don't want you to stop
01:02:11eva
01:02:15grandma
01:02:15i'm up here
01:02:29that was way too close
01:02:31yeah
01:02:32we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:02:38sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:02:42can i still unwrap my present
01:02:46you still have been giving me mine
01:02:53let me give it to you
01:02:54oh my god
01:03:19i don't want you to stop
01:03:31Who is calling me to serve me?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:40I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price.
01:03:43What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us,
01:03:53and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter,
01:04:00and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own,
01:04:05but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait.
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:48Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:51So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:00Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:15a good father.
01:05:16Mother, just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:03we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:31You promised.
01:06:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:42I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address on me either.
01:06:52I know you and Mommy thought,
01:06:55but she still really likes you.
01:06:57So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:03I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth
01:07:29Boss?
01:07:31Boss?
01:07:35Boss?
01:07:36Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry
01:07:39I need to go win back my family
01:07:41Family? Boss, you okay?
01:07:44Never better
01:07:47Go get her, Max
01:07:51Give it your best smile
01:07:53Ah, there he is! Maximus, darling
01:07:57I have some prospects for you, nice high society girls from the city
01:08:06Oh
01:08:08I told you, I already found the woman I love
01:08:17Maximus, stop this
01:08:19That Eva woman is scamming you, son
01:08:23Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another
01:08:26You are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:08:29No, I'm not
01:08:32Oh
01:08:33I work in waste management
01:08:35And I'm a secret crime boss
01:08:37I'm Eva's husband
01:08:38And I'm a father
01:08:42What?
01:08:42What?
01:08:55Oh, that's her
01:08:57The woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:02Hi, welcome in
01:09:03Can I help you find something?
01:09:05I want to try those
01:09:10Awesome, I'll get them for you right away
01:09:13Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:19No, no, no
01:09:20I know what I want
01:09:21Size 7
01:09:24Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels
01:09:28Come on, she wants the white shoes
01:09:36Ignore her, she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:38Here, let me help you
01:09:40Come on
01:09:45She seems kind
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed
01:09:53She's just doing her job
01:09:56How do they feel?
01:09:58Well, I love the style
01:09:59But it's too small
01:10:01I think I need a size up
01:10:03Maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:08Right away
01:10:09I'll be right back
01:10:10Right away
01:10:10She's not only kind, she's patient
01:10:13Was I wrong about her?
01:10:30Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:34Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:36She can't walk
01:10:39That's just pure evil
01:10:43Oh, come on, St. Eva
01:10:46She's in a wheelchair
01:10:48Who cares?
01:10:49It's the last pair
01:10:50I get paid commission
01:10:57I am not doing that, Vanessa
01:11:00See?
01:11:02This is your whole problem
01:11:05This is why you'll always be broke
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:11I'm not selling her joke
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:17People who insult her all day?
01:11:19Me?
01:11:20I'm your manager
01:11:25Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:28Or you're fired
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:39You don't have to fire me
01:11:43I quit
01:11:49I don't work here anymore
01:11:52Listen
01:11:53Don't buy the shoes
01:11:55They're broken
01:11:56Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:58You're a good person after all
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:15You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful
01:12:24Who are you?
01:12:25I am the chairwoman
01:12:27Of the Harrison Group
01:12:29And the owner of this store
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:34Mother of the CEO?
01:12:36I am
01:12:37And you, my dear
01:12:38Are fired
01:12:40What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person
01:12:47From now on
01:12:48This store is yours to run
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56That's right
01:12:58Don't be nervous, child
01:13:00You are professional
01:13:03Responsible
01:13:03Far better than that 2-bit manager
01:13:09You
01:13:11Out
01:13:12I'll leave
01:13:15I'm leaving
01:13:18I
01:13:19I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:22No, don't worry
01:13:24You're getting a promotion
01:13:27You deserve it, my dear
01:13:30Thank you
01:13:31First assignment
01:13:32I want that row
01:13:35And that row
01:13:36And the entire display case
01:13:39Pack it all up
01:13:41And bring it to my house
01:13:42Hmm?
01:13:43Okay
01:13:43Yeah
01:13:46Once we're home
01:13:47I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law
01:13:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:59She's the mother of a CEO
01:14:01Of course she lives like this
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison? I'm here with your delivery
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva?
01:14:21What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh...
01:14:24There you are, Eva!
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law
01:14:33What are you ta-
01:14:37Eva?
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:14:42Well I tried to tell you but
01:14:43Stop!
01:14:45And you?
01:14:47You lied to me at the store
01:14:49Y-you were both just testing me?
01:14:51Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry Eva
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son
01:14:57Just after his money
01:14:59But I was wrong
01:15:00Eva, please
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:03Not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:09It's not like that dear
01:15:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:13Mom!
01:15:14What did you do?
01:15:15I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:18We're not together
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake
01:15:28Wait
01:15:30What are you waiting for son?
01:15:31Go after her
01:15:35Eva
01:15:36Let me go
01:15:37I swear it's not what you think
01:15:39We come from two completely different worlds
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care
01:15:42I'm not pretending
01:15:43Okay, I can't fake what we have
01:15:46And everything I've done for you
01:15:47And Piper, this is real
01:15:53Touch my wife again
01:15:55And I will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:57Max, you came
01:15:59God, you are driving me fucking insane
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:06A good father
01:16:07Just say the word
01:16:12See?
01:16:14Stop fighting
01:16:17We belong together
01:16:20You're wrong
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:27Look, I already told you
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds
01:16:30Now I held up my end of the deal
01:16:32And I met your mother, like we discussed
01:16:34Now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:16:40Eva
01:16:43Eva
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus
01:16:47Walking away is the only choice I have
01:16:56Ow!
01:16:57Are you okay, mommy?
01:17:00Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine
01:17:02Come here
01:17:10No, you're not fine
01:17:12You're sad
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie
01:17:18I miss daddy too
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:28Don't you wanna be with him?
01:17:31Lovebug
01:17:33You're right
01:17:34What am I doing? Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave
01:17:41Now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:45I believe in you, what are you gonna do mommy?
01:17:49I know exactly what to say to him
01:17:54Maximus deserves to know, Piper is his daughter
01:18:03Enough sulking
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there, you can't abandon her
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it
01:18:18I made a deal with Eva to play my wife
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test
01:18:31Piper is your daughter
01:18:33What?
01:18:34See it for yourself
01:18:41I was right
01:18:43Seven years ago
01:18:45New Years, that woman was Eva
01:18:57Eva!
01:18:59Hey
01:19:01Daddy!
01:19:03Daddy!
01:19:04Daddy!
01:19:04Piper!
01:19:08I missed you so much, sweetheart
01:19:15You came back
01:19:19I...
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:30Mommy
01:19:30I...
01:19:32I was scared
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:36Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for
01:19:40Sweetheart, I have something to tell you
01:19:44I have something to tell you too
01:19:48Piper is your daughter
01:19:50You knew
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter
01:19:53Mama!
01:19:58I just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:00But you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me
01:20:05I didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:22I love you, Eva
01:20:25I love you too
01:20:27I promise
01:20:28For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you
01:20:32As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are
01:20:45Yeah
01:20:46Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yes!
01:20:51Yes, of course, I'll marry you!
01:20:57Yes!
01:20:58Hi!
01:21:05Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:21:08And the Christmas after that
01:21:09And forever
01:21:12I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:27Take me back!
01:21:28I'm sorry!
01:21:28I'm sorry!
01:21:29I struck you tire!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:21:36Again
01:21:38No?
01:21:39Not funny?
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