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Blue Collar is a hard-hats-on, sleeves-rolled-up series that throws Canadian comedy star Dan Petronijevic into jobs he has no business doing -- no script, no stunt doubles and no way to fake it.
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00:00All right, put me to work.
00:01You want to get covered in shit.
00:03When I said behind the scenes, this isn't exactly what I meant.
00:06It's warm, tight.
00:08Check out the junk in my junk.
00:11Let's go. Let's fire it up. We got work.
00:15Let's get grimy.
00:17Excuse me, guys. I'm the new guy, Daniel.
00:21Oh, yeah.
00:22I don't know what I'm doing.
00:24We can tell.
00:25It's kind of like my penis.
00:28I don't think it is.
00:34Oh, God, it's thick at the bottom.
00:37Welcome to boot camp.
00:39I've heard you talk the talk.
00:40Time to walk the walk.
00:41Yeah.
00:42Look how that's going by you, man.
00:44Faster.
00:44I'm doing my best.
00:47Going in deep.
00:48Am I doing this right?
00:50I am the trashinator.
00:54This is going to take forever.
00:56How do you think I did?
00:57You're definitely a number two.
00:58I'll never be back.
01:01Are you checking out my juicy candy ass?
01:03You're a freaking HR nightmare.
01:07Teamwork.
01:08Teamwork.
01:09Teamwork.
01:09I can't believe I even helped build this.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Teamwork.
01:13I kind of want to move in.
01:14If you have me, I won't fart as much.
01:16Ha, ha, ha.
01:16My fire.
01:18By the power of money.
01:20We got more work.
01:23Together we will rule.
01:25Objects in the mirror are more handsome than they appear.
01:28Ho, ha, ha.
01:29H
01:29You're welcome.
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