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00:00The End
00:00The End
00:00The End
00:08Odds! Wake the fuck up! We're going hard!
00:10Oh fuck!
00:10Jimmy's retirement weekend! You can sleep when he's dead!
00:13Ok, I'll distract him. You fucking gotta get out of here!
00:15With what? A teleporter?
00:17Go hide!
00:18Here?
00:22Use rubber!
00:23Hey Odds, you alive or what?
00:26Fuck bro, you can't just burge in here like that, okay?
00:28Cause I was rubbing one out
00:30Glad I didn't walk in on that
00:32Yeah, me too. Here, get the Caesar in here
00:34All your essential nutrients. Awesome.
00:36Tomatoes, vodka, clams and...
00:39Holy shit, way more vodka
00:41Gave one of my famous pickled beans
00:43This new batch? Make your ass lips pucker
00:45Can't wait
00:47Fuck! Grab your shit
00:49Did you flip?
00:50Oh, one more thing
00:52Huh? You want your eggs Todd style?
00:54Uh, no, scrambled's fine. Scramble coming up
00:56Thank you! You're welcome again!
00:58No problem at all!
00:59Get the fuck out of here!
01:01Oh, here we go
01:04Oh shit, this is gonna suck
01:06Fuck!
01:09Oh
01:10Why the hell were you up on our roof?
01:12Dodd's roof, he's got shingle rot
01:13And there goes the timer
01:14Holy fuck, it's cold
01:17Don't need for shower now
01:20Shingle rot?
01:22First I'm hearing of it, Mr. Handy Mullet
01:23Are you shaving your whole face?
01:26I've been doing it since I was five
01:27Oh...
01:28You do it once and it grows back thicker
01:29If I don't stay on top of this, I'm a daytime werewolf
01:32Well, look who it is
01:33I'm not here
01:35Oh
01:37Oh
01:37Hey, what up slugs?
01:40Morning boss
01:41You look, please
01:42Don't even go there dick lamp
01:43Your waiter in service last night was bullshit
01:45What the fuck happened to the dessert I paid for?
01:47Oh, I ate the dessert myself
01:49You were too busy eating my sister's face
01:51Hello
01:53Hey, you wanna see a drawing of the dream I had?
01:55Are you wearing clothes this time?
01:56The fuck?
01:57Oh, Jesus
01:58Is that your step-mom again?
01:59Yeah, Miss Nancy
02:01Except this time she's part woman, part recliner
02:04You really need to talk to somebody about this
02:06I am
02:07You're my someone
02:08I'm not qualified
02:10What do you think this dream means?
02:12Great
02:13We're all clear
02:14Ow, you fucking city weasel
02:21Fuck
02:21Don't stare him in the eyes
02:23You should know better
02:24I do know better
02:25How about I just punt the fucking thing over the fence?
02:30Hey buddy, what are you doing here?
02:32Oh, hey
02:33Bud
02:34I was just coming to take you to breakfast
02:37I got breakfast on the go inside, come on in
02:39Oh nice, what happened to your face? You getting a fight?
02:41Yeah, I know
02:41I was running through the bush hunting squirrels and shit
02:44How come you're all wet?
02:45Uh, I think it was raining over where I am
02:47It's not, I smell pizza or something?
02:48It's raining, it's not a fucking cloud in the sky
02:50Drive that into ya
02:51Wow, Todd style
02:53Oh yeah
02:55What is that? Did I do that to you?
02:57No, do we?
03:00Thank you toddler
03:01Uh, did everyone have a good night?
03:03Oh yeah, sure did
03:05Yeah?
03:06Anyone special spending the night?
03:09It's me
03:11Todd?
03:12Nope, and probably for the best cause I snore like a bastard
03:15Playing hard to get, huh?
03:17Good strategy
03:17Not that hard, we already talked about another date
03:20That a boy
03:21Nice
03:23What'd you get up to after Dane and I left last night?
03:26I left right after you guys
03:27Are you sure?
03:28Yeah
03:29Um, what time did you leave?
03:31Ha ha, later
03:32Later
03:33A little later, not too late
03:34Not nose beers late, nothing like that
03:36You know, just uh
03:36Early for some, later for others
03:38You know what I mean?
03:39It's just kinda just
03:40Ha ha ha, one of those get up
03:41Ha ha, yes
03:42You're being weird
03:43Ah, you guys got some catching up to do
03:46Cause I'm already on round two
03:53Happy Monday
03:53Oh, what a messy weekend
03:55My brains are scrambled
03:56You gonna be okay to work today?
03:59Did you get that all out of your system?
04:00I don't know, man
04:02Okay
04:03Alright
04:03You were not hungover
04:04You're good
04:05You were definitely hungover
04:08Here
04:08Coffee
04:09Check
04:10After coffee, gum
04:11Thank you
04:11Take this for the pain
04:14Chase it down with this
04:16What would you do without me?
04:18I'd be fucked
04:20Look at me
04:22Ow
04:22Now you're good
04:23The fuck?
04:25Let's go Monday
04:26Do this
04:27Woo
04:28We are crushing life
04:30Rushing it
04:31Good morning, ladies
04:32Hey
04:33It's Monday, but Todd's got Friday energy
04:35Oh yeah
04:36Smell that? That's the smell of money being made, bitches
04:38Nice
04:38Paytrex cleared
04:39I gave us a raise
04:40As you should
04:40While you're at it, I'll take one
04:42Sure, sweetheart
04:43Pew pew pew pew pew
04:44That's the walkman man that wishes I'd take him back
04:47I heard that
04:48You heard that
04:49Maybe I wanted you to
04:53Hey Chips
04:54Talk to some champions
04:57Fuck
04:57Hey Snappy, what's cracking?
04:59Hey brother
04:59Today could be the day zero in fractions
05:02Oh, let's hope
05:03Whoa
05:03Was that one?
05:05Nothing unsafe about that
05:06That's called team spirit
05:07Yeah it is
05:08Don't you fuck this up for me, Winky
05:10Hey Taze
05:11Don't just stand there
05:12Put your hands in your pockets
05:14Why stand when you can lean
05:15Why lean when you can sit
05:16Clocked in
05:17Tuned out
05:18Have a good shift everyone
05:19Play safe
05:19Look at this
05:21Who finally saw the mystery of the eight inch puke
05:24It's not a puke
05:25It's a hair
05:26Not the janitor's head
05:27Oh well thanks
05:28Fuck
05:29I've been praying for closures of that one
05:34Yeah
05:34Russian hands
05:35No no no
05:35That came out of the pizza
05:37Russian hands
05:38Good morning sunshine
05:42Hey Chelsea
05:43Hell of a night at Jimmy's parody
05:45Yeah, officially unionized
05:47Cheers to progress
05:47Also congrats
05:49You get to swing the axe today
05:50It's your first official layoff as general foreman
05:53Well that was a fun little 180
05:54Contract got pulled
05:56Initially it was four guys
05:57But I got it down to one
05:58So the clock's ticking
06:00One?
06:00That's it?
06:01Don't we have apprentices sitting around
06:03Or travel cards visiting?
06:05Retirees?
06:05You're one head heavy
06:06You know the crews
06:08I'm sorry but I need a name
06:10Can you do it?
06:11Layoffs are your job GF
06:13Okay can I just
06:14No you can't pick yourself
06:17Fuck
06:21Your colon called
06:23It's scared
06:24It's unionized
06:25It's organizing waka through my butthole
06:26At this point I feel like you're not even digesting food
06:29You're more brining yourself from the inside out
06:31If I taste the food then the food tastes me
06:34Okay
06:35You asked?
06:35I delivered
06:37This is coital silver
06:38This will help get rid of my lung whistle?
06:41Oh yeah
06:41This stuff might have to tickle out of my throat
06:43And open my third eye
06:44This is the shit the FDA doesn't want you to know about
06:46Oh
06:48Try it
06:48What do you got to lose?
06:49Come on man I'm telling you
06:51Smells like a slot machine man
06:52Is that fish?
06:54Yes
06:55Oh
06:55Smoked mackerel from my uncle Ezekiel
06:57Yeah well now everyone is smoked
06:59Delicious look at it
07:00Oh you microwaved it in tin foil you dummy
07:02No
07:03That's precisely what you're supposed to do with it
07:05That is literally the one thing you're not supposed to put into a microwave
07:08That's all right
07:09Fireworks
07:09I need to show you some backwoods culture okay
07:11Who raised you?
07:13Oh yeah
07:13Wolves
07:14Yeah something's fishy and it ain't that mackerel
07:17Oh yeah
07:19Bad herring you think?
07:21No
07:22Small sex
07:23Small sex
07:23Small sex
07:23No
07:30That snacks is a wild boy
07:32You know what?
07:33You actually might need a rabies shot
07:35Maybe
07:35I mean what do you think?
07:36You want to come with?
07:37Make it a date?
07:39You're asking me on a rabies date?
07:41Fuck yeah
07:41It's not my first shot and it won't be my last
07:43You might as well just come with me
07:44I'll get blasted and then we'll go get some wings
07:45I do like sweet and spicy
07:48Yeah?
07:49Yeah
07:49Do you like it like the weekend?
07:51From what I remember it was okay
07:52What you remember?
07:54Better than okay
07:55You know it admit it you had fun
07:56Come on
07:57You did
07:57Give it
07:58Stop it
07:59Stop it stop it
07:59I'm fucking serious
08:00Reggie I'm fucking serious okay?
08:02What?
08:02This does not go beyond us
08:04You're his best friend
08:05I'm his fucking sister
08:06I will not be the toolbox talk
08:07No one here will know anything about what happened between us
08:10Talk of the morning lovers
08:13For fuck's sake Stu
08:14Fucking snake
08:16Oh my god Dewey
08:18That is right
08:18I know everything
08:19I told you
08:21What do you mean told me?
08:22He lives there
08:22The price for my silence will be 40 bucks
08:25What?
08:25However I will not delete the mental images
08:28Ew
08:30You're not extorting me Dewey
08:32I will fuck your shit up
08:34Get him
08:35It's a bit aggressive for a guilty conscience
08:37You give me 40 dollars and I
08:39I will give you a fucking punch in the balls Dewey
08:43And I will squeeze your head off
08:44How does that sound?
08:45Easy big fella
08:47Imagine Todd's face when he finds out his bestie and his sister
08:49Played the little game of drill and fill
08:51Okay he's kind of goss
08:53Fuck you Dewey
08:5440 for your silence
08:55Good deal
08:56Good deal
08:56Fine
08:57Don't be like some fucking foot fungus coming back next week
08:59Dewey
09:00Expect your silence
09:00Well fungus is resilient
09:02Silence
09:04Okay here we go
09:05Who's the most expendable?
09:07Come on Tanner
09:08Come on Tanner
09:13Fuck
09:14Fuck
09:15Alright
09:16I guess we let the people decide
09:24Please
09:25God
09:26Can't you see we're on a banana break Dewey?
09:28Jeez Dewey
09:29I have been entrusted with something of an adult nature
09:33Hmm do tell
09:34How adult are we talking?
09:36Triple X adult
09:38Maximum
09:38Spicy
09:40That's my favorite level of spice
09:41And I'm the only one that knows
09:44Not for long
09:47Alright
09:47Who's up?
09:50Oh here we go
09:51Hey Tan Man
09:52Hey
09:53Quick question
09:54How do you feel
09:55I've been taking a long weekend?
09:57Maybe back to back long weekends
09:58And all the days in between
10:01Uh I mean I love the time off
10:03Is it paid?
10:04I need the hours
10:05No I was thinking more voluntarily
10:08Oh
10:09Saving up for a place of my own
10:11Cause I still live at home with my mom man
10:13Oh you do do you?
10:14She just got a new boyfriend
10:15Right
10:15At night I can't hear him but
10:18Oh I can sure as hell hear her
10:19Okay
10:20Oh fuck
10:21Unless that is him
10:22I hope not
10:24I actually gotta be somewhere different
10:32Didn't see the sign
10:33I saw it
10:36Whoa beauty
10:37What?
10:38What?
10:40So listen Roach
10:41What do you think about taking some time off?
10:43Uh like paid vacation?
10:45Nope it would just be a vacation
10:46Oh I can't
10:47I'm two payments behind on my dirt bike
10:49That's okay
10:50They said they'd take my thumb
10:52And this one's opposable so
10:54I guess you can't paint without your thumb
10:56Oh
10:57Fuck's sakes
10:58Hey man you didn't even piss
10:59Whoa
11:01You sure you don't want a bit of time off?
11:03Hell no
11:04Look at these delts
11:06They're not gonna feed themselves
11:08Look at them
11:09Which ones are the delts again?
11:11I just can't do it
11:12I know too much about their lives
11:13They all have stories
11:14Dats
11:15Pets that need surgeries
11:16A guy's mom having sloppy loud sex
11:19It's fucked
11:19You're the GF Todd
11:21Part of the job is making hard calls
11:23Yeah
11:26Look I know it sucks
11:27Just find the balance between being a friend and a husband
11:29A leader
11:29What does this have to do?
11:30It's more than about your piss Roach
11:32It's everything
11:33Todd
11:34Fuck
11:34Look at this
11:35If you trace the silver supply chain backwards
11:37Bam
11:38That's where the airborne microchips come in
11:40Right under our ignorant little noses
11:41I was just asking why my piss is so stinky
11:45Honest
11:45No no no no look
11:46That's the detox piss man
11:48It's the best kind of piss
11:49It's the number one of number ones
11:50Now come on
11:51Move
11:53Happy scrapbooking boys
11:54Fuck you Todd
11:55Good one
11:55And you're having a tough time finding a candidate?
11:57Crazy gets shit done
11:59Oh conch wouldn't be conch without crazy
12:03Watch that line Leonard
12:04I'm not sure about that calculation
12:06I used your theorem
12:07Not very well
12:08Leonard
12:09Mehdi?
12:10Where are you?
12:11Why are you on a necklace?
12:12I'm supervising Leonard's work from abroad
12:14My arms got tired
12:15So I made this Mehdi strap on
12:17Unfortunately his arms tire very easily
12:19What?
12:21Not that easily
12:22Well boys
12:23If these walls could top
12:26I just alphabetize those
12:29What's our little rat saying now?
12:31No clue
12:32I don't tell tales out of school.
12:34Oh, sure. Right, right, right.
12:36Come on, punky deuster. Spit it out.
12:39But a certain Lady Carpenter and her burly journeymen have been erecting platforms after hours.
12:45What?
12:46Wait! My connection glitched.
12:49Ah, Leonard, elevate me. Closer.
12:51I want to study his eyes.
12:53I'm telling you the truth.
12:55You're thrown by my droopy eye. I was born with it.
12:57I don't think so. I don't think he's telling the truth.
13:03Take it!
13:04Ah! Fuck, Dewey.
13:07You can't tell anyone's top secret.
13:10Okay.
13:12Odds and Bareback are doing the horizontal fender bender.
13:15What?
13:15He's putting his hammer into her holster.
13:20Say no more.
13:22I am a vault.
13:23But that is too big of a secret to keep.
13:25What do you mean?
13:26That means I need 50 bucks.
13:2750 bucks?
13:28Come on, Dewey. That's the best rate I can give you for my silence.
13:30Wait. Are you serious? You're blackmailing me? Taxing gossip.
13:35Hey, I accept e-transfer. Cash. Thanks, bud.
13:40Oh, shit.
13:43Everybody knows, Dewey.
13:45People are talking, Dewey.
13:47Not us, though. We're confidential.
13:48But not for free.
13:49What?
13:50We heard you're paying out hush money.
13:51Hush money.
13:55And what is it that you want?
13:57Mani-pedis.
13:58Shellac.
13:59None of that cheap clear coat shit.
14:00Mm-mm.
14:01And a spray tan.
14:02Or like a full caramel glaze.
14:03Caramel glaze?
14:05Car-ra-mel.
14:08Oh, my God.
14:09This shit ain't cheap, Dewey. We know you're good for it.
14:11Yeah, we might start feeling chatty.
14:13You know, I look after snacks now, too. I have to feed him and wash him. And that's on you.
14:18It costs money.
14:19You know, we got a growing number of employees interested in being paid to keep their mouth closed about that
14:24gossip.
14:25I know. It's appalling.
14:28You should probably report this to Chelsea.
14:30No. No, don't do that.
14:32Unless you'd be willing to donate to my bulking regimen, would you, Dewey? Would you?
14:43Hey, boss.
14:47Are you okay?
14:48I've got to lay someone off.
14:50Fuck.
14:51Look at these beautiful bastards. How am I supposed to pick?
14:56One's well done. Fresh off the torch.
15:00Anyone?
15:01Stick with it.
15:03You're down.
15:04Fuck it.
15:05You're crazy.
15:07You're only ideal.
15:11Seven.
15:12Sixty-eight.
15:14Sixty-nine.
15:15You're after.
15:16Yeah, boss.
15:19Todd, my man.
15:20Whenever I've got to be a stone-cold bad bitch, I call him my alter ego, Stephanie.
15:25Oh, yeah.
15:26Yeah.
15:26This is Steph.
15:27You've met her.
15:28This, however, is Stephanie.
15:32There's a difference?
15:33Oh, there's a difference.
15:34It's in the attitude.
15:35Check this out.
15:36Hey, Tanner, your locker's been compromised.
15:38Clear it out.
15:39Ah, fuck me.
15:40Not again.
15:41Go dead behind the eyes.
15:42No blinking.
15:43No throat clears.
15:45Monotone.
15:46Find an attitude that works for you.
15:48Don't be fucking Todd.
15:51Be Todd-rick.
15:57I'm a stone-cold bad bitch.
16:02Yeah, you are, man.
16:04You got this.
16:08Gotta lay you off.
16:09Hey, Todd.
16:10I can see your lips moving, but all I can hear is Nickelback.
16:13Oh, yeah.
16:16Sometimes you got to remove a good stud to finish the wall.
16:19What?
16:20Your voice sounds fucking weird.
16:21Oh, is this your attempt at a boss man voice?
16:25I gotta lay you off.
16:26That sucks for you, man.
16:28Because I ain't going nowhere.
16:33Fuck my life.
16:34Yeah, you're going to have to practice, Todd-rick.
16:36You couldn't lay off that.
16:37Oh, she's all right.
16:40You all right?
16:44Yes.
16:46Oh, God.
16:47Due to recent economic developments, the price for my silence has increased.
16:52Fucker, you better not have told anyone, do we?
16:54I will screw you to the wall and throw fucking knives at you.
16:57You better not fuck this up for me.
16:58Why are you getting told anyone?
17:00Absolutely not.
17:01I mean, my...
17:02God, you told...
17:02How many people did you tell?
17:03Hypothetically.
17:04If I had told someone, then I hypothetically...
17:07would now need some more money to, hypothetically, not tell more people?
17:12As you hypothetically have, you're by the balls right now.
17:15How much more do you need?
17:16Oh, this'll do.
17:17Oh, what the fuck, Duey?
17:18Hey, you remember.
17:19I know where you sleep.
17:20Unfortunately for you, B-dubs, I now know where you've been sleeping.
17:24For fuck's sakes, Duey.
17:25No, no, I can't chuck the white of silver.
17:27Put it down.
17:28No, Roach.
17:29Get off me.
17:30Hey, we gotta get out of it.
17:32It tastes like burns the guy.
17:33We gotta burn it out of him before he turns into the team man.
17:37Ah!
17:39Fucking hybrid.
17:40Hey, what the hell's going on here?
17:41No, you can't.
17:42John Colloid, I'll stop.
17:43Yeah, yeah, okay, but maybe you don't body slam the guy, Homer.
17:45He's not gonna be okay.
17:46Why are you helping?
17:47I mean it.
17:47He's gonna be really sick.
17:48I'm telling you.
17:49Hey, stop it.
17:49Stop.
17:50Get me wrong.
17:52Homer, I'm laying you off.
17:56Wait, what?
17:59Oh, bummer, man.
18:00Break it up.
18:01Hey, come on.
18:02Thanks for that taste.
18:07Maureen kicked me out.
18:09She's worried if I don't talk to someone, I'm gonna build a bunker.
18:11But I've already got a bunker.
18:13So this would just be like, what, another bunker?
18:15Are you seeing someone about this?
18:18Yeah, I mean, there's a group.
18:20Deprogramming programming.
18:22We meet every Thursday night in the basement of this vape shop.
18:25Sometimes it's virtual, but...
18:27Okay.
18:27Basically we all sit in a circle and say the real stuff out loud, like...
18:35Chemtrails might not actually exist.
18:38They don't.
18:38Or the moon landing might have actually happened.
18:43It probably did.
18:44It's been hard, man.
18:45Where have you been staying?
18:47Park my van outside Bob's hardware.
18:49There's no nighttime security.
18:51Okay.
18:52Sometimes I sleep in my shed or...
18:55Underneath the, uh, lunchroom tables.
18:57Are you serious?
18:58I'll go home to the fridge helps me sleep.
19:00Plus just knowing your food's safe in there, you know?
19:02See, I really think you need some time off.
19:05I can't be laid off, you corporate bobblehead!
19:07I got Maureen and the kids to support!
19:08I get it, and I hate this.
19:10But I also have to do my job.
19:12You assaulted Roach today, and you probably fucking poisoned him.
19:15Like, that is not good.
19:16What kind of a fucking idiot Chugs Coytus?
19:38Homer...
19:38It might match the same frequency as the fridge.
19:40You troubleshoot my Wi-Fi network, I'll float you a few bucks.
19:44And as soon as we need manpower, you're back on my crew.
19:50So you got a bunker?
19:51Yeah, but it's mostly just for our winter clothes and Christmas decorations.
19:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
20:44Oh, my God, are you fucking kidding me?
20:48I'm sorry.
20:49Todd is still up.
20:50No, he's not.
20:51He's living on the couch.
20:53Look, I made this for you myself.
20:56What are those?
20:57They're handcrafted and beautiful.
20:59Like you.
21:00I made them out of beer tabs of deer teeth.
21:03You can call them beerings or derings, whatever you want.
21:07Reggie, you really shouldn't be here.
21:09You don't fucking listen.
21:11I listened.
21:13I just didn't agree.
21:20Joey?
21:21Oh.
21:22Fucking solid.
21:23Are you on our side now?
21:26I do worm.
21:27Thanks, blood.
21:29After you, Romeo.
21:37Oh, yeah.
21:39What'd you have?
21:40Nachos?
21:41Close.
21:41Tacos.
21:42That'll teach you.
21:43Don't ever blackmail me again.
21:44Listen.
21:45I definitely got pink eye in my future.
21:48It's better than two black eyes.
21:50I'm coming in.
21:50It took you long enough.
21:51Easy does it.
21:52Oh, oh, okay.
21:53Watch it.
21:55I wonder what Todd's up to.
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