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00:12I'm not afraid to die today, I could've chose somebody else to love
00:23Give me the gun, I'll take the blame and cover up your darker shade of blood
00:35I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
00:42I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
01:00Mommy Baba?
01:06Q
01:14A
01:14A
01:14A
01:14A
01:14A
01:14A
01:14A
01:14A
01:14A
01:16A
01:16Then, in the house, I'm going to take care of him.
01:22I'm going to take care of him.
01:25I'm going to take care of him.
02:00Why not on his part then? You can tell me if he's here or not.
02:04You can't keep him. You can't keep him unless you charge him. Have you charged him?
02:08I need to know if he's here. I've been sat there for over an hour now.
02:12Listen, someone is going to come and talk to you in a minute, so we need to go and take
02:15a seat.
02:16Okay, I'll give you ten minutes and then I'm taking your name and number.
02:22Hi, I'd like to...
02:30Yeah, I'd like to report on missing family.
02:33All families have gone missing, have they?
02:35Yes, I think they've been kidnapped by terrorists.
02:40Domestic ones.
02:42The white ones.
02:46Q-U-R-R-A-T-U-L-A-I-N.
02:54Two hyphens, okay.
02:55Yeah, that's what she goes by, Q.
02:57Okay, I want to go back to the bust-up that you said you had with your family.
03:02Well, that's not really that relevant.
03:04What I'm saying is if you just hack into this, this was set up in the living room,
03:08so whatever's taken place will definitely have been recorded on this.
03:12Yeah.
03:12So if we can just get into that.
03:13So that's a very different kind of investigation.
03:16It's a much longer process.
03:17It's a cyber crime, really.
03:18And this falls under missing persons.
03:19So all we're trying to do is just help you find...
03:22Why didn't you report the pig's head when you first got it?
03:25Sorry, but it's just the details.
03:26Yeah, yeah, of course.
03:26You know what I mean?
03:28That was...
03:30That's different.
03:31I'm reporting this crime now.
03:32Alleged crime.
03:34I'm sorry, maybe I'm being a bit paranoid.
03:36Am I like a suspect or something like that in this case?
03:39Well, easy now.
03:40You know, no one said anything about a suspect.
03:42We just need to ask questions, sir, in order to conduct the proper investigation.
03:46So that's why I'm asking, why didn't you report the pig's head?
03:50I thought I could handle it myself with my private security consultant.
03:54You've got a security consultant?
03:56Because I'm an actor and I'm in the news.
03:57Sorry, you're in the news?
03:59Yeah, I might be the next James Bond.
04:03Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:04So you're saying that you're actually, like, a famous actor?
04:07I didn't say famous, no.
04:08I just said, well, actually, yes, my Bond callback is later on this afternoon,
04:12but I can't be there if I'm here, and I'm here because my family's not there.
04:15Right, so I'm just making sure we've got private security detail,
04:18auditioning to be the next...
04:20James Bond.
04:23And got sent the severed pig's head by racist trolls.
04:26They did, because they don't want me to be the next James Bond.
04:28Right.
04:28Which is why these people have also abducted your family.
04:33There's my current working theory here.
04:35You sound completely fucking mental.
04:42Okay, mate.
04:43Um, give us a few minutes, and we'll be right back.
04:51You've got to be kidding me.
04:55What in the shitting hell are you doing, man?
04:59Shh!
04:59If you keep your mouth shut, then maybe I can focus.
05:02Focus on this, you sentient ballbag.
05:04You should be at home preparing for the audition.
05:07Shut up!
05:09And you most certainly should not be here.
05:11You're not the hero of this story to them.
05:14You're the villain.
05:15Trust me.
05:16They're gonna Google me.
05:17And when they do, they're gonna see all the Bond chat,
05:18and they're gonna see that I'm telling the truth.
05:20And then they can tell the papers how you showed up here with the severed pig's head.
05:25Think, you turgid gimp.
05:27Think!
05:30Fuck!
05:47Be cool, man.
05:49Police are gonna be watching.
05:51I'm not.
05:51I'm just looking for my family.
05:52That's not a crime, is it?
05:53Hey, calm the fuck down.
05:55I saved you back there.
05:56Oh, right.
05:57Okay, I'm sorry.
05:58And thank you.
05:59That's more like it.
06:00All you've got to do is walk normally.
06:04Very weird walk, man.
06:07Be normal.
06:08This is normal!
06:21Ouch!
06:22Oh, whoops-a-daisy.
06:23Gently, cock fingers.
06:25Okay.
06:26Lock the doors.
06:26Close the curtains.
06:28Let's run lines.
06:29Auditions in eight hours.
06:32Wait.
06:32Where are you going?
06:34I need to find the right USB.
06:35The only camera that matters is at the screen test.
06:40Shah, time's running out.
06:42Say the words with me!
06:46Do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work?
06:50Fighting everyone and being no one?
06:54I don't live with myself.
06:56What?
06:57Come on, come on.
06:58Hello?
06:59I'm giving you gold here.
07:02Oh, yes!
07:03That's right, motherfucker.
07:06This is all a distraction.
07:08Classic self-sabotage.
07:11Ha, shit.
07:12Come on.
07:17Fuck.
07:17You're not afraid for your family.
07:20You're afraid of success.
07:23Even if they have been kidnapped, you're no superhero spy.
07:28Becoming one should be our focus.
07:31Why don't you try helping for a change?
07:33I am helping.
07:35The only version of you that has any value to your family or anyone else is Bond.
07:41Shut the fuck up!
07:43Oh, God.
07:45Self is as basic as they come.
07:47Try his birthday, obviously.
07:50Oh.
07:51Heh.
07:55Oh, fuck!
07:56You don't even know his birthday?
07:58Some brother you are.
08:00Okay, we don't know.
08:02Can we get back to work?
08:06A security consultant?
08:09Oh, yeah.
08:10If you were this obsessive about your craft, you'd have a career.
08:25This is a security resolution.
08:27If you see something that doesn't work right, speak to staff or text British transfer
08:32Please call 6-5-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-2-0-1-0-1-0.
08:44this is a waste of time oh shit what uh we've got a problem with dogs
08:50oh dear i'm dry aged you realize turn around now can't turn around they spotted us at least
08:56suspicious you're a sweaty brown man with a blood-stained duffel bag you're already
09:01fucking suspicious just shut out okay just have some faith i'm an actor aren't i oh god
09:10excuse me sir i'm not doing anything i'm not even here to catch a train oh god
09:24boy what's in the bugs sir don't you sir that won't be necessary
09:36yep you say something good man have a good day
09:43how'd you do that well i've still got a few tricks i must do when it comes to law enforcement
09:48must be nice to be uh tall and white huh membership has its privileges shall we
09:54it's a complete fucking mess i tried to go to the police well there's your first mistake there
09:58come on man we're gonna find your family all right okay okay it feels good to hear you say that
10:04because nobody believes me i like him he makes me feel safe well i put a call out of something
10:09called
10:09the kilner system all right now luckily wembley's cctv to the hilt so if your family have been on any
10:14street actually in london in the last eight hours i will be able to track their exact location down to
10:20the entrance as soon as i get a ping you'll be the first to know really yeah man all good
10:25that's
10:26amazing thank you i didn't realize your um your company had that kind of reach my company has the
10:31biggest reach there is all right don't worry look listen here's the thing right your family that's
10:35today's problem yeah what about tomorrow's problem now do you want to be reactive or do you want to be
10:41proactive i want to be proactive of course you do you are on the precipice of something massive and all
10:47that backlash that you've been experiencing recently it will only get worse trust me i know i've i've
10:52fucked the audition and my prospects have gone down to it listen i wouldn't be here talking to you now
10:58if that was the case would i so you've got your recall later correct yeah yeah so you're gonna go
11:08in
11:08there you're gonna do your audition and when you do those decision makers will be primed in your favor
11:19what do you understand how how how how you can do that
11:29are you and my five
11:32it's okay oh okay it's not a big deal it's not a big deal okay listen to me
11:39i'm the only call you'll ever need to make
11:42we've got your bag
11:47what there's a catch isn't it no i mean look every relationship's a two-way street isn't it so
11:57basically what we're trying to do is we just want to build bridges uh to your community and in order
12:02to do that we rely on individuals such as yourself just to help us with um messaging you know as
12:08a
12:08a prominent muslim and soon to be more so your voice it carries a lot of weight so so let's
12:14use it
12:17yeah right shut up let's cyber now just remember we're the good guys yeah don't forget that
12:27obviously just use your toilet i'm gonna be all right don't go anywhere thank you i'll be here
12:35so i mean that sounds shady as shit no sure i was wrong going to nigel was a master stroke
12:43albeit an
12:44accidental one what are you talking about he wants me to be a snitch snitch he's not asking you to
12:49honey trap an ayatollah is he he's offering you the role of a lifetime in exchange for some light pr
12:56work
12:56i'm not a sellout fed sorry sellout well pardon me nelson pissing mandela you want to star in a
13:03franchise that brazenly sells watchers cars and the british secret service this is the only way
13:10you will land this role i guess i just always thought i was someone who represents us to them
13:18you know not them to us you're not representing them or us this is about you shah
13:26and who you want to be and put simply do you want to be talking to a pig's head in
13:31a toilet panicking
13:32about your career and your family or do you want to be the hero of this story the ultimate
13:38shitting hero because that my friend is what is on the table
13:58shah what the hell are you doing man hello i'm improvising oh god access
14:10shah
14:11shah
14:13shah
14:20shah
14:29shah
14:37Move!
14:38Move!
14:40Move!
14:45Move!
14:45Watch out!
15:06Okay, okay. What in Satan's gossip did you just do? We were this close?
15:13Answer me!
15:15Hello?
15:16Oh, God, more improv. No one's watching you, melodorous pissflap!
15:21What's your problem, man?
15:22My problem is that I care about you, Shah. I want to make you better.
15:27No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me, but all you do is shit on me?
15:29It's tough love, and it's the only voice you understand.
15:33If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the bigger humiliation of remaining as you are!
15:39You want to chill out?
15:41I'm in control now.
15:43And I know where we're going.
15:47No, no, no! Please, don't fake hang up on me!
15:51You need me!
16:14Only the
16:15Fine, I'm willing to try things your way! But if we want to be Bond, why are we at Taliban
16:22HQ?
16:23These savage little Ewoks only hold us back.
16:29Don't leave me out here!
16:55Excuse me. Sorry.
16:57Excuse me.
16:58Uncle, can I have a word please?
17:00Why are you calling me uncle at the same age?
17:02I mean...
17:03Sorry.
17:04I'm actually here to look for someone, someone who's gone missing.
17:07My brother.
17:08Zulfi, I think you know him.
17:10He's the big guy who does the cabs.
17:11Have you seen him?
17:13Well, inshallah, we're just about to start praying.
17:15Come and join us, and then after we can talk.
17:16Okay, it's just a bit of an emergency.
17:18Excuse me.
17:19As-salamu alaykum, everyone.
17:20My family's gone missing.
17:22Um, uh, my parents, Praviz, Lateef, and my mother, Tara Lateef,
17:26my siblings, Zulfi, and Q, Kurtul Ain.
17:30I-I-I-I think some of you know them.
17:32I'm just wondering if, uh...
17:34If you might have heard anything?
17:35I was just hoping someone might be able to help.
17:37Pig!
17:39Pig's head!
17:40Pig!
17:41Pig's head!
17:42What the-
17:43Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
17:47You're probably best to leave that.
17:49Come on.
17:50It's...
17:55He's with me.
17:57It's-
17:57It's-
17:58It's with me.
17:59It's mine.
17:59Heh.
18:04Get out of here!
18:06Move!
18:08Go the other way!
18:11Quick, down here!
18:15Go...
18:34Hey...
18:36Get in the packing!
18:37Shit! Look what you've done, Shah!
18:45You owe me an apology, mate.
18:48And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
18:51I told you, your failures would catch up to you.
18:55IDF bastard! Who recruited you? Mossad?
18:59IDF. 100% Mossad.
19:00I told you.
19:02He's not Deep Patel. He's much too short.
19:05You can't handle them alone.
19:08I told you that you need to be...
19:15Him.
19:44Oh!
19:48What?
19:50Oh!
20:02Oh!
20:20Yes, yes, the strong must replace the weak.
20:30Your turn now, Shaft.
20:55This is the only way. Can't you see? Surrender! Surrender!
21:02Surrender!
21:03Surrender!
21:18Surrender!
21:48Surrender!
21:49Surrender!
22:19Surrender!
22:20The other guy though, the one chasing you, he had potential. Why? Why did you resist?
22:30You tell me. You're the only one who gets it. You're the only one who gets me. That's why I
22:35need you. But I don't even know who you were.
22:40I was who you needed me to be. Hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart. Which is weird. You might
22:52want to unpack that.
22:55No, no, no. Don't go. We're a team. Okay?
23:00Good luck without me. Dickhead.
23:06Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
23:24And that's just the price of yours.
23:29I told you I wasn't lying.
23:32You need to realize what we're dealing with here.
23:35Put it down.
23:35Don't put it down. Get rid of it.
23:36I'm going to get rid of it.
23:37But just look at you.
23:38I don't need to see shit.
23:39She doesn't know what she's doing.
23:40I do know what I'm doing. And I'm not the one acting crazy here. Okay? Your son is. And so
23:44are you two by ignoring him.
23:45Shahju is fine. He's just stressed.
23:47I don't need to hear this shit.
23:48Why do we always have to pretend like everything's okay when it is not?
23:51No one is pretending.
23:51You pretend about everything.
23:53I do not.
23:54You're pretending. Right. Now.
23:56You are.
23:57Why can't you...
23:59Baba?
24:00Parvez!
24:01Baba!
24:02Baba!
24:03Varvez!
24:05Shhh, shit.
24:05Shhh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:07Come on, for fuck's sake.
24:09Emergency, which service?
24:10Yeah, ambulance please.
24:12Baba, I'm sorry. Okay?
24:14I'm so sorry.
24:19That does be an impact.
24:20I will feel like a man.
24:26But your name is Shah Jahan.
24:31King of the world.
24:34What the fuck?
24:35You're gonna be fine, you're gonna be fine. Okay?
24:37What's going on? I'm bleeding.
24:39I'm driving you home.
24:41How did you find me?
24:42With extreme difficulty, mate.
24:43Someone posted a video of you doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car.
24:48Oh yeah.
24:50Was it good?
24:51It was shit.
24:52But the view count's rising.
24:54Oh fuck my family!
24:55My family is fine, Q was the one who sent me the clip.
24:58If anything, they are more concerned about you.
25:00Oh my god!
25:02Alicia.
25:03Yeah?
25:04I know I haven't been myself recently.
25:06Oh, that was extremely understated.
25:08Do that in the audition, yeah?
25:10What, is that still on?
25:11Yeah, it's still on.
25:13What?
25:13Yeah, no, you don't deserve me.
25:15I even got your slot pushed to the end of the day.
25:17Oh my god, I fucking love you.
25:18Now listen, we've gotta clean you up, sort this shit out with your family.
25:21Yeah, yeah.
25:21So I don't need you distracted in the room today, okay?
25:23Alright, yeah.
25:25Alright.
25:25Absolutely.
25:30Hey.
25:30I care about you, you know that, right?
25:35Yeah.
25:36I do.
25:48Hello?
25:49In here, baby.
25:52So, Nicole.
25:54Who are you?
25:56We're fine.
25:57How are you?
25:58Okay, I was so worried about you all.
26:02She's fucking crazy, bro.
26:03What the hell are you doing, Felicia?
26:05Going above and beyond as your agent.
26:07Again.
26:09Sit down.
26:09I can't believe I was going to do work.
26:11It's really...
26:11Alright, shut up.
26:15You think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity
26:19pass me by?
26:19If you're not happy, then we can talk.
26:21I can change the commission structure.
26:22Oh, I'm not doing this because I'm unhappy.
26:25I'm doing this because you are.
26:26That doesn't even make sense.
26:28That's all in, bitch.
26:30Shah, do you want to know why you're blocked?
26:33Why you fucked the biggest moments of your career?
26:35You are looking at reason one, two, three, and four.
26:40You are obsessed with getting their blessing.
26:43Their approval.
26:44To be fair, you've been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just us.
26:48Ain't it?
26:48Yeah, ain't it?
26:50She's right.
26:50You keep trying to take people with you, but that's why there's only two seats in a DPS.
26:54Is that like a jet?
26:56It's an Aston Martin, you idiot.
26:57You know, the fact you didn't even mention the DB-12 to him proves to me that you're
27:00a blood clot pagan.
27:02The fuck did you call me?
27:03Just use being true.
27:04They don't understand.
27:05Shut the fuck up!
27:06Listen to me, Shah.
27:07If you want to nail this audition, you have to eliminate all of them first.
27:15But these are my people.
27:18Everything I do is for them.
27:22You're ashamed of them.
27:24You're always trying to fix and change them, but you can't, so just cut them loose, man.
27:28You told me when you signed me that we were going to change things.
27:31We were going to make a difference.
27:32Yes, to your life.
27:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback.
27:36I didn't mean village.
27:37We're from Karachi.
27:38We've got running water there, thank you.
27:40Listen.
27:41Making a difference means paying minimal tax.
27:45Maybe you buy a couple holiday homes.
27:47You can hire a few assistants who look just like you.
27:50That's what I want.
27:51But what do you want, Shah?
27:53Material stuff doesn't really matter to me.
27:55I'm an artist.
27:56I feel, I feel, I feel.
27:59What?
27:59Why can't you accept that?
28:00I'm an artist.
28:02Yeah, you know what?
28:03True artists, they don't give a fuck about other people.
28:06Or what they think.
28:08Come, let's do this loud now first.
28:10Don't do it!
28:16This should be the one who does it.
28:20Say what?
28:24Shahju.
28:24Shut up, Mummy.
28:26What the fuck are you doing, bro?
28:27Stop undermining me in front of everyone.
28:29You always do that.
28:31You will not shoot Mummy and Baba, okay?
28:34I forbid it.
28:34I'm in control now.
28:36Don't talk to your mother like that.
28:38Also, shoot her first.
28:39What?
28:40Come on, Thar.
28:41Everybody knows you pushed him into this.
28:43Your ambition, the pressure, the ridiculous school.
28:47That's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country.
28:50Petra, that was so happy in Boxford.
28:52And the best actor award goes to.
28:53Shut up!
28:54I decide who gets it.
28:56And in what order?
28:58Bro, quick sidebar.
29:00Why am I even tied up?
29:02I've been your biggest fan since day.
29:04Do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
29:06I appreciate that.
29:07Yeah.
29:08I'm your ride or die, cuz.
29:10Obviously, I don't really want to die, but...
29:11Listen, these men are old as fuck.
29:13They're on their way out already.
29:14You can do them guilt-free, do you know what I'm saying?
29:15Can you just shush, okay?
29:16You're only here for the free shit and the clout anyway.
29:18How about you, Shush?
29:19Yeah?
29:19You've been jealous of this man before you could walk?
29:21I took...
29:21Bro!
29:23I've been here for you since day one, cuz I took a knife for you.
29:26Yeah?
29:27And my brother, I need to be here with you, for you, to defend you off from these snakes.
29:30You ungrateful f...
29:31Shut up!
29:33Listen to me, cuz.
29:34Yeah?
29:35Any time I took the piss out of you, it was just character building.
29:37I was building you.
29:37You hate him.
29:39Shadu, Janna, shoot Zulfi.
29:40He would've strangled you in the crib if he couldn't...
29:42Hey, listen.
29:43Nobody's shooting anywhere.
29:43Shut up!
29:46Oh, Allah.
29:52Cuz...
29:53I just wanna say.
29:55Yeah?
29:56Guess me, you know I'm here, Katnulf.
29:58I wanna apologize for saying...
30:04Oh, okay.
30:05Good.
30:05Yeah, nah.
30:06You got rid of the most toxic elements in our family, so...
30:08Yeah.
30:08Bro, you know what?
30:09You actually did well.
30:10I kinda rate that, so that was mad.
30:11Like, we weren't expecting that, were we?
30:14I wasn't expecting...
30:24It's always been you and me, Shadu.
30:26Hm.
30:31Just me and my beautiful boy.
30:44Where am I?
30:46Hm.
30:47I'm still asleep.
30:48How many fingers?
30:50Three.
30:51Name?
30:52It says here, Sharaj...
30:54Sharajajan.
30:55Yeah, everyone calls me Sharajan.
30:57Mary?
31:00Hm.
31:01Your obs aren't the best, Mr. Lateef.
31:04It's been a long day.
31:05Yeah?
31:06What do you do for a living?
31:07I'm an actor.
31:09What you been in then?
31:11You think I've seen?
31:12Probably not.
31:15Might be in next James Bond now.
31:19One distance in a couple of hours.
31:21You've taken a piss?
31:23Hm.
31:23No.
31:24Well, you have to before you go anywhere.
31:26You're dehydrated, love.
31:27Fuck.
31:28My...
31:29My family have...
31:31They're gone, Doctor.
31:32They're missing.
31:34Sounds like a busy day.
31:36Doctor will be in soon.
31:40Bond.
31:41Huh.
31:42Break a leg.
31:44Yeah.
32:15Thanks.
32:18Mr. Lateef, what are you doing?
32:20I need you to go back to your room.
32:22I...
32:22I...
32:23I...
32:23You can't keep me here.
32:25What are you doing, bro?
32:26We're in here.
32:28What the fuck are you doing here?
32:29What do you mean?
32:30Why do you never reply to your texts, man?
32:32Why, eh?
32:32You two?
32:33Look who's finally shown up.
32:35Oh my God, thank you.
32:36Baba!
32:37Peter, where were you?
32:38Oh, Shahjoo!
32:39I told you, here you come!
32:44What happened to you, man?
32:45You look like shit.
32:46I just...
32:47I slipped and I hit my head like an idiot, that's all.
32:49What happened to you, Baba?
32:49This is a little heartache.
32:50Nothing to piss your pants about.
32:52Where's Sophie?
32:53He's offering his new boyfriend.
33:02Oh, I'm...
33:03It's...
33:03It's Braviz, okay?
33:04You've got more to worry about than Braviz.
33:05This is about Q.
33:06I'm sorry, okay?
33:07We were just halal texting.
33:09Okay, there was one weird pic.
33:10Can you shut the fuck up?
33:11I'm not here about Q.
33:12She can deal with you herself.
33:13I respect her.
33:14I do.
33:14Well, you're disrespecting me, didn't you?
33:15And you're wasting my time.
33:17Okay.
33:18Can I be honest with you?
33:20I love Muba, okay?
33:22And so does the investment team in Dubai.
33:25For real?
33:26Tomorrow afternoon, I'm flying out.
33:28Muba is first thing on the agenda.
33:33Tomorrow afternoon?
33:34Yeah, you know what?
33:35Come with me.
33:36I love you.
33:37I'll pay for your flight.
33:39Wait.
33:41I think I've got to see him right now.
33:43Bro, they're getting on a plane.
33:44Well, then come.
33:44We've got to go.
33:45But you have your audition today.
33:47Mummy, fuck the audition.
33:48I have to see Sophie.
33:51Okay, man.
33:53I can't do this without you.
33:56Is your phone fully charged?
33:57Yeah.
33:58Then yeah, I can't do this without you.
34:05I could get fired for just having you in this car.
34:08Oh, yeah.
34:09Sophie banned you from the app.
34:11Nice.
34:12No, nothing's gonna happen to you, mate.
34:13That's me on the dashboard, alright?
34:15Really?
34:18I thought it was Dev Patel.
34:20Right, you know what?
34:22You're getting it before 3.30.
34:23I'll give you an extra 20 quid.
34:24How's that?
34:24Wait.
34:25Chill.
34:25Yeah, this is my account.
34:26I'm good for the dough.
34:27No, you ain't.
34:28You're broke as fuck.
34:30What?
34:31You leave tags on your clothes.
34:36It's harder to return them with the tags off, alright?
34:38Well, stop it, bro.
34:39It's embarrassing.
34:40Shit.
34:41We might not even make it in time.
34:43You'll make it.
34:43I know all the shortcuts to the airport while avoiding all the speed cameras and CCTV.
34:48I could even get you through security.
34:51And onto a runway if you want.
34:52Just try the car.
34:53Please drive the car.
34:55To the terminal, not the runway.
35:06That way.
35:08That way.
35:12That way.
35:13That way.
35:14Oh, shit.
35:16Yasmin.
35:17What are you doing here?
35:18I'm just, um...
35:19Oh, my God.
35:20You can't keep doing this.
35:22I can't believe this is happening.
35:23Um, I thought I made it clear when we spoke last night that this isn't a...
35:27Oh, no.
35:27I'm not here to try and stop your leaving.
35:29Oh.
35:30We're actually here to try and stop someone else leaving.
35:34I'm sorry.
35:34You saw him last night.
35:35You didn't tell me that.
35:36Ollie, mate.
35:38Hey, nice to meet you, mate.
35:39Yeah.
35:39I've heard a lot about you.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:42Oh.
35:43Yeah, yeah.
35:44Well, that's right.
35:45It's worse than it looks.
35:47Oh, seriously.
35:47You've got to go.
35:48Yeah.
35:49What are you, like, 60?
35:50Hmm?
35:51Come on.
35:54What was that, Yasmin?
35:56Oh, you got it.
35:57You got it.
35:57Yeah.
36:00Excuse me, sir.
36:00I'm sorry.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:02Excuse me, sorry, sorry.
36:03I'm sorry.
36:05Whoa!
36:06Boarding pass.
36:07We don't have boarding passes, but somebody that we really need to speak to has just gone
36:10through.
36:11Yeah.
36:11That's not how it works.
36:12Sorry, one sec.
36:14Have you got any photos of Sophie on the phone?
36:16Yes.
36:16Yeah.
36:16Okay, now, quickly.
36:18Excuse me.
36:19We have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat.
36:23We need to locate them and stop them immediately.
36:25One moment, sir.
36:27What the fuck are you doing, Rob?
36:28Trust me.
36:29It's gonna work.
36:29No, no, no.
36:30I'm not in golf.
36:32Great.
36:33You said something about security.
36:34I did.
36:35Yeah.
36:35He's traveling to the Middle East.
36:36He runs a complex network of drivers, couriers, and black market dash cam suppliers.
36:41And how do you know this?
36:42I have links to the security establishment.
36:44What links?
36:45MI5.
36:45Sorry, I...
36:46MI5.
36:50Yeah.
36:50Not buying it.
36:51Next.
36:53I'm sorry.
36:54What...
36:54What do you...
36:55What do you mean you're not buying it?
36:57I, you know, turn of voice, body language.
36:59The whole performance, really.
36:59I just didn't see it in the eyes.
37:01Let me go again.
37:01You film it this time, and we can watch it back together.
37:04You are already on camera.
37:05If you keep annoying me, I'm gonna put you on the news.
37:08Better than having a hundred dead bodies and exploding 747 on the news.
37:11They don't fly 747s anymore.
37:12Because of people like this.
37:13I'm trying to tell you.
37:15Trained in Chechnya, fought in Afghanistan, the Battle of Kandahar, maybe you've...
37:18What are you doing?
37:21He's saying you're a security threat and a terrorist.
37:23I'm an entrepreneur.
37:25Sorry.
37:28Hey.
37:29Can we talk?
37:30Next.
37:31Yeah.
37:35You got blood?
37:37Oh, yeah.
37:39I got hit by a car.
37:41You hurt?
37:42Yeah.
37:42Good.
37:44Yeah.
37:47Good.
37:49Well, I'm sorry.
37:51I'm really, really sorry.
37:53I've been a fucking dickhead.
37:55Through this.
37:56My whole life, I've seen you out here.
37:58Yeah?
37:58Doing you.
38:01I've been at home, bro.
38:03Trying to repay your family for taking me in QA.
38:09I should thank you.
38:11You know what you made me realize?
38:13I have to do me.
38:18Yeah.
38:20Wait, is this, like, real thank you?
38:21Like, fuck you, thank you.
38:24Both.
38:26I'm tired of being the little baby.
38:28I'm not trying to be junior partner in a relationship.
38:30And I hear that.
38:31Yeah.
38:32I don't want to control you.
38:34I'm sorry, I swear to you.
38:36I just...
38:37I've just been ticking boxes my whole life.
38:40And...
38:40You're not box, you are flower.
38:45Well...
38:45With layers.
38:46Like an onion.
38:47Okay, you need to work on that.
38:49Yeah.
38:51What are you getting on airplane yet?
38:54I'm back in four days.
38:57Oh.
38:58Why didn't you just call me anyway?
38:59I...
39:00This is too important.
39:06I love you, bro.
39:07Say it again?
39:08I said you're a fucking prick.
39:10You're a little prick too.
39:11Yeah.
39:15Uh...
39:16That way.
39:17That way.
39:18Economy.
39:19Uh...
39:19I'll see you at baggage claim.
39:21For fuck's sake.
39:24Yes.
39:25I'll put yourself together.
39:26Let me grin in the air for you first.
39:27Man, give me my phone, please.
39:28It's children, bro.
39:30Psycho.
39:33Uh...
39:34I don't know if you're still down, but you could probably still make an audition.
39:36Yeah.
39:54I don't know if you're still down.
39:54I don't know if you're still down.
39:54I don't know if you're still down.
39:55I don't know if you're still down.
39:55I don't know if you're still down.
39:56I don't know if you're still down.
39:56I don't know if you're down.
39:57I don't know if you're down.
39:57I don't know if you're down.
40:15I don't know.
40:46I don't know.
41:03There he is.
41:07Someone's had a busy few days.
41:10So, um, we're just going to go straight to the monologue, okay?
41:15Please tell me you're ready.
41:17Reporting for duty, ma'am.
41:18Set on camera.
41:20Fire on set.
41:21Sound speed.
41:23Screen test, Charlotte Eve, take two.
41:25Marker.
41:29And we're set, and...
41:34Action!
41:36That could have just as easily ended a few centimetres to the left.
41:39It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
41:42Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
41:46Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
41:50But I see you.
41:53And when it's just you, all alone, tell me...
41:58How do you live with yourself?
42:02Do you even know who you are anymore?
42:10Do you want to know what it's like?
42:13Doing the dirty work.
42:17Fighting everybody.
42:19And being a nobody.
42:23The blood of my hands is mine.
42:30Because I kill a part of myself every day.
42:34I don't...
42:39Live with myself.
42:44Live with whoever you need me to be.
42:52If I don't know who I am, it's good.
42:57You don't want to know.
43:01And cut!
43:02Cut!
43:10Wow!
43:13I've never seen anybody turn a performance around like this.
43:17You see, you just...
43:19I think I'll get it now.
43:20Okay, well, great.
43:22Now, it's just one more thing.
43:23It's just, you know, a bit of a rites of passage.
43:27Okay.
43:28Congratulations.
43:34Um, factor one.
43:37Three, okay.
43:39So now you're going to say your name in three...
43:43Three, two, one, action.
43:58The name's...
44:03Shah Jahan.
44:04number one.
44:06I'll be there.
44:07Two, two, two, two.
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