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00:12I'm not afraid to die today, I could've chose somebody else to love
00:23Give me the gun, I'll take the blame and cover up your darker shade of blood
00:35I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
00:42I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
01:00Mommy Baba?
01:06Q
01:12Ask my girlfriend
01:14You didn't say anything?
01:15No, I'm a kindergart
01:17Then am I Mengarli
01:18To say e-mail
01:20I'm holding my job
01:22I'm holding my job
01:23I'll be holding your hand
01:24So why'd I mean how did I need nothing at all
01:29He's hurt
01:30He saw no stress
01:30He had a lot of tears
01:30He had a lot of tears
01:32But when Iidy him
01:33He was hurt
01:33He was hurt
01:33He was hurt
01:33He was hurt
01:34He was hurt
01:37He was hurt
02:02You can tell me if he's here or not you can't keep him you can't keep him unless you charge
02:07him have you charged him like I said I need to know if he's here I've been sat there for
02:11over
02:12an hour now listen someone is going to come talk to me okay I'll give you 10 minutes and then
02:18I'm
02:18taking your name and number hi I learned to yeah I'd like to report a missing family whole families
02:34come missing have they yes I think they've been kidnapped by terrorists but domestic ones
02:42the white ones
02:46q-u-r-r-a-t hyphen u-l hyphen a-i-n two hyphens okay yeah that's that's what
02:56it goes like you
02:57okay I want to go back to the um the bust up that you said you had with your family
03:02well that's not
03:03really that relevant what um because what I'm saying is if you just hack into this this was set
03:07up in the living room so whatever's taken place will definitely have been recorded on this yeah
03:12so if we can just get into that so that's a very different kind of investigation much longer process
03:16cybercrime really and this falls under missing persons so all we're trying to do is just help
03:21you find why didn't you report the pig's head when you first got it sorry what's just details
03:26yeah yeah of course that was that's that's different I'm reporting this crime now alleged
03:32crime I'm sorry maybe maybe apparently am I am I like a suspect or something like that in this case
03:39well easy now you know no one said anything about a suspect we just need to ask questions so in
03:44order
03:44to conduct the proper investigation so that's why I'm asking why didn't you report the pig's head
03:50I thought I could handle it myself with my private security consultant you got a security consultant
03:55because I'm an actor and I'm in the news sorry you're in the you're in the news yeah I might
04:00be
04:00the next James Bond wait wait wait so you're saying that you're actually like a famous actor I didn't
04:08say famous no I just said well actually yes my bond callback is later on this afternoon but I can't
04:13be
04:13there if I'm here and I'm here because my right so so I'm just making sure we've got private security
04:17detail auditioning to be the next James Bond and got sent the severed pig's head by by racist trolls
04:26it is because they don't want me to be the next James Bond right which is why these people have
04:30also abducted your family that's my current working theory you sound completely fucking mental
04:42okay mate um give us a few minutes and we'll be right back
04:54what in the shitting hell are you doing man if you keep your mouth shut then maybe I can focus
05:02focus on
05:02this you sentient ballbag you should be at home preparing for the audition shut out and you most
05:09certainly should not be here you're not the hero of this story to them you're the villain trust me
05:16they're gonna google me and when they do they're gonna see all the bond chat and they're gonna see
05:19that I'm telling the truth and then they can tell the papers how you showed up here with the severed
05:24pig's head think you turgid gimp think
05:30fuck
05:33okay
05:48cool man police are gonna be watching i'm not i'm just looking for my family that's not a crime is
05:53it
05:53hey calm the fuck down i saved you back there all right okay i'm sorry and thank you that's more
05:59like it all you've got to do is walk normally very weird walk man
06:05all right fine
06:06it's been normal
06:08no this is normal
06:22whoops a daisy
06:23gently cock fingers
06:25okay lock the doors close the curtains let's run lines auditions in eight hours
06:31wait where are you going
06:33i need to find the right usb
06:35the only camera that matters is at the screen test
06:40shah time's running out say the words with me
06:46do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work fighting everyone and being no one
06:54i don't live with myself
06:56i don't live with myself
06:58hello
06:59i'm giving you gold here
07:01oh yes
07:02that's right motherfucker
07:04oh
07:05this is all a distraction
07:08classic self-sabotage
07:11huh
07:11shit
07:11come on
07:17fuck
07:17you're not afraid for your family you're afraid of success
07:23even if they have been kidnapped you're no superhero spy becoming one should be our focus
07:31why don't you try helping for a change
07:33i am helping the only version of you that has any value to your family or anyone else
07:40is bond
07:41shut the fuck up
07:42oh god
07:45self is as basic as they come
07:47try his birthday obviously
07:49oh
07:50oh
07:56you don't even know his birthday
07:58some brother you are
08:00okay we don't know can we get back to work
08:06the security consultant
08:09yeah
08:10if you were this obsessive about your craft you'd have a career
08:25this is a security
08:26if you see something that doesn't be right
08:29speak to staff or text
08:31British transfer for me
08:33it's called 69010
08:35this is a waste of time
08:47oh
08:47shit
08:47what
08:48uh
08:49we've got a problem
08:49we've got dogs
08:50oh dear
08:51i'm dry aged you realize
08:53turn around now
08:54can't turn around
08:55they spotted us
08:56it'll be suspicious
08:57you're a sweaty brown man with a blood-stained duffel bag
09:00you're already fucking suspicious
09:03let me just shut out okay
09:04just have some faith
09:06i'm an actor aren't i
09:07oh god
09:10excuse me sir
09:13i'm not doing anything
09:14i'm not even here to catch a train
09:17oh god
09:19oh
09:19no no
09:20i'm gonna get back
09:21do you mind if it's a tickle
09:21on the bike
09:23damn boy
09:24what's in the bike
09:25stop you
09:27fucker
09:27sir that won't be necessary
09:34yep
09:37you say something
09:38good man
09:38have a good day
09:43how'd you do that
09:44well i've still got a few tricks i must do when it comes to law enforcement
09:48must be nice to be uh
09:49it's all in white
09:50membership has its privileges shall we
09:54it's a complete mess
09:56i tried to go to the police
09:57well there's your first mistake there come on man we're gonna find your family all right
10:01okay okay
10:02it feels good to hear you say that because nobody believes me i like him he makes me feel safe
10:07well i've got a call out of something called the kilner system all right now luckily
10:11one believes cctv to the hilt so if your family have been on any street actually in london in the
10:16last eight hours i will be able to track their exact location down to the entrance as soon as i
10:21get a ping you'll be the first to know really yeah man all good that's amazing thank you
10:27i didn't realize your um your company had that kind of reach my company has the biggest reach there
10:32is all right don't worry look listen here's the thing right your family that's today's problem
10:36yeah what about tomorrow's problem now do you want to be reactive or do you want to be proactive
10:42i want to be proactive of course you do it you are on the precipice of something
10:46massive and all that backlash that you've been experiencing recently it will only get worse
10:50trust me i know i've i've fucked the audition and my prospects have gone down the toilet so listen i
10:56wouldn't be here talking to you now if that was the case would i so you've got your recall later
11:03correct
11:06yeah yeah so you're gonna go in there you're gonna do your audition and when you do
11:11those decision makers will be primed in your favor
11:18what you understand how how how how you can do that
11:29are you and my five
11:32it's okay oh okay it's not a big deal it's not a big deal okay listen to me
11:39i'm the only call you'll ever need to make we've got your bag
11:47what there's a catch isn't it no i mean look every relationship's a two-way street isn't it so
11:57basically what we're trying to do is we just want to build bridges uh to your community and in order
12:02to do that we rely on individuals such as yourself just to help us with um messaging you know as
12:08a
12:08prominent muslim and soon to be more so your voice it carries a lot of weight so so let's use
12:14it yeah
12:17it's all right sure let's sidebar now just remember we're the good guys yeah don't forget that
12:24oh obviously you see this one now don't go anywhere thank you i'll be here
12:35so i mean that sounds shady as no sure i was wrong going to nigel was a masterstroke albeit an
12:44accidental one what are you talking about he wants me to be a snitch snitch he's not asking you to
12:49honey trap an ayatollah is he he's offering you the role of a lifetime in exchange for some light
12:55pr work i'm not a sellout fed sorry sellout well pardon me nelson pissing mandela you want to star
13:03in a franchise that brazenly sells watchers cars and the british secret service this is the only way
13:10you will land this role i guess i just always thought i was someone who represents us to them
13:18you know not been to us you're not representing them or us this is about you sha and who you
13:27want
13:27to be and put simply do you want to be talking to a pig's head in a toilet panicking about
13:32your career
13:33and your family or do you want to be the hero of this story the ultimate shitting hero because that
13:40my friend is what is on the table
13:59sha what the hell are you doing man hello i'm improvising oh god access
14:18so
14:37Move, whoa!
14:45Watch out.
15:06Okay, okay.
15:08What in Satan's gossip did you just do?
15:10We were this close?
15:13Answer me!
15:15Hello?
15:15Oh, God, nor improv.
15:18No one's watching you, malodorous pissflap.
15:21What's your problem, man?
15:22My problem is that I care about you, Shah.
15:25I want to make you better.
15:27No, it's just because you say you're trying to help me, but all you do is shit on me.
15:29It's tough, love, and it's the only voice you understand.
15:33If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the bigger humiliation of remaining as you are.
15:38You want to chill out?
15:41I'm in control now.
15:43And I know where we're going.
15:47No, no, no.
15:48Please don't fake hang up on me.
15:51You need me.
16:16Fine, I'm willing to try things your way, but if we want to be Bond, why are we at time?
16:22The Taliban HQ, these savage little Ewoks only hold us back.
16:29Don't leave me out here!
16:55Excuse me.
16:55Sorry.
16:57Excuse me.
16:58Uncle, can I have a word, please?
16:59Why are you calling me uncle with the same age?
17:02I mean, I'm...
17:03Sorry.
17:04I'm actually here to look for someone, someone who's gone missing.
17:07My brother.
17:08Zofi.
17:09I think you know him.
17:09He's the big guy who does the cabs.
17:11Have you seen him?
17:13Well, inshallah, we're just about to start praying.
17:15Come and join us, and then after we can talk.
17:16It's just a bit of an emergency.
17:18Excuse me.
17:19As-salamu alaykum, everyone.
17:20My family's gone missing.
17:23My parents, Parviz, Latif, and my mother, Tara Latif,
17:26my siblings, Zofi, and Q, Qurtul Ain.
17:30I think some of you know them.
17:32I'm just wondering if, uh, if you might have heard anything.
17:35I was just hoping someone might be able to help.
17:37Pig!
17:39Pig's head!
17:40Pig!
17:41Pig's head!
17:42What the-
17:43Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
17:45Hey!
17:45They're coming here!
17:47You're probably best to leave that.
17:49Come on.
17:52It's...
17:54Wait.
17:55He's with me.
17:57It's with me.
17:58It's mine.
17:59It's mine.
18:04Get out of here!
18:06Move!
18:08Go the other way!
18:09Hey!
18:12Quick, down here!
18:32Oi!
18:34Gabe!
18:36Get in the pocket!
18:37Shit!
18:38Look what you've done, Shah!
18:45You owe me an apology, mate!
18:47And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
18:51I told you, your failures would catch up to you!
18:55IDF bastard!
18:56Who recruited you?
18:58Mossad?
18:59IDF!
18:59100% Mossad!
19:00I told you!
19:02He's not Dave Patel!
19:03He's much too short!
19:05You can't handle them alone!
19:08I told you that you need to be...
19:15Him!
19:38Huh?
19:42Hmm!
19:44Oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:20Yes. Yes. The strong must replace the weak.
20:30Your turn now, Sha.
20:55This is the only way. Can't you see? Surrender. Surrender.
21:31Oh, my God. Are you okay?
21:36Oh, my God. Are you okay?
21:45No. No. No. No. How bad is it?
21:58No, no. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not too bad.
22:01I feel like it's pretty bad. It feels like I'm missing an eye. Am I missing an eye?
22:06You're going to be okay. Right? You're going to be okay.
22:09Oh, it's cold. It's so cold. I don't want to die.
22:15Say, I can't do this without you.
22:16I know you really can't. That other guy, though, the one chasing you, he had potential.
22:26Why? Why did you resist?
22:30You tell me. You're the only one who gets it. You're the only one who gets me.
22:34That's why I need you. But I don't even know who you were.
22:41I was who you needed me to be. Hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart.
22:48Which is weird. You might want to unpack that.
22:55No, no, no, no. Don't go. We're a team. Okay?
23:00Good luck without me, dickhead.
23:08Hey. Hey. Hey.
23:24And that's just the price of yours.
23:30You're stuck there on law.
23:31I told you I wasn't lying.
23:32You need to realise what we're dealing with here.
23:35Put it down.
23:35Don't put it down. Get rid of it.
23:36I'm going to get rid of it. But just look at you.
23:38I don't need to see shit.
23:39She doesn't know what she's doing.
23:40I do know what I'm doing. And I'm not the one acting crazy here.
23:43Okay? Your son is. And so are you two by ignoring him.
23:45Shadju is fine. He's just stressed.
23:47I don't need to hear this shit.
23:48Why do we always have to pretend like everything's okay when it is not?
23:51No one is pretending.
23:52You pretend about everything.
23:53I do not.
23:54You're pretending right now.
23:56You are.
23:57Which people are you talking about?
23:59Baba?
24:00Parvez!
24:01Baba!
24:02Baba!
24:03Parvez!
24:04Parvez!
24:04Parvez!
24:05Oh, shit.
24:05Where are you going?
24:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:07Come on. For fuck's sake.
24:09Emergency. Which service?
24:10Yeah, ambulance, please.
24:12Baba, I'm sorry, okay?
24:13I'm so sorry.
24:19I'm sorry.
24:26But you are the king of the world.
24:34What the fuck?
24:35You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine. Okay?
24:37What's going on? I'm bleeding.
24:39I'm driving you home.
24:41How did you find me?
24:42With extreme difficulty, mate.
24:43Someone posted a video of you doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car.
24:48Oh, yeah.
24:50Was it good?
24:51That was shit.
24:52But the view count's rising.
24:54Oh, fuck my family!
24:55Family is fine.
24:56Q was the one who sent me the clip.
24:58If anything, they are more concerned about you.
25:00Oh, thank God.
25:01Thank God.
25:02Alicia.
25:03Yeah?
25:04I know I haven't been myself recently.
25:06Oh, that was extremely understated.
25:08Do that in the audition, yeah?
25:10What, is that still on?
25:11Yeah, it's still on.
25:13What?
25:13Yeah, no, you don't deserve me.
25:15I even got your slot pushed to the end of the day.
25:17Oh, my God, I fucking love you.
25:18Now, listen, we've got to clean you up, sort this shit out with your family,
25:21so I don't need you distracted in the room today, okay?
25:23All right, yeah.
25:25All right.
25:25Absolutely.
25:30Hey, I care about you, you know that, right?
25:35Yeah, I do.
25:48Hello?
25:49In here, baby.
25:52So, Nicole.
25:55Who are you?
25:56We're fine.
25:57How are you?
25:58I'm okay.
25:58I was so worried about you all.
26:02She's fucking crazy, bro.
26:03What the hell are you doing, Felicia?
26:05Going above and beyond as your agent.
26:07Again.
26:09Sit down.
26:10Can't believe I was going to do work.
26:11All right, shut up.
26:15You think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity
26:19pass me by?
26:19If you're not happy, then we can talk.
26:21I can change the commission structure.
26:22Oh, I'm not doing this because I'm unhappy.
26:25I'm doing this because you are.
26:26That doesn't even make sense.
26:28That's all in, bitch.
26:30Shah, do you want to know why you're blocked?
26:33Why you fucked the biggest moments of your career?
26:35You are looking at reason one, two, three, and four.
26:40You are obsessed with getting their blessing.
26:43Their approval.
26:44To be fair, he's been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just ours.
26:48Ain't it?
26:48Yeah, ain't it?
26:50She's right.
26:50You keep trying to take people with you.
26:52But that's why there's only two seats in a DBS.
26:54Is that like a jet?
26:56It's an Aston Martin, you idiot.
26:57You know, the fact you didn't even mention the DB12 to him proves to me that you're a
27:00blood clot pagan.
27:01What the fuck did you call me?
27:03Just use being true.
27:04They don't understand.
27:05Shut the fuck up!
27:06Listen to me, Shah.
27:07If you want to nail this audition, you have to eliminate all of them first.
27:15But these are my people.
27:18Everything I do is for them.
27:21Come on.
27:22You're ashamed of them.
27:24You're always trying to fix and change them, but you can't, so just cut them loose, man.
27:28You told me when you signed me that we were going to change things.
27:31We were going to make a difference.
27:32Yes, to your life.
27:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback.
27:37I didn't mean village.
27:37We're from Karachi.
27:38We've got running water there, thank you.
27:40Listen, making a difference means paying minimal tax.
27:45Maybe you buy a couple holiday homes.
27:47You can hire a few assistants who look just like you.
27:50That's what I want.
27:51But what do you want, Shah?
27:53Material stuff doesn't really matter to me.
27:55I'm an artist.
27:56I feel, I feel, I feel.
27:59Why can't you accept that?
28:00I'm an artist.
28:02Yeah, you know what?
28:03True artists, they don't give a fuck about other people or what they think.
28:08Come, let's do this loud mouth first.
28:10Don't do it!
28:16I should be the one who does it.
28:19Say what?
28:24Shahju?
28:24Shut up, Mummy.
28:26What the fuck are you doing, bro?
28:27Stop undermining me in front of everyone.
28:29You always do that.
28:31You will not shoot Mummy and Baba, okay?
28:34I forbid it.
28:34I'm in control now.
28:36Don't talk to your mother like that.
28:38Also, shoot her first.
28:39What?
28:40Come on, Thar.
28:41Everybody knows you pushed him into this.
28:43Your ambition, the pressure, the ridiculous school.
28:47That's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country.
28:50I thought I was so happy in Bokksford.
28:52And the best actor award goes to...
28:53Shut up!
28:54I decide who gets it.
28:56And in what order?
28:58Bro, quick sidebar.
29:00Like, why am I even tied up?
29:02I've been your biggest fan since day.
29:04Like, do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
29:06Oh, I appreciate that.
29:07Yeah.
29:08I'm your right or die, cuz.
29:10Obviously, I don't really want to die, but...
29:11Listen, these men are old as fuck.
29:13Like, they're on their way out already.
29:14You can do them guilt-free, do you know what I'm saying?
29:15Can you just shush, okay?
29:16You're only here for the free shit and the clout anyway.
29:18How about you, shush?
29:19Yeah?
29:19You've been jealous of this man before you could walk?
29:21I took a...
29:21Bro!
29:22I've been here for you since day one, because I took a knife for you.
29:26Yeah?
29:27And what, brother, I need to be here with you, for you, to defend you off from these snakes.
29:30You ungrateful fuck...
29:31Shut up, hodabudia!
29:33Listen to me, cuz, yeah?
29:34Anytime I took the piss out of you, it was just character building.
29:37I was building you.
29:37You hate him.
29:39Shadu, Janna shoot Zulfi.
29:40He would have strangled you in the crib if he couldn't...
29:42Hey, listen, nobody's shooting anywhere.
29:43Shut up!
29:46Oh, Allah.
29:50Cuz.
29:53I just wanna say.
29:55Yeah?
29:56Guess me, you know I'm here, Katnath.
29:58I wanna apologize for saying...
30:04Oh, okay.
30:05Good.
30:05Yeah, nah, you got rid of the most toxic elements in our family, so, yeah.
30:08Bro, you know what?
30:09You actually did well.
30:10I kinda rate that, so that was mad.
30:11Like, we weren't expecting that, were we?
30:14I wasn't expecting...
30:20Oh, it's always been you and me, Shadu.
30:26Mm-hmm.
30:31Just me and my beautiful boy.
30:44Where am I?
30:46Hmm, nice little sleep.
30:49How many fingers?
30:50Three.
30:51Name?
30:51It says here, she's Shahaj, Shahajah.
30:55Yeah, everyone calls me Shah.
30:57Mary?
31:00Hmm, your arms aren't the best, Mr. Lateef.
31:04It's been a long day.
31:05Yeah?
31:06What'd you do for a living?
31:07I'm an actor.
31:09What, you been in then?
31:11You think I've seen?
31:12Probably not.
31:15Might be a next James Bond, though.
31:20One distance in a couple of hours.
31:21You taking a piss?
31:23Mm-hmm.
31:24Well, you have to before you go anywhere.
31:26You're dehydrated, love.
31:27Fuck.
31:28My...
31:30My family, yeah.
31:31They're gone, doctor.
31:32They're missing.
31:34Sounds like a busy day.
31:36Doctor will be in soon.
31:40Want?
31:40Huh.
31:42Break a leg.
31:44Yeah.
32:08Yeah, and I've got to believe you just to find that.
32:11Yeah.
32:12I mean, I've got to say it's going to be in now.
32:13I should be in my eye.
32:14I should be in my eye.
32:14I should be in my eye.
32:15Thanks.
32:18So, Latif, what are you doing?
32:20I need you to go back to your room.
32:22I...
32:23You can't keep me here.
32:25What are you doing, bro?
32:26We're in here.
32:28What the fuck are you doing here?
32:29What do you mean?
32:30Why do you never reply to your text, man?
32:32Why, eh?
32:32You two?
32:33Look who's finally shown up.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36Baba.
32:37Better where were you?
32:38Oh, Shadju.
32:39Oh, and I told you, here you come.
32:44What happened to you, man?
32:45You look like shit.
32:46I just, I slipped and I hit my head like an idiot, that's all.
32:49What happened to you, Baba?
32:49This is a little heartache, God.
32:51Nothing to piss your pants about.
32:52What happened to Zofie?
32:53He's offering his new boyfriend.
33:01Oh, um, it's...
33:03It's Braviz, okay?
33:04You've got more to worry about than Braviz.
33:05This is about you.
33:06I'm sorry, okay?
33:07We were just halal texting.
33:09Okay, there was one weird pic.
33:10Can you shut the fuck up?
33:11I'm not here about you.
33:12She can deal with you herself.
33:13I respect her.
33:14You were disrespecting me, didn't you?
33:15And you're wasting my time.
33:17Okay.
33:18Can I be honest with you?
33:20I love Muba, okay?
33:22And so does the investment team in Dubai.
33:25For real?
33:26Tomorrow afternoon, I'm flying out.
33:27Muba is first thing on the agenda.
33:33Tomorrow afternoon?
33:34Yeah, you know what?
33:35Come with me.
33:36I love you.
33:37I'll pay for your flight.
33:39Right.
33:41I think I've got to see him right now.
33:43Bro, they're getting on a plane.
33:44Well, then come.
33:44We've got to go.
33:45But you have your audition today.
33:47Mummy, fuck the audition.
33:48I have to see Zofie.
33:51Come on, man.
33:53I can't do this without you.
33:56Is your phone fully charged?
33:57Yeah.
33:58Then yeah, I can't do this without you.
34:05I could get fired for just having you in this car.
34:08Oh, yeah.
34:09Zofie banned you from the app.
34:11Nice.
34:12No, nothing's going to happen to you, mate.
34:13That's me on the dashboard, all right?
34:15Really?
34:18I thought it was Dev Patel.
34:20Right, you know what?
34:22You get it before 3.30, I'll give you an extra 20 quid.
34:24How's that?
34:24Wait.
34:25Chill.
34:25Yeah, this is my account.
34:26I'm good for the dough.
34:27No, you ain't.
34:28You're broke as fuck.
34:30What?
34:31You leave tags on your clothes.
34:36It's harder to return them with the tags off, all right?
34:38All right, stop it, bro.
34:39It's embarrassing.
34:40Shit.
34:41We might not even make it in time.
34:43You'll make it.
34:43I know all the shortcuts to the airport while avoiding all the speed cameras and CCTV.
34:49I could even get you through security and onto a runway if you want.
34:52Just try the car.
34:53Please drive the car.
34:55To the terminal, not the runway.
35:07That way.
35:12Duh.
35:14Oh, shit.
35:16Yasmin.
35:17What are you doing here?
35:18I'm just, um...
35:19Oh, my God.
35:20You can't keep doing this.
35:22I can't believe this is happening.
35:23Um, I thought I made it clear when we spoke last night that this isn't...
35:27Oh, no, I'm not here to try and stop your leaving.
35:29Oh.
35:30We're actually here to try and stop someone else leaving.
35:34I'm sorry, you saw him last night.
35:35You didn't tell me that.
35:36Ollie, right?
35:38Hey, nice to meet you, man.
35:39Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:42Oh, yeah, yeah.
35:44Well, it's worse than it looks.
35:47Bro, seriously, you got to go.
35:48Yeah, of course.
35:49What are you, like, 60?
35:51Come on.
35:54What was that, Yasmin?
35:56I got...
35:57You got to be good at all.
36:00Excuse me, sorry.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:02Excuse me, sorry, sorry.
36:03Sorry.
36:05Whoa!
36:06Boarding pass.
36:07We don't have boarding passes, but somebody that we really need to speak to has just gone through.
36:11Yeah.
36:11That's not how it works.
36:12Sorry, one sec.
36:14Have you got any photos of Sophie on the phone?
36:16Yeah.
36:16Okay, now, quickly.
36:18Cube.
36:18Excuse me.
36:19We have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat.
36:23We need to locate them and stop them immediately.
36:25One moment, sir.
36:27What the fuck are you doing, bro?
36:28Trust me.
36:29It's going to work.
36:30No, no, no.
36:30I'm not in golf.
36:32Right.
36:33You said something about a security threat.
36:34I did.
36:35Yeah.
36:35He's travelling to the Middle East.
36:36He runs a complex network of drivers, couriers, and black market dash cam suppliers.
36:41And how do you know this?
36:42I have links to the security establishment.
36:44What links?
36:45MI5.
36:45Sorry, I...
36:53What do you mean you're not buying it?
36:57I, you know, turn of voice, body language, the whole performance, really.
36:59I just didn't see it in the eyes.
37:01Let me go again.
37:01You film it this time, and we can watch it back together.
37:04You are already on camera.
37:05If you keep annoying me, I'm going to put you on the news.
37:08Better than having a hundred dead bodies and exploding 747 on the news.
37:11They don't fly 747s anymore.
37:12Because of people like this, I'm trying to tell you.
37:14You trained in Chechnya, fought in Afghanistan, the Battle of Kandahar, maybe you've...
37:18What are you doing?
37:21He's saying you're a security threat and a terrorist.
37:23And an entrepreneur.
37:25Sorry.
37:28Hey, come and talk.
37:30Next.
37:31Yeah.
37:35You got blood?
37:37Oh, yeah.
37:39I got hit by a car.
37:41You hurt?
37:42Yeah.
37:42Good.
37:49Bro, I'm sorry.
37:51I'm really, really sorry.
37:53I've been a fucking dickhead.
37:55Through this.
37:56My whole life, I've seen you out here.
37:58Yeah?
37:58Doing you.
38:01I've been at home, bro.
38:03Trying to repay your family for taking me and QA.
38:09I should thank you.
38:11You know what you made me realize?
38:13I have to do me.
38:17Yeah.
38:20Wait, is this like a real thank you?
38:21Like a fuck you thank you?
38:24Both.
38:26I'm tired of being the little baby.
38:28I'm not trying to be a junior partner in a relationship.
38:30And I hear that.
38:31Yeah.
38:32I don't want to control you.
38:34I'm sorry.
38:34I sweated you.
38:36I just, I've just been ticking boxes my whole life.
38:39And you're not a box.
38:42You are a flower.
38:44Well, with layers.
38:46Like an onion.
38:47Okay, you need to work on that.
38:48Yeah.
38:51What are you getting on a plane yet?
38:54I'm back in four days.
38:58Why didn't you just call me anyway?
38:59This is too important.
39:06I love you, bro.
39:07Say it again.
39:08I said you're a fucking prick.
39:10You're a little prick too.
39:16That way.
39:18Economy.
39:19I'll see you at baggage claim.
39:21For fuck's sake.
39:24Yes.
39:24I'll put yourself together.
39:26I'll be grinning the nerve for you.
39:27Ma'am, give me my phone, please.
39:28It's children, though.
39:30Psycho.
39:33I don't know if you're still down,
39:35but you could probably still make an audition.
39:36I don't know if you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:43you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:43you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:47you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:47you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:47you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:49you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:53you're still down, but you're still down, but
40:15I don't know.
40:48Mr. Lateef, we're ready when you are.
41:04There he is!
41:07Someone's had a busy few days, so we're just going to go straight to the monologue,
41:13okay?
41:15Please tell me you're ready.
41:17Reporting for duty, ma'am.
41:18Set on camera.
41:20Fire on set.
41:21Sound speed.
41:22Screen test, Charlaty, take two.
41:25Marker.
41:28And we're set, and...
41:33Action!
41:36I could have just as easily ended a few centimeters to the left.
41:39It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
41:42Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
41:46Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
41:50But I see you.
41:53And when it's just you, all alone, tell me...
41:59How do you live with yourself?
42:02Do you even know who you are anymore?
42:10Do you want to know what it's like?
42:13Doing the dirty work.
42:16Fighting everybody.
42:19And being a nobody.
42:23The blood of my hands is...
42:26Mine.
42:30Because I kill a part of myself every day.
42:34I don't.
42:39Live with myself.
42:44Live with whoever you need me to be.
42:52If I don't know who I am, it's because...
42:57You don't want to know.
43:01And cut!
43:02Cut!
43:13I've never seen anybody turn a performance around, I think.
43:17You see, you just...
43:19I think I'll get it now.
43:20Okay, well, great.
43:22Now, it's just one more thing.
43:23It's just, you know, a bit of a rites of passage.
43:27Okay.
43:28Congratulations.
43:35Back to one.
43:39So, now you're going to say your name in three...
43:48two...
43:51one...
43:55action.
43:58The names...
44:03Shah Jahan.
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