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Mama June From Not to Hot Season 8 Episode 1
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00:00Last season on Mama Jean.
00:02Where the hell is Josh at?
00:03We're getting a f***ing divorce.
00:04Girlie pop!
00:05My marriage to Josh have been broken for years.
00:08We do need to make this divorce final.
00:10You sure that's what you want to do?
00:11Yeah.
00:15Alana was focused on her second year of college.
00:17You get to study in my little future nurse.
00:20Yeah, girl.
00:20But the divorce news hit her hard.
00:23It's like, what?
00:23Half the time I call Dada with the questions I need
00:25and half the time I call you.
00:27I feel like the whole family is just going to be ripped apart.
00:30Mama, on the other hand, wasted no time celebrating.
00:34Let's go!
00:35It's no secret that I've never liked Josh.
00:37And she had her sights set on a new place.
00:40I'm ready to move out of the house Anna passed away in.
00:43Pumpkin!
00:44What?
00:44Meanwhile, Jessica had secret plans of her own.
00:47She didn't even tell nobody.
00:49Nobody!
00:50You about to get you a new daughter-in-law!
00:52Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
00:54Cannot stand Cheyenne.
00:55After 10 years of marriage, I was single and ready to mingle.
00:59I am going to make myself happy.
01:01I'm going to live life.
01:02And I met someone I really clicked with.
01:05Where are you going?
01:05Quit asking so many questions.
01:06I'll be back.
01:07There's something going on, and I want to know.
01:09Yeah, I'll be there in like 15 minutes.
01:11When it came to Josh, I wanted us to focus on co-parenting.
01:18And keep him out of my dating life.
01:20When are you going to tell Josh?
01:21Oh my gosh, it's his cousin, Darren.
01:24Wow.
01:25Nobody really knows.
01:26We're keeping on the DL.
01:27But then Jessica went ahead and stabbed me in the back.
01:30Why do y'all have flowers?
01:32I've seen married couples separate and find their way back to each other.
01:35She might be talking to somebody else.
01:37Who is it?
01:38Be your cousin, Darren.
01:40Hearing who it was that Punkin was seeing was sickening.
01:43So it was time to open a can of whoop-ass on that traitor?
01:46Jessica.
01:47It's literally my ex-husband.
01:49So whose side are you on here?
01:50I'm actually in the middle.
01:52I'm not even kidding.
01:53I'm not your sister.
01:54Don't call me.
01:55Bye.
01:55Bye.
01:59Bye.
02:01Bye.
02:01Bye.
02:01Bye.
02:02Bye.
02:02Bye.
02:03Bye.
02:05Bye.
02:11Let's do it.
02:12I got some thick, heavy cream for you, June.
02:15There we go.
02:16Oh!
02:16Mm-hmm.
02:17This is a workout.
02:19How do you do that?
02:21Wait.
02:22I just...
02:24How do you do that?
02:27I'll be in the garage if you need me.
02:29June, what are you doing?
02:30How do you do this?
02:34I didn't.
02:36Oh.
02:36I got to get my undercarriage cooled off.
02:39June, that's nasty.
02:41I'm back, and I'm hotter than ever.
02:43I got my fan and my ice maker working overtime because these hot flashes have been flashing.
02:49Now you're going to stay just nice and cool just like that.
02:51You're going to ruin my new couch.
02:53It's in a bag.
02:54Put it back on your head.
02:55It's my undercarriage.
02:56I didn't need to keep your cold.
02:58A few months ago, I had cysts on my ovaries.
03:02I had to have an emergency hysterate to me.
03:05She's out of surgery when they're back here to recovery.
03:08I'm feeling great right now.
03:12Okay.
03:13Great.
03:14Yeah.
03:14She needs to go back to sleep.
03:16So, yep.
03:16That's it.
03:17She's safe.
03:18It's all out.
03:19Bye-bye, uterus.
03:20And hello, menopause.
03:24Oh, these pills.
03:26I got bills coming in like crazy between medical bills, moving into this new house.
03:30I love the new house.
03:32It's a bigger house.
03:34KDP pretty much has got like the top floor to herself, and she's loving that.
03:41Oh.
03:43What?
03:45A bridal shop?
03:47For Jespen and Cheyenne?
03:50You can't call me?
03:53Hmm.
03:54Oh, anyway, next.
04:00These are test results.
04:02All these dollars appointments that I have on, all this testing that they're running, I do not understand that lingo.
04:08Oh, this global manin' belly ribbon.
04:12But, you know, we have our own personal nurse that we call now, and she dumbs it down for us.
04:19Oh, as long as it's a car car.
04:21Hey, what's up?
04:22Hey, look.
04:23I know you're like super busy, but do you have time for like a quick like telehealth?
04:27Oh, my God.
04:28That's what doctors do.
04:29I'm not a doctor.
04:30I'm going to be a pediatric nurse.
04:32Okay.
04:33Well, we need pediatric help.
04:35You're not a pediatric.
04:37So I need you to break down these test results here.
04:40What do these, like, numbers mean?
04:42Well, if I'm being honest, I really don't have time for this right now.
04:46Okay, but look at this picture.
04:47You got one of these yet?
04:50Yeah.
04:51And what do you think about Pumpkin?
04:52You think Pumpkin didn't go?
04:53Because last time that we were together, it was really bad.
04:54I don't know if Pumpkin's going to go.
04:56Well, are you going to go if you're not in school?
04:59Okay.
04:59We'll have to figure that out.
05:01Okay.
05:02Bye, Nurse Thompson.
05:04Bye.
05:07KDP, here you go.
05:08I need you to fan me.
05:10You're really going to sit there and fan her?
05:12Yep.
05:12KDP, you got the wind tunnel going off.
05:15That's way better than I could ever do.
05:16So is that good anything else?
05:18You can fan yourself right now.
05:20I'm not too hot.
05:21You never had been too hot.
05:25Oh, wow.
05:27Bye.
05:28Bye.
05:29Bye.
05:30Bye.
05:31Bye.
05:32Bye.
05:33Bye.
05:46Bye.
05:49Bye.
06:04¡Gracias!
06:20And this is my boyfriend, Darin.
06:24Ugh.
06:25After six months of me and Darin day in,
06:27I figured it was best us trying to move in together
06:30and see how that life is.
06:32We were together every day anyway.
06:34Either she was at my house or I was at her house,
06:36and then with the kids and everything,
06:37so it just kind of made more sense.
06:40It does.
06:40And Mama P is officially in her happy life era.
06:43You know all the things I just love about you.
06:45What's that?
06:46I just like that you can communicate with me,
06:49and you always, like, try to make me happy,
06:51and we always do things that I want to do
06:54and sometimes what you want to do.
06:56Sometimes.
06:57Sometimes.
06:58Darin, tell us about that tattoo on your neck.
07:01It's her lips.
07:02Now they're there forever.
07:03Me and Darin decided to get matching tattoos
07:05because, I mean, you only live once, you know?
07:08So, bang.
07:09We got mine right here.
07:12What time are you going to get the kids back this weekend?
07:15Probably the normal time.
07:16I probably should go then for a little bit while he does that.
07:20Um, yeah, I guess.
07:22I ain't trying to ruffle no feathers.
07:24You've already done that.
07:26Yeah.
07:27That's what they say.
07:29Everyone thinks I did Josh so dirty,
07:31and while, yes, I did my dirt and I've admitted to that,
07:35Josh also did wrong too.
07:37And listen, the cameras aren't around 24-7,
07:40and if you want to talk about who moved on quicker,
07:43he's got a whole new family.
07:44I mean, I don't know,
07:45amongst all the things that are going to get easier,
07:47I do hope that, like, the kids coming back
07:49and then us having, like, a few rough days,
07:51I hope that part gets easier.
07:52You know, just like everything else with time,
07:54I'm sure that was just pretty good too at all.
07:56Yeah.
07:56Eventually.
07:57Bentley's gotten kind of used to it.
07:58Yeah.
07:59You know, the kids spend one week with me
08:00and one week with their daddy.
08:02You can get the kids back on Sunday,
08:04and usually on Monday they're still, you know,
08:07wondering why he had to drop them off.
08:08And the only thing that really matters to me
08:10is all the kids know that mama and daddy both love them.
08:13But the biggest issue for Josh is still Darren.
08:16Josh hates Darren.
08:18Darren and Josh are cousins,
08:21not by blood or anything.
08:23Josh's stepdad is related to Darren by blood.
08:27I mean, we weren't ever, like, super close to him,
08:29but, you know, I'd see him around at family events,
08:32and, I mean, we'd talk and chop it up
08:34and everything was fine,
08:35but all of a sudden I'm the enemy here, so.
08:40When it comes to pick up and drop off,
08:42I do ask Darren to leave
08:43to avoid Josh's hot-headedness
08:46or World War III happening.
08:48It is so quiet here without all the kids.
08:50What?
08:51It drives me insane during the day when you're at work.
08:54I'm sorry I have a real job.
08:56I'll just tell you what,
08:57you are real handsome this morning.
08:59Thank you. What do you want?
09:00You are.
09:01You want something?
09:01Some more juice.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Please.
09:04I bet you do.
09:06He drank it all.
09:07Yeah, I had two them dry-ass biscuits.
09:17Oh, good. I'm sorry.
09:18Hello.
09:19Hey, guys.
09:20Welcome in.
09:21I had two potatoes.
09:22I'm gonna do five of the kids.
09:24Here.
09:24Here.
09:25Look at your legνοies.
09:30Kids.
09:31But he's going to come up,
09:42he's gonna introduce them.
09:46¿Qué es lo que se llama?
09:50¿Qué es lo que se llama?
09:52Esteli es la hermosa pequeña princesa.
09:55¿Me?
09:56¿Qué es tu favorita?
10:00Sílás.
10:01Es un ball de caos por sí mismo, pero es hermoso.
10:08¿Quieres?
10:10¿Quieres una pequeña pequeña?
10:11¿Quieres una pequeña pequeña?
10:13Sílás.
10:13Seguí de a la suerte.
10:15¿Qué es lo que se llama?
10:17¿Qué es lo que se llama?
10:19No.
10:22No, no, no.
10:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:29Oh, no.
10:33Oh, no.
10:33Si a la siguiente vez que iba a ser,
10:34uno de los tres hijos y tres hijos.
10:38Pero ahora hay muchos hijos.
10:39She's still too fresh, baby. She's got to stay at home, okay?
10:45Having four kids is amazing.
10:47You know what's even better? Having five.
10:51Get a divorce and have fun, they said.
10:54Fun bit me in the ass.
10:55The kids aren't with me on the weeks there with Pumpkin.
10:58It's like you figured I'd get sleep, get some things done.
11:01But no, it's poopy diapers and 2 a.m. feedings.
11:05All jokes aside, though, she is a precious little angel.
11:08So, you know, the baby's mother and I, we live together and we're trying to figure it out.
11:14That's what two people with the same mindset do, is just trying to figure things out.
11:18You know, I miss you guys when you're at Mama's.
11:21Brother.
11:25Whoops.
11:32Hot in here.
11:36Hello.
11:37Hey, what are you doing?
11:39Folding laundry.
11:40I got some tea for you.
11:41You got an invitation from old Jessie for you?
11:44For what?
11:45For her and Cheyenne's bridal shower.
11:48I highly doubt I'd be invited to something like that.
11:51Check out their mail and see if you got one.
11:53Hey, baby, you see my keys.
11:55Mama wants me to go down here and check the damn mailbox.
11:57The fact you're going to drive to the mailbox is crazy.
11:59If I got to go all the way down there to the mailbox, you best believe I'm getting in the
12:03A.C.
12:03Because ain't no way I'm sweating going to look for something Jessie supposedly sent me.
12:09I'm the one taking you so damn long.
12:14Oh, my God.
12:16Hold on.
12:17We'll be careful.
12:26Coming off on Mama Jean.
12:28Are you excited?
12:30Where's your mom?
12:31I mean, Mama hasn't texted me asking how the wedding planning is going.
12:34I did send my mom an invitation.
12:36We're going to have to talk about that.
12:38Do you miss your family?
12:40I mean, I do talk to Pumpkin a lot.
12:41And I mean, I don't really talk to Josh anymore.
12:44Like, after the divorce, he just kind of stopped talking to me.
12:46For Josh not to talk to me is kind of effed up.
12:49You know, I'm a new Lana.
12:50I don't do the drama anymore.
12:52Josh is going to be at the house really soon.
12:54Josh hates Darren.
12:55And I am not in the mood for them to have a knockout drag out today.
12:58Rushed date night.
12:59I mean, I have a say-so.
13:01Hey, kids, we're leaving in 15.
13:02You need to hurry up.
13:04I ain't afraid of Josh, Pumpkin.
13:13You got an invitation from Jesse, Poo?
13:15For her and Cheyenne's bridal shower.
13:22I mean, I got the invite, but I'm not going.
13:24Uh, yes, you are.
13:26For what reason?
13:30Why?
13:31Why should I go, Jimbo?
13:33They probably only said that because they feel bad.
13:37It has always been me, Lana, and Jessica above everybody else.
13:42No lies, no secrets.
13:44Always the sisters.
13:46And for Jessica to betray me and snitch on me,
13:49say what I was doing to Josh,
13:51I never thought Jessica would be this type of person.
13:53And she still hasn't said I'm sorry.
13:55And so, no, I can't forgive her.
13:58So I'll see you at the bridal shower with a kiss in hand.
14:02Yeah, you ain't going to see me,
14:03and I damn sure ain't going to have no damn gift.
14:05Well, think about it, at least.
14:07Talk for tonight, family dinner.
14:09I reckon, all right.
14:10All right, bye.
14:11Pumpkin hasn't talked to Jessica in months.
14:14And I totally understand why Pumpkin is mad at Jessica.
14:17But sisters shouldn't be fighting over anyone,
14:19especially someone like Josh.
14:21Look at this.
14:25Damn.
14:27You like to talk to her?
14:28No, you know I haven't.
14:30Other than seeing her at soccer games and s***,
14:31but I'm not going out my way to speak to her.
14:33I'm not calling her.
14:34I almost think I should go.
14:35Just be cordial.
14:36That is your sister.
14:37And I think you should go.
14:38You always talk about,
14:40we ain't got much family.
14:41All we got is each other.
14:42So yeah, your sister did some s***.
14:44It shouldn't have happened.
14:45It is what it is.
14:46But like, we're just, we're just,
14:47she's just dead to you now
14:48because of one s*** thing?
14:49Yes.
14:52She hasn't even apologized.
14:54That's the big kicker here.
14:55And you don't understand my family just yet.
14:57They stress me out.
14:59I think everybody's family stresses them out, but...
15:02Yeah.
15:02Not like mine.
15:04I think Mr. Orr's takes the cake.
15:06I'm going to get in the shower.
15:07You know what that means.
15:08Come on.
15:10You ain't got to tell me twice.
15:12I know.
15:20Give me first.
15:21Welcome to Scrambles.
15:24Can I get y'all started with some treats?
15:26Uh, sweet tea, please.
15:28Sprite?
15:28All right, no problem.
15:29So are you excited?
15:31Just a little bit.
15:32Are you excited?
15:33I'm excited.
15:34I'm just thinking it's crazy, though.
15:36That you wanted to marry me?
15:38Yeah, sometimes I need to run.
15:43Where's your mom?
15:48Hey, mama.
15:49Hey, y'all.
15:51Can I get you something to drink, ma'am?
15:52Sweet tea, please.
15:53Sounds good.
15:55Trini is like the closest thing I've ever had to having a normal mom.
16:00Her and Cheyenne are super close, and I mean, she's always been supportive of our relationship.
16:04It's important for me and Cheyenne to get married.
16:07I mean, for one, I came out.
16:08I found somebody that I truly love.
16:12What better way to celebrate it than having her wedding?
16:15So as far as the bridal shower goes, what do y'all think we should do here?
16:18I was thinking like, hmm, we could do like a backyard thing.
16:22It don't have to be nothing fancy.
16:24It'll kind of go with the boho, western theme.
16:26Get like bandanas and little glass jars, paint those, make it look rustic.
16:31I actually think I want a taco bar.
16:32Let's do a taco bar.
16:34I don't want to have gas.
16:35I don't care.
16:36Oh, wow.
16:36That sounds really good.
16:37I'm going to be outside some anyway, so you'll be good.
16:39Yeah.
16:39What about your mom and Pumpkin and them?
16:43Did you invite them?
16:43I did send my mom an invitation.
16:45She say she's coming?
16:48I don't know.
16:50Can we focus on the no?
16:54I did send Pumpkin one, too.
16:56Why would you invite her?
16:58To clear things up.
17:00At a bridal shower?
17:01What she means is she doesn't want to have a conversation with anybody, so just inviting
17:06her is like, oh, we're done.
17:08We're over it.
17:09If Pumpkin shows up, then everything will be back to its normal self.
17:13Things go by so much smoother when you just ignore it.
17:16I know my family's dysfunctional.
17:19I mean, I haven't talked to Mama or Pumpkin since the big blow-up, but I'm hoping that they
17:22want to be there for my big day.
17:24But I still stand on telling Josh because it was the right thing to do.
17:27As far as the bridal shower goes, I'm good.
17:30I have that.
17:31You don't have to ask for anything.
17:32But the wedding, we're going to have to talk about that.
17:36Trina's paying for our bridal shower and chipping in on the wedding, but we're also trying to
17:41save up money to help with the wedding.
17:43But working at a daycare doesn't help because weddings are expensive.
17:47All righty, here's your chicken and waffles.
17:49Thank you.
17:50Your mom is welcome to come, but she can leave her potty mouth at her house.
17:57Everyone knows Mama June, but I got the pleasure of meeting her in person.
18:03Tink, get up.
18:04Make you mad.
18:06My granddaughter Harper and her granddaughter Ella play on the same soccer game.
18:10And I always see her at every game.
18:14Up and down the sidelines, cussing, raising all kinds of cane, trying to be the center of
18:19attention at kids' soccer games.
18:21Hit the ball.
18:22Kick it, come from the armor.
18:25Everyone's looking.
18:26It's so embarrassing.
18:28I'm not going to have all that at my event.
18:31It's going to be a drama-free bridal shower, so...
18:33That doesn't even sound like her family.
18:35At the wedding, we're going to have to talk about that.
18:38Have you decided where you want to have it?
18:40Like, they have them places, it's kind of, it looks like a barn, and they have a lake
18:45out there.
18:46So with location, comes money.
18:49Has your mom mentioned helping with the wedding yet?
18:53That's funny.
18:54She's doing her half.
18:56I mean, June paid for pumpkins, and that's bullcrap.
18:59Why can't she help us?
19:02It's not that we don't know she would help, I just haven't asked yet.
19:05I'll go talk to her.
19:08Yeah, that's what you're going to have to deal with if you don't just ask her.
19:14Coming up on Mama Jean.
19:16Come here, give me a hug.
19:17Here they go.
19:18Yeah.
19:19Beth.
19:20You must not want to get married.
19:22I do want to get married.
19:22You don't want it bad enough.
19:23You don't sound like it.
19:25Ugh.
19:25Come over to ask you something.
19:27What?
19:27We were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
19:40What do you got for us to taste test this week?
19:42A surprise, every Sunday.
19:44Is Jessie going to come?
19:45Yeah, sure.
19:46What about the kiddos?
19:47They coming?
19:48No, they're with Josh.
19:50We started this, like, Sunday dinner thing at my house.
19:53What is today?
19:54Taste test Sunday.
19:55I'm doing waffles.
19:56I'm frying up to two eggs.
19:58And we're making bacon.
19:59You just got to whisk it.
20:00It's a little bit harder.
20:01Everybody knows about it.
20:02It's in the group chat.
20:03But Jessica says nothing back in the chat.
20:07But I think the reason why Jessica doesn't come around for Sunday dinners is because, like,
20:12Cheyenne, it's just very controlling.
20:15Eight grapes.
20:15There's a protein right here.
20:17I got that good protein for you.
20:19Yeah.
20:21You got chocolates and aphrodisiac.
20:23Did you not know that?
20:24You want to try some?
20:25Yeah, me to eat some of it.
20:26Cheyenne, you need to eat some.
20:29Cheyenne, bye.
20:31We bought some stuff in case this isn't so good.
20:34We bought some fried chicken and some mac and cheese.
20:37Look, what are you going to try this?
20:38Your favorite dish.
20:39What the hell is that?
20:40What the is that?
20:40What is it?
20:41Corn and butter?
20:42No.
20:43Bitch, that's cottage cheese.
20:44Yeah.
20:46Darren is a lot different than Josh.
20:48Okay?
20:49Darren is more, like, family-oriented.
20:52He never tells Pumpkin that she can't come over or we can't come over.
20:56Now, with Josh on the other hand, mm-mm.
20:58He wasn't doing no dinners.
21:00He couldn't get over his hatred for me.
21:02I mean, it's no thing.
21:03I can't stand that mother f***ing ether.
21:06Why would you disrespect corn in that way and putting cottage cheese in it?
21:09He's got a taste of the cheese to it.
21:14It's not that bad.
21:15There's no taste to it.
21:16It ain't that good either, June.
21:18You got some cottage cheese-free corn?
21:20Darren being involved with my mama, like, Sunday dinners and wanting me to have a relationship
21:25with my mom is completely opposite from what Josh would have wanted.
21:28Like, Josh continuously kind of, like, tried to push me away from my mama.
21:32And Darren's always like, no, like, let's go do something with your mom.
21:35And honestly, I love that.
21:37We are eating later.
21:39You just scratched me.
21:41I don't give a s***.
21:42Get out of my damn kitchen.
21:43You kicked me out of the kitchen.
21:44I'm f***ing leaving.
21:45It's almost done.
21:46Yo, sit down at the timer for 15 minutes.
21:49Set up 15-minute timer.
21:53You need your man to help you, June?
21:55No, I got it.
21:56You better enjoy that sweet tea because you know what?
21:58Your ass is going to be parched when you're eating.
22:00And I'm going to be parched.
22:01That chicken's going to be dry as hell you made four hours ago because you can't tell time.
22:05I don't give a f***.
22:08Here they go.
22:09Give me a hug, June.
22:10No, get the f*** off.
22:10Come here.
22:11Come here and give me a hug.
22:12No, no.
22:13Come here.
22:14You f***ing fat f***.
22:15Come here.
22:16Give me some love.
22:17F***ing it off me.
22:17Quit acting like that.
22:19No.
22:20Go get on some goddamn wear, b***h.
22:24Fixing still some more of your sweet tea from my parched ass.
22:26No, the f*** you're not.
22:27Yes, I am.
22:27No, you're not.
22:28Or be me.
22:29Quit.
22:29No, you're not.
22:32You know, I do think it's so cute how you and my mama get along, you know?
22:36Yeah, I reckon.
22:37I just like getting her tuned up.
22:39F***.
22:39No, I mean, damn, damn, you know you f***ing miss me.
22:42Scoot y'all through your asses on over.
22:43Let me make a little seat right here.
22:45Is that the pull of those over, June, or what?
22:46I don't give a f***.
22:48Let me ask you a f*** question.
22:49What, June, bud?
22:50You always want to, like, try to ruffle all my feathers.
22:52I just like to see how loud you can get.
22:54You get a little bit louder when I show up.
22:55Because you're loud.
22:56You're loud.
22:57I don't want to talk over you.
22:59Whatever.
22:59You signed on to Pumpkin, you signed on to me.
23:02Oh, boy.
23:04So what y'all think about the cheesy chicken?
23:06It's pretty good, for real.
23:07Well, what about old Jessica?
23:09Have you decided whether you can want to do the bridal shower or not?
23:11I thought about it, and I've decided that I'm not going to go.
23:14I mean, I know, like...
23:15But have you, like, really talked to her?
23:16She refuses to talk to me.
23:18She don't apologize.
23:19I think she will apologize if you, you know, give her a chance one-on-one at the right
23:23scene at the right time.
23:25But, I mean, y'all are sisters.
23:26That's why you should go.
23:28You know what I'm saying?
23:28It's always been the four of us.
23:30Look, you know how dysfunctional our family is.
23:32It is worse.
23:33We argue one minute, and an hour later, we're back talking.
23:36So you and Jessica need to work out your differences.
23:38She only gonna get married one time.
23:39Before I listen to any of y'all, I'm gonna listen to myself.
23:43And that keeps you in trouble.
23:45This has been nice, but I gotta go to work in the morning.
23:48So I'll see you next Sunday, and she'll see you at the bridal shower.
23:53That's right, Blaine.
23:54You are gonna go to the bridal shower again.
23:56I'm not.
23:57I'm not going.
23:59Later, June.
24:01All right.
24:16Coco, look at me.
24:18Are they ugly?
24:19Or you like them?
24:19You like them?
24:20Two shakes if you like them.
24:22Get one.
24:23One more.
24:23One more.
24:24One more shake.
24:26Hey, Bukie Bean.
24:28What you want, Bukie Bean?
24:29Look at this.
24:30So I found some flowers.
24:33They're not the best.
24:35The printer is crappy.
24:36Come on, Coco Bean.
24:37Go go go to my mom.
24:38They're not the cutest, but it's okay.
24:40Pop a little orange-red action.
24:44Our dream wedding would be like a rustic barn, maybe some hanging lights.
24:49I mean, what are you thinking, boo?
24:50Old antiques, mason jars.
24:52You do the rustic orange and the green.
24:55It's really country.
24:56We need to know about how much money we're gonna have before we even try to pick a place.
25:00So that goes back to you talking to your mom.
25:03You're stressing me out.
25:04You're stressing me out.
25:05I was all excited with the flowers and planting everything.
25:08Now I'm just like...
25:09My mom has been doing everything.
25:11I know.
25:12Coco Bean's even over it.
25:14You must not want to get married.
25:15I do want to get married.
25:16You don't want it bad enough.
25:17I do.
25:17You don't want it bad enough.
25:18I do want to marry you, baby.
25:19Then talk to your mom.
25:21Because you don't sound like it.
25:23Ugh.
25:24I feel bad for trying to get out of this, but I don't think Cheyenne gets it.
25:28I mean, mama hasn't texted me asking how I was doing, how the wedding planning's going.
25:33We all know how it is.
25:34She's got Pumpkin, who's the favorite.
25:36Alana was her little moneymaker.
25:37When Anna got sick, she became mother of the year.
25:40And then it's me, Jessica.
25:41If I ask mama, if she says no, then that just proves further that I'm the black sheep.
25:46Let me go figure this out.
25:47I love you.
25:48Love you, too.
25:49I mean it.
25:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:51Or don't even plan on pulling back in the driveway.
26:00Here goes nothing.
26:04Hello.
26:05Hello, Jesse.
26:06What are you doing here?
26:08She's coming to see y'all's new house.
26:10Well, come on in.
26:11Come on.
26:11I mean.
26:12Well, do I need to come in because did June hit you?
26:14No.
26:15I had like a pimple, so I just covered it up.
26:18I got to talk to her and I just want to make sure she's in a good mood.
26:21We're going to leave you with that one all by yourself.
26:23Oh.
26:24Yeah, let me know how it goes.
26:26No.
26:27Oh, great.
26:30Oh, what are you doing here?
26:33Come to see my mom.
26:34Well, I mean, you ain't been coming to Sunday dinners.
26:37Been in the group chat.
26:39No Jessica.
26:41No Cheyenne.
26:42I've been busy planning a wedding, remember?
26:44Hmm.
26:45Oh, yeah.
26:46I did get that invitation in the mail.
26:48Are you going to go?
26:49Yeah, I'm going to go.
26:50Is Pumpkin going?
26:51Well, I mean, I told her dumb ass that she needs to show up.
26:54Yeah, I did.
26:55What did Pumpkin say?
26:56She claimed that she was going to see what she's going to do
26:58and I told her to put her big girl panties on
27:00and just say, we don't need to fight no more.
27:03Yeah, her.
27:04What are you actually doing over here?
27:05Does Cheyenne let you off the leash for a minute?
27:10I mean, I ain't been here but a few minutes
27:12and you're already trying to get your digs in on Cheyenne.
27:14Well, I mean, she's the reason why you don't come around.
27:16She is not the reason why I don't come around.
27:18I choose not to.
27:19You and Pumpkin always met me the scapegoat.
27:21Not me, Pumpkin.
27:23Y'all are crazy.
27:26I need to come over to ask you something.
27:32What?
27:33You know the wedding.
27:34We're trying to plan it.
27:37Trina's helped a lot with the bridal shower
27:39and she's got that covered.
27:42But we were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
27:49Coming up on Mama Jean.
27:51Why don't you call Trina and be like,
27:53hey, what can I help with?
27:54She's going to have to use a couple of that, this,
27:56because I am not watching my mouth.
27:58Hey, kids, we're leaving in 15.
28:00Josh is going to be at the house really soon to drop the kids off.
28:04I know.
28:05You're going to quit rushing me.
28:06You need to hurry up.
28:07Josh and Darren haven't been in the same room
28:09and I am not in the mood for them to have a knockout drag out today.
28:11I ain't afraid of Josh.
28:20I need to come over to ask you something.
28:22Trina's helped a lot with the bridal shower.
28:25We were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
28:29I mean, you don't have to pay for the whole thing,
28:32but just help in places we need help.
28:34Why is it always money?
28:36Mama, because it's a wedding.
28:40I thought buying the girls what they wanted,
28:42giving them money would fix all my problems,
28:44would fix my relationship,
28:45would make their relationship more perfect.
28:47No.
28:48Doctor has shown me that transactional relationships
28:50are toxic relationships, really.
28:53Breakfast is ready, baby girl.
28:54We don't have all morning.
28:56Well, I may get up by bringing gifts.
28:58You're not supposed to be buying our love.
29:00June.
29:01June.
29:02No.
29:04I have really been doing really good about that
29:06for the last couple years,
29:07but I guess Jessica forgot that little tidbit.
29:10Where's my mom at?
29:11Cheyenne's got her mom at every step of the way.
29:13She's there.
29:14Where's June?
29:15I mean, I don't know what kind of a stravagant wedding
29:18that y'all are trying to plan.
29:19I mean, y'all can...
29:20We're very basic.
29:21We were wanting to have, like, a small location,
29:23but I mean, you really need to know
29:24if you're going to help with money.
29:27So, I mean, like, y'all had big things in your life.
29:30I paid for your college and everything,
29:32and then I paid for Pumpkin's wedding.
29:34You said, I'm never going to get married.
29:36I'm never going to have kids.
29:38Well, now you're almost 30 and decides,
29:40oh, I am deciding that I want to get married.
29:43Can you at least just think about it?
29:45No.
29:46Oh.
29:48I look at it this way,
29:50that the girls have got, like,
29:52something big paid by me.
29:54I mean, Pumpkin's wedding, Jessica's college.
29:58And I gave Alana the big, fat check
30:00to help her get established in Colorado.
30:02And when Anna was alive,
30:03I mean, I helped pay her bills.
30:05I made sure that she had everything she needed
30:07through the cancer treatments.
30:09And I'm not doing that anymore
30:10because the bank of Mama June is closed.
30:14You know that I can get stuff for free.
30:17I'll call in some favors.
30:19Well, you can't get a whole building for free.
30:22Hey, I'm Mama June.
30:23Can I play for my gay daughter's wedding with a promo?
30:26I'll shoot a pride commercial for you
30:28if you let my lesbian daughter get married here.
30:33It's not how it works.
30:34You can get married, like, anywhere.
30:36You can get married right there on my back porch.
30:38And that is super free.
30:40And then instead of me, like, helping out with money,
30:44I can help decorate.
30:48But the thing is, though,
30:49you don't know anything about the wedding, June.
30:51You didn't even ask me what colors we're doing,
30:53what we're thinking about.
30:54Well, I can stop right here at the DG
30:55and get some flowers.
30:57I know your favorite colors are purple and crimson red.
31:00Just because them are our favorite colors
31:02doesn't mean that's the colors we're doing.
31:04Well, I know y'all going with Alabama Red.
31:05This is what I'm talking about.
31:07You don't know nothing.
31:10Well, maybe you showed up more like Sunday dinner.
31:13We would know more.
31:14Mama, the last time I seen all of y'all,
31:16everybody was dogging me.
31:19You think June bought what a cinched on me?
31:21No.
31:22Not a job.
31:23I stand on I did nothing wrong.
31:27Okay.
31:28Well, bye, June.
31:31Mother of the year goes to G.
31:32Yep.
31:33Remember, no longer transactional relationships.
31:48Wee!
31:51Why is it going to fall?
31:55All I want to see to you
31:59is after me and you do you
32:01Wee!
32:03Almost wrecked my whole scooter.
32:06You know you're not supposed to ride those
32:07if you're, like, under 18.
32:08I didn't know that.
32:09You think you can get a DUI on them?
32:11Victoria was telling me that.
32:13Yeah, you can get a DUI with alcohol.
32:14I guess because it was motorized.
32:16Girl, you won't know really
32:17what happened to Judith last night.
32:18Wait, what happened?
32:20One of the patients hit me with her purse.
32:22Was her purse full?
32:23I think so.
32:24No, I get it.
32:26Finding friends out here was definitely tough
32:28just because of who I am
32:30and you never know if, like,
32:31people have good intentions or not,
32:33but luckily enough,
32:34I come across a really good group of friends
32:36and they have been amazing
32:38through the whole nursing process,
32:40through literally everything I've gone through.
32:42Yeah.
32:42I feel like in the ED, that's where it gets.
32:44Oh, my God.
32:45The ED is so crazy.
32:46It's probably so crazy there.
32:47That's why I don't want to work there.
32:49Uh-uh.
32:49That's why I want to work in, like, the PICU,
32:51so then the little babies,
32:52they don't jump on me.
32:53That's true.
32:54I feel like it's so fitting for you
32:55because you, like, have such, like, a mom,
32:57like, caring vibe.
32:58Yeah, and I have all these
32:59daggum nieces and nephews.
33:01You're already a pro.
33:03Do you miss your family?
33:04I do.
33:05I think for the, like,
33:06I'm not going to say I don't miss my family,
33:07but if they call me and I don't want to talk to them,
33:09I don't answer.
33:09Yeah, that is nice
33:10because I stay at home with my family
33:12and they're just always in my business.
33:14I mean, I do talk to Pumpkin a lot
33:15because, obviously, she's my sister.
33:17And, I mean, I don't really talk to Josh anymore
33:20because, like, after the divorce,
33:21he just kind of stopped talking to me.
33:23That's hard.
33:23I mean, he is going through a lot
33:25and the divorce was, like, very hard on him, so.
33:27It's like Pumpkin and Josh
33:28basically were my parents for a long time
33:31and for Josh not to talk to me
33:33is kind of effed up, you know?
33:35Because I'm like, where you at?
33:36You're a ghost now?
33:38I'm a new Lana.
33:38I don't do the drama anymore.
33:40During our summer semester,
33:41I feel like it's going to be like
33:42exam, exam, exam, exam, exam, exam.
33:45And I'm going to be dying, dying, dying, dying, dying.
33:47I feel like the whole nursing program
33:48is going to go fast.
33:49I hope so.
33:50I want my degree to be done.
33:52I'm ready to graduate tomorrow, actually.
33:54Yes.
33:55I finished my sophomore year,
33:57which means I finished all my prereqs.
33:59That means I'm basically 50% a nurse.
34:02I'm so proud of myself.
34:04I got a 3.75 grade point average.
34:07So now I'm moving on to like
34:09the actual nursing program,
34:10which is very exciting.
34:12I get to summer classes,
34:14which will probably be a little hard on me
34:16just because I've never really had
34:18to take school during the summer.
34:19But as always, Lana's going to get it done either way.
34:23Are you going to go back home?
34:24Um, I don't know yet.
34:25My sister Jessica,
34:26she's having like a bridal shower, so.
34:28Oh my gosh, a wedding on the way?
34:30Yeah.
34:31Talking about weddings,
34:32are you and Jalen going to get married soon?
34:38We'll see what happens.
34:39Coming up on Mama Jean.
34:41It sounds like your problem
34:42is kind of like with Trina.
34:44I mean, she stays on her side of Jones County,
34:46I stay on my side.
34:47Y'all are going to become best friends.
34:49What that ass says goes.
34:51Tell them.
34:52The thought of seeing both of them together
34:54is a nightmare.
34:55I mean, I have a say-so.
34:57You need to hurry up.
35:06It started getting a little toasty out there.
35:09Sounded like it got a little toasty in here, too.
35:11Well, she was asking for money.
35:12What they always ask for.
35:14For what, though?
35:15Her wedding,
35:16because Trina's doing everything.
35:18Trina being a wiener.
35:20Maybe try to insert yourself a little more.
35:23Like, take the initiative
35:24to, like, be a part of it.
35:27How many times we didn't buy this Sunday dinner?
35:29How many times she showed up?
35:31But if Trina being a wiener
35:32had Sunday dinner,
35:34they'd be there with all the cat bells sitting on her.
35:36Okay, but that's what I'm saying.
35:37They'd be right there at that store
35:38making that plate.
35:40It sounds like your problem
35:42is kind of like with Trina.
35:43Trina and Cheyenne,
35:46it is like they're two in one.
35:48Like, Trina's ass is right here,
35:50and Cheyenne's head
35:52is up in her intestines.
35:54Maybe they have the same relationship
35:56that you and the girls have.
35:57I mean, you used to always holler about it.
35:59It was always just me and the girls
36:01and nobody else.
36:02Maybe that's why they're so close.
36:03And now she got Jessica, like, over there,
36:06like, under her little spell.
36:08I don't know.
36:09I hate Trina.
36:12Why don't you go out of your way
36:14and call Trina
36:15and then search yourself
36:16and be like, hey, what can I help with?
36:18Well, I mean, I ain't really known Trina like that.
36:20Y'all are gonna become best friends.
36:21You don't have to use a couple
36:22that, this, that, whatever,
36:25because I am not watching my mouth.
36:27Well, you know, y'all are gonna be related.
36:29We already know that.
36:31She can pray for me on Sunday, baby,
36:32at the church house.
36:34Okay.
36:43Where are you even taking me?
36:45I got a little surprise planned for you.
36:48I did.
36:50Candles.
36:51Are you gonna make one, too?
36:53I reckon.
36:54Uh-huh.
36:58Welcome to Zane.
37:00You like it?
37:01And I'll be right with y'all.
37:03All right, thank you so much.
37:03You're welcome.
37:04Pumpkin tries to act all tough,
37:05but I know deep down
37:07that that whole Jessica situation,
37:09it really did hurt her
37:11and it got her in a little funky place,
37:13so I found this little candle place
37:15about, about an hour away.
37:17Josh is, he's gonna bring the kids back
37:18later on this evening,
37:19but before he does,
37:20I'll see if maybe we can't just
37:22have a fun little date day.
37:24You ever made a candle before?
37:26No.
37:26I burn them.
37:27Okay, so y'all go ahead and start off
37:29by grabbing aprons
37:30and choosing your fragrance.
37:31Okay.
37:32All right.
37:33Me and Josh first got together,
37:34we were pretty much kids.
37:35I got a bun in the oven, Tilly.
37:37I'm pregnant.
37:39I got pregnant very quickly.
37:42I got married very quickly.
37:43We had to grow up very quickly.
37:46Come on, pretty y'all.
37:48So daddy confessed about money then?
37:50Money then.
37:51We didn't have time for dates.
37:52We didn't have time to, you know,
37:54be young and be kind of like in love.
37:57And with Darren,
37:59that's the complete opposite.
38:00I'm able to just like kind of
38:02be in my feminine era.
38:03I like that.
38:04How'd you even find this place?
38:05I might have done some Googling
38:07and some research
38:07and put a little time into this.
38:09Oh, okay.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I'm not used to things like this.
38:12I might like you a little bit.
38:17It ain't that funny.
38:18You're just kind of cracking me up
38:19in this apron.
38:23You know what a candle
38:24would be a good gift for?
38:25What?
38:26Maybe a bridal shower
38:27at your sister's house.
38:28Is that why you bought me here?
38:30You give her your candle.
38:31She's not getting my candle.
38:32Give her your candle.
38:33I think I'm going to name mine
38:34Jessie DeStressi.
38:36Yeah.
38:37Just burn it up
38:38and be done with it, huh?
38:39Yeah.
38:42Come on, Cy.
38:43Come on, Cy.
38:45Hello.
38:48How are you doing?
38:49I need socks.
38:50I'm an E-N-E.
38:51Okay.
38:53So whether the kids are adjusted
38:55to coming back and forth or not,
38:56I'm still not adjusted
38:57to dropping my kids off every week.
38:59It sucks for me.
39:00It's very emotional.
39:01I just try to hide the pain
39:03by doing something fun with the kids
39:05before I drop them off.
39:06So, you know,
39:07we're going to go to a little fun place
39:08and let them run rampant.
39:11Socks.
39:12Dairy socks.
39:13My dairy socks.
39:16Where's my socks at?
39:19Jessie!
39:22Jessie!
39:23Hey, Ellie.
39:24Go.
39:25Even though Punk is not talking to me,
39:27I still want to see the kids.
39:28I mean, her and Josh
39:29were together 10-plus years
39:31and we're like family.
39:32So if Josh has the kids,
39:34I'm going to go hang out with them.
39:35What are you doing, huh?
39:37What are you doing?
39:38Where's Sasa?
39:39Daddy in the trampoline.
39:40You want to go get on trampoline?
39:42Yeah.
39:42Okay.
39:49What bright idea did you have
39:50to bring these kids up in here?
39:52Imagine getting them out.
39:53I like to go do fun things.
39:54That's going to be the worst part.
39:56What have y'all been up to?
39:57We're planning in this bridal shower.
39:59Did you get your invite?
40:00I did.
40:02You know, me and Punk still ain't talking.
40:04So we need somebody to bring the kids.
40:06You know, I don't have the kids that week.
40:11I mean, I was asking you to bring the kids
40:13if she doesn't show up.
40:16Josh.
40:17Josh.
40:26Mixed and pulled.
40:27Yeah, it says 25 stirs.
40:29You want to count?
40:29I can't count with 25.
40:30You bought me on the date night.
40:32You're supposed to take charge.
40:37Oh, bitch.
40:39What?
40:39We're supposed to get the kids back in a little bit,
40:41and we're still an hour from the house.
40:42So here'll be okay?
40:43No.
40:46I'll tell you what's crazy as hell,
40:47the fact that I planned this whole date for you.
40:49You're trying to rush me through it.
40:52Listen to me.
40:53You've got to leave before Josh gets here.
40:55We're going to be fine.
40:56Everything's going to be fine.
40:57Oh, my God.
40:59I think we're ready.
41:01Calm down.
41:02It's okay.
41:02Get your things and come on.
41:03Last time I planned an hour away trip with you.
41:07What are you going to name your candle?
41:08Rushed date night.
41:11Josh is going to be at the house really soon
41:14to drop the kids off.
41:15Thank you so much.
41:16You're welcome.
41:16Josh and Darren haven't been in the same room
41:18since me and Darren started dating.
41:20It's because Josh hates Darren,
41:22and I try to avoid that whole situation,
41:23and I am not in the mood for them
41:25to have a knockout dragout today.
41:27Oh.
41:28I'm on.
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