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The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 4 Episode 1
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00:01I'm at loss of words for where MomTalk is now today.
00:04Will you be the bachelorette?
00:06The last thing I need is to talk to Whitney.
00:08She knew what the fuck she was doing.
00:09Like, are you just done with the show altogether?
00:11I did not think we'd ever be at this point.
00:18Originally, we wanted to move from the outdated LDS ways.
00:22We have a platform that the generation didn't have before us.
00:26So I got this offer.
00:27We'll have your toys for days.
00:29We were raised to be these housewives.
00:32They did get some backlash in their community.
00:34Radically changing the image of Mormon culture.
00:37MomTalk is busier than ever.
00:39MomTalk is in the building.
00:42And with that comes a divide.
00:47Zach is officially not doing med school.
00:50What's happening right now isn't working.
00:52I think we both just feel very stuck.
00:54Well, maybe it would be a good idea to not talk every day.
00:56It's dancing with the stars, reality TV Jen.
00:59And Jen as a wife is...
01:00I don't know what we have to do to get away from these clout chasing men.
01:03This is just a zombie marriage.
01:05I feel like my whole world is falling apart right now.
01:08Jen, no one wanted you around.
01:09I was the one that vouched for you every fucking time.
01:13You look guilty AF.
01:15Your stories don't add up.
01:16I don't wanna go home.
01:18Is this what I think it is?
01:19I told you you're gonna stop.
01:21I literally can't fuck it.
01:22I pray like every day.
01:24She is representing MomTalk and it's not a good look.
01:27Have you talked to Dakota?
01:27He did tell me he's seeing somebody.
01:29He does not care about you.
01:30It's him trying to sabotage Taylor as the bachelorette.
01:33That's exactly what's happening.
01:34100%.
01:34It's a lot, but it's so exciting and I think there's a lot more coming.
01:38She goes, I haven't had my period yet, Dakota.
01:40Is she gonna be a pregnant doctor?
01:42Oh.
01:45Come be saints and come be sinners.
01:49All in the world.
01:53Listen up.
01:55I'm the one you've been dreaming of.
01:58I've got everything you could ever want.
02:01Try me in your seat.
02:04I'll bring you to your knees.
02:06Baby, you're gonna believe.
02:15Bring us up in the temptation.
02:20Bring us up in the temptation.
02:23Bring us up in the temptation.
02:27Bring us up in the temptation.
02:30Look what we'd love.
02:31Bring us up in the temptation.
02:40I will rise, rise, rise.
02:46Rise to the water.
02:49Blood like a river.
02:52I will rise, rise, rise.
03:00Guys, do you know how to tape a box?
03:04I've done this a few times.
03:05Me and Miranda moved a bunch.
03:07This is pretty crazy.
03:08Look at this.
03:09Who'd have thought we'd be here?
03:10I know.
03:11Starting a new chapter.
03:14Helping you move.
03:18Hey.
03:21Just kidding.
03:24Let's do that again.
03:24Yeah.
03:25I know you're going to jump.
03:26Jump in the arms and then you can like.
03:27Hey, I'll hold you like this.
03:28Yeah.
03:29One, two, three, jump.
03:30And we'll do that.
03:31So ever since Chase apologized, honestly, our friendship blossomed.
03:35I owe you a sincere apology about the way that I acted.
03:39Life's just crazy.
03:39I would have never thought we'd be here.
03:41Should be kissed for no sake.
03:44No.
03:45It's been really good.
03:46I mean, I think people forget we were friends for five years before any of the swinging was
03:50going on.
03:51And we thought it'd be funny to make a TikTok because him and I like to get under people's
03:55skin and, you know, jokes.
03:57Not only that, our exes did make a TikTok together.
04:00So we're like, hey, let's, we'll play back.
04:03Like, it's almost been a year since I broke up with Dakota.
04:05It was time to change.
04:07I want it all fresh, like gone.
04:08Because you guys lived here together for a little bit, right?
04:10This is where we brought home our baby.
04:12And it's just like, there's a lot of stuff here, memories, which is good.
04:15But I need to kind of like put it in my past to move forward.
04:18So I just have been focusing on, I feel like, on myself and like killing rather than jumping
04:22into another relationship.
04:23For as Dakota and I, I would love to say that things are going great as co-parents.
04:32And it's so nice and healthy, but it's just not.
04:34And it's, I don't know when it will be.
04:36As of now, things are just to a point of like, I think less communication is better for us.
04:41And so I took the summer and did pretty much absolutely nothing but stay home, stay with
04:48my children, praying a lot and being like, guide me in whatever direction I'm supposed
04:52to be in.
04:53I'm listening.
04:54Please help me.
04:56I think I'm coming out of it and being like, okay, like maybe I could, like, let's open
04:59up.
05:00Do you think you could date anyone that you've known from the past already?
05:03Or it would have to be someone new?
05:05I'm open-minded, to be honest.
05:06But you have a very specific type.
05:08I mean, look at your exes hanging out.
05:10They're like besties that look alike, so.
05:12Blondes?
05:12Yeah.
05:13Crush is not blonde.
05:16I think you know her.
05:19You guys have like an undeniable chemistry.
05:22Have you ever thought, I wonder what dating either would be like?
05:26Yeah, I do that in a heartbeat.
05:28I would never work out with Chase.
05:30Too messy.
05:30I would never go there.
05:31Best to keep him in the friend zone, uh, for now.
05:41What is, what month has been in?
05:48I'm in like mom mode.
05:49September, August.
05:51Dog is.
05:52The listen on what's been going on with your life since we last filmed.
05:57Oh my gosh.
05:58How much time do we have?
06:00Obviously, I'm not pregnant.
06:01I'm skinnier.
06:02I have a cute little newborn.
06:04It was the most painful thing of my entire life.
06:06I don't know why I signed up to give birth unmedicated.
06:12Since I've had Lottie, my skin and my health has kind of flipped 180 and kind of went through
06:17a flare again.
06:18So I've been focusing a lot on my health and trying to get that back in check.
06:22And also my marriage, intimacy issues.
06:25Yeah, it's, it's a lot for sure.
06:28Candlelit dinner for two.
06:29Oh, it is so cute in here.
06:31It is so cute.
06:32I had to make sure my thing wasn't showing.
06:33The breastfeeding pad, like.
06:35Oh, you know, same.
06:37I'm so tired of not going to lie.
06:38It is crazy, like, how busy everything is now.
06:41It's like, we're all having babies.
06:43Yeah.
06:43We're all going out of town.
06:44Like, Layla, I think, is doing like New York Fashion Week.
06:46I've been working on the book.
06:48Everyone has like all these crazy opportunities.
06:50MomTalk has just been blowing up.
06:52The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives was nominated for an Emmy.
06:55So crazy to me that like so many people around the world know who we are.
06:59I have my book tour coming up, which I'm so excited for.
07:02It's been a long time in the making.
07:03Other than that, my brain is blank.
07:06I think this is worse than pregnancy brain.
07:07I have postpartum brain.
07:09Um, Lord, I'm blank.
07:13I'm excited for like to see all the babies together for the first time.
07:17It's going to be so cute.
07:19Macy, Jen, and I are planning a sip and see for everyone to meet our new babies.
07:23Penelope, Charlie, and Lottie.
07:25I saw a cute TikTok of someone doing a sip and see for their baby.
07:29And I thought it was the cutest idea for all three of us to get our babies together,
07:32get MomTalk together, and get everyone back in the same room and meeting our cute little babies.
07:37Is this sip and see different?
07:39What are you guys sipping on?
07:40We're sipping on breast milk.
07:42Duh.
07:44Okay, should we call Jen and talk to her about our invite list for the sip and see?
07:49Yeah.
07:50Hello.
07:51Hello.
07:52Can you believe I answered?
07:53I usually have to call five times.
07:55Have you started dancing yet?
07:56Yeah, I haven't.
07:58You guys are going to have to pray for me.
07:59I'm not even kidding you.
08:00I'm literally praying for my life that like I don't pee myself on stage because like I sneeze
08:05and I literally pee myself.
08:08You should reach out to our contact that we had for that pad company.
08:12Life has been crazy since Penny has been born.
08:15Whitney and I are on Dancing with the Stars.
08:17I just landed a big brand deal with Ben Affleck.
08:24I would be so stressed.
08:26Oh my gosh.
08:27Zach is officially not doing med school.
08:29We're not generally comfortable in an office setting.
08:33I am no good before 11 a.m.
08:35He's just going to support me and my goals and career right now.
08:39I think his focus is him being a dad.
08:41If you were to ask me two years ago, I thought I would have been a stay-at-home mom
08:45and would
08:46have been supporting Zach through med school, but clearly that didn't happen.
08:49I don't know what the future holds, but hopefully the future means living near the beach.
08:57I know they're all going to be future besties.
08:59They're going to be the future mom talk.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Who are you inviting, by the way?
09:02I'm going to invite Whitney.
09:04You're inviting Demi?
09:05You don't need to go.
09:06No.
09:07You're inviting me.
09:09Yeah, no.
09:10I just want to invite you to go.
09:12Oh.
09:13I still think a lot of us do not trust me after everything that happened, even though
09:17the kumbaya softened things.
09:18Jessie and Demi were definitely at war the last year over Marciano.
09:23Marciano told me that you guys have been having an affair.
09:27We did have an emotional affair, if that's what you want to call it.
09:29I kissed him twice.
09:30He told me that you guys had sex.
09:34We did not have sex.
09:35Demi, you know what you did.
09:37Why are you playing dumb?
09:38I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
09:39We haven't been conspiring with Marciano.
09:42No.
09:42And threatening him to say that they had sex.
09:45Fuck you.
09:48Fuck you, Demi.
10:02Like, I can see here.
10:03I want to move forward.
10:04But to be honest, I'm even more confused now.
10:07But I'm really hoping there isn't going to be drama or fights breaking out because the
10:12focus should really be on the babies.
10:13Your boobs look massive.
10:15Your boobs get massive too, don't they, Jen?
10:17You're like, oh.
10:20It's just spraying everywhere.
10:21I'm dead.
10:22Like a gun.
10:36What are you doing?
10:39So, I got some new stuff.
10:41Let's see it.
10:42That's cute.
10:44So, I got this one.
10:45I got this one.
10:46It's a different one.
10:47You don't know how to fold.
10:49Just like.
10:49Oh, my God.
10:50Jordan and I are doing better than we were, but it's still up and down.
10:57Anyone who's been in a cycle like ours, where there's been hurt on both ends, will know that
11:02it doesn't happen overnight.
11:04There wasn't a single day for the last three years we didn't fight.
11:07I'm the main breadwinner, and he wasn't doing anything to help.
11:10It's fucked up, and it's completely not okay.
11:12The question that I have to ask myself is, are you still the person that I want to be with?
11:17Even though my separation with Jordan was really hard, it was almost like a restart button for us.
11:22I do love that Jordan's making an effort to change.
11:25He has put a lot of work and time into therapy, and we've just been through so much together.
11:29Like, I do love him, and I don't want to break up my family, but we still fight and bicker
11:34a lot.
11:35So, I talked to producers today, and they were asking me questions about DadTalk and going to the villa.
11:41They were asking me, like, who's single?
11:43Who's available?
11:44Like, what does it all look like?
11:46Last year, MomTalk went to Vanderpump Villa overseas, where Lisa Vanderpump shows you what real hospitality looks like.
11:53The dads would always joke about going to Vanderpump Villa after the moms went last year.
11:57And I talked to my manager about it, and the next day, we got the call that we were invited.
12:01You know, I know that not even that long ago, I would have been, like, super opposed to going and...
12:08Just because he might be there, or why?
12:09I mean, I'm sure he's going to be there.
12:11What makes it different now?
12:12Like, why aren't you as opposed?
12:13I don't want to turn down an opportunity for myself or for DadTalk as a whole.
12:18Like, I'm not going to let...
12:19But my distaste for Marciano to dictate, like, what I'm going to do.
12:25This is probably the first time that we're really kind of standing on our own two feet.
12:28I would consider myself the founder of DadTalk, so I think that makes me its leader.
12:33DadTalk's a lot funnier than MomTalk, and we have our own place on social media.
12:37I haven't told the guys about the Vanderpump Villa offer yet.
12:39I think this is going to be a great opportunity for DadTalk.
12:42I think it shows that our wives don't have a monopoly on social media.
12:46What if, like, truth or dare happens?
12:47Like, that's what happened last year is, like...
12:49I'm not playing.
12:50It's not like anyone obviously comes on D, but you play a game.
12:52Let me tell you guys something.
12:53And it happens.
12:53I believe what you guys did last year at the Villa was inappropriate, and I don't plan on doing anything
12:58inappropriate.
12:59Whatever.
13:00I didn't do anything wrong in the Villa.
13:01Right.
13:02So I had a great experience.
13:03It was afterwards, so...
13:05But also, I feel like we've been rebuilding trust on both ends.
13:08So, like, obviously, at this point, if either of us did something,
13:11that would be not okay.
13:13Do you think there is going to be, like...
13:17I don't know, a situation where they have some single girls or some of the staff members?
13:21Like, what if someone does hit on you?
13:22Like, clearly that happened last year with the girls.
13:24So, like, what would you do?
13:26Yeah, of course they're going to hit on me.
13:27I'm like, ugh.
13:29Is this reopening an old wound?
13:30I just wonder if it's going to set us backwards, especially if Marciano is there.
13:34Look at what happened to both me and I's marriages after Italy last year.
13:38No one's safe.
13:39No one's marriage is off limits.
13:40And I think Jordan still has a lot of healing to do with that situation,
13:43and it worries me that it's going to trigger him.
13:45Crazy how much you guys are in the drama.
13:48The boys are, like, more in the drama than the girls.
13:50Well, you guys start it, and we just have to get joined in because we're...
13:53No.
14:04Knock, knock.
14:05Hello.
14:07I'm getting you some water, but do you want, like, a snack or anything?
14:09I'm okay.
14:10I just stayed, actually.
14:12Since we wrapped last season, I have been finally starting to dive back into the dating pool again.
14:19After Chase and I split, I was in a relationship, but that ended a while ago now.
14:26I mean, it's been months, and I'm just now starting to put myself back out there again.
14:31I'm still, you know, co-parenting with Chase.
14:34I also started a fitness program with my trainer.
14:38It's called Muscle Mommy Talk.
14:39So, yeah, it's been fun.
14:41Lots of things going on.
14:43How are things with Mace?
14:44Good.
14:45I'm obsessed with him.
14:46He's so cute.
14:47Aww.
14:47If you guys ended up together, you would be Brooks and Coco's aunt.
14:51You would be my kid's aunt.
14:53That's crazy.
14:54I'm finally official with my boyfriend, Mason, which is also Chase's brother.
14:59Obviously, it's not ideal to date brothers.
15:02However, I do think it's very common in Utah.
15:05I like Mason a lot.
15:07I just feel like me and him align a lot with values and morals.
15:10I feel like in past relationships, I almost tried to change myself for the person because
15:15I wanted to be loved so badly by that person.
15:18But I feel like with Mason, I don't need to change myself.
15:20He loves me for who I am.
15:22We'd be family.
15:23We'd be sisters.
15:24No, but it's just funny, though, because I remember telling you.
15:27I was like, I don't want to get in a relationship anytime soon.
15:29I don't want to date anyone.
15:31I don't want to be single.
15:31It's been fun.
15:32That's literally, it's like one you're not looking for is typically when it happens.
15:35Yes, when it happens.
15:36Who's wedding is it that they're going to, by the way?
15:38It's one of Mason's cousins.
15:40Do you know if his family knows that you dated Chase?
15:43They have to.
15:43It's on the show.
15:45It's like things like that.
15:45It is what it is.
15:47I'm like, I'm like, the whole family, like his dad is next.
15:53Speaking of Chase, I'm like, speaking of your husband.
15:58And anytime anybody brings him up, I'm like.
16:01Mason mentioned to me that Taylor and Chase went on a little date.
16:05Feelings can for sure develop.
16:07Well, they did.
16:08And honestly, Taylor, I always thought you were like one of the coolest people ever.
16:12Only thing that I can really think of in this scenario is how does Miranda feel about that?
16:16I mean, her quote unquote best friend, Taylor, going out with her ex-husband.
16:22Interesting.
16:23That's just all I have to say.
16:25This one's kind of like weird though now.
16:28I mean, I'm not the only one that's been on a date with Chase.
16:32Taylor went on a date with Chase.
16:34Was that a date?
16:35I think so.
16:38Oh God.
16:39You need to fill me in on that.
16:40Did he tell you anything?
16:41Because that's, I never expected that to happen.
16:43I mean, it wasn't, it wasn't presented to me like it was a date situation.
16:48Two people grabbing food with no one else present.
16:52Oh, was it like a, like a, at a restaurant?
16:54I fear that's a date.
16:55Yeah.
16:55I thought it was like a, oh.
16:56Taylor didn't tell you anything?
16:58No.
17:00You heard it was like they grabbed coffee, talk about, tried to put water into the bridge.
17:04Like that was, you know.
17:05Yeah.
17:05That's what used to happen with the whole swinging scandal.
17:07She would purposely not tell you some information like Chase having a crush on her.
17:11It's like past coming to the future.
17:14There are trust issues already, like underlying trust issues from the past.
17:18Yeah.
17:19For her, it got to where like they were actually like seeing each other.
17:24That's, that is when I would flip a switch.
17:28Because I feel like people even sometimes will make comments like,
17:29how is Miranda okay with like Layla ever dating Chase?
17:32Me and you were not close.
17:33By that point, he wasn't my husband.
17:36Like with the Taylor thing, he was my husband.
17:40I would think that she would be worried that I would think they're dating or whatever,
17:45you know, and, and want to get ahead of that.
17:48Yeah.
17:48And since that's not the case, it feels like shady.
17:54Miranda.
17:55Wait, I love you.
18:01Wow, I was not expecting you to make a doll.
18:05Ugh.
18:06But it's just years of my life that like I spent ruminating over like the hurt that she caused.
18:13And so I'm like, I'm happy with where I am in life.
18:15I'm really proud of myself.
18:16You should be.
18:17And so I'm just like, I don't want to give them that power of like allowing them to like take
18:22that headspace again.
18:24I love you.
18:25Oh.
18:26You've done such an amazing job, like navigating all of this the past couple years.
18:30And I think bringing up with her because I think already you crying right now, I feel like you're able
18:37to tell that there is definitely a lot of feelings towards this.
18:40I would expect more from Taylor than I do Chase.
18:43It's the principle of the situation, given where we came from.
18:48What I wanted so badly in our friendship was that communication and that transparency and that honesty that I felt
18:54like I was owed.
18:55Way back when Chase said he had feelings for her or whatever it was.
18:59Like I wanted that openness.
19:02I will.
19:02I'll keep you posted.
19:03We'll see how it goes with the sip and see.
19:05I think it's pretty obvious that coming back to MomTalk, I had some reservations.
19:11And if Taylor and I spent all this time trying to rebuild our friendship after so much damage, I don't
19:18want to be humiliated again.
19:37Today is mine, Jen, and Macy's sip and see.
19:40This will be the first time that all the girls and MomTalk are back together in the same room since
19:44Ever's blessing of comfort.
19:46She's so hungry.
19:47You look so cute.
19:49I feel like because there's babies, there's newborns, there's all the happy hormones there that nothing too crazy is going
19:56to happen.
19:57At least I hope not.
19:58Where is Baby?
19:59Oh, she's so precious.
20:02I wish she was awake.
20:03I almost want to take her out.
20:04This is the new generation of MomTalk right here.
20:07I got that.
20:11This is the best.
20:12Getting makeup on and Bailey Payne with my hair.
20:15It's like, I just, it can put me to sleep.
20:18You look great.
20:19You look great.
20:19You look great, Freddie.
20:20So let's talk about what's been happening.
20:23Jen and I are going on Dancing with the Stars.
20:26Tomorrow, Connor and I are moving to LA.
20:28I feel like I've just barely come back into this group and started building relationships again.
20:32And now I'm leaving.
20:33It's bittersweet.
20:35You look amazing.
20:37You look great.
20:39You know I love this color.
20:41Michaela, never would I ever think that we would get back to that point of even touching each other.
20:47Not everything's about you.
20:48You're the one making it about me.
20:50You're so delusional.
20:52Let's fucking do it.
20:53I don't think anyone cares to have an actual friendship with you.
20:57I see the light at the end of the tunnel and I'm starting to feel that hope again.
21:01Yeah.
21:01Like there's too many babies here.
21:02I'm like getting emotional about it.
21:04I'm like, let me see.
21:05She's perfect.
21:13I'm so excited to meet the babies, but I know that I'll see Taylor and I, you know, have
21:21those uncomfortable emotions.
21:23Eventually, I'll have to get to the bottom of it.
21:25Got it?
21:26Cute.
21:27Bring it over here.
21:29Hi.
21:30Hello.
21:32You see who's here?
21:33Yeah.
21:34Demi and Brett are here.
21:38Who invited them?
21:40Um, not me.
21:43I am still shocked that everyone allowed her to come back to MomTalk.
21:49I mean, she's left us how many times?
21:52I can't even keep track.
21:53This is so cute.
21:55We got a fun game for you.
21:56What if you won?
21:57No way.
21:58We're doing that right now?
21:59Yeah, you're in charge of the remote.
22:01Shut up.
22:02I've waited my whole life for this moment.
22:04No.
22:05I don't think it's going to bleed.
22:07I think it's just going to give me a shock.
22:09I have to control it.
22:10I'm helping you.
22:10I'm helping you.
22:11No, I have to control it.
22:12Okay.
22:14Giving birth hurts like a bitch, so we're making our husbands experience that as well.
22:18So we got a stem machine to make fake contractions so they can feel how we felt carrying their
22:24children.
22:31I told you he's the biggest baby.
22:34Jace is not the highest.
22:35He wanted to go any higher.
22:3630.
22:37Jace, my man, is sticking strong.
22:40Oh, shit.
22:41There is something fun about watching them being tortured.
22:43I don't know what it is inside of me that really just lights up seeing these men in pain.
22:48Breathe, Zach.
22:50Breathe.
22:51Oh.
22:52Skies don't fade that easy.
22:55Pain don't heal, don't cure.
23:00Is there a gift table?
23:01Yeah, where do we put all the gifts?
23:03I don't know.
23:04Maybe we should just hand them.
23:05Do you see gifts anywhere?
23:05I don't know.
23:06I'm not going to give them their gifts right now.
23:07Oh.
23:08Well, I guess we could just set them down and then.
23:10Let's just go ask them.
23:11Yeah, let's get a drink.
23:12Is everyone coming today?
23:13Go ahead.
23:13Kayla's not.
23:14Maybe she's not.
23:15Yeah.
23:15Where was she again?
23:16Oh, she's at a wedding.
23:18Hi, guys.
23:19Hey, how you doing?
23:20How are you?
23:20Dakota coming?
23:21I don't know.
23:23Maybe, maybe not.
23:24Right.
23:24We're right back.
23:25I want him to move on.
23:27Yeah.
23:27He won't.
23:28I've tried.
23:29I've literally, like, I'm like, dude, do it.
23:31And he's like, I just don't like, I think he always holds on to hope.
23:34He does.
23:35And that's like, I appreciate it.
23:36But I'm like, at this point, like, it's just, it is, it's done.
23:38That's me a pretty crusher.
23:39Hi, how are you?
23:40Good.
23:41How are you?
23:41Sorry, your hands are a little full right now.
23:43Oh, you're fine.
23:44Have you gotten food yet?
23:45Yeah.
23:46I'm starving.
23:46You're good.
23:47Good talk.
23:48Good talk, yeah.
23:50Oh, gosh.
23:51I'm so good.
23:53Oh, my gosh.
23:54I need food.
23:58Anyways, how are you doing with you?
24:00I went to Laila's the other day.
24:02She was like, you and Chase went to a restaurant.
24:04Like, it was like more of a date.
24:06I didn't tell Miranda about the date, if you will, or whatever, our coffee date that led
24:11to dinner, whatever it was, because I obviously don't think anything of it.
24:15It's easy to be his friend, but never date him.
24:18Like, one, that's Miranda.
24:20I feel like we always kept it appropriate besides the one time he told me a feelings for me.
24:24I understand why it's triggering for you, given our past.
24:27It just kind of took me back to that time.
24:29I was like, I think Taylor and I have worked really hard to get where we're at, and I would
24:34be so shocked if she would, like, be able to throw all of that out the window.
24:40Yeah.
24:40Especially for Chase.
24:42Yeah.
24:43I mean, no offense to him, but, like, for Chase.
24:45When I'm telling you that there's nothing there, there's nothing there.
24:46Yeah.
24:47And that is facts.
24:49No, Laila, I appreciate you telling me.
24:51But I am sorry if that did.
24:52Like, I didn't even think about it.
24:53But it's like, I wouldn't do that.
24:55No, yeah.
24:57I'm just hoping that Taylor and I can put all of this behind us.
25:01Please, God, once and for all, and we can have a fun single girl era.
25:05I think we've both been in need of that for a long time.
25:09And we can leave our baby daddies with us.
25:14Okay, thanks for talking, Laila.
25:16Oh, no, sorry.
25:17Yeah, of course.
25:17Can I meet you?
25:18Oh, you're fine.
25:18You're fine.
25:19We just finished up.
25:20We're going outside.
25:21After releasing butterflies, you want to come see?
25:23Are we all butterflies in there?
25:25It's for a new beginning.
25:26Okay, we're starting with a prayer.
25:29Just do it.
25:32Okay, these are butterflies because it symbols, obviously, a new beginning.
25:36I don't know how many new beginnings we need.
25:37Can I go first?
25:38Um, so I have a little announcement, so I'm kind of exciting for the boys.
25:45So I made a few calls.
25:47I feel like whenever Jordan makes an announcement, like, he, like, uses his priesthood voice.
25:52Okay, guys, just wanted to tell you, like, a great opportunity for Dad Talk.
25:56This isn't about you, Jordan.
25:58This is about new beginnings with the butterflies.
26:00So it's not about Dad Talk.
26:03And the boys are now officially invited to go to the villa.
26:06Oh, we're going to Vanderpump Villa.
26:09Congrats.
26:12It should be a good time.
26:13It started raining.
26:14Is that a bad omen?
26:15Who's invited?
26:16So me, Zach, Connor, Mason, and Chase, and Jacob.
26:21Oh, Jacob, you're not invited.
26:22No, Jacob's invited.
26:23And we'll have to figure out who wants to go.
26:25And Dakota's coming.
26:26Dakota will be coming.
26:28Wow.
26:28Which should be good.
26:29He can thank you for his career.
26:31He should be thanking you, Tay.
26:34Why the fuck is Jordan going to the villa?
26:37In my head, I'm like, are you trying to get some revenge here?
26:39What's going to happen there?
26:40But then I hear Dakota got invited.
26:42And it doesn't shock me.
26:45Wow, sounds like a party.
26:48So is that all the dads?
26:49Are you going?
26:50Were you invited?
26:51Me?
26:51Yeah.
26:51I wasn't invited.
26:53I wonder what it was.
26:55I guess we'll never know.
26:56That's crazy.
26:58Yeah.
26:58Yeah.
26:59Isn't that crazy?
27:02Interesting.
27:03I think it's a really good thing for Dad Talk to stand on our own two feet
27:06and to not be always at the heels of what Mom Talk's got going on.
27:10No.
27:11Technically, it is at the heels of what we did.
27:14Well, technically, we're going to stand on our own two feet.
27:16So I think it'll be a good opportunity for Dad Talk.
27:18What opportunity, though?
27:20Why'd you go?
27:22Because I got a free trip to Europe.
27:24There you go.
27:24Personally, it sounds like my worst nightmare to be stuck in a house with Jordan, Chase
27:28and the others.
27:29But I want Chase to make his own decisions.
27:31But also, I am controlling it in a way because I just had a baby.
27:34So I don't think right now is the best time for him to go.
27:38Is Marciano going to be there?
27:39It's a good question.
27:40We'll have to see.
27:41Yeah.
27:41I mean, he does work there.
27:42So if he's there, I'm glad that he'll be there to serve me some drinks.
27:45I don't know about that.
27:47Best of luck.
27:48I hope it goes well.
27:48I hope you get everything out of it that you're hoping for.
27:51Can we release the butterflies now?
27:53And with that, new beginnings.
27:55Yes.
27:55With the new beginnings, we have some butterflies here to release with our new lives that we brought into the
28:01world.
28:02New beginnings, new life, new experiences.
28:04New problems from the villa.
28:07New beginnings, everybody.
28:09Okay, ready?
28:11Free.
28:13Mikaela, don't hit us.
28:14This doesn't feel like a new beginning.
28:16Butterflies fly.
28:17Good luck, you wives, and good luck to the husbands.
28:20I'm not worried.
28:22I didn't go to Vanderpump Villa, and I'm very glad I didn't because of what happened.
28:26Part of me feels like I don't want Jacob to go for that reason.
28:29However, why not go on a free trip to England?
28:31Who wouldn't want that, you know?
28:33I don't really want Connor to go.
28:35Why would you want to put yourself in that environment?
28:38I know I'll be sleeping fine because I am not in a relationship, but I am a little bit worried
28:43for everyone else.
28:44The real question is, will Dad Talk survive this?
29:04Hey, look at this guy.
29:06I love the shorts.
29:09You like them?
29:09You're raising the bar.
29:11You guys see, dude, this little girlie.
29:13It's okay.
29:14Good to meet you.
29:14How you doing?
29:15Today, we're getting fitted for custom suits for the villa.
29:17Make sure we're looking really good.
29:19Hello.
29:20Oh, look who is here.
29:22Tomaso, nice to finally meet you in person.
29:24And it's going to be interesting to see who's actually down to come to the villa because I think there's
29:29a lot of wives here that are kind of controlling, and I feel like a lot of times there's a
29:33double standard.
29:33Wow, look at that.
29:36We're getting a little European taste right now.
29:39I feel like I'm already in a villa.
29:42This is great.
29:43You guys nervous?
29:45I bet you're excited.
29:46I bet you're nervous.
29:47Yeah.
29:48I think nervous is the wrong word.
29:49I think it's just anxious.
29:50What about then with the girls?
29:52I mean, what's the play there?
29:53That would never even be an option for me.
29:55Good.
29:55That being said, you know, you're single, you know?
30:00Yeah.
30:00Dakota's single.
30:01Twist my arm.
30:02Mason's coming.
30:03Yeah, me and Mace got reached out to for the Vanderpump Villa, which I think immediately I texted him and
30:09was like, oh, we're going.
30:11This is a, you know, all expenses paid trip to London.
30:14Me and you get to hang out.
30:16The drinks are flowing.
30:17How are him and Layla doing?
30:18He likes Layla from what I've gathered.
30:21It was a little more sticky for him, obviously, with a girlfriend, but I was like, dude, we're going to
30:25be fine.
30:25I mean, they're doing Costco dates now, so it's getting pretty serious.
30:30That's very like dating a girl with kids.
30:32Yes.
30:32He's in that.
30:33Do you think that Mason's capable and interested in being, you know, a father figure?
30:39I don't know.
30:40I just told Mason.
30:41I don't think Mason thinks that far ahead.
30:42I just don't have that much confidence in the relationship, if I'm being honest.
30:46I think Mason's going to be a loyal guy.
30:47I think he's going to be locked in on that.
30:49I mean, I don't know.
30:50It'd be kind of tough for him looking like he looks.
30:52It is tough.
30:53That is his cross to bear.
30:54Jesus and Orlando Bloom had a CrossFit baby.
31:02Jordan's really eager to go to the villa.
31:04I don't know why.
31:05I think he's too eager.
31:06I think it's kind of a scene for single people and also just experience our wife's sad last year.
31:10My first reaction, honestly, was like, I wasn't going to go to the villa because our baby is literally six
31:15weeks old.
31:16But then Macy actually nudged me to go.
31:19But I honestly don't think it's a good idea at all for Dad Talk to go.
31:22It might just turn into a big shit show.
31:24So I think we should do something else.
31:26Maybe we should go take the kids to the park and just hang out in Utah still.
31:29Hey, Zach.
31:30I'm sorry I'm late.
31:32You know how I am.
31:33Tommaso, good to see you, brother.
31:35Welcome.
31:36Well, what's up?
31:37Talking about the villa.
31:39We're definitely going to be drinking.
31:40It sounds like we'll be the only ones.
31:41Hell yeah, I'm drinking.
31:42Yeah.
31:43Zach, let's go, baby.
31:44Come on.
31:44First shot.
31:45Drinking.
31:45Some Diet Coke.
31:47Shirley Temple.
31:48Shirley Temple's extra cherished.
31:51Extra Grenadine, baby.
31:57Dude, so you coming to the villa or what?
31:59I would love to have a guy's trip.
32:01But for me personally, I don't want to associate myself with people like Marcielago.
32:08Marcielago.
32:09My biggest concern is that he triggers you to the point that you do something that lands
32:14you in trouble.
32:15I'm not that guy anymore.
32:16That's like my biggest concern.
32:17He's taking ownership.
32:19I've seen that side of Jordan.
32:21I was scared as hell.
32:22So I...
32:22Hell yeah.
32:23I'm not scared in any way, shape, or form, but that's not the intention of going out
32:28there.
32:28I'm going out there for me and you guys, and I'm excited to go there and have a good
32:32time.
32:33And if fuckface wants to try and, you know, give me his bullshit apology, he can try and
32:37I'll say, well, fuck yourself.
32:40It's that easy.
33:02Hey guys, let's pick up our toys, please.
33:06Connor and I are finally in LA.
33:08We've just moved to this beautiful home.
33:10It makes me feel like it's very old Hollywood, Spanish-y vibes.
33:15Oh, you decided to match me.
33:17You saw what I was wearing and you said, oh, let me wear the same exact thing as her.
33:22I know I have a history of running away, but this time it feels a little bit different.
33:26It feels like I'm running towards this dream that I've always wanted.
33:29Did that say that they were on their way yet?
33:32He said that they were close.
33:35Jen and I, we both are on Dancing with the Stars, and I am so excited to share this experience
33:41with Jen, but Jen and Zach haven't found a place yet.
33:44I have probably spent a hundred hours and looked at 5,000 Airbnbs.
33:48Nothing's working out, so.
33:50If there's anything we can do to help, let me know.
33:52If you need a place to crash for just a couple of days.
33:55The Affleck's moving into the Levitt's home, three other kids, a nanny, an assistant.
34:02We have one kitchen, not enough bathrooms, not enough bedrooms.
34:07I am expecting chaos.
34:10Oh, my gosh.
34:11Hey, what's the password?
34:12What's the password, Jen?
34:14Um, Dancing with the Stars.
34:16Oh, it says me.
34:18Yeah, come on in, guys.
34:20Hey, Nora.
34:21Hey, Luca.
34:22Pineapple.
34:23Yeah.
34:24Wait, this is so unique.
34:27Wait, this is fun.
34:28Isn't this so cute?
34:29Going into the journey of Dancing with the Stars, I am really hoping that Whitney and I can grow
34:36closer and maybe form more of an authentic friendship, but, like, you know, Whitney is a
34:41ride or die for Demi, which still don't understand that.
34:47Okay.
34:49I can push the sky.
34:57I think it's time.
35:04Hi.
35:06Kate, this is so cute to my messy house.
35:09You know I love organizing, so I'm, like, kind of excited to help you.
35:12It's embarrassing.
35:12Today, Jessie is over to see my new home.
35:16I am, you know, known to be messy.
35:18I think your outside mess is a representation of your inside, you know, mess, if you will.
35:24I hate to say that, but, like, true.
35:26Let's start on your kitchen.
35:28I'm, like, already itching.
35:29No, literally.
35:30I'm, like, what the hell?
35:31I have questions for you and I want updates, but I also want to help you organize.
35:35You're sweet.
35:37Are you in Dakota talking?
35:38No.
35:39Well, how are you feeling about dating?
35:41Are you excited?
35:41Are you nervous?
35:42Are you not ready?
35:44Yeah, I don't know.
35:45I think, um, uh, I, like, have a crush.
35:50Wait.
35:50No, you don't.
35:51I do.
35:52Wait.
35:52Who is it?
35:53Well, I know.
35:54You don't know.
35:55Okay.
35:55I know who knows him, but, like...
35:56Does he live in Utah?
35:57Mm-mm.
35:58What?
35:58He's out somewhere else.
36:00Okay.
36:01So, you met him online?
36:02No.
36:03So, okay.
36:03This is so weird.
36:04I was scrolling on TikTok.
36:05He was on live just, like, singing and playing hard.
36:07Oh, so you just, like, found him on...
36:09On accident.
36:09Yeah.
36:10And so I stopped and I was, like, ooh, this guy has, like, a good voice.
36:12I was just listening.
36:13And I was, like, hey, will you play one of my...
36:15I had a favorite song, so I was, like, will you play the song?
36:17And he's, like...
36:17You commented on the live?
36:18Yes.
36:19And I never do that, okay?
36:20So this is just, like, I'm just chewing my shots.
36:22This is meant to be.
36:23In my head, I'm, like, Dakota, he's doing his thing, I'm doing my thing.
36:27They probably look a little different, to be honest.
36:29Him accepting to go to Villa is not shocking.
36:33It's his fuckboy behavior still thriving.
36:35But for me, when I'm meeting someone, it's not lustful.
36:39It's not to, like, hook up and be, like, bye.
36:41Like, that's not where my headspace is at when I'm meeting people.
36:44I think I'm just, like, finally stepping back into being open to dating again.
36:48So, yeah.
36:49We'll see.
36:50Wait, can you show me him?
36:51I want to see him.
36:52Oh, yeah.
36:53Okay, ready?
36:54Okay, wait.
36:55I'm so excited.
36:56He's a mustache.
36:57I know.
36:59His voice, though, just naturally.
37:01No, he has, like, that manly voice.
37:06Wait, he's so cute.
37:07You just need a normal guy like this.
37:09He's actually, like, an amazing singer.
37:12One of you was waiting for the other to move on.
37:14Yes.
37:14It was, like, a game of touch and go.
37:15Now that this is out there and this barrier has been broken, are you, like, ready to move on now?
37:19Yes.
37:20Really?
37:20Yeah.
37:21Okay, wait, that's a first.
37:23Taylor and Dakota have had this really interesting dynamic while being broken up.
37:27It's almost like they've had this unspoken rule that they can't talk to other people.
37:31But now with Dakota going to the villa, it seems like Taylor's willing to branch out and try something new.
37:36Happy for them.
37:37But I am worried this is going to end in disaster just because of their history.
37:41Do you have any anxiety?
37:42Are you worried about it?
37:43I'm kind of, like, nervous.
37:45Just can't slide back.
37:46You know?
37:47I know.
37:47It's hard.
37:48I know.
37:57The kids are already fighting with toys.
38:01Oh, yeah.
38:01Where's Zach?
38:02He's coming right now.
38:03Okay, good.
38:03And he's driving the U-Haul.
38:05The U-Haul?
38:07Did you guys not drive a U-Haul?
38:09Horses in pieces.
38:11What?
38:13What's up?
38:14Did I just look like a clown?
38:15I thought we were getting robbed when you walked through the door.
38:18I slept in the U-Haul.
38:20Just a quick little nap?
38:21Well, the plan was I was going to make it all the way through.
38:23And I wasn't tired, but I started, like, seeing stuff.
38:26I thought I was seeing these little animals cross the road.
38:29And it happened two more times.
38:30I'm like, like, I was, like, hallucinating.
38:33Do you need any help with anything?
38:36One.
38:37Did pretty good.
38:38Hey, dude, it held up.
38:39Are you taking all of the stuff out?
38:41Yeah, just most of it.
38:43Okay.
38:44Connor's kindness can come with consequences, unfortunately.
38:48Hey, who wants a snack?
38:49Kiddos?
38:50Luca?
38:51Me.
38:53That's good.
38:54Dude, are you coming to Villa?
38:56I'm not coming to Villa.
38:57Yeah.
38:58Just not for me, especially with Dancing with the Stars starting.
39:02That part makes me feel weird.
39:03Like, leaving Jen's postpartum.
39:05We just moved to your aunt.
39:06That's why I said no.
39:07And Jen's like, no, go.
39:08I'm like.
39:09I am, like, shocked that you're game for this.
39:11I'm the wife of the party.
39:12I don't think you guys understand.
39:13He's invested now.
39:14Like, he's invested.
39:15I know, but Jen, I even remember you telling me, like, how uncomfortable that experience
39:19was.
39:19So I was like, why would you want Zach to go to that?
39:22I don't want Connor to go to that.
39:24But it's all off of you, babe.
39:25But it's like, why even play with the fire?
39:28I feel totally secure with my relationship with Zach.
39:30After everything that we've gone through in the last year, I think his headspace is towards
39:36our marriage.
39:37And so, honestly, I think he should go.
39:39I do think he needs time away, time with the boys.
39:42And I low-key want to get the tea as well.
39:46And at the end of the day, like, this is the best he's ever going to get.
39:50So, like, I'm not stressed.
39:52Like, yeah, not stressed.
39:56I don't want Connor to go to that.
39:58Like, that would...
39:59But why?
40:00I think it's, like, a very...
40:02It's weird.
40:02Like, it's a space where they want you to party, and they want you to have fun.
40:06And their women there are single.
40:07And, like, they're, like, from the stories that you guys are playing, they were playing
40:11Spin the Bottle.
40:12Like, I would want to feel comfortable and safe with my husband going to things like that,
40:16but we're just not there because of the whole Tinder scandal.
40:20With the other married women being okay with their husbands going to Villa, I do think it's
40:24kind of weird.
40:25weird, only because they had such a bad experience going to Villa.
40:29So, I think it's really weird that they're, like, yeah, like, go have fun.
40:34You could get set up.
40:35A woman could come out and just take her top off and go jump in the pool.
40:39That's true.
40:40That doesn't surprise me.
40:40It does happen to me.
40:41That doesn't...
40:42I handle it really...
40:43I handle it well.
40:45I handle it well.
40:55I'm excited.
40:56I'm Mario Kart.
40:57It's so fun.
40:58I have to rematch you in the basketball.
40:59If you lose, you don't go to Vanderpump Villa.
41:02Oh, okay.
41:05If you lose, you have to come with me.
41:08I don't know if I want to interact with Jordan for three days straight.
41:11That's valid.
41:12Today, we're throwing a little going-away party for all the boys going to Vanderpump Villa.
41:16Hey, speaking of the devil.
41:18Even though I'm really excited for Mason to go on this experience, I'm definitely a little
41:22nervous that he's going to be going with Jordan.
41:24I heard from Chase that Jordan was saying weird comments.
41:28Jordan seems to be some disdain there.
41:32He was like, oh, dude, if these girls come, like, Mason's gotta, like, he's gotta shoot
41:37a shot.
41:38Yeah, just so you're aware.
41:40He was basically advocating for some foul play over there.
41:45But I don't want everyone to the party, so I'm going to let this go and not bring anything
41:48up.
41:49Hello.
41:50I'm like, what a fun girl.
41:51How are you?
41:51How are you?
41:53How's the baby?
41:54Oh, she's alive.
41:57She's chilling.
41:59The last time Layla invited Chase to a party, it obviously did not go well.
42:04When you're uncomfortable around a man that has harassed us online for a year, it is appropriate
42:08to give up.
42:09Exactly.
42:10I feel like he's just hopping on the MomTalk train to get clout, to get money and opportunities.
42:17But whatever, I can be cordial with Chase, I guess, in the same way I was cordial with
42:21Whitney in the beginning.
42:22But if there's a God out there, I pray he gets stuck in the middle seat, back row, non-reclining
42:27on his way to the villa.
42:28I also hope his luggage gets lost.
42:32You didn't even give me a chance to talk to you.
42:34Yeah, because I'm not ready to talk to you yet.
42:36We're going to do this.
42:37You're ready to go talk to everyone else.
42:38Oh my gosh, Jordan, I can't.
42:39We don't have therapy this week, so I don't know what to do.
42:42Could, but you don't want to.
42:44No, you're leaving.
42:45Last night, Jordan and I got in a fight, and I ended up staying in a hotel.
42:49Unfortunately, this kind of pattern has become pretty normal for us.
42:52I'm just going to be honest, like, I just hate this.
42:55Then maybe you should be nicer.
42:56I don't know what to say.
42:57Jordan doesn't really like when people know that we argue.
43:00If it was up to him, he would just be like, everything's great and perfect.
43:03But I'm pretty honest with my feelings.
43:06And at this point, I'm just not sure how much longer I can feel like I have to put on
43:10a brave face and act like everything's fine, because I feel like I'm drowning inside.
43:15Hi.
43:16Hello.
43:16Oh my gosh, she looks so cute.
43:19She's like awake today.
43:21No.
43:21How are you?
43:22Good.
43:23How are you doing?
43:25Jessie.
43:26What?
43:26You're giving me weird vibes.
43:28What do you mean?
43:29You're giving me weird energy.
43:29I don't know what it is about you.
43:31I'm feeling weird energy from you.
43:32That is a big bag.
43:33I know.
43:34That is nonsense.
43:35I know.
43:36It's because it like doubled in my diaper bag.
43:38I know.
43:38I'm like, oh.
43:40Once Jessie walked in, I knew that her and Jordan had gotten to another fight because
43:44she has her big overnight bag that she takes when she's sleeping at the hotel when they're
43:47fighting.
43:48So I don't know what's going on, but I can definitely feel the weird energy between them.
43:53How are you?
43:53Good.
43:54How are you?
43:54Good to see you.
43:54How are you?
43:55Good.
43:55How are you doing?
43:56Good.
43:56We can slide over.
43:57You can sit on his lap.
43:58Yeah.
43:59It's been a few years.
44:02All right, boys, should we go play some games?
44:04Yeah, I'm down.
44:06I have an update.
44:08So last night, Jordan, I got like a huge fight.
44:11So I stayed at the hotel.
44:12I could tell.
44:13I'm going to take a while.
44:14I guess if you started it.
44:15Always.
44:16I hope you know I love you so much and I always will love you.
44:19But I, to be frank, I fucking hate Jordan.
44:24How are things going with Jessie?
44:27Dude, it's super tough right now, honestly.
44:29We got in a big fight last night.
44:31I've been doing things to try and make her feel loved and supported.
44:34And seen where it feels like now that I've put in this work, because I've done probably
44:39twice as much therapy as she has.
44:41Now it feels like, you know, it's like, all right, time to catch up.
44:44Time to make some of your own changes.
44:46Sure.
44:47Do you feel like she almost has a sense of, like, vulnerability that this isn't going
44:52to work out?
44:52So it's like, well, I kind of have to, like, get my bread up now because I kind of feel
44:55like he's probably going to leave me.
44:57Yeah.
44:57And what the hell am I supposed to do after that?
44:58Yeah.
44:59Because I know that he likes the lifestyle he has and, like, that will change.
45:03Yes.
45:03So, yeah, there could be a part of that.
45:05I stuck around while she had a fucking affair and it's just getting to the point.
45:09It's like, it's your turn to, like, do something.
45:11To me, it's like, it's not a coincidence either that you know that if you were to walk away,
45:17it would be celebrated.
45:20I, like, know all this and I feel this way.
45:22But then when I think of the reality, it's, like, so scary.
45:24Yeah.
45:24Like, I'm just so scared.
45:25It's so scary.
45:26It's so scary.
45:27And I still love him.
45:28I still care about him.
45:29Like, he's a big part of my life.
45:31It can be true.
45:31You always will.
45:37I feel bad for Jessie because I just feel like things seem like they're kind of stagnant.
45:41It's an emotional yo-yo for sure.
45:42And at this point, I question what is more important to Jordan's family or, like, the
45:47fame and the clout in getting even with Jessie.
45:50I'm so sorry.
45:54I'm so sad.
45:55All right.
45:56I love you.
45:58I love you.
46:00I love you.
46:08What was there for you the whole time?
46:10No matter what you choose.
46:11If you choose to stay with him and you do that, we're here for you, too.
46:14No matter what you choose, we're all here.
46:17Living in limbo when it comes to your relationship is, like, so excruciating.
46:22So talking about this with my friends just brings up all of those emotions.
46:26And having this strong girl group right now means a lot to me.
46:30I mean, I'm sorry.
46:31I'm probably going to rip him.
46:32That's okay.
46:33He deserves it.
46:34I mean.
46:35But I love you.
46:36Thanks.
46:36I love you, too.
46:37And I'm sorry.
46:37I feel so bad.
46:38Do you want to go do this VR with me?
46:40Yeah.
46:41I just feel like I'm over all these toxic men in this group.
46:44I just need to let out a little aggression.
46:46Oh, here's a gun.
46:47Oh, oh.
46:48Oh, look at these.
46:50This is how we get our rage out.
46:52Any villa recommendations?
46:53Don't sleep with the staff.
46:55Or do.
46:57I'm going to pee my pants.
46:58I'm not kidding.
46:59They sent me this thing that was like, name your favorite restaurants in the world.
47:03What are your favorite foods?
47:04What are your favorite dishes?
47:05What'd you tell them?
47:07I said all of it.
47:09I said all of it.
47:09I said wag you and creaking crab legs and oysters.
47:15And do you guys like oysters?
47:17I love oysters.
47:18I've honestly had it with Jordan's obnoxious behavior.
47:21I feel like enough is enough.
47:22I'm over him treating Jesse like shit.
47:23I'm over him treating me like shit.
47:25And I don't think I can hold it in much longer.
47:27Jordan?
47:28I'm just curious.
47:30Why do I just keep hearing like time and time again that you just keep talking shit about me?
47:35What does that mean?
47:36You think it was a good idea to say, yeah, Mason, you're young.
47:39You should have fun.
47:39You should get with one of the girls.
47:40When did I say that?
47:41Did he say that?
47:43Something like that.
47:44Yeah, you're young.
47:45You should get with one of the girls.
47:46We were just talking about how serious they were.
47:48I made a funny joke about how he looks like CrossFit Jesus.
47:51I've had a number of combos with Jordan where he's expressed that Mason will have a difficult time being loyal
47:57at the villa.
47:57I think it's a projection of his own issues.
48:01The call is coming from within the house.
48:03Here's where this all comes down to.
48:04This is all a miscommunication, but I understand where you're coming from.
48:07It doesn't matter.
48:08At the end of the day, you have a habit of just like opening your mouth to people.
48:15What is happening?
48:16Honestly, whatever hellscape Mason and Michaela are in right now has got to be better than sitting here listening to
48:22Jordan run his mouth.
48:23I just don't get like the vendetta.
48:26I think there's a part of me that feels like a little bit taken back and it's not an excuse,
48:30but I'm just giving you the reason for a lot of the shit talking that happened when we were separated.
48:34And I think that I think I'm going back on that.
48:36Jordan, every girl in this group has said shitty things about you.
48:39It's not just Layla and it's because of what I said about you.
48:41So you can't target her.
48:42And do we also forget when I found out about the whole affair?
48:45When I found out about it, I was like, you need to call Jordan immediately.
48:48She was the most upset about it.
48:49I was upset and I was thinking about you.
48:51I'm going to take accountability for talking shit and I'm sorry and I shouldn't have done that.
48:54Thanks.
48:56But the second piece of this is I've seen some things that have happened that make me question things.
49:00Like what?
49:02Like your last couple of boyfriends have all told me you've cheated on them.
49:07All of them.
49:11Not true.
49:11You're basing your opinion off of me off of accusations that aren't true.
49:14Unfortunately, you just accused me of all this kind of crazy stuff, too.
49:18It wasn't said.
49:20What's your gut reaction when Jordan accuses you of cheating on all your exes?
49:26I don't want that comment of him saying I cheated.
49:28I'm not comfortable with that because that's not true.
49:31I'm just so fucking done in this conversation.
49:32I feel like Jordan's saying whatever he can to save his ass right now.
49:35He has a lot of fucking audacity to talking shit when his marriage is falling apart.
49:40Um, okay, but I'm going to head out.
49:43I hope you guys have fun in the villa.
49:45And things don't repeat, but I love you guys.
49:47I hope you guys have such a good day.
49:50Literally just left me.
49:51That's when I was like, all right, if you want to talk about who's talking shit.
49:55Well, sorry for embarrassing you.
49:57Yeah, you should be.
49:58I wasn't trying to do that.
49:59You did this all the fucking time.
50:00Sick of it.
50:02Be good.
50:04What did we miss?
50:08I'm just so embarrassed.
50:09It sucks when like your friend's that angry about your husband.
50:17Didn't go well.
50:27None of my friends and family like you.
50:29And it's embarrassing and hard for me to do that.
50:31My friends have their issues with you too.
50:32Can you stop interrupting?
50:33Let me finish.
50:33My friends have their issues with you too.
50:34Let me finish.
50:36Jordan leaves for the villa tomorrow, and I genuinely don't know what's going to happen
50:40with him being gone and us not communicating much.
50:43I feel like this could really be a test for our relationship because we're kind of in a
50:47dark place right now.
50:47It's embarrassing that people think you're a shit talker, a big mouth, like, I can't
50:51defend that.
50:52Yeah, and guess what?
50:53They also think that about you too.
50:54All the guys in Dad Talk think that you're the one that spins you.
50:56Okay, fuck Dad Talk.
50:58How I treat you as a reaction, I've hit my limit with you.
51:00I need to leave.
51:01I'm not staying here.
51:02Okay, bye.
51:03Bye.
51:03See ya.
51:14Be good.
51:15Remember our church and Savior Jesus Christ.
51:18I know.
51:19I love you.
51:19I love you.
51:30What's up, dude?
51:31You ready to roll?
51:31Yeah, I am absolutely ready.
51:33You ready for the boys to take the villa?
51:39All right.
51:41Hi, Dakota.
51:42Welcome back.
51:43What is your dynamic like with Taylor these days?
51:46It's like at this point, me and Taylor have both kind of been making the effort to just
51:49move on from one another.
51:50So going to Vanderpump Villa, just excited to hang out with the guys and just kind of do
51:54like our own thing.
51:55Maybe even hopefully kind of put things in the past with me and Taylor.
51:59Dude, would have really loved to have you at the Bon Voyage party.
52:03It was a complete and utter shit show.
52:05I'm having very mixed emotions.
52:07I'm excited to be going to the villa, but at the same time, I wish that Jesse and I had
52:11more time to smooth our fight over.
52:13But I also feel like drama is going to always ensue, especially considering the tense circumstances
52:19surrounding everyone's opinions about us going to the villa.
52:33Going in and dating, meeting new people, that comes with some chaos.
52:37And I'm like, can I do this?
52:38But at the same time, I do think I can.
52:39Like, I've been through hard things.
52:41I've grown and this is it.
52:43Let's move on.
52:44Let's go.
52:44Let's do this.
52:46It's time.
52:52I'm going in there.
52:53I want to be a wingman to you and a good friend to you because we're going to find you
52:56a baddie.
52:57Dude, I'm just, if things happen, they happen.
52:59Like, I feel very good about, like, who I am as a person right now and, like, what I want.
53:03Yeah.
53:03And that alone, I think, has, like, helped just take away a lot of pressure on myself.
53:07All right.
53:07Let's kill it.
53:08Hey, thank you so much.
53:09Appreciate the ride.
53:11Absolutely.
53:11Let's go.
53:13Where do I go?
53:13Let's go to the villa.
53:25How's it going?
53:32Now, where do I go?
53:33We're going to go.
53:49Hi.
53:50Hey, how's it going?
54:04It's time for me to do whatever I want to do with whoever I want to do.
54:08Call her.
54:09Hi.
54:10I'm not going to do that.
54:13Oh, my gosh.
54:14Will you accept these roses and be the bachelorette?
54:18The bachelorette.
54:19Yeah.
54:19We're back.
54:21Tell us what DadTalk was up to.
54:23Dude, so does Taylor know?
54:25He never loved me, ever.
54:27What?
54:28I don't want to do it.
54:29Well, I don't think anyone wants to do it.
54:31I was being serious.
54:31I feel this pressure every day.
54:33Grand deals, events, interviews.
54:36We might be hitting that breaking point.
54:37Whitney's not coming.
54:39She's like, I'm just so overwhelmed.
54:40Aren't we all?
54:40I'm talking is messy, chaotic.
54:42Social media, Jen.
54:43Reality TV, Jen.
54:44Do you think it's a little concerning that your picture is bigger than Jesus?
54:47I feel like my identity is Jen Affleck's husband and not Zach.
54:50One, two, three, four.
54:51Welcome to the stage.
54:52Nacey, you're right here.
54:53Being more stay-at-home, do you feel underappreciated?
54:56Oh, yeah.
54:57All the time.
54:57All I'm trying to do right now is save my marriage.
54:59You're not vindictive, but I do think you're selfish.
55:01This is why your wife's sleeping in a Hyatt every two weeks.
55:03What are we talking about?
55:04I'm leaving you.
55:06Moms are going through it.
55:07I went over my prenup and I found out it wasn't finished.
55:10But I'll probably lose millions.
55:11We found your father.
55:13Does it have any other kids?
55:14So, I have news.
55:16I'm worried about Leila.
55:17I know that it's going too far, but I can't stop.
55:19The reunion's coming up.
55:20Emotions will be high.
55:21How does this not make sense to you?
55:23Your stories don't add up because you keep changing them.
55:25I don't want to go home.
55:27Are you just done with the show altogether?
55:28Demi does this when she feels caught.
55:31I am so sick of being manipulated by you and Jen.
55:34Shut the fuck up.
55:35Do you see the way that you're screaming?
55:36Yes, because I've held it in for so fucking long.
55:38Stop yelling.
55:39No, you listen.
55:40No, stop yelling.
55:40You're not fucking mom.
55:42I'm not talking this loud.
55:44Taylor could commit murder and no one would get mad at her.
55:47Interesting.
55:48Taylor.
55:49Taylor's just been stuck in this toxic cycle with Dakota.
55:52It does affect the group.
55:53Taylor, what is wrong with you?
55:54She's an idiot.
55:55It's not a good look.
55:56It really could tear mom talk apart.
55:58They've been hanging out and no one wants Taylor to murder.
55:59You really think she's not going to find out?
56:02Her plane leaves in an hour.
56:04Wait, where's Taylor?
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