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00:00:00The End
00:02:30Grease all your hinges.
00:02:34Oh, I don't take a thing when I go to bed.
00:02:37I don't need it.
00:02:38I was born that way.
00:02:40Well, I need it.
00:02:41Otherwise, I wake up five or six times a night and I have nightmares.
00:02:45Oh, what about?
00:02:47Oh, things.
00:02:48It must be awful to have nightmares about pain.
00:02:52Well, that's why I need a stiff hot chocolate.
00:02:54It's so warm and creamy and soothing.
00:02:57If you keep it up, you'll become addicted.
00:03:00What if it's like you're going to wake up screaming that you're being attacked by a hot, stiff chocolate?
00:03:07Praise be the Lord.
00:03:08Praise be the Lord.
00:03:10Here's your joint.
00:03:12Mercy, sister.
00:03:13Give Master Silver a chance to catch his breath.
00:03:16Nah, I can keep it up all day.
00:03:18You should see the size of the joints they get in the army, Garrison.
00:03:22Tremendous weight.
00:03:23Carry from dawn to dusk and not complain.
00:03:25Our Lord Jesus carried his around without complaining either, except that's not so funny, is it?
00:03:29No, and a decidedly poor metaphor.
00:03:32Well, compare me with who you like, but when it comes to bearing joints, I can't be beat.
00:03:37A working man is safe to trust.
00:03:39His mind is free from thoughts of lust.
00:03:41How could anybody think anything beating the meat like that?
00:03:46Ah, you'll be all right with me, sisters.
00:03:48Eyes open or eyes shut.
00:03:50I always give a lady the respect she deserves.
00:03:53Sister Clarissa?
00:03:54Yes?
00:03:55What is it?
00:03:55May I borrow your hat for a while?
00:03:57My face is going to break out all over.
00:03:59It's terrible.
00:04:00That's the way God made you, dear.
00:04:02Be content with your lot.
00:04:04I don't want to get thunder and evil.
00:04:06Oh, but at least you won't get freckles.
00:04:08I'll end up looking like a plane.
00:04:10Here, my skin isn't the least bit sensitive to sunlight.
00:04:13Or to moonlight.
00:04:14Herve your tongue, sister.
00:04:15I never leave my cell at night.
00:04:17But of course, I forgot.
00:04:19You get free home service.
00:04:21Clarissa.
00:04:23Such a dumb wag, dear.
00:04:24Well, I'm glad to know exactly what kind of person you really are.
00:04:28Don't prick your thumb, dear.
00:04:29Don't work.
00:04:30grande fun.
00:04:45Sigh
00:04:45Well, I will do so.
00:04:59The only way you can tell women you leave me so quickly, you may not tell anymore.
00:04:59Even if you can tell women you want to tell that women's work is aische and men's work.
00:05:25Yeah, I got muscles iron and veins of steel in these here arms.
00:05:30Do you want to see?
00:05:31No, no, it's clogged up.
00:05:32You mean you doubt it?
00:05:35Watch.
00:05:37I may be stupid, but I'm not crazy.
00:05:39Here, touch it.
00:05:41Go on, this here can hold up a whole joint.
00:05:44Oh.
00:05:45There, you see?
00:05:46Rough and hard and tough as iron.
00:05:48Yes, goodness.
00:05:50Yeah, the ramrod.
00:05:51With a mighty thrust, I could put a hole right through the walls of this house.
00:05:56Master Silva?
00:05:57Oh, my God.
00:05:58Thank you, Sister.
00:06:01Praise be the Lord.
00:06:02Praise be the Lord.
00:06:03Praise be the Lord.
00:06:04Till next weekend.
00:06:05Always a pleasure to come by.
00:06:08See you tomorrow.
00:06:09Sister Martina!
00:06:11Oh, my God.
00:06:49You've got to keep it greased, and I see.
00:06:51A little bit here.
00:06:53Yeah, a little bit there.
00:06:56That's good.
00:06:57Oh, thank you.
00:06:59Thank you so much, Master Silva.
00:07:01Help your neighbor, and the Lord will help you.
00:07:02Yes, isn't that the truth?
00:07:04God bless you, Master Silva.
00:07:28Oh, blessed Lord.
00:07:30I scorn above all of men's sins, those I've committed myself.
00:07:34I would rather die than offend.
00:07:36They help me to love and honor the always.
00:07:38Amen.
00:07:41Amen.
00:07:43Amen.
00:07:53Amen.
00:07:53Amen.
00:07:53Amen.
00:07:54Amen.
00:07:55Amen.
00:07:56Amen.
00:07:56Amen.
00:08:10Amen.
00:08:18Amen.
00:08:19Amen.
00:08:23Oh, the poor geese have gone batty.
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