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Gogglebox UK S27E08 (2026)

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00:00There's a spider on the butter.
00:02What is it?
00:03Spider on the butter.
00:05Oh, not stuck into it by its legs?
00:08No.
00:09You mean it's just walked across the butter?
00:11I've dealt with it in a humane way, Mary, by putting it into the plate drawer.
00:18Ah!
00:20Have you ever done how like that?
00:22Well, I have to tell you what they had.
00:26Oh, Barcelona.
00:29No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:32A what?
00:33Foot fetish!
00:34I had no idea that was a thing.
00:36Remove my britches.
00:37Expose your loins.
00:38I like that.
00:40Oh!
00:42Oh, Ronnie.
00:43This is weird.
00:44Gee, he's a nursery bugger, isn't he?
00:46This is why I don't date.
00:48That is Dyson with the devil.
00:49Oh, no.
00:50He suffers for his heart, doesn't he?
00:52A Bentley Continental!
00:54I think I'd rather call it a Dane, I'd say, wouldn't you?
00:57Who's been arrested now and for what?
01:02In the week we said a sad farewell to maths dating coach Mel Schilling.
01:07We enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11Famous faces were getting their hands dirty in the big white tent.
01:14I'm going to be honest with you, I'm not really a pastry girl in that sense, never made it.
01:19It just seems like a lot of work.
01:20So I was told once in domestic science at school, if you're making pastry, yeah, I was
01:26told you should run your wrists under cold water and they cool your blood and then when
01:31you're rubbing in, your hands are, darling, throw it in the Madge mix.
01:39More furry friends who are finding their forever homes on Channel 4.
01:43It is very, very difficult, but there's no alternative for us.
01:47He needs someone that can just give him the love that we've given him and we will miss him.
01:52Madge jumps from the floor to the kitchen worktops and, like, goes inside the air fryers.
02:02She knows how to open the air fryer drawers and go inside.
02:05Is it extreme intelligence or is it extremely bad behaviour?
02:08I don't know.
02:09Do you know that I was cooking, other week, I was cooking a jacket potato in air fryer.
02:13I hear this crash bang wallop come downstairs, the air fryer drawers are open and my jacket
02:19potatoes are on the floor.
02:21And there was something new giving us a fright on Netflix.
02:33That is something very bad about to happen.
02:37What, the fact that she's getting married?
02:40Something very bad is going to happen.
02:44RJ!
02:45What?
02:45Why are you saying that about our wedding day?
02:47That sounds mean.
02:50I wish someone had told me before, mate.
02:59In Blackpool...
03:00Me and Paige have had to start putting locks on the cupboards.
03:03Really?
03:04The kids now, they just help themselves to everything.
03:07They're like locusts, they just strip the cupboards.
03:10Pete and his little sister Sophie.
03:12Paige went out the other day and I had Eva and Jimmy, right?
03:15I'm like, next thing, Eva just walks in the living room with a packet of wine gums going...
03:21Do you want the wine gums?
03:23I'm like, no.
03:24Do you want the wine gum?
03:25You shouldn't be eating them.
03:26You know, what are you, a 60-year-old man who's on a long drive?
03:31Who even eats wine gums?
03:35That's a gateway for, like, a Werther's original.
03:37Yeah.
03:38Yeah.
03:38Jimmy, mini-roll.
03:39Sucker for a mini-roll like I'm off to a flame.
03:41Yeah.
03:42He had a three yesterday.
03:43I went, that is your third?
03:45Yeah.
03:46He's like, so?
03:47So?
03:49On Saturday night, there were more BGT hopefuls doing their thing on ITV1.
03:56What's Saturday night?
03:57We're eating carrots, sis.
03:59Carrot and water, Simon.
04:01It's a new way forward.
04:02I wonder what talent we're going to unleash today.
04:04Who knows?
04:05It could be anything, couldn't it?
04:06We're beige.
04:10BGT is just an old favourite.
04:12How long has it been around?
04:14At least 40 years.
04:16Longer?
04:16At least.
04:17Good luck.
04:18Come on.
04:19Sneeze.
04:22What are these?
04:24Seven silky-white suited specimens doing our stage.
04:27I'm going to put a wager on the fact that I'll give it 15 seconds before someone's shirtless.
04:33There'll be no tops on shortly.
04:34What's the name of the group?
04:35We are Agua Company.
04:37We are Salsa Dancers.
04:39Salsa Dancers!
04:40That's not a talent, though.
04:42My gran and granddad used to go to a salsa every week.
04:44Dad, you're into salsa, aren't you?
04:46No.
04:47No, the dip.
04:49We hope we can bring our energy and our enjoyment to you, your special judges.
04:55Oh, don't worry.
04:56I'm already enjoyed this.
04:57I know.
04:58Oh, darling.
04:59It's like a line-up of your exes.
05:01That's so rude, but actually, you're right.
05:02It is.
05:07Oh, he's moving his chest.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:10I love a man who can dance salsa, throw me around.
05:14You'll never forget being thrown around by that man from the Sheffield Salsa Society, will you?
05:18No, I love death.
05:22No, I love death.
05:23Oh, they love it.
05:25They love it, these lads.
05:27If they were choccy, they'd eat themselves.
05:29Of course they would.
05:35It's a tongue.
05:35Do you really see the tongue?
05:37Come on.
05:38Get him off, man.
05:40Christy, the bloody dance act on a strip show, man.
05:47Okay, you're right. Yeah, it's gonna bit more cheap. Oh, yes. I like Gola. God the quicker they get these
05:55chops off the better for you
05:59Which one's your favorite I like him who keeps sticking his tongue out
06:05You can calm down. I know they're all your type. They're not
06:10They're not only for us
06:15I
06:17It's a different game this out, isn't it? It's well strip ourselves up. Yeah, as long as they don't take
06:22their trousers down
06:23I'll be quite happy man get through this
06:30Obviously well waxed aren't they they are there. They're well manicured those boys
06:35I bet they're fun to go out for a night with I think we have a really good evening with
06:39them
06:39I'd probably leave about midnight and you would carry on I'd want you to leave much before midnight
06:48In sorry
06:49Mom, it's so cool. What made you go on to the website and decide yet? I want that cardigan out
06:56of all of the cardigans on the website
06:58Sarah a husband Andre and their daughter Shay
07:02Well, this is not going back. I quite like it's one of my favorites now
07:06I don't think it can be sent back and nobody else is going to buy it. I mean
07:16How dare you? How dare you question my taste?
07:20You're unreturnable!
07:22Um
07:23On Sunday night we were cooking under canvas again with the VIPs on channel 4
07:29Oh thank god sake
07:31You're so obsessed. I love the programme, but you're obsessed with it
07:34I'm so obsessed
07:35I find that even if I'm cooking something and I do actually follow instructions
07:41it's still either burned soggy or cold
07:44Oh
07:47Oh I'd love to get my lips around that
07:51okay so today the judges would love you to make eight delicious breakfast pastries oh lovely hey
07:59listen i've seen it on our credit card statement that you've been having a lot of almond croissants
08:03recently i've now found a new one almond croissant with chocolate inside okay and you wonder why we're
08:09not losing weight your pastries need to have a delicious filling which can be either savory
08:14or sweet oh you could have a savory film oh no don't waste this opportunity on savory i've never
08:20had a croissant oh yeah oh they're nice i thought croissants were for posh people well they are
08:27well they are now they used to be and i've never had one despite failing to impress paul last time
08:32he was in the tent i tried really hard on that that's the worst thing john's once again going
08:37entirely plant-based i've never had anything vegan apart from an apple luckily we've got no vegans
08:44in our family room hello there that's what you're making today cheese twists oh like a cheese twist
08:51oh no i've got some of those at home which known has made me nice over asters they got them
08:57they're
08:58bloody gorgeous have you seen them with the bacon in as well what cheese are you using vegan what is
09:05vegan cheese probably cashew nuts or something yeah do you know what i've actually had vegan cheese
09:11and it was bloody awful yeah smell like pages feet how long have you been vegan well look at the
09:17disappointment we're the third vegan i think seven years ago on the planet and now there's loads of
09:23us so you have to be nice to us now because we're an army i've tried a bit of corn
09:27corn scotch egg i like
09:29them mum did a corn bolognese once and it was bloody awful but i think that's probably because it's
09:34mum's cooking not necessarily the qualms if you're gonna be vegan just be vegan don't be ramming it
09:39down everybody's throat trying to educate well that's what you got to do with vegan food isn't it
09:44ramming down people's throat because it won't we eat it willingly will they absolutely stinks what is
09:48it it's bacon vegan bacon also known as faken is it tofu tofu no i don't think so oh i
09:58can twist
09:58looks all right now doesn't it it does actually john looks very good but it smells over here though
10:03why does it smell something smells of damp damp oh they've taken the mick out of him being a vegan
10:13it'll
10:13be his bloody vegan twists have you been vegan all your life no all this stuff's falling out of this
10:20twist oh my god it's looking a bit funky in there they look unreal they look a mess the cheese
10:27has come
10:27well i wouldn't eat it i'm not even vegan i only did it's piss paul off they look a bit
10:32pale the
10:32problem is that there's no egg wash or even milk wash on the top of him so they're lacking somewhat
10:37in colour can you get vegan eggs vegan eggs how can you get vegan eggs well how can you get
10:43vegan
10:43cheese and bacon because men make vegan cheese you don't get chickens say oh can you lay a vegan egg
10:51it's now time for the baker's breakfast pastries to face the judgment of paul and cherry
10:56oh hello nice is that a sausage roll i don't know what the hell i think i once paid 18
11:02quid for that
11:02in gales happy with them are you happy with them paul don't don't don't turn this around on me
11:13paul's fuming already it just doesn't look very attractive yeah sometimes vegan food doesn't look
11:19attractive though you just have to eat it did it crunch interesting flavor interesting what
11:27does that mean in reality when somebody says interesting they usually mean
11:34shit i'm so sorry like it i'm so sorry not what you want to be saying i mean i ate
11:42one and now i feel
11:44physically sick don't get high off your own supply john i made that tartar tan the other day didn't i
11:51that was lovely yeah very rustic looking but lovely what do you mean rustic looking ah you put the
11:58the crust of your pastry and you pass you for that pigeon didn't you yeah well i have you seen
12:04him since
12:07why are you trying to say i've killed the pigeon you well i'm just saying have you seen him since
12:12because he always used to be on the fence
12:22in hall do you know last night don't you have to see i said to ray what do you want
12:25for your team
12:26raise i don't know uh can we have fish cakes we haven't had them for ages she met them so
12:30i
12:30made them i said i got the fish and i met them best friends jenny and lee lee at 11
12:36o'clock
12:37i could still smell the fish i've been around with disinfecting it stunk the shelly out i said to
12:45him this morning we're not having any more to be fair i wasn't going to say an out today do
12:49i smell
12:49a fish it's from them bleeding fish cakes oh lee it was awful i'm going to say now but i'm
12:56glad i'm
12:56just glad you've said you've made fish cakes last night on saturday night something big from across
13:03the pond that found its way onto sky peders look what snl it's come from america wrote us a couple
13:10of american particles what we need is a laugh charles yeah not more gloom mongering from people like you
13:16we need cheering up it's saturday night live saturday night live oh i hope it's good i know i hope
13:24it's
13:25good and your host tina fey yes don't know you are but yay oh tina fey yes i know tina
13:39fey my name
13:40is tina fey uh here in the uk well they all know it don't they yeah she's like the queen
13:46of snl no
13:47one better to come and start this show tina fey's not from the uk tina fey well she's allowed
13:54here in the uk you might know me as the teacher from mean girls i never watched that no yeah
14:02she was
14:02the teacher of me so why do a uk version of snl we were asking the same thing tina well
14:09like so many
14:10large-scale american operations these days no one really knows why ah that's a joke mary do you get it
14:18yes that's a knock at the wall you see they keep things political and current as well okay and i'm
14:24so excited for you to meet your cast they are wonderful i can't even begin to understand them
14:30when they speak because she's american and they're british yeah or i was it i'm just here as a
14:38long-time snl employee to help out and to answer like any questions anyone might have of what to
14:46oh hi yeah nicola coughlin from derry girls this girl she was also in bridgeton she's famous for
14:53what she's bridgeton i do my question is if this is snl uk then why are you the first host
15:02good
15:03question how do i put this politely none of you fuckers would do it well i don't know there
15:10would be plenty who do it one of the lads of blue would be up there fucking right they will
15:14dunkin
15:15it'd be all over this oh yes graham norton oh wow oh where have they dragged graham what the
15:28fuck has he gone let me help you let me help you i have a gift for making american celebrities
15:38likeable to a british audience he does he does hey i hear you a really funny story about uh watching
15:48british television as a young child oh well uh yeah yes actually um growing up we thought that anything
15:54british was educational so my parents showed us all british shows and we used to watch benny hill as a
16:00family what's benny hill that dude i think what about ab fab oh sweetie darling you're just a little
16:09shop girl darling keeping up appearances richard she's quick i think we're a bit young for this
16:19yeah i remember everyone she said yeah faulty towers nobody mentioned the war little britain
16:25do you really want we should take that one are you being served my pussy is like an alarm club
16:34she's actually quite funny isn't she i love that mrs slocum yeah
16:43oh that's all you love it they're all yours now team they're all yours
16:48oh thank you we've got a great show what make it here stick you're out and watch this
16:55wow wow that's a long intro isn't it do you know what i'm going to be honest i thought it
17:00were going to be shite but it's actually spot on brilliant isn't it yeah should we have laughed like
17:06what should we have laughed
17:12i don't think it's mandatory but i think that's the essence of the show all right
17:26what's that terrible noise this is the worst one oh what's that terrible noise mary are you having
17:32i'm throwing your horrible anoraks down oh mary giles and his wife mary what on earth have you left
17:39anoraks upstairs for mary there's no reason to disrespect the anoraks i'm just will you please
17:46hang them up on the door instead of leaving what were they doing up there mary well you go up
17:52absentmindedly taking them off i like them with their statement of identity sorry not you mustn't
17:57bring them upstairs to the bedroom there's my camouflage anorak i haven't seen that for ages
18:02that makes me virtually invisible on friday it was troubling news close to home hitting the headlines
18:09on the bbc oh very nice sandwiches corn beef oh i love corn beef i've cut all the crusts off
18:18everything thank you have you got any picolili i'm sweating my tips off what for cutting the crust off
18:29bloody hell cookie you may have noticed if you've started buying easter eggs this year that you're
18:35paying more for less finally and you don't have an opinion about we never got um easter eggs at
18:41christmas well you won't get easter eggs at christmas would you like we never neither according to the
18:48consumer group which the traditional chocolate treats are being hit by shrinkflation with prices going up
18:54while products definitely seem to be getting smaller oh yeah you can't get a thick egg anymore
18:58do you know loads of people are talking about this around the park are they yeah we was chatting about
19:04it only yesterday it's true i thought i've been going mad over the last few years i thought is it
19:11just that my hands are grown up size now or easter eggs got smaller the consumer group which has been
19:18taking a look at easter eggs across a number of the big supermarkets it found that with some chocolate
19:23eggs we are paying more for less jesus would close the cave door if you heard this shit i mean
19:29it's just
19:30as well we've got which really isn't it because if we didn't have which we wouldn't know all this
19:37take for example the extra large galaxy egg it would have set you back around five pounds last year
19:43for about 250 grams of chocolate 40 grams down and a pound up that's what i'm seeing there disgusting oh
19:49my
19:49god bastard that's scum that is that's a different level of scum this year it's nearly a pound more
19:55for a lighter version we're getting hit in every angle you know even the east of one he's wearing
20:00a masculine stride jumper there yeah disgusting and with the cabri mini eggs milk chocolate egg again
20:06it's price up but weight down not the many eggs i know i know mini eggs are already mini exactly
20:13they're like mini mini now yeah mini mini mini eggs the inflation on chocolate is considerably higher
20:20than other grocery items and consumers are noticing that you'd want to go out with lisa who's a consumer
20:27expert around the shop wouldn't you should be like put that down don't have that and this does seem
20:34to be a bit of a trend in the chocolate aisle we know about shrinkflation we know about skimflation
20:41they'll stop saying now would you give somebody your last roller because you won't would you know
20:47yeah i'll save it for myself is it making us healthier though don't start that no don't give
20:53them a skateboard yeah if you're buying an easter egg you're not doing it to track your calories are
20:57you nice yeah no one's putting an easter egg in my fitness pal manufacturers have faced tough choices
21:03some have cut the amount of cocoa they're using you can tell because it doesn't taste same does it so
21:08they're probably cutting a bit of cost for less cocoa and still charging the same while shrinking
21:11stuff i've never seen you so angry i don't like the economy right now count take these examples
21:18they can actually no longer officially be called chocolate because they don't have enough cocoa in
21:24them what penguins i love penguins i know you do come down it's gone from a penguin to a piss
21:31take
21:31it's not only big brands affected by this small independent businesses are too other people have
21:37alcohol and cigarettes i do feel i want 400 calories of chocolate per day because life's unmanageable
21:45so i treated myself to a bag of mini eggs jesus christ i'm still paying them off yeah can you
21:52take clana for this easter egg please can i claw on of these in mini eggs please
22:04enough london so there's many things i'm going to start doing money this week you know i've got the
22:10keto diet i'm starting on monday we're not all going on diets like is it i might as a drone
22:16as
22:16well like who else is going on diet mom says she's gonna do some sort of challenge with you she
22:20wants
22:20to see who's gonna lose more weight between you and her sisters amira and amani yeah that's what she
22:27was telling me yesterday yeah she goes i'm gonna go on a challenge with the mirror like i'm gonna see
22:32if i can do better than her that's what she was telling me my own mom won't even let me
22:36be my skinny
22:37legend self what she's gonna lose weight faster than you that's gonna be so funny it's a good thing
22:46you told me because i feel like that motivated me even more to beat mama at her own game go
22:50ahead
22:51that that has just fueled me to the next level on saturday there were some naughty celebs up to no
22:57good on itv what's going on with till oh what's wrong with that oh oh you're not bringing spooks
23:08back in the house you look at till when we were younger used to pull bear pranks on me do
23:12you remember
23:12when i used to be gullible yeah do you remember this sprawling estate is the home of six brand new
23:20tv
23:21shows i love that venue wherever that is beautiful hypothetical wedding welcome to couple goats
23:29welcome to the applicants i'm confused already but what none of them know is that all of these shows
23:36are totally fake sneaky but the contestants are a bit daft aren't they going on a fake show they don't
23:42know it's fake that's because hidden in the basement is mission hq hold up what there's a whole new level
23:49now home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs my head is absolutely spinning with what this could
23:58be about i think i might have to write this down tonight the celebrities take on their very first
24:04fake show the applicant of an apprentice field thing so the applicant is that a show that's a fake show
24:11welcome to the applicant over the next two days you will be competing in a series of tasks
24:18to test if you can thrive in the competitive world of business so these are the daft contestants that
24:24think they're going on to a real show team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away
24:31day corporate away day team building exercise kill me now so we'll be required to make a homemade
24:36rejuvenating face mask for the guests so we're going to say this one includes matcha they'll put
24:41matching fucking anything honestly i'll wait until they start putting on chips or something
24:46permission alert here we go what they're gonna do joe disguised as an armchair what armchair that's
24:54quite something yeah have you ever disguised yourself as an armchair i've described myself as a hat
24:59but not as an armchair you must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder
25:04sustains the client's skin no geez are we gonna do that joe we can see you look amazing oh that's
25:16an
25:16armchair mary that's funny oh he's in he's landed so he actually does look like a chair
25:25that's so clever joe team blue vision's moving they're on the move
25:32that is sport wasn't it you're not really going to think someone's a
25:35fake armchair are you you're going to see how he was getting on with the yoga let's get it let's
25:40do it let's go this is his moment there he is go on joe it is childish isn't it you're
25:51going to need
25:51to add some water oh that's so much i don't think we need to overthink it it'll be fine oh
25:57he's gone
25:57even more he's put the full lot in well go hard or go home do you mind if i put
26:02this face mask on your
26:03face oh this is gonna be so awful only the best and most premium products for our guests at the
26:14blue vision retreat that is so green look how relaxed they look little do they know that when
26:20they finish they look like the hulk does this have magic ingredients in it it does it sure does okay
26:26ladies it's time to remove your masks oh good look oh bring it on oh no it's not gonna it's
26:36not
26:37gonna stain our faces is it yes it will oh that's rank i look like shrek
26:46you do look like shrek lady if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no
26:52it's not emma
26:59oh she looks like kermit the frog oh she's making it worse i feel like they put too much of
27:06a certain
27:07ingredient in the face mask that's it blame somebody else he always does
27:15well that's a very silly program nutty very silly but it did make us laugh once or twice once
27:22or twice in spite of our serious selves you once tried to say that i'd sabotage you by putting chewing
27:28gum in your hair the night before prom you fucking did no i didn't what happened was is that we
27:33were
27:33fighting i had chewing gum in my mouth and then i said time out i've lost my chewing gum no
27:38and you
27:39said i hope it's in your hair you turned around to walk away and lo and behold it was in
27:43the back of your
27:44hair you spat it in my hair and i had to freeze it out the night before prom disgusting behavior
27:53mum's on about cutting it out i said absolutely not
27:58in derby so i went to the barbers yeah and then i was walking past and saw a sign
28:03and it said that we now do like nose waxing this is the keys oh it's an experience
28:09but so they get this thing yeah they get the swab they then cover it with this like green kind
28:14of
28:14goo yeah then they shove it up your nose and then they just go off for a walk come back
28:21and they
28:22yank it and he showed it me afterwards as well how many like hairs came out oh my god but
28:28that's
28:28such a guy thing isn't it he like showed it me he's like yeah you impressed with that yeah yeah
28:32yeah this week something creepy was going on on netflix there's a woman um renting a house in ham ham
28:43the village currently with a ghost in it and she doesn't know if it's her job or the
28:50landlady's job to have the ghost evicted oh
28:56i don't think i want to watch this sleep oh go on i want to get a good night's sleep
29:00i don't think
29:00i'm going to get a good night's sleep watching this something very bad is going to happen
29:16five days until i do so in other words five days to the wedding leave at your own chosen speed
29:23oh she's nodding off she's nodding time to pull all of 11. i'm not the one
29:33careful are you okay oh my god you want to switch we can switch yeah yeah yeah why is he
29:38not driving
29:39she's falling asleep man
29:44why are they always driving off to the middle of nowhere yeah where are they
29:52stopping for a rest i would not be going there i would not be stopping there i would hold my
29:57wee
29:58until the next place that i get to
30:04what's she seeing what's she seeing jane dogging oh my god mickey mickey come here what's she
30:11seeing what's in there look oh my god do you think it's okay a baby what's this all about
30:20okay stay here i'm gonna go check the bathroom no no don't get separated from him happy baby
30:28oh god's sake oh look at the state of that and that's the women's i'd hate to see the men
30:41why are they all locked who's left the baby in the car there's only one car in the car park
30:45i checked the men's room there's no one in there oh no service oh there's never no service when you
30:50want it easy okay but i think one of us should stay here with the baby and the other one
30:53should
30:53drive to the nearest like gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help i'd say i'll go to
30:57the gas station nowhere could i stay there like that waiting for somebody to come
31:05why are all the services derelict and creepy hi hi excuse me there's a like a rest stop i don't
31:15know 20 miles south of here 20 miles she's drove 20 miles we found a baby abandoned in a car
31:21and i
31:21think that maybe something like oh there's someone else there there's someone else in the background oh
31:27my god there is you're right uh benjamin yeah benjamin she don't look like a benjamin to me
31:34is she a ghost no she's not ghost actually something much worse she's gen z benjamin was
31:40the name of the guy who worked here before me but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical
31:45cord and they were too cheap to get me a name type with my own name on it okay this
31:49is all just looking
31:50lovely and a happy place to hang out and have a beer getting better by the second could you call
31:54the cops now please yeah yeah wait here i'll call
32:01will they stop this jane nonsense this show every door is really noisy
32:09god she likes fucking toilets doesn't she why is she going in the toilet again
32:21hovering good good choice door just opened
32:34oh my god
32:36oh my god that is terrifying oh my god
32:48oh mike i would be running out of there
32:56oh yeah get a gun clear your head she was just having a pee and a guy's looked down on
33:00her
33:00and she's just like i'm gonna have a gumball i'll have a wee gumball yeah
33:06there he is yeah oh my god is that bill bailey
33:12she's got her keys ready
33:17he's coming late he's coming you can see him you can see him in the bubblegum machine
33:21i can see him through the glass bowl
33:26my god she put it straight through his hand
33:28oh god he didn't even feel it
33:33that shit man
33:37is it out yet yeah
33:42do you want your key back
33:47why is he feeling the hand and looking at the ring
33:50i'm sure he's the one are you sure he's the one weird oh i remember my sister's asking me that
33:59about you did they yeah are you sure he's the one word having been half scared to death rachel
34:08headed back to her fiancee at the service station
34:14has she found him is she back is she back i can't breathe
34:20where's the car where's the baby where's your fella they're gone
34:31no no turn it off turn it off turn it off too much too much for someone who handles horror
34:37as well
34:37you were a bit damsel in distressy you were what did i do yeah you you were really just girl
34:43screen
34:43yeah but yeah i can handle it it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i can do like that and then
34:47go
34:47into like a little fight mode in it will somebody save me oh god
35:04in leeds what do you think to my eyebrow pencil i did notice your eyebrows looked a little different
35:10today with this new eyebrow pencil i feel like that the colors a bit different and it makes
35:15them look like they've been drawn on with a sharpie yeah they do look a bit sharpie-ish i didn't
35:19want
35:19to say sisters ellie and izzy i don't mind sharpie eyebrows do you think my eyebrows are sharpie-ish
35:25no that yours look softer than mine maybe i'll just maybe it's your application it's my application
35:32maybe it's my technique yeah i think it probably is can't polish a turd no but you can draw eyebrows
35:39on it
35:41on tuesday there was something soft and fluffy on channel four do you remember when i took my
35:47grand's neighbor's dog out for a walk bertie bertie was a whippet she ran home
35:53away from you i turned down the fucker was gone
35:59i mean i personally feel about merlin the reason he makes me so happy is that i know that in
36:06his little
36:06head he doesn't know about anything other than walks dog food and cuddling oh no i think he knows
36:14about a lot of no he doesn't know about putin ukraine he does he's very he's very interested in the
36:21iran
36:22conflict he is not and the inconsistencies in trump's behavior every year woodgreen takes in over 600
36:30dogs good lads each one looking for a forever home oh look they're all lovely the newest arrival
36:38is on his way oh that looks like a cockapoo yep so tell me who have we got here this
36:45is aussie he is
36:46eight months old aussie uh is he being left at the pound we are in the process of moving internationally
36:52oh
36:53she's in shock she can't believe this she can't look at leaving the dog behind what we've weighed
36:59up the the various different factors if you like with taking aussie with us there's vaccinations
37:05there's the quarantine there's the flight there's temperature that must be so hard you get a dog
37:12and then eight months later you have to move and you have to potentially give the dog actually he's
37:16clearly doing the right thing doing the right thing if i stay in here with aussie while you leave if
37:21that's okay cheers thank you very much take care bye bye bye eyes leave it all okay oh oh oh
37:28bless him
37:29oh that's got to be heartbreaking mate oh look at all i know it's okay buddy oh don't show this
37:37where's my dad going where's my dad with mum and dad in tow animal obsessed aurora is keeping all of
37:45her options open look at her with a little dog teddy and a dog jumper she's on a mission to
37:50get a dog today
37:51isn't she have you discussed who's going to be doing all the different jobs with this dog no it's
37:56going to be oh she's gorgeous we have discussed who's going to do jobs because we said you need
38:03to do some of these jobs don't you clean up after it and wipe his feet and it's been in
38:07the garden
38:08she's like what did i agree to again yeah i don't really know i i agreed to something but i
38:14don't
38:14really know you clean up and you wipe his feet
38:18ha ha you're gonna work out of order huh come on mate this way wow buzzing oh here he comes
38:25oh come on
38:26Aussie i love this part it's like the first first meet oh his hair
38:34here he is oh what will she think oh look at aurora's face so he's very into everything he is
38:44a social
38:45butterfly oh she's not frightened of him is she no no don't run away from him he's fine
38:51has he just got a wet mouth i think aurora's a bit cautious isn't she yeah she is yeah
38:59i know well this isn't going as i thought it would
39:03calm down the mum's panicking now because she's thinking have we made the right decision here yeah
39:08this is going to be a mcdonald's on the way home yeah crying trying to smooth things
39:15go and get my toy go on aurora good girl what can you see in there this toy he might
39:21like yeah
39:22throw it to her look hey look she's playing with him mom yeah look at it is he gonna bring
39:30it back
39:31though oh she's having fun now oh hey she didn't flinch though they're becoming friends now she's bonding
39:42with him she's bonding with him okay come on oh i think he wants me oh i'm sitting down yes
39:53that's what i
39:54want to hear well done i see well done oh stop it there we go stop it now it's all
40:09perfect
40:10he's making friends with me that's sweet isn't it that is really honestly in a world full of
40:21shit how lovely is that really nice oh my god that's just adorable yes that was really lovely
40:28you're crying are you yes slightly no no i'm booking us in no to go to the dog house no
40:38we're not
40:39no no no not yet we would think about but i know if you go there you'll just come back
40:43with a dog
40:44i can give an old boy another chance in life like you well thanks darling
40:51leads have you recovered from supper weekend because we lost our voices i was gonna say up
40:57until yesterday i was a bit croaky mate i definitely clocked up about 85 000 steps that weekend i know
41:03best friends danielle and daniella they say ravers burn more calories than gym goers oh absolutely
41:09they would tell me in my raving days at my like pinnacle of my raving days i was svelte same
41:16i was
41:17same body same and then you're adding the heels my toes were like that but my body body with them
41:25ginger toes but body oh man take me back on sunday night contestants were playing cat and mouse in a
41:36new high stakes game show on channel four i've seen this advertised looks all right there she looks
41:41basically one bunch of people chasing a lot of people adult hide and seek sounds cracking we're
41:46resorting to child's games now yeah because we're running out of game show ideas next it's gonna be
41:51hopscotch or something like that bloody red rover won't it ten players will fight to win up to 100 000
42:01pounds you don't even need to pay me to do this can i just say you do it for free
42:05well i'll do it for
42:06free just for fun hit it against each other as prey i'm feeling so nervous right now versus predator do
42:14you
42:14i'll be good at this sue from running club yes you would oh i hate being chased i have nightmares
42:19about that you know oh do you oh terrible and they never catch me god knows how well i must
42:25be fast in
42:26me dreams
42:30you love the hunger games and all that sort of stuff too so the thrill of the chase yeah what's
42:36the chase
42:36is over who cares yeah you chased me for so long and then you know got me was the easiest
42:44hunter
42:44ever had predators your task is simple hunt the prey surely you want to be the predator what group
42:53would you want to be in the prey or predators i need to see the benefits above yeah yeah yeah
42:58if one
42:58of you catches a prey you will swap roles in the game oh so the prey doesn't die the prey
43:05just becomes a
43:05predator each night one predator will be voted out of the contest oh so you're safe for being prey
43:13you'd think that being a predator would be a good thing but in this game it's not you don't want
43:16to
43:16be a predator you want to be prey at the end of this hunt if any five of us are
43:21still predators
43:22the rest of us who have become prey that's their back they're plotting mary trying to scheme already
43:28you know trying to form alliances prey are the only ones that get a say in the cull so nathan
43:33has proposed
43:34a pact what's the pact right we've got a pact already they've only just met each other as
43:39long as we convert the majority of us into prey we're all safe yeah nathan's basically put his
43:44out in the ring here and said look us lot we're going to stick together as predators so these five
43:50are on the back foot aren't they by the end of today they need to be prey three two one
43:59go get out of there it's basically a big game of tig in the woods for adults for money
44:07for fuck's sake after predator roy caught shelley he was then on the runner's prey
44:15who's that oh he's spotted someone oh there's another one there's another one there's another
44:20one no way yeah with all the people i had to see this damn forest it had to be you
44:26it's
44:26fucking roy this is going to test the alliance now because he's the first one to switch over
44:33he's the first one caught again see this pond yeah there's another i really want to catch you
44:38what did he just say i really want to catch him it was his idea nathan's the guy that suggested
44:44the
44:44pact yeah no nathan he's funny nathan didn't even hold back he just went sharp for a minute i really
44:51want to catch her we can't start turning each other in the first hunt all right i'm not going to
44:55catch
44:55you because i like the game plan tempting though wouldn't it oh i'd have done it i know you would
45:00you just suck that pack off the minute it was made players the glade is now reopened
45:06the hunt will conclude in 10 minutes oh 10 minutes left back to the glee yeah where you've all started
45:13yeah oh come on ready to pounce it's nathan again no nathan's coming out nathan's coming for roy
45:24oh roy oh my god he is too nathan you're sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna do it oh no oh
45:35i cannot believe
45:36the cheeky nathan no oh god oh they got him but it was mel who got him so not only
45:47has nathan shown his
45:48true colors he's also still a predator that's chef's kiss this has proper made me what a game of
45:54hide and seek all right i lied first deal is it's got to be within the house and the garden
46:01give me 30
46:02seconds yeah yeah yeah so shall sound
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