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Crackhead S01E01 Were All Mad Here

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00:00I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:04I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:06I can hear the sound coming
00:12Boy, I'm from the south side, bitch
00:14Trying to get the south side rich
00:17Exactly what it sounds like, bitch
00:18Said I'm trying to get the south side rich
00:21Inside, smoking outside shit
00:22With a south side chick with a mouth like this
00:25You heard a couple dudes from the south
00:26But the dudes that stuff don't sound like this
00:29I have to make the rules myself
00:30Make the move myself
00:31So it sounds like this
00:33They treat me like I'm moving right down
00:34I'm the best, can't seek it
00:36Damn, going right south like damn
00:37I can hear the sound coming
00:45Don't get me
00:46Oh, oh, oh..
00:49Oh, shit.
00:51Are you, Mate?
00:52Stop.
00:53Boy, I'm from the south side rich
00:55Trying to get the south side rich
01:00in the small town of last with its tranquil atmosphere and luxurious amenities at last
01:07the healing can begin why don't touch my shit okay so i need to know what drugs and alcohol
01:15you've taken in the last three days i don't know i don't know um all right well what about your
01:23eye
01:24you get in a fight or something fucking slut fucking hands off me you know why your police
01:32report says you're here because it's just a big misunderstanding misunderstanding
01:40this is your third court appearance oh he didn't dig miss jones given your inability to take these
01:48charges seriously i'm inclined to warn you of the probable prison sentence you're facing
01:56what almost done yeah yes i got it sorry
02:02um look we need to do a full health assessment all right so you might as well just tell me
02:07exactly what you're taking okay in view of your mental health i am prepared to consider a 28-day
02:13rehabilitation program however you will need to obtain a reference letter from the clinic proving
02:20you are committed to sobriety if this letter is unattainable you will be transferred from the
02:25clinic to prison do you understand
02:32fine i had some whiskey and tequila and vodka and this is the one with the gold flakes gold flakes
02:43anything else
02:48i had some coffee and some coffee wow okay is this a bomb yeah oh and fluoxetane and codeine but
02:56i'm
02:57that from my doctor and i tried meth
03:01meth
03:02well i didn't like it you'd be the first
03:10luxurious amenities my ass ah so you were paying attention good on you come on let's go all right
03:17so detoxing is going to take a few days and then tomorrow you get to meet your psychiatrist that'd be
03:23cool wouldn't it all right and then uh you got to start your group therapy we're awesome and actually
03:29there's a few more rules sorry no sex no drugs or alcohol and there's no phones for the first what
03:37what no no no no i need my phone it's only for the first week that's all oh my god
03:41what do you think
03:41i'm going to do you think i'm going to call my drug dealer i'm in the middle of fucking nowhere
03:45don't
03:45care policy thank you all
03:47do you think i'm going to call my drug dealer i'm going to call my drug dealer i'm going to
03:53call my drug dealer
03:53um lady this is frankie um she's going to be your new roommate
04:01fuck that
04:04you know what i'd like to say that she's not normally this volatile but at this point why lie
04:09you know what how about you show frankie around i'm gonna have a diary i'll see you guys later
04:19you becky follow me
04:30reception
04:34oh seriously the kitchen
04:38the tv zone the schizo
04:46juan's view you owe me for the hot chocolate powder
04:56oh
04:58you're not going
04:58you're not going
05:01you're not today satan
05:02i believe it's paradise
05:15the circle of suffering
05:18What's up old man?
05:22Dressing like a prostitute won't get you far in here.
05:30Hurry the fuck up Vicky.
05:36The six feet.
05:37The six feet.
05:46Bedroom.
05:47You got bottom.
05:48Used to be Sarah's.
05:49She killed herself.
05:57Move!
06:01Go!
06:03Go!
06:04Hurry up!
06:08Go!
06:20Jones.
06:22Are you Frances Jones?
06:24Uh, Frankie.
06:25Yeah.
06:26Hi.
06:26This one's for you?
06:27Oh, no, no.
06:27I'm good with spaghetti.
06:30Until you've had your initial psych evaluation,
06:33you have to eat from the meal plan.
06:35I'm not fucking eating that.
06:38If you don't want it, don't eat.
06:41I'm fine.
06:42I'm fine.
06:42I'm fine.
06:43I'm fine.
06:47I'm fine.
07:08Let's get out of the room.
07:09What?
07:09Crack it!
07:10What?
07:10Come on, you're an alcoholic, bulimic, crazy, what's your thing?
07:15I don't have a thing.
07:16No, no, no, everyone has a thing.
07:19Coffee, sugar, and these.
07:22You're going to need them.
07:24Loads of them.
07:26And you're probably not going to sleep, and you're going to get too tired, and you're going to hear...
07:30I get it, I get it, I'm in hell, thank you.
07:32Yeah, thank you so much for pointing that out.
07:36So.
07:37Hmm.
07:39You hear, because you killed someone?
07:41No, I didn't kill anyone.
07:42Yet.
07:48Seriously, though, there's like a child killer here, so watch your back.
07:53I'm not joking.
07:56Shh.
08:21Oh, dear God.
08:24Shit, hang on!
08:27Motherfucking nowhere!
08:28Fuck you!
08:29Fuck you giant asshole!
08:32Fuck!
08:32No, I love that!
08:44I don't know.
09:22Did you put that there?
09:24Did I put what where?
09:25The rat! Did you put the fucking rat in my bed?
09:29Nope.
09:31You sure?
09:31If you actually think that I would go out of my way to kill a rat and chuck it in
09:36your
09:36bed, then you definitely belong in a place like this.
09:49What was that, mate?
09:53No, you tell her.
09:56Frankie should go and find another room.
09:58Down the hallway, with weeks as any.
10:03As difficult as Henry's past was, it was nothing compared to the guides.
10:09Sullivan was facing a 12-hour trek to Gardner Hut, and he...
10:13...to the snow cave.
10:15Dia's journey was even more effective.
10:17He was able to race down the danger of the elderly crew.
10:21Oh.
10:32Fuck!
10:33Fuck!
10:53Shit, Dex.
10:57Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
10:58Traffic was wrong.
10:59The fuck off, you missed the whole thing.
11:00Come on.
11:20Please enter your nine-digit code and press the hatch key.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:57Oh, my God.
12:33Fuck.
12:34Oh, my God.
12:36Oh, my God.
12:44Oh, my God.
12:56Oh, my God.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:23Oh, my God.
14:05Oh, my God.
14:08Oh, my God.
14:21Oh, my God.
14:29Oh, my God.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:43Oh, my God.
14:43Oh, my God.
14:58Oh, my God.
15:00Oh, my God.
15:05Oh, my God.
15:13Oh, my, God.
15:14Oh, my God.
15:14Absolutely not.
15:14Oh, my God.
15:38It's good.
16:01Is that my hoodie?
16:02No, I bought it.
16:04What?
16:04I did, off El Cap.
16:06What in the fucking hell?
16:07Hey, I've already paid extra for a kangaroo pouch!
16:11I love the ones with the mum pocket.
16:16What?
16:22Fuck!
16:25And hands up in the ass!
16:27And everybody down!
16:29And one!
16:30And pose!
16:31And pose!
16:32And pose!
16:33And hands up behind the head!
16:35Elbow to the thigh!
16:37And three!
16:38And four!
16:39Well done!
16:39Five!
16:40You're late!
16:41Seven!
16:42And one!
16:43And two!
16:44Frankie!
16:45Frankie!
16:45Francis!
16:47Winky Winky!
16:48If you can't find your five, then I'm really deeply concerned about you!
16:52And one!
16:53And two!
16:53And three!
16:54And four!
16:56Watching!
16:57And push!
16:58Watching!
16:58And push!
16:59And one!
17:00And two!
17:01And three!
17:02And four!
17:03And four!
17:04Five!
17:04Six!
17:05Seven!
17:06Eight!
17:07Oh!
17:08Five!
17:09Five!
17:10Five!
17:10She's gonna kill you!
17:11Uh, not if her dress kills me first!
17:13You look like a vagina!
17:15Darling!
17:15Darling!
17:16Darling!
17:17This isn't just a dress!
17:19It's a gown!
17:21Vagina is in!
17:23Actual fashion is out!
17:25And two!
17:25And two!
17:26And two!
17:34And two!
17:40And two!
17:44Well, let's all act like Frankie today, shall we?
17:47Oopsie!
17:48Silly me!
17:48Ruined all the pies!
17:50In fact, I always ruin everything!
17:52I have no idea why!
17:54It definitely isn't because I'm drunk and high all the time!
17:59And thank God someone else will clear up after me like they always do!
18:02If only I would listen to the people that actually want the best for me!
18:05I wouldn't be such a desperate, disgusting...
18:08PARASITE!
18:13Up!
18:14Up!
18:14And down!
18:15And been...
18:17Finished!
18:19Hi!
18:20I am so bushed!
18:22See you next week!
18:24Namaste!
18:25Namaste!
18:26Namaste!
18:28Thank you!
18:29Where the fuck is all my shit?
18:31Chill!
18:32It's okay!
18:32And I thought that you understood!
18:34Huh?
18:35So this is community living, and we all share here...
18:38Fuck off with your community bullshit!
18:40Hey!
18:41It's no big!
18:43I'll get it!
18:44I'll get you your shit back!
18:47Oh good!
18:48Okay!
18:49You feel better?
18:56Make it quick!
18:57I'm busy!
19:01Calls are made in here!
19:03We'll see ya!
19:23I'm actually a pretty fucking good cleaner, Katera!
19:25You're okay?
19:26Alright, I need you to get her out of here!
19:28What now?
19:29Yes!
19:29No, not now!
19:30Jesus!
19:30I cannot with her!
19:31Okay!
19:32Alright!
19:32Let's go for a kick!
19:33Oh, you have a bite with me!
19:34All good!
19:35You have a bite with me!
19:36Okay, I'll tell you what!
19:37I need my stuff!
19:38Yeah!
19:38We'll go grab it!
19:39We'll go grab it!
19:42You've reached Emma!
19:43Please leave a message!
19:50You've reached Emma!
19:50She must be at work or something!
20:02Yeah!
20:08I can't help you!
20:10I can't help you!
20:12I can't help you!
20:17Look!
20:18Come on!
20:18Look, him!
20:21Oh my God, she's pretty freaking sick!
20:27Yes!
20:34You look fast, you broke my throat!
20:45Yeah, I need a fire engine!
20:47There! 67 Logan Park, man!
20:53Frankie!
20:54Frankie, help!
21:18What the fuck is going on?
21:21Come on!
21:29No!
21:30Don't ask if you don't wanna know
21:36Try not, not to let it show you
21:41That I'd love around the edge of you
21:48When you feel so alone inside of mine
21:56When your dreams have a flow of mine
22:02I'll take one in a call so deep
22:11If I never wrinkle
22:14At least I'm falling asleep
22:17Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
22:18Ooh, ooh, ooh
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