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Lucky Luke S01E03 (2026) [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:04Wasn't there a woman with them?
00:06There was no woman. It was just the four Daltons.
00:08And they were armed to the teeth.
00:09He shot up my wall!
00:14You sure it wasn't three of them?
00:15It's the Daltons. There's four of them, not three.
00:18Nope. That was Avril.
00:20There's Jack. Or William.
00:22That was William. Or Jack.
00:25I never know.
00:26There.
00:30Joe.
00:30Nope. You.
00:32Huh?
00:35What do you mean?
00:36The bullet caliber. It's different from the other ones.
00:39It's the same one as you got there.
00:44Insurance scam.
00:48Sorry, Mr. Luke, but for the Daltons to work, you need all four.
00:52So yeah, to get the insurance reimbursement, I went all out.
00:54The big one ate a box of soap, the whole thing.
00:57Mango, olive oil, the most expensive one.
01:00Who does that?
01:02Avril.
01:03It's weird that Joe wasn't with them.
01:05Maybe he kept my mom in the hideout?
01:06No.
01:07He'd never let his brothers act alone.
01:10He's in charge.
01:11The meanest one.
01:12The smartest one, too.
01:15Which way'd they go?
01:17North.
01:18But don't tell them I told you, okay?
01:28We gotta be closer to spot Joe.
01:30Okay, we'll cover you.
01:32Stay here.
01:33Cover me from right here.
01:38Wait, he...
01:39Am I his horse or what?
01:40I feel like he's right.
01:41These men, they're out of their minds.
01:45Apparently Joe, doesn't chew tobacco.
01:49He chews kittens.
01:58Hey guys.
02:03Lucky Luke.
02:04Lucky Luke.
02:06Lucky what?
02:08Oh, there he is.
02:20Joseph Dalton.
02:21Good to meet you.
02:24What?
02:26Well?
02:27Can you explain?
02:29It's the Buffalo's fault.
02:29No, it wasn't that.
02:30It was the woman.
02:31The woman you attacked who was on the stagecoach?
02:32Yeah, the Fury.
02:33The only one we could hear.
02:34She was obviously in distress.
02:35Her kidnappers were the ones in distress.
02:37No, no.
02:37It was her kidnappers who were in distress.
02:39The thing is, we were trying to rob everyone.
02:40Yep.
02:41There was so much screaming and commotion, they couldn't hear us.
02:43Couldn't hear a bit.
02:43And right then is when she showed up.
02:44She was a guy.
02:45One guy tried strangling her.
02:47It was the other hand.
02:48And she caught him.
02:50Katakaruma.
02:50She threw him off.
02:51Threw him over her shoulder.
02:52And then she wailed on the next one.
02:57Chokuzuki.
02:58Kagizuki.
02:59Ushiruma washigiri.
03:00Dislocated him.
03:01A spinning kicker.
03:01And the third dude.
03:03Keen Getty.
03:04In the balls.
03:05I got castrated.
03:06It's cause I knew this Japanese guy in Sing Sing.
03:08Then she tapped her heel on the ground like this.
03:10It was a hidden switchblade.
03:12A knife.
03:12And she cut the two leather things there.
03:14The reins.
03:14She jumped on her horse.
03:21It's a horse.
03:24And rode off.
03:25Disappeared.
03:26That's not my mother.
03:27Then all of a sudden Joe arrived.
03:29And he shouted.
03:30Charlie!
03:31Charlie.
03:32Shit that is my mother.
03:33How do you know her name though?
03:34We have no idea.
03:35No but listen to me.
03:36Especially after.
03:37It was complete pandemonium after that.
03:39Cause Joe decided he wanted to chase after her.
03:42And then she was shot at you know by her kidnappers.
03:43But then she dodged the bullet but barely.
03:45Then she ran behind the dune.
03:47She ran fast and disappeared.
03:49That's where Joe got buffalo.
03:52Buffalo?
03:52Buffalo attack.
03:54Right in the face.
03:55They aren't well marked those buffalo stops.
03:57Where'd my mom go?
03:58Oh well the thing is.
03:58We don't know.
03:59The thing is.
04:00We were too far away.
04:01The thing is.
04:02The only one who could see behind the dune was Joe.
04:03The thing is that up until then Joe was in a coma.
04:06So we borrowed the physician who was there in town.
04:09A doctor.
04:10He's over there.
04:14Hmm.
04:18A desperado of Mr. Dalton's level suddenly becoming honest, considerate, sensitive even.
04:26I see only one diagnosis.
04:28Redemption.
04:29Amnesia.
04:31Oh right.
04:34The only one who knows my mother's whereabouts has amnesia.
04:38We'll find her.
04:39I promise.
04:40Joe's memory's gonna come back.
04:42We'll make sure of it.
04:43Okay.
04:50I'm always says to fight fire with fire.
04:55I really deserve that.
04:57That blow to the head.
05:07All right.
05:08All right.
05:09You're sure you want him getting his memory back?
05:10Even if it means he, he returns to his unholy life as a desperado in a scallop?
05:14Yes!
05:16Luke?
05:17To my great chagrin, yep.
05:21Fine.
05:22Then we'll walk him through his therapeutic process.
05:24By repairing what he was, he will then accept what he was.
05:27And so, he'll remember what he was.
05:32We've gotta help him, so be nice to him.
05:34Wait.
05:34The only option is to be nice to him?
05:35Really?
05:36Yes, or more head blows could work as well.
05:37What?
05:38That could also end up killing him, so.
05:39Oh.
05:40Anyway, regarding memory, you should activate his senses.
05:43All right?
05:43Noises, smells, images, even music.
05:46Yeah?
05:47And make sure to include happy memories you've shared.
05:49Positive moments.
05:51Positive moments with Joe Dalton.
05:55Okay.
06:11Charlie?
06:17Charlie!
06:20Charlie!
06:21Charlie!
06:34Charlie!
06:50Charlie!
07:07Ma Da Hari...
07:10Chani!
07:11Marie Bouvier...
07:19What is this?
07:56All right, Operation Repair.
07:58We'll start with the grocer, we'll repair his store, and buy cookies from him to give to people.
08:04Yep, and slap those who don't take a cookie.
08:07Avro.
08:08Yeah?
08:09You leave me no choice.
08:10Am I getting hit?
08:11No.
08:12See that post over there?
08:14You're hitting me with it?
08:15No.
08:16Go lean on it and reflect on the violence that lies within you.
08:19No, Joe.
08:20Yes.
08:21Joe.
08:21Yes.
08:22Joe.
08:23Yes.
08:23Joe.
08:24Yes.
08:25Joe.
08:26Do it, please, Avro.
08:33She can't be just us three.
08:34We're the Daltons.
08:36There's always four of us.
08:37It'll ruin our reputation.
08:40If you need me, here I am.
08:42Who are you, anyway?
08:44Well, I'm Billy the Kid.
08:46No way.
08:47You're too tall to be a kid.
08:48Yeah, well, I grew.
08:48Billy didn't have that voice.
08:49I matured.
08:50Billy's voice would never have changed.
08:51Let's not waste time, Willie.
08:52Billy, whoever you are.
08:54Willie Billy.
08:55I like your mind.
08:57Welcome to the group.
08:59Come on.
08:59Let's make amends.
09:02Billy Dalton.
09:04Come on.
09:06Don't go getting all cocky, okay?
09:16Oh, my.
09:18That's some snoring.
09:22You know why?
09:24It's chloroform.
09:28Look at all this.
09:35Do you see what this is?
09:38Look at it.
09:39It's all secret agent things.
09:41Now I'm confused.
09:46This woman infiltrated your establishment by posing as a Lady of the Night.
09:50I've never seen that lady.
09:51That's troubling.
09:52Because I hear she managed to steal documents from you that were quite compromising.
09:56Whoever told you that's completely full of shit.
09:59Mr. Oyster, you've been reduced to a sun-baked head but still acting cowboy?
10:04I will admit, though, if I had the trinkets men adorn themselves with, leather cuffs, Colt 45 spurs, I'd be
10:11tempted to do it, too.
10:12But all we have to take on the Wild West is a veil, a fan, and a pocket mirror.
10:17As if petticoats and power moves were incompatible concepts.
10:21We were forced to develop our own weapons.
10:31Okay, stop!
10:33Stop it!
10:39Stop!
10:46I can see right through you.
10:49I know you're lying to me.
10:53Okay, so this woman, she robbed me.
10:57But I was helpless.
10:58She beat up five of my men!
11:01She's not human!
11:02She's a demonic creature!
11:04She's a witch!
11:05My mom is all about poems and daisies.
11:08She's into rhubarb pies and bake sales.
11:10Being a spy is not her thing.
11:12Well, nobody uses this for rhubarb pie.
11:15You think it's something she got roped into?
11:17But why?
11:19Did you list on a sheet of paper everyone involved?
11:22In this conspiracy?
11:25I thought one sheet with all the names was easier than one name per sheet.
11:29She took off with it?
11:31Yeah.
11:36The canteen.
11:42Thank you for being truthful.
11:44Some water?
11:45Yes.
11:52What are you doing?
11:54No, wait!
11:56Come back!
11:58Come back!
12:00Please!
12:02Come back!
12:04I know she's in mortal danger.
12:06Hey, calm down.
12:07This shows your mom has resources if it's all true.
12:10And we'll do what the doc says so we get Joe's memory back.
12:12It won't work and it takes way too long.
12:14Whereas with a REL's method...
12:15That's a no.
12:16But it's our only option.
12:17It may disappear if we wait.
12:18Joe could disappear with a head blow.
12:21Well, Calamity would try it.
12:22Stop it with Calamity Jane.
12:24Why are you so obsessed with her?
12:25I'm Lucky Luke.
12:27L-U-C-K-E.
12:29Luke.
12:30Not one letter in common.
12:32Well, there's the L.
12:33The, uh...
12:34The C.
12:35And there's a Y in there.
12:47We looked everywhere for you.
12:49Looking for me?
12:50Yeah.
12:51We're fixing things up.
12:54Fixing things?
13:01Nobody steps on my foot and gets away with it.
13:04William.
13:06William, what did we say?
13:08We don't hit people.
13:10It's nice to have you with us, Willy Billy.
13:14Nobody's at fault.
13:15It was an accident.
13:16You just say sorry about that.
13:17Well, I, uh...
13:18I'm sorry, sir.
13:19No, not you.
13:20You've apologized your whole life.
13:22He never has.
13:22So we start over.
13:23Step on his foot.
13:25No, it's...
13:25It's fine, Willy.
13:26Do it.
13:26Step on his foot.
13:30It'll be fine.
13:31Step on his foot.
13:39Do it harder.
13:42Is that right?
13:51I'm sorry.
13:52Better.
13:53Better.
13:55You know what?
13:56One more for the road.
13:58One more?
13:59Well, yes, of course.
14:00For the road?
14:00That's what we're here for.
14:03Hmm?
14:13No!
14:25Sorry!
14:26There you go.
14:27You were right.
14:28It wasn't so hard.
14:29And William, remember,
14:30if someone slaps your cheek,
14:32turn the other one.
14:41What are you doing?
14:42Carving a piece of wood.
14:47It's hard, huh?
14:48Not really.
14:48Just get a knife and start carving.
14:49No, I mean it's hard
14:50getting sidelined like that.
14:52I don't like the new Joe.
14:54Old Joe would've hit me,
14:55not replaced me.
14:56We'll get back, old Joe.
14:58Because I feel like you're right.
14:59We gotta hit him.
15:01Hard.
15:02Yeah, nah, the others say
15:04that's not how we should...
15:04The others are wrong.
15:05Like them thinking
15:06you're the stupidest.
15:07It's not true.
15:08You're just the tallest.
15:09So sound takes longer
15:10to get up to you.
15:13I'm pretty sure
15:14you're a genius.
15:17They think I'm stupid?
15:39I'm pretty sure.
15:49That sounds so familiar.
15:51What's it remind me of?
15:52Jim Twofingers, your cellmate.
15:55That's it?
15:57Him playing harmonica?
15:59Yeah.
16:00That got in your head, didn't it, that song?
16:02Remember the time I took you all to Fort Brighton?
16:06Oh, wow, yeah.
16:08Yeah, yeah, I remember.
16:09The boy kept playing even though he was handcuffed.
16:11It drove Avril crazy.
16:12I said, go on, Jim, keep playing, keep it up.
16:14And Avril was so frustrated, Jim was going for it.
16:17Even you were laughing about it.
16:19It's the only time we really laughed together.
16:21Yeah.
16:24Oh, that does bring back some memories.
16:26Well, that's good to hear.
16:28Camping with the brothers and riding horses across the plains,
16:32in prison playing knuckle bones.
16:35Ah, that rascal, Jim.
16:36But even I eventually, I wanted to give him a smack on the head.
16:40What happened to that guy?
16:47What?
16:48Luke, I didn't kill him, did I?
16:54Did I?
16:56Luke?
17:02I'm sure I didn't kill him, right?
17:04No, Jim's fine.
17:05I didn't kill him, no.
17:07We could counter the buffalo with another buffalo.
17:09No, buffaloes are too unpredictable.
17:10Throw a dead buffalo out of them.
17:11No good.
17:11Dead buffalo is very predictable.
17:13No, that's enough.
17:14Throw him on a dead buffalo.
17:15No buffaloes.
17:16We're done with that.
17:17I know what.
17:17Throw a horse.
17:18No, that's in the buffalo family.
17:19Uh, all right, I got it.
17:23Listen, here we go.
17:25We wait, we help him be a good man, and that'll make his memory come back.
17:32No, wait, that was their plan.
17:33And now I'm stuck.
17:35Me too.
17:37The one who could help us with ideas is Ma.
17:39I'm telling you, when Ma has an idea, it's powerful, but worse than a buffalo blow.
17:46Come on.
17:48Hurry.
17:51We'll get the horses.
17:52About a long way to go.
17:55I don't understand where we're going right now.
17:57Ah, okay.
17:58Great.
17:59I look away, and you take your buddy's wife, or what?
18:02I'm not your wife.
18:03We're married.
18:03Oh, you're married?
18:04Yes.
18:05No.
18:08Billy, we've got important things to do.
18:09I imagine.
18:10This moron's famous and a Dalton, so you're interested.
18:13You're interested?
18:14Yeah, all right.
18:15I'm so stupid.
18:16Trying to get Daltonized.
18:18To make you proud.
18:19To save our marriage.
18:21I was Daltonized at first, so...
18:23Avril, we're just a team, not a couple, okay?
18:25Of course, of course.
18:26But after bringing it up, I'm like, why not, you know?
18:28You watch your mouth!
18:28No, but this is what we're talking about.
18:29Oh, stop!
18:30Your brother has amnesia.
18:32My mother might die.
18:33And you two want to hook up with me?
18:37How about y'all go to bed together?
18:39Marry him.
18:40You'd become a real Dalton.
18:41And be out of my hair.
18:43Louise!
18:47A bro!
18:48You'll be out!
18:48Yeah.
18:51Have a broke.
18:57I'll break.
18:59Ah!
19:01Ah!
19:01Ah!
19:02Ah!
19:02Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:04Ah!
19:05Ah!
19:05Ah!
19:05Ah!
19:06Ah!
19:08Ah!
19:08Oh, my God.
19:39Louise!
19:50Louise!
19:59Have you seen Louise?
20:00No.
20:01And the Reverend needs me to make 50 baskets for the St. Catherine's feast.
20:05It's so weird.
20:06I looked everywhere.
20:08You care about that girl.
20:10Huh?
20:10No.
20:11No, it's just that I don't want her causing problems.
20:14That's all.
20:15She's restless.
20:17It's annoying.
20:18You're worried.
20:19A little bit.
20:20What if something happens to her?
20:25What?
20:26Your eyes.
20:32This worry's not normal.
20:33What are you doing?
20:34It's the same look my father had when Avril almost got hanged.
20:39You're worried like a parent.
20:40No.
20:41No, I'm not.
20:42I've got it.
20:43You, the lone hero in a violent world.
20:46You have a child.
20:51She doesn't even know, right?
20:53Of course she doesn't know.
20:55How would she if you haven't admitted it to yourself yet?
21:00You know, Luke, of all the horrible things I've done, what I regret most is what I haven't
21:06done.
21:07Words I didn't say to my brothers.
21:11What words?
21:12That I care about them.
21:14And I love them.
21:15Joe!
21:16Joe!
21:17The villagers!
21:18They're insane!
21:19They're beating William up!
21:19What has he done now?
21:20He's behaving.
21:21He's been really nice.
21:38Me next.
21:39Hey, I don't even know you.
21:40So what?
21:42Well, finally.
21:44You're here for more?
21:46Come on.
21:48Come on!
21:53Someone repents and you beat him up like this?
21:55Sorry, sorry.
21:56Aren't you ashamed?
21:58Know what I see?
22:00Bunch of cowards!
22:07What my friend means is that we understand your pain.
22:12For years we've pillaged, ransacked, and humiliated.
22:15So we're asking you for forgiveness.
22:20And for that, we need all of you.
22:25Now we ask you, help us turn this dark page of our history.
22:30We ask you, help us break the cycle of violence.
22:34Will you help us?
22:37Help us by not seeking vengeance.
22:38No.
22:39No, no, no.
22:42In the name of justice.
22:46And the law.
22:52He's right.
22:53We should.
22:54Yes.
22:55Kill him.
22:56Hang this man!
22:58Oh, God.
22:59And this is easy to watch.
23:02Whoa!
23:04No, wait.
23:05Look.
23:06If you really want to help me make amends, let them.
23:10After all, now.
23:12It's the law.
23:16Come on, let's hang a break.
23:19Get him!
23:20Get him!
23:22Get him!
23:22Get him!
23:23Get him!
23:24Get him!
23:24Get him!
23:24Get him!
23:25Get him!
23:26Get him!
23:27Get him!
23:27Joseph Dalton, you are sentenced to death for robbery.
23:31Armed robbery.
23:33Unarmed robbery.
23:34Unarmed robbery.
23:35Thievery.
23:36First floor burglary.
23:38Entryway theft.
23:40Landing theft.
23:41Theft of eggs.
23:43Theft of beef legs.
23:45Theft of bird legs.
23:46Luke, you've got to do something.
23:47Grinding theft.
23:47Night theft.
23:49Day theft.
23:50Theft of...
23:51Joe Dalton!
23:54What on earth have you done now?
23:57Ma?
23:57Ma?
23:57Ma?
23:58Ma?
24:02Where were you?
24:03He needed some shock therapy.
24:15I understand your anger, Ma.
24:17But I deserve what's happening.
24:31Look at these nice towns, people.
24:32Oh, no.
24:33This isn't good.
24:34He's become cute again like when he was a kid.
24:37You were right.
24:38It's serious.
24:39It's very serious.
24:42Oh, well.
24:44Never mind.
24:45Go ahead and hang him, then, huh?
24:47Oh, yeah!
24:48Yay!
24:48Yay!
24:51Do it!
24:52Your cake's here?
24:54Ah, yes.
24:55I forgot about the condemned man's last meal.
24:58That's the thing, isn't it?
24:59Um, sure.
25:00I wanted to make your favorite cake for you, my dear.
25:04Oh, Ma.
25:05You didn't have to.
25:30Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
25:42It's not my favorite cake.
25:43It's Afro's.
25:45Ah!
25:47It could be.
25:48Yeah, right.
25:48No.
25:49Not could be.
25:50It is.
25:53Always the same thing.
25:54It happened on my eighth birthday, my ninth, my tenth.
25:59What's it matter?
26:00There are worse things in life.
26:01And you can always share it.
26:02Yeah.
26:05What, Cher?
26:07You want Avril having my last meal?
26:09Look, Joe, you're gonna die and your brother's sad about it, okay?
26:12So just pull yourself together.
26:14He needs comforting.
26:15Uh-huh.
26:16Uh-huh.
26:29Uh-huh.
26:31Uh-huh.
26:33Uh-huh.
26:36Uh-huh.
26:37Uh-huh.
26:37Uh-huh.
26:38Uh-huh.
26:40Uh-huh.
26:41Uh-huh.
26:41Uh-huh.
26:43Uh-huh.
26:44Uh-huh.
26:45Uh-huh.
26:56Joe?
27:03Joe?
27:04Yeah?
27:05It's your joke!
27:08Yes!
27:10I remember!
27:13I remember everything!
27:16Hey!
27:17I remember!
27:19I remember!
27:20I remember!
27:24You'll see!
27:26You're back here!
27:27Clever going back to the mother.
27:28Hey!
27:29You think I don't remember?
27:30No, no, no, no!
27:31Well, I do!
27:32I remember!
27:35You wanted to hang me?
27:36You think I don't remember?
27:37Remember?
27:39Well, I sure remember!
27:40Oh, yeah!
27:41So that's him.
27:42And you!
27:43I remember!
27:43You too!
27:43That's the real Joe.
27:46Should we stop him?
27:49I remember!
27:50I remember!
27:50I remember!
27:51Why don't we wait a while?
27:52Teach him a lesson.
27:54Know what I mean?
27:56I remember!
28:03I remember!
28:07I remember!
28:08I remember!
28:10I remember!
28:12I remember!
28:14I remember!
28:15Charlie!
28:17Charlie!
28:18Charlie!
28:20Charlie!
28:21Charlie!
28:22Charlie!
28:22Charlie!
28:24Charlie!
28:24Charlie!
28:39Charlie?
28:50He's been like this for an hour.
28:52We worked hard to get his memory back, and now he won't say a word?
28:55And my mother?
28:57I understand.
29:00And Billy, aren't we looking for him?
29:03Listen, I looked everywhere. He must have took off.
29:07He didn't say anything? Not one word? Even to me?
29:12Uh, no. Why?
29:15Something between you two?
29:17What? No.
29:19Hmm.
29:21Normally you'd at least say something if your teammate's with someone.
29:24Hmm.
29:25Well, folks disappear every day.
29:28Like you this morning.
29:30Hey, you know I was worried about you.
29:31Spare me some paternalistic lecture.
29:35Okay, first of all, first of all, it's a...
29:37It's... Hey, it's not a paternalistic thing.
29:39And it's not about lecturing you.
29:43It's a...
29:45It's an apology.
29:46Jay, I wouldn't have been worried if I'd been with you.
29:51As a teammate.
29:53If I'd have listened.
29:56You saved our skins.
29:59Once again.
30:06I want to tell you something else.
30:12Look, Luis.
30:13I'm your dad.
30:17I'm your dad.
30:18All right.
30:19My dad.
30:19Oh, my dad.
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