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00:02The first time we met, she said that reading was going to save me.
00:06So, I grabbed the book and started looking for the nail file stashed inside.
00:12That made her laugh.
00:16Anyway, she was wrong.
00:17It wasn't reading that saved me.
00:20It was her.
00:25And we kissed on the mouth.
00:27Joe.
00:28And used our tongues.
00:29Enough.
00:29We get the picture.
00:33You didn't bet on the right horse.
00:36Luke just isn't cut out for adventure.
00:38I don't know why, but he's always been a nervous Nelly.
00:42Trust me, I'm going to find your mom.
00:44When I saw her in that stagecoach, I remembered everything.
00:47And now, suddenly, you're here.
00:49My kid.
00:50I can't be your kid.
00:51I can't be the kid of a...
00:53Dalton?
00:55Louise Dalton.
00:56That's pretty.
00:58Plus, we look alike, like two peas in a pod.
01:00Not even close.
01:01Well, you're wrong.
01:01First off, we're the same height.
01:03And then she rides off when I'm trying to talk to her.
01:05Great.
01:05No respect at all.
01:07Just like a Dalton.
01:08I like it.
01:10Don't you have anything you want to say?
01:14Being the quickest draw in the West isn't a problem for you, but when it comes to talking,
01:17you're quiet.
01:18That's why you get all weird when I talk about my mom.
01:20You used to know her.
01:22Joe's your sworn enemy since forever, so of course you knew.
01:24And you said nothing?
01:33She can really hold a grudge.
01:35But she's right.
01:36You don't say much.
01:36You say too much.
01:38Nothing proves that you're her father.
01:39Everything lines up gatewise.
01:41Want me to draw you a picture?
01:42Well, same for me.
01:45Never mind.
01:46Just forget it.
01:47I can't.
01:48You just said it.
01:49You really think you're her father?
01:54Hang on.
01:56When I met Charlie, she was heartbroken.
02:00She had been dumped by her real dirtbag.
02:03Damn it!
02:05You're the guy before me!
02:06Hey, I'm not the guy before you.
02:10You're the guy after me.
02:11You were a rough draft.
02:13And you were just a consolation prize.
02:23Hey!
02:24I don't know what kind of problem you two have,
02:26but we have things to do now.
02:27Like find my mother.
02:31We're not very far from where your mother's hiding.
02:34And Papa, how does he know this?
02:36Well, it's because this medallion isn't just a medallion.
02:38It's also a smuggler's eye.
02:39And you use it to find a hideout.
02:44She was using it when I was buffaloed.
02:48Okay, let's go, desperados!
02:50Let's go!
02:50Let's go!
02:58Let's go!
03:03Let's go!
03:16Let's go!
03:18okay what's this hideout it's an abandoned mine where i used to hide cash and guns
03:24i gave this side to charlie so we could meet up after i got out discreetly if you know what
03:28i
03:28mean doesn't matter if she's here we'll find her right away this area is completely deserted
03:39my mother should have given you vocabulary lessons because you don't know what deserted
03:43means if charlie's still hiding here your kidnappers must be close we'll have to play it incognito hands
03:49in the air i'm not sure that's going to help us be incognito i said hands in the air
03:57that's good
04:02calamity jane calamity jane it's calamity jane you're calamity jane
04:08she have a lipstick or something worse she's a fan excuse me mrs jane but
04:13no no no don't you dare come near me and don't you call me missus
04:18missus was my mother that's not even true she was a hooker
04:22i'm so thrilled to get to meet you in person i read your memoir at least 350 times it's a
04:29good
04:29thing you're here because my mother was kidnapped no yes really yes i swear for real of course for
04:34real i don't give a rat's ass i'm sorry louise i should have told you that she was in a
04:40hurry
04:42i'm in a hurry kids telling the truth her mom was kidnapped but what i said is also true
04:48i don't give a rat's ass i want the reward the reward the loot the dough the moolah you're a
04:54hunter looking for a reward not a the best manhunter there is i took down all your wanted posters to
04:59be
04:59the only one on your trail too bad for the others
05:15have you been able to message governor zee yes i said we were currently actively following the
05:20girls trail but unfortunately we were mutually unsuccessful well you outdid yourself with
05:23the adverb start it's more expensive but it's more professional
05:27ah oh it's going beep beep
05:46so what does she say
05:52she says to kill you lieutenant
05:56so i guess you got promoted yeah now it's just the two of us yeah and that's something that's
06:01really going to motivate us she's diabolical isn't she huh yeah yeah
06:11at first i was just following the girl what a trailblazer no less than 23 armed robberies just
06:16last week you robbed more than 20 people before finding me i had a gun and no time to waste
06:20now
06:21that's my girl this was the easiest track of my life this idiot would leave a note each time with
06:26her name and address no way that's my girl it was for the greater good convenient excuse and then
06:31after that well it's just like reading one of those photo books boot theft hat theft school
06:38transport theft i didn't see the cart behind the mule kidnapping or the kids in the cart horse
06:43theft that one's from billy and it goes on and on like that until you guys team up and that's
06:49when
06:50i mean all hell breaks loose jailbreak bank robbery bffs with the daltons you've completely gone over to
06:57the dark side yeah okay i know what you're gonna say but i did it for the greater good oh
07:01come on jane you know me well you know me too the mula comes first i don't understand you calamity
07:08you're a legend of the wild west there's a woman in distress saving her as a noble cause
07:14listen to your heart
07:23what if he could get you more money ah now we're talking
07:35okay come with us while we look for her mother with joe in the picture things are bound to go
07:39sideways the reward money will go up once we find charlie and she's somewhere safe you turn us in
07:44you get a mark up on top deal get a mark up on top and you say i'm vulgar okay
07:53but if you try to
07:54trick me i'll shoot you dead
08:21so much for going incognito
08:24we can just stay cognito i got the fever it's called gold fever
08:29did you find gold did you find gold did you find gold
08:35look in here and tell me if you see any
08:39i gotta go dig i think i should go dig
08:48okay we go in the mine and we look for my mom you're not going anywhere i'm keeping her as
08:54collateral
08:56don't worry we'll be back soon don't even try
08:59i'm not trying i'm just talking to you
09:00really because now you have something to say
09:07yeah she's a sharpshooter too
09:20so you see if you squint really hard and look at the scales on the fish you can see the
09:25layout of the mine
09:26that's crazy can you pick your teeth with it
09:29ha very funny although you're right you can pick your teeth with it because if you pull this little knob
09:40i'm warning you if you dare shoot me in the head you're a dead man
09:44okay i think we should all just calm down here
09:47right we'd like to speak to the person in charge
09:50so who's the owner i'm the owner i'm the owner i'm the owner i'm the owner i'm the owner
09:55they can't even agree on that i've had enough
09:57no one's gonna sneak inside our mine again bunch of thieves
10:02hang on did you really see someone sneak inside like a
10:04a sneaker lurker lurker
10:07or a lady lurker
10:09how do you know that
10:11i just saw a shadow
10:12she dropped one for boots
10:15it doesn't matter anyway no one's going through
10:17we're on patrol 24 7
10:20and we shoot to kill
10:24what size was the boot
10:29so she's in there and we can't go in
10:31don't worry we'll charge in guns blazing end of story
10:34yeah except we're not doing that
10:36it's full of saltpeter in there
10:38potassium nitrate
10:40saltpeter
10:40yeah potassium nitrate
10:42it'll explode if we start shooting
10:44okay so we're gonna pop them delicately
10:46two slugs in each head no straight bullets
10:48no we're not gonna kill anybody here
10:50who talked about killing
10:50you did
10:51when
10:51just now
10:52i said no gun so it doesn't matter
10:54you shouldn't try to go in there
10:57that mine drives people crazy
11:26it's our friend from the mine
11:32that's bow
11:32he's my husband
11:35he's gone crazy like all the others
11:40all this is my fault
11:43what do you mean
11:44we dreamt of adventure
11:47and one day bow was approached by a promoter
11:50who had an incredible opportunity
11:51this abandoned mine right here
11:53which was full of gold
11:55i said it's our dream come true
11:57and we came here
11:59what suckers
12:02please continue
12:03after six months of digging for nothing
12:05bow was at the end of his rope
12:08and he found his first golden nugget
12:11he was overjoyed
12:13so of course he went to the saloon
12:15i suppose a week later you had all the neighborhood prospectors on your property
12:19it's the west
12:22but he stood strong and kept a tunnel for himself
12:24and the sheriff
12:25did he do something
12:26yep
12:26he bought a pickaxe
12:28they've really all gone crazy
12:30crazy but rich
12:31not even
12:32since the rush a month ago
12:33only five nuggets were found
12:35and none by my husband
12:36okay so we're dealing with a prize sucker
12:40what
12:41come on
12:43that's a lot of coffee
12:44yeah
12:45that's what everybody lives on here
12:47to keep going
12:55okay
12:56we need to find a way to get into that mine
12:59i never thought i'd enjoy watching you two struggle this much
13:08i'm not working with lucky luke
13:10you think it doesn't suck for me to have you here
13:12well it super sucks for me
13:13yeah well it double super sucks for me
13:15hey if there was a contest to determine for who it sucks the most
13:17i win first prize and you'd come in so far behind me
13:20you want to bet
13:20stop you two
13:22you're gonna work together because i said so
13:23plus i'm holding all the guns
13:24let's get into that
13:27you're gonna work together
13:28you're gonna work together
13:37you're gonna work together
14:16I'm finished, yeah.
14:20Because you have six bullets.
14:23And I've got seven guns.
14:29I'm gonna find your mother.
14:31And then I'll steal a ring.
14:33I'll force a pastor and marry us, and we can be a family.
14:37You're so annoying.
14:38You're so annoying.
14:40Papa.
14:41Hmm?
14:51Canvas.
14:52Mm-hmm?
14:52Just sneak into the mine.
14:53It's beige.
14:54It's sturdy.
14:55We can just dress up as rocks.
14:56Wow.
14:57You're a real genius.
14:59And you wonder why I bust you every time.
15:01And every time I always escape.
15:03You got a better idea?
15:04Yeah.
15:05Negotiate.
15:06Maybe try to talk some sense into them.
15:08Explain how they could kill each other, and that their lust for gold will leave nowhere.
15:11Yeah, and we can braid our hair while drinking coffee, too.
15:16A coffee.
15:19I don't know what idea you just had, but it's mine for the record.
15:23You're putting perfume in the coffee?
15:24It's chloroform.
15:26We'll serve them some coffee to knock them out.
15:29Not bad.
15:30Just empty the bottle.
15:32Well, I don't want to kill them.
15:33Wow.
15:33You really have changed, Luke.
15:34You're scared of putting too much chloroform, of shooting people, of talking to Louise.
15:39I bet you're scared of finding Charlie.
15:41Because she's the only woman you've ever really loved.
15:44Would you just shut up?
15:45Oh, you should see your expression.
15:47That's gold right there.
15:48Gold?
15:48Gold?
15:50Where's the gold?
15:50Did you find gold?
15:53No.
15:57But we have coffee.
15:59Who wants coffee?
16:02His face lit up with a smile because calamity had just saved his life by giving him hope once again.
16:08Why are you reading that?
16:09Chapter 26, when you helped that marshal recoup his weapons in Abilene.
16:14And you think that book's going to make me want to find your mother?
16:17I think you need a reminder, calamity.
16:18You've lost faith in yourself.
16:21Tell me what happened.
16:22Did someone break your heart?
16:23Did a bloodthirsty gunslinger shoot your friend?
16:25What are you talking about?
16:26The only problem I have is that lousy book's not making money anymore.
16:32It's not lousy.
16:33It's your biography.
16:34No.
16:34It's an inventography.
16:36I didn't do any of that.
16:38You understand?
16:38It's all lies.
16:40What?
16:41I mean, except for the part where I learned to speak bison and I've become queen of the herd.
16:46That's my favorite passage.
16:47Are you stupid or what?
16:49I just told you it was all made up.
16:50Everything.
16:51It's all a bunch of hogwash for silly girls who dream of a life of adventure.
16:55This is unbelievable.
16:58And to think I always dreamt of meeting you.
17:03Now I wish I never met you at all!
17:17Wait, why is it so quiet?
17:35Charlie!
17:39Charlie!
17:42Charlie!
17:45Charlie!
17:46Charlie!
17:50Charlie!
17:52Charlie!
17:53Well, that's her name.
18:07Charlie!
18:08Charlie!
18:09Charlie!
18:14Charlie!
18:26Ah, what is this?
18:34This looks like gold!
18:36Gold?
18:37Gold?
18:38Gold?
18:39Gold?
18:40Gold?
18:41Hey, what are you two doing here?
18:43We just wanted to know if you take sugar in your coffee!
18:45Get out!
18:46Get out!
18:47Hurry up!
18:48Keep going!
18:54Thanks a lot, Jane.
18:55You were a big help.
18:56What?
18:57I came, I saw, I profited.
19:00What's going on?
19:01Did someone find gold?
19:03Yes.
19:04But it wasn't me.
19:09Hey.
19:09Hey.
19:10Hey.
19:10You'll be me next time.
19:10You'll see.
19:13Bao, it's okay.
19:15Bao!
19:31Come on.
19:32Come on, there has to be another way to get into that mine.
19:33What?
19:47Hey.
19:48What are you doing?
19:49What are you doing there?
19:52My mom was taken because of this conspiracy
19:57And because of a
19:59Don't, it's important
20:01Yeah, but there's more important
20:03I'm going to play poker in the saloon tent
20:05Come on, I'll teach you
20:06No, you don't need me there
20:07Sure I do
20:08You're my hostage and my good luck charm
20:10Come on, let's go
20:18C-L-D-T
20:21C-L-D-T-L-M-Q-P-C
20:25Hey, your mom left and she's living her best life, okay?
20:30And that bunch of letters, those have got to be initials
20:33Either names of saloons or guys
20:35That's bullshit
20:35Life's everyone for themselves, that's how it is
20:37It's like that because of people like you
20:39Don't you mean like us?
20:41You think I don't know what you did, for the greater good?
20:43You married Billy and broke his little heart, all that for a horse?
20:47Even I wouldn't have stooped so low
20:51Call
20:56Yeah, I screwed up with Billy
20:58I used him and I hate myself for it
21:01But I'm young and mistakes are normal
21:03You, you're the one who's given up
21:06But thanks, because now I know who I never ever want to be like
21:09Damn it, don't you think I had dreams of my own?
21:11You think I didn't want to be someone better
21:15Life beats you up, okay?
21:18So you toughen up
21:22And the tougher you get, the more you protect yourself
21:27Then one day you realize that you lost yourself along the way
21:32You look around and you're in a saloon tent
21:34Gambling your life away
21:37Always lying
21:41Always pretending to have a good hand
21:47You think it's too late for me, Louise?
22:00Damn sure took you long enough
22:01Bam
22:03Royal straight flush
22:09Today's lesson is
22:11In the West
22:12Tears are either because you got sand in your eyes
22:15Or because you're being played
22:19Hey, cheers
22:45Wait, on top of that you're a cheater at cards?
22:47Today's second lesson is
22:49In the West
22:51If someone wears sleeves, it's not because they're cold
22:54It's to hide the cards
22:58Well, I can play this game too
23:04Spit that gold nugget out now
23:05Find my mom or I'll swallow it
23:09In your book, it doesn't mention that I kill kids
23:14But it really should say so
23:15Because I can
23:19That's enough, Jane
23:22You spit that out
23:26Now
23:32Only five nuggets were found
23:39It's all my fault
23:42Do you see that?
23:47It doesn't look like a nugget
23:49It looks like melted gold
23:50Yeah, and look what didn't melt
23:58Here
23:59Enjoy
24:02You go see Sarah
24:03I'll get Bao
24:08It's still gold
24:18Sarah
24:19They said something happened to you?
24:21Yeah, something happened, all right
24:23She found a gold vein
24:25Around her neck
24:29That necklace
24:30Was a gift from your husband
24:33A gift you sacrificed
24:36In this photo
24:37There are ten gold beads on your necklace
24:40And now only half of them are left
24:47I don't understand
24:51I melted them down
24:54Little by little
24:55To make them into nuggets
24:59I couldn't stand to see you spend your days digging for nothing
25:02You were so unhappy
25:10Even when it comes to finding fake nuggets
25:12I'm useless
25:15Of course you're not
25:16I don't care about the gold
25:18I only did this for you
25:22And I was staying for you
25:25Because you wanted adventure
25:28My adventure is being with you
25:35I love you
25:38I was so scared
25:41I was so scared to tell you
25:46At the end of the day
25:48The only real treasure in this mine is love
25:51Romance
25:54What? Love? Like romance?
25:56What?
25:56What the heck is love?
25:57That's the treasure?
25:58So the treasure's romance?
26:00What a load of bullshit
26:02Wait, she said there's no gold in there?
26:06Hey, guys
26:07There's no gold
26:08There's no gold
26:09What do you mean there's no gold?
26:10Everyone catch up
26:30You ready?
26:33Let's go
26:35Let's find Charlie
26:36I don't think so
26:44I've had enough of your bullshit
26:47I'm turning you in
26:48You can't
26:49We're so close to our goal
26:51The only thing I want to get close to is my bounty
26:53Are you kidding?
26:55Huh?
26:57Oh, shit
26:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
27:03Excuse me, sirs
27:04I need your help, please
27:05I was taken hostage by Calamity Jane
27:07While trying to find my mother
27:08Her name is Charlie Willow
27:10She's a teacher
27:11And she's stuck in that mine
27:14It would be our pleasure to help you, miss
27:20Truly
27:27What do you want with my mom, anyway?
27:29Just shut up and walk
27:44What was that?
27:49Charlie?
27:58Luke?
28:00Mama!
28:06Louise!
28:08Mama!
28:11What are you doing here?
28:13Stay where you are
28:15Or we'll shoot the kid
28:19We've been looking for you for ten days
28:21Ever since this idiot and his brothers attacked the stagecoach
28:24Watch it
28:25And now, Mrs. Willow
28:26We'll hand you over to you-know-who
28:43Saltpeter
28:44It'll explode if we start shooting
28:55Charlie, don't
28:59Don't shoot!
29:00There's saltpeter everywhere
29:02I know
29:11I love you
29:12No!
29:14No!
29:15No!
29:25No!
29:26No!
29:27No!
29:31No!
29:32No!
29:35No!
29:37No!
29:37No!
29:39No!
29:41No!
29:42No!
29:42No!
29:43No!
29:44No!
31:19Moving on?
31:20Yep.
31:22I think that about does it for me.
31:27The adventure is over.
31:28The adventure is over.
32:17The adventure is over.
32:24The adventure is over.
32:35The adventure is over.
32:39The adventure is over.
33:03The adventure is over.
33:03The adventure is over.
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