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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to-
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi, one iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:32Uh...
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Tell me!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:50What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I am.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max!
00:04:49Aurelius!
00:04:49Eva!
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:02So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17You guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Uh, I think we got it.
00:06:44Oh, I need some photos of us together too
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:51And have a happy family
00:06:52Yeah, of course
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom
00:07:05From my family to you
00:07:15Bad news, boss
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:18To be your fake wife
00:07:19Bailed last minute
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever
00:07:29It doesn't matter
00:07:31I've got what I need
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it
00:07:36I already found someone
00:07:42Okay, well
00:07:44I think it's time for us to go
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:52In this fake it to your family plan
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:07:57It'll make it more believable
00:08:01Fine
00:08:02Yeah, fine
00:08:03Okay
00:08:04You can come
00:08:12Let's go
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam
00:08:30Is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:40She does kind of look like him
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents
00:08:47We will say they're from you
00:08:50Here, let me get this
00:08:53I'm gonna love you, Max
00:08:56Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married
00:09:01We should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05In front of them
00:09:07Okay
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not
00:09:12And absolutely no
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:15Yes
00:09:16Strictly business
00:09:19Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:29Getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:32Let's go
00:09:39Here
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman
00:09:47And this isn't a real relationship
00:09:48And I don't want your money
00:09:52Attention shoppers
00:09:53All bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5550% off pies
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:58Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind
00:10:01Hurry up and go
00:10:02Go, what are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there
00:10:07Hi
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah, just these things
00:10:09Okay, great
00:10:10We have a holiday special today
00:10:12Spend $500
00:10:14Get 10% off
00:10:15And you are just short
00:10:16$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:18Oh, great
00:10:19Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here, relax
00:10:26Yeah, yeah
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick
00:10:31Okay, thank you
00:10:35Hurry up and pay
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:40You can wait your turn
00:10:45Thank you
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:55Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, not the pies
00:10:56Not the pies
00:10:57You can just set those on top
00:11:03Hi guys
00:11:05I'm gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:10Thank you
00:11:11Of course
00:11:12Thank you so much
00:11:14Of course, I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:15Thank you
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:11:20Just to give it away
00:11:21Yeah
00:11:21Thank you
00:11:23Merry Christmas
00:11:24Merry Christmas
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can
00:11:38We should go
00:11:39We gotta pick up paper
00:11:43Watch out
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up
00:12:07Oh sorry, I was just in character, wife
00:12:09You...
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas
00:12:17And don't be late
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of
00:12:35Not that I'm judging
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight
00:12:38Or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:43For Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54So
00:12:55It's perfect
00:13:00Oh, and uh
00:13:01Wear something nice
00:13:02For Christmas dinner
00:13:03Don't worry
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:10Too much
00:13:31Let's go, Sam
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water
00:13:36And you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:37And it's not yours
00:13:40It's my daughter's
00:13:42Daughter's?
00:13:43Give me a DNA test
00:13:45For that little girl that he's with
00:14:01Hey, there they are
00:14:02Hey, hi, hi
00:14:04Nice to meet you
00:14:05Aw
00:14:06Dad
00:14:07So much you made it
00:14:08Aw
00:14:09Missed you
00:14:10So
00:14:11Where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus bailed
00:14:17Good, good, good
00:14:20So
00:14:20Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:25Aw
00:14:26It's probably just some story she cooked up
00:14:28To stop people talking
00:14:29Poor thing
00:14:30Not surprising
00:14:32I mean
00:14:32She's 30
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age
00:14:35You become undateable
00:14:36Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:46Auntie Pamela
00:14:47Debbie
00:14:48My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
00:14:51We're only worried about you
00:14:53All these years without a husband
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten
00:15:01And look what happened
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock
00:15:04Raising a kid all alone
00:15:06I'm not alone
00:15:07Mm-hmm
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager
00:15:15Manager
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:18Trash
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva
00:15:26Actually
00:15:30He's right here
00:15:33Oh, wow
00:15:36Wow
00:15:36He is really good looking
00:15:39Ah, must be AI
00:15:41Mm-hmm
00:15:42Congratulations, Eva
00:15:44On your Photoshop skills
00:15:45Fake
00:15:46That's enough
00:15:47She's our daughter
00:15:48And your niece
00:15:49Show some respect
00:15:51Remember last year
00:15:52When I introduced you
00:15:54To my husband's nephew, William
00:15:56And you turned him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year
00:16:05That's half a million
00:16:07Half a million
00:16:08Girls are lining up for him
00:16:10All the way to New York
00:16:12And speak of the devil
00:16:17Willie, you made it
00:16:30There you are
00:16:31Oh, look at you now
00:16:33Living the dream
00:16:35Oh, just think, Eva
00:16:37Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:40Had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:45Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is
00:16:49It's pretty serious
00:16:51Wow
00:16:52You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:17:01Ah, a bullet dodged, Willie
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
00:17:07That's right
00:17:09Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:11With my Christmas bonus
00:17:13Women love a man in red
00:17:15Sexy, like Santa Claus
00:17:18When I sit on my lap
00:17:20Don't touch me
00:17:21Oh, so entitled
00:17:23Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste
00:17:27And yet, for some reason
00:17:29He's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:32I mean, look at that car
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:39With all my Harrison Group money
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:43And marry me instead
00:17:45I wouldn't marry you
00:17:47If you were the last man on Earth
00:17:53My mom would never marry
00:17:55She already has a husband
00:17:56And he's gonna kick your butt
00:18:01Is that so?
00:18:03Well then, where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No
00:18:11Just like I thought
00:18:13Telling lies just like Mommy
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list
00:18:19And let me show you
00:18:20What happens in naughty children
00:18:25Hey
00:18:25Mommy
00:18:26Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands
00:18:29Oh my god
00:18:30I'm gonna take her in
00:18:31And get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on, honey
00:18:33Let's go
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that?
00:18:46When I'm having such a good time
00:18:48Let me go
00:19:03Touch my wife again
00:19:05And I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:10Max, you came
00:19:12Sorry, sweetie
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter
00:19:20Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:24Well, well, well
00:19:25If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about
00:19:29That's right
00:19:32Now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:36Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you
00:19:39I'm Max
00:19:40Eva told us all about you
00:19:42From New York
00:19:43Polite
00:19:44Handsome
00:19:44Just like she said
00:19:47Wow
00:19:48He was an AI
00:19:49See?
00:19:50He's real
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be
00:19:55Son of a bitch
00:19:56You just ruined my suit
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that
00:20:00That pristine automobile
00:20:02That car, oh my god
00:20:05That's worth more than a house
00:20:07That car
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it
00:20:13Wait
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:26You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:32Jesus
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know
00:20:37Enough, please
00:20:40I trust my daughter
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal
00:20:45Max, be honest with me
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50I just did one flight
00:20:51I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes
00:20:55Son
00:20:57You need a breath, man
00:21:00All right, that's it
00:21:01I'm calling the cops
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you
00:21:04Wait
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:09Oh, well
00:21:11Too late
00:21:18Listen, hon
00:21:19I believe you
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:24Mr. Smith
00:21:25Don't worry, it's my car
00:21:27Okay, it's not stolen
00:21:28Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours, then prove it
00:21:31Thank you
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:34Enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:21:36Okay
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:38But then you have to get lost
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:48Loser
00:21:48Say one more word
00:21:50And I'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:54Jesus
00:21:54Maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:57It's kind of sexy, though
00:22:00Here
00:22:01Title and proof of ownership
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play along
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie
00:22:24Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:26Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:28Yes, sir
00:22:29I'm so sorry, sir
00:22:31I
00:22:32Please accept my serious apologies
00:22:34Please
00:22:45Oh, that William
00:22:46What a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eva
00:22:57No, we were just looking out for you
00:22:59Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:04Soon
00:23:04Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:22Abigail, come on, talk to her for us
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy for your best life
00:23:36My new son-in-law
00:23:38Come on, guys, let's go in
00:23:40Welcome to the family
00:23:45Welcome
00:23:49This is your fault, Pam
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality
00:23:55My fault
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes, it's the season of giving
00:24:26He knows people
00:24:28Has connections
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:36Oh my God, just don't blow your cover
00:24:39Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:41Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:24:44Oh, honey
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking
00:24:51And I think they get it, huh?
00:24:56How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine
00:24:58One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:06Great
00:25:07See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:13Okay
00:25:14Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax
00:25:20It was just a hug
00:25:23Ugh
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:25:27You'll be okay
00:25:28It's just one week
00:25:30Kill me now
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:44I don't know, something just falls off
00:25:47That's ridiculous
00:25:48I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:51Make him promise to prove him?
00:25:53Something like this
00:25:55Later
00:25:58Let's go
00:26:27Here we go
00:26:30Oh, no
00:26:30Mom's testing him
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:35And you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow
00:26:40Oh, Eva, sweetie
00:26:43Kicking my foot
00:26:44Oh, sorry, Mom
00:26:45I...
00:26:45Oh, jeez
00:26:47Come on, what's your...
00:26:48It's okay
00:26:49Look, Mom, of course he knows it
00:26:51And I would like to hear Max say it
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind
00:27:11Well, of course
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good
00:27:18But something still falls off
00:27:19Mom
00:27:20Don't make it weird
00:27:21Okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:25And we eloped
00:27:26Before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:28But our marriage is real
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:34Uh, now those are quality
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for
00:27:59Silly face
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:07It's blousers
00:28:08It's nice
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith
00:28:14There is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William
00:28:19I'll bring to that
00:28:20I agree with you there
00:28:22So, come on, guys
00:28:23Let's eat
00:28:24Come on
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper
00:28:43Nice and festive for you
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey
00:28:48Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight
00:28:51Oh, honey
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:59Something about water conservation
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal
00:29:07Just shower together
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together
00:29:15Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You hurt
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:29:50Come on
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time
00:29:51You have 15 minutes
00:29:52Nice try
00:29:53I am not showering with you
00:29:55Alright, sleep yourself
00:29:56More room for me in there
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first
00:30:15Come on, Max
00:30:17Get out of the way
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey
00:30:23Relax
00:30:24I won't touch you
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to
00:30:30But that'll cost extra
00:30:40And your dreams
00:30:43Free to join me
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left
00:31:08You wish
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10You pray you'll fall for me
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True
00:31:29Holy shit
00:31:34This is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:38I'll say
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby
00:31:47I don't think I want you
00:31:53Max, I shut it up
00:31:57Or maybe we should
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser
00:32:01Why does this feel so
00:32:05Familiar?
00:32:10Wow
00:32:11We're so
00:32:12Sexy
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any
00:32:26It's not you, Max
00:32:27It's us
00:32:28It's this
00:32:29This is all an act
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:33You're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:36I just don't mean to be sorry
00:32:46That birthmark
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him
00:32:56The man from New Year's
00:32:57Is he
00:32:58Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh my God
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah
00:33:12I just
00:33:13I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17Alone
00:33:20Of course
00:33:23We have a daughter together
00:33:25Oh my God
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm going to sleep on the floor
00:33:35You can take the bed
00:33:38Thanks
00:33:40Hey
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:47So if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I want to help
00:33:52He's Piper's father
00:33:54He has a right to know
00:33:56Um
00:33:57Max
00:33:59How would you feel
00:34:01If you found out
00:34:02You had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no
00:34:09That's impossible
00:34:10I'm
00:34:10Very
00:34:11Careful
00:34:13Mostly
00:34:15I just mean
00:34:16I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17To sleep around
00:34:18Family to me
00:34:19Is a big commitment
00:34:20And
00:34:21I don't want any loose ends
00:34:22You know
00:34:24Right
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid
00:34:27Tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:30Why do you ask?
00:34:32No reason
00:34:33Just
00:34:34Just curious
00:34:35No, I feel like you're
00:34:37Going somewhere with this
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No
00:34:41Well then
00:34:42Can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:58Are you sure?
00:34:59You're just not trying to
00:35:00Break the contract
00:35:18Elon
00:35:19The truth is
00:35:20Is that I
00:35:24Go, go, go, go
00:35:26Just a second
00:35:27Come in
00:35:30Hey, hon
00:35:31Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, atta boy.
00:35:49You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm going to go get her.
00:35:53Piper!
00:35:53Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh.
00:35:59To his team gave a whistle.
00:36:01And away they all flew.
00:36:03Like the down of a thistle.
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight.
00:36:08Merry Christmas to all.
00:36:10And to all, a good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:36:29Because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:58You are Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:16I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just going to kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:24Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:31It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:52It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:15Mmm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Scrumphous.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:25Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36It says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:51Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:06Wait.
00:40:08That earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23And it's just a common earring.
00:40:24Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:45Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:53Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But not as handsome as you.
00:41:39Look at you two.
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Ava.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:56How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean all high?
00:42:03You little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:08Or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh.
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:32Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:33King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:52Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:05I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have a little napole?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:32That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:37No strays.
00:45:38Ow.
00:45:38Please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:01Piper.
00:46:03Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:10Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:18He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:20Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:34Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:51Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:07A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:40You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:56You can stop the charade.
00:47:58Okay, this is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:04Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you.
00:48:28I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:32Wait.
00:48:33No.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:40You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:45I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:48:59I insulted my own boss.
00:49:01I'm finished.
00:49:02Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:13You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam.
00:49:21Fired?
00:49:21Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:25Yes!
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:27You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:31I'll do anything.
00:49:33Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:46A family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:50Sam.
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly.
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:07Father, do something.
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:11I'm leaving.
00:50:13Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:15Father, come on, sweetie.
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:34Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:47And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss
00:50:58and that little girl.
00:51:04Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:12Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal,
00:51:15didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:22In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:35Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:56Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine
00:51:59that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:19Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment,
00:52:33and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Uh.
00:52:43No feelings, no complications.
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52Well, it's cold.
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:00I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:18Piper is...
00:53:20Piper is...
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:24Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh, my gosh.
00:53:26It's all swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:30Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:47But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:57Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:10Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:18You think it was Scar?
00:54:21Hmm.
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:26I have one, too.
00:54:29Dad.
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:33Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:36No way.
00:54:38No.
00:54:38It was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:59And how old are you?
00:55:00Six.
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:05Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:07Eva, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:12And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:16This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:22Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva.
00:55:30Okay, look.
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:40Go on.
00:55:47That must be an emergency.
00:55:49Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry.
00:55:52I'll take this.
00:55:58Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:00Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:16She's a high school dropout.
00:56:18Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:21And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:25Max.
00:56:25That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:38After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:47No, Mom, Mom.
00:56:48Listen.
00:56:49I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:56:59Oh, thank you.
00:57:02Thank you, I need that.
00:57:04Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16Did you make it?
00:57:17Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:20Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:22Just glad you're here.
00:57:26God!
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:28Wow!
00:57:29Damn, these are nice.
00:57:31Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:39Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready, ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:48We'll be back, guys.
00:57:49Walking home from our house.
00:57:51Christmas Eve!
00:57:55You never told me...
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:30I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:37Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:46No.
00:58:48I'm fine.
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:58Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage, but it's Christmas.
00:59:22You've already done so much for me.
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom.
00:59:51She partied all the time.
00:59:53And I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them.
00:59:55But I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:00Nothing personal.
01:00:03Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy.
01:00:07And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:14What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here.
01:00:24What if I already found someone special?
01:00:48Max, we can't...
01:00:51If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:00:58Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:07No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:20No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:25I don't want you.
01:01:31I don't want you.
01:01:34Oh God, you are trying to keep me insane.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:50Piper?
01:01:53She can't see me.
01:02:10Eva?
01:02:15Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:37Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still have been giving me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:02:55Let me give it to you.
01:03:37Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave
01:03:44my son alone? What? We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave
01:03:52my granddaughter with us and go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for
01:03:58his child. Piper is my daughter and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give
01:04:02her up. So you keep your money and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over
01:04:06to you. There's my beautiful wife. You okay? Look, we made it through Christmas. So I think
01:04:25it's best we go our separate ways. What are you talking about? It's over. It's not that
01:04:32hard to understand. Eva, wait. So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:48Max, it's not real. None of it was real. So this is just a goodbye. Didn't realize I
01:04:56was so disposable for you. Look, last night I let my guard down. But I'm a mother and my
01:05:06choices affect Piper. And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need. I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it. You don't get it.
01:05:33I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here? Yes. As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget you have to meet my mom. It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:30You promised. Eva, I haven't asked you for much. Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine. When?
01:06:41Two days. I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need. Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:06:52I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:58So don't give up. Okay, daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:19If you find hydrogen, they are hydrogen inside. This is true, it's true.
01:07:22It's true. Just 10 times.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today. Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:31Boss? Boss?
01:07:35lady and gentlemen i am so sorry i need to go win back my family family boss you okay
01:07:44never better go get her max
01:07:51give it your best smile ah there he is maximus darling i have some prospects for you
01:08:00nice high society girls from the city
01:08:07oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:08:17maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming you son tell me what kind of woman you want and i'll
01:08:25find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not oh i work in waste management
01:08:35and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:08:42what
01:08:55oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:02hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:09:10awesome i'll get them for you right away
01:09:13are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:19no no no i know what i want size seven
01:09:24oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:09:28come on she wants the white shoes
01:09:35ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays um here let me help you
01:09:40come on
01:09:45she seems kind
01:09:51i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:09:56how do they feel well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:10:03maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:08right away i'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient was i wrong about her
01:10:30are you gluing the heel back on well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:10:39that's just pure evil oh come on saint eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair
01:10:50i get paid commission
01:10:57i am not doing that vanessa
01:11:01see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:09i don't care if she can walk or not i'm not selling her joke
01:11:14she has to deal with people like this people who insult her all day i'm your manager
01:11:25sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:11:34did i stutter
01:11:39you don't have to fire me
01:11:43i quit
01:11:49i don't work here anymore listen don't buy the shoes they're broken spend your heart and money
01:11:57elsewhere okay you're a good person after all looks like i misjudged you i'm sorry
01:12:07why are you still here eva get out
01:12:15no you're not disabled selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:22absolutely shameful who are you i am the chairwoman of the harrison group and the owner of the store
01:12:32you're eleanor harrison mother of the ceo i am and you my dear are fired
01:12:41what did i do
01:12:44you are a good person from now on this store is yours to run
01:12:53are you serious that's right
01:12:58don't be nervous child you are professional responsible far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:09you
01:13:10out
01:13:11i'll leave
01:13:15i'm leaving
01:13:19i i i feel like i'm dreaming
01:13:22no don't worry you're getting a promotion you deserve it my dear
01:13:30thank you first assignment i want that row and that row and the entire display case
01:13:40pack it all up and bring it to my house okay yeah
01:13:46once we're home i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:59she's the mother of a ceo of course she lives like this
01:14:04you
01:14:12mrs harrison i'm here with your delivery
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva?
01:14:20What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh...
01:14:24There you are, Eva!
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:33What are you talking...
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:42Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:44Stop!
01:14:45And you?
01:14:47You lied to me at the store?
01:14:49You were both just testing me?
01:14:51Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:59But I was wrong.
01:15:00Eva, please.
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:04Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:09It's not like that, dear.
01:15:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:13Mom, what did you do?
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:18We're not together.
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:29What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:31Go after her.
01:15:35Eva.
01:15:36Let me go.
01:15:37I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:39We come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care.
01:15:42I'm not pretending.
01:15:44Okay?
01:15:44I can't fake what we have.
01:15:46And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:53Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:57Max, you came.
01:15:59God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:07Just say the word.
01:16:12See?
01:16:14Stop fighting.
01:16:17We belong together.
01:16:20You're wrong.
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:26Look, I already told you.
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:31Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:35Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:40Eva.
01:16:43Eva!
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:47Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:56Ow!
01:16:57Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:00Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:02Come here.
01:17:10No, you're not fine.
01:17:12You're sad.
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31Love bug.
01:17:33You're right.
01:17:34What am I doing?
01:17:35Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:42Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:45I believe in you.
01:17:46What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:17:48I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:53Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:18:03Enough sulking.
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me.
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:16You can't abandon her.
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:31Piper is your daughter.
01:18:33What?
01:18:34See for yourself.
01:18:42I was right.
01:18:43Seven years ago.
01:18:45New Year's.
01:18:46That woman was Eva.
01:18:57Eva.
01:18:59Hey.
01:19:01Daddy.
01:19:03Daddy.
01:19:04Piper.
01:19:07I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:15You came back.
01:19:19I, uh...
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:30I, uh...
01:19:32I was scared.
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:36Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:40Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:48Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:53Mama.
01:19:54Oh.
01:19:57Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03I was scared.
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:05I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:22I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise.
01:20:28For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:32As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:45Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yeah, yes.
01:20:51Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:20:57Yes.
01:20:58Hi.
01:21:06Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:28I'm sorry!
01:21:29I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:21:29You're tired!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:36Again.
01:21:38No?
01:21:39Not funny?
01:21:40No?
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