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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:30Not anything.
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:32You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:34What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:41I need you.
01:00The center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff beats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:11Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a hat-track.
01:16What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because, I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
01:24Rosanoff scores!
01:26Hollander's really going to want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:39My moon, my man, so changeable and such a lovable end to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave on a high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:54Hot on my sleeve, not where it should be.
01:59The songs I don't care about again.
02:03My moon's my face, what day in the face?
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:18Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:21All right, and that's the freeze camera.
02:23I'm taking it easy on me.
02:26You can take it easy on me.
02:32I'm trying to get something out of the way.
02:41I haven't seen a mess.
02:44You can't.
02:45You can't.
02:45You're trying to worry.
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cuff.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:23What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:42...
03:42...
03:42...
04:02All right, Shane, you're good, you're ready to go?
04:04Yes, am I watching?
04:05Just do the same thing we're doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:07Over your shoulder.
04:09That's great, okay?
04:10Take a look through the camera, directly to the camera.
04:12Look at that Morgan, give me that pose, guys, yeah.
04:27Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a lie, it's just a lie, it's just a lie.
04:35Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a lie.
04:44Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
05:05Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a lie, it's just a lie, it's just a lie.
05:20Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a lie.
05:22Take it slow.
05:24Take it slow, take it slow, take it slow.
05:45And then, like, I don't know.
05:48I don't know.
05:48Worst player, we've never seen you.
05:50No hand, I can't work with you.
06:10Purple.
06:13Sorry, Shane, can we?
06:14Yeah, sorry, we're gonna roll now?
06:16Okay, that's right, okay.
06:18Wow, that's the stuff, that's the money, my friend.
06:20I would.
06:25You would love my best.
06:34I would love my best.
06:40I would love my best.
06:56Hey, Hayden, what great news.
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:59No, I mean a fourth kid.
07:01That's awesome, man.
07:02Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby!
07:06Emma!
07:06Slow down!
07:07I mean, she's fucking boring, right?
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:13How do you know it's Ruby?
07:14Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:19So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
07:27You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:30Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:33You ever hit that?
07:34Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag, you are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You do couple stuff, it'd be fun.
07:49Or not.
07:51I mean, she's, I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:56So, um, Jackie is this friend, right?
08:00Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:05I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay, come on, man.
08:13Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:18We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:36Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:42Um, I kind of have my hands full for the moment.
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:53Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
08:59And second.
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:03Oh, you're the worst one.
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:10That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13Narc!
09:14Narc!
09:15I'm getting him a second, me.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is the house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on earth.
09:30And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:34I'm ready.
09:35Может, ты решил, чтобы мы остались, чтобы смотреть?
09:38И не важно, что?
09:40Извини.
09:41Это такая скука, что я чуть не впал в ком.
09:46Зато он действительно красавчик, да?
09:55Ты с кем-то сейчас встречаешься?
09:59Ревнуешь?
10:01Нет.
10:02Ты же меня знаешь.
10:05То есть, ничего серьезного?
10:07Нет.
10:11Даже не с Джейн?
10:15Что?
10:16Вы уже несколько лет переписываетесь.
10:18Я думала, может быть, это что-то серьезное или что-то типа того.
10:25Ничего серьезного.
10:27Вообще.
10:30Окей.
10:32Саша передает привет.
10:33Саша передает привет.
10:44Саша передает привет.
10:45КОНЕЦ.
10:46КОНЕЦ.
10:47КОНЕЦ.
10:48a friend nice I'll be back later I won't wait up it's not like that it's just a friend so
11:00Lily's
11:01just a buddy what yeah chill out man I know you text some girl named Lily I don't okay go
11:07get laid
11:07weirdo or don't I don't care actually I hope you do you always play better after go fuck yourself
11:15oh I plan to probably more than once love a hotel room gross bye
11:48take my shoes off no you're dirty
11:57wow wow this place is great did you get this built or do you know who did
12:06Mr. Real Estate it's not what I meant I just you think we need to talk no after
12:23oh
12:35oh
12:37oh
12:38oh
12:40oh
12:40oh
12:41oh
12:41oh
12:42oh
12:42oh
12:43oh
12:43oh
12:43oh
12:43oh
12:44oh
12:45oh
12:47oh
13:00I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:09Stay?
13:12Yours tonight?
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden.
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:27No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:40Stay.
13:43Okay.
13:46Okay.
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food, per heart.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:33You want to make me tuna melt?
14:35I was going to make one for me, I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:48Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger ale cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:02Jesus Christ.
15:05You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30And probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:34Yeah, and their team sucks, too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring, too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:48What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:53I like New York.
15:55Guys, it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hit you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08Not like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:19Well, I like the hot places, too.
16:23Hot, like weather hot.
16:25Oh, OK.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:35There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:40Huh?
16:43She's old friend from Russia.
16:46Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:59Well, that's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business, selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, it's close to that.
17:25But...
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32For either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have a regular woman like that around.
17:39Do you think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42No.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm lazy, so...
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33And it's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:39Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:47But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not.
18:56I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:12It's a good mouth.
19:13Здравствуй, папа.
19:14Да, я получил твое сообщение.
19:19Я тебе ответил, папа.
19:20Мы говорили и вчера.
19:23Папа.
19:25Папа.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you alone?
19:37Is Polina there?
19:40Polina, she's your wife.
19:42Dad.
19:44Dad.
19:45Okay, calm down.
19:50I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58Come on, he's a psycho.
20:00I'll pay you for that you've been there with him.
20:02Are you still hungry?
20:18No, no, thank you. That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian?
20:32I know the word for father.
20:40He's Holy Spirit.
20:43Thank you, sir.
20:47Hello, madam.
20:51Here you go, brother.
20:52I'm not sure what happened.
20:52I don't know where the divine's going is that the light is going.
20:53The light is going, you're not going to die.
20:55I know it's going.
20:55But I'm not going to go down.
20:57That's true.
20:57I'm not going to die.
20:57I know you're not going to die.
23:18Fuck.
23:19Shane.
23:23Oh, yeah.
23:25Oh, my God.
23:55I should, uh, I should go, um, I shouldn't go.
24:03I shouldn't stay.
24:06I can't.
24:07Team meeting in the morning.
24:08I forgot.
24:09So, okay.
24:12You forgot team meeting.
24:14Thank you for the tuna melt.
24:18Um, uh, I'm sorry.
24:23I just, I can't...
24:29Olander.
24:31I just, I can't, uh, I can't do this.
24:39Olander.
24:42I'm sorry.
24:55Are we expecting someone else?
24:56Oh, no, it's just the three of us.
25:00Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
25:03Rolex really wants you there.
25:05I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
25:09Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you like your deal with Rolex.
25:15I do.
25:16Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
25:18I mean, they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training.
25:25Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
25:30All my time is scheduled.
25:31No, I just meant...
25:32I get, like, two weeks off a year.
25:33I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:35Trying to make conversation about what?
25:37Swedish politics?
25:39Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42We'll take this Chablis, please.
25:43Three glasses?
25:45Uh, I'll have a ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that.
25:47Sparkling water?
25:49Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't.
25:55Not during the season.
25:58Shane.
26:01Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:04Why, because I don't want wine?
26:05Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:10Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:15just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go.
26:26You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:32We're just the parents.
26:33You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out,
26:39and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just going to use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to...
27:26Bullshit.
27:27Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:28My buddy, Francois, the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant,
27:34and get this.
27:35JJ.
27:35The cast of the X-Squad movie
27:38they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:43You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Let's en bout?
27:46I don't know.
27:51Yes, you bitch.
27:56This is huge.
27:59Okay, guys, this one never leaves this fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meatloaf.
28:07Do you have any ginger ale?
28:09I mean, I do.
28:11But...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander.
28:16Whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shane, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry is here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:44She's so sick.
28:45No.
28:56No.
29:06See you all right?
29:08She's all right.
29:09She's right.
29:10No.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane.
29:35Wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:41Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:04I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18You getting kidnapped?
30:19All right, I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm doing
30:24right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats.
30:43No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander.
30:47Eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:55Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just
31:04having fun.
31:06Did it stop being fun?
31:09No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:13I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:22Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four in Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:13So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good at it.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:38Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:52So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
32:56Put it on my visa, put it on my visa, hey.
32:59Don't want you to go, oh, oh, get you my love, oh, oh.
33:04Take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real, hey.
33:09Blocket FM, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
33:14Boucher FM, baby, you're gonna let me go.
33:17I will be taking you home.
33:30Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
33:32You're gonna shit, man.
33:35So.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:38What's up?
33:39God.
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46It says it right there.
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:05I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:18And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
34:49wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
34:54ex-squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't
34:59they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, that!
35:10Good Rose.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14I still might talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:29and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:57All right.
36:05Let's go!
36:06Come on, let's go!
36:09Let's go!
36:10Let's go!
36:11Let's go!
36:12Let's go!
36:12Let's go!
36:15Let's go!
36:16Let's go!
36:28We'll get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
36:43But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:03We find a fucking club.
37:06Delby Bowl!
37:08I'm on it.
37:09Oh, my God.
37:32Hi, handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39I don't know, it wasn't.
37:40No.
37:41It wasn't, but you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game, too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:51I have no problem watching sweaty cars.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:56I don't know, I'm beat.
37:58Come on, I never get to dance.
38:00Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:03Come on, Miles, get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:23All of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest.
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed.
38:54They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much.
38:57Wanna fly her away, by the summer rain.
38:59Coming over my face, wash away all the shame.
39:02Better stop and stare, don't worry me.
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget.
39:10I can try to pretend, I can try to pretend, I can try to pretend.
39:51I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:35I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:50I gotta go to the bathroom.
41:32I gotta go to the bathroom.
41:57I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:28I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:53I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:06I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:13I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:15I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:21I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:22I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:22I gotta go to the bathroom.
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