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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You live on...
01:02… Youraii...
01:04You're quiet...
01:05… You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08You're in our way.
01:09You're in our way.
01:11You're Tudo Performanceidable and estuvies
01:30Let's go!
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07:26Let's go!
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sext me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:20No, you come here.
09:25You come here.
09:25It's double.
09:33Don't put it on your feet.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go
10:23Please don't go
10:26Oh my God
10:36He's okay
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you
11:23It's you
11:28It's you
11:29It's you
11:30It's right
11:50Oh God
11:52Are you?
11:54Oh God
11:56Oh God
11:57Oh
12:03What the hell
12:06Oh
12:08Oh
12:09Oh
12:12Oh
12:12Oh
12:13Oh
12:13Oh
12:22Now the beds are dead
12:25What?
12:27Shut up
12:32We'll show it now, okay
12:57you killed me wonder i'm dead that was so fucking hot
13:07weird to wait
13:10i should go
13:31so uh
13:33obviously we won't see each other during the olympics right
13:36oh right
13:39your family must be happy there in russia
13:44yes
13:45my parents are pretty psyched for me
13:47they're pissed they can't come but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game
13:55i bet uh your parents will be there right
13:58my father yes
14:00maybe my brother but who knows
14:02cool
14:04anyways i'm psyched i've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:08dreaming of what bronze medal
14:10you fucking wish dude
14:16hey uh remember when i made you come hands free
14:19go fuck yourself bro
14:21such a good drink
14:24the cab is definitely here
14:37bye
14:46welcome back to man in the crease your all-star hockey podcast for the first period we are four
14:51days into this year's winter games and there's already a contender for top story here in sochi russia
14:56what an embarrassing and promising year for the russian men's hockey team a hard pill to swallow on all mice
15:03and especially for the young phenom ilia rosanov chosen as his country's captain
15:36all in there what's up mother fucker
15:39boys
15:40holy fuck can you believe russia be nice funny
15:42be nice they fucking lost lafia
15:43did you see that game
15:44yeah it was a straight up schist show
15:46a debacle
15:47hey what did ross say about it
15:50uh i don't know
15:51nothing to me that's for sure
15:53i think he knows canada has this in the bag
15:55uh-uh
15:55it's usa this year baby we're fucking coming for you
15:58okay
15:58trust me
15:58you look great in silver vanni don't even stress
16:00oh good one
16:04does your room have that smell
16:06yes
16:06yes it does
16:08is it black mold
16:09because that's what jj thinks it is
16:11yeah he's probably right
16:12well the good news is we're not going to be here alone
16:14all right so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating or
16:16my buddy joe is in that program
16:17we're trying together
16:19would you guys uh be cool to do that i'd love to show up for him
16:22hell yeah man
16:23show up for any dude who's that brave
16:26what do you mean
16:29well i'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:32i mean
16:33it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like
16:36hey here's me
16:38russia is not safe for folks like that
16:41fucking balls of steel man
16:42but i don't expect for you
16:44you like the
17:04yeah
17:06go
17:07go
17:08go
17:08go
17:09go
17:09go
17:09go
17:10go
17:10go
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:36You need to get married.
18:38Yes, father.
18:41What do you think?
19:05Yes, father.
19:07Well, it's not so. They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame. It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to justify the hopes you showed in childhood.
19:20Now I play better than ever.
19:22Our team is damaged, the team is not playing.
19:26Playing? What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing? You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who was it to you?
19:45Your mother? She doesn't know how to do this.
19:53No, father.
19:56Mom died.
20:00You remember her?
20:03I was in your case.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go to the Gala вечera.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yeah.
20:29You ready?
20:31You are ready?
20:35You are ready.
20:36You are ready.
20:37You are ready for the military.
20:38You are ready for the military.
20:39But you are ready?
20:40What are you doing?
20:42You are ready for the military.
20:44He has to stay, he needs to rest, we have to pay for all of them in America.
20:48He has to pay for all of them.
20:49He's good, he's good for you.
20:52He's good for you.
20:53He's good for you.
20:54But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59He's good for you.
21:02He's good for you.
21:04He's good for you.
21:06You're too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when the deal is about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to her in a bar.
21:18He's got a bottle of wine.
21:21Look how she's going for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be good if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I'll have something interesting to you.
21:52Not to mention it.
21:56Ok.
21:57It's a very tough one, Sashio.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I have to say that.
22:08I have to say thank you.
22:08But you've been watching my game.
22:09I am sure you don't watch any other games.
22:10I have to say thank you.
22:11For those who have been a whole life a son of a coach for hockey, you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any significance for you.
22:25It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:42Yes, it is true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With the Travmitted Bratars, you can't go anywhere.
23:07You can see the team pretty bad.
23:11Listen, this is...
23:12This is the Vostok, and then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, not that early.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:24And they are good, but too young.
23:28And so you win the Cubs in the year before I was a fan of Satsune.
23:36Yes, thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll be perfect.
23:41You always look perfect.
23:43Yes, but you'll need to talk about it.
23:48See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How is your friend, Sasha?
24:03Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:13Guys.
24:15It's just nice.
24:18And boys?
24:20Well...
24:21You've seen French boys?
24:25Right, Elia?
24:32What?
24:33What?
24:34What?
24:36What?
24:37What?
24:38You're going to watch?
24:40What's the name?
24:43What?
24:46What?
24:49What?
24:51What?
24:52What?
24:56What?
24:58What?
25:08You're here? Seriously?
25:12It was dangerous before. It was you.
25:16If you remember me, don't you?
25:21We are children, Sasha.
25:25Yeah, it's true.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:55Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:05I'll find you.
26:06Okay.
26:07I'm happy to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop!
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh!
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49That is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously the top all-hander.
29:07Imagine that, Lamont!
29:10Woo-hoo!
29:13Woo-hoo!
29:16Woo-hoo!
29:17Woo-hoo!
29:17Woo-hoo!
29:17Woo-hoo!
29:19Woo-hoo!
29:19Woo-hoo!
29:20Woo-hoo!
29:22Woo-hoo!
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38I gave this here for free.
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
31:17Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe you ask nicely.
32:07Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Look, please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, when you have been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh,
33:19I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:24I'll be right back.
34:28I'm going to line up.
34:33I'm not going to be used for a special assistant.
34:35You're in Alaska.
34:36I'll draw the line.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
35:54Let's go to bed.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:55You're welcome.
37:08See you guys?
37:08Good.
37:08Bye.
37:08Bye.
37:09Bye.
37:12Bye.
37:20Bye.
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:35you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:39oh my god Hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:10I need
38:13what?
38:14you know
38:15tell me
38:19you
38:24I need you
39:08I need you
39:11I need you
39:11I need you
39:11I need you
39:11I need you
39:13I need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:10But I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01I'll see.
41:02Yeah.
41:30I'm coming.
41:30Okay.
41:30Let's go.
42:00Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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