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Despediste A Un Genio TecnolóGico
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00:08I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shits the hackers trying
00:13to bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:16company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:20is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's got to be a
00:30way I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:37fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:40large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the
00:45times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:58oh my god he's unlocked the IP the firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to
01:05launch a DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert
01:10hackers and you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some
01:14sort of network maintenance lag you but turns out you're a better programmer than
01:17I am how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary wait I
01:24heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a
01:27next-gen AI neural net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet
01:35just trace these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have to shut them down one
01:39by one if we want to protect the server which is gonna take some time
01:45you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
02:06you guys can go
02:26God, finally.
02:31God, finally.
02:36Oh, it's light out.
02:37Great.
02:38Pulled on lighter.
02:43You did it?
02:46You're a pro, man.
02:48Yeah, all in a night's work.
02:52All right, I'm going to get some sleep.
03:09Johnny, so who's this Eric guy anyway?
03:12I mean, his skills are off the charts.
03:15I'm not sure yet.
03:16I thought he was some network maintenance dredge.
03:18Who knew he could ward off a cyber attack like that?
03:20And with his talent, you'd think the boss would put him in a more important role.
03:23You know, I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description.
03:29Brenda, who the hell is this guy?
03:32This is William Dorsey, our boss's son.
03:36He just completed his MBA at Stanford.
03:39Mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues.
03:44Am I looking at two employees from Dorsey Tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess?
03:48I honestly can't tell.
03:49Sir, I can explain.
03:51Zip it, Johnny.
03:52You can't manage yourself, let alone your entire team.
03:54So get out of my face.
03:56You're fired.
03:59You're fired.
04:01Get out.
04:02I just did that.
04:05You know what they say about new management?
04:07There's going to be some layoffs.
04:10Time to separate the wheat from the chaff.
04:13Ha ha ha.
04:17Okay, listen up.
04:19Listen up.
04:20I'm going to need 150% every single day.
04:23None of this half-assed bullshit anymore, alright?
04:29Who does he think he is?
04:31Elon Musk?
04:34What the hell is this crap?
04:36Okay, I need zero distractions in this office.
04:39Leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once.
04:44No!
04:47That was limited edition.
04:49Oh, boo-hoo.
04:51It's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working.
04:55You're fired!
04:57Excuse me?
04:58Uh, Fernanda, see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one?
05:02Dorsey Tech might lack competent workers, but one thing it doesn't lack is money.
05:06Right?
05:06Yes, sir.
05:13And what do we have here?
05:14Sleeping on the job?
05:16Good morning, my sweet prince.
05:20Who the hell are you?
05:21Who am I?
05:22Doesn't matter.
05:23Uh, you're fired.
05:27Me?
05:27You're firing me?
05:29Yeah.
05:29Well, you're firing me.
05:30Did I stutter?
05:31No.
05:33That's not, uh...
05:35That's not what I meant.
05:37Fernanda, what does he do?
05:39Um, he works in network maintenance.
05:41What's his salary?
05:42Just about 500k a year.
05:45Oh!
05:45500k a year?
05:47All that for a simple maintenance job?
05:49What are you doing?
05:50Taking us for a ride?
05:52No, uh, look, I was...
05:54I was working all night.
05:55Can't I just take a rest?
05:57You trying to clock at a time and a half for overtime?
05:59I mean, I've heard of a quiet quitting, but this is time theft.
06:04Are you HR folks as dumb as these techies, or is this some kind of larger-scale scam?
06:09Eric and I might be dating, but I can't afford to get dragged into this.
06:13I need to break up with this loser.
06:16Um, he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary.
06:19Other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him.
06:24Fernanda.
06:28Eric Martin.
06:30You are so fucking fired.
06:32Get your shit and get out of my building.
06:41All right, then.
06:43Eric.
06:44Sir, Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack.
06:45You want to follow him out?
06:48Hey, look.
06:50Dorsey Tech is still one of the top tech companies in Silicon Valley.
06:54Don't lose your jobs for me.
07:07Okay.
07:08Yeah.
07:10Boss's orders.
07:11I won't hold it against you.
07:14It's also our one-year anniversary.
07:16Right?
07:18See you in the lobby.
07:25What was that about?
07:29Mr. Dorsey?
07:30Yeah?
07:31Are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting CEO?
07:37It's better to be feared than loved.
07:40I mean, what?
07:41You want me to show some mercy to your crook boyfriend?
07:44Is that it?
07:46No.
07:47He's not.
07:47You know, you deserve so much better.
07:50I mean, what would you prefer?
07:52An unemployed loser?
07:54We're, um, right CEO.
08:03Just a sec.
08:05Busy guy.
08:07Oh!
08:08What's up, Dad?
08:10My heart's acting up again.
08:12You'll have to take over the company for now.
08:15Also, there's an important matter you need to know about.
08:19Yeah, um, what's the important matter?
08:21We have an employee, Eric.
08:23Whatever you do, make sure to be good to him.
08:27Eric?
08:30Eric Martin.
08:34Isn't that the guy I just laid off?
08:36William, you there?
08:38Yep, uh, just a second.
08:41Do we have any other employee named Eric?
08:48This is the employee list.
08:50Yep.
08:51I was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached.
08:54He's in charge of our next-gen AI development.
08:57The company's future is in his hands.
09:00Ah, yes.
09:01Eric Martin, AI development.
09:02I see him.
09:03Eric Martin, AI development.
09:05One of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley.
09:09This the guy?
09:10Yeah, that's him.
09:11Eric Martin.
09:12There's another employee with a similar name who's always slacking on the job.
09:16Fire him when you get the chance.
09:18Don't worry, Dad.
09:19I already did.
09:20Huh.
09:21Guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all.
09:25Thatta boy.
09:25Keep it up.
09:26Once I'm feeling better, I'll come around and see how things are going.
09:30Yeah, just focus on getting better, Dad.
09:31I got this.
09:36You know, I told you that my father wouldn't pay $500,000 to some loser.
09:42So who's it going to be?
09:44Never me.
09:49What the fuck do you want?
09:51Uh, Mr. Dorsey, um, uh, you, uh...
09:55Spit it out, man.
09:56What's up?
09:56The company server just crashed.
10:00You, talk to me.
10:02It's bad, sir.
10:02The customer complaints are getting out of control.
10:04What should we do, sir?
10:05Eric saved us during the last cyber attack.
10:07So if we can just get him here, then boom.
10:10Problem solved.
10:10Fernanda, you got his number, right?
10:12Why don't you give him a call?
10:20Eric, what a dick.
10:22Forgets his tablet.
10:26Amelioration algorithm.
10:27Wait.
10:29Is this the code that fixes the server loophole?
10:33Oh, damn.
10:35This is good.
10:39Hello?
10:39Eric, the company server crashed.
10:42Get over here and help us.
10:44Mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it, you'll be generously rewarded.
10:47On my way.
10:50With Eric's codes, I can plug the loophole.
10:53Everyone will think I'm a hero.
10:59So?
11:00He said he's got it.
11:01Thank God.
11:07Well, you still need some questions?
11:11Him or me?
11:14Eric and I weren't a thing.
11:16I was just leaning him on.
11:18I'd choose you, of course.
11:20Smith.
11:21Smith, Mark.
11:28God, Fernanda was supposed to be off a half hour ago.
11:31Where is she?
11:33Screw it.
11:35I'm coming up.
11:43You fucking asshole.
11:47You fucking asshole.
11:52Stop it.
11:53You're acting like a child.
11:55As if you never saw this coming.
11:57What are you doing kissing this douchebag?
12:00Watch your mouth.
12:01I can do whatever I want.
12:03With whoever I want.
12:06You bastard.
12:08Jesus.
12:20Eric, you and me are over.
12:27Fernanda, are you serious?
12:30That pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt.
12:34Why are you doing this?
12:35Eric, I told you we're done.
12:37Why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you?
12:56Keep it.
12:57At least you'll have something to jerk off to.
12:59Oh, damn.
13:02Yeah, so, I'm Rich.
13:05I'm Hanson.
13:07And you, you're an unemployed loser.
13:10Let's go home and beat your meat, man.
13:15Fernanda, you're the reason I even stayed at Dorsach.
13:18Shut up!
13:19Who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway?
13:22We're done.
13:28You're gonna pay for this.
13:30Hold it.
13:31You're in trouble now, bitch.
13:43And you are?
13:45It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Dorsey.
13:48I'm here to report that under my guidance, our systems are back up and running normally.
13:53You're Eric Martin.
13:54I am.
13:56You can see why my father spoke so highly of you.
13:59Idiots.
13:59Do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work?
14:03Whatever.
14:03As long as the boss's son likes me, I can keep climbing the ladder.
14:08Mr. Dorsey, I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company.
14:14Right after you were fired, the system crashed.
14:18There's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge.
14:32Boss, good news.
14:34Eric Martin, that tech whiz you had on your radar, he just left Dorsey Tech.
14:38He did?
14:39Mm-hmm.
14:40It happened 10 minutes ago.
14:41He was fired by the CEO's son, William.
14:44Ha!
14:45Ah, that's hilarious.
14:46I want to see the look on that old hag Asher Dorsey's face when he realizes that the genius
14:52he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son.
14:55But Boss Hendrix Tech is just a mid-level startup.
14:59Will someone as talented as him really want to join us?
15:01We have to get him on our side by any means necessary.
15:07You have no idea how groundbreaking his work in AI modeling is.
15:13Get the car ready.
15:15I'm going to the Dorsey office, and Eric is mine.
15:25Revenge.
15:26What the hell are you talking about?
15:28Don't play dumb.
15:30The system's crashed right after you got fired.
15:33This couldn't have been a coincidence, yet you still deny it.
15:37Bullshit.
15:38You guys have always looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker.
15:42Now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked.
15:45None of you idiots have any shred of common sense.
15:49If you had a common sense, you'd have a job.
15:51I'm not going to argue with you in front of Mr. Dorsey.
15:56What the hell are you trying to do?
15:58You either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to the police station.
16:01Eric, I had no idea you were such a vengeful person.
16:05What other tricks do you have up your sleeve?
16:06Hey, better come clean now or you're going to jail.
16:11All right.
16:14What are you waiting for?
16:17Arrest me.
16:18Let's see if you have any real evidence.
16:24What are you doing, man?
16:25We don't got handcuffs.
16:28Really?
16:28Without a shred of remorse?
16:31Don't you know that Mr. Dorsey is going to make your life a living hell?
16:34Mr. Dorsey, the way I see it, you should teach this asshole a lesson.
16:40Yeah, William.
16:40A scumbag like him should never get away with this.
16:44No, no.
16:47From this day on, Eric Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey Tech and all of its industry partners.
16:58You know what this means, dude?
17:00You're now kicked out of Silicon Valley, bro.
17:05I just have one question.
17:08Does Asher, the CEO, know that I've been fired?
17:13Why should the CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you?
17:17You thought you were real hot shit, didn't you?
17:21Boys, second to the police.
17:23Yes, sir.
17:24Stop right there.
17:35There'll be no need to take him away.
17:38He's joining Hendrix Tech.
17:44He's joining Hendrix Tech.
17:46I recognize you.
17:48You're Evelyn Hendrix, CEO of Hendrix Tech.
17:54Evelyn, what are you doing here?
17:56I'm here for you, of course.
17:59I haven't seen you since college.
18:01What?
18:02A dummy like you went to college with her?
18:04So is this how Dorsey Tech treats its former employees?
18:07I would have expected better from you.
18:11Miss Hendrix, I...
18:12These are high-level conversations between company CEOs.
18:15Someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth.
18:19Miss Hendrix.
18:20This prick, Eric, has severely...
18:24I'm sorry, who are you?
18:26I...
18:27I'm, uh...
18:27Yeah, I don't really have time to listen to your javerick.
18:29Oh, my God.
18:31Okay, look.
18:31Right after I fired this imbecile, our company's server crashed.
18:34He clearly hacked into our system.
18:36His actions have had serious consequences for our company.
18:40So, yeah, man, I don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cybercriminal.
18:46Did you really not ask your father about who Eric is?
18:52Of course I asked my father.
18:54He said that Eric's some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the company.
19:01Slacker?
19:03Is that really what Asher said?
19:05Word for word.
19:07He said,
19:08Fire this loser as soon as you get the chance.
19:14Asher met with me multiple times
19:16and begged for me to come join Dorsey Tech.
19:19It doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this.
19:22Take me a break, Eric.
19:24The boss wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting someone like you.
19:29Fine.
19:30If that's how it's going to be,
19:31then there's nothing left to say to you.
19:34Or Dorsey Tech.
19:38Eric,
19:38how would you feel about coming over to Hendrix Tech?
19:46You'll be a principal shareholder
19:47and you'll also have a salary of 4 million per year.
19:51I want to make you our lead software engineer.
20:04I'm sorry,
20:05a principal shareholder?
20:064 million dollar salary?
20:09Miss Hendrix,
20:10you're giving him a lot.
20:11I mean,
20:12you're out of your damn mind.
20:13This woman's got to screw loose.
20:15You know,
20:15he was just a maintenance worker at Dorsey Tech,
20:17right?
20:17And now you want to make him a millionaire?
20:24I know you're trying to help,
20:25but I don't want the money.
20:27Then,
20:29would this sweeten the deal?
20:33Are you kidding me?
20:35This is insane!
20:36If you join Hendrix Tech,
20:38you can have anything you want.
20:42Including me.
20:46Okay,
20:46look,
20:47Miss Hendrix,
20:48you're a self-made woman,
20:49which I respect.
20:50So,
20:51for your own good,
20:51let me remind you that this loser
20:53that you've set your mind on
20:54is some dick
20:56who loves to slack on the job.
20:57My father said it himself.
21:00Okay.
21:01Alright.
21:04Wow.
21:13What's all that?
21:15See,
21:16that
21:17would be all the things
21:19your father gave me.
21:20The car,
21:22the money,
21:23my relationship.
21:25See,
21:25they're all yours now.
21:27You can tell Asher
21:28that from this day forward,
21:30I,
21:30Eric Martin,
21:31will formally be severing my ties
21:34with Dorsey Tech.
21:35Quit it with the self-pity.
21:37You didn't deserve those things
21:39to begin with.
21:40It's right that you returned them.
21:43You guys are shameless.
21:45You don't even see
21:46your employees as human beings.
21:49Miss Hendrix,
21:51I know that you and Dorsey Tech
21:52are competitors.
21:54Yes,
21:54but to be honest,
21:56right now,
21:56we're actually struggling
21:57to compete with them.
21:59Don't worry.
22:02I can help change that.
22:06I can help change that.
22:08Look at yourself,
22:09Eric.
22:10Offering to work
22:11for a smaller company.
22:13What a joke.
22:16I'm sorry,
22:17a traitor like you
22:17doesn't have the right
22:18to judge others.
22:20How dare you?
22:21The breach
22:21of the company's server
22:22has caused
22:23major damage.
22:24As the perpetrator
22:26of this attack,
22:26I demand you
22:27to issue an apology
22:28to Dorsey Tech
22:29and all of its customers.
22:31And if you don't,
22:33I'll have to press charges.
22:35Okay.
22:36Good luck with that.
22:37What are you going
22:38to do about it?
22:40You have no choice
22:41but to issue that apology.
22:43Stop threatening
22:43my employee.
22:45If you insist
22:46on escalating this,
22:47then send a demand letter
22:48to Hendrix Tech,
22:49and we'll see it
22:50as a declaration of war.
22:53Well, if war is what you want,
22:54that's what you'll get.
22:58You know what?
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