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A Girl’s Guide to Queen Bee Takedown
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00:00:08That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:29Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:35You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the
00:00:41whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50Come on.
00:00:56This can't possibly end well.
00:01:17Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:21This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:28Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aww.
00:01:33Are you going to cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:59You look like you need a hand.
00:02:02Thanks.
00:02:05You're the new girl.
00:02:06I'm Rose.
00:02:08Pleased to meet you.
00:02:09Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:11I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:02:13How wonderful.
00:02:16Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:02:19Should I be taking notes?
00:02:20Only if you want to survive.
00:02:23Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:02:28The jocks.
00:02:32And the nerds.
00:02:33I'm the nerd.
00:02:34And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:02:38And the queen bees.
00:02:40I would steer clear of them.
00:02:42Especially Sloane.
00:02:44She stings.
00:02:52Oh.
00:02:54I wouldn't dare.
00:03:00I wouldn't dare.
00:03:02Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:06I wasn't.
00:03:07Oh.
00:03:08That's Jason Gregg.
00:03:09The most popular guy in school.
00:03:11They've been, you know, dating and breaking up
00:03:14and getting back together.
00:03:14It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:03:41Oh!
00:03:42You should join the academic decathlon.
00:03:44The winner gets scholarships.
00:03:45Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:03:49Needless to say I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:03:54Oh, and that's Eric.
00:03:58He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:01He's good.
00:04:04Hey, Gabby.
00:04:05Yo.
00:04:07That's Eric.
00:04:09I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:04:13Oh yeah, you in?
00:04:13Yeah, sure.
00:04:14Sweet.
00:04:15Then I'm in.
00:04:16Awesome!
00:04:18Got a boat.
00:04:18Later, babes.
00:04:20Oh my god, oh my god.
00:04:21He just called his name.
00:04:23I think he likes you.
00:04:26Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:04:27Okay.
00:04:28Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:04:30And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:04:34And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:04:36He gets handsy.
00:04:37Hey, watch out.
00:04:43Oh my god.
00:04:44Why are you coming to be cool?
00:04:45I'm so sorry.
00:04:48It's fine.
00:04:48It's just a little blood.
00:04:50I know.
00:04:54Oh, thanks.
00:04:58Rose.
00:04:59Your jacket smells good.
00:05:05Are you the new girl?
00:05:07Yeah.
00:05:10I'm Chasen.
00:05:14Rose.
00:05:15Nice to meet you.
00:05:20Come on, Chasen.
00:05:22Home room's starting.
00:05:24Stay away from this trash.
00:05:26Might catch something.
00:05:28Look at the secondhand clothes.
00:05:31Let's go.
00:05:32Chasen, come on.
00:05:34I'll wash your jacket.
00:05:37Oh my god.
00:05:39Your jacket smells good.
00:05:41I'll wash your jacket.
00:05:42Yep.
00:05:43Kind of lame.
00:05:45Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:05:49Come on.
00:05:50Let's go.
00:06:01Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:09She's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:06:14Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:06:16I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:06:22How would you like to be addressed?
00:06:23Is it just Rose?
00:06:25Yes.
00:06:25Rose will suffice.
00:06:27How about secondhand Rose?
00:06:30That's enough.
00:06:32Grab brackets.
00:06:38Ow, ow, oh my god.
00:06:40Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:06:41Oh, what is it?
00:06:42Something's in my eye.
00:06:43I need my contact solution or something.
00:06:45Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:06:46Yes.
00:06:47Where is it?
00:06:47It's in my locker.
00:06:48Go get it.
00:06:48Over there?
00:06:49Okay.
00:06:49Go, go.
00:07:00Oh my god.
00:07:01Hey.
00:07:06What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:08I thought that, um, that'll show the bitch.
00:07:29Rose?
00:07:30Rose?
00:07:33Where are you?
00:07:37Are you showering with a boy?
00:07:42Rose?
00:07:46Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:49Jason?
00:07:50Is that you?
00:07:51Are you in there with Rose?
00:07:53Don't lie to me.
00:07:54I saw her come in here.
00:07:55What do I do?
00:08:10How is she not here?
00:08:12I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:08:38I'm so sorry.
00:08:46Ow!
00:08:47She's like, excuse you much.
00:08:53Why are you wet?
00:09:01How's your eye?
00:09:02Miraculously better.
00:09:18What exactly is going on here?
00:09:25Nothing.
00:09:26Absolutely nothing.
00:09:28But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:09:32Hmm.
00:09:35Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:09:36Chasin?
00:09:38Off limits.
00:09:39Understand?
00:09:41Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:09:44I'm not even ready for boys yet, so.
00:09:47You know what?
00:09:49A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:09:55You could almost pass as one of us.
00:09:58That's it.
00:09:59You are my new project.
00:10:02Tomorrow, my house, makeover.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:11You know what they say, right?
00:10:13Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:10:17Ugh.
00:10:21Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:10:24It's gonna be so fun.
00:10:26Well, it's more than fun.
00:10:28I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:10:30You don't have money.
00:10:32We'll win.
00:10:33I promise we'll win.
00:10:36Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:10:38You're crazy.
00:10:40Rose, what are you doing?
00:10:43We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:10:46Oh.
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:10:51Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:10:55Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:10:59Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:01Be there.
00:11:11It's okay.
00:11:12Being a queen bee is important, and it is your chance to be popular.
00:11:18It's not important to me.
00:11:20I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.
00:11:23What are you talking about?
00:11:25I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:11:30Just go.
00:11:31You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:11:33Fine.
00:11:36Whatever.
00:11:43Wow.
00:11:44You're fitting in fast.
00:11:47That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:11:52She means that as a compliment.
00:11:54Probably.
00:11:55Yeah, definitely.
00:11:57You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage.
00:12:00overnight.
00:12:01Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:04Wow.
00:12:05So modest.
00:12:06Loopset.
00:12:09Hey, good form out there.
00:12:11Thanks.
00:12:12Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom.
00:12:16I would have paid to see that.
00:12:20Oh my god.
00:12:21Ow.
00:12:21I think I pulled something.
00:12:23You okay?
00:12:24No.
00:12:26Oh god.
00:12:28Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:12:32You're not serious.
00:12:33I am.
00:12:34If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:12:45Don't worry, I'll bring him back.
00:12:48Later.
00:12:50Yeah, I'll see you.
00:12:52She's being nice.
00:12:53That's never a good sign.
00:12:57Oh my god, ew.
00:12:59Look at these losers.
00:13:00My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:03Private tutors.
00:13:04Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:08Um, no.
00:13:09She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:11She told me so herself.
00:13:13Wow.
00:13:15You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:13:21Gossip chains?
00:13:22Watch this.
00:13:34Now watch what happens.
00:13:38Ew.
00:13:45Hey, Eric.
00:13:49Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:13:51Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:13:53What?
00:13:54Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:13:56You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:01Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:19What?
00:14:19what you're audrey freaking widdersby wait what you let me sit there and open up to you like we
00:14:27were equals like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate
00:14:34who told you doesn't matter coach is looking for you yeah i'm coming gabby i'm so sorry i just
00:14:43want to end the gossip everyone thinks i hooked up with eric they're calling me take a thought
00:14:51okay i didn't start that but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:01let me make it up to you
00:15:06how give me one chance this saturday i'm studying for the decathlon skip it
00:15:13i want to show you something no one gets to see no tricks just the truth
00:15:22if you're lying i swear to god
00:15:34oh
00:15:35oh
00:15:39i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is relax it's just where i live it's not who
00:15:46i am
00:15:46you say that but i just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:15:50and you have a butler yeah okay technically my parents do but yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:21why would you ever go to hayton high
00:16:24I was lonely and I wanted to make friends and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:16:32I would trade places with you every day.
00:16:35It's not all that. Plus no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:16:43So what are you gonna do?
00:16:46I'm gonna take her down.
00:16:49How?
00:16:49You wanna know another secret? I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:16:55No way.
00:16:56No way. I could teach you.
00:16:58Girls day and a vendetta.
00:17:02And that's rich.
00:17:31She did that on purpose. She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:17:35I barely know how to hold a racket. You can ask Gabby. I missed like five in a row.
00:17:40She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:17:43It's called eye contact, Sloan. It's a basic social skill.
00:17:48She smiled when she hit me!
00:17:50I smile a lot. It's polite.
00:17:53Enough. This isn't court TV.
00:17:56Miss Smith. Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl
00:18:07in the face with a tennis ball?
00:18:10You should definitely believe that. I'm tragically unathletic.
00:18:15Liar.
00:18:16You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:18:20Fine.
00:18:24Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:18:26Consider this your strike one.
00:18:29Three strikes and you're out.
00:18:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:18:43But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:18:49Oh my god. I'm so relieved.
00:18:56So you and Eric are hanging out now? Just friends?
00:19:02Promise.
00:19:04What the fuck is your problem?
00:19:06What are you talking about?
00:19:08Why are you being such a bitch?
00:19:11Look who's talking.
00:19:13You tormented Gabby.
00:19:14You torment everyone.
00:19:16Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:19:19Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:19:21Since forever.
00:19:23I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:19:27Oh please, you loved it. You loved every second of it.
00:19:31I tolerated it.
00:19:33Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:19:37Oh honey, your halo?
00:19:39It's slipping.
00:19:40And yours was always fake.
00:19:50Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:53What did you say?
00:19:55Done this on the ground.
00:19:57Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:20:02Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:20:05Please don't.
00:20:06Yeah, no.
00:20:06Your secret's safe with me.
00:20:10Just like best friends.
00:20:13Um, okay.
00:20:16I think you swear.
00:20:19Uh, okay.
00:20:20I think you swear.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:44Awesome.
00:20:50It means it sucks.
00:20:51Oh honey, your halo?
00:20:52It's slipping.
00:20:53And yours was always fake.
00:20:57You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:01And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:05Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:21:09It means it sucks.
00:21:11Says the, uh, homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:21:15Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:21:18Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:21:22I've always been better than you.
00:21:24I was just too polite to say it.
00:21:36This is war, Rose Smith.
00:21:39Bring it on.
00:21:48You bitch!
00:22:05Hellongs!
00:22:05haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw!
00:22:18Hey!
00:22:19Hey.
00:22:21I need to ask you something,
00:22:23it's kind of impu-
00:22:25no, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:22:29What's up?
00:22:30I was hoping maybe,
00:22:33You could coach me in tennis?
00:22:36After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the hope.
00:22:39I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:22:43Cool.
00:22:44After school?
00:22:46After school.
00:22:49It's a date.
00:23:07I can't do it.
00:23:10Here, here, here.
00:23:12Like this.
00:23:14Okay?
00:23:17Like that.
00:23:18Okay?
00:23:20Mm-hmm.
00:23:20Ready?
00:23:22Okay.
00:23:27Oh!
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:31You should join the tennis team.
00:23:35You know...
00:23:39I think that's an excellent idea.
00:23:44Hey!
00:23:58You bitch.
00:24:00You won't get away with this.
00:24:13Whoops.
00:24:14Looks like laundry day came early.
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:30What the hell?
00:24:38No.
00:24:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:40You've gotta be kidding me.
00:25:00Oh my god.
00:25:02Oh my god!
00:25:04Oh my god.
00:25:06Oh my god!
00:25:26What are you doing?
00:25:27Rose Smith.
00:25:29Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:25:32Someone took my clothes.
00:25:33Strike two.
00:25:35Now, go get dressed.
00:25:44Checkmate.
00:25:50Here.
00:25:51I'll take this.
00:25:53It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:25:58I owe you one.
00:26:00Again.
00:26:01Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:02I'm reliable.
00:26:12Eric.
00:26:13Huh?
00:26:15I don't even know what that means.
00:26:16He likes you.
00:26:18He doesn't even know me.
00:26:19Some people notice more than they let on.
00:26:24Maybe.
00:26:29My lord.
00:26:30What happened to you?
00:26:30I'll explain in the car.
00:26:33Long day.
00:26:35Are you okay?
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:37Oh my god.
00:26:38There's no way that's her dad.
00:26:40Gross older guy?
00:26:41Even better.
00:26:42This is gonna ruin her.
00:26:44Ew.
00:26:45No.
00:26:55Settle down.
00:26:57Settle down, everybody.
00:26:58People.
00:26:59This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:02Remember, you're representing the school.
00:27:16Mind if I sit here?
00:27:18Uh.
00:27:19I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:27:32Hey.
00:27:33Rose.
00:27:34Saved you a seat.
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:38No, you don't.
00:27:40Jason.
00:27:42You're sitting by me.
00:27:46Sorry, Eric.
00:27:47On the way back?
00:27:48Yeah.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:49Sure.
00:28:08Booby.
00:28:09I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:11On my man's lap.
00:28:13So, seriously?
00:28:14There's no room.
00:28:16No.
00:28:18No.
00:28:21Everyone.
00:28:22I have an announcement to make.
00:28:24I'm having a party Saturday.
00:28:26And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:28:30Better show up.
00:28:40So, are you gonna go?
00:28:41I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:28:43Why not?
00:28:45I'll be going.
00:28:47Well, okay then.
00:28:49I'll go.
00:28:56Listen.
00:28:58You want Chase?
00:28:59And I want Rose.
00:29:00So...
00:29:01Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:04Exactly.
00:29:05I got a plan.
00:29:19All right.
00:29:20Here we go.
00:29:22This was a mistake.
00:29:23I don't belong here.
00:29:24Yes.
00:29:25Yes, you do.
00:29:26You're with me.
00:29:26That's my point.
00:29:28See, Eric is here.
00:29:29I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:29:31Oh.
00:29:32Come here.
00:29:34This could be a turning point.
00:29:37Just stick with me.
00:29:39Okay?
00:29:44Okay.
00:29:45Ready?
00:29:45Oh, yes.
00:29:49Oh, look.
00:29:50Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:29:54I promise.
00:29:55Okay.
00:29:57Hi.
00:29:58Hi.
00:29:59Hi.
00:30:00Hi.
00:30:01No, thank you.
00:30:01I don't drink.
00:30:03Of course you don't.
00:30:05So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:30:11Oh, my God.
00:30:13You are virgins.
00:30:14Shut up, son.
00:30:15Stop being a jerk.
00:30:16Okay.
00:30:18How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:21Truth or dare.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:30Gabby to Eric.
00:30:31Truth or dare.
00:30:34Eric, truth or dare?
00:30:36Truth.
00:30:43Oh, my God.
00:30:44Come on, Gabby.
00:30:45We don't have all night.
00:30:47What's your favorite color?
00:30:48Uh, okay.
00:30:49What kind of question is that?
00:30:51Blue?
00:30:52Virgin.
00:30:53Sloan.
00:30:55What?
00:30:56Okay.
00:30:58Ooh.
00:31:00Eric to Rose.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:03Rose.
00:31:04Truth or dare?
00:31:06Dare.
00:31:07You gotta give me a kiss.
00:31:09Wait.
00:31:10What?
00:31:11Come on, Rose.
00:31:13Rose.
00:31:14Rose.
00:31:14Rose.
00:31:15Rose.
00:31:16Rose.
00:31:17Rose.
00:31:18Rose.
00:31:19Rose.
00:31:19Rose.
00:31:28What the hell?
00:31:30Hey.
00:31:31Watch your little asshole.
00:31:32Oh, yeah.
00:31:33What are you gonna do about it?
00:31:38No, Gabby.
00:31:39No, Gabby.
00:31:39Wait.
00:31:39Let her go.
00:31:41If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:31:44Okay.
00:31:45Chasen.
00:31:46You're up.
00:31:47Truth or dare.
00:31:49Dare.
00:31:49I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:31:57Rose.
00:31:57Rose.
00:31:59Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:01What?
00:32:04I'd love to.
00:32:28I'm so sorry.
00:32:30Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:32:32Oh, my God.
00:32:34Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:32:42Shit.
00:32:43Oh.
00:32:44Oh, I'm sorry.
00:32:45I forgot.
00:32:46The door wasn't.
00:32:47I...
00:32:50I...
00:32:52Hi.
00:33:11It's so beautiful.
00:33:17It's so beautiful.
00:33:23It's so beautiful.
00:33:24What the...
00:33:28What the...
00:33:30What the...
00:33:31Oh, God.
00:33:33Oh, no...
00:33:36Oh, no, no.
00:34:01Wait, what?
00:34:03Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:34:06Gross!
00:34:09It's true.
00:34:10I've seen you together.
00:34:11He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:34:14I have photos.
00:34:17He's not her sugar daddy.
00:34:20But there is an even bigger secret.
00:34:27I know exactly who that man is.
00:34:30Harry?
00:34:38I know who that man is.
00:34:41It's her dad.
00:34:43Come on, you guys.
00:34:44Stop being so dramatic.
00:34:45Remember, Rose?
00:34:47You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:34:49Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:34:52Oh my God, shut up!
00:34:53They're lying!
00:34:56Eric?
00:34:59Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:35:04Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:35:07Eric, we're just friends.
00:35:08Let's be more than friends.
00:35:11Please, don't make this harder.
00:35:12Please, what if I want to make it harder?
00:35:13No, hey, stop!
00:35:14Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:35:17All right, guys.
00:35:18Oh, shit!
00:35:19Ah!
00:35:21Ah!
00:35:22Ah!
00:35:23What are you laughing at, loser?
00:35:25Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:35:27Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:35:28Shut up!
00:35:29She just called me and had an emergency.
00:35:32Liar, you don't even know her.
00:35:34Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:35:36No.
00:35:37She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:35:39Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:35:50She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:35:53Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:35:57Oh, my God.
00:35:59Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:01Her?
00:36:13I can't do this anymore.
00:36:14Everyone is so evil.
00:36:16They're horrible.
00:36:18Unlike you.
00:36:21Are we still up for Saturday night?
00:36:25No, forget it.
00:36:27Forget everything.
00:36:28You don't want to be seen with me.
00:36:30I know Eric was just joking.
00:36:33He's an asshole.
00:36:34But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:40He was just kidding.
00:36:42Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:46Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:36:51Come on, just say yes.
00:36:56Okay.
00:36:58Okay.
00:37:04Where I was.
00:37:05Early for my first real date.
00:37:10Hello?
00:37:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:37:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:37:15But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant,
00:37:20Shea Maurice.
00:37:227 p.m.
00:37:23Oh, okay.
00:37:25Thanks.
00:37:39Understand the assignment?
00:37:42Good.
00:37:45How?
00:37:47How?
00:38:10Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:38:21Hey Rose, small world, what are you doing here?
00:38:25I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:38:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:38:41What?
00:38:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:38:44Sure, go ahead.
00:38:49Um...
00:38:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:38:58She's a half hour late.
00:39:00Really?
00:39:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:39:12What?
00:39:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:39:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse, I know.
00:39:22But um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:39:27What?
00:39:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:39:31But, but um, I have dinner with you.
00:39:35Yeah, it's fine, be my guest.
00:39:38It's Jason.
00:39:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:39:44What's he saying?
00:39:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:39:50No.
00:39:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:20You okay?
00:40:21Yeah.
00:40:22All right.
00:40:25What?
00:40:28Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:40:33I've been so stupid.
00:40:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:40:40It's probably for the best.
00:40:41That guy's a pig.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:55It's time to bring my baby home.
00:40:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:01Yeah, sure, let's go.
00:41:22What is the last digit of the seven to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:41:29Hello?
00:41:31Hello?
00:41:33I don't care.
00:41:34Well, you will.
00:41:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:41:37And you're going to ace this.
00:41:39And oh, no.
00:41:42What now?
00:41:44Sloan posted this.
00:41:48Jason and Sloan?
00:41:49They were together last night.
00:41:52And they're going to prom together.
00:41:57But he said he liked me.
00:42:12Hey, Virgin.
00:42:14Did you hear the news?
00:42:15Jason and I are fucking.
00:42:17And we're going to prom together.
00:42:20That's a lie.
00:42:22Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:42:25Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:42:28Enough, Sloan.
00:42:30I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:42:37You're just a low-rent slut.
00:42:40Everyone knows it.
00:42:42And no one seems to care.
00:42:43And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:42:47Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:42:50Because I don't believe it.
00:42:52And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:42:56Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:43:02You take that back.
00:43:04Or what?
00:43:05Or what?
00:43:09You take that back.
00:43:11Or what?
00:43:13Bitch, fight.
00:43:15Bitch, fight.
00:43:15Bitch, fight.
00:43:17Bitch, fight.
00:43:19Bitch, fight.
00:43:20Bitch, fight.
00:43:20Bitch, fight.
00:43:21No!
00:43:23Girls!
00:43:24Girls, what's going on here?
00:43:26Ow, ow.
00:43:27Ow, my butt.
00:43:27Oh, my god.
00:43:28I think she broke my butt.
00:43:32Rose, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:43:38Third strike.
00:43:39You're out.
00:43:40Expelled.
00:43:43Now go get your things.
00:43:44But I didn't touch her.
00:43:47I didn't touch you.
00:43:48I said go.
00:43:51You heard the man go.
00:44:04And?
00:44:07Expelled.
00:44:10With the Academy Decathlon?
00:44:13We're gonna be disqualified.
00:44:16I'm so, so sorry.
00:44:18I think.
00:44:28You stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch!
00:44:31What?
00:44:32You heard me?
00:44:33You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:44:38Oh, honey.
00:44:39You were never going to college.
00:44:40You're too stupid.
00:44:42Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:44:45Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:44:54Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:44:59You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:45:08Gabby, wait.
00:45:10I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:13A lot of good that does us now.
00:45:16We're disqualified, Rose.
00:45:19You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:45:22But I tried.
00:45:23No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:45:26I don't get to go to college.
00:45:28And it's all because of you.
00:45:30But.
00:45:31You.
00:45:33And your drama.
00:45:35Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:45:45That was so hot.
00:45:49That was so hot.
00:46:11That was so hot.
00:46:12I guess.
00:46:26So, that was some..?
00:46:27See you guys.
00:46:28The knife...
00:46:30You didn't open the
00:46:32The knife there was a normal person we couldn't imagine.
00:46:40Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:46:54Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:46:57How did you find out?
00:46:59Eric told me.
00:47:00Tell me.
00:47:02Tell me!
00:47:04So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:47:10Why didn't you tell me?
00:47:12I was going to.
00:47:14But then the whole date thing happened.
00:47:17And you and Sloane happened.
00:47:20And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:47:22Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:47:27I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:47:30She drugged me.
00:47:31And the date thing was a setup.
00:47:35Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:47:39They set me up, too.
00:47:41I'm sorry.
00:47:52Why didn't you tell me?
00:47:55Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:47:57I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:48:04And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:48:11Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:48:15I'm crazy about you, too.
00:48:21You're so beautiful.
00:48:25You're so beautiful.
00:48:43You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:48:46Okay, I give up.
00:48:48You should give up.
00:48:50I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:48:52Well, you did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at herself.
00:48:58Is this what normal teens do?
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02Pretty much.
00:49:05And hang out with their butlers.
00:49:09Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:14You keep going.
00:49:22That way I didn't even go.
00:49:23You're good.
00:49:25You're good.
00:49:25Yeah.
00:49:37You're good.
00:49:48Why are you wet?
00:49:52It doesn't matter.
00:49:56I have an idea.
00:49:59What?
00:50:00Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:15You're different when you're like this.
00:50:18Like what?
00:50:20Yourself.
00:50:25I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:50:29Neither did I.
00:50:33I don't want it to end.
00:50:39It doesn't have to.
00:50:56I'm a Ferenton.
00:51:06I'm a Ferenton.
00:51:07I'm a Ferenton.
00:51:14I love you, Rose.
00:51:21I love you, too.
00:52:08I worked up an appetite.
00:52:14So, how was it?
00:52:16It was amazing.
00:52:20Hey, do I look different?
00:52:24No, you look beautiful.
00:52:34And I have something important to ask you.
00:52:37Uh-oh.
00:52:38What?
00:52:44Will you go to the prom with me?
00:52:51Will you go to the prom with me?
00:52:55Jason, I can't.
00:53:00I was expelled.
00:53:02What?
00:53:04Fuck.
00:53:05Yeah.
00:53:06And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:53:11So much for being a regular teen.
00:53:26Hey, Jason.
00:53:28Hey.
00:53:29How's Rose?
00:53:32Bummed.
00:53:33I feel awful.
00:53:35I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:39Thinking of doing something about it?
00:53:44Well, maybe.
00:53:48Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:03I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:06Yes, indeed.
00:54:07I am aware.
00:54:08But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:54:13Are we ready to leave?
00:54:17Hey, Gabby.
00:54:18Rose.
00:54:18Get over here right away.
00:54:20Something's happened to Jason.
00:54:21Wait, what?
00:54:22What happened?
00:54:27Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:54:29Something happened to Jason.
00:54:29Quick, that's it.
00:54:40Jason, where's Jason?
00:54:42Isn't that Audrey?
00:54:43Where's Jason?
00:54:44It's Audrey Rose.
00:54:45She's so beautiful.
00:54:51People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:54:58Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:55:01Oh, my God.
00:55:02Is she doing here?
00:55:03That's really Audrey Rose.
00:55:06Give me that.
00:55:08Jason.
00:55:09Jason.
00:55:09Jason.
00:55:11Hang on.
00:55:13Hang on.
00:55:13She can't be here.
00:55:15She's expelled.
00:55:17Security.
00:55:19Security.
00:55:21No.
00:55:22Give it.
00:55:24Hang on, everyone.
00:55:26Gabby.
00:55:48What the?
00:55:50No, everyone, turn it off.
00:55:51Turn off the videos.
00:55:53You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:55:56And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:00And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:04You bitch.
00:56:05Security.
00:56:06Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:56:08No.
00:56:09Please.
00:56:09No, get off me.
00:56:10Do not touch me.
00:56:11Do you know how much I am warped?
00:56:12Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15No, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:56:27First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:56:39And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:56:42This year's prom queen is...
00:56:50Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:56:53Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:57:12Congratulations.
00:57:15Hi.
00:57:18I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:57:27family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:57:32This time can be exceptionally painful, but for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:57:43Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:57:48I mean, let's face it.
00:57:49High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:57:51But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are, because every single
00:58:02one of you is special.
00:58:04And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:58:10Wait, what?
00:58:16I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:58:20She's smart, and funny, and charitable, and loyal.
00:58:25Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:58:55Want to dance?
00:58:59Get lost, asshole.
00:59:06Everyone?
00:59:08All right, all right.
00:59:09I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
00:59:16We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
00:59:28Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
00:59:31Congratulations.
00:59:32Okay.
00:59:45Yes, girl.
00:59:47Yes.
00:59:50Yes, girl.
00:59:51Yes, girl.
01:00:01And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:00:20Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
01:00:23Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my
01:00:29bestie.
01:00:31That's worth $10 million. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10.
01:00:41Oh, my God, what have you done?
01:00:47There you go. There you go, girl. Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
01:00:56She's a bitch. Yeah.
01:00:58You look like you need a hand.
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