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Till Divorce Do Us Part
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00:00:01It's such a taggy wedding.
00:00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:00:06But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:00:10If anyone here objects to this union,
00:00:13please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:00:17Stop!
00:00:19Stop the wedding!
00:00:21Stop the wedding!
00:00:22What in God's name?
00:00:23Miss Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:00:26My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:00:27I come from the High Court
00:00:28and it appears that your husband never signed his divorce papers.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:00:38Which makes her...
00:00:40Which makes you...
00:00:41Which makes me...
00:00:43Still married.
00:00:46Mother!
00:00:48That's impossible.
00:00:49He never signed the papers, miss.
00:00:54Honey, it's okay. I'm gonna fix this, okay?
00:00:57Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:01:00Oh!
00:01:16Oh!
00:01:18Rod, I'm gonna fall down.
00:01:18Oh!
00:01:19Oh!
00:01:20Oh!
00:01:20Oh!
00:01:20Oh!
00:01:23Oh!
00:01:24Ah!
00:01:25Oh!
00:01:26Get out!
00:01:28Get out of here, someone! Get her out of here, you low-rent urchin!
00:01:31I knew you weren't good enough for my George!
00:01:33I promise I can make this better, I swear!
00:01:36My perfect cousin. She always ruins everything.
00:01:40But wait! Who are you married to?
00:01:44Jack's Steel.
00:01:52What the fuck?
00:01:55Do you mind?
00:01:58Oh, sorry. Didn't realize we were being so formal.
00:02:03That's my cue.
00:02:06Thanks for the quickie, stud.
00:02:08Some things never change.
00:02:11Is now a bad time to ask why you're in a wedding dress?
00:02:14I'm getting married.
00:02:18What? What do you mean you're getting married?
00:02:20Out!
00:02:21Oh, wow. This place hasn't changed much since I left.
00:02:25Except this one's like ten times bigger than the old one.
00:02:30You impressed?
00:02:31Give me a break.
00:02:34You know I built Wild Man Media to win you back.
00:02:36That smooth operator shit doesn't work on me anymore.
00:02:40So what happened to you?
00:02:42Cake fight back?
00:02:43It's a long story.
00:02:50Oh my god, can you just get rid of those already?
00:02:54Come on.
00:02:55Admit it, we were a hell of a team.
00:02:58Climbing mountains, chasing storms, scaling volcanoes.
00:03:02I took the pictures, you wrote the story.
00:03:06Jax, we're still married.
00:03:07Holy shit, what?
00:03:09You didn't sign the papers.
00:03:11Yes.
00:03:15Papers?
00:03:16Is that supposed to sign papers?
00:03:18Oh my god, are you ever going to grow up?
00:03:20It's like you're still in high school.
00:03:21Well you don't like me enough in high school to marry me when we graduated.
00:03:24We're supposed to be divorced, Jax.
00:03:30You want to kiss me right now, don't you?
00:03:37That is husband abuse.
00:03:39Well good thing you're not my husband.
00:03:41Apparently I am, Mrs. Steele.
00:03:44Oh that is a nice ring to it actually.
00:03:45Does not.
00:03:46Does too.
00:03:47We are not the same people anymore, Jax.
00:03:51I want stability.
00:03:53A family.
00:03:55Peace.
00:03:56I want George.
00:03:57George?
00:03:58You like how curious he is about you?
00:04:00Does he love bananas?
00:04:02He's a loser.
00:04:02I know that.
00:04:03No, actually he's sweet.
00:04:05Predictable.
00:04:07Safe.
00:04:08Code for boring.
00:04:11Admit it.
00:04:12You loved our life, you loved the rush.
00:04:15I hated worrying about you and your parties and girls.
00:04:18You loved me.
00:04:21You gave me no choice.
00:04:23I never stopped loving you.
00:04:25Well I'm marrying another man now and I need you to-
00:04:36Frosty.
00:04:37Don't.
00:04:42Sweet.
00:04:45You're...
00:04:46Crazy about you.
00:04:55Stop!
00:04:56No, I can't.
00:04:57What?
00:04:58You were just screwing another woman like five minutes ago and then this?
00:05:02Right, but I don't care about her.
00:05:03This is you and me.
00:05:03No!
00:05:04No, I can't.
00:05:05This is a mistake.
00:05:06No.
00:05:07George is a mistake.
00:05:09No, he isn't.
00:05:10I love him and I'm going to marry him.
00:05:13This...
00:05:13This didn't happen.
00:05:15El, come on.
00:05:17Sign the papers, Jax.
00:05:24I'm gonna keep running.
00:05:28Damn you skunk.
00:05:30I'll take you down.
00:05:32And then I'll take Jax.
00:05:35We're having another wedding.
00:05:37Bigger.
00:05:38Better.
00:05:38Grand enough to erase the disaster that you made of the first one.
00:05:42Why don't we do something a little more quiet countryside wedding instead?
00:05:47Oh!
00:05:48Oh, don't you dare!
00:05:50That whole fiasco is all anyone is talking about.
00:05:53If you think you can drag this family through the mud!
00:05:57Can you tell her?
00:05:58Please?
00:05:59Maybe mother's right, dear.
00:06:02George.
00:06:03There!
00:06:03Even my son agrees.
00:06:05And that ex-husband of yours.
00:06:07If you want to marry my son, you'll get rid of him.
00:06:12Don't worry.
00:06:13By the time I'm done with Jax Steel, he'll be begging for a divorce.
00:06:18George!
00:06:18You must do something about this Jax Steel.
00:06:21If this wedding collapses, you are out of the will.
00:06:24But mother, he's bigger than me!
00:06:26Oh, for the love of God!
00:06:28Man up!
00:06:38Excuse me, sir.
00:06:40Could I bother you to open this?
00:06:41I'm not strong enough.
00:06:45I'll see what I can do.
00:06:52There you are, dear.
00:06:56It's Betsy.
00:07:07Elle?
00:07:08Elle!
00:07:09You need to tell me what is going on.
00:07:11Right now!
00:07:12Hi, honey!
00:07:13I'm so glad you're here!
00:07:14I decided I wanted to pull a little bit deeper, and I put some outdoor showers and four solid gold
00:07:20toilets.
00:07:22Oh, and our Rolls Royce yacht is coming later.
00:07:24What the hell? How are you paying for all that?
00:07:26Our joint credit card!
00:07:28You never closed it.
00:07:32Sign this, and the nightmare ends.
00:07:35Yes!
00:07:45I love your fastedness.
00:07:49Always have.
00:07:50Always will.
00:08:11Hi, Snookums!
00:08:18Tuna casserole.
00:08:19Your favorite.
00:08:21What the hell happened to my house?
00:08:24Well, you won't give me a divorce, so I thought I'd act like a wife.
00:08:27Come on!
00:08:29Sit down, silly willie.
00:08:31My wifey's gonna feed you.
00:08:35Open up!
00:08:36No, I'm really not hungry.
00:08:37Not bad.
00:08:41How is it?
00:08:43You like it?
00:08:46Mmm.
00:08:47It's delicious.
00:08:50Come on.
00:08:51Sit on my lap.
00:08:52Let's make it authentic.
00:08:54You son of a...
00:08:56Hey, what the hell?
00:08:57No!
00:08:58No!
00:09:03My God!
00:09:06I am what?
00:09:08That woman.
00:09:09Hmm.
00:09:16Oh, honey!
00:09:18Look what I brought you.
00:09:22Come to dump those on my head, too?
00:09:24No.
00:09:25Actually, it's a peace offering.
00:09:28I heard about your gallery this evening, and I wanted to get you some good luck brownies.
00:09:34How thoughtful.
00:09:36Mm-hmm.
00:09:38You know the owner of Azarica Island will be there, too.
00:09:41Oh?
00:09:42I want to impress him.
00:09:43And I want to buy the island.
00:09:45You want to buy the island that we honeymooned?
00:09:48Mm-hmm.
00:09:54Mm-hmm.
00:09:58You still make the best brownies in the world.
00:10:00Enjoy.
00:10:09Enjoy.
00:10:10This is remarkable.
00:10:11I would like to add it into my collection.
00:10:13I bet that's a great idea.
00:10:15This will look great on Azarica Island, yeah?
00:10:17Hmm.
00:10:19And speaking of, I want...
00:10:21Hmm.
00:10:24Excuse me, uh...
00:10:25One second.
00:10:32Oh, man, I'm so sorry, I'm back.
00:10:43Laxatives in the brownies.
00:10:45Oldest trick in the book.
00:10:49Jane, I don't know what to do.
00:10:52Oh, Elle, that sounds unbearable.
00:10:54It's like every time I push, he pulls me in closer.
00:10:58Every trick I try backfires on me.
00:11:02I don't want him.
00:11:04I want George.
00:11:06I don't know why he can't just let me go.
00:11:09It's like he's obsessed with me.
00:11:12You need a break.
00:11:14Let's grab a drink tomorrow night.
00:11:15We'll talk things through.
00:11:17I promise.
00:11:18We'll figure something out.
00:11:21Thanks, Jane.
00:11:23I'm sorry to burden you with all this drama.
00:11:25I mean, you're just the only one I can talk to.
00:11:29Of course, cuz.
00:11:31What is family for, if not for this?
00:11:43Why is he so obsessed with me?
00:11:48Always the star.
00:11:50Little Miss Perfect.
00:11:52But now, I'm gonna steal the love of your life.
00:12:04Then I'm gonna take yours.
00:12:12Thank you for meeting me here, Jane.
00:12:14I mean, with Agnes, Jax, George, I just really needed someone that I could talk to.
00:12:20Of course, Elle.
00:12:22Maybe there's a way to end this before it destroys you.
00:12:25What do you mean?
00:12:26Well, maybe Jax needs a distraction.
00:12:29Somebody to keep him busy.
00:12:31Then, poof.
00:12:32You're free.
00:12:33He signs the papers.
00:12:35And you get to marry George.
00:12:38What's your idea?
00:12:39Pimp out my ex?
00:12:40Well, maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger.
00:12:44Maybe it could be me.
00:12:47You.
00:12:47Think about it.
00:12:48I already know the family, so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup or anything like that.
00:12:53And I make him fall in love with me.
00:12:54And then he forgets you.
00:12:56You date Jax.
00:13:00If it meant helping you, absolutely.
00:13:06That's insane.
00:13:11But that just might work.
00:13:15You know what?
00:13:17Thank you, Jane.
00:13:20Did I ever tell you you're my best cousin ever?
00:13:23Okay, to cousins.
00:13:24To cousins.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:36And then, the mighty bangle spun on its tail, retreated into the night.
00:13:43Jax, you are truly remarkable.
00:13:45Well, as are you, my friend.
00:13:46But I've asked you here to discuss L. It is important.
00:13:49But first, shots.
00:13:52Bartender, four shots of tequila, please.
00:13:54I should probably stick to my Chardonnay. I'm not much of a tequila man.
00:13:58Bullshit.
00:13:59All men are tequila men.
00:14:02After all, we need to toast L, yeah?
00:14:05Of course.
00:14:06Cheers, man.
00:14:08Cheers.
00:14:14Oh, nice.
00:14:16Come on.
00:14:18Winner, Thorpey.
00:14:19Open your throat.
00:14:20Shoot it down.
00:14:21Let me see a run.
00:14:22Come on.
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:27Go.
00:14:27Go.
00:14:28Go.
00:14:35I'm getting a warm feeling.
00:14:39Yeah?
00:14:40I like it.
00:14:42I like it.
00:14:43Another round.
00:14:44Another round, yes.
00:14:47Now, what was it you wanted to discuss?
00:14:50I can't remember.
00:14:55Cheers.
00:14:56Cheers.
00:15:03Oh, it's like a sock in the dry.
00:15:06I wrote this song last night.
00:15:09And it just keeps getting higher.
00:15:13Higher.
00:15:16Is that a delightful melody?
00:15:20All right.
00:15:27All right.
00:15:28All right, you're on your own from here on out.
00:15:29I love you.
00:15:32Ma'am.
00:15:33Night, George Winner, Thorpey.
00:15:54Hello.
00:15:55Oh, my.
00:15:56I'm sorry.
00:15:57I was just...
00:15:58You're so beautiful.
00:16:00Yes, sir.
00:16:14Oh, yes.
00:16:17Oh, my.
00:16:33I haven't been here since you left.
00:16:37This is where you proposed.
00:16:39Thought it'd be nice to revisit.
00:16:42Good memories.
00:16:45Maybe better ones, still.
00:16:48I like to come here to think sometimes.
00:16:55Do you mind?
00:16:57Sure.
00:17:05Look, Jax.
00:17:07I've given this a lot of thought.
00:17:10I really have.
00:17:13But...
00:17:13We just can't be together.
00:17:17Listen, I know I was horrible at Elle.
00:17:20Okay, but I...
00:17:21Please.
00:17:22That's all in the past.
00:17:24George makes me happy now.
00:17:26I can make you happy.
00:17:28We were happy.
00:17:29You know it.
00:17:31You know it.
00:17:34Remember senior year when we...
00:17:36TP'd the whole school?
00:17:39You were cruising around on roller skates?
00:17:41Oh, my God.
00:17:42The roller skates.
00:17:44I had to run to the football field with Elle.
00:17:47The big cops chasing you.
00:17:48Yeah.
00:17:53Or when you hijacked the school announcements to sing me a love song on my birthday.
00:17:58Yeah.
00:17:59I was suspended for a week.
00:18:02Mm-hmm.
00:18:03Totally worth it.
00:18:18I just...
00:18:19Jax!
00:18:26Still clumsy.
00:18:28Still mine.
00:18:34Jax.
00:18:40Jax.
00:18:448pm tonight.
00:18:46Be ready.
00:18:47La Rouge.
00:18:49You mean a...
00:18:50A date?
00:19:04Jane.
00:19:05Hi.
00:19:08What are you doing here?
00:19:10Elle said you were meeting me here tonight.
00:19:14Jane, listen.
00:19:16You're wonderful.
00:19:19But this is not right.
00:19:20Okay?
00:19:21Not for me.
00:19:22Of course it's right.
00:19:23You just...
00:19:23You haven't realized it yet.
00:19:25Jane, no.
00:19:25I do realize it.
00:19:26And it's just...
00:19:26It's not right.
00:19:27You're just confused because of Elle.
00:19:29But once you forget her...
00:19:31You could fall for me.
00:19:34Sorry.
00:19:35I can't.
00:19:35It's just dinner.
00:19:36One dinner.
00:19:37Look.
00:19:38You don't have to make any decisions tonight.
00:19:40Just...
00:19:40Just give me a chance.
00:19:42I can't give you what you want.
00:19:51Unless I didn't go as planned, but that's okay.
00:19:53That's okay.
00:19:53We'll get it next time, Jane.
00:19:54I promise.
00:19:55I know he'll come around.
00:19:56He has to.
00:19:58You'll see.
00:20:00Um...
00:20:01I'll call you back.
00:20:02Okay?
00:20:09Delivery for Mrs. Everhard.
00:20:12Oh my god.
00:20:16Jax.
00:20:20What?
00:20:24What's all this?
00:20:26Oh!
00:20:27Uh...
00:20:29These are from Jax.
00:20:30It's an inside joke from high school.
00:20:35Oh, don't be like that.
00:20:37Why don't you skate with me?
00:20:39Come on.
00:20:39It'll be fun.
00:20:39Uh...
00:20:40El, it's...
00:20:40It's not exactly dignified for people I used to skate.
00:20:44What?
00:20:45Do you mind?
00:20:46It's just this once.
00:20:47For me.
00:20:48Please.
00:20:49Alright.
00:20:52Let's go.
00:20:54El, I know what game.
00:20:58Steady.
00:20:59Huh?
00:21:00Steady.
00:21:02Oopsies.
00:21:04Yeah?
00:21:06Alright, see?
00:21:07Yeah.
00:21:08You got it?
00:21:09It's not so rad.
00:21:10Yeah?
00:21:11I love you, George.
00:21:13I really do.
00:21:14I love you, darling.
00:21:25Uh...
00:21:28Jax?
00:21:28I've been...
00:21:30Hey, Jax.
00:21:32Jane?
00:21:33Let's talk.
00:21:37Agnes will be really proud.
00:21:38Agnes will be really proud.
00:21:42But what I'd really love to do is the Andes crossing.
00:21:46I've done it.
00:21:47You have?
00:21:49Exquisite.
00:21:50I am so jealous.
00:21:52Yes.
00:21:57The real question is...
00:21:59What would you like to ask me?
00:22:01Would you like to dance?
00:22:04Yes.
00:22:23Jax.
00:22:39I bet you won't kiss me.
00:22:42I'll take that bet.
00:23:00I'll take that bet.
00:23:04Oh, wait.
00:23:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:23:09What?
00:23:11Let's wait.
00:23:13What for?
00:23:14I just...
00:23:17I want to make it special.
00:23:19Really?
00:23:20Let's go to dinner tomorrow.
00:23:21At a nice place.
00:23:23As a couple?
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:26Okay.
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:33All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:24:14I'll see you tomorrow.
00:24:43I'll see you tomorrow.
00:24:45Brilliant news.
00:24:45We can finally get married.
00:24:48Yes.
00:24:49Finally.
00:24:50Oh, don't be so pleased.
00:24:53Let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate.
00:24:57Sure.
00:24:58Well, why would you want to hunt them in the first place?
00:25:04It's a very dignified sport, darling.
00:25:10Oh, this is my good friend, Jax.
00:25:13Hi, George.
00:25:14Hi, Al.
00:25:15You must join us.
00:25:17What a marvelous coincidence.
00:25:19You are so polite, George, but we're okay.
00:25:23Nonsense.
00:25:24The more, the merrier.
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:26Honey, I mean, I think Jax and Jane could use some privacy.
00:25:29Oh, come on.
00:25:30Be rude of us not to join our good friends.
00:25:42You must try the duck.
00:25:43It's divine.
00:25:45Nothing says romance like duck fat.
00:25:49Isn't he wonderful?
00:25:50So witty and so handsome.
00:25:54Darling, you're the most amazing man in the world.
00:25:59I mean, you're always so attentive.
00:26:00Why, thank you, dear.
00:26:13Oh, last night with Jax, it was incredible.
00:26:17He couldn't keep his hands off me.
00:26:20God, I'm happy for you.
00:26:22I really should thank you.
00:26:24We're just so happy, and he told me he's never felt like this before.
00:26:31Great.
00:26:31I'm glad what's best for everyone happened.
00:26:35Exactly.
00:26:36Well, shall we?
00:26:37I could use another minute.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:44Get it together, Elle.
00:26:47You don't love Jax.
00:26:49You love George.
00:26:57Oh.
00:26:59Where's Jax?
00:27:00Jax went to use the men's room.
00:27:05Jax!
00:27:06What the...
00:27:06What are you doing?
00:27:08I know what game you're playing, Elle.
00:27:10Sending me your cousin.
00:27:11Really?
00:27:13I don't know what you're talking about.
00:27:15Drop the act.
00:27:16I can read you like a book.
00:27:18George is my fiance.
00:27:21That's that.
00:27:22You can't stand him.
00:27:23I love him.
00:27:26You love me.
00:27:27I don't.
00:27:42I've got a stacker.
00:27:51I don't know what you're talking about.
00:27:54It cost me.
00:27:56No?
00:27:58No.
00:27:59I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:01So, you and Jax, eh? You seem great together.
00:28:04Thank you. So do you and Elle.
00:28:07I must admit, I am relieved.
00:28:09I was a little bit worried about him and Elle.
00:28:12Worried? What were you worried about?
00:28:14Oh, I don't know.
00:28:17Jax sent Elle a pair of roller skates.
00:28:20An inside joke from their wild youth.
00:28:23I was just being paranoid. Nothing to worry about.
00:28:26Roller skates.
00:28:27Uh, how long ago was this?
00:28:29Hmm. Just the other day.
00:28:32Sweet, isn't it?
00:28:33That's so sweet. Excuse me?
00:28:35I'm gonna go to the restroom.
00:28:37Sorry.
00:28:37But just came back.
00:28:43Elle!
00:28:45Are you in here?
00:28:51Elle, you've been gone a while.
00:28:53I came here to check on you.
00:28:56Yeah, um, yeah, I'm in here.
00:28:59Just, um, stomach problems are really bad.
00:29:02Stomach problems.
00:29:07Are you sure you're okay?
00:29:10Yeah, I'm fine.
00:29:11Just go back to the table.
00:29:13I'll be there in a second.
00:29:15Okay, well, don't take too long.
00:29:17Georgie Poo is waiting for you.
00:29:23Oh, my God.
00:29:24Close call, Mrs. Steele.
00:29:37Jax, I must thank you for signing those papers.
00:29:40Of course, my friend.
00:29:41It's just a formality.
00:29:44Mistake.
00:29:45Baby, you didn't tell me you signed the papers.
00:29:48Does that mean you're divorced now?
00:29:51All we need is Elle's signature.
00:29:55Yeah, um, I'm just gonna wait for my lawyer to look over the details and make sure it's all clear.
00:30:03What do you mean?
00:30:04I thought that's what you wanted all along.
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:07I mean, it is a legal document.
00:30:10You can never be too safe, you know?
00:30:13Such a lovely evening.
00:30:15To our friendship, and to my love, Elle.
00:30:20To Elle.
00:30:22To Elle.
00:30:25To me.
00:30:33I came to give you this.
00:30:36So...
00:30:42Oh, no.
00:30:45It's over, Jax.
00:30:47Goodbye.
00:30:49Elle, wait!
00:30:50Wait!
00:30:51I'm sorry.
00:31:00Oh, my God.
00:31:34Hey, Jax, where are you?
00:31:39Uh, I'm home.
00:31:42Can I stop by?
00:31:44Yeah, of course.
00:31:45Okay, I'll see you.
00:31:51She's finally made her choice.
00:32:09Oh, what's up?
00:32:10I came to give you this.
00:32:13Not tonight.
00:32:14I have a really early start tomorrow.
00:32:17Okay.
00:32:19Next time.
00:32:20Next time, for sure.
00:32:32Good night.
00:32:33Good night.
00:32:34Good night.
00:32:48Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations.
00:32:49You'll want embossed.
00:32:50Trust me.
00:32:52Isn't this exciting, Eur?
00:32:54We're so close now.
00:32:55We're so close.
00:33:12Oh, this one has the perfect flowers.
00:33:15And here.
00:33:16Oh, the venue by the lake.
00:33:18Prestige, dear.
00:33:19Prestige.
00:33:20Mother knows best.
00:33:22Don't you agree, Yel?
00:33:31Nice day, huh?
00:33:32Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
00:33:35So beautiful.
00:33:42Wish I brought my camera.
00:33:43What?
00:33:44Oh, it's okay.
00:33:46You can just remember this.
00:33:49Come here.
00:33:50Nice.
00:34:14More salad, Eur.
00:34:15We cannot have you bloating before your gown fitting.
00:34:18You'll thank her later, dear.
00:34:19Mother always thinks ahead.
00:34:33I'm stuffed.
00:34:34Me too.
00:34:35That was a good pick.
00:34:36I'm glad you liked it.
00:34:37Well, we should eat real pasta in Positano in Italy.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:46Want to come inside?
00:34:50So what I'd like to do, Ahmed, is actually shoot the island, then we can discuss the price,
00:34:54because then what we'll be able to do is a piece for International Geographic, because
00:34:57I actually own the magazine.
00:34:59Hang on, Ahmed, one second.
00:35:01Hello?
00:35:02Jane, hi.
00:35:04Hey, I'm on the call.
00:35:05I need to call you back later.
00:35:06Right.
00:35:07Miss you too.
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:09Sorry about that, Ahmed.
00:35:10Where were we?
00:35:10So anyway, I think having an article will actually attract tourism and industry to the island.
00:35:15Oh, I'm sorry, Ahmed.
00:35:16One second.
00:35:18Jane, hi.
00:35:20I'm fine, thank you.
00:35:22Yes, sandwich.
00:35:23Sandwich was great.
00:35:24Look, I'm on a call.
00:35:24I need to call you back later.
00:35:25All right, bye.
00:35:27All right, Ahmed, I think with the right tax incentives, we can actually draw a lot of filming
00:35:30as we go on.
00:35:32Oh, my God!
00:35:34Hang on one second.
00:35:36Jane!
00:35:39I know you missed me.
00:35:39You told me that ten seconds ago when you called, okay?
00:35:41If you keep calling me, I'm going to have to meet you.
00:35:44Ahmed, so sorry about that.
00:35:45It's been a zoo over here today.
00:35:46So anyway, with the island, I think...
00:35:49Hello?
00:35:51Hello?
00:35:53Hello?
00:35:55Fuck!
00:36:12What a coincidence.
00:36:14Yeah, I was just grabbing a coffee before heading out.
00:36:17Sit with me!
00:36:22So, you and Jax?
00:36:25Seems like things are going well.
00:36:27Yeah, I really, really feel a connection.
00:36:30Nice.
00:36:32You know, if you really want to win him over, there's a few things that you should know.
00:36:38Ooh, like what?
00:36:40For starters, he loves baby talk.
00:36:46Yes, baby talk.
00:36:48The sillier, the better.
00:36:49He'll melt.
00:36:50Baby talk.
00:36:51Got it.
00:36:51Yes.
00:36:54And just attention.
00:36:57So much of it.
00:36:58Text him, call him, show up unannounced.
00:37:00He'll love knowing that you're always there.
00:37:02Oh, and food.
00:37:03Oh, food.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:05Bring his lunch at work.
00:37:07You know, like spoil him.
00:37:08He loves that.
00:37:09And his favorite food is tuna casserole.
00:37:13Oh, tuna.
00:37:38Oh, my God.
00:37:39Look who it is.
00:37:41Oh, hi.
00:37:44What's going on?
00:37:46My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee.
00:37:51What are you up to?
00:37:52Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes, so we thought we need some coffee to go with.
00:37:57Yum.
00:37:58I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding.
00:38:00Red velvet.
00:38:01Hint, hint.
00:38:03Oh.
00:38:04Oh, which reminds me, I brought your favorite.
00:38:09Tuna casserole.
00:38:11Open wide.
00:38:12Here comes a plane.
00:38:17Jane, you have something green in your teeth.
00:38:20Oh.
00:38:20Oh, no.
00:38:22Take this.
00:38:29Please shoot me.
00:38:32What?
00:38:33Trouble in paradise?
00:38:34How are things with George?
00:38:37Great.
00:38:41You look good.
00:38:43Thanks.
00:38:44You do, too.
00:38:50Honey, boo!
00:38:54Well, looks like Miss Boobie is coming back, so I'm going to head out.
00:38:58What about your coffee?
00:38:59Oh, I changed my mind.
00:39:05Honey, boo!
00:39:10Jane, there's something I need to tell you.
00:39:11Yes?
00:39:13I think you're a wonderful girl.
00:39:16Mm-hmm.
00:39:16So many great qualities.
00:39:18Pretty.
00:39:19Funny.
00:39:20Mm-hmm.
00:39:20Smart.
00:39:22And?
00:39:24I'm kind of nervous to say this.
00:39:26Oh, just say it, lovey.
00:39:27Just say it.
00:39:30I want to break up with you.
00:39:33Wait, what?
00:39:36He loves me.
00:39:37He's just confused.
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:45I mean, he's been waiting to have sex with me.
00:39:49So, it means he loves me, right?
00:39:52Right?
00:39:54Mother, they've signed the papers.
00:39:57Then why is it still not done?
00:39:59She's stalling.
00:40:00Legal stuff takes time.
00:40:02You good-for-nothing wimp!
00:40:05Get her in line!
00:40:07Get him in line!
00:40:08La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:40:11-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:40:12-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:40:12-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:40:16-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:40:17-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:40:37Mario, tell me something good.
00:40:39Mrs. Winthrop, I did some digging, but I couldn't find nothing.
00:40:42He's a good guy. He's got a great life. Owns Wildman Media. Does good things with his money.
00:40:48He's trying to buy Azarica Island. He's married to-
00:40:49Stop!
00:40:51I know, man. He's an ex-lover of mine. He owns Azarica.
00:40:57I have an idea.
00:41:02Yes, yes. We're meant to be together.
00:41:06He loves me.
00:41:11What? What did you say?
00:41:12She wants him back!
00:41:14She's playing you. She's mocking you.
00:41:19You're right.
00:41:20She's mocking me!
00:41:21She wants him back! She's fucking with him!
00:41:25I have to save him from her.
00:41:27We're meant to be together.
00:41:30Yeah? I need to save him from her.
00:41:34So he can want me back.
00:41:35I need to show him what true love is.
00:41:38What did you say?
00:41:39There's only one way to end it.
00:41:42Kill the bitch!
00:41:44We need to kill the bitch.
00:41:46And we do it together.
00:41:48You.
00:41:49And me.
00:41:50We will kill her together.
00:41:52And then he'll be mine.
00:42:07Jax, is everything okay?
00:42:09Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay.
00:42:12Better than okay. Amazing news.
00:42:14Can you stop? Everyone is staring.
00:42:17This is it.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:20You are looking at the new owner of Azarica Island.
00:42:25No way.
00:42:26Way.
00:42:27I'll leave next week.
00:42:28Deal is fairly complex, but...
00:42:30Plus, I'm gonna get to do that piece for International Geographic.
00:42:34Wait, you're leaving?
00:42:35It's perfect.
00:42:38Azarica's where we honeymoon.
00:42:39Our special place.
00:42:42Come with me.
00:42:43It'll be just like old times.
00:42:45Me taking the photos, you writing the story.
00:42:51I...
00:42:51George, the wedding.
00:42:54Fuck the wedding.
00:42:55This is it.
00:42:56This is our chance.
00:42:58We can start a new life together, be happy.
00:43:01Please help. Say yes.
00:43:04What about Jane?
00:43:06I broke up with her.
00:43:08What?
00:43:10I was never really into her.
00:43:12I was just with her to make you jealous.
00:43:14Duh.
00:43:16Wait.
00:43:17What?
00:43:19That's horrible.
00:43:23You're still so manipulative.
00:43:32Hey, hello.
00:43:35Ahmed, hi.
00:43:38Seriously?
00:43:41Absolutely.
00:43:43So, is it a done deal?
00:43:47You too.
00:43:49Thank you so much.
00:43:49It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
00:43:54Hell yeah, baby!
00:43:55Come on!
00:43:58Hell, meet me at Co-brew.
00:44:0030 minutes.
00:44:02Yeah.
00:44:09Good for nothing.
00:44:11Selfish.
00:44:12Imager.
00:44:13Piece of shit.
00:44:16Jane?
00:44:18What are you doing?
00:44:20What does it look like I'm doing?
00:44:22I don't know.
00:44:23She told me to do this.
00:44:26Who told you?
00:44:27My pretty.
00:44:29Oh my god.
00:44:30You're fucking crazy.
00:44:32What is it?
00:44:33Kill the bitch.
00:44:34What?
00:44:34Kill the bitch!
00:44:35You want me to kill her?
00:44:37Yes.
00:44:38No, no, no.
00:44:38I agree.
00:44:39No, no, Jane.
00:44:40You don't have to do this, okay?
00:44:41I can get you help.
00:44:42You've done enough.
00:44:44You seduced him.
00:44:46You took him away from me!
00:44:50You're still so manipulative.
00:44:52What are you talking about?
00:44:53You used some innocent woman, my cousin, to manipulate me into getting back with you.
00:44:59You're incapable of changing.
00:45:01I thought you'd finally grow up.
00:45:02What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:45:04I have grown up.
00:45:06I mean, Al, look at all that I've accomplished since you left.
00:45:08It's not about what you have or what you've done.
00:45:11It's about who you are, Jax, and you're still some selfish little boy.
00:45:16That's unfair.
00:45:18You play with my emotions to get what you want.
00:45:21Well, now you can give up your childish, happily ever after fantasy.
00:45:29Oh!
00:45:30Hi, guys.
00:45:32What a coincidence I ran into you here.
00:45:34Are you following me?
00:45:36What? Me?
00:45:37No, no.
00:45:38No, nothing like that.
00:45:40Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
00:45:42I'm so confused.
00:45:44Shut up.
00:45:52Him?
00:45:53Jax?
00:45:54I don't...
00:45:55I don't want Jax.
00:45:56I want George, okay?
00:45:56You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:45:58What is it?
00:45:59Can I see again?
00:46:01Slit her throat?
00:46:03No, no, no, no.
00:46:03You've lost your fucking mind.
00:46:05No!
00:46:06I've lost Jax.
00:46:07And I'm gonna get him back!
00:46:10George!
00:46:11George!
00:46:11Help me!
00:46:12Help!
00:46:13Help!
00:46:13Help!
00:46:13Help!
00:46:15Help...
00:46:16I fucking...
00:46:16I'm something, George!
00:46:18George!
00:46:19I don't know what to do.
00:46:21Drancy boy...
00:46:23Watch your lovely lady die.
00:46:47Hello?
00:46:48I can't sleep.
00:46:50I can't either.
00:46:53Want to grab a drink?
00:46:55I thought you'd never ask.
00:46:58The usual?
00:47:0030 minutes.
00:47:02Alright, see you in a bit.
00:47:18Kill Jack Steel.
00:47:21George!
00:47:22Elle!
00:47:23Help me!
00:47:23Help!
00:47:24James!
00:47:25Put the knife down.
00:47:27Okay?
00:47:29If I can't have you, nobody else can!
00:47:33Move!
00:47:34Ah!
00:47:35Jax!
00:47:36Ah!
00:47:43Ah!
00:47:44Ah!
00:47:44Ah!
00:47:45Ah!
00:47:45Ah!
00:47:49Ah!
00:47:51No!
00:47:52Jax.
00:47:53I got you.
00:47:55I got you.
00:47:55My love.
00:47:56My darling.
00:47:57You were gonna let me die!
00:47:59No, no, no, no.
00:48:00I was just about to throw myself upon the knife and Jax got on the way!
00:48:04You're bleeding.
00:48:05It's okay.
00:48:06Just really if you're safe.
00:48:08Let me help you.
00:48:09Fine.
00:48:10Be that way.
00:48:19Jax!
00:48:20I love you!
00:48:21I love you!
00:48:22Don't forget me!
00:48:23Text me!
00:48:25Call me!
00:48:26Let's go.
00:48:26Love me!
00:48:28Yeah, me!
00:48:28I love you!
00:48:32I love you!
00:48:39Remember that bar back in Istanbul?
00:48:42Yes.
00:48:42Mm-hmm.
00:48:43You bet I could still drink you.
00:48:45Oh, yeah?
00:48:46Mm-hmm.
00:48:46Excuse me.
00:48:47Another round, please.
00:48:49No, I know.
00:48:49And then Truman throws down a straight flush.
00:48:53I mean, I'm doomed, right?
00:48:56I mean, where am I gonna find a horse at that hour?
00:48:59I mean, come on.
00:49:04Thanks for meeting up with me tonight.
00:49:07I was way too wound up to sleep.
00:49:10Oh, me too.
00:49:13I almost died today.
00:49:15Oh, Jesus.
00:49:19And you saved me.
00:49:22Now, if anything happened to you, I don't know.
00:49:32You didn't know what I was doing.
00:49:35You're going to make me live.
00:49:35Oh, God.
00:49:38Jesus.
00:49:39I'm going to die.
00:49:39Yes.
00:49:42I'm just not a party.
00:49:42Oh, God.
00:49:43You're the one who is working.
00:49:47Why not?
00:49:47I'm not a party.
00:49:47Oh, God.
00:50:06guitar solo
00:50:49I love you so much
00:51:24I love you so much
00:51:29I love you so much
00:51:35I love you so much
00:52:09Kill Jack Steel
00:52:31I love you so much
00:53:07Oh my God
00:53:08Jax is aware
00:53:24What's going on? How is he?
00:53:26He's in a coma
00:53:28But he's going to wake up, right?
00:53:31I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good
00:53:34He's sustained severe head injuries
00:53:37Yes, come on, wake up
00:53:38There's little brain activity
00:53:40And there's little sign of improvement
00:53:44It's me, Al
00:53:45Come on
00:53:46Who is next of kin?
00:53:49I am his wife
00:53:51Does he have an advanced directive?
00:53:54I have no idea, I doubt it
00:53:56He's a risk taker
00:53:57Then it's up to you to decide
00:54:00When it's time to terminate life support
00:54:03Don't say that
00:54:05He's strong
00:54:06He's been through worse
00:54:09Come on, Jax
00:54:10Come on, Jax
00:54:10Come on, wake up
00:54:11I'll give you some time
00:54:15Nothing
00:54:18Come on, Jax
00:54:20I told you guys
00:54:21I don't know who would want to harm Jax
00:54:23Everyone loves Jax
00:54:24Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
00:54:27At his house
00:54:28And what were you doing there?
00:54:33Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not
00:54:37So your relationship was acrimonious?
00:54:40No, our relationship is perfect
00:54:45George
00:54:47We could lose him
00:54:48Oh dear, I'm so sorry this is happening
00:54:51I'm sorry, who are you?
00:54:53Oh, I'm her fiancé
00:54:55Huh?
00:54:58So he is her husband and you're her fiancé?
00:55:02Correct
00:55:03I'm so confused
00:55:05I'm not
00:55:06She was married to that guy
00:55:07She's having an affair with this guy
00:55:09And had someone off that guy
00:55:14Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questioning
00:55:18Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questioning
00:55:21No, but please
00:55:23Please, not right now
00:55:23Please, you can't do this
00:55:24Please don't make this any harder
00:55:26Stop
00:55:27Quiet
00:55:29That won't be necessary
00:55:31It was my mother
00:55:33Agnes?
00:55:34The mother
00:55:36She wanted the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it
00:55:39She really is a horrible woman
00:55:42Wait, how do you know it was her?
00:55:44It was easy
00:55:45They overheard her berating her goons when she found out Jax was still alive
00:55:49Here
00:55:51Here's her address
00:55:53She'll be there now, working the seating chart
00:55:56I can't believe you're turning in your mother
00:55:59Mom, you were right
00:56:01It is time I manned up
00:56:04Because I want to get married
00:56:05Oh, George, I'm sorry I can't
00:56:08Not to you
00:56:09What?
00:56:17Betsy?
00:56:18Hello, ma'am
00:56:19But
00:56:21How long?
00:56:23A while
00:56:26I know
00:56:27Not only am I a coward
00:56:29I'm also a cad
00:56:30But I love him
00:56:32Just the way he is
00:56:35I
00:56:37Don't even know what to say right now
00:56:39Say you'll forgive me?
00:56:42Okay
00:56:42If you say so
00:56:45I am so confused
00:56:48I'm not
00:56:49They were together
00:56:50Now she's with him
00:56:51His mom's crazy
00:56:53Forget it, forget it
00:56:54Alright
00:56:54Let's just go to his house
00:56:55And arrest his mom
00:56:56Well, good luck
00:56:59You're gonna need it
00:57:07Wait, what is that?
00:57:09What's happening?
00:57:10Can you get the doctor, please?
00:57:11Doctor, nurse, help
00:57:14Jax?
00:57:18That was a close call
00:57:21I don't know how much longer he'll last
00:57:24You should probably say your goodbyes now
00:57:35Jax?
00:57:38It's me
00:57:41Your wife
00:57:42I need you to wake up now
00:57:46So we can be married again
00:57:50You wouldn't go to Azurica Island
00:57:52And run around in our bathing suits
00:57:54Drinking pina coladas
00:57:57Eating coconut out of the shell
00:58:06You need a miracle
00:58:29Here you go
00:58:30Jax, I have your miracle necklace
00:58:34You're milagro
00:58:36You can wake up now
00:58:40Jax, you're gonna wake up now
00:58:47Please
00:58:50Please wake up
00:58:58I love you so much
00:59:01I love you so much
00:59:03Please
00:59:09Please
00:59:10Please
00:59:20Please
00:59:21I love you so much
00:59:21I love you so much
00:59:45Max?
00:59:47Hi, Mrs. Steele.
00:59:50Hi.
00:59:51You came back to me.
00:59:56I'd never leave you.
00:59:59Not now.
01:00:00Not ever.
01:00:11I mean, seriously, have you ever seen a more romantic ending?
01:00:16Agnes finally got to host her big wedding.
01:00:18Ladies, please, let's put some backbone into this.
01:00:20This room will not decorate itself, and if this wedding is going to mean anything at all, this room has
01:00:24to be beautiful.
01:00:25Now, Julia, if you call that a floral arrangement, I must be the fool.
01:00:30Please, a little volume.
01:00:31Also, that vase.
01:00:32It was between two inmates at Strathmore Penitentiary, but it was a success.
01:00:37George and Betsy got married.
01:00:40It was a small wedding with just the two of them, a minister and his dog.
01:00:45Betsy basically stole my wedding, but whatever.
01:00:47It was better for her anyway.
01:00:51And me?
01:00:52I got my cottage in the country, and I got Jack's.
01:00:56To Azarica Island.
01:00:58To Azarica Island.
01:00:59And we both got a very happily ever after.
01:01:10Oh, shit.
01:01:10I'm going to die.
01:01:14Damn it.
01:01:15Cut.
01:01:16Great.
01:01:17Let me just see one of the, let me see the second one of that.
01:01:20Jax.
01:01:26Jax.
01:01:30That was awesome
01:01:32Yeah, not bad
01:01:35I like your shark tooth
01:01:38Oh, thanks
01:01:40It's a milagro
01:01:42Miracle in Spanish
01:01:45It was given to me by a Navajo elder
01:01:49Sharks represent courage
01:01:51Protection
01:01:51And healing
01:01:55Wanna fuck again?
01:01:58Sure, I know
01:02:08Who the fuck?
01:02:14Alright, alright
01:02:16Keep your
01:02:18Pants on
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