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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08You're in our way.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:47Let's go
02:11Let's go
02:40Let's go
02:41Let's go
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02:43Let's go
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06:06Let's go
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06:25Let's go
06:34Let's go
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Yeah, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:11No, you come here.
09:22You still won't?
09:25I still won't.
09:33Don't put it in your feet.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:50No, you come here.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go
10:26Oh my God
10:36It's okay
10:54Oh, seriously
10:58Thank you, okay?
11:13Okay
11:14Okay
11:16It's you
11:20It's you
11:23It's you
11:24It's you
11:25It's you
11:28It's you
11:29It's you
11:29It's you
11:29It's you
11:30It's you
11:30It's you
11:31It's you
11:41It's you
11:44It's you
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32We'll shower now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:33So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum and it was free?
14:20Go fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for the
14:55top story here in Sochi.
14:56What an embarrassing end to an embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:20All in there.
15:23What's up, motherfucker?
15:24All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice.
15:43He fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah.
15:45It was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fanny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet your friends.
18:39Yeah, my brother.
18:41You need to meet your friends.
18:45You're welcome.
18:47You're welcome.
19:00You're welcome.
19:03You're welcome.
19:05I'm sorry.
19:06I'm sorry.
19:07I'm sorry.
19:07I'm sorry.
19:08But not so.
19:09They're not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to be honest, the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better now than when I was.
19:23Our team is injured.
19:25The team is not played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What's that for American absurd?
19:29What's it played?
19:31You, captain, you're doing it played.
19:34You're always looking for someone who's wrong with you.
19:37From childhood.
19:42Who did you do it?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She can't do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:57Mom died.
20:01Do you remember her?
20:03I was in your case.
20:07Where are you from?
20:10Where are you from?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17Of course.
20:18We need to go.
20:20In the night.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yeah.
20:30Good.
20:31Good?
20:31You ready?
20:34You're right on the night.
20:35.
20:36And everything is always up to the military.
20:38And what's going on?
20:40No, he wasn't in the form.
20:42But Kochev, Kochev, he still remains.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:46He has a job in the United States.
20:48He has to work well.
20:51He's too good.
20:52He's too good.
20:54This is a problem with leadership.
20:56This is always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
20:59He's too good.
21:02He's too good.
21:03How are you?
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He needs to be more than one.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if you'd remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:32You can drink.
21:33I want something more interesting.
21:52I'm a girl.
21:55I'm a girl.
21:57I'm a girl.
21:58I'm a girl.
21:59I'm a girl.
21:59I'm a girl.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you are not looking for any other games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I see what it costs, I blame you for me for me.
22:23In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:26It doesn't? Why did you decide so?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes.
22:43The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in this year.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55When I do, I think, that the mid-traum is affected by the league.
23:00What are you doing?
23:02It's an extra sense.
23:04And with the Traumatician Bratel, you don't have to go, you can't go.
23:07It's a lot of trouble.
23:12You can't go through the league.
23:15And with the Traumatician Bratel, you can't reach your team.
23:18You don't have to go out there.
23:21It's a lot of trouble.
23:23And with the Traumatician Bratel.
23:24And they're good, but they're too young.
23:28So you won the Cubs of the Cubs in the last year, than I did with Satsune.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll look ideal.
23:41You always look ideal.
23:43Right, but you'll need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:51Bye.
23:57Well, how are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, there is great.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:13Children.
24:15It's just a nice place.
24:17And boys?
24:18Well, boys, you've seen French people, right?
24:26Oh my God.
24:35You don't know anything.
24:38You don't know anything.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't flirt with the answer.
24:48Okay.
24:50Like раньше,
24:51ты был веселее,
24:56будешь.
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно.
25:13The danger was earlier caused by you.
25:16If your memory doesn't change me...
25:22We are not children, Sash.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay. Let's go somewhere.
25:37What is it?
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:04I was happy to see you.
26:25What happened here?
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay. Playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh!
27:12He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03Rob is late.
29:07That's it, Lilia!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:31Woo!
29:38Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:43Woo!
29:46Woo!
29:48Woo!
29:49Woo!
29:50Woo!
29:51Woo!
29:51Woo!
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for Most Sportsmanlike Player goes to...
31:15Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:17and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees
32:27on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44if you win MVP tonight,
33:46if you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:38Good luck.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53Where is your reward?
36:55No.
36:56No.
36:57No.
37:00No.
37:01No.
37:02No.
37:04No.
37:06No.
37:06No.
37:06No.
37:08No.
37:10No.
37:26No.
37:27No.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see i need
38:14what you know tell me
38:23i need you
38:27i need you
38:31i need you
38:44i need you
38:58you
39:26So Russia this year was...
39:28...something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's...
40:08...it's home.
40:10Yeah, but...
40:12...I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:55So I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:01I'm up.
41:06I'm fine.
41:29I'm not too out of the room.
41:30Are you ready for the room?
41:32Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:01Let's go.
43:31Let's go.
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