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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born feet up,
01:03super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:50Let's go!
01:55Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Who if you want to take me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Well, I'll be the fight
02:33You're waiting for the game tonight
02:35That's a great game
02:37Magic things I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:44Oh, man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree, a darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11Call the power in your light
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're standing in my light
03:35You're sta-
03:36I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scary
03:40I know most people do
03:43You say it's the real world
03:44Honey, honey
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city too
03:50Nice try
03:52Knock it out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said, I'll see you
03:59You wanna be you
04:00You wanna be you
04:02you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you
04:06you, you, you
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want to see it?
04:39Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19All right.
05:29All right.
05:31All right.
05:45Let's go.
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12:59I will show you
13:01That was so fucking hot
13:08We're out of the way
13:24I should go
13:33So, obviously, we're out of the way
13:34each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy
13:40there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched
13:46for me. They're pissed they can't
13:48come, but my mom is starting to wake up
13:50at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents
13:56will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it
14:06my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh,
14:17remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease,
14:48your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period,
14:51we're four days into this year's winter games,
14:53and there's already a contender
14:54for top story here in South Korea.
14:57What an embarrassing
14:58and too embarrassing year
15:00for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom,
15:06Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37All right, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice to you.
15:43You fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada
15:54has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby,
15:57we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great and so, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is,
16:13we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight,
16:15we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude
16:34to show up to a place like this
16:35and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52No, I'm fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22What?
18:23What?
18:36You need to meet him.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you today evening, regardless of what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:49You have to be proud of.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58Lattie.
18:59Lattie.
19:01And he is still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It is not sad.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:12This is not a game, it is a game.
19:14It is not sad to be true.
19:16It is not true to the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I play better than when we are.
19:23Our team is affected.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is that American absurd?
19:29What is playing?
19:31You, captain, you are playing them playing.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:42You are my mother.
19:46You are your mother.
19:48You are my mother.
19:53You are my mother.
20:00You are my mother?
20:03You are my mother?
20:04You are your mother.
20:04Your mother would be able to do it?
20:05You are your mother?
20:06She does not know their father.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:16We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet with the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, the climate.
20:34Of course, I'm proud of myself.
20:36Of course, always.
20:37And everything's open to us.
20:39Time to go.
20:39That's what you're talking about.
20:40No, he was no longer.
20:42No, he always left me.
20:44I don't need to rest.
20:46I feel we're in the United States.
20:48I get it.
20:48He's got it.
20:50Tailorized.
20:53It's fun.
20:54It's a problem.
20:56It's a problem.
20:58It's a problem.
21:05You're too much talking to me, too much, too much, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad. I drive her in a bar, and he needs to be one more time.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember this.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I think it would be interesting.
21:58It's been a long time for me.
22:04It's been a long time for me.
22:04I think you're good at playing.
22:07I would say thank you, but I know that you're not playing.
22:09I don't have a million yen to play.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you are afraid of this to avoid.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I see what it's worth, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04As a dog with a bad boy, we're not getting into the team.
23:07As the team showed us...
23:09We're not looking for good.
23:11You are looking for a good one.
23:14You're looking for a good one.
23:15And then you can win...
23:15You can win whoever you want in the South.
23:18In Chicago...
23:19Not that before.
23:21In the final of the Finale,
23:22most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but too young.
23:28You won't win the World Cup in the last year.
23:30than I'll talk to you with my son.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38I'll have to look at you tomorrow.
23:41You'll always look at you tomorrow.
23:44But you'll need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you in the next couple of weeks.
23:51Bye.
23:54Well, that's it.
24:00It's like Paris, Sasha.
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs? It's my head.
24:14They're just beautiful.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:32Oh, my God.
24:34I don't know anything.
24:37You don't want cocaine.
24:40You don't lie.
24:43You don't flirt with me.
24:46You don't flirt with me.
24:49Before you were more fun.
24:56You remember?
24:57Hey.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was you earlier.
25:16If you remember, you're not mistaken.
25:21We're the same, Sasha.
25:25Yeah.
25:28Yeah.
25:29It's true.
25:32It's true.
25:34It's true.
25:35It's true.
25:36Let's go.
25:37Let's go where we are.
25:39No.
25:49No.
25:51No.
25:53No.
25:54No, no.
26:03All the time.
26:06Okay.
26:25I don't know what happens here.
26:31What am I supposed to do against you?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to go.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Oh, Hollander.
26:44Is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03And Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh.
27:12He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay?
27:16Listen the fuck up.
27:19Look.
27:20I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best All-Ander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Rochelle.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots against Rochelle.
29:04And obviously...
29:07Yeah!
29:09Yeah!
29:10Yeah!
29:11Yeah!
29:13Yeah!
29:15Yeah!
29:17Yeah!
29:22Yeah!
29:32I'm literally hungry as to talk to this.
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43or even doing.
29:45And now,
29:47presenting the Lord Tower Award
29:49from Swanson,
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing
30:02is the friends we make
30:04along the way.
30:06Hey,
30:07before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award
30:31for most sportsmanlike player
30:32goes to...
31:03I'll text on this.
31:04I'll text some people
31:04fingers,
31:04in love.
31:04as whatever I identify
31:04They'll change from that defense
31:14well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for
31:29some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:01maybe yes nicely
32:09please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick
32:33please
32:44no
32:48what
32:50no
32:53we'll go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:10maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now really no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:31ah so being boring is is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you
33:47fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:10good luck coming
34:12good luck coming
34:12good luck coming
34:15good luck
34:29good luck
34:30good luck
34:31good luck
34:33good luck
34:36good luck
34:36good luck
34:36good luck
34:37good luck
34:38good luck
34:39good luck
34:39good luck
34:39good luck
34:42good luck
34:43good luck
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:15Let's go.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What? Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit. Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it. Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:35I need you.
39:02I gotta leave you in jasset.
39:05You came to sleep.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too I should have.
40:56So uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:01I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:10I don't know.
41:14Let's go.
41:45Let's go.
42:13Let's go.
42:44Let's go.
43:13Let's go.
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