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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You族 can be at home, too,
00:59you're in on an age
01:00You're in on a way.
01:01You're born free that.
01:02You can stay.
01:06You're in on a way
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:25Que los forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:58Hey, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she made
02:09driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:36Let's go!
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a tree, a darker hill, it's crooked from the
03:05wind that bites.
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life, you're lost to hope you're relevant, I'm standing
03:19in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing...
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, fool you say to scare ya, and what those people do?
03:43This is the real world, honey
03:45In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city
03:51Nice try
03:52Now get out of the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see you
03:59You wanna be up
04:00You wanna be up
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston
04:38You wanna see it?
04:39No, thanks
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty
04:43Go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that
04:46Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks, guys
05:19Oh, wow
05:20This morning
05:22I mean, he says
05:27The wayCare3
05:28I'm playing
05:28What not?
05:32What?
05:37We're talking about
05:44It's not that
05:46That timeATION
05:46Ilez
05:46I'll
05:46be talking about Get tor
05:47testoster You go
05:49I'll
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12:59I will show you
13:01That was so fucking hot
13:08We're out of the way
13:24I should go
13:32So, uh, obviously we'll show you
13:34other during the Olympics, right? Oh, right. Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:45Yes. My parents are pretty psyched for me. They're pissed they can't come,
13:49but my mom is starting to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right? My father, yes. Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:02Cool. Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal? You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink. Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast. For the first period,
14:50we're four days into this year's winter games, and there's already a contender for top story here in
14:56Sochi. What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team. A hard pill to
15:02swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Good boys. Hey. Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny. Be nice. You fucking lost Latvia. I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show. A debacle. Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know. Nothing to me, that's for sure. I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh. It's you gonna say this year, baby. We're fucking coming for you. Okay. Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fonny. Don't even stress. Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell? Yes. Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold? Because that's what JJ thinks it is. Yeah.
16:11You're probably right. The good news is we're not gonna be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program. We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that? I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man. Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean? Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me. Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:54Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it. Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text. Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:24Well, you don't know.
18:49You want to call me?
18:52After yesterday, you won't win...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:01And he's still playing.
19:03How did you do that?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06Not sad to you, father.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to justify the hopes you showed in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who was it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47Your mother?
19:47She doesn't do that.
19:53No, dad.
19:56Mom died.
20:00You remember her?
20:03I was in your case.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20Yeah.
20:21We need to go to the evening.
20:24In order to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30You ready?
20:31Go on.
20:32Go on.
20:33Okay.
20:34Of course I'm out of the same.
20:36All is always on the top.
20:38But, Mr. Delivich, what's going on for you?
20:40No, he was not in the form.
20:42Kocchik, Kocchik, he still stays.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:46He has a great job for all of the America.
20:48He needs to work well.
20:51He's too good.
20:52It's too good.
20:54It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
20:59He's too good.
21:02He's too bad.
21:05I'm too bad.
21:06Too many conversations.
21:08You're too bad.
21:09You're too bad.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He needs to be one more time.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be good if you remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:34Thanks, you.
21:52Dovninko, yeah.
21:58Dovninko, Sasha.
22:04I think you're bad playing.
22:07I'd like to say thank you, but I know you're not watching any other games.
22:10For the rest of your life, you've been a son of a coach for hockey, you've never done this.
22:16I'm not sure you've done this.
22:20I've never done this.
22:21I've never done that.
22:22I've never done it.
22:22I've never done that.
22:24I've never done that.
22:24I've never done it.
22:26I've never done that.
22:27I've never done that.
22:27Why did you decide?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will be a villain of any other case.
22:32You have to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these dumb games, when you have real chance in this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you'll win in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extrasens.
23:04With traumatized brothers, you can't see.
23:07You can see how you've seen the team quite well.
23:11Listen to me.
23:13This is the Vostok.
23:14And then you'll win.
23:15You'll win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, not so much before.
23:21In the final, it will be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good, but too young.
23:28And so you'll win the Cubs in the last year, than I've been with Satsun.
23:35Yeah.
23:36No, thank you. I'm not going to sleep.
23:38But tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:41You always look perfect.
23:43Yes.
23:44But you need to be perfect.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How about Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:07I just love this place.
24:10The clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:14The girls.
24:15It's just nice.
24:18And the boys?
24:22You've seen the French boys?
24:25Yeah, or?
24:32Oh my God.
24:34What's up here?
24:37And I'm having the rest?
24:41Gosh, I don't mess with coffee,
24:42How do you know?
24:43How do you know?
24:45How do you know?
24:46What's up here?
24:56How do you know?
24:57I know, how do you know.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was to you earlier. If you remember, don't be afraid.
25:22We're the only one, Sasha.
25:23It's our job.
25:26Yes.
25:28It's true.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50No, no, no.
25:52Okay.
25:53I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:07I'm glad to see you.
26:08I'm glad to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40Where you cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates it the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But.
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh.
28:42No.
28:42You're the fucking best all ender.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay.
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously.
29:04He comes home.
29:07That's it that, Lamar!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:20Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:34We're safe.
30:46Oh, God.
30:53I did not.
31:03No chance.
31:17Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:09I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48No.
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:58party after.
33:01And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:08maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win.
34:11Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:16Okay.
34:25I'm going to just put it in place.
34:32I want to just put it in place.
34:34Especially since you were the last day.
34:36I'll draw this Santa Claus.
34:38Yeah.
34:39Yeah.
34:41I'm going to be...
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:33You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:17good now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:36touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:40you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me
38:05we will see i need what you know tell me
38:23i need you
38:26i need you
38:31i need you
38:44i need you
39:01i need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:01I'm off.
41:01I'm off.
41:04I'm off.
41:09I'm off.
41:30I'm off.
41:31I'm off.
41:37I'm off.
41:40I'm off.
41:46I'm off.
41:55I'm off.
42:19Honey.
42:21Hello.
42:24Hi.
42:25Thank you so much.
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