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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born with a suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08You're in our way.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:55You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she met driver
02:12Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Good if you want to play me
02:30Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32I'll do the fight
02:33We're having a lot of games tonight
02:35We're having a lot of games tonight
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree, a darker hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up and relevant, I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light, you're sta-
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scarier, and most people do
03:43This is the real world, honey, I know
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city to
03:50Nice try, knock it out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see you, you wanna be a, you wanna be a
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:22Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, maybe go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
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12:59I will show you
13:01That was so fucking hot
13:08We're out of the way
13:24I should go
13:32So, uh, so, uh, so figuring, uh, so, uh, so,..
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's winter games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37All right, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice to you.
15:43He fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you're going to say this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great and so, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:39Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:36You're welcome.
18:38You're welcome.
18:41You're welcome.
18:43He wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:49This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of me.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:01And he is still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It is not sad, Otec.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:12It is not a game, it is a game.
19:14It is a real shame.
19:16It is not to prove the hope you showed up in the childhood.
19:20I am playing better than when I am.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you are doing them playing.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Who is your mother?
19:47Who is your mother?
19:48Who is your mother?
19:48She is not able to do this.
19:53No, Otec.
19:57Mom died.
20:00She is not a mother.
20:01She is not a mother.
20:03She is a mother.
20:07She is a mother.
20:08She is a mother.
20:10Where is it?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17You must go.
20:20Where is it?
20:25In Moscow?
20:26Of course.
20:27We must go.
20:28Yeah.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always on the same track.
20:36And everything is always on the military.
20:38And what's going on?
20:40No, he was not in the form.
20:42He's not in the form.
20:44He's still staying.
20:46He's still staying in the United States.
20:48He's working well.
20:51He's too good.
20:53It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
21:02He's too much.
21:05He's too much talking.
21:08You're too much talking.
21:08You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He needs to be another one.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24What's going on?
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:34Thanks, you.
21:52Do you want to drink?
21:54Do you want to drink?
21:57Do you want to drink?
22:05Do you want to drink?
22:07Do you want to drink?
22:07Do you want to drink?
22:08I will say thank you, but I know that you're not looking at any other.
22:11For the person who was the son of a coach of a hockey coach,
22:14you would該 do anything to do with this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter. Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:43The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you will win in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With the traumatized brothers, you can't see you.
23:07As you with the team, it was pretty good.
23:11Listen.
23:12You can win...
23:15You can win...
23:16You can win...
23:16...who...
23:17...in the West.
23:18In Chicago...
23:19...not that before.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:24And they are good...
23:26...but too young.
23:27You are very young.
23:28So, you will win the Cup of Xenia for a year,
23:30than I did with my father.
23:37I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should look ideal.
23:41You should look ideal.
23:43You should look ideal.
23:44But you need to agree more.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:49Bye bye.
23:57Bye bye.
23:58Bye bye.
24:01Bye bye.
24:02Bye bye.
24:02Bye bye.
24:05Hi there's a great place.
24:07I just like that place.
24:10The clubs and your头.
24:14The girls, it's just nice.
24:17A man, chiki.
24:20No.
24:21Did you see French people?
24:25Yes, Elia?
24:30Oh my God.
24:35Nothing.
24:38You don't know how you are.
24:41You don't lie.
24:42You don't lie.
24:43You don't lie in answer.
24:48You were more fun.
24:56You were more fun.
25:08You were more fun.
25:10Seriously?
25:13The danger was you earlier.
25:16If you remember, don't change me.
25:21We are children, Sash.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:32Of course.
25:34That's right.
25:35Okay.
25:36Okay.
25:39No.
25:54Okay.
25:56Okay.
26:04Look out, Elia.
26:07I was happy to see you.
26:25What happened here?
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:34Oh my God.
26:35Thank you so much.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay.
26:39Playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander.
26:44Is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03And Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh.
27:12He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look.
27:20I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously.
29:07Benjamin!
29:08Benjamin!
29:10Benjamin!
29:13Benjamin!
29:13Benjamin!
29:15Benjamin!
29:16Benjamin!
29:16Benjamin!
29:22Benjamin!
29:29We are literally hungry.
29:33You just like that, 이것 reviselessly.
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What are you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the frames we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:32goes to...
30:34No chance.
30:36No chance.
31:04This train goes to you.
31:14well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for
31:29some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:01maybe yes nicely
32:09please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick
32:33please
32:44no
32:48what
32:50no
32:53we'll go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:10maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now really no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:31ah so being boring is is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck coming
34:12good luck coming
34:12good luck coming
34:15good luck coming
34:17good luck
34:29good luck
34:30good luck
34:34good luck
34:36good luck
34:37good luck
34:39good luck
34:40good luck
34:41good luck
34:41good luck
34:41good luck
34:42good luck
34:42good luck
34:43good luck
34:43good luck
34:45good luck
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:46You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53It's a lot of windows.
36:10Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is forever.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55I'll be back.
37:00I'll be back.
37:04I'll be back.
37:08I'll be back.
37:16I'll be back.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my god, Hollander.
37:41Oh.
37:54Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06Oh, we will see.
38:10I need you.
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:37I need you.
38:43So.
38:44You.
38:45The.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:08It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05I love you.
41:05Come on.
41:10Come on.
41:29Come on.
41:32Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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