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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You can stay.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born with a suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:25Que los forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:58Hey, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she made
02:09driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:36Let's go!
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a tree, a darker hill, it's crooked from the
03:05wind that bites.
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life, you're lost to hope you're relevant, I'm standing
03:19in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing...
03:32hush...
03:33hush...
03:55hush...
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out with it
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:19Mmmh
05:20Mmmh
05:20Mmmh
05:22Mmmh
05:25Mmmh
05:26Oh, here you should go
05:27Three o'clock
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:20I'm not.
09:24You.
09:25I'm not.
09:27I'm not.
09:32You're not.
09:34I'm not.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:52Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:25Okay.
11:28I'm sorry.
11:29You're okay.
11:30I'm sorry.
11:32Oh, my God.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:48Oh, my God.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, I wonder.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32We'll shower now, okay?
12:57You killed me in London.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mmm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself for us now.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for Top Story here in South China.
14:57What an embarrassing end to an embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:12I'm in Paris,
15:17I'm in Paris,
15:19I'm in Paris,
15:20I'm in Paris,
15:22I'm in Paris,
15:23and you're from a cigarette in the morning,
15:28who is still sleeping in the morning.
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Lafayette.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's you going to say this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd be fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:45I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:59We're not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22What the fuck?
18:37You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:42The minister still wants to meet you today evening.
18:45Regardless of what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of your honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:04Is it not sad to you?
19:06It's not sad to you.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:15It's not a shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you're doing it playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42What is your mother?
19:46Who's your mother?
19:47Your mother is out of age?
19:51Your mother?
19:51She does not know who has that done.
19:53No, my mother...
19:56She died.
19:57Mom died.
20:00You remember her father?
20:03I have seen you here in your house.
20:07Where is Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, I have to go.
20:36Everything is always open.
20:37You don't want to go.
20:40He needs to be a good man.
20:44He needs to be a good one.
20:45He needs to work.
20:50He's a good man.
20:51He's a bad man.
20:54It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Lider.
20:59We're too much.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:08You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to bar,
21:18and he needs to be another one.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24What's your name?
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:34I want to drink something more interesting.
21:52Do you want to drink?
21:57Do you want to drink?
22:04I want to drink.
22:06I want to drink.
22:07I want to drink.
22:08I would say thank you.
22:08But I know that you're not looking for any other games.
22:11For anyone who's been a son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you've been willing to keep this away.
22:16I sometimes respect it.
22:19When I'm clear on what's on,
22:21I respect it to my opinion.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:25It doesn't have any meaning?
22:27Why did you do that? My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And blame on these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you'll be able to win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With the traumatized brothers, you can't get there.
23:07You've seen the team quite well.
23:11You're listening.
23:13This is the Vostok, and then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want.
23:17You'll be able to win in the West, Chicago.
23:19Not that before.
23:21In the final, it's probably San Francisco.
23:24And they're good, but they're too young.
23:28And so you'll win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I played with Satsun.
23:35Yeah.
23:36No, thank you.
23:37Me, we need to sleep.
23:38You're gonna be able to win the Coupe Xenia for a while tomorrow.
23:41You'll be able to win the Coupe Xenia for a while tomorrow.
23:50You're going to be able to win the Coupe Xenia for a while.
24:01Hi, Sasha.
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14The boys.
24:15It's just nice.
24:18And boys?
24:21Well...
24:22You've seen French boys?
24:25Yeah, Elia?
24:32Oh, my God.
24:35I'm not sure.
24:37You don't want cocaine.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't flirt at the answer.
24:49Before you were more fun.
25:09I'm not sure.
25:10Seriously?
25:13The danger was already on you.
25:16If you remember, it doesn't change me.
25:21We're the children, the children, Sasha.
25:26Yes.
25:28It's true.
25:32It's true.
25:34It's true.
25:36It's true.
25:37We're going to go where-нибудь.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:24What happens here?
26:26Yes!
26:27Yes!
26:29Yes!
26:29Yes!
26:29Yes!
26:30Yes!
26:31Yes!
26:31What am I supposed to do against it?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:34What?
29:01Shane hates him the most.
29:01You hate Rosanoff.
29:01Of course.
29:01He's got big.
29:01I have a lot of shots in the shots against him.
29:03But obviously, it's nice.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Yeah.
29:09Yeah.
29:09Yeah.
29:11Yeah.
29:13Yeah.
29:16Yeah.
29:17Yeah.
29:20Yeah.
29:21Yeah.
29:22Yeah.
29:23Yeah.
29:23Yeah.
29:29Yeah.
29:30Yeah.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What are you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50I was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:15Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:30clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:48You suck my dick.
32:00You suck my dick.
32:02And it was a joke.
32:02You suck my dick.
32:08I kind of lended my debit card to my mom, please.
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees
32:16on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees
32:27on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, women, I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36It's not a good thing tonight.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:10Good luck coming.
34:25I'm going to be in this position.
34:31I'm going to be in this position.
34:32I'm going to be in this position.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:09I gotta go.
35:23I'm going to be in this position.
35:25Here we go.
35:25Here we go.
35:33You're supposed to be in this position.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55I want to watch.
36:56I love you.
37:23So, let's go.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:43Fuck.
37:44Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:22I need you.
38:25I need you.
38:29I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah.
40:12But I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:03Goodbye, Hollander.
41:11Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20Goodbye, Hollander.
41:21Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:25Goodbye, Hollander.
41:37I don't know.
42:17I don't know.
42:30I don't know.
43:05I don't know.
43:30I don't know.
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