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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You born feet up, suite up.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:55You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she met driver
02:12Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Good if you want to play me
02:30Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32I'll do the fight
02:33We're having a lot of games tonight
02:35We're having a lot of games tonight
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree, a darker hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up and relevant, I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light, you're sta-
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scarier, and most people do
03:43Since the real world I'm never in love
03:46In spite of everything I guess there's just no city to
03:50Nice try, knock it out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see you, you wanna be a
04:00You wanna be a
04:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:23Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, maybe go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks guys
05:19Mm-hmm
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:25No, I do.
09:26I don't want it.
09:33I don't want it.
09:33Don't want it, you'll fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:52Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold her.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:26Shut up.
12:31I will shower now, okay?
12:35Stay alive.
12:43Stay alive.
12:51Stay alive.
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:37No, boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice to fucking last to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fanny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:53We'll see Tom.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet your father.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:49You have to be proud.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58Lattie.
18:59Lattie.
19:01And he is still a mess.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's a real shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I play better than ever.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is not played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who did you do it?
19:45Your mother?
19:47Your mother?
19:48She can't do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:56Mom died.
20:00Mom died.
20:01Do you remember her?
20:03I have seen her your mother.
20:07Where's your mother?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17I have a man.
20:18We need to go.
20:20We need to go.
20:21In the morning.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30You ready?
20:31Go.
20:32Go.
20:33Of course.
20:34Of course.
20:35I'm the same.
20:36I'm the same.
20:36I'm the same.
20:37I'm the same.
20:38I'm the same.
20:41I'm the same.
21:09I'm the same.
21:09You sometimes talk too much about it, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs to be another one.
21:21Look how she's got him for you.
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I think it would be interesting to me.
21:39.
21:52Давненько, а я…
21:57Давненько, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you are not looking for any of your games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you on me.
22:19When I see what I'm doing, I blame you on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter? Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that he was traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04If you don't know anything, you should have a really bad decision.
23:11You can't reach a retweet.
23:12You are a really good person.
23:13It's Vostok.
23:14You will win.
23:15You can win.
23:17You can win.
23:17In the北.
23:18In Chicago, not the last year.
23:21In the Finale, probably, you will win San Francisco.
23:24and they are good, but too young.
23:28So you won the Cubs of the Cubs in the last year,
23:30as I was talking about with you.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should look ideal.
23:41You should look ideal.
23:43You should look better.
23:44But you need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:51Bye.
23:57Well, how are you in Paris, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool. I just love this place.
24:10Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Children. It's just a nice place.
24:16Oh, boy. Well, you've seen French people.
24:25Yeah, or?
24:28Oh, my God.
24:35You don't know anything.
24:40You don't know anything,
24:42you don't know anything.
24:48I don't know anything.
24:49You don't know anything,
24:53I don't know anything?
24:56You don't know anything.
25:00That's a nice place.
25:00That's a nice place,
25:00you don't have fun and fun here,
25:01you don't know anything.
25:01I'm a dumb person.
25:08It's ok.
25:11Are you serious?
25:12The danger was earlier to you. If you remember me, don't change my mind.
25:22We are the children, Sash.
25:27Yes, that's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:37What is it?
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:04I was happy to see you.
26:24What happened here?
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30Yeah!
26:31What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57Turn it up.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh!
27:12He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it. I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03And, obviously, he comes home.
29:07That's it, Lilia!
29:31I'm literally hungry as to talk to you.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award from-
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing-
30:02Is the friends we make alone.
30:04Along the way.
30:06Hey!
30:07Before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to-
30:53Oh-oh!
31:17Well, what?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:09I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48No.
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win...
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:25You're welcome.
34:27All right.
34:29I'm going to get this position out of there.
34:32I'm going to line up, especially since you're in the last game.
34:36I'll draw the line for one day.
34:42Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55You, I want to pick it up.
37:02Not that I have to find safety.
37:03It's my best to be.
37:08Look at it.
37:13You can't get on the bed.
37:15I can't do it.
37:20You can't do it.
37:23You can't do it.
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:10I need
38:13what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:19you
38:25I need you
39:07I need you
39:09I need you
39:10I need you
39:12I need you
39:12I need you
39:13I need you
39:13I need you
39:14I need you
39:14I need you
39:14I need you
39:15I need you
39:15I need you
39:16I need you
39:17I need you
39:17I need you
39:17I need you
39:18I need you
39:18I need you
39:19I need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's...
40:07It's home.
40:11Yeah, but...
40:12I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:11Oh.
41:29Hold on.
41:30Hold on.
41:30OK, hold on, okay.
41:32Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:01Let's go.
43:31Let's go.
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