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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born through the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08You're born through the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:19You're in our way.
01:24You're in our way.
01:30Let's go!
01:59A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Cool if you wanna put me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow, this is fine
02:34You're gonna have to get lost in the game
02:35I'm gonna have to get lost in the game
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree
03:00A darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11You're lost to see
03:11Call the power in your light
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:26You're sta-
03:30I know
03:32I know
03:33I do
03:34You still
03:50I know
03:53You got
03:55John, just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see ya.
03:59You wanna be ya.
04:00You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try.
04:08Get out of there.
04:10You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:23Hey.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want to see it?
04:39Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman?
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord?
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:17No, you come here.
09:20No.
09:21You don't want.
09:24You don't want.
09:26No.
09:33Don't put it in your feet.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:31Stay right here.
10:36It's okay.
10:54It's okay.
10:58It's okay.
11:00Are you okay?
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:32It's you.
11:48It's you.
11:53Are you?
11:55Oh, God.
11:56Oh, God.
11:57Oh, God.
12:06Oh, God.
12:12Oh, God.
12:15Oh, God.
12:17Oh, God.
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder. I am dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:26Let's see.
13:33So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes. Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:10I fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:26Mm-hmm.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice, dude.
15:43I fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby. We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes. Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42Come on.
16:42Sure are nice, guys.
16:44We all the time came and we're gonna get through.
16:53And we go while we're going with me.
16:54We all are making things in many国 within theيد.
16:59We could hands in early with me.
17:04Let me let other people out and see.
17:08We wish we were just wanted, and we'll be here.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:20Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to take care of yourself.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you today evening, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be a honor of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do that?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, my father.
19:08Not so much.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes that you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I play.
19:23Our teammates are traumatized.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty.
19:36You and your mother are traumatized.
19:42You, captain, you're a father.
19:46You are a mother.
19:48You are a mother.
19:50You are a mother.
20:00You are a mother.
20:01Of course.
20:03I had a look at your father.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go to the night.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:31Go.
20:32Of course.
20:34Of course.
20:35AllÃ.
20:36It's not in order to go up.
20:38He was not in the form.
20:42He stayed in the form.
20:44He was out of the way.
20:46He stayed in America.
20:48He was doing good.
20:50He was a good guy.
20:52It was a problem with leaders.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:57You're too much talking about.
21:07You're too much talking about.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to the bar.
21:18He needs to be another one.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the very childhood.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember this.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:34I want to drink something interesting.
21:34I want to drink.
21:53I'll be right back.
21:57There's a break.
22:02It is not something that makes you happy.
22:04There's a break.
22:05I love you.
22:05Well, you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you're not looking for any other games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey, you will be able to avoid
22:15this.
22:16I sometimes blame you on me.
22:19When I understand what it is, I blame you on me on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any significance for you.
22:25It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:31Your father will never kill you. You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't have to play these crazy games, when you have real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where did you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04You can't go through the war with a brother, you can't go through it.
23:07Like you here with the team, it's pretty good to show you.
23:13It's a Vostok, and then you can win...
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:19Chicago, not that much раньше.
23:21In the final, most of all, they will be in San Francisco.
23:24and they are good, but too young.
23:28So you won the Cubs of the Cubs
23:29before I was talking about it.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should be perfect.
23:41You should be perfect.
23:43You should be perfect.
23:44But you need to be more confident.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, how are you going to Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool. I just love this place.
24:10Clubs, the head of the club.
24:14The girls are just beautiful.
24:17And the boys?
24:18Well, you've seen French people, right?
24:25Right, Elia?
24:29Oh my God, nothing.
24:37You don't know how you are.
24:41You don't fool you.
24:43You don't flirt with the answer.
24:49Well, before you were happy.
24:55You remember?
25:07You remember?
25:09Here? Seriously?
25:11I don't know.
25:12The danger that you had earlier caused by.
25:16If memory doesn't change me.
25:21We are the children, Sasha.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:32Well, you're looking for a wedding.
25:39Yes.
25:43It's a lie.
25:51No.
25:52I don't know.
25:53It's a lie.
25:54Yes.
26:04Okay.
26:05I was happy to see you.
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good home, Eddie.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop!
26:53Boston, where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:56Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:36I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-ender.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Rochelle.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots.
29:03He ends up his lead.
29:04Yeah.
29:06Yeah!
29:15Ah!
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:33...
30:36...
31:17Well, what?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:30clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:05you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is genetic.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you,
33:47fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:14Good luck there,
34:15good luck.
34:19I am.
34:26Yeah.
34:26I am not going to put this into my room,
34:28I'm going to put it in my room.
34:32I am not going to put it in my room,
34:34especially since you're in the last minute.
34:36I'll put it in my room,
34:37it's not going to put it.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:25You're such an asshole.
35:50You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53It's a lot of windows.
36:18good now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:36touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:41what it's my special day hollander i want to watch i've never no shit fuck you
36:49give me some vodka at least no no no vodka is for after as your reward
36:59so
37:07so
37:09so
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need you what you know tell me
38:20you
38:26i need you
38:42so
38:46so
38:50so
38:57so
39:25so
39:27russia this year was something else
39:34it's intense there
39:41so
39:41so are you heading back soon
39:44back
39:45to russia for the summer
39:49oh yes
39:57why
39:59what do you mean why
40:02do you have to
40:05there is no have to it's
40:07it's home
40:09but
40:12i don't know is it safe
40:16what do you mean
40:16what do you mean safe
40:18i don't know
40:21do you do you even like it there
40:30what difference
40:30what difference does it make
40:32a pretty big one i think
40:39i need to sleep
40:41i need to sleep
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