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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You born feet up, super.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:50Let's go!
01:55Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Who if you wanna take me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow we'll be fine
02:33You're gonna have to get lost in the game today
02:35That's a great idea
02:37Magic things, I hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:43I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:51I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:52I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone
02:58Like
02:58A tree, a darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11Call the power in your light
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18Standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're standing in my light
03:35You're sta-
03:36You're pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You're pretty
03:39You say you're scary
03:40I know most people do
03:43You say it's the real world
03:44Honey
03:45Oh
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city to it
03:50Nice try
03:52Knock it out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:02Yai yai yai yai yai
04:05Nice try
04:07Get out with
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:23Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fuck him back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosenhof outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosenhof has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:58I'll see you next time.
06:29I'll see you next time.
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:40Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:11No, you're the one.
09:25No, you don't.
09:27I'm going to be smoking.
09:32It's the one.
09:33Don't worry, it won't fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:52Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:32It's you.
11:39It's you.
11:53It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:55Oh, God.
11:56Oh, God.
12:21No, the bed's all dirty.
12:24What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're to wait.
13:23I should go.
13:34I should go.
13:37I should go.
13:41I should go.
13:49I should go.
13:50I'm going to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself or else not.
14:21Mm-hmm.
14:23You're such a good drink.
14:24Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as
15:08his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck.
15:41Can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice.
15:43You fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah.
15:45It was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
16:37me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42I'm still friends, right?
16:49In the water's weight.
17:01I hope that I've got it, man.
17:05I'm totally different.
17:07Go if I can see a certain thing and bring your high school coming.
17:11It's so really different.
17:12I need to be better than those little mammals coming in.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22What?
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet me.
18:38Yeah, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you in the evening, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of your honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this?
19:05You're not sad?
19:06I'm not sad.
19:07But not so much.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame you showed up in your childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is injured.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You're a captain, you're doing them playing.
19:34You're always looking for someone who's wrong.
19:39I'm not mistaken.
19:40That you are unfair.個人ippo
19:42Who's left
19:43to keep it behind? Your mother?
19:47Your mother?
19:48She can't
19:49do this?
19:49What do you want to do?
19:53No, my father.
19:57Mom died.
20:00You remember me?
20:03I was in your view of your mother.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:13You know what?
20:17Нам нужно идти.
20:20На голове вечера.
20:24Чтобы я мог встретиться с министром.
20:28Да.
20:30Готов?
20:31Пошли.
20:33Конечно, образовався на самый край.
20:36Все всегда опирается в мультарию.
20:38А Владимирович, ну что с ним?
20:40Не, ну он не был в форме.
20:41Но Кочев, Кочев пусть и Том остается.
20:44Ему надо отдыхать.
20:46Ущи прессы всех на Америке.
20:48Надо зарабатывать.
20:50Хороший, хороший.
20:51Слишком хороший.
20:52Ужасно, да?
20:53Ужасно.
20:54Но это проблема с лидерством.
20:56Это всегда проблема.
20:58Лидерство.
20:59Он слишком всему верен, а?
21:02Слишком на вас.
21:05Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:08Ты же мой ангел.
21:09Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:11Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:14Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:16Я веду Лью в бар.
21:18Ему явно нужно еще один макал.
21:21Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24А?
21:25С самого детства?
21:26Спасибо.
21:27Я ангел.
21:28Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:31Я хочу выпить.
21:33Нет, вам, я ей что-то поинтереснее.
21:52Добрый день, я...
21:57Добрый день, Саша.
22:00С вашей ситуации.
22:04СМЕХ
22:05Да, мы сейчас...
22:07Давненько, а я...
22:07Я добысь.
22:08Давненько, Саша.
22:08СМЕХ
22:08СМЕХ
22:09I don't have to worry about it.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you against me.
22:19When I understand what it is, I blame you against me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44The Hunt and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Why do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04As we've tired of being a star in LA,
23:06people will never be able to see you.
23:07You have to come up with the team.
23:09It's not so bad.
23:11You are not bad.
23:13It's good?
23:13It's a Vostok,
23:14and then you will win whoever you want.
23:16You will win whoever you want.
23:17In the West Side, Chicago, not just a year.
23:21In the end, it will turn to San Francisco.
23:25They are good, but too young.
23:28So you have to win the Cup of Senna for a year,
23:30than I've been with you with a son.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38You'll need to be perfect for tomorrow.
23:41You'll always look perfect for tomorrow.
23:43You'll need to be perfect for tomorrow.
23:48We'll meet you in the morning.
23:50Bye.
23:54Well, what?
24:00It's like Paris, Sasha.
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs are my head.
24:13The girls are just nice.
24:18And boys...
24:20Well, you've seen the French boys.
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:32Oh, my God.
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You don't want cocaine.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't flirt at the answer.
24:49Before you were more fun.
24:53Ilya?
25:02Ilya...
25:09You're here.
25:10You're here.
25:13The danger is in your life.
25:16It was a danger.
25:17It was a danger to you.
25:17If you remember, you're not mistaken.
25:22We are the children, Sasha.
25:26Yes, it is.
25:29Yes, it is.
25:30Yes, it is.
25:35Okay.
25:36Okay.
25:37Let's go somewhere.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:55Okay.
26:04Ilya.
26:06Ilya.
26:07I was happy to see you.
26:11Okay.
26:14Ilya.
26:15Ilya.
26:15Ilya.
26:22Ilya.
26:25Ilya.
26:26Ilya.
26:27Ilya.
26:28Ilya.
26:28Ilya.
26:29Ilya.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good home, Eddie.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay.
26:39Playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander.
26:44Is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop.
26:55Boys.
26:55It's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look.
27:20I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:48our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously.
29:04He's a premier, he's never gonna be.
29:06He's never gonna be.
29:07He's never gonna be.
29:08No, no, no, no...
29:09Oh, no, no, no!
29:13Ho, no, no!
29:14Ho, no!
29:15Ho, no, no, no!
29:22Ho, no, no!
29:23Ho, no, no, no!
29:26Ho, no, no!
29:29Fantasy World.
29:32WIW!
29:32**Dat there, man!
29:33No, no, no!
29:33Ho, no!
29:34Oh, no, no!
29:34Woo!
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50What's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:32goes to...
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then
31:29it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:58I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring
32:58party after.
33:01And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win.
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:25Good luck coming.
34:44Good luck.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:25You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:03Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54Man, yeah.
36:55Off you.
37:01You don't know.
37:01All she loves you.
37:03All the water.
37:15You don't know the noises.
37:15I don't know.
37:16I don't know.
37:17You're not so cool, you've never seen it.
37:17You don't know.
37:17They don't know me.
37:19I don't know.
37:20I don't know.
37:21I don't know me.
37:23I don't know.
37:23I don't know.
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels
37:33holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:10I need
38:13what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:19you
38:25I need you
39:07I need you
39:09I need you
39:10I need you
39:12I need you
39:12I need you
39:13I need you
39:13I need you
39:14I need you
39:14I need you
39:14I need you
39:15I need you
39:15I need you
39:16I need you
39:17I need you
39:17I need you
39:17I need you
39:18I need you
39:19I need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Oh.
41:15Oh.
41:19Let's go.
41:45Let's go.
42:17Let's go.
42:45Let's go.
43:15Let's go.
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